How I Would Fix Apple

[@zumuvtuber]

How to fix Apple: Appoint Sam as CEO

[@Vex_736]

Apple would realistically collapse, but it would be the best it ever was for a few weeks

[@DavitTheCore]

Agreed

[@mobarakjama5570]

@@Vex_736I don’t think it would collapse, but they deserve him 😂

[@ixyzyxi]

Looking at the value of sales I think Samsung needs some Apple

[@MikroLGS]

louis rossman could work too

[@commieTerminator]

Apple should also stop disabling comments section on their KZbin channel

[@doctorcookie5362]

Nah, that’d require them to use “courage.”

[@VoidPaul97]

​@@doctorcookie5362 Also, think of all the PC and Android fanboys that would spam the comments with pointless arguments for fight that started because some random people on the US couldn't accept that the answer to "Windows vs Mac", "Android vs iPhone" was "The one you like the most and suits you better"

[@Epicgamer_Mac]

@@VoidPaul97 amen.

[@thelonewolf70x7]

​​​@@VoidPaul97The iSheep are the ones who comes into android companies official channels and videos, and in reviewers' channels and vídeos to whine all the time because the iSheep can't help themselves to stop defending their pet mega corporation. WorSHEEPers (or even better: WH0RESHEEPers)...

[@noahvanderwyst1232]

​@@VoidPaul97well, for one, apple users do the same thing-- if not worse. Additionally, attacking apple is counter culture because apple users shit on everyone else while using objectively inferior hardware. Yes, everyone should let it go to a degree, but apple is still just ripping off unsuspecting rich people who want to look down on others and pretend they are better. Hmm, maybe it doesn't matter so much after all

[@depayanmondal]

You'll now be sued by apple for criticizing their products

[@uktruecrime]

Sued by the British Governemnt for criticising reality.

[@BearTechNation]

😂

[@theodoros_1234]

No, that's Nintendo's job😂

[@ironspider6851]

This is Apple not Ferrari

[@depayanmondal]

@@ironspider6851 yes, I know what I'm talking about.

[@ronny332]

Is this still considered satire? It feels 100% accurate, and perhaps even not sufficient.

[@justahugenerd1278]

The satire is thinking anyone at apple would ever give a shit about the list, I guess

[@vdochev]

Nope, it's so accurate.

[@ramakrishnamishra8179]

Yes, this is accurate.. all fanboys will never understand..

[@macvos]

It's funny because it's true

[@thegodlypotato]

only thing i disagree with is i would rather have the ultrawide lens on base model iphone then a zoom lens

[@Mithferion]

They should put aside their greed masked as "we are different"

[@MrCaiobrz]

100% true but that wouldn't be as funny as listing all minor consequences of that xD

[@vdochev]

They are different, alright. For all the wrong reasons nowadays.

[@alexandruciordas4941]

@@vdochevunfortunately apple phones are still premium, I tried s23,24 and the display switches colors off axes like a knock off Chinese display, the lag in the ui is still there. I want android cause I hate ios limited os but God why is it so hard for samsung to polish their ui?

[@alexandruciordas4941]

@@vdochev not mentioning the shutter lag on s23 and s24, like wtf my iphone 13 takes way better photos/videos and has no shutter lag...

[@vdochev]

@@alexandruciordas4941Mate, you're talking to the wrong guy. I simply don't care about this. I'm rocking a Motorola G6 and I won't get rid of it until it stops working :D I'm waiting for the EU to enforce the replaceable battery and 3.5mm audio jack as mandatory. Only then I might think of upgrading my phone. With the key word being "might".

[@paulwoodward8265]

16GB/512GB is the minimum spec. As a consumer, I could buy these components at retail for around $70. HOW IS THAT A $400 UPGRADE?

[@tastenheber]

Because enough people pay it.

[@Wilt_r]

As long as the majority is naive enough to not know the real value then they'll just keep selling it at premium prices.

[@trooper2708]

because apple 16 gigs = windows 64 gigs

[@KevinArogunmati1234]

"Your doing metal wrong " had me laughing on the ground 😂

[@SqueakySqueak]

YOUR DOING METAL WRONG!

[@bilalattique]

The only way they could ever do metal right is to have METALLICA as board members.

[@jogennotsuki]

*You're

[@BIT866]

It definitely didn’t

[@windowsxpdude]

'make the camera not shake and the back not break' dude is spitting straight bars

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

No! Broken back glass is as iconic as the notch

[@DarkPa1adin]

They should make it 5gb iCloud per new Apple device purchased. If I purchased an iPhone, iPad and Mac, I should have 15gb cloud storage

[@ironspider6851]

it sounds like a good idea but it has a lot of flaws. like if you decide to throw away one of your device then you just lost 5gb. and then you can beat the system by not disposing your old apple product or by buying a lot of old apple products or get it as a hand me down from relatives or friends. that way you can have over 10 iphones. Thats 50 gb for free.(now of course you can create 10 different apple id's to get 50 gb for free but I'm pretty sure there is some sort of limit because it asks for phone number for verification) also if your icloud storage is based on number of apple devices, and one of the devices break(motherboard damage) you just lost 5gb. these are a few reasons why icloud storage is determined by the apple-id and not the device.

[@DarkPa1adin]

​@@ironspider6851 my proposal is that you only get extra 5gb of icloud per new serial registered

[@wokeydokey6885]

Google gave 15gb back when cloud storage wasn't even a thing and we still have it. I think it's better to install google photos and use their backup services.

[@trololoev]

@@ironspider6851 if you so stupid to buy 3 devices from apple - you sure pay them for additional place on iCloud.

[@somuchfortalent]

That would bankrupt Apple. Just look how much it costs to upgrade your storage on a Mac. There's no way Apple can afford that.

[@stevewelsh__]

Apple advertising Apple Music to me when ever I just want to hear something in my music library drives me insane. There’s many issues with Apple, but not charging $400 for 16gb of extra ram would be a nice start.

[@PineappleDealer37]

​@@ZOROROSSO Which rounds up to 400

[@PineappleDealer37]

@@ZOROROSSO but rounding to the nearest 10 or 100 is common. Rounding to the nearest 401 (I don't think it's divisible by anything) is not. My gender? I'm a mechanic.

[@mr_e_official1]

Start innovating again. Sell the iPhone in two boxes, one has the charging brick, charger and some earphones and the other has just a cable. Then again, Apple would probably charge an extra $200 for the first box

[@aamyushh]

apple vision pro

[@AzumiRM]

Apple has never innovated. They copy other existing technologies and CLAIM that they innovated. Innovation involves coming up with original ideas that have never been thought of before.

[@AzumiRM]

​@@aamyushhSword of Damocles - first ever VR/AR headset. 1968. Apple was just a touch too late to the game on that tech too, just like everything they make.

[@retrocomputing]

⁠​⁠@@AzumiRMdo you use that headset from 1968? Is it better?

[@AzumiRM]

@@retrocomputing if I had one I'm sure it would be. There are still a few around though but the collectors will never sell them.

[@AnnoyedSonic]

0:47 I agree with this SO MUCH I can count the number of times I've used the ultra wide on my iPhone 13 on my hands, but I couldn't possibly count the times I've zoomed into something (only to get a horrible quality picture because it doesn't have a zoom lens)

[@Supremax67]

You fix Apple by using Android. The math is.simple.

[@89Maj]

How to fix Apple? Me: Don't buy form apple

[@JimBarkerW]

*from

[@MrSamoDude]

@@JimBarkerW Android keyboards 🤔

[@Abadeez]

How I would fix Apple: Stop buying their products.

[@Gavinconaghty]

This is the best answer! the open market, you would think would not put up with their shenanigans!

[@alinaqirizvi1441]

​@Emoralisseriously Android has come a long way since then. And probably you mistake was buying a Samsung, you should get a Chinese one from Xiaomi, Huawei, or Oppo/OnePlus/Realme, as they're the best

[@lelouchabrilvelda1794]

​@@alinaqirizvi1441 Samsung or Sony phone are better than CCP COVID-19 Phone.

[@hyattonwyattboys]

"your mistake was buying a Samsung" lil bro tell me you don't know what the ever loving hell you're talking about without telling me you don't know what the ever loving hell you're talking about. Samsung blows every single one of those phones out of the water, they don't even come within a millimeter of the Samsung flagships@@alinaqirizvi1441

[@Wolterhon]

@Emoralis 'man once I went down that road, then I slipped and fell, it has been ten years since I last came out of my house'

[@earthling_parth]

The physical SIM card robbery went unnoticed for so many people...

[@alternatereality7713]

Not unnoticed - it is sorely missed. I refuse to buy an iPhone that does not have a SIM slot - I don't want to be a hostage to phone companies when I try to get a local SIM instead of their overpriced offerings.

[@yaygya]

That's mainly because everyone outside the USA still gets iPhones with SIM slots.

[@vgamesx1]

​@@alternatereality7713many people already haven't noticed they're being held hostage every time they sign up for a contract, then you have to go through extra effort to unlock it even if you finish the contract.

[@expressrobkill]

Wait you get an iphone without a sim slot.

[@earthling_parth]

@@yaygya but usa is like 60-70% of their iPhone sales by volume though, isn't it?

[@notaytuser955]

0:11 Nice toilet paper

[@how6134]

Hater

[@reiteration6273]

"If your plastic can dent metal, you're doing metal wrong!" 😂😂😂

[@NkSs96]

How to fix an apple: Nope, sorry, I can't think of anything. They're too far gone.

[@patrickkirby6580]

Make Siri do more things than just setting up timers

[@macvos]

I'd settle for making Siri do fewer things I didn't even remotely ask it to

[@NanoFlame]

they did lmao

[@redmist4963]

Amazing as always. Spot on

[@nightmare_recaps5834]

most importantly remove the dynamic island, it should be a clean display, no notch, hole punch or anything.

[@monkeybarmonkeyman]

Big kudo for including JRE 🙂 And... last I heard, Apple was just rebranding Google's storage as iCloud. 😛

[@ProductBasement]

Change their philosophy: Functionality > appearance Letting users make choices > letting UX "experts" enforce choices Serviceability > appearance Cross-compatibility > isolation Low prices > high prices

[@retrocomputing]

The irony is that many Linux projects just copy MacOS ui 1:1 (and the users don't even know about it). As if letting users choice doesn't always work and people mostly stick to thought out solutions

[@yaygya]

@@retrocomputing I'm a regular huge Linux and Mac user, and I can tell you for certain that they don't copy macOS 1:1. Each open source DE (and distro like in Ubuntu's case) has its own design goals for what it wishes to achieve. Saying that they're trying to copy the Mac is an insult to their efforts. GNOME takes more inspiration from webOS than anything else. Windows copies Plasma these days. elementary has a modern UI, but it's just trying to be its own thing. That isn't to say there aren't open source projects that do try to replicate parts of macOS though. There's CutefishOS, whose user interface looks a lot like macOS Big Sur. There's GNUstep, which isn't an OS, but an application framework that's a reimplementation of AppKit. Then there's two projects that try to actually recreate the Mac experience: helloSystem, which mainly replicates the Mac design principles, and ravynOS (formerly airyxOS), which aims to recreate everything about macOS. Both are BSDs, and as a fan of macOS, I'd love to see them mature (or even contribute to them).

[@yaygya]

@ProductBasement I would partially disagree on some of these software-wise, but otherwise I do agree. The Mac used to be about a combination of functionality and good design, and compatibility with Unix tools, but these days it's just scaled-up iOS with even more proprietary things, and as we know from GNOME, scaled-up mobile UIs on desktop leave much to be desired

[@LawlessNate]

​@@retrocomputingYou say that clearly as someone who doesn't use Linux. MacOS is like most Linux desktop environments from 10-15 years ago. The bleeding edge of GUI is in Linux. Windows is far behind that. MacOS is essentially a time capsule from the dinosaur days.

[@retrocomputing]

@@LawlessNate can you compare gnome from 10-15 years ago and now versus MacOS?

[@Vedant9710]

"You're doing metal wrong" was hilarious lmao

[@djross95]

Sam, you are a treasure!! This list is a great start, to which I'd add a system-wide back gesture in iOS and and more flexible keyboard options (also in iOS). Keep the pressure on!

[@stephenuchenna8229]

Let’s make Sam the new apple CEO 😂

[@ramyamaher]

I thought you were also going for the under-display camera, remove the notch. That would be a correction for a 7-year-old design problem.

[@MrSamoDude]

All under display cameras have so far produced poor quality images, I'd rather have a bigger hole and a better quality camera.

[@jcgo130]

Apple cannot be fixed and Apple knows it, so they doubled down and made all their products unfix-able 😁

[@bvd_vlvd]

I'd love to see you fix Linux, um, I mean sudo fix Linux!

[@phoenix-tt]

What do you mean sam is not in sudoers list? *2 eternities later* Where was I?

[@IvanToshkov]

@@phoenix-tt This incident has been reported! :D

[@TechnicallyTom]

Oh Sam, Sam, Sam. Have you seen the $300 accessory needed to develop software on the Vision Pro? They aren’t going to use your list to wipe their asses. They are using their developers to do that. Brings new meaning to the phrase “strapped for cash.”

[@Aman-xo4yx]

I agree with every point sam

[@veloxsterinkognito7512]

1:18 So this is what scratched my iPad! 🤯 I always wondered how I did it, because I don't remember anything!

[@gabqt.mp3]

Sam for Apple CEO!

[@Robospidera1]

I agree I miss the way events use to be live and everything was a live demo

[@RaneKunLovesNightcore]

Pls fix Microsoft next

[@kindofanmol]

Their CEO and their ego will never lead to any change

[@noanyobiseniss7462]

I don't always thumbsup before watching a video but I do when its SamTime!

[@s.tunafish]

This is such a great video, thanks Sam!

[@istrasci]

How to fix Apple: Only allow Tim Cook to say "That's just incredible!" over and over until we all just *get* it.

[@SwirlingDragonMist]

Have Both Lightning and USB-C at the same time. I still have lightning accessories, I think it would be great to have both USB-C and Lightning, and a headphone jack. Instead of having an edge to edge screen, a small bezel area on the top and bottom could both hold upgraded speakers for stereo in landscape, host the front facing cameras and sensors, and accommodate those 3 ports. Most of my lightning accessories are attachments like microphones and specialized cameras, so they could be mounted on the top. People have long complained about not being able to charge an iphone while using wired headphones, having lightning and USB-C allows for this functionality, especially if a headphone jack is also included.

[@nath1606]

Some other things I would change about or do at Apple: - Let me disable Siri. Holy crap, if I don't want to set-up Siri on my iPhone, I do not want to see a random pop up on my iPhone saying "Finish off setting up your iPhone" and then that notification taking me to "Set up Siri". Stop forcing Siri on me. - Open source every OS (however, the stock apps don't neccisarily need to be open source) & make the bootloader/bios on the non-Mac Apple devices unlockable. This would give me the option, should someone make a custom version of iOS, for me to install that instead. Or I could even install Android if I wanted to. This also applies to MacOS on the iPad or hell, even the iPhone if I was mad enough. - Bring back the mini sized iPhones. One of my biggest gripes with Android is that Android phones are too big for me & the smaller sizes were the one big thing (funny wording) that attracted me to the iPhones. - Make an SE model of the MacBook, where it'd have the chasis of the 2009-2012 13" MacBook Pros (even with the same battery, 2.5" SATA HDD bay & it retains the upgradable RAM), but it would have the modern Apple silicon chips. - Make the iPad versions of Final Cut & Logic a one-time payment, just like their desktop equivalents. And also allow them to run on any of the iPad models, with the only requirement being a sufficient version of iPadOS. - iPhones & iPads must have MicroSD expansion, maybe with the exception of the hypothetical mini iPhones where the more compact size may be a concern. - Let me install IPA files that I downloaded off of the web browser. Stop pussy footing around the EU laws, let me install dodgy apps off of a dodgy MEGA link. It's my device, I bought it with my money, I should be able to do whatever I want with it since I should own it. - I have a new product idea, actually. A mobile device that acts as some sort of personal iCloud that you own, instead of it being on a server somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It has an older A series processor, a replacable battery & an SD/MicroSD port. Sort of like a mobile Nextcloud kind of thing, and it also supports AirDrop. I see way too much of "start innovating again" or "bring back Steve Jobs" or "just lower the price", things that are too vauge, unfeasable &/or don't actually adress any specific issues.

[@mixerobrand]

please continue the list, i am sure its enough for a whole book.

[@vhira]

My fixes to apple or iPhones are 1) Get rid of Dynamic Island 2) Bring back Touch ID 3) Do faster charging (preferably 80% in half an hour) 4) updating their software so that it can block withheld numbers

[@evilAshTheDog]

This should be required watching at Apple! And there I was thinking I was the only person that remembers the split keyboard!

[@evilAshTheDog]

It wouldn't surprise me if they had to remove it for patent reasons.

[@71za77]

How would I fix apple: shut it down

[@AverageSensei]

The US Department of Justice: "Fine, I'll do it myself"

[@The-V1-Ulk]

This man is speak up straight up facts

[@eng-alialghabban5985]

One of my favorite channels on KZbin 😂😂😂

[@jeha4489]

Don't buy their sh*t. Last great product was the macbook pro mid 2012, where you could change HDD/SSD and Ram

[@BrothaNeo]

Add just as much or MORE customization to iOS for iPhones as Android has! It sucks having to go to the various alternatives just to customize our iPhones! Who else agrees with me? I own an iPhone 13 Pro Max and a Google Pixel 8 Pro. I have experience with both iOS and android.

[@raycon921]

Apple can't be fixed, they glue everything 🤣

[@NaudVanDalen]

1:25 This also counts for the titanium iPhone because it breaks easier than the normal one.

[@leenoctis]

You're doing metal wrong😭😂

[@Taylay7573]

How Apple thinks copy everything from Android and also make some gimmicky stuff that will not matter

[@Teenagerus]

How to fix Apple with just one thing : BRING STEVE JOBS BACK TO LIFE

[@marcfuchs6938]

Apple doesn't do recall programs.

[@SanderEvers]

No.. They are building Robo Steve, bigger better and he's coming for our Jobs.

[@craftyscout2219]

true

[@tavycoolish]

Preeeetty much spot on Sam. Oh, maybe one more to add…just, don’t release a new iPhone every year if you’re not gonna change anything. Sell the old one…

[@downtownraw2676]

You forgot to add an SD card slot on their phones and tablet. Bring back modulable ram on Macs and MagSafe.

[@DavidRamirez-vc8dr]

No one uses that anymore

[@downtownraw2676]

@@DavidRamirez-vc8dr use what ?

[@DavidRamirez-vc8dr]

@@downtownraw2676 SD cards. Unless you’re an octogenarian. It’s such a rare use case, most people would rather not have another useless point of entry

[@downtownraw2676]

Ah so you enjoy paying a phone or tablet model 200+ dollars for storage space when you could buy a 5TB SD card for 50 bucks ?

[@downtownraw2676]

Also some people use them to transfer heavy files. Not everyone uses a computer a tablet or a phone just to play Candy Crush

[@julianbransky7168]

Please, please fix them ALL. Great video, as always, Sam.

[@paper2222]

1:30 that still exists...

[@JPS13Laptop]

Can confirm :)

[@___David__]

I would also add these to Apple: stop requiring iTunes to properly manage your iPhone. Put a freaking microSD slot on the phone. And make them smaller. Next: Fix Samsung Mobile. - Put back the headphone jack - Put back the microSD slot - Put back the notification LED - Put Sony sensors back on your cameras instead of your crappy ISOCELL ones. - Make one of your phones smaller - STOP COPYING APPLE.

[@rudrasomani1]

Namaste from India🙏 Please fix Microsoft And here's a heart ❤️ for you because you are literally in my heart.

[@nicolasn12]

Going to be waiting for the next parts, the list should be bigger. Also, you can't fix Linux btw because the amount of things you need to fix equals to 0(unless you mean quality of life) btw.

[@CybernetonPL]

Fix apple by: stop making the products value be 1000% less than their price. That's it. It'll fix everything.

[@Dave-zc6mx]

you are so AWESOME keep up the honest work "Sam Tucker"

[@Rashclockwise]

2:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@DinushaJayaranga]

lol

[@victorchong1557]

love your videos, Sam. You put all our gripes in 1 short video, bravo. I doubt it is an Apple wide problem, more a cook tim, about time too. Its 2024, Apple is still shortchanging customers with ridiculous underhanded tactics.

[@anirbandutta6913]

Please fix Linux next!

[@Spoonfed78]

Quickest way is consumer choice. So many of the mentions simply involve not choosing to give Apple money. If people stop buying then they'll have to start actually competing on feature, options, abilities, interoperability and so forth. Currently their users continue to incentivise Apples behaviour, it's taking the EU to force them to offer a few basics

[@niko8638]

Fix apple: don't buy it

[@rocketmunkey1]

Here are the two things Apple must do before I buy any other products from them. 1) stop ripping people off with RAM and SSD pricing £200 for a meagre 8GB and £200 for a meagre 512gb SSD is an insult ! It should be half that ! 2) RIGHT TO REPAIR No more soldering on RAM and SSD's and No more locking down components, so only Apple can repair said device at extortionate prices !

[@jonathanX01]

2:45 - So you wrote the list on toilet paper so it's easier for them. P.S. I'll fix Apple by making them not exist. I bet we would probably be in the space age right now if it isn't for Apple's anti-competive ways. P.S.S That was a joke. lol

[@eightchickens]

How to fix (big evil company name): Remove greed Conclusion: Impossible

[@Noaho600]

i would stop IOS and make the Iphone run android

[@martindirkzimmer]

Agree 100%, because, y'know, common sense!

[@SuperAtheist]

How to fix Apple: Sell it to Elon Musk.

[@kaschberl]

sure, you cant get ist faster destroyed ..

[@xavierbair4300]

No😭

[@Sh_Pe]

Nice video length for the pi day!

[@cometcraft4950]

1:30. There is split typing for iPad, I’m using it right now!

[@SudoYETI]

Issues I have with iOS having bought an iPhone 15 Plus coming from Android: - There is no "close all" button when swiping up on the phone to close ALL open apps - In the App library you cannot create your own folder nor can you move apps around - I cannot turn off the widget page (swipe left from home) even if you remove all the widgets - The keyboard needs an extra row at top that includes numbers - You cannot adjust the volume separately for Media, Call, Ring, Notification, Alarm, and System - You cannot toggle between Silent, Vibrate, and On for ring volume - There is a maximum of 4 columns on the home screen - You have to slide down from settings to show search - Search isn't accessible from the quick menu, you need to go find the settings "app" - Notifications are not robust enough. On Android I can change the notification for each app on what I want to come through and how much information. For instance on Android I can set it to notify me I have a discord notification without showing any information. Doesn't seem to be an option on iOS.

[@asnasc]

Here are my 2 cents, me being an "Androider" since forever and now using a second hand iPhone 11 as second phone: - Did u know that you´re NOT supposed to "close all" on iOS? Meaning it´s designed so you don´t need (nor want) to do that! There´s a good short video on Apple Explained channel explaining why! - FULLY agree with you on the numbers row on iOS default keyboard, but there´s a solution: use Microsoft Swiftkey keyboard, AFAIK it´s the only one that allows you to add a dedicated numbers row at the top (oddly enough, not even Google´s GBoard allows it on iOS, in stark contrast to Android´s version) - I won´t disagree with most of your other complaints (specially about the notification system limitations), but then I´m pretty much getting accostumed to it and trying to enjoy the differences! As a last question: why did you moved from Android? Your list makes it appear you didn´t like what you´ve got....

[@asorexino]

this list is amazingly accurate, and this is coming from an Apple customer

[@stormcrusher1165]

Also allow calling from cellular ipads . This video deserves million likes 🎉

[@mikecrabtree8200]

Sim tray is why I stopped buying iPhones and started buying OnePlus. It says something when a Chinese company still gives Americans what they want, and an American company cough choke gag screws America by taking sim trays, yet the rest of the planet still has them. At this point, I’m not sure I’d buy an iPhone even if they did bring sim trays back. They fracked America over once already, who’s to say they wouldn’t do it again in a heartbeat.

[@BearTechNation]

I would love to see you fix Google, then Samsung, Nothing, and Linux. My ideas for Google are: - 01. Stop hassling Gmail users to keep updating their information that they gave when they originally signed up! Talk about bugware! 02. Stop trying to do everything in the cloud! Why on Earth would I want to send a video into the cloud to get optimised a few days later? Haven't they heard of a processor, CPU?? 03. Stop cancelling products... At least think them through before putting these things out... How many projects and products have Google cancelled??? 04. Stop treating Content Creators like dirt. It's unfair to make new KZbin Content Creators to gain over 500 subscribers before they can monetize their content. 05. Make Pixel phones and tablets that people want. The big problem with the Pixel Pro is that the processor isn't of a flagship standard; as stated in point 2, the camera system on a Pixel phone shouldn't be reliant on processing in the clouds alone. The Pixel tablet could be better... It appears to be aimed at people who don't do much with a tablet other than to consume media on it. Why not add a better CPU, make it compatible with a stylus, and make it into a productivity tool? It seems a waste to have it docked to make video calls. 06. Why not allow consumers to use a microSD card??? Why force consumers to use a cloud service or stick with ex-amount of storage??? As far as I am concerned, I want to keep my photos and videos on a microSD card so that I can archive and edit original uncompressed media (photo and video). Well, that's all I can think of.

[@ActualHuman7]

The split keyboard never left, hold down the hide keyboard button

[@mikeseymour9114]

As a longtime user of Apple products, I am offended! …I am offended by the way Apple keeps screwing their customers! Great video!

[@FrotLopOfficial]

This was a hardcore hit piece lmao well done

[@CalebHigginbotham]

“We’re not taking any of this personally… NONE of it! _gawddamnit_ Apple why do you do it!?! 😂🤣😭😅

[@cassiuscartland]

correction: split keynoard still exsists, you just have to access it slightly differntly

[@BeardedTinker]

Do same like AT&T/Bell - split it up in 101 company ;)

[@mateuszpiwek4623]

Like 15 years ago Apples has been really outstanding competition. Like 2x more battery life in much thinner (and very solid) case. Plus outstanding display quality and ... upgradability. Since then other manufactures did copy Macbooks, and also technology progressed. So now, actually I don't need the best processor, just average does a good job. What counts for me is a solid case, good display (OLED), SSD upgradability (CPU and RAM can ba soldered), and no glued battery.

[@DJBendytheFox]

Stay funky indeed Sam!

[@fjzingo]

Haha, you are right in every single point….Apple should emply you!

[@Rakshasa1986]

"Don't sell 8 gigabyte RAM *anything*" Apple: okay, we'll sell 4 gigabyte RAM.

[@stevebrown2538]

Classic and well observed.

[@SubTroppo]

Wot We Want is Watney's! Only a very small part of Sam's audience could possibly understand the full implications of the preceding statement, but if one's mobile device could produce beer...

[@Gavinconaghty]

LOL. but as digital trends put it "MacBooks are superior in terms of consistent build quality and the UNIX-based macOS operating system. They also offer the highest performance mated with the best battery life."

[@AM562]

This is your best video by a huge Gigantic margin

[@MasTodon-s8o]

Please make a list on fixing GNU /Linux! 😁😁😁 Another great video, Sir Sam! 🎉🎉🎉

[@finng745]

A fast data cable not coming in the box is normal in the smartphone market. You’re getting a charing cable. It’s fundamentally different from a data cable.

[@theEDMdragon]

In seriousness, I quite like the wide angle camera, don’t mind the lens arrangement, and think the pre-recorded events are enjoyable. Other than that I agree with pretty much everything you said

[@DruHarden]

Live events take COURAGE!