How Insects Got Their Names

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1]

Ryn We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

[@king_archfiend5311]

He is first

[@surrex2727]

Yes sir I decided

[@zeroyt6201]

Cool skit

[@SALskem]

Ok

[@galvanprime]

"I don't like the vibe this guy brings to these meetings." He's the same guy who suggested that public bathroom doors should have giant gaps.

[@grimlord3181]

You're right! Same clothes and vibe!

[@Sahaib3005]

You're right! Same clothes and vibe!

[@achannelwithnoname.64]

You're right! Same clothes and vibe!

[@henryjones411]

You're right! Same clothes and vibe!

[@AnjuChenthitta]

You're right! Same clothes and vibe!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"This guy seems to think that bugs just constantly crawl into people's orifices at night" That's a genuine, justifiable fear

[@SidPil]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 k

[@macariodaal]

That would be scary as hell, if any bug enters my mouth, I would stay perfectly still out of fear. Whiles praying for it to leave

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 I just screenshoted your nft

[@trla6505]

Not really, we are scary to bugs

[@zyrusvito]

I wonder what it would be like to be a bug in Ryanverse

[@shinobix4925]

Nobody's pointing out that the first guy to suggest "Bee" here is the same guy who joined the sports naming team because the insect department bugged him NO PUN INTENDED. He was also the one to point out that it was a Bee that flew into the room in the video, not a wasp, which actually makes a lot sense since he's the one who *named the thing.* It's all connected, Ryan George is a genius

[@theoldbird_real]

m i n d o p e n e d

[@chaseywoot]

@@theoldbird_real thats not good i think!

[@alexanderm.635]

Ryan George is the new Vince Gilligan. Bravo Ryan.

[@syedtalibhussainn]

Now I think Ryan George should be on the top with other directors like Christopher Nolan and David fincher

[@vaibhovshinde]

Holy shiiit

[@hunterkiller1440]

These sketches' polite yet passive aggressive energy is tight.

[@thedick009]

This is what every normal conversation in Canada is like

[@Akilla02]

i see what you did there "tight"

[@DimensionDevices]

It's easy for Ryan... Barely an inconvenience

[@kingsford3657]

Wow wow wow wow wow!

[@stevebanks9395]

Oww, these comments are TIGHT

[@Roof5tone]

These are the sketches that most consistently get me to giggle.

[@pgjosiah]

Bro said giggle

[@Nappy_07]

A real knee slapper

[@alex.g7317]

@@Nappy_07 daddy long knees

[@eine4768]

@@alex.g7317 good one😂😂

[@ivi122]

I love the time traveler from the 90s

[@DKDynamic]

Pitch: "First Guy who went to space" then him talking with the Adstronaut 🤔😃

[@theonebman7581]

Oh, you have a movie for me?

[@AbhishekDe13]

@@theonebman7581 yes sir, he does.

[@princeedwardn319]

Having a movie is tight

[@zeigald]

The adstronaut is Major Tom.

[@tomreus3874]

Then he would not be the first guy that went to space.. right?

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

The “How Things Got Their Names” videos are your finest work.

[@y2kblackout]

Good for sure but clearly, his Crown Jewel is the Pitch Meeting.

[@davidchalmers2504]

Absolutely.

[@sillygoosetaur]

@@y2kblackout eh i feel like i can binge more how things got names then pitch meetings

[@jordanmicahcook]

My favorite is “The First Guy To Ever” series.

[@jossposs3400]

Yes, the "first guy to ever" is definitely the funniest ones!

[@Jordothecat98]

The return of the creepy guy from the bathroom stall sketch had me in stitches 😂 I love the continuity Ryan brings to the videos!

[@stephen3164]

Is Ryan the name of the creepy guy?

[@tartarustrommler5454]

@@stephen3164 Yes. But it's also the name of most other characters as well as all the actors and the writer.

[@stephen3164]

@@tartarustrommler5454 - they’re ALL named Ryan? Well now, that’s just lazy writing.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Dude named a bug "fly" because it flies. Did you expect maybe non-lazy writing? They have a lot to knock out in one meeting!

[@Willdroyd]

he is in alot of them, his things are so funny

[@mazieg.messer8840]

I like the subtle implication that that one guy's ex wife's name was spelled Gnatalie.

[@055f00]

What a tragedeigh

[@WasThisMail]

The build-up to the cockroach joke was too good

[@SimonMoon5]

Thank goodness it wasn't combined with the "crawling into orifices" joke.

[@DoctorNemmo]

The what?

[@SimpleToons206]

Ryan is a comedic genius, the ending was pure gold

[@destroyanad8651]

@@AxxLAfriku I don't think a person that can't spell better than a 3rd grader is better than anyone.

[@davidkinmond9417]

So well setup

[@HariSeldon913]

My favorite was the Ryan version in the blue suit likes naming things after his ex-wife Natalie calls the first spider that comes up a Black Widow.

[@LuisSierra42]

cockroaches are tight!

[@88porpoise]

@@HariSeldon913 I wonder if that was the same guy that named the screwdriver and the bangmailman

[@jordantriesto3398]

How you tied in the cockroach line with creepy guy is comedy gold. 👏

[@billcrawford5672]

This dude’s comedy style is just too much, I can’t help but laugh.

[@whymustyoulookhere7112]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 No you aint lmao

[@jamesthanoob]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 get outta here

[@carlosprieto2231]

You don’t seem like you’re laughing.

[@billcrawford5672]

@@carlosprieto2231 i mean i can laugh without using an emoji or saying lol

[@jamesthanoob]

@@carlosprieto2231 why? Because he didn't put a laughing emoji? Not everyone uses emojis pal.

[@Luar77]

this man really built up a character's demeanor in like 2 minutes so he could hit us with a magnificent punchline at the end. insane work Ryan

[@artisstreet1747]

2 episodes*

[@Luar77]

@@artisstreet1747 eh I think those 2 minutes were enough given that I did not remember how the previous episodes went down when I wrote that comment lol

[@Jade.Phoenix]

When you get better character development in 2 minutes than an entire new trilogy...

[@generalsavage4103]

? Dad in fact I can't even roof-mount dad tomatoes with you douchebags alright that was a bad Google Translate I'm going to go home now

[@shivamsahu1371]

What about the bug-eater guy that came full circle..

[@Arachninja752]

They recently discovered a Millipede that actually has 1,000 feet. I didn't know where else this information would be relevant so there, now you know.

[@magicnathan6545]

Maybe there should be a How Kitchen Ingredients got their names. I'd like to learn more about the name choice for Flour.

[@keetopuffs]

I've always wondered about the word SPOON honestly

[@mustang607]

Not sure we want to know about gar-lick.

[@janTesika]

agreed.

[@poltive]

Oranges versus carrots.

[@roybenari]

@@mustang607 How about shoe-gar?

[@unforcedterror3136]

The bathroom stall guy is responsible for more stuff in our lives than we thought

[@dqmynator2.080]

wait... r u telling me the characters do return in other sketches???? .... if thats true you just blew me

[@blahblah8037]

@@dqmynator2.080 no one blew you. But they are reoccurring. That’s part of the joke and the universe building

[@natanoj16]

@@dqmynator2.080 Each costume is a character :P

[@aaronwoods2666]

@@blahblah8037 your mom did

[@maxwell9561]

@@caversdelight away

[@professorx3060]

3:20 the guy that quits went to the sports naming department

[@snomangaming]

I like to think the very last guy was about to suggest Papa Roach instead of cockroach

[@flipclone]

makes sense, since he does seem to have that "daddy" thing

[@aaronth777]

"Ehh maybe. If we don't come up with anything else then we can use that as a Last Resort"

[@LXW-Arts]

Papa roach is a band

[@urktheturtle2988]

And then the guy who was afraid of them crawling into orifices was going to suggest something REAL awful.

[@flipclone]

@@LXW-Arts you don't say!

[@Mysticleo42]

That existential crisis for the guy that ate butterflies realizing that's why his wife left him was probably my favorite out of this one 😂😂😂

[@ozmobozo]

He's Mark Zuckerberg's long lost uncle

[@phs125]

Airsnack

[@scottgooding9935]

"You're saying that like it's a thing but I promise you it's not." 🤣

[@TAJMofficial]

That's not what an existential crisis is

[@yancylake2019]

2:55 😂😂😂

[@adi_movic]

"You can't prove that they don't!" My hero right there

[@banisherblade]

Ryan's scripting is so top-tier, I always love how well-crafted the final punch lines in particular are.

[@GnarledStaff]

If you like final punch lines, I also suggest doormonster

[@kenz526]

Crafting final punchlines is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@codyott1982]

And his casting is always perfect.

[@faolan2174]

@@GnarledStaff YAAS! Door Monster is one of my favorite channels!

[@generalsavage4103]

Alright that's a good way to get punched in the face

[@advokatie]

"what did i just say"" "something i imagine" "that's right!" god i love ryan's sense of humor

[@I-say-dumb-things-sometimes.]

✨sOmEtHiNg✨

[@Capta1nTD]

My favorite part about it is that's an actual response I use on people lol.

[@advokatie]

@@Capta1nTD i feel like ive used it a few times myself lmao

[@LordFarm]

Even in the midst of an intense breakdown, Ryan still makes me laugh. A shit day, a great vid. Thank you Ryan

[@skylarsa]

You got this boo

[@caitlyn189]

I pray you find comfort

[@Nikronius]

"This too shall pass"... Nothing lasts forever, stay strong.

[@raulfuenzalida7152]

Hang in there pal! We are all here for you!

[@RuffTranslation]

I hope you're doing better!

[@graysonschweitzer]

“That doesn’t make sense but I’ll accept it” -How literally everything got it’s name

[@Dargonhuman]

As someone with a more than passing amateur interest in etymology, I concur that this is most often the case.

[@Optimus_Prime_2007]

“This thing really bugs me, what should we call it? Super easy, barely an inconvenience, we call it a bug”

[@SidPil]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 k

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Wowowow

[@carteradams43]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 and you also have cringe NFTs as your pfp. shut up.

[@PorkchopGMX]

Naming insects is tight!

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

@@carteradams43 ignore him he wants attention

[@RushGarcia]

I had a small panic attack when I heard the words “IM IN”

[@gossguy7947]

Well if he's in, I'm in!

[@Einstein-wasnt-all-that-smart]

We'll if he's in I'm out

[@FlawlessiceVA]

Well if he's out, I'm in!

[@shannonvandyk608]

We’ll if he’s in I’m still out😂

[@URAGOOFUS]

Well if he's out, I'm out!

[@tiana_andherbooks]

These "How things got their names" skits make my day! I am literally on the floor giggling as I type this 😂

[@shehu2600]

Well that doesn't seem healthy ( in the voice of script writter guy )

[@luminaeli]

Ryan: "I'm in" Everyone: *"if he's in I'm out/in" flashback*

[@jamesthanoob]

Well if he's out/in, I'm in/out

[@brandonweaver3383]

You son of a gun. I'm in

[@jennifere.pergola598]

Yes! I half-expected him to start that routine when he said it! :-)

[@pudgebl67]

@@brandonweaver3383 If you're in, I'm in

[@brandonweaver3383]

@@pudgebl67 Well, then I'm out.

[@xalynden]

"I'm in." "Yeah, it's your job so you don't have to say that every time." lol gotta love call backs

[@zakosist]

In norwegian dragonflies are called "øyenstikker" which literally translate to "eye-stinger". As a kid I thought dragon flies could gouge your eyes out because of their name. Imagine if that was true

[@iambicpentakill971]

I'd rather not.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

It might be!

[@sanchu6335]

In finnish a dragonfly is "sudenkorento" which is "the rod of a wolf" or "wolfs rod", so yeah I'm gonna say y'all were a bit more creative and cool with this one

[@jmurray1110]

Is the head supposed to be a knot I’m not seeing the resemblance

[@Femaiden]

dragonflies are also sometimes called "darning needles" because adult would tell kids that the dragonflies would come in their rooms and sew their eyes and mouths shut while sleeping. which would have fueled that "earwig" guy's nightmares. . . . . "you can't prove that they don't!"

[@glazdarklee1683]

The ending of this is deeply brilliant. As is the term, "air snack."

[@trinitythex6625]

OMG yes! Air Snack! hahhahaaa

[@huggeebear]

Locusts actually are tasty as tho

[@MartinPerrierCoaching]

Oh gosh I'm always cracking up at those but that one was fantastic! Especially with the callback to each Ryan's different personality! GOLD.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

"What did I just say?" "Something I imagine" You could make a word calendar with every sentence Ryan says.

[@themecoptera9258]

As an systematic entomologist who spends his entire day trying to name beetles this is pretty accurate. “This one was first found in Puerto Rico, so I’m gonna call it C. puertoricensis.” “This one is red, so C. rubra”

[@TheGregamonster]

Eventually you're getting way too specific to come up with catchy, meaningful names, and you have to just go with whatever.

[@jvhuggard]

I'm going to start taking minutes for you and your team.

[@dairoleon2682]

The namer of the Great American Tit laughs at your incapabilities.

[@jaegrant6441]

If you decided to discover the origin of common bug names, you could be the etymological entomologist...

[@joshua43214]

As a geneticist, I have to say you guys are the reason we can't have good tings

[@tommyleejones623]

The fact that he just agreed with him just so he wouldn’t have to interact longer then he already has to, is TIGHT.

[@TheHeroHaven]

The how blank got their name series is probably my favorite on Ryan’s channel

[@Thebestlocosoco]

Same

[@justsightseeing1]

Its second for me.. its great but "the first guy ever X" is unbeatable

[@sageturmelle]

There needs to be a “How Colors Got Their Names” video eventually. It might not be for a couple weeks, but I’m okay with that as long as this video idea is eventually used.

[@princeedwardn319]

@@sageturmelle then we will get to see how cyan is being named...

[@erikbuchanan4648]

As an entomologist I can agree that this is exactly how insects are named.

[@SingingSealRiana]

That explains so much

[@fuzyfuzfuz2]

🤣🤣🤣

[@StaubZuStaub]

"Daddy energy" I can't unsee this scene and I'm okay with that 🤣🤣

[@TomGalonska]

When you think the "be/bee" conversation was the best wordplay in the sketch and then Ryan hits you with the last punchline. :D

[@2percentright]

Let's be honest, dick jokes are high art

[@dalpz205]

@@2percentright Dicks are tight! Wait...

[@ilovejettrooper5922]

I got serious "Whos on first?" flashbacks on that one :)

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

I was expecting it, but it still hit hard. ... Pretty fitting choice if word here.

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

@@2percentright a good example of this fact is the video he did on how dongles got their name.

[@strumdynasty3050]

That last joke was SPECTACULAR, Ryan! Legitimately made me roll laughing.

[@danielson5045]

Papa roach

[@trustmeImadoc91]

@@danielson5045 I mean the actual punchline was cock. Cockroach.

[@strumdynasty3050]

@@trustmeImadoc91 Oh, my god...

[@007Julie]

He didn’t need to go any further and it’s hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@strumdynasty3050]

@@007Julie Yeah yeah yeah!

[@mowcat1015]

I made the mistake of watching this in the middle of the night, but luckily I quickly realized and turned away and just listened to the audio

[@vincentmartano437]

I LOVE the corporation that names thing concept, and it shows how fuckin amazing Ryan is becoming at being different people and conversing with himself.

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

Which one is Ryan?

[@qzbnyv]

@@TheHomelessDreamer Right? Who’s Ryan?

[@jelita_]

I don't know what you talked about. They're all definitely different people. Just look their mustaches.

[@LaNoir.]

A skill most of us acquired over the past 2 years, I'd imagine

[@aleggbry-9597]

The roach one had me laughing like crazy

[@michivallieres8334]

When Ryan said “like we don’t all partake in Air Snacks” I did a spit take and there wasn’t even anything in my mouth. Comedy gold.

[@OneTopic]

Still unsure if it’s the lighting or if you legitimately have pink highlights but I love it.

[@SandiSaydak]

ok

[@BoraCM]

I think it’s just greying hair.

[@zacharytaylor190]

Neat to see you here.

[@moistnugget4147]

These are all genuinely different people in the video

[@alexielmarquay]

It's the video's white balance setting doing that.

[@lylastuart-alban739]

“Air snacks” made me laugh way more than it should have🤣

[@amandapanda5087]

Lol

[@chocolatelover9368]

"Something punchy at the beginning" I can't 😆

[@baybvgo2.058]

Someone else after the Ladybug gets named: “Ooh, she is lovely, but you know what? I’m British, and that doesn’t look like a bug, I decided. It’s a *bird.* I think I’ll call that a ladybird.”

[@BonaparteBardithion]

Actually, they were using British slang for woman and thought it looked especially feminine.

[@luizafrugoli2400]

In my native language, ladybug is joaninha, which would translate to little joana. XD

[@Ake-TL]

in Russian it’s “Gods little Cow” for some reason

[@Za_Lup]

Saint Anthony's Little Cow for some reason

[@professorx3060]

In my language it "bug named Mara"

[@KCWilliam]

As a motorcyclist, I can attest to air-snacks being a thing! Yum!

[@ArcNine9Angel]

Extra protein!

[@DH-xw6jp]

The bugs that come out in june (i think we should call the summerbugs or something) hit back when you smack them with your face!

[@thorwhoisacat]

Props to Ryan for going out and eating a butterfly to check whether or not they taste like butter just for this video

[@DaveSuperDaveLyon]

A Florida man and his 9 year old daughter genuinely appreciate your comedy sir. It used to be difficult to find your content, but now it's not hard at all. Barely an inconvenience.

[@Emmanuel_Rocha]

For a second there I honestly thought this was going to be the headline for a news article.

[@moistnugget4147]

Florida men and their young daughters enjoying Ryan George is tight!

[@danielhoang289]

Wait how did you know I'm in Florida and have a 9 year old daughter that enjoy these videos?

[@DaveSuperDaveLyon]

@@danielhoang289 Because I'm a psychic internet person I just decided.

[@dankmagician7108]

This is the most wholesome comment i've seen in a very long time

[@the_nikster1]

I will never get enough of these "how ____ got their names" sketches. they never cease to make me laugh! the writing is just top tier!

[@dasilvasantos4340]

the first guy to ever are much better

[@Z_purple_Z]

Fun fact: daddy long legs are not actually spiders. They are another type of bug called harvestmen

[@TylerTMG]

I cut ones leg

[@TylerTMG]

Also i sqw one in a spider web

[@Z_purple_Z]

@@TylerTMG why did you cut off its leg?

[@TylerTMG]

@@Z_purple_Z i didn't fully i think

[@TylerTMG]

@@Z_purple_Z im 90% sure i cut it

[@antoniotoni1839]

The last part almost killed lmao 😂😂 This guy is a genius.

[@SynoPTL]

pen is roach

[@wd3185]

Ryan should _absolutely_ do "The First Person to Encounter Weather." "What's that?" "Oh, that, oh that's just a giant bolt of searing hot electricity that occasionally hits the ground." "Oh, wow, that seems kind of dangerous, should we try to avoid that?" "Nah, it only seems to happen whenever water falls from the sky." "Water falls from the sky?" "Yeah, just little drops." "Well, how often does that often?" "Almost every day in some spots."

[@qzbnyv]

I’m so glad Ryan writes his own work as we’re not very good at it here in the audience. I suppose he workshops and trims each punchline down from something that starts out pretty rough too though, I guess!

[@brandoncastellano1858]

Wouldn’t those hot blasts of heat be super dangerous and difficult to avoid? Actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@mbryson2899]

Can't happen twice, no?

[@wd3185]

@@mbryson2899 Did he already do one like that? I looked for it before I posted a comment specifically to avoid that...

[@qzbnyv]

@@wd3185 it’s sounds like a reworded version of his one about the Ocean (and Stars). But Ryan changes most of his jokes each time, otherwise we wouldn’t keep coming back :)

[@ajspice]

He's getting funnier all the time! His skits are just top notch. Perfect blend of humor, acting, and mid level production value. 👌

[@WeirdCast]

Someone needs to give him a Shiney thing for highest concentration of the word bee used within a 15 second span

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

Oh I agree, which is barely and inconvenience. Can I be the presenter?

[@Conker.]

lol

[@matthewlee4834]

Even though you stopped pitch meetings the past couple weeks, I'm really glad you've continued these videos. Your comedy genuinely gets me through the week sometimes

[@JoshO423]

Did he quit doing those?

[@chrishansen1842]

@@JoshO423 he's just taking a break as far as I'm aware but maybe I'm wrong

[@Zedd8787]

@@chrishansen1842 taking a break? But I thought that doing pitch meetings was super easy... Barely an inconvenience

[@mackva5973]

@@Zedd8787 Im gonna need you to get all the way off his back about that

[@Zedd8787]

@@mackva5973 oho, alright I'll get right offa that thing :)

[@s0s2]

Amazing as always! I'd also like to mention that the URL of this video almost looks like it's spelling "Bug" at the very end.

[@Hayes607]

Oh God this was great. At the beginning that while "im in" was great for that other sketch you made. The roach part got me when the guy was like "I got an idea" lol always love your content Ryan!

[@ninjaltofficial]

“Well if he’s in, I’m out”

[@ssmatians9882]

Imagine carrying a KZbin channel bigger than yours and not getting the appreciation you deserve

[@mrfhd6227]

?

[@nomegalul7426]

@@mrfhd6227 he is talking about screen rant, if you havent watched his pitch meetings sketches you should check them out

[@destroyanad8651]

@@nomegalul7426 i prefer this one, but screen rant is awsome too

[@briangonigal3974]

@@nomegalul7426 The problem is that's easier said than done, as subscribing to Screen Rant will just get all their other, non Ryan-George videos stinking up your timeline.

[@clintmcbride7830]

So true. I just hate that he ended up on that channel. Outside of screen rants, any of their decent content is usually stolen from smaller channels and everything else is souless and boring. His content is like the only clean part of the shit stained toilet bowl that is Screen Rant.

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

I have partake in eating air snacks and binge to eat deodorant when I'm feeling depressed but this is only when I'm depressed

[@thomaswwhitten]

”Just call it something that means a hundred feet and get it off the screen!" "Oh my God that things got like a thousand feet!” As usual, comedy freaking gold!

[@kindlin]

I'm sure someone didn't get it: Centi- = hundred Milli- = thousand

[@jakeseward9035]

@@kindlin and the pede means feet. I had to finish the explanation lol

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Fun fact: Centipedes have 300 feet.

[@themagicalonionfairy7455]

@@davidwuhrer6704 depends on what type honestly anything with less than a thousand and more than a hundred is a centipede if they have more than a thousand and less than 1 million it's a milipede

[@Damesanglante]

At least they don't have females bourgeoises wanting fancy shoes.

[@gouravdas7557]

I freaking love his sketches. There should be a Netflix show dedicated to his universe and himself only.

[@andrewknapton7665]

In the UK, a Daddy Long Legs refers to a different type of insect. I don't know what to call it since I only know it by the name "daddy long legs", but it has wings and constantly flails around in your house in the autumn

[@jennyainley2323]

For the butterfly, I thought the conversation was going to go like, “I think we should call that a butterfly.” “You mean a flutterby?” “No! Why would we call it that?” “It’s just that it would make more sense because they flutter by. What does butter have to do with this?” “Listen, sir. I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about this bug’s name.”

[@theonebman7581]

I... I can't go back now- *Flutterby*

[@freddykabuffke461]

ok, flutterby it is from now on. Can't believe I never had this idea

[@gamingcindyyoungers7152]

This vid isnt a pitch meeting though

[@theonebman7581]

@@gamingcindyyoungers7152 Oh really? Is it gonna be hard for it to become one tho?

[@gamingcindyyoungers7152]

@@theonebman7581 no

[@JediJuniper92]

Ryan is so good at his job that I even stay for the ad at the end every time.

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r gorgeous

[@scottgooding9935]

I had a bad start to the day but threw this on and now I'm cry-laughing. Thanks Ryan! The centipede/millipede part killed me 🤣

[@iroccata]

Something makes Ryan's videos so good is how well he manages pacing and making believe that several people are having a real conversation. Many films have a hard time "cloning" an actor and making the conversation fluid, and he manages to get it with many characters at once.

[@adventuresinAI1982]

It's only a matter of time before we get a feature length movie of Ryan and only Ryan(s).

[@jvhuggard]

You need to watch his 100th pitch meeting. It explains all of it :)

[@leovk5779]

These guys are geniuses. They come up with good names for things so fast! I mean, they make it like it's super easy, barely an inconvenience to find original names.

[@beefboss5979]

"Yeah it's your job so you don't have to say that every time" had me howling

[@mozxz]

I Love these, the "naming everything to ever exist" Committee

[@SiMeGamer]

They don't actually name everything. There is a completely separate division in charge of naming colours!

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@SiMeGamer you're colorless like glass

[@slugintub634]

@@youtubestudiosucks978 glass is green tho

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@slugintub634 mine is colorless

[@mozxz]

@@SiMeGamer Fair Enough, though, still part of the same naming company =)

[@oafkad]

This was the funniest thing I've seen today! "Oh my god! Is that true?!" IT MIGHT BE

[@beno1129]

I'm not a bee though

[@robertmcginty4146]

Hey look at the little arms on that one! It looks like it's praying!

[@jaminplays6724]

I am EXTREMELY afraid of all things bug/insect but I love Ryan's content so much that I had to just listen to the whole video and not see any of the bugs

[@annaaquitaine4225]

In the words of the eventual Firelord Zuko “That’s rough buddy.”

[@factoryofdivisiveopinions]

Be careful then, there are several bugs under your bed right now.

[@thesoupin8or673]

If it helps, I can assure you that the 7 spiders a year fact is false. It was made up by a reporter who wanted to demonstrate how effectively the internet spread misinformation, and now it's among the most often-referenced bits of knowledge there is. Not true though, so no worries there

[@megamerp9315]

I was waiting the whole video for the cockroach joke, and yet it still made me laugh.

[@mikkeyc.8964]

I love how Ryan is able to write all these scripts where he's litterally talking to himself or versions of himself and never runs out of new ideas.....all his ideas are tight!

[@jewkiflo5962]

0:54 I'm shocked at how many meetings this guy's been to where they haven't called HR on him

[@lambdacore12]

Ryan, the way you orchestrate your sketches, it's just masterful. Keep it up.

[@AE_Sub]

I was expecting the last suggestion to come from the guy with the orifices 🤣

[@wutthabuck8772]

OMG I didn't think you'd EVER do this ! Thought I would be asking for YEARS 😂 thank u ryan ❤ also the new hair looking dope whether its real or not 🤣

[@royalpain9281]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 you only have 13 subs

[@mlungisimokhethi6958]

You suggested this! Thank you! 😂😂

[@wutthabuck8772]

@@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 I definitely believe u with ur 13 subs 🤦🏾‍♂ gtfoh go back to under ur bridge troll 🤣

[@wutthabuck8772]

@@mlungisimokhethi6958 yea I been asking him ever since the first 'how...got their name's video 😂 I'm consistent with it

[@generalsavage4103]

I hate you so much

[@grahamulrich257]

This guy is an absolute genius! He never runs out of ideas!

[@cybersteel8]

Bugs do crawl into your orifices at night. In 2021 alone I counted about 8 spiders in my bed either as I'm going to sleep, or waking up with them next to me or on my face. It is terrifying and I don't sleep very much anymore.

[@Nick_Lyston]

Ryan’s the most talented comedian on this platform. There’s a Jordanesque quality to his work, there aren’t really any rivals.

[@giorgiomauceri410]

2:58 I'm getting big "Who's on first" vibes from this piece of the video, and I'm loving it. Great work

[@tommy2buttz668]

Should be getting PHREEDAHM KAHNVOY vibes instead

[@zach415]

Ladybugs were originally called Our Lady’s Beetle. Our Lady is a common term Catholics use to refer to the Virgin Mary, such as in Our Lady of Guadalupe or Our Lady of the Holy Rosary of Fátima. As the legend goes, during the Middle Ages, farmers were terrorized by aphids eating their crops. The farmers prayed to Mary who sent the ladybugs to get rid of the aphids. The red of the ladybug represents Mary’s red cloak she is often depicted wearing. And the seven black spots represent the seven sorrows she suffered

[@brianetie86]

This is now the factual origin of how bugs got their names I decided.

[@xa-xii1316]

i've just completely ripped this guy's sense of humour and now its just how i talk normally i love this guy so much

[@rhaegartargaryen9315]

Serious, how creatively ingenious of writer is our guy Ryan. Every punchline lands exactly as intended.

[@ohmydinosare]

I think this might just be my favourite series, just people coming up with names for stuff, love it.

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r gorgeous

[@rob100289]

Ryan really outdid themselves with this one. This is probably my favorite one yet.

[@lewisander2475]

I love that "bee" triggers a mini "who's on first".

[@commanderkronos]

I don’t know man I kinda feel good when this guy does things on my device

[@poltive]

He should do things on my device more often I decided

[@dalpz205]

Doing things on devices is tight!

[@buckethead60]

I think it's funny that when someone has a bad idea they don't say no, it's like they're forced to accept every suggestion

[@beckmania1066]

I was just bingeing Ryan’s videos and (obviously) staying for the adstronaut when I just realized… I have the coconut and vanilla deodorant that he mentions in the Native ad. Had it forever

[@native_cos]

💙🥥✨

[@ZombonoMC]

The way Ryan speaks is hilarious. This one got me rolling on the floor woth laughter. Your videos will never "bug" me at all

[@tommy2buttz668]

Absolutely Now It's Time for the PHREEDAHM KAHNVOY video

[@pugguy77]

As someone who hates bugs, this is really funny. (As all of your videos are!)

[@feralbluee]

hi - i’m going through a very difficult situation right now - and you have really cheered me up. i needed to laugh. thank you so very much, you’re a sweetie pie. :) 🌹🌱🐞