How I Pwned a Kid's Birthday Party

[@gwabes7001]

Coney seems like the kind of guy to monetize a time he pwned a kid at his birthday party

[@CONEYZZ]

$200 WASNT ENOUGH

[@EllieMiller510]

@@CONEYZZ what did you spend the 600 bucks on

[@cg5380]

@@EllieMiller510 definitely spent it all on wavebirds

[@EllieMiller510]

@@cg5380 definitely

[@Mythol-OG]

@@cg5380 what's wavebirds?

[@thegoodthebadthequiky]

“All the children are now ELIMINATED from the tournament.” Why is this such a fearsome and powerful statement?

[@Moneymancer]

Fatality. CONEY wins. Flawless victory

[@nuke9915]

coney has achieved victory over the children. his plan is almost complete.

[@derpybreads2212]

AS THEY SHOULD BE!

[@bobroctopus2210]

After watching squid game, this quote is even more terrifying

[@mrgreenboy644]

"Coney, there's too many adult players! What are we going to do?" Coney: *summons Dedede's hammer*

[@angryii5411]

Every single one of these kids has told this story to their therapist.

[@EllieMiller510]

I wonder if any of them are watching this video

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@EllieMiller510the kids or the therapist?

[@i_guess_so]

Funny how a kids birthday party pays more than a official Nintendo event

[@AshenDemon]

DAAAAAAAMMMMN

[@gabrielabrera9966]

Please tell me he has more stories like this!

[@CONEYZZ]

Many more and very soon :)

[@carsondubs]

Get ratioed by accident

[@kuntamosby4669]

@@CONEYZZ YESSSSSSSS

[@LAV3ND3RT0WN]

@@CONEYZZ win

[@moneyball492]

@@carsondubs L

[@fromundaman]

Haha I love this story.. That part about how brawl players tournament sniped is so spot on. This is how I ended up having a 12 man house tournament with M2K and Lain haha.

[@DoMorrMusic]

You can’t just end the story there

[@PALMA06]

Please tell us more.

[@fromundaman]

I mean there isn't much more to it. They swept the competition, a 12 man bracket ran late because Lain went to smoke before what could have been any major's grands happened. M2K won, as was often the case in Brawl. Then for a while after the event only M2K and Lain were left so since the event was in my living room I just kind of third wheeled a rotation and got my ass beat for hours.

[@illford]

@@fromundaman nightmare blunt rotation

[@WiiCON-49000]

Viewers: Tell us a story Uncle Coney! Coney: I got just the thing.

[@DoATreFlip]

Coney sounds like Gilbert Godfreid when he gets upset

[@LtCdrXander]

TRUE!!!

[@jojak0512]

holy shit he does

[@EllieMiller510]

I think I’ve heard coney mention this story offhandedly before, glad I could get the entire lore

[@StabilizeYT]

This is unironically so well done, I was laughing the entire time. Coney commits hard and is so underrated it should be a crime

[@Rogueofmv]

Hold the phone, I've actually been to the game store in the background at 12:57. That's Game Over in Bellevue, WA. I visited them when I was on an impromptu vacation out of town last year due to wildfires in my area. Great place, I got my copy of Double Dash from there

[@icymiles]

that;s crazy

[@marrodc]

The parents of the birthday kid were fucking loaded. Imagine dropping $200 for the winner of the Smash bros tournament at your kid's party. Like, even if their kid won, they still would've given $200 to their kid, which is $199 more than what a kid needs.

[@GavN2319]

I think the parents must of wanted somebody like coney to win or why would they even post it on smash boards. Although I can't imagine why they'd want some dude to win

[@Exorcist_ali248]

for my smash birthday the winner got a mii gunner amiibo and a hug

[@jameswashere187]

Why does a kid need exactly 1 dollar

[@mrbrendan13579]

@@GavN2319 they definitely had no idea what the smash bro competitive scene actually looked like which is why they brought wireless controllers and played free for all. I bet they thought some local kids would show up to have fun but instead they got a 24 y/o adult who drove 2 hours to win some money

[@Ed-1749]

@@jameswashere187 to buy a gumball. set for life.

[@zaedis5629]

I just want to know why some guy posted his childs birthday party tournament on smash boards and put $200 on it

[@darkn04]

Maybe his kid wanted to see competitive smashers? Or maybe he wanted a *”real”* tournament for his birthday. Not sure why there was $200 on it tho.

[@CM-tv2bu]

@@darkn04 might draw a few decent players out? 200$ isn't that much money to a lot of people and maybe they wanted to see some good smash lmao

[@Patukah1879]

not only did you win $400, you also got to ruin a kids birthday party? THAT'S A DREAM COME TRUE

[@KongQuest95]

This is easily one of the best videos on this channel which is saying A LOT

[@eyebrowse]

my face genuinely lit up when i saw the notification. it's content day everybody!!!

[@EllieMiller510]

It’s a wonderful content day once again

[@bwheeler9299]

Coney content babyyyy!

[@noah52_]

fellas, do you wanna see some content?

[@TheKnicks2012]

Just want to comment that you’re an incredible story teller Coney. Not just this video but majority of your stories or content is just super well explained, has emphasis, pauses, and engaging. I hope to be a story teller and speaker like you.

[@carsondubs]

Therapist: Coney-Jerma isn't real, he can't hurt you Coney-Jerma: 10:21

[@Robospy1]

Rats, rats, we are the rats, celebrating yet another birthday bash

[@Grgrqr]

I pwned this kid’s birthday party, and I’m proud of it!

[@darkknightgamer123]

Watching this live on Twitch was incredible

[@squeakymeow]

I know I've watched this video, like, 10 times already but I always smile at the part where coney goes "Boom, boom, boom boom, boom"

[@izmizzle]

coney's high energy voice reminds me of Gottfried

[@bilalyusuf2]

I can't describe the joy this story gave me unironically, I love this video so much

[@warioware3odst]

STREAMER absolutely EVISCERATES every single SOUL at a CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY D:

[@helloliahi]

the driving effect got me, truly some gran turismo level maneuvers right there

[@JestinJester]

I love this video so much. All the work put into the OBS scenes and such. I’m honestly upset that this only has near 50K. I hope stream enjoyed it. I know I did. I know this is a sorta old video, but I loved this. Keep up the awesome work.

[@JestinJester]

Is this OBS or Photoshop? I was wrong yeah it’s photoshop XD

[@coffeefm8442]

I just love the effort you put for the story. Your way of speaking and presentation really elevated the viewing experience 👏

[@DJ-pj6gr]

I'd love to see more stories like this with the powerpoint!

[@RedYoshi90]

This fills the semi animated scar and toph show hole in my heart thank you coney.

[@Regis_Philbin]

I was so sure you were gonna lose the last match that shit got me hype.

[@protonjones54]

Oh my goodness this Caesar guy is going to have nightmares about coney for many years to come

[@charlottearanea7507]

How the fuck did this children's birthday party find its way onto Smashboards, is my only question

[@treescompany3462]

Idk if it was you or Alpharad who pioneered the Photoshop storytelling but you're both geniuses for running with it

[@Rinin.]

I'm still wondering who the Caesar player was lol

[@JohnBosson]

Maybe Neo?

[@irkandcrew]

Nairo

[@justsatellite4213]

Probably Tantalus. He's the only MD/VA King Dedede Brawl player I can think of from back then who's named after a historical figure

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@irkandcrew It’s not Nairo, he was a MK main

[@irkandcrew]

@@ONLY_RR7 What was the name of the MetaK main?

[@Crazy56U]

8:45 Anakin after Order 66 is completed

[@hasanalharaz7454]

14:50 why is she talkin shit if her boyfriend plays this game 4 years ain’t that much of a gap

[@etabit6907]

You should tell more stories like this on KZbin. Will getting raided while playing Ocarina followed by the "Where did she go?" incident make the cut?

[@Hugelag]

I lost it the second I heard Gangplank Galleon. You are a master of storytelling.

[@hezitation4868]

His commentary some how made me hyped for a png recreation of his match

[@ErrorMessage]

I love when he animates stories like this. Golden comedy.

[@halfbakedplays6726]

This is my second time hearing this story and my second time dying from laughter

[@beta5017]

i honestly never laughed so hard, this is so god damn fun coney

[@kitkat1851]

I cant get over how interesting his content is I love the variety of random shit he just does/talks about

[@vittoriol9560]

I appreciate the amount of prep you put into the visual aids

[@ProStealthy]

The production quality of this film was incredible. 10/10

[@kyleflournoy7730]

Oh man that was incredible. Brawl is just a different time, man.... It really was just the wild west out there back then. I got a few of my own stories just like this

[@Exorcist_ali248]

tell them bro

[@affrything]

lets hear em

[@Sinister_sage27]

More stories like these please this was funny as hell enjoyed the whole video.

[@AIRFGC]

gotta boost the algorithm for this banger also hilarious knowing the hijinks Smashers of the past have gone through with these rulesets and jank tournaments

[@howdyfriends7950]

i adore when you get excited and the gilbert gottfried voice comes out (the guy who played the parrot from aladdin, and the dentist from fairly odd parents)

[@kyleflournoy7730]

I'm going to say that since julius caesar had the month of July named after him, I think the dude in question was actually junebug

[@jetfantastic]

I don't think June ever played D3. He was a Lucario main in Brawl.

[@kyleflournoy7730]

@@jetfantastic there could be a time where he played d3 before he was well known. That's the only thing that makes sense to me, with the clues provided

[@jetfantastic]

@@kyleflournoy7730 June was always better than coney on PR, he's historically been a consistently good player and when either of them were on PR June was above Coney, especially in 2014 when this took place.

[@ImStark-Dot]

I'm just wanting to know who julius was too

[@nightvolt9572]

@@ImStark-Dot it a guy named omega tyrant

[@goldenspiral6008]

My favourite content in the fgc is stuff like this. Just funny stories that make you want to play games and go out to meet people of the community to have your own fun stories and a great time as well.

[@brunobuccharati2424]

Coney is such an excellent role model

[@MarthMain]

Going to random tournaments and pub stomping is a great feeling.

[@TheBomberman122]

I used to work for game x change, most chill job I've ever had. Also I love that when Coney revealed how old the girl and her bf were, they were only 4 years younger lmao. I thought they were going to be like 15-16 years old not 20

[@Thefrogking15]

That was some of the best story telling I've seen in ages

[@paynemoschillo5470]

These videos are some of the funniest things ever. The editing is priceless and the comedy is golden.

[@Volt790]

"This was where we hung out before Twitter. It was a better time" & like

[@richpichu1272]

Coney is of a select few that can make content like this enjoyable all through out

[@thero_1686]

God a commentator telling stories is the best idea I've ever heard

[@thegreenmario056]

Editing was spot on. Literally laughed at every frame of movement. Good story!!

[@AshenAstra]

The fact that this is a PowerPoint presentation is way too fucking funny

[@SweetJP.]

Coney is getting too powerful! Next vid: Coney WILLS A KID OUT OF EXISTANCE

[@Jaycan]

This was excellent! More like this would be incredible

[@beeplesneep]

Didn’t include the picture of him in the anime shirt, smh

[@satan-kun8974]

Didn’t find your channel till recently but I’m loving the videos

[@followagma2167]

You are too entertaining. Love your content. I don't even smash lately but I've been watching you still. :]

[@metricleader8243]

Coney be like: But to me it was Tuesday.

[@seanathan1]

The thumbnail gives me insane 2008 KZbin vibes

[@MysticGameStudios]

Greatest vid I've seen from you so far, keep it up man!

[@frozenpeaches06]

Coney is genuinely such a good storyteller

[@lillierose3958]

I joined at the very end of the stream and I’m so happy I get to hear the full story

[@smithclone]

I sniped a tournament at a game lounge right next to a alamo draft house once too. The cash prize had suddenly changed into a gift card for the store. I bought store play hour vouchers or whatever then sold them to the people there. Lol.

[@sebastianajir6876]

This is the most hype that pwning children has ever been, truly a glorious story

[@vostok_76]

0:19 This song is my ringtone/alarm and this is where it starts and it caught me so offguard

[@ToonNick]

Truly beautiful story, great narration and visuals

[@paranoidfoxx]

this is the single most entertaining video ive seen about smash in forever LOL

[@hamzahkhan4067]

This was beautiful storytelling. We need more of this.

[@svovy5358]

that "YA I GUESS SO" threw me over

[@patrickwerner4723]

I’m glad you told this story

[@ODISeth]

That “random stage for last round” gimmick seems like something Alpharad would do

[@chefdunsparce4254]

Reminds me of when I signed up for a tournament at a library (I'm a highschool junior at the time) and when I get there it's all middle schoolers who play Kirby and my little brother, who also entered Ez dubs Prize was like a book or something so I didn't feel guilty

[@lsmewtwovods6989]

The style on this gives me big Majin Obama vibes, I wanna hear more of Coney's smash stories

[@Penguno45]

The hero we needed, also definitely deserved

[@Digirunner]

This is the content I sub for

[@ToiletWolf12]

I watched one video about a terrible smash bros tourney and now I’m here. No regrets I love this

[@potatopatch5202]

I wish there was a vid of that final game

[@flytomoon6095]

Coney's stories are the best! I'm really looking forward for more of your stories Coney!

[@tokisuno]

this is one of my favourite videos of all time. hell, i've watched it with my dad LOL

[@trainerred8486]

nice story ive watched this like 4 times this week cant wait for more stories and love the content

[@JEWong47]

Coney is such a captivating storyteller lmao

[@e11ipse]

Old school grime was something else

[@druumuuluum]

You are a genuinely hilarious story teller, this was great.

[@SoundsOfSushi]

The delivery of this story is pure gold!

[@jamesemery7190]

15:45 read the comment in top left lmaooooo

[@whisker163]

This is probably one of the best videos i've ever seen

[@ADCruzYT]

This just helps give me evidence suggesting that CONEY is secretly the bad guy from the first Incredibles movie

[@LeftBootT]

Part of me cant stop watching the chat in the background, some real clever shit Coney

[@Elvenwind]

this is one of the best stories you've told

[@yort7002]

Truly a heros tale. Loved the character development

[@DWN037]

2:50 OK I PULL UP HOP OUT AT THE AFTER PARTY