iPad Pro PARODY - “Slim Chance”

Introducing the all new iPad Pro. Apple’s thinnest product offers you less than ever!
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[@HumbertoOriginal]

I don't even watch apple presentations anymore, it's way better and faster to just watch your parody

[@josejuanandrade4439]

This ain't even a parody anymore!

[@cosmicsimonmusic]

I love the meme of Jobs's "You are doing it wrong!", I still remember that Apple moment in history

[@PepeGod1st]

I was there 1000 years ago 😂

[@cosmicsimonmusic]

@@PepeGod1st that's awesome, that iPhone 4 with AT&T I didn't want to change carriers for

[@jinkenz6459]

You can't HOLD them to it. LOLOL.

[@VinayThakurCool]

Apple meth is awesome, everyone should be using it

[@sohamchowdhury7419]

yeah their meth is awesome indeed

[@atsizbalik]

Tim we need to Cook

[@N1GTHMAREN3M3S1S]

this comment is golden

[@davidletarte214]

i think before tim started cooking apple meth he looked like gigachad

[@willdavis2005]

i think you meant math

[@slizgi86]

Sam, you are killing it. The segment with switching to Trevor Phillips from GTAV was hilarious!

[@zt9233]

I was rolling. That was amazing

[@Prometeu-]

I cant believe you did not put steve jobs saying "who wants a stylus?"

[@BrawndoQC]

Probably because the apple pen is not a stylus. It's not to navigate the device.

[@Prometeu-]

@@BrawndoQC IOS user detected.

[@MusuemBucket]

@@Prometeu-if that’s your response to a valid argument, it defines your intelligence

[@franciscodetonne4797]

​@@BrawndoQC if it's pen-shaped and it's used on an electronic device, it's a stylus. It's in the definition.

[@BrawndoQC]

@@franciscodetonne4797 Ok, but it still not in the context of why Jobs said that. He didn't want a stylus to navigate a keyless iphone 1. That's why it would not be funny if you know your tech history.

[@carnivoremorsinteractive4401]

Love the 'We are dedicated to offering as little as possible to the customer'. I can literally imagine Apple accidentally making this pun. 😂

[@RaulNigli]

Even the pen has its own PRO NOUN lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@deathsyth8888]

He works fast. He goes on SAMTIME!

[@apolosc8633]

😂Hqhqhq 😂

[@nebulous962]

3:24 it's called that so you can call it PP 😀

[@katephillips962]

LOL

[@zoro.73]

Oh no my pp

[@mryrius]

1:49 “At Apple we’re offering as little as possible to the customer, for the most possible money in return from the customer”.

[@suyashweeb]

That thin ass *air* has a 60hz display in 2024 🤣

[@thehahahaha88]

Because nobody will buy m2 pro ipad anymore

[@ahsoka6807]

and an lcd screen lol

[@michaeldendulk9225]

@@ahsoka6807 there are some very good LCD screens out there now, but yeah, 60hz in 2024 and then at that price point, absolute joke.

[@TamasKiss-yk4st]

And you are only watching 60fps contents in 2024.. 😂 so enough to refresh the screen 60 times per sec.. and that is the 60Hz.. without 120fps content the 120Hz basically just a scam.. (also the scrolling is just a scam, you only miss it after they made addicted you to it, so just after you tried it, like drogs, until you touch it, you are totally fine without it.. did you ever missed the more frames before 120Hz..?)

[@skmgeek]

​@@TamasKiss-yk4sti love drogs

[@Blasphemy4kidz]

They truly believe they had a slam dunk of an event. It's too bad they'll never ever allow MacOS on the iPad despite it being more powerful than many of their MacBooks. Right now they're basically just a glorified KZbin machine that your nephew will steal to install games.

[@theronwolf3296]

The plebes might buy an iPad instead of a Mac. That CANNOT be allowed. The story goes that one of the factors that led Wozniak to leave Apple was his firm belief in open systems which the user could control (which he did get into the Apple II). Jobs was adamantly against that.

[@Skimpily4426]

@@theronwolf3296Woz was engineer and a dreamer in a first place, while Cook is a capitalist enriching other capitalists. Jobes had a great ideas how to make plebsappealing devices and cash out premium, branding guru. Apple devices are here to lock you in and not allowing you to use anything else but Apple - software or hardware. Pity, that we see this trend everywhere across the hi-tech

[@Bethos1247-Arne]

when Samtime becomes a legit review channel.

[@nexpro6985]

Furniture everywhere is trembling with the thought of the stupid camera lump that sticks out the back of these things.

[@BozesanVlad]

A nice point of failure of customers fault that will void the Apple care.

[@koalaunknown]

@@BozesanVladApple Care is accidental damage protection. It’s pretty much impossible to break your device to the point where it voids the Apple Care. - someone who used to work for an Authorized Apple Service Provider

[@JohnSmith-op7ls]

Don’t worry, they downgraded the cameras so they don’t stick out as much. You still have to pay more though

[@kaitek666]

that gta joke was on point. like all your jokes, delivered with perfect timing and genius. I've been in love with your content for a longer while now, and it's just getting better and better! loveyou

[@deathsyth8888]

If you fully upgrade every spec of an iPad Pro (ram, SSD, screen coating, keyboard, etc...) it comes out to almost +$3,000. You might as well get a MacBook and a standard iPad for that price.

[@Zieldak]

Or you could get literally anything other than Apple and get even more for your buck.

[@ahsoka6807]

2024 g14 oled is way better buy and 1500 dollars cheaper and just as good of a product

[@MaticTheProto]

You could get a super high end gaming pc for that

[@JohnSmith-op7ls]

@@MaticTheProtoYeah but can a high end gaming PC bend easily because of how thin it didn’t need to be?

[@MaticTheProto]

@@JohnSmith-op7ls no :( It also doesn’t have the funny camera bump. I stand defeated

[@fractastical9040]

Ahhhhh yes, the slim iPad with even slimmer processing.

[@NoName-bg2om]

Yeah, well they more than made up for it in price

[@ahsoka6807]

TRUE LOL

[@JohnSmith-op7ls]

Biggest complaint about the iPads were how thick they were. Not the software being anemic. Not the lack of ports. Not the price for what you get. Everyone thought it was too thick. Can’t even put it in a backpack, it’s like a coffee table! Thank god Apple listened and fixed that. I’m sure the new one won’t be super easy to bend and crack that overpriced OLED screen

[@PabloChicano]

Are you able to control the bending deformation of this iPad Pro? I mean, how does it work when it’s bent out of shape?

[@rabcproj]

00:06 "What do we say for the OTHER 38 minutes?" Lol, my exact reaction to the "major" announcement.

[@De4dSp0t]

"The screens we got from Samsung are even better this year!" Really putting in the work Apple....

[@TamasKiss-yk4st]

Samsung just manufacturing the displays, Apple design it for themself.. so just say thank you again, because this is how the LTPO can born, Apple made the request, and Samsug was an obedient dog and made it.. but because of that even Android niw able to gain 2 hours if battery time instead if loosing it.. because Samsung itself wasn't enough clever to do that for years..

[@JohnSmith-op7ls]

These are LG. They’ll be getting some from Samsung later

[@JohnSmith-op7ls]

@@TamasKiss-yk4stFirst off, these are made by LG. Second, LG showed off their tandem OLED panels over a year ago. Apple just put in orders based on their specs. They didn’t design or develop anything.

[@De4dSp0t]

@@JohnSmith-op7ls You are incorrect. Samsung exclusively makes the 11 inch panels for these iPads. LG makes the 13 inch. They may share responsibility for both in the future but right now, Samsung makes the 11 inch exclusively and LG the 13 inch. I should have included LG in the comment, I did know they both make them, it was more a joke that Apple spends half the show talking about the display that they simply bought and did literally nothing with besides put it into the device and it's their biggest selling point....

[@De4dSp0t]

@@TamasKiss-yk4st Apple didn't design anything as far as the panel is concerned. All Apple does is design the package, most of their products are built by other contractors and Apple slaps them together and then grossly overcharges for them. They bought the panels and stuck them on the iPad. That's all. In case you are unaware, Samsung makes the vast majority of Apple's displays. Some others like LG and Sharp also do but the majority is and has been Samsung for years. Samsung is also the main RAM maker for Apple as well as regular storage here and there. This technology is literally years old at this point and has been out on other displays already. Apple is not the first to buy a Samsung or LG panel to use this. They sure will try and take the credit and push it as their biggest selling point though, which is hilarious since they did not do anything to produce it besides put in an order to LG and Samsung. Also it is losing, not loosing. Loosing is when you are unscrewing a bolt or something like that. Losing is the word you're looking for. Loosing is barely even a word and it's also basically never used. Have you ever heard someone say they are loosing anything? People say loosening or loosen. It is virtually never used except when it is misspelt for "losing". If English is not your first language no worries, it's a common mistake even among native English speakers for some reason when writing, but now you'll know the difference for the future.

[@barelyfamimation]

the "Effing buttons" pun was GENIUS (BAR)

[@boyeatsworld-vr9ci]

Its like a galaxt tab s, but with less capabilities and quadruple the price.

[@averageguy8042]

Right lol the galaxy tab s 9 is so good!

[@killua6281]

Bro literally said tab s is better😮

[@boyeatsworld-vr9ci]

@@killua6281 bro literally said that I said that the tab s is better. Is... is it time for pathetic-pleas-for-affirmation to be over now?

[@sprockkets]

bUt nO tAnDeM sCrEeN

[@averageguy8042]

@@killua6281 you're not that smart huh

[@kevg47]

COME ONN JERRY RIG EERYTHING,, drop the video already already,, im getting popcorn 😂

[@TamasKiss-yk4st]

Before the disappointment, i tell you a big secret, there are already at least 4 tablets with under 6mm thickness from the past TWO years.. did you heard any bending issue in the past two years..? It's just a marketing for the sheeps, because it's even 10% thinner like the also 5,9mm previous iPad Pro, and just some answer for the Galaxy S9 Tab lineup what are also all under the 6mm thickness..

[@FrotLopOfficial]

FYI this new 2024 13" iPad Pro is $100 more than a MacBook Pro that has all sorts of ports, double the storage, double the RAM not to mention a FULL OS.

[@thehahahaha88]

Which MBP?

[@ayu_anime]

Lol no, unless you are comparing it to some 2019 model lol

[@ahsoka6807]

its so insane. Such a beautiful product that is so limited lol

[@matthewrichardson2533]

Macbook pro base model is $1399. Mb air is $999 or $1099 for m3. So yea you could basically just get a macbook.

[@j2simpso]

Congrats Apple on the Steve Jobs Anniversary edition of the iPad, thinning the iPad down to an unrecognizable form. Pity the new Apple Pencil doesn't extend in size to match the Pro moniker!

[@FrotLopOfficial]

1:47 I just love how they deliberately user their hand position to cover the camera bump to make it look even thinner. Such nasty manipulative marketing. I cant stand that garbage.

[@merhaba12he]

The fact that they compared M4 to A9X(the chip in the first ipad pro) made me chuckle. It's so sad to see once beloved company is now making e waste under the name iPad

[@milnez]

$4.5k AUD for an iPad Pro with a keyboard and pencil and 1tb… seems to show courage

[@jayfalzarano8046]

There’s no way I’m upgrading! The new iPad Pro is radically overpriced…

[@hufnaaratnaaf]

I will most likely upgrade... from my 2018 model, it's high time and it would really be an upgrade for me. You don't need to buy a new model each year ;]

[@mightnare3237]

And what if I don't have one at all yet

[@francisverhelst9375]

I will upgrade my ipad 2018 when needed with a good android tablet. They have become as good at a normal price

[@jamesbullo]

​@@francisverhelst9375I still have my 2018 iPad Pro. I'm looking at the Galaxy Tab s9 Ultra personally.

[@spede1]

I'm big in the Apple ecosystem but I will probably to with a Tab S9

[@sonijonson283]

I love the iMath system it makes everything clearer and i totally understand it 🤯

[@DannyMexen9]

“Slim Chance” is genius. Fucking hell, Sam, you’re a genius!

[@howtotruckdriver101]

Vibrating pencil there's going to be some stories about that

[@vasudevmenon2496]

It's time to axe iPad OS and combine iPad with MacBook pros. Let's see if the pencil gets certified by John Wick

[@ahsoka6807]

Dude your videos are not only really funny but also on point lol

[@lawrenceokagbue6768]

Every hyping slim iPad as if that wasn't on Samsung since beginning of time 😂😂😂😂

[@karpabla]

Sam has done Apple presentations obsolete! He is more agile and goes more to the point. And it is lot of fun! 😂

[@ed1659]

Man no way they made "thinnest hunk of junk ever" as the main selling point. Last time it was titanium, now this. Next device will boast being the shiniest apple ever made

[@notme8232]

"When you throw it across the room in rage, it'll be the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!"

[@sahandehteshami7404]

2:20 imagine the screen replacement cost

[@robertkerr4199]

the iPad was supposed to replace news papers, but I still can't wipe with it. 😥

[@eric01406]

Honestly, these iPad announcments could have waited until WWDC.

[@gerardopadilla2666]

The lack of "M4" specific jokes is disappointing tho. You're missing out not advertising "Military-grade M4s"!!!!

[@user-sm4dr4uh7t]

Watching this vid saved me 38 hours and $999 ... cheers mate :)

[@gthin]

For the new ipad , this the only "review" i watched it without skipping. Everyone else was doing serious reviews while even Apple isn't serious about their own products. Good job again, Sam.

[@MerolaC]

I am so happy I've found your channel. You crap on everyone equally and it's awesome.

[@RyuShinkuuHadoken]

I just discovered this channel and I've been binge watching all the videos, you have a new subscriber.

[@danispringer]

1:08 as an Italian... I am offended... and I agree 100%...

[@ramymaher9]

Definitely my favourite tech review so far!

[@happpydeepak5386]

You are awesome man 😃..

[@MARIT-lr1zz]

Just loved it ❤️. But, I have already wasted my 38 mins.

[@pcguidelk]

Fantastic! As always thr best and shortest apple product videos are found here!❤❤❤

[@Ayush993]

Soon after the event was waiting for your video😂

[@zt9233]

The grand theft auto had me laughing out loudb

[@artimus7525]

Would rather just get a foldable phone. Oh wait that will affect iPad sales lol.

[@danielvillanueva3792]

>M4 >Slightly faster Oh lol, nobody mention snap dragon or intel 😂😂😂

[@ChrstphreCampbell]

It may be that The camera on The side may subtly encourage everyone to hold their phone horizontally when making videos ( ? )

[@username7763]

The Apple I was a bare PCB so that was thinner than the iPad as well. But, I guess, marketing logic.

[@mlgical]

Almost fell from my chair laughing. 😂

[@rvndnishad]

Haha as funny and precise as always 😂😂😂

[@kperttul]

2:00 I was laughing SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@Wanted797]

“Still needed a Mac to edit” hahahah I didn’t notice that.

[@Rudolph_775]

1:27 there forgot calculator again....

[@user-qo9jq7ed2l]

My old iPad 2 is 7mm thin. That’s thin enough. No one has ever used an iPad and thought it should be thinner.

[@jarnold420ja]

Love the videos !

[@carlerickson74]

They squeezed my wallet too, making it also much thinner! 😂

[@gamerx5496]

As soon as I saw the new iPad on a video, I had to check your channel

[@sbdemanding]

Lol they forgot bout the useless cloth 1:57

[@user-tk4ld9jq1t]

You should make a video summary about helldivers 2. I'd be happy to see your version of the story.

[@ForeverHobbit]

that editing 4 povs at the same time in real time looks awesome ngl... if it works as advertised and has actual fast shortcuts to make it make sense...the issue is i don't trust apple users for reviews as they just suck up limitations as "it's better for you" so idk how to find out if it's actually good lol

[@rebelcrusader9973]

I love how these type of companies want to make you believe they've come up with something that is a game changer. I'm still waiting for a better alternative to my desktop setup.

[@marcguimaraes]

I am still laughing after all these ..... I loved it ! 👍👍😂

[@AlphaSphere]

My ipad mini 5th gen is still going strong and i see absolutely no need to replace it. All those bigger ipads trying to be pro is really just a big joke as they can't do anything pro except for the handful of apps.

[@seanm4013]

Like the longer video Sam! So much more corny jokes. 😂

[@A79163]

that gta transition was so smooth XD

[@miguelespiritosanto3664]

Hahaha, these are very cleverly made!

[@sangatsedihmendengarnya5129]

Finally….. Single front camera on all new iPad Pro M4, oh yeah!!! 🙃🙃

[@Heartthrobaryan]

Title must be " Slim Change " & " Fat Dollars " 😂

[@NitikSharma]

im loving your videos

[@ghotyolocanisyn2880]

I didnt use to hate on apple’s price tags. But as someone who has the 3rd gen ipad pro 11 inch and was contemplating upgrading. The new ipad pro prices are bullshit. Then again, it has been 3 years, so inflation and shit.

[@kassiep]

Ahhh another awesome video!!!

[@eng-alialghabban5985]

To a diffrent GTA Character 😂😂😂 , That was good ..

[@tommorrow1931]

One of your best videos ever.

[@TomGreen99]

_Still_ waiting for the iPad Water & Fire.

[@purplehaze667]

&Earth … while Metal & Air are already done

[@GotToHaveItTech]

That’s some pretty heavy air 🤣

[@bozhidarmihaylov]

Da Money Squeeza! 😂

[@xoMissTaylorDivine]

There was a report that Apple wanted to close their iPad line & the eBay they’ve designed the pro specifically is a good way to kill off their demand for it. We don’t want thin breakable/bendable tablets, we want long battery life without insane overheating & thickness is perfectly fine. The last best iPad in my opinion was the 2017 pro.

[@AzeUnkn0wn]

does the apple pen pro still self destructs when dropped?

[@kirocky9784]

I couldn't stop laughing 🤣 😆 😂

[@cjeelde]

We need a chit chat between Tim Cook and DJ Kohk, I mean Koh!

[@boedilllard5952]

They already had a 12.9" model - that doesn't seem much bigger to me? I was hoping for a 15" or even an 17" model.

[@toshimon6276]

I thought Apple was done with trying to make devices as thin as possible but I guess not, I would rather they kept it the same and added more battery and made it more durable, then again in Apple thinking a folded device isn't covered under any warranty which would mean another sale.

[@robertbecaria7626]

You are the best 😂❤🎉

[@lad4694]

INTRODUCING THE ALLLL NEWWWW SAM TUCKER FROM APPLE VIDEO!!!

[@theredbaron28]

I just can't wait for iFools to display their new iPads

[@alexis0a]

I came here to see a joke about iPad Pro being thinner and lighter than iPad Air, no disappointed hahahahaha

[@saravanan549]

Mention that slient camera removal from pro models

[@Gurenn83]

Polishing Cloth for $19.99. What the hell?

[@JPkilla8116]

I always love how apple uses 2X as a performance measure instead of any and I mean ANY performance metrics that show data. Never an amount of RAM MAH GHz teraflops even would be better lol

[@samsonyahaya]

I just finished watching a video that talks about Italians and Spanish speakers gesticulating 😂😂

[@jayeshshertate8543]

This is next channel for me after evertime apple launch new product..😂😂😂

[@ihavenofriends181]

Why doesn't the iPad Air have the M4 chip? Or at least the M3?

[@RickOchet12345]

Well done, Love the p!$$ takes! Great work hahahah