You even included Hostage Maps, what a thourogh and well constructed video!
@michaelboyd15715 жыл бұрын
@@3kliksphilip I think the red area covers the entire map at 30 minutes or so as I had a game 2 weeks ago end that way
@nikolastarcevic955 жыл бұрын
@@3kliksphilip doesn't matter, who even cares about dangerzone
@danielerbe85155 жыл бұрын
@@nikolastarcevic95 i do, i don't even have a pc, but anything that Philip talks about is interesting
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
@@nikolastarcevic95 People do still care about it. And it's fun, not like BIG GAY COMPETETIVE TRADEMARK. Some people don't play csgo to get better dude. That's why surf and bhop exists. Sure it's also competetive on some sort of level but your russian teammates won't scream at you if you lose a single round.
@ALLAHwithdaughterALLAT5 жыл бұрын
csgo: " so long disgusting" dota: " hold my 5 hours game"
@jasonday51435 жыл бұрын
"In just 3 clicks, you'll know all of this!" That was pretty clever. Good closer.
@Michael-rv2of5 жыл бұрын
@@kirisvme He did! Had to go back and check.
@Dorraj5 жыл бұрын
I audibly want "haaa" to myself when he said that. Ha.
@ALLAHwithdaughterALLAT5 жыл бұрын
csgo: " so long disgusting" dota: " hold my 5 hours game"
@c.l.magnus63605 жыл бұрын
nice pfp bro
@nanni52305 жыл бұрын
@@ALLAHwithdaughterALLAT Dota who?
@marra43595 жыл бұрын
Me: Clicks accept *one minute later* Mom: Hey we are going to grandma/shopping/dinner is ready
@nxxtro89285 жыл бұрын
MarrA lol relatable
@painhvh69685 жыл бұрын
Everytime
@ywwot5 жыл бұрын
so true
@icrashedyourcar3285 жыл бұрын
Halfway through wingman, mum: VACCUUM YOUR ROOM
@Primis15 жыл бұрын
Lol I had to walk my dog and I came back I was kicked and my cooldown was 6 days. I'm at 4 days now.
@Plexiate5 жыл бұрын
Technically shouldn't your cooldown be removed if you leave at 91 minutes after a game started? Since it says up to 90 minutes.
@austinmontgomery1174 жыл бұрын
From Gmod to cs go, I like it
@spline52433 жыл бұрын
@Peter Griffin big necro but im "famouse"
@spline52433 жыл бұрын
@Forrest Beckham damn! its a scam
@mikado09573 жыл бұрын
@@spline5243 the respond is the friend of the scammer dont worry.
@spline52433 жыл бұрын
@@mikado0957 no, thats a bot following up on the scam
@-__-_-_--__--_-__-_____--_-___5 жыл бұрын
3kliksphilip: makes updated video Valve: time for an update
@MaksKCS5 жыл бұрын
@I am a normal human like you Ah*
@papastalin8464 жыл бұрын
@@MaksKCS hey, why you don't have a profile picture?
@nekosh1ru4 жыл бұрын
fake OwO nice
@jockeyfield19543 жыл бұрын
3kliksphilip: valve will never release 100 updates in a single day valve: are you sure about that?
@qwer_yt48223 жыл бұрын
Technical timeout: *So you're chosen DEATH*
@flux79455 жыл бұрын
Now that we have the longest CSGO match possible, what about the shortest possible?
@joeybarela3635 жыл бұрын
Probably a "fastest kills" like throw 2 nades to enemy spawn. Killing the group
@elikay21015 жыл бұрын
That's an even more loaded question, I'd imagine it would be 5 minutes though, having the last player never join. Unless you can abandon and end the match before warmup is over, then it's down to how fast someone can get to the main menu and abandon. But there's dozens of other scenarios I'm sure he could cover too, like fastest 16-0.
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
That would be if 1 teammate abandoned and the whole team surrendered.
@MyVeryOwn5 жыл бұрын
Warmup: 1 minute Countdown to start game: 4.5 seconds Buy time: 15 seconds For someone to shoot his teammate twice in the head: 1.5 seconds Surrender vote: 2 seconds End screen: Unknown, i wont bother testing but it seems about 15 seconds when a team surrenders All in all: 1 minute and 38 seconds
@tmk60225 жыл бұрын
@@MyVeryOwn doing the lord's work over here
@misterbilada63655 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say that I Love your job, keep up with the good work. Cheers from Brazil
@bappo38375 жыл бұрын
I Said the same thing in some old video, Br é foda
@Ghanemq85 жыл бұрын
Mister Bilada work*
@terra_155 жыл бұрын
@@Ghanemq8 um it was correct either way
@bertiejohnson34675 жыл бұрын
Weird how brazillians always mention where they are from
@vineetvu16765 жыл бұрын
T3RRA 2.0 lol
@davidswiechowicz60445 жыл бұрын
Mum: time to stop playing Me: can I have one more game Mum: sure Me:
@KingOfParsnips5 жыл бұрын
I was literally wondering about this earlier and now you drop this video on me. Thanks
@wtfimcrying5 жыл бұрын
same
@Jarekable15 жыл бұрын
It's called Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, look it up
@Monjijii5 жыл бұрын
That video is already 4 years old? How time flies.
@nonenothingnull5 жыл бұрын
And we're all still here for the same game
@73mi5 жыл бұрын
when your mom say : "It's your last game"
@hggjack5 жыл бұрын
I watched this video while on hold to my ISP. I've concluded that they play a game of CSGO like this before they answer calls.
@kretduy69595 жыл бұрын
Warframe: you’ve been playing for an hour, please take a break
@shini64m145 жыл бұрын
warframe has so many effects that the warning makes sense because it can hurt the eyes
@kretduy69595 жыл бұрын
Eye cancer*
@shinhook2k2804 жыл бұрын
This is why i went back to destiny! Doesnt judge me for my terrible time management... Wonder how warframe changed
@wlofa4 жыл бұрын
Those are rookie numbers
@Orincaby3 жыл бұрын
@@kretduy6959 that's called glaucoma
@kniter5 жыл бұрын
the music in this one is really catchy, dunno why but it reminded me of the old spiderman them
@MidnightBloomDev5 жыл бұрын
Should be wondering how long should I study yet here I am with my love 3kliksphilip wondering how long can csgo game last
@Cdog-5 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) GCSEs?
@redwoodenjoyer5 жыл бұрын
Hey youre in the same position as me
@bimmer86025 жыл бұрын
Damn where do you live? Or are you in college because in LA county most k-12 classes are already out for summer vacation.
@redwoodenjoyer5 жыл бұрын
@@bimmer8602 Im in san francisco, most people are out already but idk about the original guy
@magicfury7075 жыл бұрын
Cdog Designs exams ending in a few days 😆😆
@JustRyann965 жыл бұрын
Should do a "how long is 3 minuets ?" talking about someone who disconnects and has 3 seemingly minuets to reconnect.
@pureburntt885 жыл бұрын
Dude I’ve seen people be gone for 10+ minutes with nothing happening to them but i’m gone for 1 second over 3 min and im banned
@EmApex5 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was based on the amount of rounds, not minutes (so after 3 rounds the person is banned) but I've seen matches where people have been gone for 5 or even 6 rounds, lasting way more than 3 minutes. It seems really inconsistent because sometimes it actually is 3 rounds though (or even 3 minutes), it's really weird
@Jasterrrr5 жыл бұрын
@@EmApex The only explanation I can think of is that they mean 3 minutes of game time (not counting buy time, end of round delay etc.).
@unbindall29555 жыл бұрын
ive even seen people get banned and then reconnect and continue playing
@toss6095 жыл бұрын
@@unbindall2955 lmao yeah
@godofdoor65584 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting an overwatch case 110 rounds long
@awikkawok33163 жыл бұрын
That would be stressing
@VitoSpeedRunner3 жыл бұрын
In 2021 - We need to add Tactical Timeout, that is 2 minutes long. So 3kliksphilip must do new video about te longest match that can be... :D
@TheLolilol3215 жыл бұрын
"What did it cost?" "97 minutes and a lot of vote kicks"
@nicholasthekindsoul24225 жыл бұрын
Valve: adds extra 1 second to a round 3kliksphilip: * ANGER INTESIFIES *
@cadet79903 жыл бұрын
And now we have technical timeouts.... can't wait for the third video in this series!
@benjaminanderson10145 жыл бұрын
Technically the last 45 seconds at the end of the game shouldn't really count since you can disconnect before it's over with no concequences
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
They should… People can also disconnect first second in warmup and inside the game so the whole game should't Count right?
@McSqueezy4 жыл бұрын
exactly one year after publishing, it showed up on my recommendations
@saur12325 жыл бұрын
(clicks accept) "It's time for dinner saur1!"
@floppppp5 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@Viortide5 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when you upload
@xappgametvx5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: 3Kliksphilip: Uploads a video in the middle of the night
@subspeciandialect25505 жыл бұрын
time zones
@chanelmuir93305 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, its 3pm right noe, he uploaded around midday
@xappgametvx5 жыл бұрын
@@subspeciandialect2550 he lives in UK and uploads at midnight local time
@xappgametvx5 жыл бұрын
@@chanelmuir9330 u americans probably didnt hear about timezones and the rest of the world
@chanelmuir93305 жыл бұрын
@@xappgametvx imagine calling me ignorant whilst being ignorant yourself. I'm from New Zealand
@LuTGer Жыл бұрын
Would be interesting to see an update about the best of 24 Rounds in CS2
@omerklein35383 жыл бұрын
Now with the technical timeouts in theory every team could have someone leave and then rejoin last second and since it lasts 2 minutes for a technical timeout to end you could get 20 extra minutes.
@khaledowo66835 жыл бұрын
Bro this is extremely well made!, keep making videos like this please
@toafloast18835 жыл бұрын
his entire channel be like
@KawasakiKi105 жыл бұрын
next make a video about what the shortest possible csgo game would be
@chimerics5 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep to this video and my alarm went off under my body. Thanks for listening! :)
@bigrichard40535 жыл бұрын
imagine playing for 110 rounds and then loosing.
@godofdoor65584 жыл бұрын
No
@garold82224 жыл бұрын
An average dota game
@ratedRblazin4203 жыл бұрын
Imagine not spelling losing correctly
@glxblrt3 жыл бұрын
@@ratedRblazin420 One had to be pretty loose to throw at that point :]
@noba045 жыл бұрын
that was the smoothest outro ive ever seen in a while
@animuszero13115 жыл бұрын
"In just 3klicks, you'll know all of this." The production value of the video skyrocketed just because of this line.
@pzrxex5 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the guy who took time out of his day to answer every single comment about timeouts not being in the last video.
@Squ1d_4k3 жыл бұрын
Now theres a new timeout when someone leaves lol
@nortonmc61275 жыл бұрын
Dude I was literally thinking about this video yesterday, it just came to me for no reason and now you upload this
@randomcommenter10_5 жыл бұрын
CSGO players have it easy since us TF2 players have to wait hours for any CTF or PLR game to end.
@quiop4390 Жыл бұрын
Now, we need CS2 edition.
@gman_48156 ай бұрын
Technical timeout + 5-second intro for both sides = + 3 minutes 5 seconds or +190 seconds. Full is 100 minutes 25 seconds.
@latinoguy56995 жыл бұрын
God dam Such a informative video Well done 3Kliks
@yanlucas90345 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a remake of that video! So much love from Brazil S2.
@dannyzero6925 жыл бұрын
The guy in the thumbnail look incredible
@Fl0yd-5 жыл бұрын
Philip is the kind of person that would pick a fight with you just to prove his point
@wojtekpolska10133 жыл бұрын
Now when someone crashes the buytime will be extended. this can even be combined with timeout from both teams i once had 2 timeouts + 2 crashed players from different teams on 1 buy time. it was like 5 minutes or something
@AwooHG4 жыл бұрын
5:05 This is quite possibly the rawest portrayal of pure frustration and pain i've ever seen anyone show
@SirRobin0485 жыл бұрын
"- Added a new secondary weapon, the R8 Revolver..."
@gman_48156 ай бұрын
Now it have 5-second intro to match + technical timeout. Gl)
@Madness-sl7di5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the pain playing 2 heures and half just to lose
@Fel1xF7W4 жыл бұрын
nobody: I wish there was a youtuber who made high quality csgo videos about obscure subjects philip: 'ello!
@herbagemeerkat56985 жыл бұрын
5:22 Everybody gansta until Jaa starts fragging.
@Salami-K4 жыл бұрын
That's actually so fucking funny, this comment should've got so much likes XD
@OfficialBoaster5 жыл бұрын
I remember the game like it was yesterday. Still rough losing after all those rounds... Sometimes we'd go 3-0 in OT just to be reverse swept back to 3-3
@Mike-ko6mf5 жыл бұрын
What if, in the "accept" screen, you accepted at the last second, wouldn't that add a maximum of 20 seconds the the game? Technically, you could argue, that the game already started at that point.
@RoscoePlayz5 жыл бұрын
Nah, cause you are still in main menu. And also the accept button is the literally the button that let's you join the game. And if it was technically the start of the game, are you quitting the game if everyone doesn't accept?
@Mike-ko6mf5 жыл бұрын
@@RoscoePlayz In the dialog box it says "abandoning the match after you accept will result in a penalty." So if you hit accept but another person the queue waits until the last second, you already committed to the match. The moment YOU click the button the timer should run.
@cozmicow5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite channels, you make some of the best content on here
@CopeAscetic5 жыл бұрын
Could you make a video analysing how cobblestone could be fixed? Alternatively propose some changes for Mirage for the inevitable update
@Monjijii5 жыл бұрын
what do you mean by fixed?
@CopeAscetic5 жыл бұрын
@@Monjijii Cobblestone in its current state is almost universally hated, I'd love to see what Philip could bring forward as someone who knows a lot about map design
@kaano27235 жыл бұрын
@@CopeAscetic dam my fav map is cobble
@xXnithicXx5 жыл бұрын
Cant believe how much calculation you have made to give us this video! Big like
@PerSixPlus5 жыл бұрын
1 team time-out = 90 seconds 2 team time-out = 180 seconds a.k.a. 2,5 minutes philip are you sure 180 seconds is 2 and a half minutes?
@Andre-vx2tn5 жыл бұрын
Everyone does mistakes, you knoe that right?
@PerSixPlus5 жыл бұрын
@@Andre-vx2tn everyone makes jokes, you know that right? you absolute pissnut fuckwad
@nani00012 жыл бұрын
And now you have to do this again for Technical Timeout.
@Just-a-Doge4 жыл бұрын
5:20 "Jebać tvn" to mnie rozjebało
@katalogipopolsku3 жыл бұрын
bump
@ittohere3 жыл бұрын
XD
@DrBox5 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I've been wondering about all this for 2 years ever since you released the first video about it. I think I remembered making a video about it too, lol. Great job making an updated video of it, love the content.
@mikatodt45623 жыл бұрын
How long is it in 2021?
@martluca_5 жыл бұрын
"hey dude wanna watch a movie?" "Nah I'm gonna play a singular match of *Valve's hit game Counter Strike: Global Offensive available on Steam which is available through download using your browser on a PC.*
@minguine5 жыл бұрын
1:53 stop staring into my soul!
@killazZ5 жыл бұрын
I love the panic music you used when you showed the twitch guy
@charl32825 жыл бұрын
Personally, my games are 45-55 minutes long
@putinstea5 жыл бұрын
That's pretty long, are you global?
@kpl37575 жыл бұрын
@@putinstea global games last just as long as other ranks'
@DeskFan4 жыл бұрын
@@kpl3757 they take like 10 mins to even play in global
@kpl37574 жыл бұрын
@@DeskFan used to take me 6 mins to find a game in global, i dont think you would need to wait for 10 mins unless you either have an extremely high trust factor or an extremely low trust factor
@Liskoou5 жыл бұрын
THE ORIGINAL VIDEO WAS IN 2015??!! Time fucking flies...
@greenback20685 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure that 2Fort matches last about 5 times longer than these
@oxidized39495 жыл бұрын
Green Back those turtling engineers in the intel room I tell you
@randomcommenter10_5 жыл бұрын
And I bet Hightower matches last even longer than 2Fort ones
@AtomicSpeedFT5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Philip! Always good to know more about CS:GO.
@josh-qj2zu5 жыл бұрын
"is there a conspiracy to stop cloud9 from winning in overpass" lmfao
@thesaddestdude35755 жыл бұрын
Always cheers me up when you upload a new video!
@rq95885 жыл бұрын
5:22 when you disappoint jah after playing for 2 hours
@HalidYusein5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about this recently but was too lazy to check the old video. Can't believe it was in 2015.
@orbcfdi4 жыл бұрын
me: my team is offline, so let's go solo queue. here is the result; (gets 113 kills 15 mvp and lost the game)
@HenningUKN4 жыл бұрын
I can't understand why I'm only Silver Elite. I'm getting 25+ kills in every mm match. teammates are literally trash, have to perform a 3 vs 1 clutch every third round...
@orbcfdi4 жыл бұрын
@@HenningUKN it's because; killing enemies doesn't win the round, bomb explotion when you are T and defusing bomb or round time out when you are CT wins "the round". and if you win 16 round you can win the game and rank up easily.
@HenningUKN4 жыл бұрын
@@orbcfdi I'm not even teamkilling... and obviously I'm winning almost every round but the game seems to hate me.
@OPJuiceBox5 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this years ago and it’s back again
@guycrew7285 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Philip you MADMAN I use 1337 haxxor hotkeys! It takes me ZERO kliks(philip) to learn all that! Get on my level you mousie!
@vitunpelle6023 жыл бұрын
You gotta make another one my guy, since now we have the technical timeouts.
@cywek68943 жыл бұрын
XDXD
@Vit-xz3zb5 жыл бұрын
wait with the hostages, if you pick up one, let it run down and than pick up the second one, wont i run for 2 minutes? One for each hostage or is it just a one time thing?
@nonenothingnull5 жыл бұрын
No, it only adds a minute more for the first pickup
@pakzprodukcija3 жыл бұрын
now it's +2 minutes because of technical timeout
@FrankTheTank10075 жыл бұрын
2:10 but philip, 180 seconds is 3 minutes, not 2.5
@bujakerino5 жыл бұрын
If you were a prof at an university i would visit every class for sure. Nice vid as always 👌🏻
@vkuhut5 жыл бұрын
It's 2 am and u re releasing a video? R u mad Philip?
@pinkiee.exe_-46815 жыл бұрын
2 am for u
@pewnice925 жыл бұрын
Only 1am here
@aqua2k2105 жыл бұрын
It’s always crushing when the match takes forever everyone is playing out of their minds and you lose
@Gest_6135 жыл бұрын
nice
@spook64735 жыл бұрын
Nice
@dokidokiboy2395 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Ruleor5 жыл бұрын
Cool
@bigchonko78185 жыл бұрын
Nice
@elielhedberg65153 жыл бұрын
Imagine losing when your match lasted 2 and a half hours.
@Fenvey5 жыл бұрын
The mvp from dust 2 example xD JEBAĆ TVN
@Fenvey5 жыл бұрын
@@birbobserver612 Its kind of inside joke , dude who got mvp in dust 2 example name was ,,JEBAĆ TVN" what means ,,FUCK TvN" TVN is polish tv station
@EmilSinclairDM4 жыл бұрын
ShadowDeveloper Been searching, and it means „Fuck TVN”. I think TVN is name of some polish TV station. Ya know. TV-N.
@Rex-sy8ye5 жыл бұрын
Valve: *Sees video* Valve: Were changing the length of buy time by 1 second. You're welcome Phillip.
@HDONOVLEPSIAS7375 жыл бұрын
Oh another professionally made pointless video which is an update to the same professionally made pointless video thanks Philip!
@arlindeee5 жыл бұрын
@3k yes you actually can. The time jumps back to 1 minute after the last guy joins but i think he must have never connected or maybe he needs to connect then disconnect one of those 2 works
@gus00585 жыл бұрын
5:12 jebac tvn
@SirAlphaa5 жыл бұрын
Love your vids, gets me to come back to csgo every time. You forgot to mention the drops that players get at game end, sometimes it's one player sometimes it's alot. But it would be only a couple of seconds different.. but seconds mean everything to us
@DarkTheFailure5 жыл бұрын
KZbin:24 comments only sees one comment with 3 comments even though there was 7 Nice math youtube
@gieroalmendral61004 жыл бұрын
3kliksphilip: **shoots man in the(you know)** Every man in a 5 mile radius: Our pain
@HEK-TIK5 жыл бұрын
Or you can play against 2 wallhack+aimbot dogs, fight for your life. Waste 20min of your life 👌
@user-lg6fg7dn6o5 жыл бұрын
more like HvH.
@billgaming86235 жыл бұрын
FUCK YEAH 3kluxphilip back at it again!
@level84735 жыл бұрын
4:17 like this comment, if you know what he's talking about
@diego-ttv3 жыл бұрын
2021: im about to detroy this man whole career with technical timeout :D
@racc23253 жыл бұрын
We need a remake of the video again.
@coolmathsgamesvevo66875 жыл бұрын
an upload to subside the wait for the new skyrim video I see
@amodadhikari9245 жыл бұрын
Woke up to this video. Thanks, its very informative.