How JaackMaate Nearly Killed His Cousin

Jaack confesses to accidentally nearly killing his cousin in a bizarre way that gave him 7 years of bad luck... would YOU forgive him?
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[@HappyHourPodcast]

Do YOU think Jack should be forgiven for this, or is he going STRAIGHT TO HELL?

[@emilyrewcastle3074]

aren't we all going straight to hell

[@charlieowen974]

I haven't even watched it

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

Nope, closest he'll get is a crematorium.

[@LiamRobertsWxm]

Don't forget to # it boys

[@delacey99]

I think you should forgive him

[@ethanossnapped3716]

How does that make you feel? Jack: Terrible Me: Wait Jack: Actually not bad at all Me: There we go

[@DystopianOverture]

Stevie's all cinnamon roll pure about his, and then Alfie and Jack admit to attempted murder.

[@casualbc3932]

People need to understand that jack laughs about some serious things because that’s how he copes with dealing with the pressure, we ain’t all built like machines

[@TheOneMerlin]

He wasn’t armed.... he was an unarmed kid. That line killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@catpoyz2260]

One of my favourite episodes. “Hello, my names Alfie” “Hello Alfie” “Ummmm” “that was a bit cult like” I need a clip of that part 😂

[@jammyjamjars6995]

5:10 camera change in line with jacks laugh lol

[@jamiesheridan6688]

Well this is an interesting title.

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Struggled to get this video monetised, no idea why...

[@martyrhodes]

@@HappyHourPodcast confused screaming

[@ruby4506]

lmao

[@BoredToBitz]

yep...

[@CozyHi]

Love these personal story podcasts

[@martyrhodes]

Indeed

[@SeanShimamoto]

This may be the most grim “Happy Hour” I’ve ever seen. 😂🤣

[@Gall-uj4ri]

Something about these podcasts what make you feel like your sat listening to your mates

[@HappyHourPodcast]

If your pals chat about murdering family members, I'm slightly concerned about your friendship group...

[@Gall-uj4ri]

Happy Hour Podcast 🤣🤣 they are an interesting bunch to say the least

[@L_Martin]

* parasocial relationship intensifies *

[@samifaj8831]

Great to see Alfie more involved. I find that he’s less nervous when he’s not with guests

[@morganpettigrew8967]

Can we just talk about how stevie giggles so happily at everything jack says 😭

[@josephweinbren8925]

'And you lied about it' the disappointment on stevies face 😂

[@freddiemercury5987]

I'm getting addicted to these so interesting my favourite podcast love your channel

[@CainG26]

Cheers jack you helped me change from illegally downloading music to spotify because i love your podcast

[@lauratippett]

"and you lied about it" ....*insert Stevie's disappointed face that represents every adult during my childhood*

[@georgiamcculloch7657]

Already listened to this whole podcast but still had to watch this clip! Love this episode and you guys💕

[@tgs4207]

Glad we have the clips man pure gems !

[@IronGiant314]

Look forward to hearing the other stories, they sound class

[@mikeodonovon8512]

Big up love the podcast boys💜

[@360Fov]

lol those sound effects are brilliant

[@floydfreeman1318]

I once threw a scooter at my friends head when we were 8 we weren’t friends at the time

[@BexandAiden1111]

This is mad, I was literally just watching your old videos and was going to tweet/ask for a story time about your cousin. Fantastic podcast guys.

[@mahuaghosh8054]

I love how this is a second before the 10 min mark. Please leave your condolences here.

[@emilyrewcastle3074]

love your videos jack ✌🏻🥴💜

[@MrRsisownage]

Love Alfie I mean the other two are great but wanna see more of Alfie with guests

[@seda7385]

Imagine he did .That would be a madness

[@SChapps]

‘A happy accident’ alright Bob Ross 😂

[@phoebew4073]

how have a only just found this. KZbin literally never gives me this channels notifications

[@David_Austin]

One minute it was 2 seconds now it's 2.5 seconds?... Come on Jack get the story straight 😂😂

[@kremerzz4655]

My favourite part is where he almost dies

[@Scr3amerrr]

"You tried to suffocate a boy in his sleep" excuse me WHAT

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Listen to the full confessions ep on Spotify to hear the full story 👀

[@rubymoss8312]

This is hilarious 😂 just a little ‘ happy ‘ accident 😂😭

[@martyrhodes]

Where is the monetisation gone it's such a wholesome video

[@DiligentX]

I’m not surprised KZbin did it

[@harp893]

I've got ads on this video!

[@jakereid5329]

This vid is 9 59 minutes long. RESPECT

[@jkontour4956]

Why did this make me laugh😂😂

[@iammug3454]

*sees title*. *realises jack is from Norwich* me: 🤔

[@814912]

A really similar thing happened to these two boys who lived above us. They were home alone one day, and I don't know exactly what went down, but we heard this loud BUMP from upstairs, and two minutes later they were frantically ringing our doorbell, and the younger one was covered in blood and broken glass. I don't know if they'd been daring each other to headbut the glass door or what, but it did not look good! My dad had to call their parents and drive them down to A&E - he didn't mind though, he was pleased to have such a good story to tell! (once he knew they were going to be okay, of course)

[@cromwellg60]

Emma Theresa Boys are absolute suicidal idiots. I remember once when i was about 10 me and the local kids used have competitions to see who could jump from the highest point of the tallest tree in the village, gradually getting higher until eventually my friend Nathan jumped from so high he broke his leg in two places. He was still considered the winner.

[@cromwellg60]

Emma Theresa Oh and we had to walk / carry him back as nobody had mobile phones back in the 90s!! Haha. Good times.

[@oceansarchived]

this story is actually crazy

[@user-oj8pg6ef4c]

Real ones already heard this on the pod like last year

[@TypicalLifewithAlice]

Yes I was hoping someone would remember

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

Did Alfie admit to murdering fruit?

[@harrybarnes2413]

Reminds me of when I made my uncle eat a live wasp and it stung his bladder so his testicles got removed

[@finnbootes1862]

sorry to hear you missed. try again, never give up xo

[@toma-yb4gz]

His cousin aka podcast host who refused to leave lol

[@joshuarichards4681]

What??

[@wilfc7732]

What ?

[@brandanissxc]

Don’t think he’s ever had a cousin on the show? Is Stevie his cousin?

[@SLRNRG]

Rs3 gay seller its a joke about the fact the podcast hosts always end up leaving

[@toma-yb4gz]

Sherlockdown Holmes thanks for clearing that up Sherlock.

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

Hate it when this happens

[@TheGreglez]

In freddies world you can go swimming but you cant swim....

[@skrufdy9688]

Where can I find the full episode? This is great

[@niall2451]

spotify i think

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Link is always in the description!

[@Joe-xl8gm]

Omg omg omg that’s insane 😮😮😮

[@smithy456]

I want Alfie as a permanent co host! We need him

[@joshuaafn8121]

only me who skips the black and white part to avoid spoilers?

[@TobeyXTX]

This shouldnt be called the happy hour podcast but should be call the happy hour courtroom

[@josephhetherington2604]

Is that how you spell his name Jaack or just because of his KZbin he names himself that on mic

[@johnmurphy5161]

Actually lads, reaction is faster than the action.

[@tarx4280]

Noti gang wya

[@MikeHaywood]

"I was 15... Or it could have been 12" OKAY, I WAS 5!!!

[@LCT_7]

This made me laugh, shouldn’t have

[@samcullum5527]

Back in westerns unfortunately they didn't do 10 paces etc and shoot on count like in the movies thats all Hollywood... Apparently they would walk a certain amount of paces face each other and just shoot at the same time though you'd only get one shot each so if you hit you won or lost if you both hit... though if they both missed they'd just shake hands and go on with their day's

[@kontrast4361]

I did a pile driver to my cousin into his metal bed frame, broke his nose but oh well thats family love !

[@abbasraza56]

Hello Jack, which football team do you support

[@viljokirstila7349]

He’s a massive Hashtag United supporter

[@mmdo8789]

Hashing United to win the FA cup

[@haliclol]

Very 'happy' hour

[@jonesy333]

Anyone know where the full podcast is

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Link in description!

[@user-eq5ub5rs3g]

He told this story in a previous pod didn’t he?

[@johnmaxwellreid5052]

Only with money super maaaaarKET if you know you know

[@alexw7629]

Keemstar has entered the chat

[@afcleo4627]

Where is the full spencer fc podcast

[@eyeop3n1ng]

Spotify

[@HappyHourPodcast]

open.spotify.com/episode/1jige2LFQG2q7njM7ADwci?si=eKEbf8UzRR2G72MP8rJb3Q

[@alfiewest4911]

half a second and 3mm, damn.

[@NW-sp1fj]

Don’t we love jack he could of extended the video for one more second to make it 10:00 to get more monetisation but he didnt 👍

[@eyeop3n1ng]

You can get midrolls on a video 8:30 long now

[@adame5881]

Stevie White White the legend

[@marstr130]

Jack's a c*"+ 😂

[@minkssinatra7825]

Not a better podcast in existence for british lads/men

[@zhdrums3872]

Except.... in Westerns, they turn away from each other, take 6 steps, turn around, and then whenever someone decides to shoot, they shoot. Nobody goes "draw" for them to shoot. It's on whoever's in the stand off to decide whenever they/their enemy chooses to draw their 6 shooter and shoot

[@DaLilVivi96]

Jack you do know that even though obviously technology didn't exist in the old days, they still recorded evidence of things that happened by simply writing it down in books and had real photographs they took sometimes lol you can literally find old photos from real draw shootouts from the wild west days (the more slightly modern era though when old fashioned cameras were invented) and same way as the reason why we know king henry existed was we have paintings they did as evidence and real books that are now kept in our museum's we have now lol

[@gmschemim]

I can listen jaack but can't listen stevie, I think I'm in freddies world

[@harrywoodhouse4058]

Up the happy hour

[@uselessaccount4108]

Where’s Alfie’s story

[@eyeop3n1ng]

Spotify

[@andrewdavis8917]

premeditated that was mate

[@jonathanp8610]

9:59 brutal lad RIP the ads

[@cillian6417]

Ads isn't 10 minutes anymore, it's 8 minutes

[@jonathanp8610]

Cillian nerd

[@cillian6417]

@@jonathanp8610what... just cause your wrong? 😂

[@christhomas9221]

can i recommend you stop putting in the highlights of the highlights? kind of ruins it when its a 10 min video

[@StevieWhite]

An 8 second clip ruins 10 minutes?

[@jacobwatts1824]

I almost killed my brother, was on the bouncy castle at my mums wedding party and he was scared to go onto the castle bit so he was on the bit in front of it, she said don’t jump near him so me being a child was like, ok let’s see what’ll happen. He went flying off the bouncy castle onto the pathing slabs and he cracked his head open and his eyes rolled to the back of his head and his body tensed up and started twitching and he was groaning like a zombie while vomiting and choking on his chunder, blood all over his face. Luckily he was just unconscious and tensing up like they do in ufc when the get knocked out and vomited because of how much he ate hence the grunts and the cracked head was just a small cut, no long term injuries but at that point in time I felt like ted fucking Bundy and I was curled up in a fetal position in the toilets screaming bc I thought I was going to be locked up for life. He got his revenge when I was around 10 and we were playing football he broke/ shattered my 4 main fingers by jumping on my hand with studs on out of anger

[@cromwellg60]

DιMαツ “ok let’s see what’ll happen” 😂😂😂

[@jacobwatts1824]

Crommington can confirm, nothing good comes of it sadly

[@HJC2513]

Jaack

[@TheMovieSurgeon]

I didn't have you down as a bean bag bashing game cheat Jaack 😔 As you now know there's strict rules for a reason.

[@joeishere]

Just missed 10 minute mark yikes

[@SeanShimamoto]

Yup, the femoral (NOT popliteal!) artery would’ve been ended in his demise. Scary thought. Edit: Thanks, Oliver. 😁

[@oliverspence9450]

The femoral artery is the one by the groin mate

[@SeanShimamoto]

@@oliverspence9450 LOL. I have no idea why I said popliteal artery TBH. Yes, after re listening to the podcast, it would be the femoral artery, or possibly the iliac or subsartorial arteries. Sorry, it’s been a decade since I dissected my last cadaver. I’ll go edit my comment. Thank, mate. Aloha from Hawai’i. 😁

[@yes-en8ur]

I like nerf

[@VillaBoys123]

Kind of the moms fault tbfh

[@mkyyt2686]

very scary lol

[@mymollyallwhite]

bruh

[@biggethjimmeth2573]

Noice

[@leonn493]

not first

[@poterror3169]

second

[@louissherwood7846]

I never been this early

[@TubzNook]

I like pineapples

[@joestephenson527]

First

[@UnitedFan1994]

Fail

[@thecynicalnerd3216]

Mission failed we will get him next time

[@D33pgr333n]

Holy shit same name

[@tonygunk2226]

Wouldn't of went down would of been death by miss adventure

[@Ceo_movie-clips]

That made me cringe

[@harrywaumsley8326]

Why is the brown guy acting like jack did something terribly wrong and he was a really bad person. They were young kids messing around and it was just a very unfortunate accident.

[@leonscott8064]

U idiot