How It's Actually Made - Apple Pie

[@zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232]

Gotta love how he intentionally giggles at "sheet" and then stays completely professional when saying "pooper"

[@fatman9298]

Its almost like that’s the joke

[@GorilieVR]

@Don't read profile photo i respects your dedication to trolling 😍

[@Drago0900]

@Don't read profile photo k

[@oc-1191]

i like jevil too

[@bondo8313]

@Don't read profile photo hahaha so funny and original 😑

[@amberhernandez]

The guy mentioned around 3:01 is the kind of person we can use more of in this world. Seeing someone who enjoys their job is such a rarity nowadays; I'm sure this man is the light in everyone's day at the factory!

[@the_12th_bro123]

Awww

[@crazyluigi6664]

FRESH PIES OVER HERE!!!

[@a_donut]

@@crazyluigi6664 FRESH PIZE OVAH HEAH

[@frostyelwood9898]

@@a_donutFRES PIS OVR ER

[@skturbo107]

Words cannot express how terrifying the silence after “Stabbing Zone” was.

[@peropero2208]

The pies are stabbed

[@Jetster26]

@@peropero2208 Exactly.

[@DerekCooper_]

@@peropero2208 nail on the head

[@Jetster26]

@Don't read profile photo go away bot

[@hydroxide5507]

12 seconds of silence terrify the average zoomer

[@oddlynicole16]

I’m so used to him just giving the factory workers random names that I was genuinely surprised that the one guy was actually named Francois

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm surprised he didn't mention that Amy's is a brand people have heard of, their pies are shit but like I've actually had them unlike when they make lgdgrodvdveud's soft hard medium candied steaks or whatever

[@Aickelodeon]

Can't logically explain to my grandma why I'm laughing at what appears to be a How It's Made video

[@mavendeo]

Just tell her "it's the sheeter."

[@giorgioviggiano6501]

Mine used to laugh at the actual How it's made. But she had dementia so maybe that's why

[@egpmh2891]

play the "holy shit that's a lot of butter" part then she will know

[@jwalster9412]

Show here the last 30 seconds or so, and see here reaction.

[@yuridc1780]

last how its made video?

[@unclecreepy4185]

2:29 Am I the only one bothered by the pooper spilling apples off the sheet onto the table? Get your sheet together.

[@Brigand17]

How did you manage to make it so that the "2:29" is not a timestamp? It's just black like the rest instead of being blue 🤔🤔

[@unclecreepy4185]

Must be a glitch in the Matrix. I tried to recreate it but it didn’t work. 2:29 Now?

[@unclecreepy4185]

Nope.

[@Brigand17]

@@unclecreepy4185 Damn man, I guess it was meant to be.

[@acompletelynormalhuman6392]

2:06 honestly I can't 100% tell if this is intentional which makes this joke better but I love how he satirizing his own commentary and to a extent his sense of humor

[@HandledToaster2]

It's too forced, I prefer when the serious delivery.

[@benjaminanderson1014]

I think it's intentional, and done to contrast with the next segment where he talks about the pooper

[@jessequeen4550]

It’s very clearly intentional

[@7ofspades7]

@@HandledToaster2 The joke is that he giggles about sheet, but then says pooper seriously.

[@SirZellek1994]

i love it

[@X-SPONGED]

4:42 "For an extra yummy treat, be sure to serve apple pie the traditional way..." *_(Long Pause)_* _"W I T H F R O Z E N H O R S E S E M E N"_

[@ConstantChaos1]

I was expecting him to say butter so that made me cackle like my sister was just crushed by some bitch with Louis Vuittons' house (Oz refrence)

[@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prt]

_" W I T H F R O Z E N H O R S E S E M E N O N T O P"_

[@CheesyLizzy]

​@@ConstantChaos1First time I went to Ihop I thought they put a scoop of ice cream on my pancakes. So I took a big bite and immediately regretted all my life decisions. I didn't know before then that people put butter on pancakes Anyways I can confirm that the 2 can be easy to mix up 😆

[@Hitmonchu]

im not gonna lie, the granny smith joke is one of the funniest fucking things in this series so far. legendary shit

[@minecraftyeli]

Legendary sheet

[@Apple-lq7xc]

As an Apple, this is actually how we make Apple Pie

[@ConstantChaos1]

Oh shit I have a question, who's better, you or that tart Orange? Sorry for comparing you 2 but I'm curious 🤨

[@iSpamOnline]

on a scale of 1-2, 1 being it was nice and 2 being the greatest time ever, would you describe your time at the factory?

[@onlyone8331]

That sounds like cannibalism

[@bukenator0788]

@@ConstantChaos1 that question was too real ig...

[@MasterOllie]

Hey Huggbees have you ever considered releasing bloopers? I bet they’d also be great videos to make on occasion. Either way I look forward to any and all uploads! Great stuff

[@slapnutssssssssssssss69]

How it's not made

[@AlexR_44]

Are you implying he makes mistakes? 😁

[@kirkendauhl6990]

Co-signed, bc that was some real shit you just said.

[@SaltineWalter]

Narrator breaking character compilation would be gold

[@BillyRybka]

@@SaltineWalter This whole video is a blooper lol

[@barry6583]

4:10 That Simpson's joke was brilliant

[@surkey5055]

Don't take your anger out on me Mr. Simpson.. Mr. Simpson!

[@notramesses4790]

Hey, that's the half truth!

[@PalisadePeryton]

Note: Huggbees died on the way to his home planet.

[@whohidmywilltolive]

Wow, I can't believe he actually was able to figure out how apple pie was really made.

[@pawprint1]

@Don't read profile photo Don't read my reply....

[@joeyjohnson9765]

@@pawprint1 Don’t read my my….

[@Samstrainsofficially]

@@joeyjohnson9765 don't read. Literacy is for idiots!

[@pawprint1]

@@joeyjohnson9765 Too late I read your....

[@lairdcummings9092]

The Department of Secrecy is going to be asking some secret questions about the secrets revealed in this un-secret video.

[@mikedonovan4768]

I've watched a gazzilion of these videos, the originals and these Huggbees ones and all I can say is hats off to the people who design these manufacturing machines. Some of them are ridiculously complex.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Like seriously the machine for the filling and crimping requires fewer operators without being massive its super interesting and efficient

[@KelpTheGreat]

I agree, which is why it always weirds me out whenever they have things that aren't automated, like the stabbing. They couldn't have added a knife on a rotating disc to automatically stab the pies as they went down the line? They had to have a guy stab them manually? I don't get it

[@rapsculio8634]

One day I hope to be as happy as the man that gets to repeat "Fresh pies ova here" every 3 seconds for 10 hours a day but until then I will keep my spirits high in the Stabbing Zone

[@themaskedproductions6622]

isle 6 we have 13 delinquent pies trying to start a revolution, you know what to do

[@ConstantChaos1]

I was hoping it was an automated stabbing zone so people could just lay down on the conveyer belt

[@Code_Machine]

"And then here's some water. It's probably got added sugar or something" LMFAO

[@ConstantChaos1]

#murica

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

Huggbees finally accepting that filling machines are called "poopers" 😯

[@lairdcummings9092]

Except when they're pissers.

[@nekolalia3389]

So…rinsing machines are…peepee?

[@lairdcummings9092]

@@nekolalia3389 ... ... ... Could be?

[@edgarrosales9873]

@@nekolalia3389 Pissers would be the better term...

[@ghostly360]

Its a rinsing machine, you misheard it

[@solofdragons6446]

I just finished binging all 95 episodes of this and holy crap. I'm sad there isn't more. Thank you for the 2 straight days of laughs

[@aarowtheblacksmith789]

Established that apple pie isn't American at the beginning, then said fuck that in favor of a gun violence joke at the end. Way to keep us on our toes.

[@someonerandom704]

America also wasn't American at the beginning, we just stole it lol

[@TT-fv5ro]

Bro likes guns

[@sneezyg1]

Well of course. We stole everything in America and made it our own. Apple pies are just one part.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Seriously like blueberry pie is genuinely American but everyone is like "aPpLe PiE"

[@SarafinaSummers]

We learned that apple pie was Turkish!

[@ingrownperson1922]

00:39 firm, organic, virgin and tart AND SOME PLASTIC PACKAGING? This guys needs a raise!

[@Maxineewing7501]

Damn Amy’s pie was a huge part of my childhood, it makes me remember all of the nights i never ever even touched an Amy’s apple pie ☺️

[@wendyokoopa7048]

That's what my ex said when we broke up and he did touch at least one Amy's apple pie if you get my drift

[@ipadair7345]

@@wendyokoopa7048 Ya, into sonic

[@wendyokoopa7048]

@@ipadair7345 no ironically irl my real name Is Amy

[@wendyokoopa7048]

@@ipadair7345 well sorry yes I love sonic my real name Is Amy

[@someonerandom704]

can I get a crumb of Amy's pie

[@grecco_buckliano]

And here at 3:50 we have Carol, giving her pie the smell test which ensures that the pie was properly stabbed earlier. Carol has been stabbing and sniffing pies for 17 years now and not once has she ever felt bored or unfulfilled.

[@oak8194]

That legit looks delicious at the end! “With frozen horse se-“ Welp, I’m never eating another apple pie in my life.

[@sophiophile]

Yeah. Fresh horse semen is the only way to go

[@EldenNerd]

Eh, I have very low standards. I'd still eat it

[@imadoge5036]

More for me

[@lilau13]

I mean you can eat it without the horse semen (coward)

[@carsonhunt4642]

Pretty sure that was a joke about the ice cream, not the pie.

[@penelopegoeppinger8438]

2:34 "hehehe i said sheet agian!"

[@tiedyechamp1913]

4:56 So great to hear that others are keeping the tradition of cum covered pies alive. It really adds an extra dimension of flavor that you couldn't get otherwise. I'm surprised they use horse semen though.

[@Zombiedude404]

I thought it was just my family!

[@SafetyBriefer]

Were you thinking orangutan? I was thinking orangutan.

[@Lithic.flakes]

Personally I prefer to use partridge semen

[@gavindavis3683]

I just use child

[@sfc0450]

The horses produce more, so it's become a common practice to use horses to save on costs.

[@shmirp]

2:18 HELP ME HIS LAUGHING

[@FriendlyKat]

0:44 "Honey, Apple Juice, and Honey Juice, are all added." Man, Honey Juice caught me off guard. LMAO "The pie starts with- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that's a lot of butter." I'm in tears! LMAOOO

[@SM-ev6if]

K?

[@failedabortion1894]

Facebook-tier comment that adds nothing to the video

[@nyanbo8995]

@@failedabortion1894 i can't find who asked, please try again! :)

[@failedabortion1894]

@@nyanbo8995 Your mother did. She’s been getting lonely ever since she found out your dad’s a raging homosexual.

[@chrisjandik5019]

1:27 is where the other part is

[@damiondraws8538]

I used to work in a bakery and make apple pies from scratch. Peeling the apples and making the dough myself. I never used any honey so I’m very surprised by the amount they have in their pies. I usually just stuck to the simple brown sugar and cinnamon method for flavoring, and rely on the apples to supply the flavor. Also, those crimpers they use look so much easier than the handheld one I had to use ;w;

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm familiar with honey apple pie, Amy's is organic so they try to avoid using processed sugar (I'm surprised it's a brand I'm familiar with)

[@Manticore_ar]

the soapy water will forever be my favorite recurring character

[@Frank-vc3wi]

I love taking sheets. It's the best part of my day and I'm an addict.

[@DanielBasham]

Almost exactly a year ago I got laid off and my brother sent me the video of how Whambaster sauce is actually made to cheer me up. Now I have a much better job and I'm watching how Apple pies are actually made

[@EvilerOMEGA]

Yet another use of worstestever sauce.

[@skullbac654]

And this, is how watermelon sauce is made.

[@MLiskindagay]

Why is everyone misspelling welcometothecumzone sauce?

[@kaywantsfood]

Thanks whack-a-mole sauce

[@The_Moth1]

Thanks wateschure sauce

[@Angelic_Dreamz]

Omg, yaaayyy, more how it's actually made!! Please never drop the series!!

[@dima_yeon]

1:21 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS??

[@DarthKater311]

Right?!?! Lmaooooo

[@btbaw3630]

My grandpa crossed the border illegally 3 times

[@ConstantChaos1]

I died

[@readytaptaptapOKAYY]

​@@btbaw3630congrats?

[@nigit7451]

“These aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory. A BOMB factory… They’re bombs.”

[@FuckOffMyFood]

Nice reference from the episode "Dying for Pie".

[@EchoesAct5-SlamJam]

I clicked on this faster than the time I burnt our Thanksgiving dinner Pie

[@brycewilson1741]

@Don't read profile photo unorigional and cringe

[@nickrwidmer]

So about an hour

[@kittyforest1862]

Did you burn it worse then Sharon's pie?

[@asmagamer728]

@Don't read profile photo unoriginal and cringe

[@EchoesAct5-SlamJam]

@@kittyforest1862 all you need to know is that I burnt it so bad that *we had to end up calling the fire department*

[@RoninKumo]

"The pies sleep nude in oxygen tanks, which they believe give them sexual powers" Pretty sure that's a Simpsons quote.

[@harrysachz6748]

It is.

[@oexnorth]

From the gummy venus de milo episode, I think.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

And I'm pretty sure they got it from Michael Jackson, who was rumoured to sleep in a hyperbaric chamber to halt the aging process. Jackson later claimed he did buy such a chamber but donated it to a hospital right away. Some think he even started the rumor.

[@JohnDoesSports]

@@oexnorth You are correct.

[@davidokinsky114]

Hey that's a half truth.

[@opulenceharbingerofchaos3939]

4:23 I laughed so hard at this.

[@tytheghost3024]

0:52 "aplaple dust" Perfection

[@sgeufr]

Tucks the alplalpas to sleep

[@MasonTheOneLooneyDude]

As well as some apple------- *_flour_*

[@al-baraael-hag1237]

The Peanut Butter Fudge is available for any employee who rejects unionization 😂😂😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Publicly renounces. Doesn’t mean it can’t be a lie

[@AsmodeusMictian]

'Murika!

[@Puzzles-Pins]

"Here's some water. Probably got added sugar or something". As a diabetic that has to carefully navigate everything I consume, this was hilarious because it's true 😅

[@ConstantChaos1]

Yeah did you know that even tablesalt has sugar in it? Not like one of the sweet ones but there is a sugar used to prevent it sticking together Not enough to cause any issues but yeah it's no wonder people are so unhealthy (I'm assuming you're referring to type 2 which is the more common)

[@ConstantChaos1]

Oh also I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that there is a worse kind of diabetes, that being renal diabetes i.e. diabetes incipitus that requires you drink TONS of water every day to not die of dehydration because you can't regulate water levels and it all goes right through you also washing out water-soluble vitamins and minerals It seems like hell on earth

[@mariofan101]

4:12 "Hey, that's a half-truth!"

[@I.C.Weiner]

Emmm gummy venus de milo.

[@reillythewingaming]

This is the most informative series on youtube

[@thatisemtile1314]

0:31 that guy threw the apple slices into the blades like he wasn't getting payed enough

[@xorxand1001]

My life is so horrendous. Why is this the only channel that keeps me alive. 10/10 would recommend.

[@OmniKnight722]

Huggbees, your voice is so perfect, it makes this video hilarious.😂

[@Rex-golf_player810]

That sheet bit actually made me sheet myself laughing

[@floridaboz1]

Wait a minute, i am 45 and like Apple Pie? My time has came... 1:43

[@heatherhallfo5179]

F

[@CoolSkeleton95_real_no_joke]

Are you there?

[@ftswarbill]

*The long pause before he said Horse Semen was the funniest part I think. I laughed my ass off.* 🤣👍

[@markscott4159]

I Love your how it's actually made videos they always make me laugh.

[@FNicky91]

This comment is botted

[@DeathWishesXOXO]

"Sheet" "Sheeter" "Sheeting" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alfe5]

This video is the end of an era.

[@JohnLockhart-r3o]

That whole 'sheeter' bit went right over my head at first, but 20 minutes later I just burst out laughing

[@iliketoeatsoap6843]

The massive twist at the end had me laughing my ass off for hours

[@damienkimpel457]

Im so stupid. I listen to the offical podcast everyday and didnt know that this was Andrew. You're amazing man, keep up the amazing content.

[@TrueAterLupus]

4:50 IDK, Huggbees, that looks like more butter. Clearly wasnt enough in the crust after all.

[@Lucky_Pumpkin]

These are way to good like XD ME AND MY FRIENDS LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS VIDEO, KEEP UP THE HUMOR MAN!

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Does it need a filling or rinsing machine?

[@iRiselyTech]

Please make more of these, I miss them

[@ConstantChaos1]

He did at least one more, computers

[@Burnout121EA]

"A worker only fills half of them with a pie while the other half are left empty because the customer can go fuck themselves" 😅😂😂😂 this guy never fails to crack me up

[@triggerhappy4199]

Basically capitalism

[@shmirp]

Huggbees giggle is so cute you little smol bean

[@carwashslayer4235]

1:27 That is quite a big amount of Butter and I wonder if stores sells it this way.

[@Sabadasz]

the character break at 2:08 was beautiful

[@gamerdude612]

Love the Pokémon reference all of the video was gold it's 3:47 am and I'm trying not to wake my apartment neighbors laughing thank you sir .

[@bogosbinted5432]

Did you know that the crusts of pies, tarts, etc was not actually eaten back when they were first created. They were seen as a sort of plate or bowl to eat the filling out of.

[@SonofSethoitae]

It was mostly rich people who made the inedible coffin style crusts. The rest of the people would likely have eaten the crusts.

[@bogosbinted5432]

@@SonofSethoitae yes, likely them along with monks

[@SonofSethoitae]

@@bogosbinted5432 Depends on the order I guess. The Cistercians were probably too rich to bother with eating pie crusts

[@bogosbinted5432]

@@SonofSethoitae lol yeah, I also read that some of the Benedictine monks also had accumulated wealth after being funded by lords and kings

[@ConstantChaos1]

That's incorrect, they weren't eaten by the rich, servants and those who didn't have personal chefs and the like have always eaten them since they are calories, it was often left by children and the like though I know a couple sayings about this and am a huge culinary history nerd

[@thetacoking6438]

I have officially watched every episode of how it's made

[@nbert0214]

The different pronunciations of apple had me laughing so hard! 🥧

[@sprinnerr6521]

Back at it again!

[@looksirdroids9134]

When you hear someone say the phrase "As American as apple pie" just remember that neither apples nor pies are American and the first record of an apple pie recipe comes from England. So, to say that something is as American as apple pie is saying that it isn't American at all.

[@orangegouice]

Considering the melting pot philosophy of America, apple pies not being American is the most American thing it could be

[@DH-xw6jp]

Except that America stole the apple pie and made it recognisably ours. And that is about as American as you can get, even if it didnt originate here. Like hot dogs and hamburgers. Or slavery. Or gun violence.

[@StarkMaximum]

You seem fun at parties.

[@entrapped-mind]

@@DH-xw6jp Weird you'd refer to something American as being "recognisably ours," using a word's spelling that so obviously *isn't.*

[@DH-xw6jp]

@@entrapped-mind so? I used an s instead of a z, big whoop.

[@sandraohs_wifeforever]

i love these, i have really bad paranoia and i watch them to distract me from all the night noises so i can sleep. also these videos are hilarious

[@Addison_white]

You would love the episode about cheesecake then :))))

[@zemilkman5450]

“The pie shell starts with Jesus Fu*king Christ that’s a lot butter” Had me dying

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

The "sheeter" bit genuinely sounds right out of a zefrank video.

[@nihadplays7122]

" *The last frozen horse semen on top* " kills me🤣🤣

[@TheAmazingfulOne]

I like this channel cause you still get to learn how things are made but it's way more fun than the OG tv show

[@braileveracruz]

here before discovery channel takes this video down

[@Goofsterfella]

I loathe how youtube is pounding you into the void. I love these videos

[@GameAceTaylor]

2:46 did they just cover an empty pie tin set

[@IJustGotOofed]

These keep getting better and better

[@schizophrenicboy]

"The pies sleep nude in oxygen tanks, which they believe give them sexual powers" 😂

[@Tesserex]

An excellent reference.

[@Nil-qg2me]

First time viewer of the channel. They had us in the first half ngl.

[@BlueThunderboltsiren]

Enjoy this video while we can.

[@johnnybaughman7593]

just love how you put things into perspective... kudos

[@ThatIsNotMyMama]

I ate a peach pie while watching this. I can’t help but wonder how this was made …

[@SafetyBriefer]

There was a pooper involved.

[@ThatIsNotMyMama]

@@SafetyBriefer Filling machine > pooper. (Sheeter hahahaha)

[@bhinz6389]

It's the same sheet but with peaches instead of apples

[@mandridhugh9555]

I get that you can't make these anymore without risking getting nuked from orbit by Discovery but damn do I miss these.

[@ConstantChaos1]

He has released more since then

[@Patrick-np7gr]

"How it's Actually Made - Cream Pie" would be super funny with that voice and those texts. 😂

[@ZondecK]

You don't know how utterly dissapointed I was, when starting min 3:17 didn't hear any joke involving the british, it practically writtes itself

[@ExpandDong420]

Why would he make that joke when the comments are guaranteed to already?

[@randomslomo1875]

Ahh... So refreshing to see another how it's actually made video

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

1:14 Back in her time they called her the Rough-rider Smith. Because more than a few folk were sent to the hospital with broken bones.

[@dudethedude4391]

I hope the copyright claims go away, because this is one of my favorite KZbin series

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Now I want an apple pie. Why are all forms of apple pastries so delicious?

[@chrisjandik5019]

I hope you get some frozen horse semen!

[@ConstantChaos1]

Apples contain a slightly potentially psychoactive compound that leads to more vivid dreams if I recall correctly so that might be part of it

[@keriwatson4198]

Jesus flipin crist that’s a lotta butter My friend laughed so hard he hasn’t taken a breath in five minutes

[@JK-uj9hs]

This video was some good sheet.

[@Saranaprasadam]

This is the first video of this channel and I legit thought it's a serious how it's made video until he said apple dust 🤣😂🤣😂. Subscribed instantly

[@zLuckieS]

4:33 And gun violence. He says in a calm soothing voice

[@zackthegamerwolf7175]

As an American, I can conclude that gun violence is very common, hence why he said it so calmly, and also nice pfp

[@sw1nkz50]

I love how most of these videos have perfectly normal and educational beginnings before descending into chaos

[@joffles6516]

The last how it’s actually made, RIP

[@dallasfreeman3417]

Probably found your channel a week ago and I've been watching your videos everyday after work. About 6 vids in and 5 bong bowls later I'm so confused and dying laughing because i forget I'm not actually watching "how it made" love your stuff man

[@SarafinaSummers]

I can’t wait to watch these tomorrow after I get my medicine refilled. I will be joining you on the high AF train and watching these not remembering that it’s not actually how it’s made. LMAO!

[@taiidan1]

Shame you haven't made any more since this one I enjoy watching your version of this :😜

[@ConstantChaos1]

He made how computers are actually made....

[@MrKite]

"The pie shells start with Jesus Fucking Christ thats a lot of butter" is the best delivery I'd ever heard spoken

[@Orbwn2]

3:36 pronunciation of “centrifugal” is painful. Unless that’s not what he’s trying to say, in which case my bad

[@bennekin]

That’s literally how it’s pronounced wdym

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

@@bennekinno, it’s (Sent-rih-feu-gull)

[@nekomimicatears]

​@@CrazedKasaJizopossibly a difference in dialect, the only way I've ever heard it pronounced is how he said it.

[@mattmoore2789]

This is one of the best ones yet