How I Met Your Mother (BEST SCENE EVER!)

[@aronikahn]

The loyalty he has for lily as his wife and Ted as his best friend is unwavering and admirable. To have and be Marshall in relationships and friendships should be the goal

[@insomnia.mp422]

i will always remember that scene where he asks robin to move out of the apartment because it kills ted but he’s to nice to say it. it really shows what an amazing friend he is and that he knows what’s right for his best friend. idk why it is this exact scene but it inspires me to be a better friend myself.

[@realm8286]

Barney is his bestfriend

[@one0hwon514]

@@realm8286 Actually Mar-

[@kurdonoid]

@@one0hwon514 - I'M YOUR BESTFRIEND!

[@johncobacango6930]

everybody could use a friend like Marshall.

[@EmoDragracer]

"You're acting like he has six months to live" gets me every time 😅

[@arias1610]

it’s even worse than that… he has a lifetime to live with small penis

[@RockSmithStudio]

@@arias1610 Exactly! He's stuck with that stump

[@mauricioangulo917]

@@arias1610 aaah Why do you way that? It will be stuck in my Brain like a splinter... like a splinter size splinter.

[@quannguyen1381]

Ppllqyhukjkkjjjkk0

[@r.c.auclair2042]

@@mauricioangulo917 "say" that.

[@TrentHuggins]

This show is literally the gentlest of comedy. It's comforting to watch.

[@SA2004YG]

It's Friends but for millennials

[@SA2004YG]

@Bad Boys Boogie I think so too but that might be because I'm a millennial 😂

[@livie2907]

@@SA2004YG HIMYM is actually better than friends. The dates from the past match while Ross had 3 birthdays

[@Tommy_111]

@@livie2907 not even close to being better than friends

[@maccaronnyy]

@@Tommy_111 it’s even better

[@amagrawal0090]

What i wouldn't do to have a friend like Marshall. He is the best character in HIMYM

[@chubfind7372]

He is the only one of the group that is a good person

[@amagrawal0090]

@@chubfind7372 agreed

[@edu-kt]

If you don't find one, be a Marshall for your friends.

[@yao052]

@@chubfind7372 that's ridiculous. All the character are good people. Flawed maybe but definitely good

[@DrT.Weirdo]

@@yao052 Barney is so not good, lily was manipulative and stripped her friends of their free will at times, robin was messed up and was actually a flawed good person and Ted was so beyond the grasp of reality he ruined every relationship and broke so many hearts over a possibility of the next girl he saw

[@tolyo96]

Marshall's thoughts at 2:02 is probably my favourite part of the whole episode. Especially the way his voice cracks at "think of any two words other than sMaLL or pEniS"

[@jim394]

"think of any two words other than Small or P*nis. Got it! Small P*nis. Damn it!" lmao

[@slitheringsnake229]

Dudes voice cracked in his head 😭😭

[@underrated4499]

It’s so funny and accurate whenever I try to not think about something I can’t stop thinking about it 🤣

[@noahstoner851]

I like how Robin just all of a sudden finds something interesting on the ceiling of all places

[@the-gayslayer4226]

Huh new paint

[@lexatienza3011]

She suddenly became a chess grandmaster

[@dingoDogMan]

@@lexatienza3011 She's canadian, hot, the only problem is that she doesn't have zero talent!

[@raulbetancourt5795]

She suddenly felt the urge of becoming an archited.

[@P51DFreak25]

I love how he says no one ever talks about how big their phone is. Now it’s a flex or a sign of wealth

[@aaronvivar52]

who are you hanging out with that brags about phone size

[@jonawei5783]

@@aaronvivar52 Thats the real question here.

[@Jefffrrry]

@@aaronvivar52 He's not wrong tho, while most people don't really brag about it activelly, you can clearly see the trend of smartphones having gotten bigger ever since the first iPhone :D They're basically the size of small tablets of some years past.

[@camilaribeiro9191]

The funny thing is some years ago the smaller the phone was more expensive it was, now it all changed

[@P51DFreak25]

@@aaronvivar52 It’s called the iPhone Pro Max or whatever. It’s marketed to sound better and be a flex

[@NeldaJackson-rn1vd]

The way Lily delivered that last line lol I can't stop watching it and the "You're acting like he has 6 months to live" line was hilarious

[@nirmalsuki]

Marshall is the heart and soul of HIMYM. The show would have been much worse without him. From what I have heard, Jason Segel is like that in real life too..

[@mikhaeldarriens3810]

Yeah, i agree. Some say he's an asshole in real life, but judging by the stories it seems more like he doesn't like to be bothered by everybody on the street, and I don't fault him at all for that. For those who say that, I don't find it rude, bc some people just arent cool with rhat, and it's not like he's ever gotten violent or been a complete jackass, that I know of -- and fans, I would imagine can be pretty bombarding, inconsiderate, entitled, or even nervous enough to know they're being rude -- either way, I imagine it's pretty objectifying and irritating if the 5th wrong fan today comes off the wrong way, so I get it. From what I understand by most accounts, however -- youre right, he apparently isnt seen as too bad of a guy

[@ChrisTheCentaur]

Barney's character carried the show tbh.

[@kelleygreengrass]

I liked him and barney best. Robin and Ted second best. Lily dead last and I liked them all but c'mon.

[@pocoloco9688]

Not being able to call him "max'' lmao 💀

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

min

[@waynefilkins8394]

"Damn baby be coooool" lmao Lilly says something super funny like once per episode I swear. I like when she does the ditsy michelle voice from American Pie. This one episode where they are calling Ted "blitz" she goes "oh hey Blitz!" right when she woke up with a hangover lol it was so natural like it was his name.. idk why just some of the stuff she says makes me laugh.

[@jeffreypark8764]

You left out the other part that also made this scene great: Ted: “I wanna ask the board at GNB if they can move the site of the new headquarters so we don’t have to tear down an old, classic building.” Barney: “I still don’t get this. Why, all of a sudden, do you want to ruin- waaaiiitt a minute… Who’s the girl?”

[@lukapetrokov2514]

Booooooobs?

[@androidmobile8330]

Definitely

[@annasssokol]

I love how Barney actually has so much emotional intelligence

[@barisbal7782]

@@annasssokol half that and the other half is ted's being predictable

[@patrickbacher7881]

The jumbo jimbos grape scotch don’t let it touch your skin isn’t a half bad bit either.

[@Stumbo99]

I'm with the guys. And Marshalls locker room description was spot on

[@Dmoriarty1993]

I'm glad to see someone else thinks the same.

[@the-gayslayer4226]

Really acurate

[@Miguel_Mats]

Exacly

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

Especially the old guy part. I have been traumatised with the amount of Old Man Hanging narts I've seen in my Gym Locker Room.

[@szahmad2416]

@@atharvadeshpande4749preach!

[@Cake-Goku]

"mm thats interesting, but you have a small penis" is the funniest sentence ever uttered in this show

[@Tanishq.A]

Funny how Marshall talks about phones that are small, compact and fit inside our pockets.

[@paillote]

yeah, that's not applicable today

[@Snow-Din]

You two must be women, then, because I have no trouble fitting my phone in my pocket🤷‍♂️

[@watchdiz91]

The locker room observation is so true.😂

[@djwheels66]

I love how NPH plays the guy who is all about women and sex. Excellent casting and so ironic!!

[@JEspo83]

The best is how believable he is.

[@shahd986]

@@JEspo83 even though the guy is gay 😂

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

Wow, really? Thanks private obvious! @@shahd986

[@ThunderSong]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 private obvious🫡

[@dogsarefab]

@@youknowwhoyouare2269 *salutes* private obvious.

[@Floydnewalla24]

Robin's look she gives Marshall when he replies i bet it's not that small is priceless.

[@samjp910]

Robin looking up to distract Marshall near the end had me in stitches.

[@ImApromox]

no joke, this is one of the main reasons why sleeping around scares the shit out of me

"Be"

[@badsnowman]

that literally makes no sense, why would that bother you since those girls would talk about you to their friends, all strangers that you'll never meet so there will never be a chance to embarrass you, if those girls were to tell your friends how bad you were, that's a problem

[@jaxsetbertoncarlism8873]

@@badsnowman but if you were to get together with your hook up and go steady, their friends would know about your intimate affairs while you dunno that they do

[@katerinastoeva]

Girls talk about every experience no matter if it's in a serious relationship or a one night stand. Thing is if we love the guy and there's something negative we don't shame him, we want to know how to make it better for both of us. And it's girl code to not laugh at negative stuff about a serious boyfriend/husband of your friend. Basically it's an information exchange.

[@sujeetashah9479]

@@katerinastoeva agreed...

[@MaverickIceman]

Robins look at 2:28 is what gets me. 🤣

[@lucasschuller3406]

Yesss hahahaha😂😂😂😭

[@leaveitorsinkit242]

“That argument has no traction.” 😂🤣

[@Fiammaaa]

"Like a splinter sized splinter" is my fav part 😂

[@christianromeo9075]

4:27 Lily is amazing 😂

[@bullshark3771]

The locker room talk thing is mad accurate

[@goncalo1485]

2:10 it always make me laugh

[@ty-zz9ic]

The way he says okey okey is so cute

[@tonyle7492]

Yeah I mean how the word p**** make me laugh so much😂😂

[@cyberskull95]

I dunno why but the part that always makes me laugh for some reason is when he yells in his head "DAMN IT!". Just the delivery of the line was so good and funny. 😂

[@anunnakimenagerie]

The old guy in the locker room is so true

[@DominikĎurkovský]

Every Single Time

[@gabe2349]

On a real note, I didn’t know women talked about this stuff in such detail until I got a female roommate and she started telling me this stuff. Absolutely drives me nuts. She could not believe that guys don’t talk in explicit detail about their sexual encounters.

[@Jennyfisch]

Honestly, I can't believe it either. Do you really not talk about stuff like that?

[@gabe2349]

@@Jennyfisch no, it’s pretty much the way Marshall described it. If anything, it’s less than that a lot of the time. I usually go with “good, bad, or fine,” and that’s all the info I give. When she told me all the stuff ladies talk about I felt so violated. Even thinking about it now makes me super uncomfortable.

[@Jennyfisch]

@@gabe2349 I get what you mean, because reading this makes me feel a bit relieved, actually. I can imagine that to you learning this would have had the opposite effect. Definitely something us women should be more mindful of.

[@billyin4c514]

Dude if you don't talk in detail about the quality of your sexual experiences, then what is the quality of your sexual experiences? Now I'll admit like the majority of sexual conversations are it was just nice, but with people like my cousin I'll talk about tightness, wetness, favorite positions, and basically anything that was good.

[@gabe2349]

@@billyin4c514 that’s fucked up. I’ve never had a conversation like that in my entire life.

[@zico739]

There are countless HIMYM scenes better than this.

[@richarda29]

So many good scenes that it's tough to pick the best one. That said, if I were to pick the best scene, this wouldn't be it.

[@arminlutz8294]

Agreed. To me its certainly "You could smoke those?". I die of laughter every single time.

[@jonassantana5707]

The best scene for me it’s when the mother are besides Ted before she meet him and then the actual Ted arrives, but about the most funny scene I can’t choose one

[@jonassantana5707]

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[@Nerdyplaneresident]

The “top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night” was the best scene

[@jcai4824]

0:51 "Look how big my cellphone is. You'll never hear people say that." This does not age well.

[@cancelz]

0:25 I certainly not gonna be able to call him max anymore

[@HeyLeebie]

How can you speak of such things😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vonnshlabbah]

How can you speak of such things.

[@doejohn7262]

Barney is the best friend to have from himym man will do anything for his friends plus great advice

[@timonfischer6515]

Idk man he can be a monster

[@Wraith-tf5zq]

Not to mention an awesome wingman

[@toptiertech7291]

@@timonfischer6515 he’s not a monster to his Friends though

[@marvelking182]

@@toptiertech7291eh, he kinda slept with Ted’s ex, violating the trust they had in one another, and he also was about to take from Ted his chance at working for the GNB because he wanted the office at the top of the building. The spot as Ted’s best friend belongs to Marshall

[@toptiertech7291]

@@marvelking182 you mean that job that Barney got him at GNB? And did you forget Ted slept with Barney’s sister ? Sleeping with someone’s ex isn’t even close to the same

[@oisinberry8981]

I was in the middle of rewatching this on new year's Eve, 12 am hit my episode ended, Netflix removed it in Ireland needless to say. Heart broken

[@ban66a1]

They moved to Disney HotStar along with Family Guy.

[@oisinberry8981]

@@ban66a1 painnn

[@goldensunflower229]

Amazon prime has it now

[@kevinl606]

Also still on hulu

[@justcallmeeastia7947]

DUDE SAME, it happened in the Philippines too and i am so frustrated, not mention- himym is like my therapist! I binge it every day in the week and weekends BASICALLY EVERYDAY-

[@kennethestrella3977]

The level of truthness in this is awesome.

[@jjvdk90]

I can’t get over the fact that Marshall reminds me of one of my best friends in almost every aspect, especially in this scene. So confusing 😂

[@mouhamad7517]

"I bet it's bigger than he thinks... and thick"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alih8827]

I love how lily casually mentions the small penis like it's a normal topic😂

[@rawtoonage8780]

And yet this is also the same person who couldn't be around the group for 4 weeks after hearing Barney's peanut butter joke The irony is MAGNIFICENT! 😆

[@mikeb7906]

@@rawtoonage8780 that was just an excuse to get Alison Hannigan a break because she was 8 months pregnant in real life

[@IanWeaver]

I find the girls reaction to this fascinating. The guys are appalled and horrified. The girls treat this like it's a "matter of fact" thing. It's like they don't care. It's like size doesn't matter. It's like the only person in the universe who cares about your penis size is... You.

[@tiredofthisyet]

"new is always better" **glares at HIMYF**

[@pulsedp]

Best part of that whole video is the Lilly/Robin reaction at the end over Marshall.

[@fxyde]

"oh that's super interesting, but you have a small penis" i quoted this so many times lmfao

[@graysonchristian2668]

After all the times Lilly said Marshall couldn’t talk about the things they did with Ted and Barney. The revelation that she was talking about him to Lilly was a big betrayal

[@TexasVideoDan]

*to Robin

[@louis-stephane1391]

Name one bad thing Lily hasn't done in that relationship, aside "maybe" cheating

[@marvelking182]

@@louis-stephane1391ehh, she wouldn’t think twice if Robin asked her to hook up. I’d say we can also include the cheating part

[@bensuguneri]

Info: “Architect of Destruction” Season 6 Episode 5

[@GabrielBarbosa-bl4sb]

Obrigado!

[@bensuguneri]

@Rapstick o bolumdu ya

[@niladrideb554]

The way Marshall says Oh No 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eliartstuff9112]

Ok but Marshall has a point tho

[@Tadeo3424]

“Look how big my cellphone is, you don’t hear people say that” they do now lol

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

"Fiiiiiiinne!" * Clicks play on Episode 1 * "I guess I am binge watching the show again"

[@Vic-pg4rg]

3:45 I can back that up. I feel so uncomfortable around other half-naked guys in locker rooms and I always try to hurry up to change and leave. My brothers would tell me the same.

[@Dmoriarty1993]

Yes. Those older men don't seem to care. Is that our fate too?

[@adamd.5069]

I remember cracking up hard the first time when the the part in the episode where Marshall is talking to himself in his head and when his inner voice yells out DAM it Marshall and the last dam it!

[@danw4490]

Hilarious.

[@maxroberts99]

This scene kills me every time (for obvious reasons…)

[@elisecode2212]

“Plus-got a very small staff” amazing

[@camilaribeiro9191]

I can’t stop loving Marshall

[@A.CMc1997]

This scene was probably mirrored after that Friends episode about Chandler and Ross talks about how girls "share" some info with their female friends 😅

[@chrisweaver817]

Like a splinter size splinter 😂

[@NoName-uy2hr]

ok, you got me, i'll start another round binge watching

[@nairocamilo]

Two words that aren't Tiny and Weiner...

[@ameliezhou8887]

Mini. Sausage.

[@parthkhatri6591]

Compact, organ!

[@nataliecarrillovaldes8645]

Got it. Tiny weiner. Dammit

[@river7874]

Miniscule Member.

[@aliciad8553]

3:40 When I join a band, it's going to be called Salty Sailor Talk.

[@TexasVideoDan]

And if you don't remember the episode, the "traction" joke at the end makes no sense... I love that they left those details out.

[@buunyyhopp]

I don’t understand what did robin mean by traction?

[@TexasVideoDan]

@@buunyyhopp Lily told Marshall that wearing his socks while they had sex was a turnoff and he said he needed them for traction.

[@swissswiss5498]

i miss this show :(

[@Mandelbrotmat]

another classic scene of the analyst keeping ted and robin close, but forever apart.

[@zt9233]

Do you mean the matrix 4

[@ash5900]

To quote chucky in bride of chucky "it ain't the size that counts but what you do with it"

[@MrKaplanFilm]

"(...) and thick" xDD

[@richardharrington5734]

Saint Elmo's Fire maybe with some Friend's Central Perk..added

[@Yeagerbomb77]

Men's locker rooms really are just a bunch of uncomfortable dudes trying to get out of there as quickly as possible and that one guy letting it all hang out. It's 100% true.

[@raulbetancourt5795]

Barney Marshall and Ted going crazy when they mention, the topic is great 🤣🤣🤣

[@random_vids-4ever]

"HOW COULD YOU SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS?!"

[@Dacrada]

men's locker room description from Marshall dead on

[@naleekdrahcor3841]

Yo this isn’t the for the longest time end scene where Barney and ted are signing with future versions of themselves.

[@sebastianruhland5198]

What does Robin mean with traction at the end of the scene ?

[@rishikunnath5915]

She's basically saying Marshall's wrong, and that she and lily don't talk about him

[@MrDamgo-uc6fl]

It’s also a callback to the beginning of the episode where Marshall says he has a traction problem

[@Brooksey95]

@@MrDamgo-uc6fl doesn’t he want to wear socks in bed?

[@nharry9763]

@@Brooksey95 yes

[@justinscaife8649]

Yeah earlier in the episode Lily complained that Marshall always wore these weird socks during sex, which he said he did so he'd get better traction. Robin dropping this reference is her sly way of saying that Lily told her all about this.

[@Cortanarama]

That actor can run the gamut. Plays “Max” in one episode of HIMYM then plays “Footlong” in the She’s Out of My League movie. What a talent. Impossible to typecast.

[@devansh_malik]

Yes IT IS the best scene. Period

[@michaelscofield7503]

Im not gonne be able to look him in the eyes, certainly not gonna be able to call him max

[@yertyeshi]

"I just want you to be happy" LMFAOOOOOO

[@nbecnbec]

Gah u cut it off 😂

[@pedroRodriguesMD]

“ Small Staff “ 😂😂😂

[@Hammermantv]

my favourite himym scene was when ted went to the cinima to find royce forget the speech that ted made its the fact that barney was there made it funny and Mosbius design has failed

[@justin_g6187]

Im looking for a comment explaining the traction joke so i just skim the entire comment section. I read you comment as fast as humanly possible and i STILL read mosbius designs has failed in the melody

[@FrankieTheOne]

why is this your best scene lol

[@babygamery]

The way both Barney and Ted look at eachother gets me

[@ahuman8379]

Yo I literally JUST watched this episode like three hours ago-

[@largol33t1]

Scenes like this are why I love this show a LOT more than Friends. I have only one season of Friends on DVD.

[@OliverMorales]

1:12 Ted, by the facial expression, Barney has doubts, Ted surprise. ITs ted!

[@LucasSilva-be2fr]

I love Marshall

[@thehobbit2872]

Why is this the best scene? Is it because you can relate to it?

[@keynesianeconomics4113]

Yeah, I too feel uncomfortable talking about the size of my friend's piece. Most guys also never go into detail about the girls they're seeing as it's considered in poor taste. Very relatable scene. Although the psychological projection may be revealing something about you :)

[@dancewithdevil705]

why is it the best scene ever? My brother asked

[@arkarbo6140]

He might have small penis

[@_tomjordan]

Marshall's the funniest for sure

[@cnote2458]

From the U.K so I am glad it’s not just us that has that one old guy always in the changing room strutting around naked. It’s an international thing which is good to know 😂

[@Lamor-v4e]

HIMYM is always been my Best comedy series!....

[@kevinblount7142]

Blah blah blah finale sucked. That’s every online comment over the last 9 years.

[@Tony-uu9hs]

@@kevinblount7142get over it dumbass

[@TonyStorm21]

I talked about this to my wife a few years ago and she was flabbergasted that we don't talk about it in such detail and how uncomfortable it can make us.

[@neechee5150]

@TonyStorm21 Why would us men even care to remember or to find out if one of our associates or friends had a small penis? Unless the man is gay, it just is not something that other men talk about. Ask your wife if other women talk about how tight other women's vaginas are and whether their friend has an innie vagina or long dangly beef curtains. I would like to hear her give an honest answer. I am not sure how we got to this place to where women are not responsible for 50% of any sexual fit equation . There are women out there who have equine vagina/vulva but no one talks about that.

[@philipharney8907]

2:10 perfect phrase

[@theneedforspeeder9575]

The locker men room is 1000% true

[@marcogavinol8894]

Here is my rule, guys : Since your girlfriend shares your intimacy with her friend, you're allowed to share your intimacy with her friend. It's common sense. And trust me, she will never start again.. ;) Stinsonly yours

[@bboytext2]

Today’s video recommendations brought me here.

[@controlfreak110]

I’ve watched this episode a lot. It’s funny cause it’s so relatable you know?

[@vildevildus]

I've seen this show at least 10 times and I cant remember this episode at all. Did it air on netflix? 🤣🤣

[@bake_with_meenu]

In Disney hotstar

[@DForre6040]

how does videos like this not get copyright strikei uploaded a 3 minute clip of a show once it got removed within 2 minutes

[@Mashiro42]

So true, I've never really heard guys go into details, but when I hang out with women and they talk about it, they will say the most disgustingly descriptive stuff.

[@jeremyteti914]

Man this sums up why Himym is one the best sitcom ever... I miss binging up HIMYM, turning my brain off and have a good laugh all night.. After Friends, The Office, Himym, Modern Family... any another recommended comedy series like these?

[@georgetester]

brooklyn 99

[@danielcerso]

Parks and Recs

[@alejandrovasquezfranco6007]

Sorry I'm a little slow what did robin mean when she said "traction" at the end?

[@blue4u2054]

Earlier in the episode, Marshall wears socks in bed with Lily because he needs some traction. And Lily tells about it to Robin instead of keeping it secret.

[@alejandrovasquezfranco6007]

@@blue4u2054 God bless you. Thanks👍