How It's Actually Made - Crayons

[@adaharrisonn]

"Carefully and delicately vomits" is not a string of words I ever thought I would hear in that order.

[@lotus7781]

*delicately and gracefully vomits*

[@orchdork775]

I gotta say, the epitome of careful, delicate vomiting has to be when mother birds feed their new born chicks by vomiting pre-digested food down their throats. I never would have thought that a real life phenemenon could so perfectly exemplify one of Huggbees nonsense phrases, but here we are 😂

[@brideauxd]

Isn’t that how bees make honey

[@Remembrncee]

i don’t see the problem

[@RealRexRiplash]

It has * dies cutely * energy

[@noodleoo.]

I love how the narrator says "oh my god they're destroying Mars" so calmly like it barely affects him

[@jermastwin2676]

He hates Mars, as it stole his girlfriend. He’s getting payed to narrate the footage tho.

[@hii1317]

WILBUR?

[@OldVids_]

@@hii1317 Wilbur pfp yes. Don’t be weird

[@hii1317]

@@infohazards thank you

[@wall4818]

Those animals.

[@iliasvelaoras3038]

Rest in peace Mars 1971-2018

[@gamejunk2707]

Ilias Velaoras Elon Musk will cry after watching this video

[@halomaster2137]

Ilias Velaoras but I thought Mars was around since 1969?

[@iliasvelaoras3038]

Elon Musk wasn't though

[@chloejec6318]

Rip mars

[@teguenjoyer3842]

Lettuce

[@sml2k186]

I cant believe history classes dont tell us about the X12-Mega Revolver

[@Keanuthelegend]

SML 2K18 typical shoddy American education system...

[@KingKEK255]

I know right, It played a huge part in every major historical event.

[@DaGrumpyTaco]

@@KingKEK255 yeah like 9/11 for instance

[@culture4519]

peterkrepkiy and also the war of 1812

[@dylantaslim7806]

And the crucifixion of Jesus Christ

[@levigriffin4314]

I cant wait for April fools where you actually read the script for one of these videos.

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

He is reading the real script but they change and that version is the one to you see on TV

[@sleepyheadsylvee]

Prussian German soldier r/whooosh

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

@@sleepyheadsylvee Do...do you even know what r/whoosh is?

[@toonnex1608]

Thats not a joke thats crule

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

@Polarbear Frost R/wooosh

[@mlpman246]

"Defective crayons are separated from the main line, and are shipped out to the Middle East as Marine Corps rations."

[@devinhawthorne9029]

The only reason I'm in this comment section is to find comments about The Marine Corps. Thank you my dude.

[@sarotatsuki8500]

Oof lol

[@GoldenAura32]

Can confirm

[@Thisismycomment.]

Found the Marine jokes

[@WhiskyGravy]

🤣

[@compactsora]

This doesn't explain how they made crayons taste so damn good.

[@user-uc6hg5tp2h]

compactsora it’s the secret powder.

[@I_Shot_Cupid]

Some cocaine and sugar

[@ethanpet113]

Secret powder

[@thenumberoneyoungthug7477]

compactsora so you’re a marine, then.

[@StillNoPickles69]

Tastes like memories

[@TimiVision1]

Thank you so much for censoring those colors. As a single mother I want to show this to my kids without having to potentially scar them to colors that are so vile and disgusting.

[@jullyasonhadora1519]

It's drugs!!!

[@ChanceKearns]

Cracism

[@val_thezesty]

@@ChanceKearns think about the children!! We must protect them from such crayon colors

[@sebgamingkid]

666th like

[@This_used_to_be_my_moms]

💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎 🟢🔵🟣⚫️⚪️🟤 🟩🟦🟪⬛️⬜️🟫

[@PauzSycho]

“You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars” “Oh my god they’re destroying Mars”

[@damienfinnegan8272]

The BFG is just the 12x mega revolver

[@Verillia]

Lol nice doom reference

[@MoonlightMirage]

The power of the x12 mega revolver shining through

[@thatswhatshesaid2777]

Those animals.

[@TrainsRcAndMore]

*"Oh my god they're destroying Mars"*

[@TrainsRcAndMore]

Anmilssssssssssssssssssssss s

[@finefreshbread3243]

*"those animals"*

[@elliannabirdsall2082]

LMAO

[@jccnlas8523]

1:50

[@dice6541]

oh my god your voice gets better every episode

[@MrJohnlennon007]

He sounds exactly like Patrick Bateman of American Psycho

[@jpandelross1865]

Umm what

[@sorakingdom06]

Simp

[@pactube8833]

that because of secret powder

[@Wolfiie]

"Oh My God They're destroying Mars!" "WhAt ArE yOu DoInG pEtEr?!"

[@katherinehandcock1893]

“Why Peter why?”

[@thedeergod435]

Strong Marcus will protect us

[@asthenic6841]

So far this effort has found........0 missing children

[@crazyluigi6664]

R.I.P. the missing children. :c

[@emmamasterson524]

F

[@strangent404a7]

That's because their were already used as an ingredient for the crayons

[@ballpointpen7728]

@@strangent404a7 THATS WHY THEY TASTE GOOD

[@jblakeplays2541]

So far this effort has lost........n=(n+1) children I think I wrote that equation right... lol Sorry if I didn't, spur of the moment thought, and I'm not a genius at math

[@Brandon-73109]

Crayon factory worker: "I'm just glad to provide the essentials for our marines overseas"

[@nightflamess1594]

Oh My GoD ThEy aRe DestroIng MaRs

[@_LEONKING_]

Those fucking animals

[@arctaisiaxiakta2854]

This is the reason Elon Musk resorted to drugs

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Th🅾se 🅰nℹm🅰l

[@LiftYagami]

Repeating a single line from a video verbatim doesn’t not equal comedy

[@nightflamess1594]

@@LiftYagami yea i know. I just did that because i found the line funny.

[@lobstercat]

This may be the first time that a well known company has had the balls to show us how their products are made.

[@Korosivv]

Too bad all their crayons suck shit lmao

[@censored1080]

Even then, they had to settle with a cheap imitation. So sad.

[@BrokenHedgehog]

@@censored1080 Coloring with Roseart was like trying to color with a candle, I STG...

[@sidneyisais8862]

Sometimes I wonder how much of this is actually accurate.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

All of it.

[@anongoloid]

100% of the information within is factual

[@NOTABOT2KChann]

The goose stepping IS tru everything else is fake newz

[@StillNoPickles69]

What're you talking about? It's all accurate

[@meevil24]

Maybe like 1%

[@RangerOfTheOrder]

"After being packaged, they are ready to be shipped to the United States Marine Corps"

[@zoidenvoid]

*For Consuming Porpuses Only*

[@ilocosmetro]

Top Food Supplier of the United States Marine Corps

[@radon1221]

never forget what you're fighting for

[@heroofkvatch5878]

LOL

[@fbi8333]

Still more appetizing than K-Rations

[@mlpman246]

I hear that!

[@shrub241]

I was waiting to see a marine joke here. Good job.

[@fadingecho356]

You forgot the end of assembly where a US Marine taste tests for quality used to be my job god I love blue

[@StillNoPickles69]

The best part about this series is the fact that legit how it's made videos are in the recommended next to these lol

[@cldclapzz7481]

R/woooooooosh

[@StillNoPickles69]

mrmilk8907 8907654321 you're a brainlet

[@cldclapzz7481]

R/reeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@frootspyder569]

@@cldclapzz7481 why are people always so whoosh happy

[@cldclapzz7481]

Idk but i didnt know what woosh ment sry if u got upset

[@RetroArcadeGuy]

I know these videos are just parodies. But I love these kind of videos when they are parodies, but also remain slightly informative at the same time. Like the X12 mega revolver. I didn't knew it took 2 presidents down at the same time! Marvel in history! And also a tragedy, I believe!

[@coltonfrancisco7090]

Lmfao I lost it at the blurred colors haha

[@keratexas-]

why were the blurred

[@snapcountersteer]

@@keratexas- to maintain our viewing enjoyment

[@evertenplaza3673]

Man, Marine MREs really have gone a long way

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

"25% of the crayons are shipped to multiple MRE factories specifically fitted for use in the Marine's MRE, that's 1,246 crayons for every Marine!"

[@Happy-uc8ge]

“ *oh my god they are destroying mars those animals* “ me: 🤣 1:47

[@McGowanForge]

Normal people: "wow I like this color crayon" Marines: "orange taste like glue" Normal people: "what... "

[@lacamorte]

2:24 love how that one metal part looks like it's nodding in approval for the other part to package each individual crayon 😂

[@ilocosmetro]

How It’s Actually Made - Erections

[@bread8646]

Thatd be a *Hard* video to make

[@ilocosmetro]

Bread There is nothing too hard. Except a penis afflicted with priapism

[@ghosturr3568]

ilocosmetro my pp just got hard

[@SAWardga]

floofle tell isis my peepee hard

[@nickduzan3491]

Eat me dad

[@whatzittooya9012]

2:12 So THAT'S where Elon got the name idea.

[@tookitogo]

0:50 nobody wants the recipe for RoseArt’s crappy crayons. 😂

[@Jackson-mm3qb]

Everyone knows the struggle of your parents accidentally buying you rose art crayons instead of crayola.

[@monke6776]

I’m so hungry rn and those crayons look delicious

[@yepmcyeppington]

Maybe if you didn't follow through with communism everyone wouldn't be starving

[@kieranmilner4208]

Ah I found the marine

[@caster25000]

If you haven't already, have you considered joining the Marines? You'd fit right in.

[@Barnowl65]

The fact that he can say "oh my god, they're destroying Mars. Those animals" in such a nonchalant voice is exactly why I love this channel.

[@Аку-ю7ф]

to the 7 people who disliked cuz they thought it was actually a documentary, well done.

[@tomohisa3049]

A MARINES WET DREAM

[@Armpit_Slapper]

Crayola is better.

[@InsanePigeon]

nah, they taste better.

[@cldclapzz7481]

R/wooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@doggod1440]

mrmilk8907 8907654321 You only use R/woosh when someone doesn’t get the joke. (If someone sees this please put this on r/woosh)

[@cldclapzz7481]

Aight

[@purbahs]

Animation Eon or ruin the jokes

[@minater247]

I love that you've changed it enough that it can't be copyrighted but it's still educational and you can pretty much tell what's happening and it's funny

[@ethanm.redacted3985]

As a revolver enthusiast, I am in love with the X12 Mega Revolver.

[@MatecaCorp]

The most parodic thing about this video is the assertion that Rose Art crayons are worth any of your time

[@spencergronik2730]

1:13 *_These crayons are NSFW_*

[@GG-GG-GG-GG0]

Hey there

[@heatherhallfo5179]

Not Safe For Writing

[@kaypelle4508]

0:44 the wax is melted from like buttery to staight up unadvertising

[@TheDalen2016]

You can see Curiosity if you look hard enough @1:48

[@jasonquiver6907]

@@RaulGomez-ic6ob Could you stop wishing death upon random people you don't even know?

[@JBlooey]

obama I thought it killed the cat.

[@snoke5567]

This should be a promotional video for the Marines

[@winchescumberholland5370]

Those poor missing children, I wonder if their abductor ever buys them crayons and sees he's being caught onto. 😂

[@jstrandquist]

But is the machine at 1:38 a rinsing machine or a filling machine? The people need answers.

[@timothymclean]

Filling machine. Rinsing machines are upside-down and only filled with wax as a prank by disgruntled workers.

[@gwavitie716]

I will never look at crayon boxes the same way again...

[@eageraurora879]

Oh cool I always wanted to see how MRE's where made! Currently enjoying a crayon myself my daddy brought back from Afghan.

[@tibdotwav]

i almost spit my drink out when you say "omg they're destorying mars"

[@chromiumman8453]

I don't usually laugh out loud, but the "boxes with missing children's pictures on them" joke made me snort. Thank you for your service.

[@faizan5456]

How it's actually made: The official podcast.

[@Pomkbing]

The funny thing about these videos is, I remember watching nearly half of these when I was too sick to sleep so I stayed up all night and then proceeded to enjoy and watch these from 5 am to 7 am

[@jvillela98]

1:04 reminds me of the scene in batman begins where they were dumping chemicals in the water supply

[@Formosa1]

So I was helping my kid work on his assignment on crayons … We’ve probably watched the same Discovery Channel program thousands of times that I have PTSD, but then “the crayons goose-step” and I almost died. 👏 brilliant!!!

[@MrSaywutnow]

Thanks to the 2nd Amendment, even you can own a X-12 Megarevolver. God bless America.

[@MoonlightMirage]

I love how we go from factual information at the beginning (which I believe is from the actual script) to "Oh my god they're destroying Mars... Those animals..."

[@generallaro1269]

Man the marines must love this one

[@Sleepdeprivedsimp1]

These videos have taught me one thing Something either looks like something i wanna eat or absolute shit, no in-between

[@bread_7765]

This really helped with my homework thanks

[@Whatismusic123]

You gonna get an S+++

[@zoidenvoid]

Is taht ami?

[@rafe5398]

"one by one, they file into grooves of the worlds coolest gun" *_the X-12 Mega-revolver_*

[@ElectronLord]

This is your best one yet. You had me rolling with "the average american kid uses 730 of them by the age of 10".... love this series

[@googuser7193]

Marines are waiting outside about to raid the factory for the precious crayons

[@pleasenobadwords3728]

"1:40 - 1:50" - Total Recall, 1990

[@s.s.99]

“Oh my god, they’re destroying Mars. Those animals……” I friggin died 😂😂😂

[@brblb5425]

I thought it was real until wombo said “ohh my god they are destroying Mars”

[@kdwaynec]

This explains why I kept getting boxes of crayons that were all the same color. My cheap parents did all the school supply shopping at the discount crayon overstock factory outlet store.

[@catbunDigital]

3:31 the pictures must have been applied to the boxes of the non-related crayon colors which are currently residing in the local recycling center.

[@superlocke8259]

god finally. i’ve always wondered how my favorite snack is made

[@jacobhu4431]

I always wanted to know how they make my favorite snack!

[@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG]

This is my favorite snack ever, thank you for uploading.

[@timothysheridan8134]

My favourite part about these is trying to figure out what is legit commentary and what is satire lmao

[@Mirascarlo]

I like how in all of these we still get a sense of how the stuff is made

[@veggie9067]

0:52 CRAYONS HAVE COCAIN IN THEM

[@gamingwithjosh7826]

That's why they taste so good

[@Trainboi1983]

@@gamingwithjosh7826*no,No,NOOO!*

[@thnikkaslimeree7707]

I love it how you're only half serious whenever you're doing these

[@rickroll4058]

0:23 Wait... there was a toxic version?

[@senilerodent]

they're*

[@PCrailfan3790]

@@senilerodentnope your wrong they’re is a conjugation of they-are

[@senilerodent]

@@PCrailfan3790 i was joking

[@senilerodent]

@@PCrailfan3790 i don't remember why

[@fluxie31_old]

​@@senilerodentwhat a joke 💀💀💀

[@gayfroggi7852]

0:20 It might be subtle, but this is where we breach sanity immediately

[@TheOlis000]

I taught it was real until the “we lost that footage so here’s Mars” segment 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@greatleader4841]

first off, thought* Second...you can't be serious.

[@Trollestiatumblur]

Wait... it took you THAT long to realize it was fake??

[@familiarbreakfast1892]

sir please exit the internet, your stupidity is not welcome here

[@the711devin4]

“As we question the competency of Rozart”

[@ShellShocked78-g3x]

The best way to eat a crayon is like a corn on a cob. That way you get the wax, and the paper in just one bite.

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

1:47 Amateur footage of the slow destruction of the surface of Mars at the hands of the BFG10K.

[@Channel-xy2wj]

For some reason I actually sort of watch these for educational purposes. Like it’s interesting to see how it’s made mixed with the comedic narration in the background

[@juntaroikeda7307]

Legal slaves in 3:00 : This batch is a failure, this one is a disappointment, the other one is self-hate, and the last one is the normies. What did I miss? Oh, the 4chan neo nazis. That goes to the other end.

[@plague6566]

Ah yes, a Titan's favorite dish. The great delicacy of the one eyed masked wearing Top Tree Striker

[@popycorn3005]

indeed

[@Ryan-br6ic]

As a crayon, I can confirm that those are in fact crayons

[@skychaserthedragon2046]

I can't wait for them to invent more crayon colors.

[@kyndle0]

1:22 That kinda looks like liquid meat

[@chaneng2386]

I hate you for saying “ liquid meat”

[@smileysproduction5245]

Not gonna lie the x-12 mega revolver looking sick if u made a gun just like that and filled with well...crayons!

[@QueenFondue]

All hail Yellow Orange.

[@awwgrassyass9857]

This episode is a favorite of mine because it reminds me of being little and watching the Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood episode about the crayon factory.

[@Ferraday]

Gus Johnson makes a video on crayons Coincidence? I think not

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Yo who the fuck is gus johnson

[@Templarfreak]

the way he delivers "those animals" sounds more like he is impressed rather than shocked tbh

[@radarpinki]

congrats on 100k

[@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser]

This just reminded me that I have a crayon mixing and molding machine in one of my storage closets, which I haven't used in over a decade

[@mattheworchard481]

2:00 lol this still has me laughing

[@ganzonomy]

This is GREAT!!!! Make this a weekly series!

[@miaw2534]

Honestly I just watch 80% of your videos

[@chrissy07girl]

Mr Rodgers had a how they make crayon video too. But at least he had the decency of showing the Crayola crayon factory

[@atomix1876]

A good educational video

[@Nacho-x8l]

I love how its all jokes and for a second he decides to actually explain what is happening and after decide to insult your mom

[@emm_4595]

The hidden powder is cocaine

[@therealnytr0154]

this is like the perfect blend of fact and comedy, Its hilarious