How It's Actually Made - Alkaline Batteries

Alkaline batteries power everything from TV remotes to children's toys. See what goes into powering up an alkaline battery with this video.
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[@eijiokumura1288]

Well I'm glad someone is helping graphite do homework. He's got a lot of missing assignments

[@gui18bif]

He's just dumb

[@saltedjules_]

meirl

[@dr.coomer789]

Same

[@jonnda]

Graphite has gone soft for a gal named Graphene, and is easily distracted.

[@hogfather22]

Graphite just doesn't care about homework. It's just coasting along until the opportunity comes along for it to turn into diamond. Then it's set for life.

[@smolderinghnnybun]

I just think it’s cool how his voice sounds so professional like an actual voiceover person for these videos and whenever you hear something weird it just makes it so much funnier because he sounds professional and it was very unexpected

[@donovanulrich348]

No! Peter NOOOO 😂😂 Huggbees can make it professional and comedic

[@undefined7141]

You are diagnosed as diabetic

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

Almost like it's on purpose and the whole point of the joke.

[@dawsongrunzweig6382]

@@suprememasteroftheuniverseyou must be fun at parties 😒

[@carmichaelmoritz8662]

@@dawsongrunzweig6382 do you say that to everyone. Don't discriminate ok. 🤣😂🤣

[@Cheeto_Fingerz]

Watching this like “hmm... this actually sounds like a fairly realistic how-to video for once-“ 0:51 aaaaaand there it is.

[@MyoticTesseract]

feel like "helps the graphite with its homework" was also a pretty good first sign

[@thesatelliteslickers907]

0:23 is the point for me

[@paulk.4648]

0:04 is where he "made" the first "mistake"

[@beactivebehappy9894]

@@paulk.4648 science students be like: anode is +ve and cathode is -ve

[@TaxEvasionUS]

Anthrax

[@Real_RUBB3R]

I love the mix of actual facts, satire dialogue, and just straight up realism these videos have, they're so absurd and I love it

[@grimmington2569]

Fun fact: that entire roll of receipt paper is exactly 1/2 of a CVS receipt

[@skylinefan4184]

Jokes aside, my mom once got a CVS receipt 18 inches long.

[@gunfuego]

@@skylinefan4184 I got a receipt that big just buying a case of water about two weeks ago lol they must own their own papermill 🤣

[@gamergaming6604]

: )

[@ApostleOfCats]

Skyline lover that's actually kinda small for a cvs receipt, I once got one 3 feet long

[@djmaxipad6238]

I just made a similar comment & then found yours. My day is completely ruined 😫

[@crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington]

1:19 UHHH

[@nruhcage]

next a machine called a big rolly curvy wavy machine inserts three pellets into the round tuby metally things.

[@jan_pita]

for some reason I didn't expect cuptoast to be here

[@SirKismet]

Y e s

[@milkloverenterprises3367]

So you can’t give a reason for him to live, I guess he thought right.

[@CoopAchuy]

Oh hey crumb

[@joeybagodonuts6683]

Ahh dang I cant believe I fell for the old "this zinc gel is actually cement" trick again..

[@jamescanjuggle]

@@Willam_J ah thats why it tasted like lemons and pain😅

[@TB-ol7zn]

It's the oldest trick in the book

[@NickyTheSwordsman]

Wait..."again?"...

[@Potarchive10]

This is why my apartment broke apart!

[@CROWZ_joey]

I accidentally ate is last time

[@someone16234]

I love that each episode starts out with a few total lies before he gets to the real process

[@PsychoThirteen]

LOL

[@TransistorizedCharlie]

Anode and cathode were backwards though lol. Very subtle

[@shrekfrog]

I nearly teared up at that flashlight life cycle, I've never felt so humbled by how amazing life can truly be. I think my depression cleared.

[@jayphilipps3904]

And I've just seen the life sickle of a Fleshlight, i don't need a psychologist i need bleach

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

I'm glad that gives you a reason to live, because the 25-head press does not do that.

[@andiahmadafiq2821]

Yeap i saw the natgeo documentary about it, literally life changing

[@kennethburke6402]

666th like

[@louishavens7849]

😒 your dog ran away

[@crisd7840]

I really wanted to know where the ----- In batteries came from Thanks 🙏 3:37

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Fun Fact: In Sonic 3&K, the battery in Flying Battery Zone is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, due to all the players who fell off.

[@Thtboyej]

The fun fact dan

[@Josuh]

That music slaps tho

[@jordancambridge4106]

Kinky.

[@GoodEevee]

Thanks for reminding me of the memory I suppressed

[@danielwallace6422]

I hate that level. That and the sand one.

[@matrick2227]

0:22 “they can store an infinite amount of energy” Seems about right I own these batteries and if I’m not too carful and charge for too long it absorbs essentially a infinite amount of energy... and subsequently collapses into a black hole. It’s really problematic I should really stop doing that...

[@donovanulrich348]

Lol XD The concept of infinity is flawed We can make infinite power now, infinity only means more then you can use. There is noting infinite as in can not run out, because it already would have existed. So what can you make in the middle of time, gonna outlast time itself?

[@featherweighthate]

@@donovanulrich348 clearly a joke...

[@nekomimicatears]

Fun fact: a black hole formed of energy is called a Kugelblitz!

[@MakenaForest]

@@donovanulrich348 time. time will outlast the universe long after light dies and matter rots.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Finally covering how my favorite food is made!

[@prohikikomo]

Now draw Sydney eating batteries...

[@gugdug8735]

I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere else before

[@8-byteturtle669]

Nice pfp

[@NafeeDoesStuff]

You feel familiar

[@itay6699]

I prefer lamps

[@DeezNuts-bg2qp]

It's like a movie heist crew getting introduced. Graphite: Which conducts electricity Silver Catalyst: Which helps the graphite with it's homework Manganese Dioxide: Which is wanted for sex crimes. Barium Sulfate: Which is lactose intolerant. Zinc: Which was assaulted by the Manganese Dioxide Anthrax: Which keeps the particle charges active.

[@darraarljod8911]

You forgot the tears of the last Unicorn.

[@SylvesterTheSupernatural]

Sss- the last part of "batteries"

[@RetroDragonfly]

huh, I've always wondered what the origin of the in "Batteries " was. You learn something new every day!

[@BozoFox42069]

That blank has a name and it’s “sssss”

[@bastienpabiot3678]

@@BozoFox42069 you missed the point

[@AlexseN1996]

now i understand why batteries are called batteries, its because of the batter. Thanks Huggbees. Truly educational as always

[@jameshiroki1]

The life cycle of a flashlight is so beautiful

[@AdmiralAwsm]

The life cycle of a Fleshlight, not so much.

[@corbinglenn2567]

@@AdmiralAwsm not with our modern generation

[@Atylonisus]

It really reminds me of why I do what I do

[@zUltra3D]

0:05 you already know you're in for a treat when he says that + is - and - is +

[@bluecreeper6161]

My brain to simple, so I tried to simplify it, correct me if I’m wrong, anode is cathode, cathode is anode?

[@zUltra3D]

@@bluecreeper6161 correct Using math we can simplify and we end up with cathode = cathode and anode = anode or some other bs equations lmfao

[@spikeybiscuit9251]

The components of the word "batteries " is my favorite bit so far

[@vittring5string]

agreed. That bit usurped the "jerky tribunal" for me

[@brodster7042]

This is where the “ “ in the word “batteries “ comes from

[@gabrielxavier2676]

For real, that part was the work of a master of comedy, slowly grinding up to the absurd punchline, that was amazing.

[@Racso-oscaR]

Ree being energy is amazing

[@enderoverheaven5848]

Well then "circumsised battery" isn't something i was expecting to hear today. Thanks Huggbees, You all ways seem to surprise me with more and more cursed descriptions of basic household items or consumables.

[@KhenbishM]

I wanna know what an AI trained only on your content would be like

[@Fighter_Builder]

chaos

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

that's what I'm going to do after my assignments today. thanks for the idea

[@Local_Phantasm]

It’s gonna make like 700 jokes a second

[@EmbeddedWithin]

@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight done yet?

[@EmbeddedWithin]

@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight wait you have 10k. Plus susbs. Praise the… uh…

[@jonnycatland1987]

At 1:26 that is actually a rollie coalie revolver solver, a lot of people mix them up.

[@failedabortion1894]

If only you knew how much more fun it is to watch these while drunk

[@ShojoBakunyu]

Oh, we know.....

[@YeOldeKamikaze]

Or high

[@Swedeinaboonie]

Or stoned

[@Eternal1nstant]

On DMT

[@MokiTheBest]

on the fbi watchlist @@Eternal1nstant

[@alexandermacroy7416]

2:45 "Where they get to enjoy the experience of waiting in line." 🤣 Oh my god that caught me off guard.

[@something-better]

I swear recommendations are faster than notifications.

[@Gatorade69]

Yes. Yes it is. Oh hey ! It's a shuckle !

[@groowanderer]

I sometimes don't get notifications at all from certain channels I'm subscribed to, I just get them recommended hours later.

[@michakowaleczko7512]

Totally! Weird

[@brandedcharmer9321]

Agreed. I just now got a notification for this video. 18hrs later...

[@pk0_urBx]

Please make a "How babies are actually made"

[@unknownuser4224]

😂😂

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Thank you, unlike the original show you actually teach us how things are made

[@ishid_anfarded_king]

this is the orgininal tho...

[@liamtice8794]

@@ishid_anfarded_king play the video again and listen closely

[@sheefgrongus]

@@liamtice8794 i think Just maybe That was a joke.

[@nise6699]

@@sheefgrongus Wait, this isn't the original? I have been lied to

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

Wait if bigfoot is real maybe he has a point.

[@ShOxCooking]

If you pause at 0:42 and shake your phone it jiggles

[@Ember28]

and how did you discover this

[@Dh-hg5ym]

​@@Ember28yea seriously tho?

[@Cane4092]

this is very cool

[@ShOxCooking]

@@Ember28 Sorry didn’t see this, I paused at this exact moment when I was moving to set my phone down; as I was I noticed it had the illusion of jiggling pretty weird but cool!

[@Ember28]

@@ShOxCooking oh, guess it's just one of those rare moments then :3

[@CalmingKittenMultiverse]

The, "Ahh, ahh! Stop, you're squishing my hand!!" part killed me! XD

[@donovanulrich348]

I aswell XD Thats my new insult to humans "Yeah, whatever you say. Fake batteries" 😂

[@violingymnast1]

Killed those fake batteries too

[@savageratentertainment]

now you know how the fake batteries feel....

[@andistansbury4366]

It's like the defective turrents in Portal 2 having actual personalities

[@amaruqlonewolf3350]

Killed you? What're you, a fake battery or something?

[@seedlesswatermelon5113]

At 2:10 there’s a filling machine for batteries which gives energy to the filling machine which gives energy to the filling machine maker which goes on

[@IanChristopher]

"Circumcised battery" is the phrase that I will not hear again for the rest of my life

[@localvanhalenfan4378]

Circumcised battery

[@NostalgiaforInfinity]

@@localvanhalenfan4378 It's typed, so he didn't hear it. Checkmate, atheists.

[@TheZorx]

4:18

[@chickwensrule]

I can just imagine someone clicking this video thinking they were going to actually learn how alkaline batteries were made lol

[@mikephillips6373]

Thats how I came across this channel actually, i think it was the spheres turning inside out one or the jelly bean one. Pretty sure it was the jelly bean one though because I was drifting to sleep and heard “red super power? Racism”

[@mastercooper8109]

“Most of you aren’t paying attention anyways” At least I paid attention to that 😕

[@CheeseMiser]

Actually he said, "since 90% if you arent following along anyways." Thus proving that you were indeed, not following along.

[@mastercooper8109]

@@CheeseMiser actually that may of had if not for the fact that he actually said “since 90% of you aren’t following what’s going on anyway” proving you yourself were not listening

[@CheeseMiser]

@@mastercooper8109 he literally said along.

[@searmius1063]

@Cheese Miser actually he did say “since 90% of you aren’t following what’s going on anyway” proving you yourself were not listening again 1:41 /lh

[@CheeseMiser]

@Caleb Pryor it was supposed to be a joke

[@TroubledOnePaydirt]

I don’t know how long this channel has been a thing, but how I’ve never come across it before is criminal. U sir, have one new sub. Bravo. I say BRAVO good sir.

[@stalwartneon8251]

"What it doesn't do is give me a reason to live" huggbees

[@Overqualification]

Quoting what was said from the video = funny

[@outerhavennyc6616]

But is it a rinsing or filling machine?

[@stalwartneon8251]

@@Overqualification it's what gets the likes, apparently

[@JohnFinger1996]

@@Overqualification you are the comedy Wikipedia editor

[@Thtboyej]

The quote dan

[@rainstorm6707]

3:23 Then... then what stops the batteries from floating away?!?!

[@tovishitomeiji5383]

I didn't hear the judge say 'alkaline' so perhaps can you do a video on just 'battery' so I can understand why my father was sentenced to jail for 50 years?

[@ElectricGun100]

💀

[@aspiringxfires]

OH

[@theslysilverfox268]

Aaah. I see.

[@jacksonguillory8114]

@@ElectricGun100 👶👦👬👨‍👧‍👦🎅👴💀

[@Keyboardkat3]

The fact that the sentance "Circumsised and Uncircumsised batteries" exists now makes me feel emotions i cant even begin to describe.

[@upddog5745]

I appreciate you dude. Your mind is impressive. Everytime I assume what the next joke is going to be you hit me from left field! Creativity like yours is rare

[@donovanulrich348]

He goes on to revel *The Legendary Super Brick* XD 😂😂👌

[@purplehaze2358]

"What it doesn't do is give me a reason to live." That's what the life cycle of a flashlight is for.

[@liiannopeekarriS]

”This is where the - in batteries, comes from”

[@YeOldeKamikaze]

I never thought about batteries undergoing circumcision. Now I can't stop thinking about it. Thanks.

[@HiAnonym]

4:01 Wow that logic chain with the stomach acid was so random but also well fitting lmao

[@bluehornets5694]

honest question - but why do I learn more from these videos than in any school I've ever been to?

[@randyallaway4085]

*gasp* He's tricked me TWICE now! DAMN YOU, HUGGBEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[@mooimapirate95]

My daughter found this channel and my husband and I were so confused, but stupidly accepting what we were hearing before realizing about three minutes into one of these videos that it wasnt a regular how it's made episode

[@Mentles1]

Damn, another food video? You know exactly what I wanted to watch.

[@jamesc.mudingay5353]

Everyone gangsta until he makes "How it's actually made - Babies"

[@vacuous1331]

Fun fact! Half of these ingredients are also used to make energy drinks in Russia and Eastern Europe. Tastes like batteries too!

[@donovanulrich348]

Not so fun fact What pepsi puts in there soda/pop you would prefer batteries Ill stick to my paint thinner, thank you 😂😂😂

[@ibavider]

In Russia they contaminate their food with Anthrax?

[@featherweighthate]

I don't think you want to drink paint thinner over whatever is in Pepsi. Also, you must be exaggerating, because drinking the contents of a battery can literally kill you. I'll stick to my nuclear waste product.

[@gentchnelson2632]

I love that every time he starts one of these videos, he actually uses correct information

[@rpakapohi]

still waiting for the day he posts a video explaining exactly what's happening without jokes just to mess with our heads

[@tomasturbado3942]

It already happened, April fools one or two years ago

[@nihilvox]

The one on fishing wire

[@rpakapohi]

@@tomasturbado3942 o shit, didn't knew! my bad. F Mc Kevin btw

[@breakbeat_hardcore]

It's funny to imagine an unsuspecting high school science teacher trying to show an informative video to their students only to snap back to reality upon hearing that line at 0:51 and lose their shit

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

This really... *charged* me up for more

[@Thtboyej]

The dad joke dan

[@vierre3691]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@zlaundry]

no

[@unfortunate7724]

Pun

[@ytuser4562]

“What it doesn’t do is give me a reason to live.” At 1:15 came out of NOWHERE and got me so good

[@registeel379.]

Thanks, now I can make my own at home

[@hamiltongranger848]

Nononononononoonono!!

[@Thtboyej]

The diy dan

[@skwisgaarskwigelf331]

*Battery makers hate him!*

[@puppergump4117]

*Can hold an infinite amount of energy!*

[@donovanulrich348]

Your car makes "infinite" energy Thats why the manufactures only want 1 battery in the vehicle If your alternator and belt work, your battery never loses power And since the alternator is still making energy, you could be charging more Nah, lets pay DTE or our local power whores

[@yutonakamura3684]

"Well you should feel stupid because it's actually liquid Zinc gel, I tricked you twice" 😂

[@MarkusPresson]

Last time I was this early, How It's Made had just premiered.

[@Thtboyej]

The earliest dan

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Lol

[@charHD]

The commitment to the syllables bit really polarised me

[@sunthismarch]

I laughed out loud at least 4 times during this episode, so that's pretty good. I feel like these huggbees videos are made for me personally, so that's normal.

[@glueball0230]

Footage without sound: documentary Sound without footage: satire Both combined: perfect trustworthy source of information.

[@christianalofs9537]

i need more information on the "s" in batteries.. please enlighten me. what about a singular battery? there's no "s"?? what do we do now... do we give up? is there more? I need answers.

[@Turnip1000]

You never buy just one battery, so you should be safe. =D

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

the s is silent

[@isntduality]

that is why nothing need only one battery they need multiple

[@DamienXavier1828]

I just love how the beginning is informational and true. But then the rest of the video makes me feel like I’ve had a stroke

[@twjamjam]

Hopefully this will make my day better

[@tobbleboii5988]

REEEEEEEEEE

[@antares946]

did it make your day better?

[@_letstartariot]

I shed a tear seeing the life cycle of a flashlight. Thank you for not forcing us to watch one giving birth though.

[@Sarahmint]

The Last Unicorn was a great anime & no one can change my mind.

[@nimamaster6128]

What about twos?

[@donovanulrich348]

Huggs says unicorn tears And i dont think anything You say unicorn, all i can think of is *"Charlie!! We're going to find candy Mountain Charlie" and my brain is suffering PTSD 😂🤦‍♂️

[@henryjordan4872]

3:54 why did this physically hurt to watch

[@ExhaustinglyBored]

You caught me huggbees, I was high and not paying attention. I'm sorry

[@sherececox4023]

His voice sounds so much like a documentary that my brain's just like "ooo remember this, good facts" and I have to keep telling it to STOP

[@JohanFaerie]

I always wondered how batteries were made, thanks for the 100% accurate video!

[@needleslocal6809]

"You fool me once, I'll trust you again, you fool me twice, I'll destroy you with nukes"-Reggie

[@UCDitto]

I Found this dude like 12 hours ago, and I love the hell out of his content.

[@TheAdvertisement]

1:05 Man these Harry Potter references keep coming.

[@SlightSmile]

Oh hey look it's the guy whose comments I have criticised on Merg's channel I'm gonna say this every time I see you comment lmao

[@Kumquat_Lord]

Fun fact, before the discovery of the fruit, pinecones were called "pineapples"

[@Thtboyej]

The fun fact dan

[@brodyspears8290]

A lot of fruits were called apples before they were distinguished as there own

[@M4NIFF]

Why I not got this recommend 4-10 years ago? I got this video in my recommend

[@certifiedentity6811]

Ah yes, my favorite snack.

[@HurtSmooch601]

So glad you pick the most flattering thumbnails for these video

[@nistax2880]

1:43 I really wasn't

[@Kurokuma10]

I was not aware that I needed this channel in my life. Glad to have made the discovery.

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

You had me going for that first 30 seconds. I thought this was some awful world where you made real documentaries.

[@EclipseeRaven]

This whole video I thought I was upside down to just fuck with us then I moved my phone and the screen rotated. This man has gotten so deep in our heads that I can’t tell what’s fucking with us and what isnt

[@flow1715]

„what it doesn't do is give me a reason to live" wow man that was deep :(

[@Kalel_The_Protogen]

I wish all documentary videos were like this person

[@jamesjameston4171]

This video was great, but I’m having difficulties determining if something is zinc gel or wet concrete after being double tricked like that. This affects my daily life as I am a professional concrete layer, and I have accidentally laid down at least 40 slabs of zinc gel instead of concrete. Do you know if there is any e-mail hotline that I can contact to determine if something is wet cement or zinc gel? Regards, Jeff Kaplan.

[@novastardust1869]

I wasn't paying attention to the channel and just clicked it out of curiosity... then the second I heard the voice I realised what I got myself in to

[@toribenita_kyo]

1:35 - The internal workings of a GAU-8 Avenger rotary cannon.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"These batteries are the rechargeable type, which means they can store an infinite amount of energy"

[@notkeehan]

These will never get old

[@DarkSwordRagnarok]

The entire commentary is the most chaotic thing I've heard in a while. 😂

[@hydroxide5507]

the tears of the last unicorn sounds like a bloodborne item

[@jjtnt1233]

THIS IS SO INFORMATIVE All my students at school love it

[@gamergoddess05]

Yayyy! Just got off of work, great timing 😊😊😊 I love this series

[@kenziekenzielou]

i'm sick rn and i've been binge watching these videos for 2 days help me

[@gabiblac3680]

idk why but at 1:48 it looks like a minigun geting fulled each time it shoots. :T

[@Slu5h3]

Imagine working at a battery factory in this day and age where everything is rechargeable

[@abdelkrimelabassi5065]

Isn't that a filling machine at 3:28 ?

[@ethanreimund2549]

Came for the batteries, stayed for the etymology lesson

[@auntbarbara5576]

4:13 my wig flew off!

[@hmezzy1771]

I wish such informative and knowledgeable videos were shown at my school

[@high_Vapor]

2:50 looks like my minecraft farm

[@mineduck3050]

I have made tons of DYI batteries ever since watching this. Dont swim in the lakes or streams around my town though.