That awkward moment where its more illegal to enter a store without being vaccinated than it is to steal items from the store.
@kevinho86162 жыл бұрын
The Rothschilds and Bilderberg meeting members and the secret societies are the enemy. JFK tried to warn us about them before he died. They are the ones behind the virus and the vaccine, for vaccine passports and digital currency and social credit score
@carolynklestinec85892 жыл бұрын
Nice yes .
@vandapietrantonio33102 жыл бұрын
@@kevinho8616 The WEF and NWO which include elites, SOROS, SCHWAB, GATES , The climate change emergency crowd. The EU in BRUSSELS is an arm of the DAVOS Crowd. Brussels controls every country in EU . They are not elected.
@ImehSmith2 жыл бұрын
IKR 🙄🙄🤦♀🤦♀
@kylehocking4202 жыл бұрын
Sad but true, hopefully it ends fast
@laurapeterson122 жыл бұрын
“We discovered police at almost every single crime. It’s hard to miss the correlation” - Is something AOC would say 🤣😂🤣😂
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she is smurt!
@john-or9cf2 жыл бұрын
…and probably has…right after she got over her terror of the garbage disposal…assuming she did…
@jaredstark2312 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯
@tinaleanne82302 жыл бұрын
I thought she did?
@dakoderii42212 жыл бұрын
"I'm proud to say that 70 percent of black people aren't allowed to eat in restaurants....................Because that's how many are unvaccinated" That line cracked me up. Don't hear anything from MSM about that 🤣
@stewiepid43852 жыл бұрын
Extremely accurate portrayal of how Tyranny takes root.
@sumduma552 жыл бұрын
The easiest way to lower crime rates is to stop recoding them as crimes.
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
Problem solved my dude. Probleeemo sooolved!
@madtabby662 жыл бұрын
It works.
@KALMA262 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what they are doing. Same with unemployment, inflation and illegal immigration/human trafficking/drug trafficking.
@jaredstark2312 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯
@lilolmecj2 жыл бұрын
It is what my town did. And now the county Sheriff department no longer respond to property crimes, unless someone was injured. The city police do still give out traffic tickets though.
@JA-zh5xi2 жыл бұрын
I always so appreciate people who put their pronouns in their bio - it’s a warning to avoid them as much as possible.
@spiritmatter15532 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a modern day Mark Twain!
@MG007.2 жыл бұрын
@@spiritmatter1553 Mark Twain?🤨
@taylorjoy16152 жыл бұрын
Seriously! 😂😂😂
@iamkesha.2 жыл бұрын
Agree. I wish they would wear a badge so I can know to avoid them.
@spiritmatter15532 жыл бұрын
@@MG007. American author and satirist of 1800s. Author of "Tom Sawyer" and "the adventures of Huckleberry Finn." Real name Samuel Clemens.
@Musicisawesome2 жыл бұрын
I live in San Diego and we have the worst mayor!!
@shane58962 жыл бұрын
This isn't even a joke anymore. This is quite literally how cities like Chicago, New York, and San Francisco are actually being run.
@14393152 жыл бұрын
california governor wins U HAUL SALESMEN OF THE YEAR ! 2nd place new york shit, 3rd place illinois state
@Ferien72 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, it’s all coming to a city near you
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
Now don't be a biggot Shane. Everything is going okidoki! Don't think or say otherwise.
@truthwooph40832 жыл бұрын
And it's deliberate these people aren't even half as insane as they protray themselves on the nightly news It's a huge mentality abusive scam,. Tons of manipulation too... They don't have your best interests at heart....or anyone's interest outside their bubble....
@Marinealver2 жыл бұрын
Seattle, Portland, the list goes on.
@charlottesometimes30602 жыл бұрын
Don't forget..the IRS is sending looters a friendly reminder that they now need to claim stolen items when they file their taxes. 😆
@1a2aTia2 жыл бұрын
That one really made me laugh!
@jaybae65102 жыл бұрын
@@1a2aTia its tru
@rclark1282 жыл бұрын
We can all see that's not going happen. But there was that one guy calling 911 years ago because someone stole his drugs.
@commentdeleted1732 жыл бұрын
That should make the IRS eat itself alive.
@1a2aTia2 жыл бұрын
@@jaybae6510 that's what's so funny about it!
@clydeviegas2 жыл бұрын
0:01 "Hi I'm mayor Heavy Hand" as opposed to mayor Lightfoot from Chicago. And heavy-handed meaning overly forceful. Briljant from the get-go!
@collt0912 жыл бұрын
As a Portland resident I can confirm this is depressingly accurate
@Sixstringman2 жыл бұрын
You should try applying for asylum in the United States.
@commerce-usa2 жыл бұрын
You could move to Medford, the home of the absolute best let's go Brandon trolls in the country! 👍
@offwiththefairiesforever23732 жыл бұрын
I'm freaked out
@lyranstarseed80892 жыл бұрын
Same. 😔
@wassisname69maybe532 жыл бұрын
I hope the new year brings something better for you and everyone in portland.
@jasonolinger75852 жыл бұрын
"we discovered that police were at the scene of every crime so the correlation between police and crime was too much" sounds about right.
@stompthedragon40102 жыл бұрын
Loved that one😅
@Johnhasa12 жыл бұрын
Lool
@Omarsbc Жыл бұрын
Pure logic
@KayRay424 Жыл бұрын
Woke logic at it’s finest!!! Priceless!😂
@Raven1352 жыл бұрын
" Ooh, case rates are up! Cut off the water supply." Lol I'm on the floor laughing. Great stuff JP!
@GigglewithFelix3212 жыл бұрын
These are no longer parodies, these are accurate documentaries. #letsgobrandon
@isaacbell31202 жыл бұрын
Is this radio ad for Wisconsins next governor cringe? kzbin.info/www/bejne/sF6pYqyDd7anhpY
@TheMichiganFisherman2 жыл бұрын
*Look around!* Most of the world is normal. The news only shows the crazy stuff to try and scare you. We will prevail.
@blaiseroche2 жыл бұрын
Good satire always mirrors the truth.
@ktrainbow97652 жыл бұрын
JP, the only news I can trust
@ktrainbow97652 жыл бұрын
@@TheMichiganFisherman NPC just showed a news clip of a "COVID patient" and then went to his Instagram page that said "award winning crisis actor" on it. I have personally looked up 2 people this week on the propaganda news saying "go get tested" where the people they interviewed: one worked for the news network and the other worked for the hospital they were advertising for the test. Next I'd like to draw your attention to a big news story: CDC says no one is to use the PCR tests to test for COVID because the test cannot tell the difference between the flu and CØVÌD starting January 1. 🤔 so how will they bump up the COVID numbers without using PCT tests? 🤔
@angeronalove57992 жыл бұрын
This man is going to go down in history as one of the great fighters of our time. We are so lucky to have you, JP!
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
yes, i'm quite fond of the dude as well.
@517oceanfront2 жыл бұрын
True.
@AA-ct7cb2 жыл бұрын
Fact!
@aygwm2 жыл бұрын
God herself hath blessed this he/him.
@sarahmoon98572 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more!
@hirte7772 жыл бұрын
You're a comic genius and a breath of fresh air during these troubled times. God bless!
@mikeg50392 жыл бұрын
Youre the epitome of living long enough to see yourself go from parody to historian. Love you
@sthubbins40382 жыл бұрын
He spreads vaccine misinformation, and a steady stream of hatred towards (more than) half the country. On the bright side, he’ll get you 5% off LED teeth whiteners.
@105blwalker2 жыл бұрын
@@sthubbins4038 Yeah, and MSNBC and CNN are giving you all the accurate news they need you to know. Best you stay away from these nasty, hateful vlogs in lieu of something more in line with your confirmation bias.
@cbrvo84402 жыл бұрын
JP gone from being a comedian to historian
@axlek76202 жыл бұрын
@@sthubbins4038 was that a sophisticated attempt at sarcasm or were you actually serious? If sarcasm, I’m impressed by how deep you went. If not, just wow!
@sa-amirel-hayeed6992 жыл бұрын
@@sthubbins4038 says the guy glued to CNN lmao what a clown 🤡
@Kristy-dd4wo2 жыл бұрын
I pray American wakes up this year. Thanks JP for bringing humor to this insanity.✌🏼
@TheMichiganFisherman2 жыл бұрын
Most of us are awake. The media only shows the “woke” people because it fits their narrative. But look outside your window. I just did: It’s normal. The news only shows the freak shows to try and scare us.
@isaacbell31202 жыл бұрын
Is this radio ad cringe? kzbin.info/www/bejne/sF6pYqyDd7anhpY
@jayleon1472 жыл бұрын
America
@Asterion6082 жыл бұрын
The problem is not that people is not awake, the problem is that the one awake have No Power. Everyone know who and what the problem is, but the ones that are causing the problem haves all the power, making anything else irrelevant.
@TheBestLife21842 жыл бұрын
1. First plan on the Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, Asians, Christians...and even many Democrats.) 2. Width of Washington Monument is 55.5 feet wide on each of its 4 sides (55.5x12=666 inches). (It's a Freemason/pagan penis symbol.) 3. Former elite banker Ronald Bernard says most of the billionaire crowd are Luciferians (Satanic). All atheist nations end up in poverty and dictatorship, unless helped by Christians. The above 3 items are only the tip of the evil iceberg. Jesus said, ”and you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
@invest_in_dogecoin63982 жыл бұрын
It’s terrifying that this is not even satire this is literally how Democrats think
@constancemiller37532 жыл бұрын
This isn't satire. It's cosplay.
@MS-fx8qd2 жыл бұрын
Sad isn't it
@samwindmill8264 Жыл бұрын
Strawman
@immortal4208 Жыл бұрын
@@samwindmill8264yeah that’s what you are!
@_Shine_The_Light2 жыл бұрын
The mind blowing part of this is that, there are actually mayors and governors exactly like this!!!😱
@sallyfalzone26702 жыл бұрын
Yes, I see you Jared Polis in Colorado.
@4465Vman2 жыл бұрын
if you watch Fox news there are!!
@aperson15522 жыл бұрын
its sad but we are getting to a wold were there is no more bullshit
@hessieharris30182 жыл бұрын
How True. This is clearly supposed to be satire, but it is so close to reality that it is scary!
@4465Vman2 жыл бұрын
@@hessieharris3018 its actually not . but thats okay
@frankierzucekjr2 жыл бұрын
"The police were at the scene for almost every crime" lmfao
@HandymanKurt2 жыл бұрын
Gonna use this next encounter with an LEO...lol
@lisarodriguez29262 жыл бұрын
Yup, that said it all👍
@beth19792 жыл бұрын
That one got me. I had to go and make a cup of coffee in order to spray it on my computer screen when I laughed. My computer now has coronavirus and the guy at the repair store won’t fix it because it is unvaccinated.
@frankierzucekjr2 жыл бұрын
@@beth1979 hahahahahahaha
@douglasfoley20602 жыл бұрын
And I have a better terminology than “homeless.” We can call them “residentially displaced”. 😁👍
@ericgautreaux17522 жыл бұрын
Neil Boortz of Atlanta called them urban outdoorsmen.
@V0ltron2 жыл бұрын
Calling Liberal mayors respectable is like calling Norman Bates a respectable Hotel Manager.
@ruthgoldburg94382 жыл бұрын
Is this radio ad cringe kzbin.info/www/bejne/sF6pYqyDd7anhpY
@isaacbell31202 жыл бұрын
@@ruthgoldburg9438 eh it's pretty good
@TheMichiganFisherman2 жыл бұрын
*Spot on statement!* 🤨👍
@nugz18752 жыл бұрын
Seen this comment like 50x no offense Voltron.
@guidofester54512 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an insult to Bates family name.
@jltgp67032 жыл бұрын
When politicians have the authority to tell you what health precautions you should be taking, you are no longer living in a free country.
@mumulester2 жыл бұрын
Not just precautions, they want to force medical treatment on people. Joe, being catholic and not seeming well, should repent before it's too late.
@christinepotter71172 жыл бұрын
Here in Portland, they are now calling it "houseless"... 🙄. Because that fixed the problem... 🤦♀️
@OscarOliu2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I normally laugh at your stuff, but this was all 100% pure gold. Especially, "We discovered that Police were on the scene of almost every crime" That 100% sums up liberal logic.
@JJ-bo7dc2 жыл бұрын
Ummm....liberal logic ? That's an oxymoron. You mean liberal delusions. They're incapable of logic, they live in a world of hypocrisy, self loathing, phoney do gooders.
@skvog1232 жыл бұрын
Hospitals are next more people die in hospitals then anywhere else I think we should defund hospitals and cancel them. (Sarc)
@sabrewolf4792 жыл бұрын
"Segregation equals Unity." Orwell, Nazi's, and the Left whole heartedly agree. Unity indeed.
@branwhite49732 жыл бұрын
This is all about Ontario Canada coward nation . Pathetic coward all of North America. #enddougfordtyranny AMERICA!!! START THE MOVEMENT YOU ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN!! Canada will slowly follow or the good ones will move and join. We are the coward nation... are you?
@bookashkin2 жыл бұрын
@@branwhite4973 We are half-n-half. You can be just as effective by taking it to the streets and voting the gonifs out! The movement already started. Look at the massive demonstrations in European capitals which our media willfully ignores. For our own good, of course :)
@MarshallWolfMiller2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget every country ran by Communists/Socialists and the various countries within Africa & the Middle East that still practice slavery to this day.
@4465Vman2 жыл бұрын
um The Nazis were actually from the right!!
@paria1763 Жыл бұрын
Oh don't do Orwell and the Nazis dirty like that
@Thedownliner20152 жыл бұрын
Congratulations. You've done an interview longer than any Politician in recent history. Most of them can't last longer than 5 minutes as they run out of canned responses.
@mightyobserver12 Жыл бұрын
Theyre being fed
@judithstratton9073 Жыл бұрын
AND they won't take questions from the reporters.
@velaseriat2 жыл бұрын
"Half-asian, half-black, half-whatever-elizabeth-warren-is" had me dead.
@Pippie55552 жыл бұрын
"He is like a Swiss army knife of diversity!" 7:50 LOL
@stephenfiore99602 жыл бұрын
70% joke was my fav
@nohints2 жыл бұрын
Probably my fave for this vid
@chance_ondriezek992 жыл бұрын
My name is Bill DeBlasio. My pronouns are “has” and “been”.
@commerce-usa2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping to ring in the new year with a huge laugh. 👍
@morganne232 жыл бұрын
@@commerce-usa hehehe
@countrygirl60032 жыл бұрын
Good one!! Lol
@TimAwolz2 жыл бұрын
His real name is Warren Wilhelm. But that was before he honeymooned in Cooba and fell in love with communism.
@kevinwhite47032 жыл бұрын
More like never was.
@gregshahan76232 жыл бұрын
He wins the internet for today with "It's Like a Swiss Army Knife of Diversity and whatever Transwoman Elizabeth Warren is" You Rock JP!
@jennyford79222 жыл бұрын
😂
@southpaw11242 жыл бұрын
"He's like a swiss army knife of diversity" funniest thing I've ever heard on KZbin
@commerce-usa2 жыл бұрын
When reality and comedy become indistinguishable. 😲🙄👍 Happy New Year 2022 Let's go Brandon, even Joe agrees.
@julianass38612 жыл бұрын
Sim, infelizmente não dá pra distinguir a realidade da ficção! Hoje no Brasil temos uma ditadura do Supremo Tribunal Federal(STF), que rasgou a nossa Constituição, e está acabando com todas as nossas liberdades! Este ano temo que teremos problemas com as eleições assim como foi nos EUA. Que Deus tenha misericórdia de nós!
@russellkim88952 жыл бұрын
holy shit I was watching a video and some Jersey man came over and told me our problems are not because of Biden but because of GOP senators lmfaooo
@spiritmatter15532 жыл бұрын
@@julianass3861 So sorry for your troubles in Brazil. 🇧🇷 From 🇺🇸
@mjolnirswrath232 жыл бұрын
@@julianass3861 fortunately the Constitution is more of a list of rights that are inalienable to all free people our Bill of Rights is not a exclusionary thing to our country it's something that's supposed to spread to every country like a wildfire take back your freedom stop obeying stop complying to New World Disorder puppets.
@fuckingpippaman2 жыл бұрын
He agrees
@nasonyarowell2277 Жыл бұрын
J.P. is always so spot on with the truth while making you laugh!
@bruh...imnotgoodatnothing.40842 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have laugh to keep from crying. What the hell is happening to our country.
@effthamatrix2 жыл бұрын
Mentally ill/sychopathic liberal and dem's being in power 😖
@danwolf60762 жыл бұрын
This is the painful transformation from a constitutional democratic republic, to a totalitarian dictatorship
@deepdungeon84652 жыл бұрын
@@danwolf6076 nah, just Democrats.
@danwolf60762 жыл бұрын
@@deepdungeon8465 they are the ones causing the change
@bondart57282 жыл бұрын
Vote the left psychos OUT.
@michaelpflaumer24872 жыл бұрын
It makes me weep too understand that JP's satire is funny because it proves the blatant truth about exactly what is currently happening.....
@mybigyear2 жыл бұрын
Ya that's kinda the point of satire otherwise it's not satire
@TheBestLife21842 жыл бұрын
1. First plan on the Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, Asians, Christians...and even many Democrats.) 2. Width of Washington Monument is 55.5 feet wide on each of its 4 sides (55.5x12=666 inches). (It's a Freemason/pagan penis symbol.) 3. Former elite banker Ronald Bernard says most of the billionaire crowd are Luciferians (Satanic). All atheist nations end up in poverty and dictatorship, unless helped by Christians. The above 3 items are only the tip of the evil iceberg. Jesus said, ”and you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
@TheBestLife21842 жыл бұрын
Friends tell friends why it's not smart to be atheist:: 1. God often hides from nations of sinners, then unleashes terror. 2. If you think God stopped doing this, then you haven't read Revelation. 3. Why God banned graven images:: it can lead ALL to worship sun, moon, & stars. It's Satanism. 4. Graven image porn has led many people away from Jesus. Pew Research says America already has as many as 1.5 million witches, Wiccans. Lgbt flags are in schools. Drag queen story hours are happening in libraries and even churches. Satanists already put Satanic statues at state capitol buildings. Atheism leads most people to Democratism. Terror will be the result. I wonder if KZbin will ban this or stop the up votes again.
@TheBestLife21842 жыл бұрын
Billionaires and their billionaire media are enemy #1: - The top 1% of Americans own more than 1/3rd of America's wealth. - The top 5% of Americans own more than 2/3rds of America's wealth. - The lower 95% spread the remaining scraps between 95% of the people. - The top 3 billionaires have more wealth than the bottom 50%. Buying groceries and such from corporations, rather than from smaller stores, funds the billionaires' scheme to bring in new world order dictatorship. Note: The top 1% also happen to own the major media, making it easy for them to steer the stock markets up and down so they can constantly skim away trillion$. Or do you trust these old world pagan Luciferians (SATANIC!). Note: The top 1% also use their corporations to flood $$ to Democrat and RINO political campaigns. The majority loses because of too few $$ to compete in elections. The sell-out politicians then use our own tax $$ to destroy us. Not only that, billionaire media is free help to Democrats & RINOs. Democrats also cheat in elections. Most every billionaire wants poverty and dictatorship for you. It's called new world order, and (fake) great reset. Their Luciferian Freemasons infest all groups, even most churches, even in most small towns. Freemasons started the greek-letter college fraternities and are said to use many fraternities to target patriots who expose billionaires. As atheism increases, failure increases, with America now 29 trillion in debt. Jesus said, "and you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
@michaelpflaumer24872 жыл бұрын
@@TheBestLife2184 preaching to the choir here pastor..
@vanessamcintire3492 жыл бұрын
Stock photos from Italy. Cracking up.
@ChiakiNanami7362 жыл бұрын
“Disinformation like, ‘Florida exists,’” has me snickering more than it should 😛
@zachb80122 жыл бұрын
Liberals like to pretend Florida doesn't exist because it's an example of how Covid mandates don't have an effect on any long-term statistics when you compare it to places that lost their fucking minds. Seriously if the mandates had any effects then California would have better outcomes than Florida, but yeah, it doesn't.
@ChiakiNanami7362 жыл бұрын
@@zachb8012 And FL has a disproportionate amount of older people, too, so a higher-risk group.
@zachb80122 жыл бұрын
@@ChiakiNanami736 Totally valid point. Average age is higher, also there's a lot of nursing homes in FL, which is the highest risk population. Yet, lo and behold, pretty much exactly the same statistics as anywhere else, better than Ca even. Almost like absolutely nothing we do has any effect on it, so we might as well stfu about it and move on with our lives.
@freespeech36732 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you pointed out the role Soros plays in all this.
@nikkijack9112 жыл бұрын
What's with the lil stretchy turtle?
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
Who's that? Sounds like a tennis player. Is he any good?
@Marinealver2 жыл бұрын
All Hail George Soros, Emperor of Europe and the Americas.
@funkyfiss2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Very few people ever mention Soros roll in all of this. From funding Antifa and the riots to funding propaganda machines like CNN and MSNBC to liberal governors, mayors, district prosecutors AND funding the push of censorship across all social media platforms. The migrant crisis is also funded by him. As was the European migrant crisis that happened in 2015.
@vandapietrantonio33102 жыл бұрын
@@funkyfiss Sad to say TRUDEAU sone of his deciples. He and FREELAND our so called MINISTER OF FINANCE are in bed with him.
@Morbid_Alice2 жыл бұрын
It is this bad . And ppl still refuse to see it. Nailing it JP.
@quanahhurtt44432 жыл бұрын
I feel for all the people who live in cities like NYC & LA suffering from Stockholm's Syndrome.
@omogenews2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJrcpnaCicqEZ7c Did you see this..just unbelievable9
@morganne232 жыл бұрын
@@omogenews Ok please stop. This is doing the complete opposite of what you’re trying to do. It is annoying. This is all over every single channel. If the channel you are promoting is any good AT ALL it will grow organically. Please stop.
@kellikelli44132 жыл бұрын
I feel for the red states that are getting all these new blue escapees who don't like what they've created, so they flee, then they recreate what they hated. * Bluebrain logic 🤨 🤔
@martharunstheworld2 жыл бұрын
Not all of us. Many of us do NOT agree with what is happening. Some of us want to leave, but can't afford to yet, while others are trying to change things.
@quanahhurtt44432 жыл бұрын
@@omogenews thank you for this suggestion. However, I am not against people being who they want to be or who they think they are. I am against mandates. Where other people think they can decide what is best for me I don't like having people try to bash my head in with their ideology.
@kelleymcbride46332 жыл бұрын
We live in a time when reality has rendered satire impossible
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
You are so right. Satire sucks! Let's cancel the sh*t out of it!
@kemaberry35382 жыл бұрын
I was JUST thinking the same thing. Please, someone wake me up
@wesleytietz45062 жыл бұрын
I'm from Chicago Illinois and I approve of this video!
@SkyCloudSilence2 жыл бұрын
That time in History when satire is no longer possible... just Truth.
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
Yeah fun times.
@mb67502 жыл бұрын
Minister of truth through comedy. JP you are a national treasure
@Far2hip2 жыл бұрын
It’s insane (and a bit scary actually) how close to reality these parties truly are. The really insane part is that I’m not kidding. My favorite line in here is, “Statistics show that there are police officers present at every crime scene.” and referred to as a negative impact statistic. Good God. And again, that literally sounds like an accurate portrayal of how these people think. 🤔🤔🤨🤨🙄🙄
@morganne232 жыл бұрын
“Cases are UP....?! Cut off the water supply” 🤣
@antonvandermerwe98522 жыл бұрын
Proof that you can never overdo hyperbole when explaining liberalism. 😂😂😂
@patriciatoth77152 жыл бұрын
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
@LenTheFrisian2 жыл бұрын
No nooo, you need to crank that up real high.
@MarkMcDaniel2 жыл бұрын
It's not hyperbolic, it's 1:1 truth.
@jimberlyking2112 жыл бұрын
What about CRT, an elective college course was somehow responsible for brainwashing children in to hating white people or what ever tucker Carlson told you to believe.
@MarkMcDaniel2 жыл бұрын
@@jimberlyking211 -- You know what, I push that back in college adults. Why are they so smooth brained to believe so easily what is parroted by fools?
@petergriffin2836 Жыл бұрын
Freedom is dangerous lol!!! That one got me dying.
@mmm-37372 жыл бұрын
“…whatever Elizabeth Warren is” “I love watching Beetlejuice. I thought mayor Lorie Lightfoot was excellent in it.” 🤣🙏🏻❤️
@victorcaldwell29002 жыл бұрын
Big fan🤣🤣
@merpius2 жыл бұрын
She is so versatile; she was also great in He-Man
@flawless1up2 жыл бұрын
have you seen the Beetlejuice and et as her parents meme 😂
@jvo37772 жыл бұрын
You should give satire a try, JP. You're pretty solid with news.
@angelalewis36452 жыл бұрын
🤣
@RealHunterVR2 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@lindablackwell3182 жыл бұрын
😂
@BobRooney2902 жыл бұрын
those numbers are racist! doesnt get funnier than that.
@benyoung5522 жыл бұрын
😂 Pretty damn solid joke…
@karensholar90212 жыл бұрын
Oh I can't get one. He's 3 years old. So spot on the way Libs think.
@Michael9-23-152 жыл бұрын
My doctor said that I need to watch out for " Trans fat" I told him that he's Trans phobic and Fat Phobic.
@nathanhedglin9312 жыл бұрын
😂
@dbtitos64372 жыл бұрын
I identify as skinny. I'm trans slender.
@cas..47242 жыл бұрын
Boomer humour
@ktrainbow97652 жыл бұрын
Taking money away from the fire department for putting out BLM fires... This is so accurate for San Diego fire fighters
@drewhenni22772 жыл бұрын
Swiss Army knife!! Hilarious......Beetlejuice!! I was waiting it that!!
@cam12592 жыл бұрын
Thank you for showing me that people do see what is happening. Your videos and humor have given me hope. I see more and more people waking up to this mayhem. You rock J.P.!!!
@MLC032 жыл бұрын
“Death is a symptom of this disease!” That is pure gold!
@kevinho86162 жыл бұрын
The Rothschilds and Bilderberg meeting members and the secret societies are the enemy. JFK tried to warn us about them before he was killed. They are the ones behind the virus and the vaccine, for vaccine passports and digital currency and social credit score
@TheRenofox2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinho8616 Nah, JFK assassination is just a conspiracy theory! You'd know CIA had nothing to do with it if only they didn't keep the evidence proving their innocence hidden even after Freedom of Information laws demanded them to declassify it! If it really was a conspiracy why aren't there any un-murdered journalists studying it, huh?
@kevinho86162 жыл бұрын
@@TheRenofox you're being sarcastic right? Good one
@TheRenofox2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinho8616 Yes indeed.
@cool_cat007smoove32 жыл бұрын
lol
@whitebooger44152 жыл бұрын
I love your mind JP... God bless you and your fam...
@christians1312 жыл бұрын
The correct terminology for homeless is, “residentially flexible.”
@Essey2092 жыл бұрын
please tell me you made that up..
@christians1312 жыл бұрын
@@Essey209 nah I heard it on a podcast. Another one was use the term “financially inept” rather than calling someone poor lol
@christians1312 жыл бұрын
@@pleaseandthankyou4161 that’s even better😂
@mcraft11812 жыл бұрын
I live in the rural country. Best idea our family ever made.
@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna53302 жыл бұрын
Growing your own food and harvesting your own meat is the best way to live. It also doesn’t hurt to have your closest neighbor about 1/4 mile away if not further but also get along considering that our neighbors are all like minded for the most part. Liberals that move out here tend to leave after one year since no one cares about social justice since it’s not a real thing.
@dougvuillemot86702 жыл бұрын
Got out of city in end of 2018.
@genek86302 жыл бұрын
Blow up your TV, and eat a lot of peaches.
@variantways27042 жыл бұрын
EXCELLENT POINTS....
@cynthiabaker26082 жыл бұрын
JP you ROCK in this crazy time. Humor is a great way to see just how nuts they are
@swamibr02 жыл бұрын
“Ahh I can’t get one, he’s 3yrs old!!” Damn.. that got me
@cool_cat007smoove32 жыл бұрын
I was gone myself
@heidimedel2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao Omg you just described so many cities here in Oregon. Ugh. I didn't even consider it before I moved here and I want to go back home to Idaho.
@trevor52902 жыл бұрын
"ah can't get one he's 3 years old" had to hit the pause to stop choking LOL
@mmmatthewww2 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@louannhuber26512 жыл бұрын
@@mmmatthewww me three
@HerseyChris2 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Don’t eat while watching JP videos. You risk choking.
@shortyrok12 жыл бұрын
Right! And spewing all over your phone/keyboard! Good one!
@stompthedragon40102 жыл бұрын
I almost snorted coffee out my nose a few days ago.
@angelalewis36452 жыл бұрын
😂
@225Elaine2 жыл бұрын
Certainly explains why almost everything is locked up, but if thats what it takes then I'll wait for the item. Sick of paying more because of people stealing. That's who pays for it, the paying customers pay for the people stealing.
@SolvingTheMoneyProblem2 жыл бұрын
This is a documentary, right?
@tommulhall38652 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's all true!
@Summerlove212 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope all the sheeple wake up this year and just say no. Happy New Year everyone and LETS GO BRANDON!
@truthwooph40832 жыл бұрын
They won't because that would be admitting guilt, these people would rather die than admit they were wrong about something as big and important as this...
@isitoveryet95252 жыл бұрын
@@truthwooph4083 people are definitely waking up. I’ve seen plenty of Biden voters admit that they were duped by the media, & the Rittenhouse case opened a lot of eyes. There will always be a small minority who will never leave the cult, the majority just has to stop giving them power.
@517oceanfront2 жыл бұрын
Deviding families daily.. thanks!
@lightningboltz3332 жыл бұрын
⬆️ Karen Alert! Karen Alert! ⚠️
@tina87962 жыл бұрын
It's scary that people actually think this way. All this identifying as this, that or the other is insane; we live in a world gone completely mad
@ranallorob19732 жыл бұрын
Introduction..."He, Him" and Mayor Lighfoot reference....dying 🤣🤣🤣. You out do yourself with every video!!
@lrappii2 жыл бұрын
"Hi I'm mayor heavy hand" 🤭😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂 Genius!!! 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@BB-bv6uq2 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious but he's also totally accurate.
@LuigiRandazzo212 жыл бұрын
Moment of silence for the actual LIBS watching this, and agreeing with all points at face value
@thesetruths14042 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for them. So lost.
@billybritt53342 жыл бұрын
Do you say let's go brandon????
@billybritt53342 жыл бұрын
@@thesetruths1404 do you say let's go brando??
@mudnducs2 жыл бұрын
I don’t feel anything for corrosive leftists. They represent ignorance and destruction. Fence em in with their own rules and let them enjoy their fruit.
@LuigiRandazzo212 жыл бұрын
@@mudnducs yes, like the CHAZ zone. They should all experience that.
@carolnichols67402 жыл бұрын
omg . . those pink shorts. . . perfect!
@elisteele5742 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year, to JP and the members of his community. You guys are awesome, and I hope this year we get some real work done on this country.
@truthwooph40832 жыл бұрын
After watching legitimate dictionary definition black supremacist propaganda on MSNBC yesterday.....I doubt it...the segment aired weeks ago btw.....no one's saying anything...no one's cancelled...zero conquences.... Truthfully... you'd be better of moving too a less rich country these racist modern day "nartzi" pricks don't care about and starting again... Problem is just like 30s Germany....once your country starts surpassing the west..... they'll invade and frame you for war crimes....sigh Because they couldn't possibly live with the fact their ideology is shit....nah....we can't let it be exposed....let's attack anyone who stand's in our way ..
@ryancampbell21922 жыл бұрын
"Ahhh, I can't get one...he's 3 years old" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@southernbassngyrl2 жыл бұрын
Those damn pink shorts just topped it off for me! 🤣😂🤣
@cletus74192 жыл бұрын
The “no whites” and the “I like black people” signs did it for me
@cas..47242 жыл бұрын
Oh look opressesed white people
@Marinealver2 жыл бұрын
From Defund the Police to Defund the Fire Department.
@amberday74352 жыл бұрын
I liked the "better" sign. To the left "statistics" and "science" are whatever they say they are and not based in any reality. And how dare we question them!
@Sunflower11112 жыл бұрын
You missed the misspelling of “segragation” equals unity. Sums it up.
@checynhadi28152 жыл бұрын
@Safistic Bread awww you triggered? 👋🏽🤣🤣💀🍿🍿🤡🤡
@malcolmnicoll11652 жыл бұрын
“The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants, and it provides the further advantage of giving the servants of tyranny a good conscience.” -Albert Camus
@BoilaFrog2 жыл бұрын
NAILED IT!!! We fled from Memphis a year and a half ago....
@terrybear53982 жыл бұрын
This video/documentary should be given an award! Great work as always, JP💪
@jameshenderson97022 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but we actually call them “Houseless” because they are currently identifying with living without a house. Even though they sleep on the street, they can still call our state “Home” ☺️
@Canadianforestfairy2 жыл бұрын
House free✨ the unhoused
@wastemanflips83162 жыл бұрын
no 👎 we shall now call them walls free people you bigot
@MF-lt8pq2 жыл бұрын
Gold, JP. Pure effing gold!! :)
@Evertreynold2 жыл бұрын
George Orwell would've been impressed with your city's "Department of Unity".
@jackrowell8492 жыл бұрын
The comment about Lori Lightfoot being Beetlejuice made me laugh out loud. Thanks for saying what all Americans are thinking!
@willfriar80542 жыл бұрын
That's Beetlejuice webfoot. And she will be running for Senate. She's the most popular candidate in the history of the known universe according to Dominion. God bless you brother
@stephaniehawkins521127 күн бұрын
Love the posters on the walls and the document shredder.
@Michael9-23-152 жыл бұрын
I'm boycotting " Teeth Whitening" because it's racist.
@carissstewart32112 жыл бұрын
Teeth blackening is an option... but unfortunately that would be cultural appropriation.
@jaromari802 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭
@bufordtjustice86302 жыл бұрын
Yup, also boycotting gloss black spray paint. Look at the Spanish translation literally printed on the front of the can! I wept all the way to the customer service desk at home depot. Brillante, really??
@sunford32 жыл бұрын
You are so incredibly accurate everytime and in the funniest way 🤣
@RockabillyChase2 жыл бұрын
Lets be real here. JP could be wearing clown makeup and we'd still say its accurate 😂
@bryana2972 жыл бұрын
This would be funny if it wasn't 100% accurate. He basically is reading the liberal thought in a wig. And the wig is accurate too
@simon60712 жыл бұрын
That's why this video of JP is included in my playlist titled "This is not a joke." kzbin.info/aero/PLFziI_1nbmvoVcAsRnTWDSAC01gY46u7N
@southernbassngyrl2 жыл бұрын
What about those damn shorts 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
@sharonbrown45062 жыл бұрын
Liberal mirror imagery to a T or should I say "JT" LoL!
@trattogatto2 жыл бұрын
We need someone like you in Italy! All actors, singers, journalists, TV hosts, and vips of any kind are bound to their employers, that are bound to the covid corruption.
@vandapietrantonio33102 жыл бұрын
ITALY as aLL EU COUNTRIES ARE BOUND TO THE EU.
@vaportwo3332 жыл бұрын
It’a the same in whole Europe. Paid influencers, media persons are giving their souls for $. BUT the best part of this - we don’t need to do anything ourselves to see all of those fuckers in the daylight coming themselves. Know your “heroes”
@judithstratton9073 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully Italy's hospitals are not "assigning prostates" to the male population like they are doing in the USA hospitals now. It's actually spooky to have to go to a doctor's visit now.
@trattogatto Жыл бұрын
@@judithstratton9073 Yes, you need to purge the transgenderism mafia from your clinic$ & $ociety. That is for sure, but in a liberal country like yours, with no public health like ours, it is a difficult task, they got money, power, time, and personnel... that nobody of you... "just people" have. Still, I miss a more lively and balanced media environment here in Italy. Everything is old and all workers for the media and entertainment sectors are pawns of the elite, we have no independent company as alternative (like Daily Wire, or The Epoch Times) or personalities like JP, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson now outside Fox News, and others. We have are no real dissident voice, just some irrelevant lone wolves labeled "conspiracy theorists". Actors and singers were obnoxious during covid. Only Bocelli dared to stand with freedom, and he got a push back from all his colleagues, producers, anybody. Hopefully he is an international singer, and he doesn't rely only on Italy. But he had to ask apologies in public to pander the bullies of the media mafia. Few other singers decided to go against the system, Povia became an outcast, and he managed to survive begging for money from his fans online. He has no chance to go back on TV or being aired on radio, or having a contract with a label anymore.
@sashaalpatru81002 жыл бұрын
JP is a living documentary of the days we live! Keep it up.
@jimberlyking2112 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you know what documentary means.
@khathaway4142 жыл бұрын
That is a great impression of Austin Mayor Steve Adler.
@Julie_Truly_in_KY2 жыл бұрын
Education with humor…appreciate you, sir!
@_NET_2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen on the IRS website /publications where the looters are now being requested to claim their theft? Lmao
@vandapietrantonio33102 жыл бұрын
INSANITY.
@FreshMelonWater2 жыл бұрын
I live near Chicago. I am beyond disheartened by what our cities are doing.
@colorgreen87282 жыл бұрын
As someone near Chicago, the lorie lightfoot roast was absolutely amazing
@No-sv6mu2 жыл бұрын
Right here with you. She is the WORST. Blaming stores for being victimized. Saying she won't allow in white reporters. The way she treats the police department but demands they provide security to her family at the expense of our tax dollars. She and Kim Foxx need to GO
@beatrixkiddo52 жыл бұрын
Praying for a great awakening, Happy New Year JP thank you for keeping me smiling during this insanity. 🕊️
@arthurzetes2 жыл бұрын
Hospitals are overflowing though. I have friends in Washington state who work in hospitals
@raleighb532 жыл бұрын
"It's their fault for having products on display that MAKE people want to steal." among other gems. Chicago's Biggest Disappointment Ever Lori Lightfoot says hi!
@nikkijack9112 жыл бұрын
Let's go Beetlejuice
@DarthEvilicus2 жыл бұрын
Liberal Mayor: You are free to protest injustice *the people protest covid tyranny outside the mayor’s house* Liberal mayor: No not like that. Call the police
@Marinealver2 жыл бұрын
Well MsM does consider themselves to be the Thought Police. Don't talk to the Press without a lawyer present.