How I Pwned a Kid's Birthday Party

[@thegoodthebadthequiky]

“All the children are now ELIMINATED from the tournament.” Why is this such a fearsome and powerful statement?

[@Moneymancer]

Fatality. CONEY wins. Flawless victory

[@nuke9915]

coney has achieved victory over the children. his plan is almost complete.

[@derpybreads2212]

AS THEY SHOULD BE!

[@bobroctopus2210]

After watching squid game, this quote is even more terrifying

[@mrgreenboy644]

"Coney, there's too many adult players! What are we going to do?" Coney: *summons Dedede's hammer*

[@gwabes7001]

Coney seems like the kind of guy to monetize a time he pwned a kid at his birthday party

[@CONEYZZ]

$200 WASNT ENOUGH

[@EllieMiller510]

@@CONEYZZ what did you spend the 600 bucks on

[@cg5380]

@@EllieMiller510 definitely spent it all on wavebirds

[@EllieMiller510]

@@cg5380 definitely

[@Mythol-OG]

@@cg5380 what's wavebirds?

[@i_guess_so]

Funny how a kids birthday party pays more than a official Nintendo event

[@AshenDemon]

DAAAAAAAMMMMN

[@angryii5411]

Every single one of these kids has told this story to their therapist.

[@EllieMiller510]

I wonder if any of them are watching this video

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@EllieMiller510the kids or the therapist?

[@gabrielabrera9966]

Please tell me he has more stories like this!

[@CONEYZZ]

Many more and very soon :)

[@carsondubs]

Get ratioed by accident

[@kuntamosby4669]

@@CONEYZZ YESSSSSSSS

[@LAV3ND3RT0WN]

@@CONEYZZ win

[@moneyball492]

@@carsondubs L

[@fromundaman]

Haha I love this story.. That part about how brawl players tournament sniped is so spot on. This is how I ended up having a 12 man house tournament with M2K and Lain haha.

[@DoMorrMusic]

You can’t just end the story there

[@PALMA06]

Please tell us more.

[@fromundaman]

I mean there isn't much more to it. They swept the competition, a 12 man bracket ran late because Lain went to smoke before what could have been any major's grands happened. M2K won, as was often the case in Brawl. Then for a while after the event only M2K and Lain were left so since the event was in my living room I just kind of third wheeled a rotation and got my ass beat for hours.

[@illford]

@@fromundaman nightmare blunt rotation

[@WiiCON-49000]

Viewers: Tell us a story Uncle Coney! Coney: I got just the thing.

[@EllieMiller510]

I think I’ve heard coney mention this story offhandedly before, glad I could get the entire lore

[@DoATreFlip]

Coney sounds like Gilbert Godfreid when he gets upset

[@LtCdrXander]

TRUE!!!

[@jojak0512]

holy shit he does

[@StabilizeYT]

This is unironically so well done, I was laughing the entire time. Coney commits hard and is so underrated it should be a crime

[@marrodc]

The parents of the birthday kid were fucking loaded. Imagine dropping $200 for the winner of the Smash bros tournament at your kid's party. Like, even if their kid won, they still would've given $200 to their kid, which is $199 more than what a kid needs.

[@GavN2319]

I think the parents must of wanted somebody like coney to win or why would they even post it on smash boards. Although I can't imagine why they'd want some dude to win

[@wealthforthecommoners3146]

for my smash birthday the winner got a mii gunner amiibo and a hug

[@jameswashere187]

Why does a kid need exactly 1 dollar

[@mrbrendan13579]

@@GavN2319 they definitely had no idea what the smash bro competitive scene actually looked like which is why they brought wireless controllers and played free for all. I bet they thought some local kids would show up to have fun but instead they got a 24 y/o adult who drove 2 hours to win some money

[@Ed-1749]

@@jameswashere187 to buy a gumball. set for life.

[@tangaps]

I thought there was going to be a Hero's Journey arc where he seems like he's about to lose since that's classic good storytelling but it makes it all the more funny for Coney to just talk about how he just wins casual locals and goes home feeling competitive

[@eyebrowse]

my face genuinely lit up when i saw the notification. it's content day everybody!!!

[@EllieMiller510]

It’s a wonderful content day once again

[@bwheeler9299]

Coney content babyyyy!

[@noah52_]

fellas, do you wanna see some content?

[@KongQuest95]

This is easily one of the best videos on this channel which is saying A LOT

[@zaedis5629]

I just want to know why some guy posted his childs birthday party tournament on smash boards and put $200 on it

[@darkn04]

Maybe his kid wanted to see competitive smashers? Or maybe he wanted a *”real”* tournament for his birthday. Not sure why there was $200 on it tho.

[@CM-tv2bu]

@@darkn04 might draw a few decent players out? 200$ isn't that much money to a lot of people and maybe they wanted to see some good smash lmao

[@Rogueofmv]

Hold the phone, I've actually been to the game store in the background at 12:57. That's Game Over in Bellevue, WA. I visited them when I was on an impromptu vacation out of town last year due to wildfires in my area. Great place, I got my copy of Double Dash from there

[@icymiles]

that;s crazy

[@carsondubs]

Therapist: Coney-Jerma isn't real, he can't hurt you Coney-Jerma: 10:21

[@Robospy1]

Rats, rats, we are the rats, celebrating yet another birthday bash

[@darkknightgamer123]

Watching this live on Twitch was incredible

[@izmizzle]

coney's high energy voice reminds me of Gottfried

[@TheKnicks2012]

Just want to comment that you’re an incredible story teller Coney. Not just this video but majority of your stories or content is just super well explained, has emphasis, pauses, and engaging. I hope to be a story teller and speaker like you.

[@warioware3odst]

STREAMER absolutely EVISCERATES every single SOUL at a CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY D:

[@Grgrqr]

I pwned this kid’s birthday party, and I’m proud of it!

[@Patukah1879]

not only did you win $400, you also got to ruin a kids birthday party? THAT'S A DREAM COME TRUE

[@squeakymeow]

I know I've watched this video, like, 10 times already but I always smile at the part where coney goes "Boom, boom, boom boom, boom"

[@bilalyusuf2]

I can't describe the joy this story gave me unironically, I love this video so much

[@helloliahi]

the driving effect got me, truly some gran turismo level maneuvers right there

[@DJ-pj6gr]

I'd love to see more stories like this with the powerpoint!

[@Regis_Philbin]

I was so sure you were gonna lose the last match that shit got me hype.

[@etabit6907]

You should tell more stories like this on KZbin. Will getting raided while playing Ocarina followed by the "Where did she go?" incident make the cut?

[@coffeefm8442]

I just love the effort you put for the story. Your way of speaking and presentation really elevated the viewing experience 👏

[@Rinin.]

I'm still wondering who the Caesar player was lol

[@JohnBosson]

Maybe Neo?

[@irkandcrew]

Nairo

[@justsatellite4213]

Probably Tantalus. He's the only MD/VA King Dedede Brawl player I can think of from back then who's named after a historical figure

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@irkandcrew It’s not Nairo, he was a MK main

[@irkandcrew]

@@ONLY_RR7 What was the name of the MetaK main?

[@protonjones54]

Oh my goodness this Caesar guy is going to have nightmares about coney for many years to come

[@hezitation4868]

His commentary some how made me hyped for a png recreation of his match

[@RedYoshi90]

This fills the semi animated scar and toph show hole in my heart thank you coney.

[@kyleflournoy7730]

Oh man that was incredible. Brawl is just a different time, man.... It really was just the wild west out there back then. I got a few of my own stories just like this

[@wealthforthecommoners3146]

tell them bro

[@affrything]

lets hear em

[@halfbakedplays6726]

This is my second time hearing this story and my second time dying from laughter

[@JestinJester]

I love this video so much. All the work put into the OBS scenes and such. I’m honestly upset that this only has near 50K. I hope stream enjoyed it. I know I did. I know this is a sorta old video, but I loved this. Keep up the awesome work.

[@JestinJester]

Is this OBS or Photoshop? I was wrong yeah it’s photoshop XD

[@charlottearanea7507]

How the fuck did this children's birthday party find its way onto Smashboards, is my only question

[@kyleflournoy7730]

I'm going to say that since julius caesar had the month of July named after him, I think the dude in question was actually junebug

[@jetfantastic]

I don't think June ever played D3. He was a Lucario main in Brawl.

[@kyleflournoy7730]

@@jetfantastic there could be a time where he played d3 before he was well known. That's the only thing that makes sense to me, with the clues provided

[@jetfantastic]

@@kyleflournoy7730 June was always better than coney on PR, he's historically been a consistently good player and when either of them were on PR June was above Coney, especially in 2014 when this took place.

[@ImStark-Dot]

I'm just wanting to know who julius was too

[@nightvolt9572]

@@ImStark-Dot it a guy named omega tyrant

[@ErrorMessage]

I love when he animates stories like this. Golden comedy.

[@vittoriol9560]

I appreciate the amount of prep you put into the visual aids

[@ProStealthy]

The production quality of this film was incredible. 10/10

[@kitkat1851]

I cant get over how interesting his content is I love the variety of random shit he just does/talks about

[@treescompany3462]

Idk if it was you or Alpharad who pioneered the Photoshop storytelling but you're both geniuses for running with it

[@Hugelag]

I lost it the second I heard Gangplank Galleon. You are a master of storytelling.

[@howdyfriends7950]

i adore when you get excited and the gilbert gottfried voice comes out (the guy who played the parrot from aladdin, and the dentist from fairly odd parents)

[@TheBomberman122]

I used to work for game x change, most chill job I've ever had. Also I love that when Coney revealed how old the girl and her bf were, they were only 4 years younger lmao. I thought they were going to be like 15-16 years old not 20

[@MarthMain]

Going to random tournaments and pub stomping is a great feeling.

[@goldenspiral6008]

My favourite content in the fgc is stuff like this. Just funny stories that make you want to play games and go out to meet people of the community to have your own fun stories and a great time as well.

[@AIRFGC]

gotta boost the algorithm for this banger also hilarious knowing the hijinks Smashers of the past have gone through with these rulesets and jank tournaments

[@beta5017]

i honestly never laughed so hard, this is so god damn fun coney

[@Volt790]

"This was where we hung out before Twitter. It was a better time" & like

[@brunobuccharati2424]

Coney is such an excellent role model

[@beeplesneep]

Didn’t include the picture of him in the anime shirt, smh

[@Crazy56U]

8:45 Anakin after Order 66 is completed

[@Thefrogking15]

That was some of the best story telling I've seen in ages

[@Sinister_sage27]

More stories like these please this was funny as hell enjoyed the whole video.

[@seanathan1]

The thumbnail gives me insane 2008 KZbin vibes

[@richpichu1272]

Coney is of a select few that can make content like this enjoyable all through out

[@chefdunsparce4254]

Reminds me of when I signed up for a tournament at a library (I'm a highschool junior at the time) and when I get there it's all middle schoolers who play Kirby and my little brother, who also entered Ez dubs Prize was like a book or something so I didn't feel guilty

[@smithclone]

I sniped a tournament at a game lounge right next to a alamo draft house once too. The cash prize had suddenly changed into a gift card for the store. I bought store play hour vouchers or whatever then sold them to the people there. Lol.

[@potatopatch5202]

I wish there was a vid of that final game

[@thegreenmario056]

Editing was spot on. Literally laughed at every frame of movement. Good story!!

[@AshenAstra]

The fact that this is a PowerPoint presentation is way too fucking funny

[@lillierose3958]

I joined at the very end of the stream and I’m so happy I get to hear the full story

[@ODISeth]

That “random stage for last round” gimmick seems like something Alpharad would do

[@thero_1686]

God a commentator telling stories is the best idea I've ever heard

[@sebastianajir6876]

This is the most hype that pwning children has ever been, truly a glorious story

[@hasanalharaz7454]

14:50 why is she talkin shit if her boyfriend plays this game 4 years ain’t that much of a gap

[@e11ipse]

Old school grime was something else

[@svovy5358]

that "YA I GUESS SO" threw me over

[@SweetJP.]

Coney is getting too powerful! Next vid: Coney WILLS A KID OUT OF EXISTANCE

[@paynemoschillo5470]

These videos are some of the funniest things ever. The editing is priceless and the comedy is golden.

[@Jaycan]

This was excellent! More like this would be incredible

[@ajoconnor64]

0:19 This song is my ringtone/alarm and this is where it starts and it caught me so offguard

[@satan-kun8974]

Didn’t find your channel till recently but I’m loving the videos

[@Penguno45]

The hero we needed, also definitely deserved

[@metricleader8243]

Coney be like: But to me it was Tuesday.

[@hamzahkhan4067]

This was beautiful storytelling. We need more of this.

[@hambughrr8186]

This is the first video that any aspiring SSB player should ever watch before entering the competitive scene.

[@ToonNick]

Truly beautiful story, great narration and visuals

[@ToiletWolf12]

I watched one video about a terrible smash bros tourney and now I’m here. No regrets I love this

[@naph5456]

My first ever encounter with competitive smash was getting absolutely stomped at a brawl tournament in a Tustin library basement when I was like 12. I was salty as hell bc my ike wasn’t making it work lol

[@frozenpeaches06]

Coney is genuinely such a good storyteller

[@lsmewtwovods6989]

The style on this gives me big Majin Obama vibes, I wanna hear more of Coney's smash stories

[@ADCruzYT]

This just helps give me evidence suggesting that CONEY is secretly the bad guy from the first Incredibles movie

I love how at the beginning the chat is just begging for help from the youtube viewers.

[@slabofbeef7104]

As soon as Gangplank Galleon started, I knew it was Rumble Falls.

[@followagma2167]

You are too entertaining. Love your content. I don't even smash lately but I've been watching you still. :]

[@tomcruise7481]

When a video starts off with persona music im hooked When the video starts off with DR LEGS theme im staying. Definitely. OH SHIT HE PLAYED KASUGANO RESIDENCE

[@paranoidfoxx]

this is the single most entertaining video ive seen about smash in forever LOL

[@patrickwerner4723]

I’m glad you told this story

[@hyde7100]

“HES OLDER THEN MARIO” -twitch chat

[@paxcaster]

this is the type of streamdeck storytelling the people have been waiting for

[@flytomoon6095]

Coney's stories are the best! I'm really looking forward for more of your stories Coney!

[@yort7002]

Truly a heros tale. Loved the character development

[@MysticGameStudios]

Greatest vid I've seen from you so far, keep it up man!

[@Pergzzz]

Coney ruins children's entire lives (Colorized, 2014)

[@gabrielabrera9966]

Coney assassinates Julius Caesar (Colorized, 2014)

[@JEWong47]

Coney is such a captivating storyteller lmao

[@j.854]

How in the world could anyone in their right mind dislike this glorious content?