How I made my prison Hooch for 20 years…

This was the medicine I prescribed to myself to get me through my sentence!

[@lukeframpton3671]

I remember the banging headache after 😂😮

[@sirich5288]

100% I’m making this hooch😂. Hope your channel does really well Kevin and you get the justice you deserve☝️

[@Jayben1111]

Howd it turn out

[@benj46]

I didn’t realise I would enjoy this video as much as I did 👏🏻😂

[@DaLilVivi96]

He reminds me of a young, sharp, Harry Enfield (if he was a criminal) 🤣👍 Kev is a legend! always love his good ol' stories on podcasts, hope you're doing very well Kev! Much love from Nottingham 💖

[@TheDemonGamerOfFleetStreet]

A good way of creating a great boost for yeast if you haven't got any proper yeast is oxo cubes. Autolysed yeast is whats inside oxo cubes but you need a robust bit along with the fermented fruits like this guy mentioned. Once you've made a bowl of oxo cube drink with a full box of oxos depending on the size of the brew then stir until totally watery with no bits left over undissolved, once you have that then leave to stand for a good 2 hours at least until its gone cold and then what you'll find there in the bottom once you've carefully poured the fluid away is a greyish off white sediment laying there in the bottom, and don't use scolding hot water straight from the kettle use cooler water than a boil. Scrape that out until hardly any oxo water remains and then add that sediment to you're already lively fermenting fruits and orange juice and once you've nursed it to its full term you will have a good brew that gets you wrecked if you drank a few pints but you have to feed it and burp it like a big baby with red eyes that you aint sure if it wants to gargle at you or fight you lol. This aint an exact science sometimes people are careless and they add something either by choice or by no fault of their own a germ, some spore of mould from the place whatever or someone aint too clean it can literally destroy ya brew by one mistake and believe there is a lot of things that can do that to a prison brew no matter how skilled you are at it. There is always a chance it can go mouldy or do something worse to you if you drink it and its not ready or bad. I've heard some stupid tales of people putting chemicals inside it and alsorts of stuff. The brew that I drank last time I was inside prison was a powerful beast if ever I've known one, I don't have a problem at all in explaining how it went down.......in short I got shit ass drunk in HMP Hull over in Yorkshire and I pissed the bed 😂. No seriously man I never piss nor crap my pants if I'm drunk I've never pissed my bed ever drunk but I did that night and ya know what I don't care I think its funny we've all gotta piss the bed shit ass drunk before we die 😂 and bedsides I was doing both in my nappies for 2 or so years nobody gave a damn thing then lol. Yeah....me and a pad m8 got steamed, I eventually fell to sleep, woke up feeling really bad and didn't go to work and oh yeah I woke up in a wet mattress, had to get a new mattress that very day a lucky man.

[@thebeard6334]

😂😂👍👍

[@TheDemonGamerOfFleetStreet]

@@thebeard6334 I know you may laugh but it works.

[@ironmansmotorcycleandcarre5845]

I've been out 17 year now since been in from 95_2005 due to drug offenses and robbery, was a stupid young man, I remember my pad mate had been making hooch and forgot to let the gas out and in middle of night it exploded..😂 bang in middle of night was everywhere , used to leave it on warm pipes to ferment,😂 both down block next morning on GOAD 😂 silly young and stupid, been out 17 year now and doing very well, im now thinking about sharing my past with others,

[@bubz89]

I'm dyin lol I could jus imagine in the middle of nyt that goin off lmao n ye make a chanel n get more stories out mate

[@ironmansmotorcycleandcarre5845]

@@bubz89 it honestly sounded like a bomb lol 🤣 was in HMP Walton at the time, 🤣

[@Tomtomjameson]

Literally EXACTLY the same happened to me mate hahaha cocker spaniel at my door about 3 hours after that happened musta been about half 4/5 in the mornin

[@ironmansmotorcycleandcarre5845]

@@Tomtomjameson same as myself lol 🤣 6am dragged down block and kept there for 4 weeks on good order and dicapline

[@nickyrich35]

Same thing happened to me but never exploded the bottle blew up it literally looked like a balloon it took us ages to get the top off😂

[@stevebaker6711]

Ingenious mate. So simple too. Love it.

[@FINDINGFITNESS101]

Come to you via Matt Legg's channel. Subbed and looking forward to all your insights. I don't plan on going to prison, but since they bang you up for being Christian and standing for family values these days, you never know the future. Cheers!

[@albertknight1971]

Thanks Kev, I'm a Alkie and haven't had a drink for a couple of years but if I fall of the wagon I'm defo gonna give the a go, " 70% " 😊

[@Ridethebomb777]

To be honest ... with brewers yeast prob 12-14% at best.

[@bbox1300]

Go on fella. Watched most of this guys podcasts seems a top bloke. Good luck

[@Onemoreround500]

U won't get more genuine then Mr lane a proper old school fella with morals and he had that little word for people called respect Mr lane may u and all your family and friends have a great Xmas god bless and be lucky

[@andydurance478]

Spot on Kevin , I was in the system too i lived in Watford until I was 17 maybe then we’ll the rest is history I’ve been out since 1995 listening to your story , well it’s amazing and I’m so glad your fighting back I will be definitely buying your book and maybe one day I will get it signed , I wish you all the success in the world mate take care 💪🏻👍

[@Yoyo-01]

Haha I used to brew 10 litres every week inside, the trick was finding good hiding places around the wing..I brewed in doubled up bin liners with a bic pen tied into the neck as a breather..meant I could slip it out of windows onto flat rooftops etc I even used the leg of the pool table a few times but they found it in the end :D

[@wileecoyote1308]

All the best Kevin, you make me laugh. That fella talking about hiding places, well my recollection of Long Lartin is we didn't need to hide it. I was on D wing 90 to 93. Pete and Tony, the brothers from N London were smashing fellas a d always good to me.

[@howardelder4411]

Never came across it when I was in but I will definitely be giving this ago cheers 🥂 MR Lane 👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@derekdodge_0078]

Loved that,I also live how you keep your chin up and smiling after what you've been through Kevin,well done 👏

[@Ryan-zv3os]

The guy used to be a hit man lol, meaning he has killed people and does not deserves to walk the same streets as us. He is lucky guy.

[@derekdodge_0078]

@@Ryan-zv3os and how would you know,only Kevin knows the truth,

[@Ryan-zv3os]

@@derekdodge_0078 He literally on a podcast saying "ex-hit man". Last time i checked a hitman has killed people?

[@ts4366]

@@derekdodge_0078 🤡

[@iainparker2269]

​@@Ryan-zv3os hitman 😂 you've been watching to many films! Kevs innocent

[@airspeed_alive]

Yt algorithm really just served me a prison hooch life hack 😅

[@London780]

This was excellent kevin all the best mate 👍

[@chulainn32]

Ha! Could listen to this lad all day. You should have your own cooking channel mate :)

[@stevie1683]

Sultanas are the raisin for the currant situation 😊

[@AB-kx4nc]

Sentence you on how strong it is " kin el in trouble ere" brilliant. Enjoyed that my son.

[@georgepetrie5765]

This fella missed his calling. You could've had a cooking show Kevin.

[@benj46]

More vids like this … you are brilliant to watch 🙌🏻

[@discharge2331]

"Normally when you get pissed you're cooled off the next day and you wake up" 😂😂

[@cpfcgavman1977]

It's like a criminal version of a programme on cocktails for a party 😂😂fucking love it

[@ts4366]

Yeah! ….. lovely criminals …. 🤡

[@ScoreGuru123]

This is the guy off Banged Up 😂

[@ainsleyshand7690]

Dont wonna jinx myself 😂😂😂😂 not been in jail since 2000 wonna keep it that way kev fairplay pal 😂😂😂😂

[@chrisgoodwill3818]

Brilliant! Loved this video! I think Kevin is a legend! Would love to meet him

[@Davidl98765]

Your contents quality kev. Watched all your podcasts.

[@WAY2ACCO]

word on the street his hooch still brewing

[@ACshinealight]

This was very enjoyable in a strange way . Cheers Kevin

[@paulprendergast3247]

Also enjoyable at strange ways

[@Teyz1989]

In australia we cant get sugar in prison we can inly get sweetener.. cant get yeast either so we substitute yeast with vegimite and sugar with soft drink

[@geoffhughes2804]

Used to make this same recipe in full Sutton respect good memories very powerful

[@zombiekid16]

more videos like this, brilliant teacher

[@noneofyourbeezwax1]

Morning Kev good to see you livin the good life again ,💪

[@Team_Fury]

This brings back memories. I used my pad mates kitchen job Oranges 🍊 give them a squeeze and a pile of bread plus lots of sugar and leave it on the radiator . Very nice Kev. 👍🏻

[@sauravbasu8805]

Made hooch with bread ?

[@Andy-we5og]

​@@sauravbasu8805yeah bread or potato to kick start that chemical reaction so the yeast starts eating the suger and the bi product results in alcohol

[@stuartjoyce2627]

Brings back memories watching you doing that ha ha ha had some proper nights on the hooch in HMP madness it’s like rocket fuel done proper respect pal 👍👍👍😎😎

[@mandx666]

Kevin's hooch is professionally done compared to what I ve seen in the past

[@grahamjonathan762]

Use these skills Kev and get in the whisky game❤

[@l6outinthestix46]

Watch all your stuff kev your a top bloke what you see is what you get all the best for the future tuebrooke liverpool

[@naturalbornchiller1765]

Nice too see you got paid well for the ch4 series nice kitchen

[@Mr-millen]

Kevin you’ve got a brilliant Chanel and should get your old mate Micky shilling on there with you 🤙🤙

[@leonorme2926]

I love brewing alcohol, better than paying silly prices , can't wait to get the 2 apple presses out later this year when apples are ready , I do hope you get your name cleared. I believed every golden word you said in podcasts , respect and good luck 👍

[@jay71512]

Same here, I have 2 apple trees 2 cherry and 1 damson. I press the lot and just throw it in a fermenter. Sometimes it's fantastic and sometimes it goes down the drain lol.

[@gimmemoremoney]

Silly prices. You can get 4 cans of skol for 2 quid pal.

[@gimmemoremoney]

@@jay71512 so it's 50% chance whether it's worth it or not. So that tells me it ain't worth it. Cheers.

[@jay71512]

@@gimmemoremoney worth it? It works 4/5 of the time and everything except a few packets of yeast iis free so how do you work out it's not worth it? It takes about 4 hours and costs me about 25 quid in yeast to make at minimum 150 litres of cider. That's worth it imo.

[@gimmemoremoney]

@@jay71512 which tastes like horse shit. So yeah unless you enjoy drinking horse shit home brew I suppose.

[@davidtoohey9166]

Looking well matey keep up the good work 👍

[@troyfuller363]

Fitted up and fighting back yes kev you need a drink especially in them hell holes and especially when your innocent bro it’s hard enough when you doing a big sentence when your guilty so wow couldn’t imagine going through what you did bro and hopefully the truth will come out sooner or later peace out

[@SSices]

That’s ace 😮 Il be making some when I’m banged up 😢

[@gypsy-shack]

If you used your head, you would get a job in the kitchens and be near the bakers. High activity bakers yeast was available in every nick i ventured into, ( every morning ) . So we used the bakers yeast, potatoes, raisins, jam and sugar. In the pads there was a hot water pipe that passed through every pad, so with the mix in a gallon can, sitting on the hot pipe for just 3 days , the alcohol would blow your head off, ( so long as you stood it in cold water for an hour or so before drinking, to try kill the yeasts activity ) . I have also seen it made in old red fire extinguisher bottles, the only problem with them is , as the mix ferments it pressurizes the bottle and eventually squirts your precious juice out of the fire extinguisher outlet pipe. I saw a group of guys that wouldn't take advice on venting their 25liter tub, they stashed it on the roof of the screws changing room, ( HMP Haverigg ) by the morning it had exploded and drained through the roof of the changing room and been discovered.

[@ts4366]

If you used your head you wouldn’t steal from or hurt others, and then you could stay out of prison and buy a drink in the pub. It’s pretty simple.

[@paulprendergast3247]

​​@@ts4366e went in for unpayed fines he was entitled to a drink 🍻

[@ts4366]

Unpaid fines = stealing off others. Fines for what!? …I assume committing other crimes Grow up 😂

[@paulprendergast3247]

@ts4366 why you even watching this type of content with views like yours? You could have searched for capital punishment instead!

[@hasitcometothis7431]

The geniusnus of people when they have nothing and what they can do with the little they have got. I learnt some things on my sentence. Things that if the bottom fell out of the world would help me survive.

[@patrickoneill5102]

Instructions tutorial my well be your thing I thought you spoke very clearly easy to follow

[@chipsthedog1]

I used to put a spoonful of marmite in a cup of hot water added to the start to help with the yeast & you cannot taste it at all. Also I used to sell mine by the litre and had squash bottles filled with the finished product hidden in the freezers that only the cleaners had access to and found out that after freezing a bottle solid you could still pour half a glass of clear liquid out because alcohol freezes at a much colder temperature, drinking the clear stuff was like drinking neat vodka. The things you find by accident eh?

[@chrisyateswebdev]

absolute BS.. marmite is yeast EXTRACT.. it is a by-product OF yeast.. does not contain any yeast or help in fermentation.. stop chatting waffle

[@MrBollocks10]

He's back in, isn't he

[@pauljones8218]

yep free catwalk kev

[@Jamiereid6166]

😂😂😂patatoe peelings The Lot up her 😂👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ls1238]

Kevin lane , an absolute g

[@enduromxmw]

Pineapple hooch is the best Few off us made some in HMP Pboro…..I was helping on the servery when the food trolly come on the wing few lads distracted the screws and I took the whole tray off pineapple to my pals cell and we made it….7 days absolutely smashed and England was playing World Cup as well good times 🤣

[@chrismassie1171]

I know the feeling of being set up. I only got remanded for 3 months then they changed the charge conspiracy. The judge new it was wrong but agreed to let us walk as long as we take it on the chin. I only done it to free the others evolved. But that feeling of knowing it ain’t you but there’s nothing you can do Mind blowing I feel for you knowing what you went through All the best Kevin B lucky Gypsie Chris

[@gimmemoremoney]

😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Melt.

[@chrismassie1171]

@@gimmemoremoney U a real 1. Keyboard warriors

[@gimmemoremoney]

@@chrismassie1171 gypsie chris? 😂 Who openly calls themselves that. Keyboard warrior how? Explain.

[@simonshotter8960]

Being a gypsy there was probably something you should have been in prison for at some stage anyway..

[@gimmemoremoney]

@@simonshotter8960 😂 scum of the earth they are.

[@star-stuff]

£10 a litre in a B Cat & £5 a litre in a C Cat is what I used to charge for my hooch. Gotta be careful, though, if you don't make it properly, not only will it give you the shits, but it can make you go blind. Left it under my bed without letting the air out of the bag one night then pop, everywhere it went! The smell was rediculous. Never got caught though, they never really gave a shit in HMP Guys Marsh. You'd NEVER brew it to 30% either, unless you distill it (which i could never do but others could). The strongest you can get it is 13% or 14%!

[@gb5584]

I heard before that it can make you blind. I wonder how. 🤔

[@leejames7831]

exactly this, to get it to 70% youd have to distill it at least once. after 4 days youd be lucky to get 10% unless you had a really good kicker to start it. we used to distill with the kettle and call it FIRE WATER lol, had a whole drum explode on me in dartmoor after putting it on the pipes overnight nd then adding sugar while it was warm, it went up like a volcano XD

[@star-stuff]

​@leejames7831 I was on g-wing in Dartmoor in 2014 and had 10 ltrs in a big mayo tub from the kitchens. The screws busted my door just before morning unlock and asked me where the hooch was. Nothing in here, Gov. Be straight with us, and we'll be fair with you they said. Anyway, I pulled it out from under the bed, unwrapped it from the orange blankets, took the lid off, and it was just fizzing foam on top, then it settled in a few seconds. Anyway, they said fucking hell Brookesy, tip it down the toilet! I was a little taken aback. Didn't have to tell me twice, down the toilet it went! Dartmoor was an awesome jail until they decided to integrate it with the NONCES!

[@DannyCrowPsychoticsAnon]

@@star-stuffcouldn’t be arsed with the paper work that’s all

[@robertjr555]

Awsome Kev, I'm gonna try this 🙌

[@colinhutchinson1664]

I heartily recommend the Chateau De Horfield. Full Bodied and fruity.

[@Anonymous-Joker74]

Guaranteed nicking 🤣🤣🤣 Seen hall go up in air with people at the hooch …

[@shanetaylor8000]

Ha ha I bet he’s a good laugh being banged up with him.. good luck pal. Hope there’s no more bird for you..👍🏼

[@jamiebetts3923]

Brilliant video top man.

[@ts4366]

You definitely give off angry violent psycho vibes whilst doing a cooking demo. Hope our paths never cross.

[@MICHAEL-wg2lh]

You really must have lived a sheltered life if you think he gave of angry vibes here , just a fella showing how to make ale to me

[@powervan100]

What a fantastic idea to help with the cost of living crisis, should be on TV and radio on consumer programmes. Thank you for sharing the recipe.

[@morgunz5365]

I'm sure a bottle of wine would cost less, haha. Would be good to learn, tho. Just incase

[@powervan100]

@@morgunz5365 8 litres at 70% ? you do the maths 😝

[@JudeTheYoutubePoopersubscribe]

​@@morgunz5365 even the cheap bottles of wine aren't that cheap anymore. Dude in the video will get 8 litres of 30 odd percent for under a tenner.

[@leonorme2926]

I am going to try this recipe , I am sure it will be 100% pucker

[@OkOk-lp5sv]

Your house looks good 👍

[@jshaw4757]

Exactly step for step how I make it 👍

[@terryturn4691]

God bless you mr lane be lucky sir

[@deanglover2612]

I nearly got blinded drinking that stuff hmp Dorchester

[@Smurfis]

I hate orange juice for me it’s a no go but I wish there was another way it’s really interesting I wonder if there’s any other alcohols you could make in prison thanks for sharing the knowledge my brother Bloody 70 percent proof blimey how long to ferment I’ll give it a go for a small portion =)

[@pasgas12safe58]

Can't wait for the next video!!👍

[@gonzo3915]

Very similar to the way I did it, once you got a good kicker you golden.

[@Judge_Barker]

I will try this 💯👍😅 great video

[@jasondyer811]

Frigginghell Channing Tatum stunt double 😂😂😂

[@Taylorlaid222]

Kevin is a smart man

[@jimibaked4235]

Everyone should make their own screw pub prices

[@bopaduffy84]

I got banged up twice in 1 week drinking this mate.... ive never touched it since. Absolute Rocket Fuel! 🚀

[@user-wi6hh8lz6r]

give the ingredients to sunack and Boris when they get locked up 😂

[@Wump561]

Hope you get out soon mate I put some down last night cheeky 4 liter. I'm out now but showing my missis how we lived inside. Hope it turns out ok I've had some belting drinks on me travels around hmp good luck mate hope you get to read this soon

[@discharge2331]

Im gonnae try this instead of spending a tenner a pop for buckfast . 👌

[@CarsonTVGlovesUpDrugsDown]

Brilliant ❤

[@arttheclown1163]

Looks like you have a really nice house after having a record. Doesn't usually work that way in America sadly.

[@stephenjon3502]

You’re missing a trick there Kevin. If you did that in a nightie at 2am like Nigella does you might get a tv show out of it.😂

[@peterpipe9015]

Good show m8 , i always wondered how it was made

[@captainchillco1025]

I cannot find the video on the end product 😢 However I know how to make this very well but 50% of them would be found by not in my pad 😂

[@tristrambright9782]

Cheers for the recipe cos I always wondered what the hell hit me when I drank a cup of this one Christmas away 🙂 guess what I'm making 😂

[@nellychaz7037]

Great vid

[@TheNotoriousGhost]

Is this an old timers recipe and techniques that been passed down or u figure it out by trial and error??

[@jameshope524]

Top bloke Kev m8

[@sheilaboothroyd4293]

Everyone who brews up has the best hooch!!

[@BullyFamily69]

Good video Kevin

[@howardelder4411]

You only had say scammel wheel nuts we know what you mean 😂😂 nice one

[@neilbroadfoot2496]

Top g

[@howardelder4411]

When you show the Finished product will you drink the amount you used to drink on a good night out as they say Mr Lane I hope so😂👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥂

[@nickaird5216]

how did you get the stuff intto prison, sorry for been thick. but ive never been inside. ill deffo try it though

[@jamestherat1]

Canny video 👍sounds like the big giant on the BFG

[@ts4366]

Wow…theres some right specimens in this comment section. Stop stealing and hurting others and you may stay out of prison… it’s really not that difficult.

[@darrengoulding-nk6gn]

I did a spell in wolds with kev top fella

[@martyc4599]

Apologies. Ive never been to jail so have a question. Had you ever been half way through the brewing process but been suddenly moved to another jail? What happens then? Must cost money and also risk of getting caught.

[@leejames7831]

its a cat and mouse game, people are usually paid to "hold" the hooch, thus taking the punishment if caught.

[@BeerStens]

Can u make wheat beer out of Weetabix. Homebrew really expensive now.

[@fittedupandfightingback8697]

Not too sure

[@James-wo4by]

He is on something definitely

[@adamstockman5278]

Defo loves a sniff

[@rh97639]

HMP Hooch G.O.A.T