Ted Tries Bacon For The First Time

In Season 9 Episode 18, Ted tries bacon for the first time ever. What ensues is one of the greatest moments in How I Met Your Mother History. Please enjoy!
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[@dannyakins8742]

"You had the map to heaven and you never showed me the way." That was a great line

[@flyflip87]

may you rot in the bacon-less hell that i've lived in my whole life

[@flamingcroatan3739]

Dam right.

[@0Chujo0]

"Parents are the greatest manipulators in history."

[@Thellbro]

Kind of ironic when it’s said by a jew. 😂

[@gammaray2723]

That lol me so hard

[@BD805s]

“And how is your father health” that chef roasted Marshall without knowing it xD

[@jamesbizs]

Umm. Without knowing it? Really?

[@SecondEvilEx]

May Marvin Eriksson Sr. Rest in peace

[@minarie2865]

without using grease.

[@gustavovillegas95]

Unintentionally

[@ninoextendo9680]

Gustavo Villegas it was his intention though

[@Shualiksik]

the way they looked at the audience when Ted said he didn't know if he'd like bacon

[@10GGundam]

so true. so fucking true

[@youcomehereoften7659]

Spike Gamer No it's more of an office thing

[@AliFareedMC]

It is called Breaking the fourth wall

[@finnishnin]

My favorite part. Tops Ted being savage

[@princey2825]

Josh Felicilda I don't like bacon

[@canarytea7094]

"No! I don't want to lose a finger." Honestly this chef is hilarious. Makes the whole scene so much better.

[@nickmeale1957]

I was juuust thinking that!

[@aalikane6219]

Honestly the chef had such good delivery that he could have been the new Ranjit. Y'know, just in one episode as, let's face it a basically NPC type of character, but finds that same NPC every few weeks or so until they're just part of the extended group.

[@canarytea7094]

@@aalikane6219 I agree. I would have loved to see him recurring in more episodes, shame that his first and only appearances was towards the end of the last season.

[@BasicallyExtraordinary]

Jesus you people must be bored

[@Jin_923]

4 years later. I finally understood why they call Marshall "Judge Fudge".

[@ricardogarcia7308]

He was always known as big fudge

[@lethallizard_4493]

It’s always been his nickname remember when he was skeeball champ

[@burakhannarlioglu1663]

Why?

[@eve_unit016]

it’s big fudge

[@Axel227]

itsamatt no hes judge fudge when he becomes a judge and when he gets in the Supreme Court hes fudge supreme

[@ogierogelioll8747]

that 4th wall break tho...

[@bloodyeggelliot]

Ogie Rogelio ll when?

[@patricklauzon3895]

After Ted says: "I don't even know if I'll like bacon", Marshall and the cook give a look at the camera

[@bloodyeggelliot]

oh yeah i noticed that i just thought it was something like a backstory to another episode ty

[@SlideIX]

It is beautifully subtle

[@arthurteixeira9866]

Proud to be your 1000th like

[@jamesreveley5998]

I love the fact he grabs more bacon when he is going down lol.

[@derrickbird9676]

That's what killed me too

[@LucianDevine]

If you're going to die following the map to heaven, you may as well take a snack.

[@vexxama]

Got to admire the commitment

[@nqma100]

Classic Shmosby

[@sbfh014]

nqma 100 "TED DONT EAT ALL THE BACON!" "No candoosville, baby doll."

[@Frodstarrr]

PUNCHY

[@fahkrudin98]

SHMOSBY!

[@justinbenning2428]

Teddy Westside.

[@abhishekpatel5945]

@@sbfh014 that's Jed mosley.

[@spartan1010101]

I love when the chef says "I don't want to lose a finger" Ted doesn't even argue lol he just grunts like "yeah, you're probably right"

[@catherinecao4810]

Of course he is. Chefs are geniuses, just ask Gordon Ramsay

[@walkerbeswick8911]

Honestly can’t blame him bacon 🥓 is amazing

[@almahperditae]

"Bacon is proof that God exist, and has a sence of humor. He created the perfect food, and what he does with it? Forbid his chosen people to eat it." Al Murray

[@jktacoim5506]

God i love this quote

[@Vexas345]

Sense of humor or unimaginably cruel. Two sides of the same coin I guess lol

[@richiem5112]

I've long liked to say that alcohol is proof God loves us and the hangover is proof he has a mean sense of humor.

[@pogimax]

Beef bacon ain't half bad though.

[@artificialblood]

Yeah absolutely like alcohol or weed its healthy eating an animal which eat its own stool

[@richardj.rustleshyman2026]

Lawl "This would go great with one of my mom's LT sandwiches''

Dslyer 666 what LT stands for ?

[@TheVansar]

Onésime Basubi lettuce tomato. The joke is BLT(bacon lettuce tomato) is very popular kind of sandwich. Ted never knew he was one ingredient short...

TheVansar ahh ahaha now I got it

[@thsscapi]

An LT sandwich is kinda disgusting though. Lettuce and tomato taste nice on their own, but in a sandwich with no meat or mushrooms...? Ham or tuna would've been nice, though the joke wouldn't have been funny.

[@jesses-m]

@Onésime Basubi LT stands for lettuce, tomato. this quote is funny because there is a BLT witch is a bacon, lettuce, tomato

[@rusianalf]

2:43 i like how he grabbed a hand full of bacon even though he was having a heart attack

[@LucianDevine]

If you're going to die following the map to heaven, you may as well take a snack.

[@jebediahmiller1458]

"And how is your father's health?" Ouch.

[@themasksamonji8606]

In his defense he did not knew

[@mariahramos2321]

Season 9 is my least favorite season, but this is honestly one of my all time favorite scenes.

[@mugilandag]

Mariah Ramos thanks for visiting the temple in your profile picture. I live nearby

[@justsightseeing1]

For real? I like the la vie en rose scene most.. but this one is good as funny scene

[@theoneonly8472]

I loved season 9

[@random-accessmemory9201]

Same. Season 9 was so dragged out. 😔🙁

[@happycat7603]

I loved season 9 except the ending wasn't too good

[@Starmadien2019]

I think it would've been hilarious if Ted really was allergic to bacon(pork), the one thing she was telling the truth about.

[@SailorYue]

IM ALLERGIC TO BACON/PORK believe me, it's not fun. It's possible he had that reaction, never eating greasy food?

[@unwantedgen]

Have you watched the show? There's an entire episode dedicated to the group eating the best burger, they eat fries and pepper poppers at the bar all the time. Ted eats a lot of greasy stuff. Season 9's writers were just that bad.

[@SailorYue]

@@unwantedgen I can eat burgers too just fine, but anything that is from pig or cooked in pig (refried beans for instance) will cause severe distress and wishes for death

[@tharunmalayil2332]

I am allergic to chocolate..

[@UnenthusiasticPerson]

Yeah my sister is allergic to pork. She can eat greasy foods just not pork.

[@drawerangel]

Marshall: "Buddy you gotta take it easy." Ted: "Never!!" hahahaha XD

[@PinkFloydrulez]

2:28 "And that, kids is how i met your mother" roll credits

[@sagarikha9435]

Would've been a better ending

I love how Ted, well into his thirties, didn't piece together that his mother had been lying to him until he started listing all the things he was supposedly "allergic" to in a row. Like he reached "not saying thank you" and then something in his brain went like "hey, wait a minute.."

[@Romy---]

We too realized

[@vincentpark489]

that bitch lied to me! always cracks me up lol

[@vasyan123]

She was kind of a grinch

[@mrfashionguy1]

The sassy cook look when Ted says he might not like it.. hahaha

[@sarahwalter7198]

"I don't even know if I'll like bacon"

[@doofbabe527]

Sarah Walter 🤔

[@welanu]

and 4th wall is broken

[@파도치는햇살]

ㅡ.ㅡ^

[@mhalmazyad6]

(¬‿¬)

[@joshstern3940]

I actually don't know if I'll like it. I never tasted it

[@TheBlueFangirl]

Poor Ted.. first he goes his whole life without eating bacon, then he finally tries it and makes himself sick from going overboard, ruining it for him forever. still that look Marshall and the chef give the camera gets me every time XD

[@missyadams]

too much of anything is bad

[@majorasmask5523]

PrincessA Not too much of you!

[@lastraven8575]

Everything in moderation including moderation

[@sesereddead465]

Majora Epona smooth...

[@fahkrudin98]

Please I doubt that was the actual last time he ate bacon, he probably just said it for comedic effect

[@tylerpaulson6689]

"This would go great on my mom's L.T. sandwich" hahah

[@shiqialexshen8464]

L.T sandwich, poor Ted 😂

[@Nameless82284]

Is that a joke that it's supposed to be B.L.T. but since his mom never gave him bacon he only ate a L.T.

[@robbyt-low4937]

1:35 - 1:37 is literally everyone's reaction lol. Best part of the scene.

[@xstream1234]

“How could you mom!?! You had the map to heaven and you never showed me the way” Yo Ted 😂😂... this cracked me up

[@gramps3351]

*_”I HAVE SEEN THE FACE OF GOD”_* I’M. CRYING!

[@harsh_s20]

2:16 I love those 4 seconds where Ted just goes "hmm" after every sentence....I relate to that...I'm also a speechless eating monster when I get hungry...

[@davidlilly1000]

Ted growling at Marshall at 2:09 is my favorite.

[@nganheep3570]

I have finally found the one, her name is bacon!! Best line ever

[@decam5329]

1:45 "I have seen the face of God." 😂

[@chrisjackson1889]

First time I had pizza😂

[@jacobdrain4492]

"I finally found the one, Marshall. Her name is Bacon."

[@louisknudsen2535]

The "I'll keep eating, and eating, and- oh God help me I'm goin down" gets me everytime

[@mugenusv8290]

"I don't even know if I'll like bacon" 1:30 everyone watching this

[@laisa6844]

1:10 - 1:18 part really shows how close Marshall and Ted are as friends.They are like brothers raised in the same family.

[@louforcier2549]

I love how even when he is falling down he still get is hand full of bacon 🤣😂

[@LucianDevine]

If you're going to die following the map to heaven, you may as well take a snack.

[@JakeKoenig]

We cook nothing with grease! NO GREASE!! *10 seconds later.. Well yeah we cook with grease, but we throw it out afterward!

[@Michael-dy2lb]

You don't cook bacon with grease. You cook bacon and get grease from it.

[@daniell937]

Chef was full of shit anyways, theres no way you don't use oil in cooking.

[@HGBMD]

As someone who worked in hospitality for almost ten years there’s no way in hell you can hold the inside of a buffet chafing dish like that without burning the skin off your hands 😂

[@RoessanAdeverVCua]

Marshall: "What do you think?" Ted: ( holy music starts, looks to the heavens) "I have seen the face of God!"

[@TheBarman92]

I love Teds reaction to his mother lying to him

[@gaspartiznado6418]

Marshall and the chef breaking the fourth wall with that stare sold it for me 💀

[@jcnot9712]

“This would go great with one of my mom’s LT sandwiches” LMAO

[@flashmanairgood9426]

Cause his mom a liberal health nut

[@jcnot9712]

daAnder71 you mean the show’s script?

[@akhiljoseph198]

Bacon : map to heaven

[@stormbliksem3439]

Akhil Joseph i feel bad for muslims

[@tengkualiff]

Pre Vizsla and orthodox jews

[@grizzlybearning]

Pre Vizsla and vegans, don’t forget vegans

[@TheElenaNumb]

I am a Muslim, I hate to break it to ya but ... Love? We make bacon out of cow or sheep... It's not just pork. Juuuust saying :v

[@kellyferreter]

Yah, bacon will kill you, it's pretty unhealthy

[@censorshipsucks9493]

1:32 I've never seen the fourth wall get broken so hard .

[@swaggyamw]

We can all agree that the chef made this video 10x better

[@rebeccakeele7541]

"I have seen the face of God! " Kills me every time

[@arthurjunior7241]

The chef deserved more screentime

[@alexandarzhelyazkov6129]

And that kids is how i met the bacon.

[@seanmagee42]

This clip is a perfect encapsulation of the show. Period.

[@imgdoctaphil3063]

"Buddy you gotta take it easy." "NEVER!" lol killed me.

[@Dom_Maretti]

That amount of salt...he's gonna have to piss every 10 minutes for hours...about 5 hours after this.

[@illegallemur4024]

That quick look into the camera “we know that answer” lol

[@mak2153]

"This would go great on one of my mom's LT sandwiches"😂😂

[@lexi2310]

"This would go great with one of my mom's LT sandwiches'' LMFAO

[@GanonGhidorah]

I don't know what's more unbelievable... That Ted was stupid enough to believe his Mom telling him he was allergic to bacon... Or that the writers think the audience would be stupid enough to believe that Ted would be stupid enough to believe it...

[@vysakhmc5184]

i like how the chef is more concerned about the bacon tray than Ted falling down

[@LucianDevine]

Eh, dude ate an entire thing of bacon in 10 minutes. He should have known what he was signing up for.

[@alnotbiggaytho7124]

0:10 "marshall your father had a heart attack"

[@Nick_C1997]

That that his mother convinced him that he was allergic to not saying thank you is amazing 😂

[@nnennav]

This was the clip that turned me onto this show and when I watched it I had no idea Ted was the main character 😅

[@Gwalchgwyn]

"This'd go great in one of my mom's LT sandwiches." - That line just cracked me up...

[@stoneshou]

you know, this'll go well with mom's LT sandwiches haha

[@MuhammadJunaidAshraf]

“This’ll go great with with my mom’s LT sandwich.” poor Ted.

[@Armarta]

Hahaha the way he grabs a last handful while going down cracked me up.

[@Josh-ux5wp]

"this would really go good with my moms L.T sandwiches " lmao

[@ericstorm6582]

Even though he fell down I don't think Ted is allergic, he just ate too much of it, and Marshall warned him

[@nanabonsu2349]

1:45, the voice crack on "God" is everything, it's actually a travesty that Josh Radnor wasn't cast in anything after HIMYM

[@michaelcastillo8625]

He was on a few things. Did movies and music to👍

[@sonianatashagail]

LT sandwiches 😂

[@danm7810]

Sonia Natasha hahaha did his mom really give him lettuce and tomato sandwiches 😂

[@JohnSmith-pp6pk]

@@danm7810 hahaha no because it's a show and nothing is real hahahaha XDdDDDD

[@glassestarzan8702]

@@JohnSmith-pp6pk speak for yourself. I'm an orthodox christian. We go vegan for lent and on days I decide to be lazy I'm stuck with letuce ans tomato sandwiches and YES they do taste sad

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@JohnSmith-pp6pk dude im an aspie and even i don't take it that literally

[@bluberry713]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@VixeyTeh]

I actually do have an allergy to one of the additives (sodium nitrate 450) in packaged bacon. For most of my life I thought it was to all bacon until I discovered I can eat fresh deli bacon (cured with real salt not nasty additives) ...so I could totally relate to this moment.

[@nothing2057]

"I have seen the face of GOD" Lmao I'm dying!!! Am I the only one who has never eaten bacon before?

[@avawendland10]

Nothing yes.

[@jSONrEEE]

My heart goes to you my friend...

[@OP-lk4tw]

My condolences, you poor soul.

[@mustafasadoon6438]

I haven’t either

[@mustafasadoon6438]

What a sad life we live my friend

[@jo08an09na]

I love how Ted was grunting 😂😂😂

[@LucianDevine]

Yeah, I loved the grunting like a pig when Marshall tried to take the bacon away!

[@SpankSandwitch99]

That was my reaction to having a vanilla boysenberry milkshake for the first time at the orange inn, before they got rid of the boysenberry ice cream...

[@noscar_]

Ted : I don't even know if I'll like bacon. Marshall & the chef be like "Yeah, right.."

[@catherinecao4810]

Underrated comment

[@AlanCS1104]

“You eat one 8 lb block of fudge for 12 minutes and you’re marked for life.” 😆

[@Kakashihae111]

2:43 Nobody can eat bacon for last time... unless he dies

[@believenothingful]

This reminds me of an old co-worker of mine. He was in his late teens or early 20's and said he didn't like bacon, the reason was he had never had it before. He finally tries bacon and said its delicious. I found it funny

[@thugvida]

The fourth wall break is what makes this scene golden

[@tropicalcomedy6497]

"oh my god that bitch lied to me" is a line many people will say about their parents at some point in their lives and i love it.

[@alpha_wolf220]

i saw this scene only once, years ago. and i still remember it

[@Mussie099]

As a guy who had a vegan mother who screwed with my mind as a kid, I had never tried bacon until I was like twelve years old. Not the same as ted here, but I definitely had the same kind of reaction

[@Nothereman9999]

Even when going down he had to take a handful with him.

[@rosenia5409]

I love how before Ted falls, he hurries and grabs a chunks of bacon lmao 🤣

[@LucianDevine]

If you're going to die following the map to heaven, you may as well take a snack.

[@Aqsticgod]

ah yes, lets keep feeding the myth that fat is bad for you but everything else isnt...

[@spadeplaladin5]

Its hard to get more early 2010's than "lol bacon"

[@RobertJ-vo4bk]

This chef really thinks grease can't be organic.

[@Mia7189]

The 'Bitch, please' look the chef and Marshall gives...😂😂😂

[@MathiasGreenwalde]

"this would be great on one of my mothers LT sandwiches" lol

[@david50x84]

My favorite part is when ted falls down and grabs a last bit of bacon at the last second xD

[@hopejaworski9097]

The way he still grabs for more bacon as he's going down killed me.

[@Omarj89]

"...not saying thank you" bro lol

[@aaronhoran9795]

In those 2 minutes, he managed to eat more bacon than I have eaten in like 10 years 😂😂😂

[@SPCHC]

0:42 The way I look at my friend when the teacher says we can work in partners

[@WardNightstone]

"i don't even know if I'll even like bacon" Me: i know people who swear they are vegan who eat bacon

[@SBandy]

Last season wasn't great, but this bit was a highlight of the whole show. Also kudos to the guy playing the chef, that is how you make the most of your short role!

[@marcarriaga3201]

It may of been the first but don't believe it was the last

[@meganb.2249]

Jason Segel's expression at 2:12 is my new desktop wallpaper.

[@chrisko2441]

Hahahahaha

[@MsCatfish4]

Starts fainting and proceeds to take more pieces of bacon down with him

[@djsergiocould]

not saying thank you hahahahhahahaha

[@IgoTpaynus69]

Eating applewood smoked bacon with maple is like eating pure happiness. ❤

[@justinchandler6045]

This isn't the first time though...they had a scene from one of the earlier seasons when Ted was in college and found out he wasn't allergic, with the doctor feeding him bacon right then and there.

[@aguilarcarboni11]

Justin Chandler yeah but it wasn’t used since they thought it was better

[@k9feline2]

Which is proof that cut scenes are not canon.

[@yaroreiners]

It was a cut scene

[@vinhtranquang1368]

"I've finally found "The One", Marshall,and her name is Bacon". My side hurts XD !!!

[@doublejace]

1:32-1:36 Me: somewhere between hitting him or just making bacon and eggs- 1:44-1:49 its ok kid 😌let it all out.