How to Think Like a Leftist!

[@georgesykes394]

Let's appreciate the time and effort put into The Flow Chart.

[@wnchstrman]

Wonder how many times he screwed up the poster before he got it all on there. Quite good to write all that on there.

[@greggeer6231]

It's pure genius!

[@clogs4956]

@@wnchstrman the man's a genius so just the once - he had to squeeze in that 'yes' box, remember?

[@drekwilliamton5830]

Was just thinking "how long did JP take to set this up"

[@corycarter578]

Flow Chart is that what they use to chart a woman’s fertility?

[@stormerjc9493]

The fact you where able to put all that leftist madness into a flowchart is honestly impressive

[@MeMelster]

Left and right are not so different after all.

[@kazekami7313]

@@MeMelster Pffhhhh

[@advikdeshmukh805]

The fact that you don’t know the difference between were and where is saddening and impressive

[@kazekami7313]

@@advikdeshmukh805 The fact that you had to point that out just to make yourself think you've retaliated is honestly impressive.

[@MikeJProto]

@@advikdeshmukh805 "minor spelling mistake i win you lose hahaha"

[@mr.awesome8399]

“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” ~ George Orwell, 1984

[@actuallyKriminell]

sounds like hegelian synthesis

[@mario97br]

@@actuallyKriminell Hegels Synthesis combined the duality into one, A+B=C, while doublethink holds them parallel and operates with both. Say A, but behave according to B.

[@actuallyKriminell]

its not quite A+B=C though. More like A × Ā = B. And it implies that B is somewhat holy

[@mario97br]

@@actuallyKriminell Jaja, more like: A x -A => B These, Antithese, Synthese And yeah, B is somewhat holy xD "more complete than the singular parts" "vollendet"

[@Sixstringman]

" My riots are protests. Your protests are riots."

[@patricksmith3376]

This man is a national treasure!

[@ugglaifjarran]

International! 🎉🎉🎉

[@Hardcore_Remixer]

@@ugglaifjarran As a Romanian I confirm.

[@Marcianito100PorCientoReal]

As a mexican as well, this guy makes my week everytime 😂😂

[@hhdgdhum]

Global treasure.

[@cjdwh970]

I guess you mean the national debt, do you understand math? A negative # is how far you're in the hole. Do you have a job?

[@ranchotexino4929]

Hey this is much better than paying 100k to a university to learn basically the same thing in much less time! Thanks JP!

[@ilikesalt7245]

I too saved money, I do not have to go to college now. Looks like tuition debt forgiveness is another governmental fact. Truth or Fiction?

[@bfields1448]

Ding ding ding ! what do we have for him Charlie!!

[@Nigel-Webb]

#Hashtag LOL! 😂

[@gbcoolsag]

You figured this out. That makes you not a leftist.

[@TheReapersSon]

0:19 -- You can be _left-confused_ I think JP inadvertently created a new orientation: "left-confused" It looks like my education is complete! Where's my blue checkmark?!

[@DarthEvilicus]

The key to thinking like a leftist is to base every decision and viewpoint on irrational emotion, hold several contradictory opinions and label people you will never meet or know as the worst things ever

[@viklifts-zk8bl]

A helpful piece of advice is to never trancend your initial irrational emotional response and therefore base your decision on your most primative function of your brain

[@kathleent4291]

If he had said that we wouldn’t have had the opportunity to enjoy the flow chart of madness!

[@sthubbins4038]

The key to thinking like a MAGA is "what part of America's foundation can I destroy today?"

[@vespasianflavius2766]

@@sthubbins4038 True your all diluted left and right alike.

[@bethannalou]

@@sthubbins4038 do you get paid for this or is this your entertainment?

[@BangMaster96]

As a fellow pregnant Leftist Man, I am triggered, offended, hyperventilating, rage crying, you are all racist, and my water just broke.

[@Marychange]

Good one! Congratulations! Let us us know what comes out of you, after the water. I mean, how did the egg get in you? Never mind, I dont want to know--well, yes I do....

[@seamusbyrne7820]

@@Marychange It was an Easter thing; with all that chocolate flying around, he just couldn't help himself... but then, it's his body, his choice! It's actually not a baby but a chocolate chick that's in him, but please respect his life choices and don't be species-ist on him.

[@arewethereyet9190]

🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@crystalcombs9394]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Third_eye_Tia]

😂

[@lindareeb4330]

I just love your humor and your hard efforts to help us out in these wacky times. Fantastic job JP!! Thank you so very much! God bless you bro!!

[@musicalmania125]

Seriously, the time and brain power to put this together is super impressive! Enjoyed it immensely!

[@jd-yo2is]

Brain power… No way you actually think that…

[@libertariantranslator1929]

Creation Science at its most Landover Baptist

[@leislschutte6421]

Was pretty amazing

[@EriPages]

brain power to figure out how a leftist thinks? It's really simple to figure out to just about any non-leftist But than again, it DOES take a bit of brain power to NOT be think like like a leftist...so maybe you were right after all LOL

[@jd-yo2is]

@@EriPages yeah I’m sure you’re a real smart one bud lmaoo

[@ybe7011]

Props to you JP, can we all appreciate the amount of work he put into this diagram!? 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@travisn346]

His finest work yet. I've laid all this out in my head just not on paper. And JP is funnier than me.

[@jeannebehrendt6675]

Mind mapping at its finest!! 😂

[@Frostorm777]

👌🏻

[@onemanarmyoma0155]

@@travisn346 Even though JP is funnier than you, which is obviously your based assumption, we urge you to take JP very very VERY serious, because when all echoes of laughter have faded and fun is no longer among us, it's .. it's... it's YOU.....damn!

[@bigboyjeans9198]

These presentations are funny, but they are so TERRIFYINGLY accurate, it’s even more worrisome. 😂😢

[@mobucks555]

It is scary but this insanity has brought about a new brand of comedy that I truly appreciate.

[@pmf026]

@@mobucks555 it's funny until you being forced to live in that comedy

[@mobucks555]

@@pmf026 that's the joke, you get it!

[@AA13494]

i am depressed cz this is so true, its nt even funny.

[@eblatz80]

Not worrisome at all. The pendulum is swinging back. Continuously pointing out this stuff is what is waking people up, or making the silent majority finally speak up

[@Callummullans]

🤣😭🤣 I’m dying. I’m personally trying to get back my integrity after getting drawn to fights and arguments and it did just get to a point where the map scribbled itself out. This satire is very healing in this day and age ✌️👍

[@zeehero7280]

What Satire? this is all 100% factual.

[@NikkiFrost14]

Don’t get sucked into their game. Always end your statement with: “checkmate”.

[@mnewln1800]

Never argue with an idiot.

[@mikeexits]

​@@zeehero7280The satire is when JP is "in character" and saying untrue things are true. It's relatively thinly veiled but it's still satire.

[@halfcentury1112]

awesome!!! as a rage crying, pregnant male, climate warrior, sjw, transgender Ukrainian who is not bill gates BHO or Al Gore i approve this message - well done...

[@moonshotacres7187]

😂

[@DustinBarlow8P]

as a rage crying, pregnant male, climate warrior, sjw, transgender Ukrainian who is not bill gates BHO or Al Gore PERSON OF COLOR, which means I have Leftist seniority over you, and am offended, so must cancel you now. Sorry.

[@jocktheripper2073]

Close but no ceegar. Cos you ain't black.

[@lisakain1517]

😂... that was awesome! Can't think of much you left out!

[@srirampatnaik9164]

But for real, the climate crisis is real. My neighbor country, the Maldives will cease to exist in 30 years. Just because you can't immediately see it doesn't mean that global warming isn't a real threat From a conservative

[@debbiecardamone1946]

This should be a college course : Leftism 101. Genius!

[@T-RexBullets]

I think it already is, or at least it's part of the indoctrination 😆

[@lisamj]

I'd be happy teach a college course on right-wing asshole 101

[@masterimaginariumdooblepop7592]

@@T-RexBullets What indoctrination? That racism is bad?

[@robertluechtefeld5017]

Only 80 - 90% of the Universities are rife with this flow chart style of thinking, indoctrinating and being...

[@T-RexBullets]

@@masterimaginariumdooblepop7592 what racism are you speaking of?

[@Sixstringman]

Thinking like a leftist is super easy. Just have no thoughts of your own and repeat media talking points.

[@mr.mintman7545]

Ironic, given you're the one consuming media.

[@tmango78]

That’s pretty racist to say. What the media tells me to think are actually my own thoughts. They told me so.

[@bananerna2601]

Exactly like the righties, they don't have a mind of their own. This video is actually working on both sides.

[@KingRandor82]

the rage-crying is a defense against the unintentional (but inevitable) admission that their cover has been blown, and they have no genuine thought to offer outside of the virtue signaling talking points they're offered. Also explains why they're obsessed with movies and TV shows, i.e *people playing pretend, and how well they do it*

[@mr.mintman7545]

@@KingRandor82 you're delusional lol

[@thebookofkeys-thetoracle7637]

J.P. This is your masterpiece, Maestro! I adored every second of it. Thank you from the deepest of me.

[@kevinkelly1529]

If you are sane this is insightful. If you are a leftist it is inciteful.

[@Redisia]

the fact that in the USA people think there is only left and right and everything can be crammed into one side because you might have one point of view on one single item... yeah it makes any side watching this video and buying into it insane. 😂 no wonder the USA is politically self-destructing and edging towards a authoritarian system. People are to dumb to learn how politics have worked since ancient greece

[@MrIdonthaveaniphone]

That's a homophone. Sometimes mistaken as homophobe but more racist.

[@chickenmonger123]

@@Redisia I’m glad you could pretend you are superior for the moment. 😆 Obviously you are.

[@Redisia]

@@chickenmonger123 Not superior lol just not caught up in the bullshit you guys have over across the ocean 😂😂 its reaching more and more tinfoil hat levels each year. Amazingly entertaining to see 'left' and 'right' video's. 😁 Trust me its entertaining why else would i even respond lol 🤣

[@Redisia]

@@CedarMountainsnow Let me first aknowledge that not everyone is buying into the shit 'us vs them' self destructive mode. Props to them for realizing its about the policies and not about hating on someone that does not think like them.... however to answer your statement there: I am aware and acknowledge this, this is why i did not only point at the 'left' or 'right' because i see the same tinfoil hat shit on the right. I made my way on what could be described as 'hardcore left' and 'hardcore right' discords. The video's and statements i see pass on for example the left is that they seek an excuse to call someone hate-full on every single statement. Some legit but also some where i say 'that is way to far fetched' But on the right i see video's that make conspiracies out of everything. Like there is a bigger plot to throw the USA into the dark ages. And lets just say statements that are unfriendly to 'non white or Christians or straight' people are not uncommon. At first i was distraught about how people can be so fucking hateful or distrusting to people they do not know nor interact with in anyway. But then i just started laughing at it... because its some lonely toons scene where the character its ranting and flipping everyone off while walking backwards. Meanwhile they are walking closer and closer to the cliff. Its sad but hillarious how focused people are on this left and right shit while there is far more nuance to politics and main focus should be on 'big corporations keep outsourcing more and more jobs and capital to low wage countries.' that is what is hurting the US economy. Every product you buy takes a chunk of the money you spend out of the US economy and into that of like china. They just steal the tech and make it for-themselves 😂 its just so hilarious to see people be so focust on this. Alas I am done here. I hope you all (both left and right leaning people) can find a middle ground before you walk off that cliff.

[@tag_76]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the amount of work that went into making this video? That was not only funny, but super impressive!

[@openeyes-411]

"Any questions?" Yes actually: How in the hell did your head not explode making that chart???😂😂😂

[@proapocalypse1448]

I swear this type of comment is on every video I watch.

[@ericb5194]

Yeah - I would have sitting on floor halfway through both tearing my hair out and dribbling my lips. Very well done.

[@margaretkoenig2906]

Agreed!

[@champian8760]

@@proapocalypse1448 as is your snobbery

[@Write-Stuff]

"That's different because it's much worse which makes it better." Leftist thinking in a nutshell.

[@Aireck174]

One thing he missed is the left says that because they see themselves as the moral ones, they are better than you, so when they do 'a fascism' its a good thing.

[@libertariantranslator1929]

Misspelled nutcase. Having the Political State bring back the Dred Scott decision instead of the 1972 Libertarian Platform is...

[@masterimaginariumdooblepop7592]

Where is that quote from?

[@Write-Stuff]

@@masterimaginariumdooblepop7592 2:23

[@GraemeFaber-ls5wp]

How to think like a leftist: don't. Just don't think.

[@cowboybassplayer6083]

Quite possibly the most brilliant and accurate flow chart ever. You've outdone yourself on this one JP.

[@justgopherit3454]

It's so hard when you have family that you love deeply, that's also out of their mind and part of this group.

[@iballjay]

Out of their mind how?

[@davecasey4341]

@@iballjay They probably think Brandon is the greatest president ever.

[@kinGsaL1515]

Best advice love from a safe distance. Don't cast them away but keep your distance enough you don't lose your sanity. You become those you spend the most time around wether you're aware of it or not.

[@pmf026]

Destroy TV. Problem solved.

[@leedixon4228]

@@iballjay watch the video.

[@bigboyjeans9198]

We NEED TO DEMAND JP PUT THIS CHART OUT FOR SALE! 😂 something to test reality against every morning.

[@notanormi]

I would hang it on my wall! ❤️

[@Horsekick9times]

a t-shirt, I would wear it ..

[@stuartgreen5631]

Or at the very least, disclose the wall’s contents and all the things they don’t mean.

[@zdzisawnadaje2771]

And the funds from the sale to support "the current thing". :)

[@k9hannibal]

New shirt! 😂

[@KingJKickz]

This needs 7.5 billion views , absolute GOLD

[@CoolPapaJMagik]

Doesn’t it just blow your mind how long decent Americans were willing to send their children off to government schools to be corrupted without noticing? I say decent, but that type of apathy is why America is on life support...

[@jacobkobald1753]

Corrupted aka educated keep drinking that koolaid

[@user-kcrpine]

But diversity is our strength!! Disagree with me and it’s the gulag for you…..

[@jacobkobald1753]

@@user-kcrpine not sure where these gulag are in America....but it you'd like to talk about brain2ashing we could talk about churches

[@sthubbins4038]

@@user-kcrpine That damn Statue of Liberty did it with her Woke message!!!1!

[@bethannalou]

@@jacobkobald1753 lol you came here to argue like a leftist. Thanks for the illustration

[@robklein5316]

To be a leftist you have to be a college educated Harvard grad but can't define a woman. Shout out to our girl Ketanji Brown Jackson!!

[@cash4835]

Give her a break. She's not a biologist.

[@chipsterb4946]

Here’s a little rhyme from the Babylon Bee to help out Harvard graduates everywhere: 1X 1Y UR A guy! Even a Harvard grad should be able to remember that and you don’t even need a high school diploma! 😜

[@1notgilty]

Forget that two X chromosome thing. That's way too simple and scientific and we MUST follow the science. See what I did there. JP should put that one into his flow chart.

[@quirkasaurussaurus2896]

I'll betcha she knew what a woman was 3 years ago.

[@1notgilty]

​@@quirkasaurussaurus2896 I bet she knew what a woman was when she filled out her college, law school and job applications.

[@desirabbit6869]

As someone who is mentally ill, I genuinely appreciate you breaking this down for us. I took a break from my rage crying to let you know how much I appreciate it.

[@charliechurch5004]

❣️

[@23rictown29]

Racist!!

[@FoodNerds]

🤣

[@johanvanzyl8479]

😂 what is your diagnosis? I suffer from random outbreaks of rational thought.

[@desirabbit6869]

@@johanvanzyl8479 oh my! You definitely should get that lobotomized. I've self-diagnosed myself with mental illness fluidity, so I have to check with whatever is trending on TikTok before I know for sure.

[@gl2796]

I seriously can't thank you enough for these videos. I'm so glad the world is not completely over yet

[@hansiharjunharja]

Being a leftist is not only not caring about logic but to be strictly against logic.

[@rogerfurlong1535]

That's because logic is supreme ist-a-phobia! Reeeeeeeee!

[@slowery43]

maybe save the funny for those that are actually funny

[@kittybrowneye3163]

Technically the premise is an oxymoron leftist don't think and lack the ability too they're completely controlled by the corporate and ruling class so they can split the populous and maintain control. Leftism = brainless sheep

[@lilmike2710]

But for the current thing.

[@razzor4708]

logic and math are racist, remember? its white supremacy tools and earth is not round, because combustion cars made it climate to change easy, man, how you not know. i feel like you are from those normal people from developed 21st century time?, we are making cavemen great again... 🤣

[@ChfHappySack]

I've considered becoming a leftist because even when facts and logic are applied to general scenario, I can simply ignore them and pretend they don't exist if it doesn't fit my narrative. The only thing that'll matter is my opinion and you don't need facts for that! The only thing holding me back from genuinely making this change is that I'm not mentally retarded so it's simply not possible. My brain actually cares about facts.. it's so annoying.

[@freeswimmin]

Sorry to correct you, but your fEeLiNgS should supercede your opinions, which obviously do not require any logic.

[@jpalberthoward9]

If you go to Mexico you can still get Quaaludes over the counter. Take about 5 of those, have a friend klonk you in the head with a golf club for about an hour, and then throw yourself head first down a flight of concrete steps. That should have you thinking like a leftist in no time. I'd bet you'll want to vote demon rat in the next erection.

[@Moonbunny55]

😂🤣😂🤣 👏🏼

[@jaystone5036]

😂😂

[@Marychange]

Very Funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

[@KenshinPhoenix]

It's disturbing how such a huge swathe of humanity can be totally disconnected from reality. My soul hurts for their lunacy.

[@masterimaginariumdooblepop7592]

I know. People denying that manmade climate change is a problem, thinking Trump won the 2020 election and that forcing Trans people to adhere to their biological gender for no good reason. Lunacy, such soul burn.

[@wladimirnowak8797]

are you know justice state has to be for justis person and person for state - you leftist. if you know unjustice state has to be for unjustic person- you are nazi. there is not needness to coocking to much of water instead of sense.

[@kevinkiffe]

It shows 2 replies under your comment but youtube is not displaying them. does that make them politically correct or politically left? Please comment if you can see my comment...

[@auniversalwoman]

Thank you. I keep wondering why those who believe fantasy as reality aren't considered crazy anymore. We have to try to reason where there isn't any reasoning.

[@KenshinPhoenix]

@@kevinkiffe I see you. This is normal for YT now, countless comments shadow blocked. Most of mine suffer this fate, I'm surprised this one went through.

[@OR56]

This needs to be a huge ass poster that we can buy

[@DrChuck45]

This is a great illustration of doublethink. Especially the "my body my choice" example.

[@SuzyQ89]

Imagine being so brain washed, you think someone born as a man can get pregnant? Brilliant JP, just brilliant!!!

[@Balthorium]

I think they are saying women that become “men” are men and can become pregnant. They are unnecessarily convoluted and are talking about women using misleading language saying men can be pregnant. Women they arbitrarily call men can. It’s true. Lol

[@billyhomeyer7414]

Does JP have a degree in biology?

[@Drummerchick2003]

@@Balthorium no, sadly that would at least make sense, that lady was dead serious when she said men can get pregnant 🫃

[@openeyes-411]

@@Balthorium Regardless, these lunatics are still living a contradiction: if a woman becomes a "man" - then the role they "identify" with is a male, *WHICH CANNOT BECOME PREGNANT!* And by becoming pregnant, they in fact are *REASSUMING THE ROLE OF THE FEMALE!* But these people are SO mentally ill they cannot see how *COMPLETELY FUBAR THEY ACTUALLY ARE!!!*

[@deniseuhlry9988]

And....ask one of them....how the baby that ISN'T there comes OUT of the "mans" body? I would so be interested in seeing that.

[@bettymccorkle788]

Absolutely Brilliant!! How on earth did you get that all diagrammed.....and how on earth did you ever keep it straight. Love that diagram!! Keep up the great work😂

[@lustforlow-end6022]

@Chad Abercrombie according to Wikipedia he’s a comedian

[@Trigger_productions_mato]

"erm keeping things straight is offensive. You need to keep it bisexual. I'm right you're wrong end of story LLLLLLLLL"

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

“Ideology always leads to atrocity.” - Terrence McKenna “How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.” -Ronald Reagan Thanks, J P for having the temerity to call out these sociopaths and their dystopian nightmare agenda.

[@sthubbins4038]

Did you support the attack on Congress to overthrow the election results? 🤔

[@Balthorium]

I saw Terrence live once at something called “Alien Dreamtime.”

[@marvin60000]

I’m not a communist but I don’t think communism is the problem here

[@thelastkodiak3746]

Thx for quoting Terence Mckenna

[@journeyproud]

Terence Mckenna knew better than most about the ever-growing ego culture were in. Always nice to see another fan.

[@reptowolfe8322]

"It's actually much worse and therefore better." Truly leftist logic.

[@grubblewubbles]

I loved that part

[@derekgoodman5713]

I do demand JP put this on a big ass poster that we would have to unfold and put on the wall! Do it, we'll buy it!! Thank you for all you continue to do JP!!

[@anonymity11]

Put this on a billboard in downtown. Would be hilarious.

[@edrobles99]

I'll buy it for both my apt and my girlfriends's.

[@stub4488]

T-shirt!

[@mrjoehimself]

I'd buy 100 of these on a t-shirt

[@pisceananarchyvortex7223]

Murals put up in the dead of night in every major city!

[@doug6259]

This is a great flowchart that makes everything crystal clear now.

[@staceydailey6394]

My fingertips hurt from him hitting the chart so hard. Lol.... the fact that he wrote this out is amazing! Brilliant JP!

[@TheArcturusProject]

I was thinking the same thing

[@ATNNewss]

How long did he work on this?! It's fantastic!!

[@TheSledgehammer2024]

This is the kind of teacher we need at all of our elementary schools to teach our kids these very important dangerous facts...

[@loturzelrestaurant]

„Haha, look at the dumb, insane Leftists!“ -Republicans, who statistically and in fact have more anti-vaxxers and c-theorists than any other group; have made-up and literally just made-up a whole election-fraud; who worry the Leftists si-k with their deep, deep Delusions that are well documented to be completly off the Rails; who are the only political party that asks for a civil-war; who projects, which probably caused this Video here to be made. A Video of Giant Projections, trying to dodge the Facts and Data and project your own Flaws onto a Group that has less hatepreachers, less lgbt-enemys, less c-theorists, less ‚Kat Kerr’ and less ‚Greg Locke’...

[@eliteteamkiller319]

We need teachers who are incapable of making logically sound arguments? This stupid video is filled with logical errors, most notably of the oversimplification variety.

[@suzannea6540]

Please don't give the lefestist woke teachers any ideas...

[@TheSledgehammer2024]

@@suzannea6540 I hate to tell you this, but they are already teaching "Critical Race Theory" in elementary schools (not just in colleges). I seen those full lectures (from colleges) on youtube and all they focus on is enforcing leftist ideologies. Its horrible to watch...

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@suzannea6540 ?

[@BlueDog241]

This is like a new act Jeff Foxworth could do. "If you think everyone else is racist... you might be a leftist." This could be a new thing.

[@tntstorms7969]

Foxworthy would have to become a leftist in order to roast the leftists without being canceled.

[@Deathrape2001]

Leftists do not actually think 'right wingers' are racist. They just call them racist as an excuse 2 B racist against white people. Everybody knows this. It's important 2 look past what 'leftists / democrats / communists' etc 'say' & instead acknowledge what they actually MEAN, which is always just code 4 'killwhitey'. Whenever a jew talks it's the same thing, or a black, or mexican = always just 'blabla killwhitey blablabla'. The 'word salad' in between is just 'noise'.

[@gregpippin9950]

🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the flow chart I was getting scared that I might have started thinking like a leftist. This clarified everything for me . Thank God I still have my brain and am not thinking like a leftist. We need more flow charts...

[@garryrowland]

Thank You For Everything You Do JP. 🇬🇧

[@U4Eye]

Best course I have ever heard. I am watching this with 10 people who are falling on the floor Laughing! GREAT JOB!

[@danielsorenson6981]

This ain't funny it's scary

[@σεα-ψ9ε]

@@danielsorenson6981 Scary how funny this video is

[@epixen3339]

Brilliant chart JP! It can also be summarized as -Anything and everything is ok when we (the left) do it!

[@woodsprout]

Same for right-wingers. Anything and everything is ok when we (the right) do it!

[@HolyCanoley]

@@woodsprout Don't you get it...partisan hypocrisy only works one way dude. As a conservative, I've done some deep soul searching over the past 2 minutes, and I can find no inherent contradictions with my pre-held biases. Now please let me get to my favorite partisan clickbait purveyor, JP!

[@FatBoyEntertainment]

I’m pretty conservative and that is a stupid statement

[@mikedarren6658]

@@woodsprout If by "right" you mean moral, Constitutional and logical then, yes, anything and everything is OK when the right does it.

[@woodsprout]

@@mikedarren6658 - No, what you just said would be like if you went driving in your car and only made right-hand turns, thinking that was the only moral, correct way to drive.

[@vortmax7788]

Always felt out of place being a conservative in CA. Thanks for this instructional video on how to fit in.

[@wyrmwoodouroborosheartofth4751]

"OK, well that's different, because it's much worse, which makes it better." 🤣🤣🤣 Perfect representation of leftist logic.

[@strawbryme]

Oh my gosh, that ending really got me "you already look pregnant, Bill". Brilliantly put together. One of your best videos

[@krook5158]

'Enjoy having your mind function like this!' xD

[@eckert10]

Honestly, give this guy an honorary doctorate degree!

[@shameerm9061]

The BEST tutorial ever!!! Even Harvard will fail to teach like this 🤣🤣🤣

[@josephrichter826]

I was starting to get confused with all the rule changes that seem random. But this clears up everything and makes total sense

[@indyrock8148]

At first I looked at that flowchart and thought: That is messy and hopelessly deranged. Then JP explained it was the thought patterns of a leftist...

[@evarchavex4800]

No, it's the thought pattern of what someone *thinks* is a leftist. Just like it can be turned into the thought pattern of a rightist. IE: 'Do you have a female in your family? Is she attractive? Then it's safe to marry her.' See? It's easy to do and generalize a group of people.

[@inyahuahitrustmd9114]

That's a liberals thought process.💁

[@evarchavex4800]

@@inyahuahitrustmd9114 Only if you're a stupid and delusional person that basis all their reasoning on lies and blatant bias.

[@michaelhale8560]

"Messy and hopelessly deranged?" If you buy this shit of somehow being on the "logical" side of the fence, then that's just a sure sign that you don't even want to look in your own cupboard!

[@indyrock8148]

@@michaelhale8560 I looked in my cupboard several times while I cooked dinner. It was not messy and neatly arranged. Quite satisfactory really.

[@konnan442]

JP giving out college degree's in 12 minutes is ruining this countries educational system!

[@marielim7877]

Very well written show, thanks again!

[@justmichelle71]

It blows my mind to think how long it took to put that board together. Absolutely well done. Better than any public school teacher could do.

[@Arisbe_obasmoqweef]

This is without a doubt the most insightful and best video you’ve ever done. 100% accurate.

[@karinpaska2083]

Yes. This is the winner indeed!!! lol

[@mybrothernumsie841]

As a self-identified linear logic oriented person, I appreciate this (un)flowing chart to decipher the irrefutable reasoning behind leftist ideologies. Now let’s circle back, shall we? ☮️💟

[@BokaLokaToka]

😂 a chart based on emotional scenarios must of been hard to make. It is a holy mess!

[@sunnyjo2059]

"Circle back"🤣 A truly Leftist statement if ever there was 🤔🇦🇺

[@franknukemcomegetsome2744]

👍😹

[@kristiannaline6067]

Thank you, JP, for putting this together. I appreciate you speaking truth and pouring beautifully crafted sarcasm against the Left

[@texasstateofmind744]

I wish I could be like JP!! He’s hysterical & drives home the point.

[@sthubbins4038]

You can! Apply today at the Republican National Committee website...

[@bethannalou]

@@sthubbins4038 lol so it's the dnc that pays you??? Or you just reeeeereeeeeeeee all day, trying to get that first comment so everyone can see you reeeeeeeee the loudest. As fun as it is to point at you while you reeeeeeeeeeee, I cant imagine watching a comedy video I don't like just to reeeeeeeeee at everyone in the comments. Awwwww. Now I'm feeling really grateful for my life. You did a good deed today StReeeeeeee.

[@Monster33336]

I used to like JP when he was less political.

[@sassysandie2865]

@@Monster33336 I love that he takes a stand and is more political.

[@george40nelson4]

This video would have been more impressive if J.P. wore a straight jacket and used his nose as a pointer instead of his right index finger...maybe next time ? LOL

[@Zackthedalj]

When you can dismantle an entire ideology with sarcasm. That SHOULD be a hint to all the people in it, that their ideology fucking sucks.

[@juliennepujol5586]

Stephen Colbert did it first with a fake right wing character and he was way funnier...

[@bob_the_b4536]

Hey Now!!!!!! Language!!! "SHOULD be" must not be used, where "Is" Is the most appropriate!

[@aluckyshot]

@@juliennepujol5586 sure thing Julie.

[@chrisalley6282]

@@juliennepujol5586 I'd like to see this supposed instance of Colbert being funny. Post your source please

[@Zackthedalj]

@@juliennepujol5586 I know your lying because you claimed colbert was ever funny

[@turdfurgeson517]

I can’t even make left turns anymore without being violently nauseous.

[@michaelmorris1741]

You should probably see a doctor.

[@kaineleggett3401]

The logic couldn't be clearer. Thanks man I really enjoyed this.

[@JoseSanchez-go6jb]

JP for president!

[@asongucollins5917]

We knew it kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHvWemWlfLx0hLM

[@asongucollins5917]

🤣🤣

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

He’s got my vote!

[@MyCatFooed]

With a Red, White, & Blue Balled Eagle perched upon his shoulder!!!

[@Dajuanstuff]

Jocko for president!

[@spzaruba5089]

I love how the decision points are already picked with the right answer for me. It just makes my life easier if I don't have to think about it.

[@Dee47881]

Omg! I began these thoughts processes as I was stuck in my home for a year in 2020. To break out of this I even attended a BLM protest. I learned a lot and I came out in the other side and can see the hypocrisy now. I think more people are getting this everyday.

[@carlapierle8623]

I hope so. I just wish it would happen faster while we still have some semblance of Freedom remaining. I honestly didn't realize how great the divide was UNTIL the lockdowns in 2020, but I'm not the most well traveled person either.

[@mega-lomart7154]

Once I stopped drinking I wasn’t able to live with the cognitive dissonance anymore 😂 then my body my choice flew out the window with the vaccines and I was done.

[@Dee47881]

@@mega-lomart7154 yes! I totally get it.

[@MiddleSky]

I sometimes get a little triggered when I see someone making fun of "leftists" but then I find out they're talking about all the social crap and not economic left stuff and find myself agreeing with all the criticisms of the "left." Basically, this video was great 😃

[@AthenaTennosN]

isn't it upsetting how the "cultural" left usurped (fairly reasonable) socialist ideas for themselves, so if you happen to share them, the world will see you as a clown from the same circus?

[@bunille]

I’m actually a left-winger by government standards, but the PEOPLE who are left-wing are on another level. The politics are (or were) about equality and justice, but the people seem to be delusional, controlling, angry drug addicts who want you to bend over backwards for them.

[@skaterdudeabides]

Oh, the economics stuff is beyond garbage. It's the exact same formula as the social stuff, double think, confound and get mad at those who disagree. Of course, most of this happens amongst the "intellectual" left, and it doesn't exactly make great viral content.

[@shivarunescape412]

Leftist doggie

[@unitron2005]

I should be laughing, but this just feels me with rage, and I'm not even an US citizen.

[@tiberiussheets2993]

I understand where you are coming from, but you are letting the leftists win by responding with rage. Their whole goal is to destabilize and provoke society into bad decisions, lure us into a trap of emotional reactions that cost us, & justify greater intrusion of government into our lives that we neither need nor want. Don't fall for it. That's what identifying the threat provides: insight. Knowing the enemy empowers you not to become their victim.

[@sickle7291]

That's because this video is not a joke. He's exposing the truth.

[@danielsorenson6981]

Every left leaning country ends up screwed

[@Woojamchun]

The leftist are even more extremely lacking in logic here in Canada

[@danatkinson6698]

As every true leftist knows, this whole board could be null and void because we haven't been told by the media how to feel about it

[@travisn346]

Media: You should be outraged that the founders were old white men Leftists: working for an old white man (Soros) to elect an old white man (Brandon)

[@vcdonovan5943]

When the only thoughts you have are the ones put into your vapid skull by the idiot box, that's when you've achieved true mastery in thinking like a leftist.

[@woodsprout]

Dumb stereotype to generalize with, which would be like saying "true" right-wingers waiting for Fox News to tell them how to think and feel.

[@stpbasss3773]

@@woodsprout yes you can say that because that's your opinion. The right won't go crazy and flip out over a statement like that because we don't care. We don't tell people how to act and think like the left does and we don't lose our shit when someone doesn't agree with everything we do.

[@intensecutn]

@@stpbasss3773 Kind of like how the right don't mind if women get abortions. Oh, wait... And how they don't mind that some people like to use drugs. Oh, hang on... And how they don't mind people expressing themselves through music. Whoops... And how they make youtube videos criticising how 'leftists' think. Oh shit, wait a minute there seems to be a theme here.

[@Orcasrule6355]

JP is gold! One of my favorite comedians. Liberalism truly is a mental disorder. Let's go Brandon 💯 MAGA

[@Bouitaz]

I should point out that it's leftism. Liberal is just another word they co-opted and corrupted to use as a shield while they do the reverse.

[@kkuznetsov2424]

Good on you brother 🙏

[@travisn346]

It literally is a mental illness because it's a pathological belief in one's own logical fallacies. Textbook delusion.

[@80bbygrl]

"It's much worse, which makes it better..." Omg. That is exactly how people think right now 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@barbaramadden3489]

This is spot on… You are soooo creative, clever and knowledgeable, JP. I enjoy all your videos, but this one was especially clever and funny! That flow chart!!! Wow 😄

[@CarpeCupcake]

The most important strategy here is to deliberately avoid any kind of logical consistency. That's key.

[@franknichols5423]

Critical thinking skills will not be tolerated by the elite overlords.

[@slowery43]

ugh

[@07wrxtr1]

It's why they keep adding / changing definitions... there's no finish line on the road of insanity.

[@lilmike2710]

In other words, have the ability to believe that 2+2=5. If that is the current thing.

[@gcarver9112]

I think storming the capital Threatening to hang the Vice President, overthrowing a democratically elected official using violence, spreading feces all over the walls of the capital also vandalizing, that was wrong. I don’t hate LGBT how does that relate to Ukraine Does that make me a Leftist

[@FluffyBunny9002]

This is damn brilliant! You can tell when creators not only know their stuff, but actually care about their presentation!

[@joeohalloran9309]

What A classic. A lot of work done here,,,,, well done JP

[@johnnyappleseed5590]

F’ing brilliant and so completely accurate on leftist double standards, double think and Hegelian Dialect!

[@ctsnider88]

The amount of time you spent putting this together is commendable. What am I thinking that was awesome!

[@gsx7r]

This was absolutely fucking brilliant. Now I have a true understanding of what it’s like to be a living contradiction 😂

[@loturzelrestaurant]

„Haha, look at the dumb, insane Leftists!“ -Republicans, who statistically and in fact have more anti-vaxxers and c-theorists than any other group; have made-up and literally just made-up a whole election-fraud; who worry the Leftists si-k with their deep, deep Delusions that are well documented to be completly off the Rails; who are the only political party that asks for a civil-war; who projects, which probably caused this Video here to be made. A Video of Giant Projections, trying to dodge the Facts and Data and project your own Flaws onto a Group that has less hatepreachers, less lgbt-enemys, less c-theorists, less ‚Kat Kerr’.

[@mchan2141]

thanks to JP kudos to him!!

[@nenmaster5218]

@@mchan2141 Soooo this video here is pure Projection, am i gathering that right? Republicans literally embrace C-Theorys and Trumpism, have made up an Election-Fraud that never happened, and even if we ignore Qanon and grant you 'ok, they (somehow) dont count' we are left with a massive amount of N-t-jobs. So are you just... projecting? Cause objectively, the numbers clearly dont lie and democrats are overall more rational and way less susceptable to C-Theorys and Lizardman-Ideas.

[@crimadellaphone9374]

Dude, you missed the entire point, you're not making contradictions because you are thinking like a leftist, you need to study the flow chart!

[@gsx7r]

@@crimadellaphone9374 that’s why it’s an “understanding” of what it’s like, from my non leftist POV. I am unable to achieve the amazing achievement, that is to think like a leftist 😉

[@clairessig2289]

So accurate! As always, awesome JP!

[@candacebrozak7363]

You have done it again sir! This is so good, will be shared!

[@The_Conqueeftador]

I love how he makes himself "stretch" each time. I love the subtle things JP sometimes does.

[@libertariantranslator1929]

Bullying girls at gunpoint into involuntary labor of reproduction WAS subtle. Then the 13th Amendment had to ruin everything!

[@Sutatu]

Doublethink: "To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself-that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word-doublethink-involved the use of doublethink."

[@MrColinwith1L]

Such an excellent logical analysis of postmodernist philosophical and political thought patterns. Living my truth through cognitive dissonance as a way of life = thinking like a leftist.

[@minniethegeek1500]

That flow is AWESOME. We need this as a meme! 😆 #ThinkLikeALeftist

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

Absolutely positively brilliant. Truth is anathema to ideologues. Thanks J P on a job well done.

[@noaboa5670]

I sent this video to a lefty friend and they said it’s stupid and you are very ignorant then they shamed me for thinking this was funny. Then they spit on my shoes. Such a compassionate young man. Also he said we aren’t friends anymore because i won’t wear a mask around him as he has only had the flu every year since we were 9 and I’ve never had a virus besides the chicken pox.

[@juggernautz]

That is what degenerate buffoons do, he was never a friend.

[@misterfister7473]

Sounds like you lucked out. Dude sounds unbearable

[@noaboa5670]

@@misterfister7473 brainwashed people tend to be its fucking sad because I’ve lost too many friends that just got robbed of their ability to Reason

[@9ocean]

COVID has demonstrated people's true colour.

[@gustavoadolfobustoslozano4434]

Lucky you! Get rid of that friend, he's an idiot!!

[@oleglukianchikov3029]

One of the best and witty videos I have ever seen on KZbin!

[@Inuko15]

Thank you JP for showing us how to better open our minds to being a leftist.

[@user-kcrpine]

It’s disgusting how much spam we have to deal with coming from a Nigerian “news” channel covering American politics. If the dude invested as much time into content as he does annoying the hell out of the internet, he probably wouldn’t need to spam and would be vastly more successful than the grifter fraud he is.

[@danmakintosh7002]

or full-blown, communist

[@Inuko15]

@@user-kcrpine What are you talking about? I agree with JP.

[@shanelindsey8977]

@@user-kcrpine do you not understand that this is an actual problem in America or are you part of the satanic agenda, I agree maybe we should focus on bigger problems but these psychos are increasing at an extremely high rate here in the states

[@cosmos411]

I'm very impressed! I minored in Mathematics and one course I had to take was Boolean Algebra. Your Leftist Logic course is light years more difficult than anything I covered in that course. This is PhD level cognitive dissonance! You should be giving commencement speeches. 🧠

[@eliteteamkiller319]

I also minored in math. There is indeed amazing cognitive dissonance here, and a great many oversimplification fallacies.

[@michaelhale8560]

Apparently you didn't learn much!

[@psychicmane7636]

@@eliteteamkiller319 I noticed every time a liberal or leftist doesn’t like something any person says they cry FALLACY,but then I noticed the fallacy is them disapproving of what the person they disagree with says. “oversimplification fallacy” as you put it is you trying to reconcile the fact that a flaw in your thinking has been found. by attributing falsehood on the exact description of what the timeline of the leftist thought process and its contradictory nature. fact is a fallacy can be reconciled,if the content you are trying to attribute the fallacy to is truly describing something insane and contradictory, like if I started to try to debunk the existence of a woman with a 25 centimeter penis, I am sure many fallacies can be attributed to my debunking because the nature of the thing I am debunking is insane contradictory and not real, please shove the word fallacy up where the sun doesn’t shine, because no one is buying it, at this point it has become a meme of a word used by your kine like bigot racist or homophobe so I urge you to do as many tik tok challenges as possible, because eating a bunch of nutmeg to get high and shut your kidneys down is more in more in line with your intellectual vocation. judging from your use of the word fallacy. up yours Sincerely Me

[@janecox5818]

I need a copy of this flowchart. It’s so well thought out and goes to show how crazy it’s all become.

[@sarahyourston2173]

I agree... It should be a poster.

[@travisn346]

The "new normal." It's new but it ain't normal.

[@rkcrealtorinkc]

Thanks for clearing that up JP. Loved it.

[@Davemac122383]

This pretty much just consolidated 4 years of college into a few minutes and saved me a ton of money. Thank you JP for helping us all out. Do I continue to watch CNN 24/7 or do I watch more videos of yours like this? I took my oath to the blue side already but I want to work harder at not thinking logically, what should I do next?

[@TheChocolateChakra]

Stare at tv while eating canola oil potato chips. 25 hours day. Praise Greaseus.

[@TheChocolateChakra]

And always remember - that the hyphen in govern-mental is just an ill-usion.

[@Davemac122383]

The sarcasm went over your head lol. I know it's hard to be satire these days because there are people who actually believe this non sense.

[@Davemac122383]

@@Featherfinder My comment was also intended to be satirical.

[@onemanarmyoma0155]

@@Davemac122383 This proves satire is from the devil. Use the Force instead.

[@sideaccount6198]

The pure, unfiltered spoof and deadpan humor is the absolute best

[@slevinchannel7589]

Well, if one is really interested in the Video-Titles Promise, try 'Some More News' and 'Sci Man Dan' and 'Telltale Atheist'. The latter especially demonstrates, proves, documentes and shows that the Republican-Party is literally the Problem-Child of the Planet. Complete wankers who worry us Leftist's sick. They worry us for welll-documented reasons, even if we fully ignore Qanons existence in full.

[@FazeParticles]

It really is and glorious too haha 😆

[@joshua5276]

This chart also works an outstanding example of George Orwells “double think. “ If schools still teach 1984 in English or Literature class, this would be an amazing teaching aid.

[@GetaDomTune]

we were, but that was the 90's. Things have changed.

[@michaelmorris1741]

It would be, but the Republicans keep burning books.

[@bulletanarchy6447]

Orwell only despised communism, he was a big fan of everything else.

[@GetaDomTune]

@@michaelmorris1741 you spelled democrats wrong

[@arhamshahid5015]

hey genius orwell was a socialist ie a leftist

[@weekendprospector9787]

Thank you so much. Now I can think without thinking about how not to think. 🙂

[@irenerouse3163]

Nice one😂

[@SherriGlebus]

This may be my favorite video of yours yet. After engaging with Leftists all day, the loud laughing out loud was so cathartic!!

[@jamesspeck4151]

Whoever said that drugs don't cause brain damage, never met a democrat. Great video JP!

[@brendawelsch3320]

And, the award for "Best Use of a White Board in a Presentation" goes to --- J.P.Sears!!!

[@aaronm1855]

Not a white board, but agree with you!

[@ayaanarif3259]

This is such a good video. This is honestly everything in the mind of the woke "I support the current thing" person. You encapsulated it perfectly

[@informedsrthankful2438]

Everyone share this far and wide, we all need this lesson for sure.

[@wladimirnowak8797]

are you know justice state has to be for justis person and person for state - you leftist. if you know unjustice state has to be for unjustic person- you are nazi. there is not needness to coocking to much of water instead of sense.

[@kiheisam]

You are actually proud of this? You really want people to see what kind of logic you possess?

[@bulletanarchy6447]

@@kiheisam Yeah I got the impression they do

[@markoworricker9291]

@@bulletanarchy6447 please explain one wrong thing about the video if you can 🤦‍♂️. You people are the reason why society is degenerating as you are for these delusional and moronic ideas and are against logical thinking smh. It’s okay tho, keep proving to the world how delusional your kind is. Eventually you will gain brain cells and realise the hypocrisy and stupidity of your views and you will wake up if you have common sense. I pray for you lost souls.

[@informedsrthankful2438]

@@kiheisam The lesson to learn here is to NOT think this way. Really to actually even think in the first place. You misunderstood my statement.