How It's Made: American Cheese

[@k.r.3598]

Producer: "How many words do you want to mispronounce?" Narrator: "Yes."

[@dan45217]

If it was being read by an actual person they would not have mispronounced so many words. But since it is read by artificial intelligence

[@inputfailed]

Narrator: yahs

[@metricstormtrooper]

That'd be yeah then😂

[@gbtimmon]

I’m like 99% convinced this was written by an AI

[@christianloper9483]

At this point that's an insult to AI lol

[@PJ-hn4cg]

My suspicion exactly. Although it must have been an over-the-counter program purchased on sale at Best Buy or something. Definitely not an Apple product ...

[@Exarian]

the Dead Internet Theory really is unsettling huh...

[@Magic_beans_]

Yep. Writing, narration, choice of stock footage, machines all the way down. A couple years ago people were selling this concept as a side hustle. They may have even gotten the idea from a machine, just asked it for a list of video ideas and fed them back in as script prompts.

[@tjames6427]

I couldn't stop laughing. I'm not even mad he mispronounced tons of word. When he was talking about the "hahmagenis" process I almost urinated from laughing so hard.

[@Mushroom.Madness.]

Veyeskawcity

[@Meowforce]

@@Mushroom.Madness.shodium cirus, the secret identity of skim montana

[@onibaka14]

Homojiznation 😭

[@ffhjvbuydb78eb]

@6:41 homenzation?

[@sbonfiglioli]

Proximinate compotion

[@tranquil5892]

Whoever wrote the script doesn’t know how cheese is made and whoever read the script can’t pronounce a word with more than 5 letters

[@radiodamon8750]

I now how cheese is made and American cheese is a poison .

[@tranquil5892]

@@radiodamon8750 no its just scrap cheese and moisture. you know nothing

[@titotantan795]

@@tranquil5892 my man….it’s a video about cheese relax

[@Youllvanish]

I was just gonna say, this guy reads with the skill level of a 1st grader.

[@tranquil5892]

@@titotantan795 My job is to control cheesemaking process flow. This guy half assed an incoherent and inaccurate video. I'm gonna leave a comment about it lol.

[@KnightOnBaldMountain]

I laughed at all the imagery of mozzarella, Swiss, cheddar, and virtually every cheese except American.

[@TFT-bp8zk]

That's AI generated trash for you. Creative commons stock video of cheese. AI generated text to speed. Step 3 - profit.

[@u2danny81]

I had no idea one could pronounce "homogenized" 18 different ways in less than a minute

[@unknownwolf8555]

I don't buy American cheese I do other cheese I got sick once with American cheese

[@c.r.5106]

I never heard so many mispronounced words by a native English speaker in a video before

[@radiodamon8750]

Not English language its American thay go out of ther way to corporately corrupt everything to make ther own . It's the way they are . Everything is simple ton . It's the way they think ther independent and not part of England so thay think .

[@Nathan_Breeze]

I detect an Asian accent in some of the words. I wonder if English really his is first language.

[@nicoleviolette1252]

@@Nathan_Breeze his is lol

[@HeliRy]

It’s not English, he’s speaking Americanese 😂

[@sand_man4168]

My guy never pronounced a word in his life

[@Dweller777]

Gonna get me some of that "grandollar" cheese. Sounds expensive!

[@wolverinefangowings]

Grandollar's house - it's where all the little dollars go for Thanksgiving dinner

[@gregkolodziej4110]

I'd buy that

[@johncogan8689]

Grandollar? Kirate? Prosphates? Good lord the mis-pronunciation rate is astounding

[@jichaelmorgan3796]

Honest criticism, let a friend good in English help you with pronounciation before publishing a video, the same way you would let someone proof read a paper.

[@baxuvis275]

I.K.R. I was thrown off by how many words were pronounced incorrectly.

[@TheOriginalJackTChance]

I came here to say basically the same thing. Stopped watching about halfway through due to horribly mispronounced words.

[@_Stay_K]

I find this comment ironic...

[@pieTone]

As a romanian guy, it's quite hard to read a script perfectly in english if you're not native. Even if you live in an english speaking country, spelling mistakes can occur. Tbh I think he did a good job overall, tho as you mentioned, someone checking his work before publishing it would help.

[@davidstevenson2636]

Can't tell whether this is a bad text reading program or this is the average intelligence of consumers of American cheese

[@br.eeyore]

Dude didn’t even try to say anhydrous, just made some sounds and kept going 🤣

[@br.eeyore]

Who knew American cheese contained “castrates”

[@rochead676]

I kept repeating that part. An-hod-jew-rays?

[@Lorenzo-fw3gx]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daltoninabnitt614]

"I think I will quit school and become a youtuber"

[@ovinophile]

The mispronunciations actually kept me hooked, waiting to catch the next one.

[@denzeldenzel5396]

If I'd get a dollar for everytime he said cheese I'd be a billionaire🤣🤣

[@HextorBane]

And the same for every word pronounced incorrectly :D

[@tjames6427]

A grand dollar

[@LaNguyenBTong]

Nah. You get better luck at drinking game.

[@tamicoil7069]

I'd have at least $50 for every time he mispronounced homogenization or some variation of the word. Drove me nuts. Couldn't they have put the phonetic spelling in his script?

[@HhhIhehJeekjje]

@@tjames6427ouhh this had me weakkk😂

[@Bombsteezy]

Bro I just want to know how they wrap the singles and here I am an expert at pronunciation

[@ThorntonNoir]

This guy committed “hahmagize” on these word pronunciations 🤣

[@ForestCounter]

"This cheese shouldent compromise less than 51 % of the final product..." I sure hope the cheese doesn't copromise the other ingredients 😬

[@kylejay6128]

English as a second language or didn't pass 8th grade, I can't tell.

[@ryancrist9565]

Today I learned that the formuhlation of balanced cheese blends is based on the proximidate compotion of the natural cheese used... I had no idea!

[@janelles.4774]

“Grand dollar cheese” 🤣😂😭

[@wumboqwark]

30 seconds in and they're already repeating themself

[@kaleidoscopicmind5]

2:25 NOT THE SODIUM KYRATE (citrate) 😩🤣

[@TessLaughlin]

Don't forget the prosphates 😂😂😭

[@donkique956]

Thanks to this KZbinr I'll never eat homosexual cheese.

[@tymz-r-achangin]

Fact: no less than 85% of all video clips they used in this video, is not even pertaining to the "How It's Made American Cheese" title of the video

[@KlausDieFuchs]

Huggbees would have done a better job narrating this.

[@Jenna_Phillips1122]

“Homogendgezation” “hamatization” “hamazenzation” “hamenzensation” “homergizer” “hamangized”

[@russfullerton-studer7468]

The argument that American cheese isn't cheese because of extra ingredients and process makes as much sense as saying a gun with a silencer is no longer a gun imho.

[@adamfishburn3281]

do u like my pepe

[@lokiodinson5412]

well with that line of argument you also couldn't call it "mac and cheese" could you, since its basically still just cheese with some extra ingredients... (it's the quantities that are important. how much real cheese is really still in the final product?!)

[@pourin_er_nate]

I mean. You doesn’t ground up a steak, grill it, and serve it between a bun with toppings and still call it a steak.

[@52BLUE]

Compares cheese to a gun. Rightio then. Definitely American, hey?

[@adamfishburn3281]

@@pourin_er_nate ima ground u up, grill u, and serve u in between ur buns and call u a steak ;3

[@HeliRy]

Script: “Homogenization…” This guy: “A Moose in a Station”

[@TessLaughlin]

This got me good 😂😂😂

[@gman890]

Whoa who doesn't love some automated american cheese!

[@kaywhygg6980]

5:19-Paste-u-rize 5:47-pasture-ation HOW ITS MADE CHANNEL PEOPLES HIRE ME ILL DO A BETTER JOB ! Who is this why are they doing voice overs there was multiple instances were simple words are horribly pronounced! Come on now!! Cringe worthy stuff here😭

[@Stealth55555]

this isnt the actual how its made show... its a fan made channel

[@lowmax4431]

Video on American cheese: *shows mozzarella*

[@BobbyAeros]

And peanut butter and mayonaise B roll footage.

[@gioscacco]

wth? did they put together a 2 minute video of just random cheese clips and play that several times?

[@andielangemeyer]

How's It's Made, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. How on earth did this edit will all is mispronounced words make it to KZbin. Don't you have editors???

[@NKBobcat]

Computer generated narration.

[@karenboyd9739]

This isn't the actual How It's Made. It's a fan and all of his videos are this bad.

[@chloeliu8301]

The entire "homogenize" section was an absolute wreck 😂😂

[@sasuke5088]

0:36 a fraction of a second, you have a quote: "at a time when that wasn't the norm." -- Kraft email to CNBC (August 31, 2020)

[@benjaminkujawski]

New drinking game...

[@Elvanion]

With respect to whoever made this, I thought the voice was a robot so many simple words were pronounced wrong.

[@ducknorris233]

Nobody squirts squeeze cheese on a bowl full of salty snacks, nobody!

[@ROCKDIVA85]

This was definitely a funny video. It's was homogeneous.

[@madloop3217]

The "How it's made" in the title won't bring you any good. Try harder

[@BungieStudios]

We have to search harder! 😭 Keep trying, guys! 😮

[@matthewquinn4645]

He explained how it was made... ? Lol are you that dull ?? Haha 😄 "try harder" ? Go make a video better ?

[@andrewj3177]

Thanks to this comment, i just waster 2 second in the video & 9 second writing this comment. Before i yeeted myself out

[@Vaders5.0]

@@matthewquinn4645 he wanted them to say it's made of plastic

[@bradknows]

I came to learn about cheese, but left feeling like I don't know how to speak English.

[@suryakantsingh1863]

As a non-native English language proficient human-being, I seriously wondered if I got a good education before I hit the comment section 😂😂😂

[@kevinbeguhl8057]

I really hate when a narrator has no concept of jow to say words that are critical for explanation or to describe a product. It makes everyone associated with it look silly or careless.

[@jamesfischer8667]

This is all ai written

[@ThorntonNoir]

Imagine how hard a “Grand Dollar” Grilled Cheese would hit rn

[@dookiedraws1]

0:40 Grand Dollar cheese sounds expensive lol

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

Rich people cheese xD

[@croissantproductions]

Seems like they typed it into a voice generator and made a few typos.

[@shadowfaqs]

Hire a narrator who can read.

[@ericchristensen8252]

Granular =/= grand dollar

[@jp-hh9xq]

Pro tip: Google how to pronounce words that are new to you!

[@Okikor1]

What is homonzensation? 🤣

[@FBCxUNKNOWN]

Dude can’t even say citrate

[@metricstormtrooper]

This video isnt troubled by Pronunciation.

[@bystanderbutch3509]

I see a lot of people in this comment section insulting the narrator. I'll let you in on a secret! He knows where you work and where you live. His tolerance has run out and he's fresh out of forgiveness. I don't see it ending well for you. Mr. Narrator sir, I think you did an awesome job with this video. If you can find it in your heart to be merciful towards them, you'd do them a huge favor.

[@ThorntonNoir]

Some “Grand Dollar” Cheese sounds exquisite right now 😍🤣

[@klecnerwal]

Granddollar 🧀

[@SpecialAgentOso]

always wondered how the slices were stacked. well that answers that.. poor slices aren't even from the same roll :(

[@holtandy]

I could not get through this video. The pronunciation of so much of the script is just atrocious. It’s hard to believe that anyone involved in this video knows anything about this process when this is the final product released to the public. The pronunciation in this video’s narration calls into question the validity of every single “How It’s Made” video.

[@willw4298]

No hate, but alot of what is already said. To many wrong facts, to many mispronunciations. Whoever greenlit this video, post edit, needs to be let go.

[@JESUSCHRYSLER5512]

**SOYLENT YELLOW!!**

[@cassamoroll]

who tf is this guy 😒

[@ThorntonNoir]

I keep coming back to this video…🤣💀 I still can’t wrap my head around “Grand-Dollar Cheese”. They have to be trolling right? How does ‘Granular’ come out as ‘Grand-Dollar’? 🤣

[@MrJustadave]

How was this illiterate narrator not fired!?

[@bobjenkins4606]

Maybe a diversity hire

[@mrj4615]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I was like 'what on earth is sodium ky-rate..!?'

[@dazwold]

He was killed and made into American cheese through intense homogensation

[@apparatushappy736]

"grandollar cheese"

[@heatherfletcher6262]

I watched this while eating a grill cheese sandwich

[@Boomer8404]

Should make a drinking game outta every time the narrator mispronounces a word… or maybe not, players would end up with alcohol poisoning!

[@dingoduh]

After watching this, I was left, flummoxed.

[@beeryye]

Was this video presented by an inebriated bot or something? I did learn what I came here to learn so I do thank you for that!

[@MarkLenkner]

Hahmogenzation is some crazy stuff...

[@therealdonnawagner]

Listening to this guy try to pronounce "anhydrous" made me cringe so hard I died and am writing this from beyond the grave.

[@DarthHater100]

Citrate: Sit-Rate. Not Kie-rate!! It's not even a hard word, it's just phonetic. Did this person even go to grade school?

[@xochj]

Pronunciation is horrible. The end.

[@popescucristian8978]

was this video narrated with a speech engine ?

[@thatone2297]

The salts cause a series of… psychochemical… changes? Eh? 😅 @4:00

[@andrewkoziol4278]

How many things could you possibly mispronounce...?

[@markloren2133]

sodium what did you say?

[@BryanLee-y7k]

this looks good! I could eat it for dayyyssss

[@hetfieldprophet]

The narrator should learn how to pronounce words before he butchers another video

[@81684hnxv]

First and last video I watch from this channel

[@day2139]

the narrator said cheese *69 times* in 8 minutes. 69 words he definitely pronounced correctly! nice!

[@DesGardius-me7gf]

“It’s cheese’s stunt-double!” -John Caparulo

[@1337treats]

“It’s cheese product because it’s more than one variety” *images of non-American cheese products* “American cheese can be made from a single cheese”

[@ponpon_27p]

So he says the product is made from more than one variety then has images showing the different varieties that can be added into pasteurized processed American cheese or are you lost?

[@1337treats]

@@ponpon_27p Words matter.

[@SuperUmizoomiFanAlt]

The only cheese every supermarket can have for sale.😊

[@sashex3494]

as an european, i'd still rather eat natural cheese like cheddar or gouda... cottage cheese too

[@Ozblivion-Official]

watched this after eating some and i gotta say……. i don’t regret it that samich was good

[@davidimhoff2118]

I can’t stop shaking my head at the mispronounced words lol. I’m just like “how is this such a very overly informative video but have so many…..just sooo many words mispronounced “. Get that boy a dictionary!!! lol.

[@jeanenehea]

His pronunciation of the forms of homogenous were just too much!😆

[@kayleighthompson5693]

drinking game: take a shot/sip everytime that he says cheese

[@ThorntonNoir]

“Homogensation…Homogensation…” 🤣

[@Offensively-normal]

I enjoy a large variety of cheeses. Never cared for American cheese. Was wondering why and watched this video. It's sort of explains it at least to me.

[@HC.828]

“How It’s Made” has gone downhill….

[@ellenarelkin1238]

I love learning 🤩🤩🤩

[@Dpowell28]

Im actually impressed how he was able to mispronounce so many words.

[@raywalteroutdoors]

As I am eating American cheese slices and making 3d prints I can totally support the American cheese is plastic theory

[@roman8197]

When do they add the microplastics

[@SteamHyenaz]

Absolutely none of this entered my head. Did anyone else understand this whatsoever

[@b1battledroid790]

Sodium ki rate and prosferste

[@iwearironict-shirts7542]

Awesome video, very homogenus

[@c4rb0n40]

"Sodium kayratee"😂

[@andyjones6386]

How lazy do people have to be to use AI voices- give me a break.