How I Would Fix Apple

  Рет қаралды 128,205

SAMTIME

SAMTIME

2 ай бұрын

How would you fix Apple?
SUPPORT: funkytime.tv/patriot-signup/
MERCH: funkytime.tv/shop/
FUNKY TIME WEBSITE: funkytime.tv
FACEBOOK: / samtimenews
TWITTER: / samtimenews
INSTAGRAM: / samtimenews
-----------------------------------
'Escape the ordinary. Embrace the FUNKY!'
-----------------------------------
SAMTIME is a parody channel and does not represent the tech company featured.
For sponsorship enquiries: samtime@bossmgmtgrp.com
For other business enquiries: business@funkytime.tv
Copyright FUNKY TIME PRODUCTIONS 2024

Пікірлер: 850
@zumuvtuber
@zumuvtuber 2 ай бұрын
How to fix Apple: Appoint Sam as CEO
@Vex_736
@Vex_736 2 ай бұрын
Apple would realistically collapse, but it would be the best it ever was for a few weeks
@DavitTheCore
@DavitTheCore 2 ай бұрын
Agreed
@mobarakjama5570
@mobarakjama5570 2 ай бұрын
@@Vex_736I don’t think it would collapse, but they deserve him 😂
@ixyzyxi
@ixyzyxi 2 ай бұрын
Looking at the value of sales I think Samsung needs some Apple
@MikroLGS
@MikroLGS 2 ай бұрын
louis rossman could work too
@depayanmondal
@depayanmondal 2 ай бұрын
You'll now be sued by apple for criticizing their products
@uktruecrime
@uktruecrime 2 ай бұрын
Sued by the British Governemnt for criticising reality.
@BearTechNation
@BearTechNation 2 ай бұрын
😂
@theodoros_1234
@theodoros_1234 2 ай бұрын
No, that's Nintendo's job😂
@ironspider6851
@ironspider6851 2 ай бұрын
This is Apple not Ferrari
@depayanmondal
@depayanmondal 2 ай бұрын
@@ironspider6851 yes, I know what I'm talking about.
@ronny332
@ronny332 2 ай бұрын
Is this still considered satire? It feels 100% accurate, and perhaps even not sufficient.
@justahugenerd1278
@justahugenerd1278 2 ай бұрын
The satire is thinking anyone at apple would ever give a shit about the list, I guess
@vdochev
@vdochev 2 ай бұрын
Nope, it's so accurate.
@ramakrishnamishra8179
@ramakrishnamishra8179 2 ай бұрын
Yes, this is accurate.. all fanboys will never understand..
@macvos
@macvos Ай бұрын
It's funny because it's true
@KevinArogunmati
@KevinArogunmati 2 ай бұрын
"Your doing metal wrong " had me laughing on the ground 😂
@SqueakySqueak
@SqueakySqueak Ай бұрын
YOUR DOING METAL WRONG!
@bilalattique
@bilalattique 18 күн бұрын
The only way they could ever do metal right is to have METALLICA as board members.
@jogennotsuki
@jogennotsuki 7 күн бұрын
*You're
@Mithferion
@Mithferion 2 ай бұрын
They should put aside their greed masked as "we are different"
@MrCaiobrz
@MrCaiobrz 2 ай бұрын
100% true but that wouldn't be as funny as listing all minor consequences of that xD
@vdochev
@vdochev 2 ай бұрын
They are different, alright. For all the wrong reasons nowadays.
@alexandruciordas4941
@alexandruciordas4941 2 ай бұрын
@@vdochevunfortunately apple phones are still premium, I tried s23,24 and the display switches colors off axes like a knock off Chinese display, the lag in the ui is still there. I want android cause I hate ios limited os but God why is it so hard for samsung to polish their ui?
@alexandruciordas4941
@alexandruciordas4941 2 ай бұрын
@@vdochev not mentioning the shutter lag on s23 and s24, like wtf my iphone 13 takes way better photos/videos and has no shutter lag...
@vdochev
@vdochev 2 ай бұрын
@@alexandruciordas4941Mate, you're talking to the wrong guy. I simply don't care about this. I'm rocking a Motorola G6 and I won't get rid of it until it stops working :D I'm waiting for the EU to enforce the replaceable battery and 3.5mm audio jack as mandatory. Only then I might think of upgrading my phone. With the key word being "might".
@windowsxpdude
@windowsxpdude 2 ай бұрын
'make the camera not shake and the back not break' dude is spitting straight bars
@patrickkirby6580
@patrickkirby6580 2 ай бұрын
Make Siri do more things than just setting up timers
@macvos
@macvos Ай бұрын
I'd settle for making Siri do fewer things I didn't even remotely ask it to
@DarkPa1adin
@DarkPa1adin 2 ай бұрын
They should make it 5gb iCloud per new Apple device purchased. If I purchased an iPhone, iPad and Mac, I should have 15gb cloud storage
@ironspider6851
@ironspider6851 2 ай бұрын
it sounds like a good idea but it has a lot of flaws. like if you decide to throw away one of your device then you just lost 5gb. and then you can beat the system by not disposing your old apple product or by buying a lot of old apple products or get it as a hand me down from relatives or friends. that way you can have over 10 iphones. Thats 50 gb for free.(now of course you can create 10 different apple id's to get 50 gb for free but I'm pretty sure there is some sort of limit because it asks for phone number for verification) also if your icloud storage is based on number of apple devices, and one of the devices break(motherboard damage) you just lost 5gb. these are a few reasons why icloud storage is determined by the apple-id and not the device.
@DarkPa1adin
@DarkPa1adin 2 ай бұрын
​@@ironspider6851 my proposal is that you only get extra 5gb of icloud per new serial registered
@wokeydokey6885
@wokeydokey6885 Ай бұрын
Google gave 15gb back when cloud storage wasn't even a thing and we still have it. I think it's better to install google photos and use their backup services.
@earthling_parth
@earthling_parth 2 ай бұрын
The physical SIM card robbery went unnoticed for so many people...
@alternatereality7713
@alternatereality7713 2 ай бұрын
Not unnoticed - it is sorely missed. I refuse to buy an iPhone that does not have a SIM slot - I don't want to be a hostage to phone companies when I try to get a local SIM instead of their overpriced offerings.
@yaygya
@yaygya 2 ай бұрын
That's mainly because everyone outside the USA still gets iPhones with SIM slots.
@vgamesx1
@vgamesx1 Ай бұрын
​@@alternatereality7713many people already haven't noticed they're being held hostage every time they sign up for a contract, then you have to go through extra effort to unlock it even if you finish the contract.
@expressrobkill
@expressrobkill 20 күн бұрын
Wait you get an iphone without a sim slot.
@89Maj
@89Maj 2 ай бұрын
How to fix Apple? Me: Don't buy form apple
@mr_e_official1
@mr_e_official1 2 ай бұрын
Start innovating again. Sell the iPhone in two boxes, one has the charging brick, charger and some earphones and the other has just a cable. Then again, Apple would probably charge an extra $200 for the first box
@aamyushh
@aamyushh 2 ай бұрын
apple vision pro
@AzumiRM
@AzumiRM 2 ай бұрын
Apple has never innovated. They copy other existing technologies and CLAIM that they innovated. Innovation involves coming up with original ideas that have never been thought of before.
@AzumiRM
@AzumiRM 2 ай бұрын
​@@aamyushhSword of Damocles - first ever VR/AR headset. 1968. Apple was just a touch too late to the game on that tech too, just like everything they make.
@retrocomputing
@retrocomputing 2 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@AzumiRMdo you use that headset from 1968? Is it better?
@AzumiRM
@AzumiRM 2 ай бұрын
@@retrocomputing if I had one I'm sure it would be. There are still a few around though but the collectors will never sell them.
@ProductBasement
@ProductBasement 2 ай бұрын
Change their philosophy: Functionality > appearance Letting users make choices > letting UX "experts" enforce choices Serviceability > appearance Cross-compatibility > isolation Low prices > high prices
@retrocomputing
@retrocomputing 2 ай бұрын
The irony is that many Linux projects just copy MacOS ui 1:1 (and the users don't even know about it). As if letting users choice doesn't always work and people mostly stick to thought out solutions
@yaygya
@yaygya 2 ай бұрын
@@retrocomputing I'm a regular huge Linux and Mac user, and I can tell you for certain that they don't copy macOS 1:1. Each open source DE (and distro like in Ubuntu's case) has its own design goals for what it wishes to achieve. Saying that they're trying to copy the Mac is an insult to their efforts. GNOME takes more inspiration from webOS than anything else. Windows copies Plasma these days. elementary has a modern UI, but it's just trying to be its own thing. That isn't to say there aren't open source projects that do try to replicate parts of macOS though. There's CutefishOS, whose user interface looks a lot like macOS Big Sur. There's GNUstep, which isn't an OS, but an application framework that's a reimplementation of AppKit. Then there's two projects that try to actually recreate the Mac experience: helloSystem, which mainly replicates the Mac design principles, and ravynOS (formerly airyxOS), which aims to recreate everything about macOS. Both are BSDs, and as a fan of macOS, I'd love to see them mature (or even contribute to them).
@yaygya
@yaygya 2 ай бұрын
@ProductBasement I would partially disagree on some of these software-wise, but otherwise I do agree. The Mac used to be about a combination of functionality and good design, and compatibility with Unix tools, but these days it's just scaled-up iOS with even more proprietary things, and as we know from GNOME, scaled-up mobile UIs on desktop leave much to be desired
@LawlessNate
@LawlessNate 2 ай бұрын
​@@retrocomputingYou say that clearly as someone who doesn't use Linux. MacOS is like most Linux desktop environments from 10-15 years ago. The bleeding edge of GUI is in Linux. Windows is far behind that. MacOS is essentially a time capsule from the dinosaur days.
@retrocomputing
@retrocomputing 2 ай бұрын
@@LawlessNate can you compare gnome from 10-15 years ago and now versus MacOS?
@commieSlayer69
@commieSlayer69 2 ай бұрын
Apple should also stop disabling comments section on their KZbin channel
@doctorcookie5362
@doctorcookie5362 2 ай бұрын
Nah, that’d require them to use “courage.”
@VoidPaul97
@VoidPaul97 2 ай бұрын
​@@doctorcookie5362 Also, think of all the PC and Android fanboys that would spam the comments with pointless arguments for fight that started because some random people on the US couldn't accept that the answer to "Windows vs Mac", "Android vs iPhone" was "The one you like the most and suits you better"
@Epicgamer_Mac
@Epicgamer_Mac 2 ай бұрын
@@VoidPaul97 amen.
@thelonewolf70x7
@thelonewolf70x7 2 ай бұрын
​​​@@VoidPaul97The iSheep are the ones who comes into android companies official channels and videos, and in reviewers' channels and vídeos to whine all the time because the iSheep can't help themselves to stop defending their pet mega corporation. WorSHEEPers (or even better: WH0RESHEEPers)...
@JohnWick-fs8bc
@JohnWick-fs8bc Ай бұрын
I thought I was the only person who thought that
@monkeybarmonkeyman
@monkeybarmonkeyman 2 ай бұрын
Big kudo for including JRE 🙂 And... last I heard, Apple was just rebranding Google's storage as iCloud. 😛
@De4dSp0t
@De4dSp0t 2 ай бұрын
How I would fix Apple: Stop buying their products.
@Gavinconaghty
@Gavinconaghty 2 ай бұрын
This is the best answer! the open market, you would think would not put up with their shenanigans!
@Emoralis
@Emoralis 2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately the last time I bought an android. The experience was so rotten that almost 10 years later I’m skeptical to leave iPhone again. Edit: the iPhone 4s served me so well that my Samsung galaxy s6 seemed like manufactured e-waste.
@alinaqirizvi1441
@alinaqirizvi1441 2 ай бұрын
​@@Emoralisseriously Android has come a long way since then. And probably you mistake was buying a Samsung, you should get a Chinese one from Xiaomi, Huawei, or Oppo/OnePlus/Realme, as they're the best
@lelouchabrilvelda1794
@lelouchabrilvelda1794 2 ай бұрын
​@@alinaqirizvi1441 Samsung or Sony phone are better than CCP COVID-19 Phone.
@hyattonwyattboys
@hyattonwyattboys 2 ай бұрын
"your mistake was buying a Samsung" lil bro tell me you don't know what the ever loving hell you're talking about without telling me you don't know what the ever loving hell you're talking about. Samsung blows every single one of those phones out of the water, they don't even come within a millimeter of the Samsung flagships@@alinaqirizvi1441
@AnnoyedSonic
@AnnoyedSonic 2 ай бұрын
0:47 I agree with this SO MUCH I can count the number of times I've used the ultra wide on my iPhone 13 on my hands, but I couldn't possibly count the times I've zoomed into something (only to get a horrible quality picture because it doesn't have a zoom lens)
@XENO567
@XENO567 2 ай бұрын
Great, as an Apple user, I agree
@alinaqirizvi1441
@alinaqirizvi1441 2 ай бұрын
Stop buying Apple because Apple will not change anything until it feels the pinch
@ramymaher9
@ramymaher9 Ай бұрын
I thought you were also going for the under-display camera, remove the notch. That would be a correction for a 7-year-old design problem.
@stephenuchenna8229
@stephenuchenna8229 2 ай бұрын
Let’s make Sam the new apple CEO 😂
@Vedant9710
@Vedant9710 2 ай бұрын
"You're doing metal wrong" was hilarious lmao
@rudrasomani1
@rudrasomani1 2 ай бұрын
Namaste from India🙏 Please fix Microsoft And here's a heart ❤️ for you because you are literally in my heart.
@redmist4963
@redmist4963 2 ай бұрын
Amazing as always. Spot on
@bvd_vlvd
@bvd_vlvd 2 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you fix Linux, um, I mean sudo fix Linux!
@phoenix-tt
@phoenix-tt 2 ай бұрын
What do you mean sam is not in sudoers list? *2 eternities later* Where was I?
@djross95
@djross95 2 ай бұрын
Sam, you are a treasure!! This list is a great start, to which I'd add a system-wide back gesture in iOS and and more flexible keyboard options (also in iOS). Keep the pressure on!
@Robospidera1
@Robospidera1 2 ай бұрын
I agree I miss the way events use to be live and everything was a live demo
@reiteration6273
@reiteration6273 5 күн бұрын
"If your plastic can dent metal, you're doing metal wrong!" 😂😂😂
@stevewelsh__
@stevewelsh__ 2 ай бұрын
Apple advertising Apple Music to me when ever I just want to hear something in my music library drives me insane. There’s many issues with Apple, but not charging $400 for 16gb of extra ram would be a nice start.
@PineappleDealer37
@PineappleDealer37 2 ай бұрын
​@@Visual_CirKus Which rounds up to 400
@PineappleDealer37
@PineappleDealer37 2 ай бұрын
@@Visual_CirKus but rounding to the nearest 10 or 100 is common. Rounding to the nearest 401 (I don't think it's divisible by anything) is not. My gender? I'm a mechanic.
@vhira
@vhira Ай бұрын
My fixes to apple or iPhones are 1) Get rid of Dynamic Island 2) Bring back Touch ID 3) Do faster charging (preferably 80% in half an hour) 4) updating their software so that it can block withheld numbers
@noanyobiseniss7462
@noanyobiseniss7462 2 ай бұрын
I don't always thumbsup before watching a video but I do when its SamTime!
@s.tunafish
@s.tunafish 2 ай бұрын
This is such a great video, thanks Sam!
@evilAshTheDog
@evilAshTheDog 2 ай бұрын
This should be required watching at Apple! And there I was thinking I was the only person that remembers the split keyboard!
@evilAshTheDog
@evilAshTheDog 2 ай бұрын
It wouldn't surprise me if they had to remove it for patent reasons.
@kindofanmol
@kindofanmol 2 ай бұрын
Their CEO and their ego will never lead to any change
@Aman-xo4yx
@Aman-xo4yx 2 ай бұрын
I agree with every point sam
@TechnicallyTom
@TechnicallyTom 2 ай бұрын
Oh Sam, Sam, Sam. Have you seen the $300 accessory needed to develop software on the Vision Pro? They aren’t going to use your list to wipe their asses. They are using their developers to do that. Brings new meaning to the phrase “strapped for cash.”
@downtownraw2676
@downtownraw2676 Ай бұрын
You forgot to add an SD card slot on their phones and tablet. Bring back modulable ram on Macs and MagSafe.
@DavidRamirez-vc8dr
@DavidRamirez-vc8dr Ай бұрын
No one uses that anymore
@downtownraw2676
@downtownraw2676 Ай бұрын
@@DavidRamirez-vc8dr use what ?
@DavidRamirez-vc8dr
@DavidRamirez-vc8dr Ай бұрын
@@downtownraw2676 SD cards. Unless you’re an octogenarian. It’s such a rare use case, most people would rather not have another useless point of entry
@downtownraw2676
@downtownraw2676 4 күн бұрын
Ah so you enjoy paying a phone or tablet model 200+ dollars for storage space when you could buy a 5TB SD card for 50 bucks ?
@downtownraw2676
@downtownraw2676 4 күн бұрын
Also some people use them to transfer heavy files. Not everyone uses a computer a tablet or a phone just to play Candy Crush
@rev7515
@rev7515 2 ай бұрын
Ya I also need zoom camera over wide angle
@FrotLopOfficial
@FrotLopOfficial 2 ай бұрын
This was a hardcore hit piece lmao well done
@Coolcat775
@Coolcat775 2 ай бұрын
By not buying there products 😊
@pyrokamileon
@pyrokamileon 2 ай бұрын
great list! 👍🏽
@tylerfrydenlund
@tylerfrydenlund 2 ай бұрын
Okay, in Apple’s defense, the base model iPhone 15 is using an A16 chip (last years pro model chip) which was built around lightning and its 2.0 speeds and this years pro model is using the A17 which was designed for 3.0 speeds that USBC supports. You’ll have at least 3.0 speeds on every iPhone later in September. It’ll just take a year because of how they are doing chip upgrades now. Who knows, maybe someday it’ll be thunderbolt 4 capable this year too. It would be a cool pro feature
@veloxsterinkognito7512
@veloxsterinkognito7512 4 күн бұрын
1:18 So this is what scratched my iPad! 🤯 I always wondered how I did it, because I don't remember anything!
@julianbransky7168
@julianbransky7168 2 ай бұрын
Please, please fix them ALL. Great video, as always, Sam.
@stevebrown2538
@stevebrown2538 2 ай бұрын
Classic and well observed.
@Dave-zc6mx
@Dave-zc6mx 2 ай бұрын
you are so AWESOME keep up the honest work "Sam Tucker"
@BeardedTinker
@BeardedTinker 2 ай бұрын
Do same like AT&T/Bell - split it up in 101 company ;)
@cyclerdev
@cyclerdev 2 ай бұрын
Agree to all of that. I'd love to hear more of the long list.
@raduRNB
@raduRNB 14 күн бұрын
please continue the list, i am sure its enough for a whole book.
@PizzaDudeThe1st
@PizzaDudeThe1st 2 ай бұрын
The split keyboard never left, hold down the hide keyboard button
@istrasci
@istrasci 2 ай бұрын
How to fix Apple: Only allow Tim Cook to say "That's just incredible!" over and over until we all just *get* it.
@gabqt.mp3
@gabqt.mp3 Ай бұрын
Sam for Apple CEO!
@-Trin-Cacau
@-Trin-Cacau 2 ай бұрын
This man is speak up straight up facts
@Sh_Pe
@Sh_Pe 2 ай бұрын
Nice video length for the pi day!
@nath1606
@nath1606 2 ай бұрын
Some other things I would change about or do at Apple: - Let me disable Siri. Holy crap, if I don't want to set-up Siri on my iPhone, I do not want to see a random pop up on my iPhone saying "Finish off setting up your iPhone" and then that notification taking me to "Set up Siri". Stop forcing Siri on me. - Open source every OS (however, the stock apps don't neccisarily need to be open source) & make the bootloader/bios on the non-Mac Apple devices unlockable. This would give me the option, should someone make a custom version of iOS, for me to install that instead. Or I could even install Android if I wanted to. This also applies to MacOS on the iPad or hell, even the iPhone if I was mad enough. - Bring back the mini sized iPhones. One of my biggest gripes with Android is that Android phones are too big for me & the smaller sizes were the one big thing (funny wording) that attracted me to the iPhones. - Make an SE model of the MacBook, where it'd have the chasis of the 2009-2012 13" MacBook Pros (even with the same battery, 2.5" SATA HDD bay & it retains the upgradable RAM), but it would have the modern Apple silicon chips. - Make the iPad versions of Final Cut & Logic a one-time payment, just like their desktop equivalents. And also allow them to run on any of the iPad models, with the only requirement being a sufficient version of iPadOS. - iPhones & iPads must have MicroSD expansion, maybe with the exception of the hypothetical mini iPhones where the more compact size may be a concern. - Let me install IPA files that I downloaded off of the web browser. Stop pussy footing around the EU laws, let me install dodgy apps off of a dodgy MEGA link. It's my device, I bought it with my money, I should be able to do whatever I want with it since I should own it. - I have a new product idea, actually. A mobile device that acts as some sort of personal iCloud that you own, instead of it being on a server somewhere in the middle of nowhere. It has an older A series processor, a replacable battery & an SD/MicroSD port. Sort of like a mobile Nextcloud kind of thing, and it also supports AirDrop. I see way too much of "start innovating again" or "bring back Steve Jobs" or "just lower the price", things that are too vauge, unfeasable &/or don't actually adress any specific issues.
@AM562
@AM562 2 ай бұрын
This is your best video by a huge Gigantic margin
@Spoonfed78
@Spoonfed78 2 ай бұрын
Quickest way is consumer choice. So many of the mentions simply involve not choosing to give Apple money. If people stop buying then they'll have to start actually competing on feature, options, abilities, interoperability and so forth. Currently their users continue to incentivise Apples behaviour, it's taking the EU to force them to offer a few basics
@yt_Ajay_
@yt_Ajay_ 2 ай бұрын
Genuinely big agree to all these.
@eightchickens
@eightchickens 2 ай бұрын
How to fix (big evil company name): Remove greed Conclusion: Impossible
@eng-alialghabban5985
@eng-alialghabban5985 2 ай бұрын
One of my favorite channels on KZbin 😂😂😂
@SwirlingDragonMist
@SwirlingDragonMist 2 ай бұрын
Have Both Lightning and USB-C at the same time. I still have lightning accessories, I think it would be great to have both USB-C and Lightning, and a headphone jack. Instead of having an edge to edge screen, a small bezel area on the top and bottom could both hold upgraded speakers for stereo in landscape, host the front facing cameras and sensors, and accommodate those 3 ports. Most of my lightning accessories are attachments like microphones and specialized cameras, so they could be mounted on the top. People have long complained about not being able to charge an iphone while using wired headphones, having lightning and USB-C allows for this functionality, especially if a headphone jack is also included.
@cometcraft4950
@cometcraft4950 Ай бұрын
1:30. There is split typing for iPad, I’m using it right now!
@leenoctis
@leenoctis 2 ай бұрын
You're doing metal wrong😭😂
@cassiuscartland
@cassiuscartland 2 ай бұрын
correction: split keynoard still exsists, you just have to access it slightly differntly
@panekmemes
@panekmemes 2 ай бұрын
Got a macbook ad below this 😂
@Gavinconaghty
@Gavinconaghty 2 ай бұрын
LOL. but as digital trends put it "MacBooks are superior in terms of consistent build quality and the UNIX-based macOS operating system. They also offer the highest performance mated with the best battery life."
@nightmare_recaps5834
@nightmare_recaps5834 Ай бұрын
most importantly remove the dynamic island, it should be a clean display, no notch, hole punch or anything.
@stormcrusher1165
@stormcrusher1165 2 ай бұрын
Also allow calling from cellular ipads . This video deserves million likes 🎉
@DJBendytheFox
@DJBendytheFox 2 ай бұрын
Stay funky indeed Sam!
@raycon921
@raycon921 2 ай бұрын
Apple can't be fixed, they glue everything 🤣
@_underscore_9271
@_underscore_9271 2 ай бұрын
This was great, would love to see how you'd fix linux
@einstankan
@einstankan Ай бұрын
USER REPLACEABLE BATTERIES, YOU FORGOT THAT SAM!😅
@RaneKunLovesNightcore
@RaneKunLovesNightcore 2 ай бұрын
Pls fix Microsoft next
@Dann.y
@Dann.y 2 ай бұрын
It's always a good day when sam uploads
@user-xt6ik5js2o
@user-xt6ik5js2o 2 ай бұрын
Please make a list on fixing GNU /Linux! 😁😁😁 Another great video, Sir Sam! 🎉🎉🎉
@SudoYETI
@SudoYETI 2 ай бұрын
Issues I have with iOS having bought an iPhone 15 Plus coming from Android: - There is no "close all" button when swiping up on the phone to close ALL open apps - In the App library you cannot create your own folder nor can you move apps around - I cannot turn off the widget page (swipe left from home) even if you remove all the widgets - The keyboard needs an extra row at top that includes numbers - You cannot adjust the volume separately for Media, Call, Ring, Notification, Alarm, and System - You cannot toggle between Silent, Vibrate, and On for ring volume - There is a maximum of 4 columns on the home screen - You have to slide down from settings to show search - Search isn't accessible from the quick menu, you need to go find the settings "app" - Notifications are not robust enough. On Android I can change the notification for each app on what I want to come through and how much information. For instance on Android I can set it to notify me I have a discord notification without showing any information. Doesn't seem to be an option on iOS.
@asnasc
@asnasc 16 күн бұрын
Here are my 2 cents, me being an "Androider" since forever and now using a second hand iPhone 11 as second phone: - Did u know that you´re NOT supposed to "close all" on iOS? Meaning it´s designed so you don´t need (nor want) to do that! There´s a good short video on Apple Explained channel explaining why! - FULLY agree with you on the numbers row on iOS default keyboard, but there´s a solution: use Microsoft Swiftkey keyboard, AFAIK it´s the only one that allows you to add a dedicated numbers row at the top (oddly enough, not even Google´s GBoard allows it on iOS, in stark contrast to Android´s version) - I won´t disagree with most of your other complaints (specially about the notification system limitations), but then I´m pretty much getting accostumed to it and trying to enjoy the differences! As a last question: why did you moved from Android? Your list makes it appear you didn´t like what you´ve got....
@martindirkzimmer
@martindirkzimmer 2 ай бұрын
Agree 100%, because, y'know, common sense!
@mallenge
@mallenge 2 ай бұрын
100% agreed!
@f1reguy587
@f1reguy587 2 ай бұрын
Yes i need zoom lens, sick of trying to capture part number inside machines and cant focus on them if i cant put my head in there and phone wont focus, i have to use a mirror and decipher what im looking at.
@DruHarden
@DruHarden Ай бұрын
Live events take COURAGE!
@DragoMeowforever
@DragoMeowforever Ай бұрын
yep
@philips9179
@philips9179 2 ай бұрын
Make the bezels thick enough to house the bloody Face ID sensor, and be done with it! And whilst your about it, do the same with the MacBooks too!
@victorchong1557
@victorchong1557 2 ай бұрын
love your videos, Sam. You put all our gripes in 1 short video, bravo. I doubt it is an Apple wide problem, more a cook tim, about time too. Its 2024, Apple is still shortchanging customers with ridiculous underhanded tactics.
@davidsucesso2419
@davidsucesso2419 2 ай бұрын
i lost my mind " You re doing metal wrong 😂😂😂😂😂
@gameappreciation
@gameappreciation 2 ай бұрын
One small change. Focus on more affordable pricing as there making it unviable for many consumers to use their products.
@rautpranav
@rautpranav 2 ай бұрын
This needs to get viral
@SubTroppo
@SubTroppo 2 ай бұрын
Wot We Want is Watney's! Only a very small part of Sam's audience could possibly understand the full implications of the preceding statement, but if one's mobile device could produce beer...
@rocketmunkey1
@rocketmunkey1 2 ай бұрын
Here are the two things Apple must do before I buy any other products from them. 1) stop ripping people off with RAM and SSD pricing £200 for a meagre 8GB and £200 for a meagre 512gb SSD is an insult ! It should be half that ! 2) RIGHT TO REPAIR No more soldering on RAM and SSD's and No more locking down components, so only Apple can repair said device at extortionate prices !
@BearTechNation
@BearTechNation 2 ай бұрын
I would love to see you fix Google, then Samsung, Nothing, and Linux. My ideas for Google are: - 01. Stop hassling Gmail users to keep updating their information that they gave when they originally signed up! Talk about bugware! 02. Stop trying to do everything in the cloud! Why on Earth would I want to send a video into the cloud to get optimised a few days later? Haven't they heard of a processor, CPU?? 03. Stop cancelling products... At least think them through before putting these things out... How many projects and products have Google cancelled??? 04. Stop treating Content Creators like dirt. It's unfair to make new KZbin Content Creators to gain over 500 subscribers before they can monetize their content. 05. Make Pixel phones and tablets that people want. The big problem with the Pixel Pro is that the processor isn't of a flagship standard; as stated in point 2, the camera system on a Pixel phone shouldn't be reliant on processing in the clouds alone. The Pixel tablet could be better... It appears to be aimed at people who don't do much with a tablet other than to consume media on it. Why not add a better CPU, make it compatible with a stylus, and make it into a productivity tool? It seems a waste to have it docked to make video calls. 06. Why not allow consumers to use a microSD card??? Why force consumers to use a cloud service or stick with ex-amount of storage??? As far as I am concerned, I want to keep my photos and videos on a microSD card so that I can archive and edit original uncompressed media (photo and video). Well, that's all I can think of.
@71za77
@71za77 Ай бұрын
How would I fix apple: shut it down
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 18 күн бұрын
1:25 This also counts for the titanium iPhone because it breaks easier than the normal one.
@kuen-wahcheung1863
@kuen-wahcheung1863 Ай бұрын
Can’t they just do a pop out front facing camera rather than force us to have a notch or ‘Dynamic Island’?
@paper2222
@paper2222 2 ай бұрын
1:30 that still exists...
@JPS13Laptop
@JPS13Laptop 2 ай бұрын
Can confirm :)
@albfalko
@albfalko 2 ай бұрын
slow down the release cycle and give actual upgrades to products
@dindu42
@dindu42 2 ай бұрын
Definitely like to see you make some suggestions about Linux 😅
@SpaceFairyness
@SpaceFairyness 2 ай бұрын
NAILED IT🤣
@c01by-jack
@c01by-jack 2 ай бұрын
I went to like this video after finishing it and then realized that I had already liked it subconsciously about 5 seconds in
@user-pl9ek9du8p
@user-pl9ek9du8p 2 ай бұрын
Fix Everything! Cool video template
@ChrisDaGamer
@ChrisDaGamer 2 ай бұрын
i guarantee that if he was actually being honest this video would be more than a week long and not 3 minutes
@kishirisu1268
@kishirisu1268 Ай бұрын
So scanning your private photos iCloud is ok? Blocking third party chargers and cables is ok? Forcing users to update and prohibiting rollback, while each update makes device slower, is it also ok?
@lazy5oul
@lazy5oul 2 ай бұрын
Bro spitting the truth bars 🔥🔥🔥
@lancelotdulac6076
@lancelotdulac6076 6 күн бұрын
introduce a single return/previous page swipe to iOS (just like the one all Androids have had for years), have optional in-built battery charge level limit in all devices - and finally, sort notifications menu as it's a mess that's easy to miss (no pun intended)
I Switched to Android for 30 Days
9:51
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 228 М.
What ACTUALLY Makes Apple Events Special.
15:09
Mrwhosetheboss
Рет қаралды 2,8 МЛН
Мы играли всей семьей
00:27
Даша Боровик
Рет қаралды 4,6 МЛН
Кәріс тіріма өзі ?  | Synyptas 3 | 8 серия
24:47
kak budto
Рет қаралды 1,6 МЛН
Apple M4 iPad Pro Unboxing with Magic Keyboard
1:28
CREATOR STUDIO
Рет қаралды 4
Google Introduces Gemini 1.5 Pro
6:58
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 45 М.
iPhone 15 Pro PARODY
6:03
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 647 М.
Apple Changed
4:29
Calvin Draht
Рет қаралды 13 М.
Apple Explains How They Calculate Prices
3:07
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 360 М.
“Thinnest iPad Ever” - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
11:02
JerryRigEverything
Рет қаралды 1,3 МЛН
Sorry Apple But My 8GB RAM Was NOT Enough
7:03
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 71 М.
Apple, the World’s Best Unnovator
3:25
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 513 М.
iPad Pro PARODY - “Slim Chance”
5:17
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 83 М.
Google Reacts to the Apple Vision Pro
3:35
SAMTIME
Рет қаралды 97 М.
Uma Ki Super Power To Dekho 😂
0:15
Uma Bai
Рет қаралды 46 МЛН
Оплатил в кофейне сыном @super.brodyagi
0:25
Супер Бродяги - Семейство бродяг
Рет қаралды 1,4 МЛН
ПОСЛЕДНЕЕ ЖЕЛАНИЕ
0:18
МАКАРОН
Рет қаралды 2,2 МЛН
Be careful  😂 #shorts #tiktokvideo #comedy #funnyshorts
0:26
Sukhasan Ka Star
Рет қаралды 23 МЛН