The enshittification has begun. Time to unload the Meta stock. It was a nice run.

almost 8 months off FB and feeling great.

Not remember but was thos a missed opportunity for DOGCAST and PODCATS? :))

I always sing to my daughter, "the bough will not break, and the cradle will not fall, and baby will be just fine, cradle and all" because the original lyrics are legit sociopathic?? Who wrote this?? And thought it was a good idea??

Okay, nobody do what he did. Posting compilations is a choking hazard for your child.

Congrats!

Botbook.

"Hey, wanna pay me for a checkmark?" The only thing inaccurate about that is that the zombie isn't wearing an armband and doing a Nazi salute.

No one thought of the Port-a-Plug? 😅

What food delivery is like is everybody thinks that they deserve to get food delivered to them for free because they're all professional victims. Oh and screw the people who are using their own cars and their own gas to try to get them their food. Their "employer" should just be paying them more. K

I suspect the Maple Street Mafia had a hand in this

Oh, is THIS what happened on that Boeing flight? >_>

Unironically, this idea would be absolutely incredible for a real Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial. Minus the dark swerve at the end, obviously. They'd have to flip that to something potentially equally as random but with a positive vibe instead.

I saw the title of the video, then heard the song in full, then got surprised that all the other horriffic verses weren't used in this sketch!

You know those weeds that are just a long slender stem with a little "bulb" on top? Well, one time while I was on a walk, I heard a little girl singing this "song" as she happily went along picking those weeds and then flicking the tops off. The song went like this 🎶 "My mommy had a baby and its head popped off" 🎶 🤣

Was that ‘you poopin?’ line a reference to critical role?

Happens all the time to me.

I just got a 30day ban for some bullshit political meme- where do you think I got the meme from in the first place Facebook!?!! Lol I have this conspiracy theory that I kinda sorta maybe believe- cos they were just FINE with me posting about all this Diddy shite and celebrity memes but as soon as my attention wanders off into politics then BOOM!! I'm getting bans again!! Arrgh, screw Facebook, I'm done, I'm over it, I should probably start talking to real people more anyway😂😂

The accuracy of this is incredible

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahaha

Look at this beautiful house!: *AI generated image*

There are only 2 Rules of the Internet: 1) Everything is a lie until proven otherwise. 2) Don't feed the trolls. SEE RULE #1

Walking at 2 mph seems pretty fast. Almost risking life and limb. You might want to slow it down enough for 80 year-olds to walk circles around you. Unless someone's trying to go around you. Then you speed up and swerve from side to side, glaring, and huffing the whole time about how rude everyone else is. Don't forget to lay on that horn like it's the only thing keeping your car mobile. Use it all the time. When you're about to stop, changing lanes, even when you're in a parking spot and no one's near you. Just whenever and wherever you happen to be. And for sure, leave tips to be extra annoying in the comments before you've seen the whole video, because they're super helpful.

I hate FB more than I hate gone off fruit.

I feel like if you ate a horse someone might try and put you in a room.

"starving..for attention" yep that's a TikTokker 🤣

1:40 repeat until satisfaction

If Ryan George ever goes to CalebCity the internet may implode

The bear strolling in background is hilarious.

This same thing happened to MySpace.

Sounds like me doing a report, my names Kaleb btw

"We'll start you off at a competitive salary and you can work your way up to minimum wage" lmao

Hey Google, where can I find humorous videos? Solved.

3:07 ummmm no, have you heard of ADBARIAN ????

Hexagons are the bestagons.

This is so amazingly accurate, youtube algorithm was spot on especially 😂

Get the sink out Elon 🤭🤔

That’s it. I have to remove it from my life. But what else will I stare at while I’m trying to not throw myself out of a window at work

You should do one on Corporate Ads during the pandemic. “In these hard times… we must focus on what’s important…. Family…. Coca-Cola”

"I had to log into you to access a website I signed up for nine years ago.." Well now I just feel called out...!

The solution is you don't browse Amazon. You watch youtube reviews and then look up the product once you know its name

All i get is 100 percent ads. None of my 'friends' even post anymore haha

That 'I decided' always gets me

Best misclick i ever had

Who's here after the US Justice Department sued to break up Live Nation

The daily feed is full of misinformation after years of them claiming that they were so good at eliminating it. Now a lot of it is seemingly harmless at first but it’s all wrong. Like posting a picture of an AI generated aircraft and saying it’s real. No it’s not. I report these misleading posts and they don’t do anything about it. They are all frauds.

iykyk. WHY DONT PICTURES LIKE THIS EVER TREND #BEAUTIFUL CABIN CREW #SCARLETT JOHANSEN.

Yeah, I always get the same feeling when I have to use the Facebook app instead of a browser - because in the browser (both Chrome and Firefox), I have the F.B.P. ("Fluff Busting Purity", no, that's for sure not "Facebook Purity", because that would be a copyright violation... 😉) add-on installed, which does a really great job throwing out all that junk from my timeline (including those annoying "You might be interested in [some garbage]" and "Recommended for you" segments). What it cannot fix, though, is that Facebook only shows me some of my friends (or, even worse, organizations/company) posts, and quite often just after the event (or offer, or Kickstarter etc.) is already over for a few days. But at least I don't have to suffer all that garbage Facebook's algorithms throw at you!

“Here is what you look like right now” - 💀

“Here is what you look like right now” - 💀