How Long Does it Take to Earn Every Achievement? [TF2]

[@dr.ludwig8189]

Somewhere, out there, there is a one single legendary person which has completed every TF2 achievement without resorting to cheating it.

[@prajawalgurung6121]

Probably the guy with 76,000 hours on tf2.

[@thelancerfromtimeline1009]

He probably used Sam on the unobtainable achievements

[@Williaq]

He saw jesus when he was young

[@ГенкаСвист]

He could be in this very room

[@Frisk_Afton1997]

@@Williaq bro was Jesus’s kindergarten teacher.

[@TCOphox]

TF2 is so versatile the devs have somehow crammed in go-cart races, supercharged rugby and PvE against bots in an FPS game.

[@ToastieStrudel]

Meanwhile the overwatch devs struggled to add a PVE mode to their game despite it being a main selling point of the Sequel game

[@kaiseremotion854]

@@ToastieStrudel People are completely confused about what happened there. One dude who was one of the main designers of OW1 got obsessed with PvE and spent like 3 years working on it completely ignoring the playerbase and PvP (leading to basically no changes for 3 years). When OW2 came around execs realized they probably should stay marketing to their PvP audience not realizing how big a backlash the PvE thing would be. Also its hilarious whenever they do make PvE stuff its just really garbage and no one plays it, so they REALLY should have fired that guy years ago before he sunk so much time and effort into it. Though recently they seemed to reuse a ton of the ideas into a new PvP gamemode that seems to be really popular and got I think like 15% of the daily playerbase was playing it even 2 weeks after release(that is extremely good for a side mode as I think the normal PvE things are as low as 5% for that same timeframe).

[@Crazymanbos]

I actually got all Pass Time achievments by playing Pass Time, it was not fun getting people to stand on the right spots for the secret achievment

[@Vly-nn2sv]

I was extremely lucky, back when pass time was still played I didn't even know about that achievement, some people started doing it and I got it.

[@kogucior35]

Yooo i can't believe i found you here too, I'm the guy with your unusual hat on the pfp, we played mvm together

[@1un4cy]

I feel like youtubers could try to organize events like this occasionally so people can more easily get the achievement?

[@SonicMaster519]

Still haven't got it lol

[@PUNJABIYOUSSEF]

you can get the achviement with commands to spawn bots in the places, that’s how i did it

[@PROrangeV2]

The PASS Time quest could very well take a very big chunk of that time if you don't have a full party or two queueing up fot the map at the same time, and if you're trying it with randoms, might as well go touch grass cuz you ain't ever doing that one xD

[@multistuff9831]

i did it with randoms, and during the peak of the bot crisis. it took me a few days, and finally managed to get like 4 goals in a row easily because ON CASUAL MATCHMAKING, i managed to score an EMPTY lobby, twice

[@omniscientbarebones]

You can literally make your own lan server and put it on a pass-time map and make it one point to win and just do it 10 times, that’s how I did it.

[@isenokami7810]

From what I understand, this applies double to the tune Merasmus’ TV one. If even one player isn’t cooperating, you’re not doing it (maybe if that player’s a friendly, but if they’re playing to win, forget it).

[@bibisebi]

I was lucky enough to enter a game where half the players were friendly and by a stroke of luck we had the coordination to do this

[@easiestcc6451]

I had my friends invite enough people to fill up a whole lobby and then queue up

[@Bacon956]

2:23 Fun fact, Graveyard does NOT have the First Blood crit mechanic, so it is no longer possible to get either First Blood achievement on an official Valve server.

[@mewmew8932]

Thank God for community

[@spiffy3430]

I doubt anyone in tf2 has actually earned every achievement without using achievement community servers or the servers where you type a command to earn all the item achievements

[@scooote9478]

It is actually impossible to do it now because of the youtube achievements which are broken. Even before they were broken it was basically impossible to get all of them unless you already were a youtuber. All the non broken achievements would still be a near impossible task though

[@Vukan.Kos.]

And I'm gonna prove you wrong. Or I'll try.

[@stefan-x9g]

@@Vukan.Kos. see you in 5 years

[@Vukan.Kos.]

@@stefan-x9g If yt is still here I will answer.

[@crusaderzim]

@@Vukan.Kos. good luck, man.

[@gimok2k5]

There are probably some achievements in that list which can be sped up significantly by, say, playing with bots or entirely solo, shaving off SOME of that time. But that probably doesn't change the Metal Massacre one...

[@Vly-nn2sv]

You can make a custom map to grind that. I've done that to get the younger brother (100'000 robots), but it still took several hours of the game running due to game limitations (there's a limit to how many robots can exist at once).

[@Squaredasher]

@@Vly-nn2sv With the right custom map it could probably be AFKed though. Make a map such that scout bots run in circles and get shredded by a sentry, then get a couple of engie friends to place dispensers around you, then if you tab out while holding down M1 with your wrench hitting the sentry you should be able to resupply your sentry with ammo indefinitely

[@Vly-nn2sv]

@@Squaredasher that's worth A what I did, just straight line and 1 hp scouts

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@Squaredasher or just +attack lmao

[@doubledee8677]

@@Vly-nn2sv `I mean if you're gonna go to that effort why not just edit the achieve in with SAM and call it good.

[@doomchap7614]

I got a question: how many achievements could you potentially get with one action? The one action would be like detonating some sticky bombs and killing a group of people with certain parameters that I don’t remember.

[@MrBiplaneDude]

Like the most achievements you can get by doing one move?

[@musikistmeinleben5741]

I think he means multiple archievments with one action

[@windywriter]

There's a good chance it's not the MOST you could get from a single action, but this is still a fun thought experiment nonetheless. Based on just one glance through the list of Sniper achievements, it's possible (TECHNICALLY...this is practically impossible though) to get 15 achievements in a single shot, as well as progress towards a sixteenth with that shot. It goes like this: As stated, you'll be playing Sniper. Your weapon of choice is the Machina. For the sake of one achievement, this works best on Payload or A/D and you'll need to be on BLU team. First, it assumes you have played a prior round, having killed an enemy 3 times without dying to them so that the next time you kill them will be the domination as well as, before the round ending, landed exactly two shots in a row without missing a shot. You'll also need to have destroyed exactly two sentry guns before this as Sniper, and (this is where the first bit of impossibility comes in) have killed somewhere between 994 and 999 enemy players as Sniper before this, with only between 23-24 of them having been Headshots, and only 9 of those being Snipers (and without triggering any of the upcoming achievements) Now, with that one, fully-charged Machina shot you will need to, right as the gates open: 1: [Self-Destruct Sequence] Headshot the enemy Sniper (this should be the player you prepped for Domination last round) 2: [Shoot the Breeze] Kill a fully-invisible Spy 3: [Dropped Dead] Kill a jumping Scout 4: [Jumper Stumper] Kill an explosive-jumping enemy 5: [Socket to Him] Headshot a Demoman - either a separate one or the one from the Jumper Stumper 6: [Uberectomy] Kill an Uber-prepped Medic 7: [Parting Shot] Kill another enemy who just had the effects of Ubercharge end (why this would be just ending during prep phase is part of the non-practicality of this in reality) 8: [De-sentry-lized] Destroy a Level-1 Sentry Gun Now that you've killed a minimum of 6 people and a sentry, let's look at what else just happend 9: [Enemy at the Gate] You killed an enemy just as the round started 10: [Australian Rules] You dominated an enemy Sniper 11: [Be Efficient] You landed three shots in a row without missing 12: [Grey Matter] You've gotten 25 total headshots over your career (this is a General Achievement) 13: [Kill Everyone You Meet] You've killed 1000 enemies as Sniper over your career 14, 15: [Sniper Milestone 1 & 2] You earned 5 and 11 achievements respectively And to top it off, if you can manage to get an SMG and Kukri kill that life, you also just earned 1/3 of [Triple Prey] A third of the Sniper Pack, and you took just one shot.

[@doomchap7614]

@@windywriter be honest, how much thought did you put into this?

[@windywriter]

@@doomchap7614 More than I probably should have but not enough to give the best answer. All-told, spent about 25 minutes writing that comment

[@brandonbrisbane2145]

One monkey wrench in the powerhouse calculation is that the win rate for both teams isn't actually 50/50. Because of the way that the map is mirrored, the blue team can peek a corner on the final point that red team cannot. Small detail yes, but it results in blue being able to win more on average (I think it was closer to 40/60 in blue's favor) so if you played on red team it would actually take even longer than the already absurd required time

[@durpson]

But then you swap roles and its the opposite win rate right?

[@sanctified5523]

There's a 50% chance of being assigned each team though, so it should balance out.

[@Ze_eT]

With how many matches you have to play, where each match randomly puts you on one of the teams, this is neglicible.

[@slyseal2091]

That's so completely dependent on class selection and defensive setup, you might as well say that whatever matchmaking region has the most heavy mains is gonna shorten rounds by 15 minutes, on merit of there theoretically being more heavy stacking (and the inevitable win following it).

[@mrspiffy8587]

I'm lucky to have gotten the passtime achievement before the bot crisis. I was going for win 10 rounds because it's the "rarest" achievement, but I found a lobby working towards Merasmus' TV in the process

[@Drambrarcer]

The global average win rate would likely be higher than 50% because in cases of uneven teams, the team with more players tends to win, therefore more player-wins than player-losses have occurred.

[@__lasevix_]

Also, playing through 2000h of TF2 would probably mean a certain advantage over the average player

[@josephmay852]

Oh neat. That one achievement takes longer than my total play time Edit: for the record I got a 1000+ hours. Not a new install

[@Gyozaplanet2]

Personally, the 10K sentry gun kill achievement looks like hell to do Considering that after 3-4 people the team gets smart and sends in a sentry buster squad (soilder/demo + medic, or spy) And that’s in an ideal scenario

[@TomatoRadio]

It is hell, but can be "easily" grinded while playing powerhouse for a few years

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

Do MVM kills count? If so That's the way to do it

[@antt2228]

Random 2fort scouts are your friends here

[@ThePhantom4516]

@@FlatlandsSurvivor no, you don’t kill a robot, you destroy it

[@Disciple_JK]

You could likely do it with ease by creating a map for the purpose of farming bots. With the right optimizations, it could be set up in a way that the enemy bots simply cannot fight back and will be killed on spawn by the sentry gun indefinitely, assuming its ammo stockpile is being maintained. This would still take an incredibly long time, but I have no doubt it is possible.

[@isenokami7810]

Powerhouse is the Orochi of the “main seven” maps’ Ark of Yamato boss rush: you can get the achievements for all the other maps in the time it takes you to get JUST the powerhouse achievement.

[@Luigi1000]

As someone who has every tf2 achievement besides Metal Massacre and Running With Scissors I would like to share some fun info about achievements from personal experience and stories from others I have talked to. 1) All of the complete X rounds of a map achievements can be completed on an empty official or casual server and it will still count. Takes about 30-1 hr per achivment if you run it as solo scout. You can do ones which are CP based faster if you go to console and type "map mapname" to create a local server since you can use server console command such as "mp_restartgame" to restart a round after you completed it once so it will cause an auto win due to round restarting with all caps cleared already and cause number to increase, can't be too fast else it won't count and can't be too slow or normal reset will revert caps points. 2) You are more likely to get T-1,000,000 before Metal Massacare due to the amount of cash which drops from bots being significantly greater than actual bots to kill in a round. You can again grind these in any server official or community. I would like to make special mention of Potato's Custom MvM Servers which host custom MvM missions which end up having more bots per mission, more cash per wave and overall a fun experience for a free MvM game without the stress that official mann up MvM has at times. 3) You will spend a lot of time grinding out both of the RPS achievements due to their random nature of both requiring someone else who is willing to keep trying with you over and over again. There is a mathematical possibility you should get it within but probability is rather cruel at times.

[@Thornskade]

You can taunt with bots, if you initiate a partner taunt in front of them they will respond

[@praimi13]

I'm sure you could create a server from the menu, load a mad and get most of the "win x matches on y map" way quicker

[@viktoriatheskinnynerd2674]

I tested that on helltower once, i can confirm that works, just need to add 1 bot to the enemy team for games to start

[@praimi13]

@@viktoriatheskinnynerd2674 you can also still use sv_cheats to get some like the 10k medic healing one, as long as you put sv_cheats 0 on the same code string

[@praimi13]

@LOAN NGUYEN not so far as I know

[@praimi13]

@LOAN NGUYEN they could have updated it. Since when I did the medic 10k heal with cheats was some few years ago

[@Ultimaximus]

He covered that in his previous achievement video, explaining that cheesing achievements by playing solo games or with friends or custom maps can make many difficult achievements trivially easy, including those achievements

[@yachtman87]

Your "if you hated this video, [blank]" segments are so funny! It's like trying to be as mean as possible without using any swear words you earned a new sub

[@thelivingglitch1371]

10:18 “…Getting the KZbin achievements are easy because all you have to do is add an existing replay to your hand files.” (Paraphrased) Does this mean there’s a way to get the Replay achievements again, or are they still broken?

[@bendysbrother7447]

Getting them the right way is broken

[@abhaybhatt4286]

Isn't there one where your replay needs a million views? There was legit only a 1-2 year period in the history of the game where the replay function worked AND TF2 was popular enough to get that much traffic.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

@@abhaybhatt4286 100K views. But yeah, those cheevos are better off broken.

[@username5155]

I know this is an old video of yours, but I saw this in my recommended and went “Oh, I love his content, but I haven’t played TF2 that much. Maybe I should get more achievements since the video’s about achievements” so I booted up a singleplayer server with bots (social anxiety keeps me perpetually offline) and did like a few misc. achievements with like Scout and stuff and then ended up getting randomly put on 2Fort (Ew) and before I could even really get myself oriented one of the easy bots managed to get the enemy inteligence back which was a problem since the last achievent I wanted was to do all 3 CtF captures as Scout so then I looked through some other characters and went “Okay, look, I have an easy achievement for Sniper. I’ll just do that and go to bed.” So I did that, but then that achievement gave me the jarate (again, not much TF2 playing for me), and I was like “Oh wow, that’s like, _the thing_ that he does! I’ve gotta do this at least a little bit!” And then I ended up getting 4 achievents and it was really fun. I pur someone out, I got 5 assists, I got a Medic and the person he was healing, and I got 4 people at once. And I… enjoyed it??? I don’t understand. I was on 2Fort… and yet I had fun! Anyways, long story short, it’s 3 minutes to midnight and my head hurts like Hell so Imma go to bed now goodnight.

[@novathehedgehog90]

I love all this varied new content, I rewatched a few old videos about maps (including the stream where you worked on your own port of a map from a marbles game) and hoped you'd make more hammer editor centric stuff. Interesting to watch and hear about

[@ythard5439]

You know it’s a good day when great blue uploads a video

[@ctrlaltdelicious_2]

Medium Demon

[@CricetoFunni]

It's more like "It might not be a good day when ___ uploads, but them uploading will certainly make it better."

[@nate7251]

my cat died today

[@j4ff4c3ks1]

Dear god those Powerhouse stalemate and roundtime stats. When i heard you and many other people go on about how bad it is, never having played the map myself, i simply thought, "_surely_ it can't be that bad." But goddamn, it was worse than i could have ever predicted Also, on the theoretical way of using Sniper to do both MvM grinds at the same time, one might also want to consider the fact that if you're playing with randoms, picking Sniper has about 50% chance of getting you votekicked.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

If there was an achievement for ‘Get 50 stalemates’ you could earn along the way that would be pretty neat post update. I think points / hours played on would be better than rounds won for Powerhouse

[@GoldTheAngel]

Might be worth revisiting this analysis with your own data for the Halloween maps just to keep things consistent. This is good stuff.

[@windywriter]

Honestly, kudos on performing this in a far more sane manner than I was planning to. I started gathering footage for an achievement video back in September and despite how fun it was to start hearing that nostalgic achievement sound effect again after 8 years of having >75% of the achievements, I knew from the very beginning that I would be skipping roughly 20% of the game's achievements because of the time or insanely specific requirements to get them. Still, really cool to see someone talking about achievements after not hearing anyone talk about them for the longest time.

[@puunk_9240]

I have a friend who I enjoy playing pass time with and we only queue for it during really active times of day on fridays and weekends and we get into games in under 5 minutes usually. This could be far more efficient if you start to think about the optimal times to queue for different modes/maps- but this assumes that you have any possible time of day available to you. And if you start worrying about the influence of things like queue time, you are opening the door to considering other playerbase contextual obstacles and factors such as the bot situation.

[@comma_thingy]

honestly, from my experience some of the class achievements are considerable problems. Engi's Best Slaughterhouse needs 5000 sentry kills, which is a lot Drugstore Cowboy for 100k heals is also fairly extreme Spy's Sap Auteur is a not insignificant 1000 saps The Great Deflate is nigh impossible without some sort of collusion with the enemy since almost no-one uses the Balloonicorn Mutually Air-Sured Destruction and the two mutual parachute kill achievements are also possible hurdles And, if you're me, Scout's Round-Tripper achievements for 25 intel captures is perhaps the most difficult achievement of them all; 600h hours on Scout and I'm only at 17/25 Though overall, trying to weigh these in would make almost no difference to the absurdity of Metal Massacre, which is so much harder than the win 140 round achievements since you're not really playing TF2, which is why with 4k hours I'm only at 31k robot kills Edit: I forgot High Dive and Excelsior; Who even uses the parachute? Especially after the nerf

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

Except most of those class ones can be done just by playing the game and getting other achievements. You could easily get 10+ saps a round as spy win or lose, Engi getting 10+ kills a round, and healing 1,000 health a round as well should be common. That 600 hours on Scout only matters if all 600 were on CTF focusing on getting the intel which is incredibly unlikely.

[@comma_thingy]

@@Buglin_Burger7878 Bro ain't no sane man out there playing Spy enough to get the achievement fast, while also playing the other classes

[@purplehaze2358]

4:28 That background footage physically hurt to watch.

[@Arudap]

I have dedicated a lot of my time in the past to getting the "Win x Rounds" achievements just because I want to showcase them on my Steam Profile; it turns out that in around 3k hours total of playtime I basically already had most of them (especially the Powerhouse one; I spent way too much time on that map on release). As of today, I am still only missing one and have been missing it for years now; it's the cp_standin one. It might look like it's not the hardest one, but let me tell you, people loathe the damn map; I get into matchmaking specifically only selecting that map, the queue takes an unreasonable amount of time (understandably), game starts, let's ignore the fact that I need a miracle to be matched with a decent team and get a win, game's over, people immediately vote for the next game to absolutely NOT be on standin. If you are reading this, somewhere, out there, please vote Standin whenever you can. Someone will appreciate it, I guarantee you.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

I don’t play 5 cp maps (literally the only game mode I’ve never queued for out of 3,000 hours lol) but looooove powerhouse so I might work towards that one just by nature of it being my favorite map. Best of luck buddy. Maybe you can host bots specifically to queue standin and play with you? Lol

[@elzabethtatcher9570]

I do vote for standing because i love voting for rare maps.

[@yigyog]

Class wars servers are good for getting really niche achievements like "dominate 4 engineers" and a bunch of others. I've gotten dozens of achievements from class wars

[@jourcontre-jour1286]

I got all of the achievements for winning 140 rounds of those 7 maps. From my experience, powerhouse gets the most stalemates, process is consistently the fastest, helltower is easy to grind since it's one of the most played halloween maps, and standin is the one that took the longest because it has less players playing it so it's harder to find a game.

[@mewmew8932]

doomsday? or is it because no-one queues for it, so it takes a long time

[@Labyrinth6000]

Arena achievements for scout like First Blood and First Blood, Part 2 are unobtainable

[@purplehaze2358]

I'd like to point out that the total time to get every achievement in the game exceeds the total TF2 playtime I have on my current steam account. Period.

[@ewibewwi]

Thank you for breaking down achievement length for me Hiccup. I really enjoyed what you've done with your time after letting the dragons go!

[@Henrix1998]

About Metal Massacre, I have at least 1000 hours in mvm but have only 174153/1000000. The estimate is way too low. I think the achievements are also broken because my helltower ach is only at 3/142

[@Melheck]

Pushing the cart to the end doesn't net you the achievement point, touching the book in hell does.

[@tylerduncanson2661]

To be fair to Powerhouse, that map was WAY better before the timer was added. Still super stalematey, but far more tolerable since the game doesn't end just because both teams decided to turtle.

[@QueeQuey]

As a sidenote if you're a good player for the competitive maps (Process and Snakewater) you could play PUGs, or if you're a competitive player in general Scrim on those maps to get the wins a lot faster. Scrims usually last an hour and the winlimit is 5, and depending on the team you could definitely get 10 wins in an hour or less. I think I got both achievements without playing PUGs or practicing outside of scrims/matches after 2 seasons? Obviously not an option for everyone though.

[@juanstarnotip8122]

at 2:25 you said 3 games of carnival of carnage and i almost had a stroke knowing that it took me 3 years of grinding this while scream fortress was live to get the necro smasher. i probably finished 60 or more rounds.

[@lumbajackthumbs7755]

I got the Powerhouse one by only playing with other players. It used to be a lot easier because it was the only map that anyone ever played when it first came out, and there were fewer stalemates. I also got the special delivery one because it was in the map rotation with the CTF maps back in ye old times of quickplay.

[@nateno8965]

Jokes on you it only took me an hour to get every achievement 50 minutes of playing the game 10 minutes of downloading a client that unlocks every achievement.

[@nateno8965]

When I made this comment I was only 2 minutes in I did not know he addressed it so shush

[@chaboi7791]

"your complaints dont matter unless you can beat me in peggle vs mode" That sir, is the single most based thing ive heard all day. More based then 2fort, and that map is just two based as it is!

[@SeleverEnjoyer]

Dewills runs on two cites were like 1 hour and a half long w/o fails.

[@SeleverEnjoyer]

And a decent team, ofc you can play with friends to increase your odds of getting a good team by like 433% so the best way to earn achievements on tf2 is to get friends first.

[@Ramonatho]

"Your complaints only matter if you can beat me in Peggle versus mode". I don't even have any complaints, but let's fuckin go anyway.

[@acuteavocado1962]

there is also ways to internally cheat achievements (without external tools like uncle sam) with the console and i think itd be cool to see this revisited with that in mind. basically, you can separate console arguments on the same line with a semicolon. if you turn sv cheats on; execute a cheat command; turn sv cheats off, all on the same line, achievements arent voided. i got the helltower achievement in about an hour on a private server by doing a negative hurtme and teleporting directly into the bombinomicon in hell, with getpos and setpos. some cool stuff can be done

[@Kraleck]

I can verify that, with proper setup and specialized community maps, the 19.47 miles of parachute distance achievements each take about 2 1/2 to 3 hours of continuous parachute fall. You can also grind out the mode/map-specific games by doing them solo on a private server (which still takes forever, even with Scout's 133% speed and x2 cap rate). Almost 400 hours in, I have barely even touched MvM and only have two of the 100+ games on specific maps achievements and I still have 87% completion.

[@jakedoesyoutube]

The dedication to this is nice to see!

[@Bigfoot_Fire]

Nice video as always

[@delta4699]

Nice video, I'd add up for separate the 19.47 miles parachute achievements for demo and soldier, those take a significant amount of time

[@voldosmith]

I would love to see a series where you create a new account and start hunting all the achievements

[@chrissvector]

Ok. Square up in Peggle Versus.

[@Preetzole]

I have never watched a video of yours, nor have i ever played tf2, nor do i have any interest in the game as a whole. But I just wanted to say that the thumbnail reminds me heavily of factorio, and it has made me want to play factorio again.

[@Boonetube27]

Tell me what you think. Sapper idea - Hive mind - deals more damage and has more health the more things are being sapped, 2 hits and below normal damage sapping a single building, regular sapper stats against 2 buildings, 4 hits and 1.5x damage against 3, and 5 hits 2x damage against 4…. If multiple buildings are sapped, and one does before the others, the sapper will continue to run its course with whatever level is had before, when all buildings were up.

[@Anonymous-cn9ow]

Standin' also has no overtime. When all three points have been captured by one team that team wins regardless of whether or not you were currently capping one of the other points. I learned this the hard way.

[@Hero_Of_Time241]

8:22 tf2ber lore

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

Very interesting and entertaining video. I like the quip you had at the end for haters.

[@skyfemboy]

This video is correct but I have got every single achievement in the game with the help of a huge friend group that made mvm and maps purposely 100x faster.

[@alex.g7317]

5:41 I like the subtlety of this joke 😉

[@Blucario90]

For "The Power and the Glory" I left my PC on overnight on my own server with 4 bot scouts on my team and no enemy team. No Steam Achievement Manager, but probably not intended either.

[@ctje1638]

You could host a community mvm mission that has 1 million scouts walking all together in one place that each give one credit, place down some stickies, and bam

[@chewtag]

good luck with that

[@Kirabetas]

A few people actually mention that you can achieve the "Sackston Hale" achievement by simply trading the Saxton Hale Mask itself, rather than needing to craft it, which could save time as trading one can be easier than trading for 9. Still, I got this one back when it first came out, so I can't confirm.

[@helton1812]

"this video is not available on this device" ??????????????????????

[@R1ckRossFromLatvia]

7:31 TF2 community in a nutshell...

[@Condemned782]

I saw that and ran to the comments to see if someone else noticed

[@orangy57]

i have a TON of time invested in powerhouse as I used to play it with my friends and bots and I'm still not even halfway to the point of reaching the achievement because of how many matches have ended in stalemates. I don't think any more than 10 people worldwide have gotten that or the doomsday achievement legitimately due to how dead-set you'd have to be to accomplish them in a world where nobody plays these maps

[@nasapigstheiii7379]

6-7 years ago people used to play doomsday a lot

[@DaSomebody_2007]

There should be an archivement that congrats you for having Every Single God Damn Archivement

[@charlesqiu137]

What about the achievements for 1000000 fire damage, 1000000 heal points, and gliding for several kilometres with the BASE Jumper?

[@bibisebi]

I've been playing tf2 since 2008 and I've managed to get 598 achievements in Tf2. I've given up on the rest that basically demand your soul and entire life

[@Fishbait075]

Valve needs a new achievement "Get pissed off at OMEGA bots, and uninstall the game for the 20th time"

[@Ultimaximus]

The time estimate for robot kills was for good players and teams, while the time estimate for beating maps is for the average player. A really good player can influence or even carry their team into winning more than 50% of the games they play, while a bad player may take significantly longer to get all the robot kills especially if they're dragging down the team. Graveyard cannot be used for the Arena achievements because you don't get the First Blood buff. You therefore *have* to play on a community server to get those achievements.

[@cellophanezebra4663]

I actually have Metal Massacare and didn't know it was a rare achievement until this year

[@FIVEBASKET]

A achievement hunter nightmares

[@matthewrease2376]

I love pass time - show it more love TF2 community!

[@orangeinkius7257]

While grinding out the powerhouse achievement I watched every markeplier fnaf fangame video and the entirety of regulars show on my second screen, for the latter I lost entire episodes to single engineer defenses at several points

[@wkhohwwhulvq3931]

you can complete the achievements that require you to win a bunch of rounds by opening an empty server and speedrunning the goal

[@cousinvincent3275]

Oh damn, I noticed I was in this video as the pyro in 9:03

[@ritzgaming1819]

the outro music is a vibe, change my mind.

[@blacklight683]

I usually do Achievements when am bored until the dark day that I played community servers and started testing commands and then it happened.. I got all Achievements and now there is nothing to do when I get bored

[@skeptic_lemon]

For some reason my Pass Time queue times were surprisingly good for how rare it is to find a match. I think my average queue time was about 10 minutes.

[@ihydgm6991]

Fun fact: I actually managed to get the merasmus TV achievement in a pub, so that was awesome.

[@RookMeAmadeus]

Unless they patched it out, you actually CAN stalemate in Helltower. If EVERY player dies before someone reaches the book (which usually requires the last two to double-KO each other with spells), the round ends in a stalemate. It's crazy rare though. I'd put it at maybe 5% tops, but I don't have an exact record of my helltower matches to hard confirm that.

[@sircatangry5864]

What about: "Best stock lodaut of 9 classes?"

[@Skully758]

It is Demoman no need for a video

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

All barring heavy and medic. All stock loadouts were made with the classes in mind but heavys sandvich and medics crossbow ultimately change their stock equivalents to be useless.

[@sircatangry5864]

@@Skully758 Engi have good lodaut to, and most of demomains use iron boomer so its not so easy

[@rattfish]

lodaut

[@Naggfruit]

soldier/Deno

[@rivanianx]

Pretty sure Metal Massacre goes against the Geneva convention.

[@Thornskade]

Listening to the "Win X amount of rounds on map" achievement section made me think "wow, I'm never gonna 100% this game with those". Then I checked my achievements, and somehow the only one I'm missing is the Standin one. I have no idea how I got the other ones, sounds impossible to me

[@wizardii4961]

Your estimate for how many robot kills you can get per hour on Caliginous Caper is very low. CC has 911 robots and a good team can beat it in about 28 minutes. Which means you'd get 1822 kill per hour approx. Still would take ages to actually get the achievement. Playing valve mvm missions is also highly limiting.

[@comma_thingy]

Only if you get all the kills, which is somewhat unlikely

[@wizardii4961]

@@comma_thingy ohh right. Then what Great Blue said is a little bit more accurate then.

[@korhol2065]

There are achievements that are brutal enough in games like all platinum time trial relics in crash 4 or world champion in a Tom Clancy game Tf2 achievement length makes getting those achievements feel like the press start achievement

[@localTurtwig]

You mentioning Powerhouse has unlocked a horrible memory.

[@P-lywood]

3 years ago I finished get all the achievements, I had like half of them left when I started 5 years ago and I passively completed them all over about 2000 hrs. Edit: Want to clarify that I have around 1200 tours, so Metal Massacre was about half completed when I began grinding.

[@VMan_2002]

1:35 helltower is actually powerhouse apparently

[@S_P_A_C_E_DD]

Apparently this video is unavailable on my device. Why?

[@dimandos48_]

Next video: spedrunning all of the TF2 achivements Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[@HipsterMerchantOfDeath]

hey blue 7:35 needs a chat censor

[@Leszczomen]

Uh oh, hotdog!

[@arlwiss5110]

Your average round time statistics are staggeringly accurate

[@susamogus8331]

"Upwards of an hour" Laughs in 2fort

[@LividImp]

Getting the 'X number of kills against a player with the Balloonicorn' is the hardest as no one actually uses that cosmetic any more. I have thousands of hours of in-game time and I think I got... 3 of those kills? I had taken a break from TF2 when that cosmetic was introduced and by the time I came back no one was wearing it.

[@thegreatest1294]

7:31 that's an interesting force a nature name

[@The_Starfleet_Ensign]

6:22 or you played a ton of it on the time of release. where the rounds were longer but there was infinite time removing the 60% stalemate time

[@bossbrozork3022]

Cryptic got all the achievements in 50 days (it was gonna be 43 but he forgot about metal massacre)

[@DioZMio]

The thing about TF2's achievements is, that (If you don't hunt them) they will come sooner or later, even if you don't pay attention. Games like "Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance" on the other hand made me somewhat of an Achievement Hunter (more or less). Mostly because of its challenging aspect.

[@hexagonalchaos]

Dancing with every dwarf gekko :)

[@DioZMio]

@@hexagonalchaos Yeah

[@creepernumber57]

So I was curious about how close I was to the metal massacre achievement and noticed something weird. I don't have the silicone slaughter one where you have to kill 100K robots. Apparently I only have 43K killed, but at the same time for the metal massacre I have 207K killed...what?

[@Freakever2000]

As someone with 650 ish total mvm tours, and most of them on two cities, i still only have 600k robots killed. So id say it takes upwards of 2000+ hours of pure mvm power class playing to get the Metal massaker achievement. Unless you play mecha engine exclusivly and only the two big rock missions as carry sniper, then you could probably do it in 1000 or less.

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

You can forget the achievements engineer server

[@grimreaper1542]

I have about 4100 hrs and 380 achievements. Going out of my way here and there to get some achievements, but the majority of them have just been from playing normally. So there really isn't that many specific achievements you need to go out of your way for, it just happens that these ones take a stupid amount of time, and thus I probably will never get them.