How Long Would QUAGMIRE's Prison Sentence Be?

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No Villains Are SAFE!

No Villains Are SAFE!

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@Mr.M3447
@Mr.M3447 17 күн бұрын
The real question how many humans would Brian put in prison for having relations with an animal
@woahdotoah
@woahdotoah 15 күн бұрын
in the scope of the fictional universe, brain can talk and therefore can consent. beastiality is illegal, and immoral, because animals either cant consent or have no way of communicating definite consent. since brian can, having sex with brian is not illegal nor immoral.
@hlalakar4156
@hlalakar4156 12 күн бұрын
There's no law against an animal having sex with a human. Criminal laws don't apply to animals. He would just be put down.
@brodyAdams-nb7uw
@brodyAdams-nb7uw 12 күн бұрын
He meant how many people would go to jail for haveing sec with a sog​@hlalakar4156
@opfu1237
@opfu1237 12 күн бұрын
@@hlalakar4156 I think you need to re-read their comment..
@Mr.M3447
@Mr.M3447 12 күн бұрын
@ that’s… not what I asked, I asked how many people would be in prison because they had relations with Brian not the other way around
@batnaumchik
@batnaumchik 16 күн бұрын
Literal Diddy
@Blowedits-n7n
@Blowedits-n7n 15 күн бұрын
Diggty diggty
@MadChristoph
@MadChristoph 15 күн бұрын
P. Giggity
@johnbrewer62
@johnbrewer62 15 күн бұрын
Diddy is more into men
@caseyb1346
@caseyb1346 15 күн бұрын
Diddity Diddity Doo!
@Theforeskingamer666
@Theforeskingamer666 14 күн бұрын
Who else but P. Diddy?
@PliskinYT
@PliskinYT 15 күн бұрын
Insane how pr*stitution carries a longer sentence than knowingly giving someone STD that can change the course of someone's life irreversibly
@гига-нигга
@гига-нигга 15 күн бұрын
much of the court system is designed to keep you in financial slavery. it used to be that it was legal as long as they registered with the courts, and of course paid taxes on their income
@SlurpMyGooch
@SlurpMyGooch Күн бұрын
In my opinion I think it would be opposite. A lot of prostitutes are forced into it. And sometimes that could even be human trafficking, children, and all. When it comes to most STDs speaking of the early 2010s they’re all pretty much curable now as long as you know you keep a pill in your system 🤷🏿‍♂️. Just my opinion tho
@getmoneyybsxxrm5410
@getmoneyybsxxrm5410 21 сағат бұрын
it’s not pr*stitution if it’s being recorded. it’s a job
@josephdias5859
@josephdias5859 16 сағат бұрын
@@SlurpMyGooch this also after 2010s alot of prostitutes freelance off of onlyfans and other streaming/dating sites
@profchaos91
@profchaos91 13 сағат бұрын
I mean he said that murder is 25 years and kidnapping is 30, so either his calculation or rhode island are messed up
@cheesebucket142
@cheesebucket142 12 күн бұрын
Honestly with Maggie's track record, that last shot in the Simpsons scene could easily be her taking out Quagmire.
@_LordShadow
@_LordShadow 10 күн бұрын
The Pause before hearing the shot is too damn funny
@soymenace1320
@soymenace1320 9 күн бұрын
And considering you can hear a thud afterwards, proves this theory further.
@fungoidal
@fungoidal 8 күн бұрын
@@soymenace1320 That actually gives that theory like way more credence, since Maggie would NOT thud unless she fell from a height, and regardless it would not be as loud as a grown man falling.
@malachiteserpent7742
@malachiteserpent7742 16 күн бұрын
Might want to add another zoophilia charge, in the episode where Peter becomes a fisherman it’s revealed that he gave a monkey a reach around while reciting the pledge of allegiance. The scene was actually shown at the very end only without audio.
@Shanepex
@Shanepex 16 күн бұрын
And another scene where everybody switched bodies and gwen had a hamster so I think you can imagine what was happening there.
@zaneplayz3719
@zaneplayz3719 15 күн бұрын
And another where quagmire has children with a giraffe
@Shanepex
@Shanepex 15 күн бұрын
@zaneplayz3719 they already said that in the video
@zaneplayz3719
@zaneplayz3719 15 күн бұрын
@@Shanepex alr I didn't watch the video
@alyonasugra5931
@alyonasugra5931 15 күн бұрын
@@zaneplayz3719 "Giraffity!" "Yeah see, that one's not mine."
@Jakegothicsnake
@Jakegothicsnake 14 күн бұрын
Let's not forget that one cutaway, where Peter goes to the fridge to get dinner, and Quagmire's in there, having his way with the Griffin's own food, AND has the gall to act like Peter's intruding and chucks money at him, telling him to go out for dinner instead........
@iDeathSparky
@iDeathSparky 13 күн бұрын
Well, at least from what I remember watching American Pie, having your way with food isn't necessarily a crime. Maybe he gets booked for breaking and entering...then for entering and breaking 🤣
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL 10 күн бұрын
Well at least they got to go out to a restaurant 😂
@Deadpool_Wolver1ne
@Deadpool_Wolver1ne 14 күн бұрын
There's a fourth instance of him kidnapping someone. IDK the episode but he's looking in his fridge and finds a carton of milk with a lost child and says "Hey Jenny look how young you look"
@HELLO-6116
@HELLO-6116 16 күн бұрын
0:49 Joe - "Gonorrhea" Quagmire - "Patient zero. Gonna have to do better than that."
@bababoibruh2162
@bababoibruh2162 13 күн бұрын
Peter-"I don't know joe that's it we're out of known diseases"
@YoudonknowwhoIam
@YoudonknowwhoIam 11 күн бұрын
@@bababoibruh2162 the random mosquito in uganda:
@bababoibruh2162
@bababoibruh2162 11 күн бұрын
@@YoudonknowwhoIam peter- unless..........*YOINK*!
@bhvvlogs7814
@bhvvlogs7814 15 күн бұрын
"Or does Quagmire just not like Chris?" Well . . . from what I've heard . . . Everybody Hates Chris
@SED-VibrantDead9886
@SED-VibrantDead9886 14 күн бұрын
Best comment I’ve seen all day.
@MiguelLopez-yc2rh
@MiguelLopez-yc2rh 10 күн бұрын
Ironically that spot is taken by Meg and Quagmire likes her more than her own family
@ili67213
@ili67213 5 күн бұрын
@@SED-VibrantDead9886shit comment
@q.h.s5051
@q.h.s5051 13 күн бұрын
I'll always hate how Quagmire was written to call out Brian. He had no authority to do so
@Sole_x_animations
@Sole_x_animations 12 күн бұрын
The reason he does that is because quagmire knows and accepts what he is but Brian acts like likes he's a respectable person and acts all innocent.
@orb3796
@orb3796 11 күн бұрын
@@Sole_x_animations I really don't think that matters when Quagmire is a violent serial pedophile rapist and Brian is just a snob
@Sole_x_animations
@Sole_x_animations 11 күн бұрын
@@orb3796 Brian is just as bad as quagmire.
@zachrohler1047
@zachrohler1047 11 күн бұрын
Not even close. Brian is a douche bag but hes not a pedophile, nor is he a rapist. Hes an ass. Quagmire is leages worse than Brian. ​@@Sole_x_animations
@brandonthomas6038
@brandonthomas6038 11 күн бұрын
​@@Sole_x_animationsso we're just circling back to the original comment then?
@James_Semaj_Hatsuki
@James_Semaj_Hatsuki 11 күн бұрын
20:03 “I’m married, Cleveland’s got foot odor and Joe’s dead from the waist down” “AAAAAAAAAAU-”
@highfish.
@highfish. 10 күн бұрын
He serves 3413 years 32:40
@eric_cartman488
@eric_cartman488 8 күн бұрын
Thank you sir
@helldawgofficial
@helldawgofficial 8 күн бұрын
"3413" "34" Rule 34 👁🔺️
@Seupai-n1f
@Seupai-n1f 7 күн бұрын
​@@helldawgofficial Rule 34 is worst
@The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1
@The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1 7 күн бұрын
​@@Seupai-n1frule 34 is the law of the land here, pal. Might want to switch off the internet, buddy.
@dranonymous4235
@dranonymous4235 6 күн бұрын
GIGGITY​@@Seupai-n1f
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 10 күн бұрын
The more time flies, the more fucking crazy I see Quagmire is.
@af1199
@af1199 9 күн бұрын
This is literally p diddy💀
@amwrtvy9455
@amwrtvy9455 6 күн бұрын
The fbi agent must’ve been scared seeing your search history
@Leonardo-je5nv
@Leonardo-je5nv 19 күн бұрын
I could spend the same amount of time watching this channel as he watches all of those series over and over again
@mrmusclemelon7484
@mrmusclemelon7484 15 күн бұрын
On the criminal damage one you can also add reckless endangerment of an aircraft $10k fine and up to 20 years in prison. He has committed this crime multiple times in the series.
@valhallasrevenge
@valhallasrevenge 14 күн бұрын
pretty sure youtube doesn't care if you say sex, trying to listen to you talk with every other word just removed and the word s*x place on the screen instead is driving me insane.
@haakensonnn
@haakensonnn 13 күн бұрын
Stopped watching after two minutes. Only reason you do this is so it doesn’t get age restricted so kids can watch it. Fucking stupid
@Bolbi145
@Bolbi145 11 күн бұрын
Yeah, Penguinz0 talks about way worse stuff and his videos don’t get suppressed
@currier_9471
@currier_9471 11 күн бұрын
Better safe than sorry ig.
@hidarling641
@hidarling641 10 күн бұрын
you can thank susan for that, even though she left youtube and died shortly after: her legacy of neutering the platform lives on.
@unimoose
@unimoose 10 күн бұрын
​@@hidarling641 Wow i had no idea susan passed this year, I remember hearing about her son though, that was tragic
@getdemani-tized6723
@getdemani-tized6723 15 күн бұрын
I'm sorry but the math doesn't add up in a few places. 5 years for each sexual harrasment, which there are five of is 30? 3 Kidnappings that are 30 years each is 60?
@beaspacecadet
@beaspacecadet 13 күн бұрын
3 kidnappings, each 30 years is 90 years not 60
@nopfp416
@nopfp416 13 күн бұрын
​@@beaspacecadetthat's his point he's saying some of the math in the video is wrong
@dylanscott2346
@dylanscott2346 13 күн бұрын
yea this dude awful at math
@BrunoMaricFromZagreb
@BrunoMaricFromZagreb 12 күн бұрын
Not only is this m0ron just ripping of MOUSAOT,but this mor0n is bad at it.
@AUSTIN-ss2zd
@AUSTIN-ss2zd 11 күн бұрын
He’s a pilot so he got the best lawyer
@The24thWight
@The24thWight 12 күн бұрын
Censorship is obnoxious.
@sleep_now_please
@sleep_now_please 11 күн бұрын
let the man pay for his bills
@piss_master32
@piss_master32 11 күн бұрын
it wouldn’t be so obnoxious if it was someone else 😭😭
@moviemaker2011z
@moviemaker2011z 10 күн бұрын
​@@sleep_now_pleaseprobably shouldn't make a video discussing this type of subject and expecting to get paid for it?
@ThrowAway-ji1cf
@ThrowAway-ji1cf 10 күн бұрын
@@moviemaker2011z probably shouldn't be demonetizing videos in general, because censorship is fuckin lame? Why are you adding question marks at the end of statements? Are you the kind of limp dick cuck loser who talks like this in real life?
@Gojira-ri6rj
@Gojira-ri6rj 10 күн бұрын
demonetization is too, but i’d have censorship over that
@JocofAllTrades
@JocofAllTrades 2 күн бұрын
“WOW, WOW, They’re young, We should go” I’m fucking crying
@dylpik4374
@dylpik4374 14 күн бұрын
Youre doing a video on a rapist but saying sex in the video is too far?
@twistedgale
@twistedgale 11 күн бұрын
Blame conservatives
@MxCheefah
@MxCheefah 11 күн бұрын
​@@twistedgale Exactly, in before the angry triggered Conservative reply.
@leviticusprime4904
@leviticusprime4904 11 күн бұрын
@@MxCheefahhello I am your local angry conservative ask me questions.
@happytuna7275
@happytuna7275 11 күн бұрын
You Americans blame the other side for every problem. It's KZbin's nonsensical guidelines.
@RealDayDevil
@RealDayDevil 11 күн бұрын
@@twistedgale yet ya'll lost the election stop blaming people for the problem u liberals made and by the way it's youtube guidlines cause of "politically correct".
@JamesTDG
@JamesTDG 10 күн бұрын
25:30 technically with how Quagmire murdered him, he could argue that the murder was in self defense
@Iris_Spring
@Iris_Spring Күн бұрын
wrong, at that point it stopped being self defence and became retaliation. which can and does get people sent to prison, even under the most sympathetic situations. depending on the judge he may be able to get off with only probation or house arrest if he agrees to plead guilty as part of a deal tho. not only was quagmire out of danger because his assaulter was fleeing, but quagmire was in a vehicle and had ample opportunity and means to escape, which if you have you are legally obligated to take rather than resorting to violence.
@laika_vt
@laika_vt 23 сағат бұрын
He might try and argue that but if they have the full details, it is clearly premeditated. You cannot claim self-defense on premeditated murder.
@Byron-e8r
@Byron-e8r 16 күн бұрын
The way he dodging a case,his children and child support 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mauriciojara7744
@mauriciojara7744 19 күн бұрын
Who else but Quagmire!? Honestly though, i thought he'd get more than that. Still nutty though.
@MasterOfKnowledge.
@MasterOfKnowledge. 15 күн бұрын
Quagmire's going under the jail at this point
@cataclysmic.strife
@cataclysmic.strife 11 күн бұрын
26:25 that voice crack bro lmaooo
@johnmatters4062
@johnmatters4062 8 күн бұрын
Literally heard it while I was reading this 😂
@sukester4044
@sukester4044 6 күн бұрын
FBI must be monitoring your pc with all this research
@jays2825
@jays2825 2 күн бұрын
The context of his KZbin channel would clear it up for them fast so, ultimately not really
@sukester4044
@sukester4044 Күн бұрын
@jays2825 I bet your not fun to hang out with
@jays2825
@jays2825 Күн бұрын
@@sukester4044 nah, that's how brain functions. That is unless I know you and we're actively doing an activity then I'm less boring lol
@sukester4044
@sukester4044 Күн бұрын
@jays2825 yeah people avoid you at any social gathering
@jays2825
@jays2825 Күн бұрын
@@sukester4044 personally i take it as result of appearance/manerisms, but it also helps me cus once someone realizes im chill they talk to me more 😂
@spartanlegacy6120
@spartanlegacy6120 Күн бұрын
Good Enough. Welcome back Matt Pat
@IsaJC85201
@IsaJC85201 14 күн бұрын
22:40 not marge getting attacked 😂
@ckg_b
@ckg_b 14 күн бұрын
Not even 3 minutes into the video and Quagmire is already in prison for life 7 times over
@emmanuelstanley9138
@emmanuelstanley9138 5 сағат бұрын
Yep
@LusyPicker-sm6su
@LusyPicker-sm6su 9 күн бұрын
26:45 6 decades? Who taught you math, Peter? Next time have Stewie explain to you how multiplication works. 30years×3instances of kidnapping= 90 years That's 9 decades. It only comes out to 60 years if you don't count Peter's fall through the trap door but, that would only be 2 kidnappings. Unfortunately, you specified 3.
@po1ly414
@po1ly414 15 күн бұрын
CFI here, he also violated the regs relating to parachutes, maneuvers not approved for the aircraft, near midair (their formation flight was not discussed prior to takeoff) and formation is not approved in flights for hire. Many others too.
@gustavolopes5094
@gustavolopes5094 15 күн бұрын
You are right and absolutely have a point. However I do think that would be a bit too deep for the scope of this KZbin video lol
@po1ly414
@po1ly414 15 күн бұрын
@ of course it would, great video and he addressed the big one, just gotta put that expertise to “use”
@SpidaMez
@SpidaMez 12 күн бұрын
He's also operating under part 135, flying for hire, so him being that unprofessional could get him an extra 5 years in jail with an obvious license revoke
@po1ly414
@po1ly414 12 күн бұрын
@ 121, scheduled air carriers
@SpidaMez
@SpidaMez 12 күн бұрын
​oh shit yea 121, its been a minute since my written ​@@po1ly414
@roku6666
@roku6666 18 күн бұрын
Surprised to see only 322 subs! You should definitely have more.
@M4x_P0w3r
@M4x_P0w3r 15 күн бұрын
Already has 2.69k subs. Over 8 times the amount he had 3 days ago. Damn.
@itswilltho
@itswilltho 11 күн бұрын
10k now....
@itswilltho
@itswilltho 11 күн бұрын
@@M4x_P0w3r +10k
@trashcaninc.292
@trashcaninc.292 6 күн бұрын
21k now 😂
@daniellewis4154
@daniellewis4154 15 күн бұрын
To be fair, Kiera lied about her age, meaning that Quagmire would have received lenience on his sentence if that were revealed in court
@luxiken6719
@luxiken6719 15 күн бұрын
To be fair, quagmire has uh, """done""much younger kids, like with that Thailand parade joke. Quagmire is an irredeemable scumbag huh
@RandomPerson0646
@RandomPerson0646 14 күн бұрын
Yeah, it wasn't Quagmire's Fault on that one, She lied about her age, and I think might of had a fake ID.
@weeblordgaming6062
@weeblordgaming6062 12 күн бұрын
How old was she
@Khawaja72
@Khawaja72 12 күн бұрын
​@@weeblordgaming606216
@dream_angel234
@dream_angel234 12 күн бұрын
@@weeblordgaming6062I don’t think it was ever said. She just said she was in high school
@dramaticvirghoe
@dramaticvirghoe Күн бұрын
9:30 the way Stan said “i-i don’t think that’s real” is so funny 😭😭
@FirebladeX1989
@FirebladeX1989 14 күн бұрын
10:17 we are not in shock, we are laughting ;)
@Sir_duk_the_third
@Sir_duk_the_third 6 күн бұрын
29 percent tax rate is crazy 💀
@IHL2005
@IHL2005 5 күн бұрын
​@@Sir_duk_the_thirdyou pay even more lmao but your go to tanks lmao
@Sir_duk_the_third
@Sir_duk_the_third 5 күн бұрын
@@IHL2005 U.S. has an 8% tax rate. Europe has a tax rate nearly 4 times as much as the U.S. tax rate.
@RipplyAnemone67
@RipplyAnemone67 9 күн бұрын
32:09 I think it was actually Maggie who killed quagmire. I mean remember how she shot Mr burns. It’s not out of her wheel house as it was also intentional on her part. Then all the instances of evil Maggie.
@countblacke
@countblacke 12 күн бұрын
22:41 That clip of Quagmire basically r****g Marge Simpson is just another example of how god awful Family Guy is. The Simpsons is such a wholesome show, and Seth Mcshartland has to pervert every decent thing he can possibly get his hands on. I literally loathe this show so much. Great video and top notch editing btw! Quagmire still deserves more prison time. Who even thinks of writing half the stuff he does? Who are they writing it for? You could devote an entire website to how terrible and disgusting Family Guy is. Jesus Christ.
@MinimalistTheatre333
@MinimalistTheatre333 11 күн бұрын
I personally think that it was Maggie shooting Glenn. She did shoot Mr Burns, to be fair.
@Raphael_Campos
@Raphael_Campos 11 күн бұрын
This is exactly why I like it. The world isn't a wholesome place, it's dark and scary. FG takes that dark place and turns into a caricature. At least it did, haven't watched the last 3 seasons.
@Chaotic_noodle
@Chaotic_noodle 7 күн бұрын
@@Raphael_Camposyes but to play it off as family guy does is just kinda in poor taste.
@baba2159
@baba2159 8 күн бұрын
5:53 i did NOT see that as his hand
@unknown251
@unknown251 15 күн бұрын
1:45 isn’t pro***tution, it’s just a bunch of people he’s with that schedule to be with him
@BlackholeSteve
@BlackholeSteve 14 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure pro***tution is paying for sex. So yeah, if you pay for it, it's that.
@NamesZKP
@NamesZKP 11 күн бұрын
Escort lingo.
@TisNotIMe
@TisNotIMe 10 күн бұрын
@@NamesZKPno, it’s not, if you actually watched the episode you would know that.
@BlackholeSteve
@BlackholeSteve 10 күн бұрын
if you pay for it, it is. (My comment got deleted before youtube you mfer)
@Eli-vated
@Eli-vated 10 күн бұрын
@@BlackholeStevenot if it’s recorded and put online
@renegaderiley888
@renegaderiley888 8 күн бұрын
1:56 Chris is underage so this is considered child labor
@joeswanson6523
@joeswanson6523 13 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie bud you sound like the game theory/film theory guy when your excited
@HanMeDaBongo
@HanMeDaBongo 14 күн бұрын
Keep making these videos bro. so many fictional characters people would love to hear about. Do Peter next
@ynlcj4700
@ynlcj4700 15 күн бұрын
#19. He wouldn’t go to jail if he claimed crime of passion. His sister stayed getting abused and he did some to protect her
@kingabemcoil5654
@kingabemcoil5654 14 күн бұрын
necrophilia isn’t illegal there is no explicit law against it instead you will be charged with Desecration of a human remains
@yugioh5222
@yugioh5222 16 күн бұрын
I would not be surprised if quagmire did you know to Maggie Lisa and Marge when all dead
@sonogramgrl
@sonogramgrl 11 күн бұрын
maybee not, they are show's foe after allll
@TheUltimateRare
@TheUltimateRare 2 күн бұрын
the self censorship is annoying. i guess i understand why you gotta do it, but this show is 15+. clearly we can handle these words.
@koltonmax1963
@koltonmax1963 12 күн бұрын
I would love to see a herbert version of this lol
@blacksunshine9995
@blacksunshine9995 Күн бұрын
Cool video but all the censored words got annoying real fast by minute 3. If you know that YT doesn't allow certain words to be said, please be a professional and just make your script to not include them or find a workaround by abbreviating the words. It really takes me out of the enjoyment of he video.
@ZrusoEruption
@ZrusoEruption 13 күн бұрын
He'd be a death row inmate if that andwers everyone's question
@geniferteal4178
@geniferteal4178 3 күн бұрын
How long would he last in prison is the better question.
@TpoapAnimatesYT
@TpoapAnimatesYT 7 күн бұрын
7:48 this scene destroyed me 💀💀💀
@Watthewat
@Watthewat 4 күн бұрын
3 months for knowingly spreading stds and one year for paying for sex? What the f…
@melll_dx
@melll_dx 15 күн бұрын
This is smart content! Ill support you as you grow man
@NoVillainsAreSAFE
@NoVillainsAreSAFE 15 күн бұрын
Thanks a lot!
@fatangrygeek5746
@fatangrygeek5746 Күн бұрын
19:31 - What the heck is a ColecoVision doing in Peter's bellybutton?? 😂
@Zone9Film
@Zone9Film 12 күн бұрын
Ngl my favorite part is 2:31
@Zone9Film
@Zone9Film 12 күн бұрын
Nvm it’s 16:01😂😂
@jacobsonic5692
@jacobsonic5692 11 күн бұрын
I’m thai 💀
@bobbyferg9173
@bobbyferg9173 Күн бұрын
And based on the episode where Brian became a cop, we can determine that they aren't all women either well, girls I should say
@JHontz1917
@JHontz1917 13 күн бұрын
Aw dang, you left out the best part at 0:52 when Peter goes to some random country, catches a random mosquito with some unknown disease and gives it to him, that was absolutely hilarious!
@sealgii
@sealgii 15 күн бұрын
ig u forgot the one scene he's the one behind the 911
@Pandegato.
@Pandegato. 3 күн бұрын
The fact that the video took so long is a crime itself
@TheEphemeralEternity
@TheEphemeralEternity 13 күн бұрын
After (approximately) 3 and a half millenia.... I. AM. FREE. Giggity. 😈
@凸一口一凸
@凸一口一凸 10 күн бұрын
7:56 bro really said "smash"
@Slim_Sumo
@Slim_Sumo 9 күн бұрын
really takes away from it when you have to censor every 3rd word of the vid
@King-bean15
@King-bean15 7 күн бұрын
I might be wrong but Mr.recap is this you😅
@Micha-Hil
@Micha-Hil 10 күн бұрын
I feel like after a 200 year sentence, an automatic death penalty would just be a no brainer, wouldn't it?
@InDzienInTampa
@InDzienInTampa 7 күн бұрын
I want a censorship counter. Gotta keep that AI happy.
@oo-dh1hk
@oo-dh1hk 5 күн бұрын
23:02 math ain't mathing
@NotrealmagicVR
@NotrealmagicVR 4 күн бұрын
Fr!
@ianaaronson5237
@ianaaronson5237 9 күн бұрын
21:17 matpat? Is that you?
@Anfernee.Clarke
@Anfernee.Clarke 16 күн бұрын
10:52 Reese Witherspoons chin 😂
@Chaosmarauder
@Chaosmarauder 3 күн бұрын
So i will say this I absolutely hate quagmire. Mostly for obvious reasons but also his hypocrisy. Most of what he rants at brian about are things hes done as well while claiming he doesnt.(Or hes done similar things) Plus while we can agree brian does need a much needed reality check in the form of well deserved beatings, the one he got from quagmire after he slept with his dad was not deserved. If it was a case where Brian either knew who Ida really was, or had r*ped her, thatd be one thing. But it was consensual and Brian didnt know. But i also felt bad for him in the episode with peter's party. The sad thing is hes right. There isnt a defense for SR (at least in Rhode Island). Its a law that needs a serious rewrite with how many teenagers are able to lie and get away with faking their age. It should be if you can provide proof that someone lied about their age the actual offender gets charged Plus it was very clearly a setup with how fast the cops were there in the morning.
@bugsbasti
@bugsbasti 15 күн бұрын
25:43 Since it not only was intended but planned as well (regardless of if the execution itself went according to plan) it's a first degree M**der and will be charged with life in prison. However, since the planning part went verbally and therefore hard to prove, it could be handled as a second degree m**der or voluntary Mansl**ghter at "best". Seconds CAN be charged with life in prison but not under 10 years. Voluntary Mansl**ghter can be charged up 30 years with no minimum sentence, at least not to my knowledge but I can be mistaken. For clarification, I relate to the Rhode Island law specifically.
@bugsbasti
@bugsbasti 15 күн бұрын
Additionally, Jeff being abusive to Quagmires Sister does in fact matter. Although Quagmires crime will not be excused, it will cause a lesser sentence because it will count as a "mitigating circumstance". It can't be said how much the sentence will be lessened though. It quite literally depends on the Judge. However, a life sentence is therefore almost unlikely (if we ignore the other crimes, at least.)
@jacobgreene4331
@jacobgreene4331 6 күн бұрын
It would be pretty hard to prove it's not in self defense though. There's a high likelihood of him just getting away with it, or am I wrong? Using the car as a weapon may change the case, but there should be physical proof of a struggle between the two, along with bruises on quagmires neck, which may or may not get the case dismissed.
@bugsbasti
@bugsbasti 6 күн бұрын
@@jacobgreene4331 Well, it definitely requires the police to find the body, otherwise they can't link them to Jeff's disappearing. None of them are hunters, only Joe is trained with weapons but they invited Jeff to a Hunt, at night no less. If they succeeded with shooting him, they could claim it to be an accident. (they wouldn't be off the Hook though because given the alleged circumstances it would be involuntarily Mansl**ghter and additional Obstruction of Justice.) However, he was killed with the car. Peter's Car. Wich Was busted in the night Jeff was last seen. They would very likely find Jeff's DNA on the car (or what's left of it). In summary, we would have a crushed body (you can differentiate between a car and a falling tree, by the way), the victim to be pretty much proven abusive to his fiance, the brother of his fiance openly ubset about it and therefore having a motive and finally, a busted car of the brothers friend, who happens to be the neighbor. Joe might be off the hook, if they don't find his DNA at the crime scene but not Peter and Quackmire.
@SunshineCo225
@SunshineCo225 4 күн бұрын
​@@jacobgreene4331 yeah I agree that with the lack of evidence and the fact that Jeff actually attacked first, he'd probably be able to get a self defense case going with a good enough lawyer. But if this was the real world, then most of his other crimes would probably be brought to question, so going to court at all would probably wind up in a life sentence for all the rape charges. It's just that the show depicts no one caring for some reason
@tayroberts8041
@tayroberts8041 14 күн бұрын
I just became a new fan , keep it up I can’t wait until the American dad series
@happygav123
@happygav123 18 күн бұрын
Who else but Quagmire?
@aiko_incr
@aiko_incr 7 күн бұрын
heyy i found an channel on my feed 2 weeks old but an amazing one keep this channel going and alive becouse i will be watching every vid
@Ichliebehäkeln
@Ichliebehäkeln 15 күн бұрын
That stupid cutting of words. It’s almost unbearable to listen to this. Just put a beeping sound over the words for Christ sake!
@kagen5435
@kagen5435 14 күн бұрын
overdramatic
@angrydevil5220
@angrydevil5220 14 күн бұрын
cry me a river
@somedudeslamp8508
@somedudeslamp8508 14 күн бұрын
@@angrydevil5220he's right dawg, it's annoying asf
@rappingbeaniedog347
@rappingbeaniedog347 13 күн бұрын
calm down, it's like you forgot how annoying it is to hear a beep everytime a word had to be censored.
@whitedevilgaming9240
@whitedevilgaming9240 13 күн бұрын
For Chr*st sake
@BillyBob-bm2rl
@BillyBob-bm2rl 6 күн бұрын
i love how you talk about quagmires heinous acts with the same level of excitement as matpat talking about fnaf
@jeremybrummel3254
@jeremybrummel3254 16 күн бұрын
Of course, with years served at the same time (serving concurrently), it's still no longer a prison sentence than the longest punishment.
@Falke615
@Falke615 10 күн бұрын
'Take your kid to work day doesn't go by the same rules when you're a pilot' Yeah, someone did this. 75 people died...
@andy7685
@andy7685 15 күн бұрын
5:53 bro when it was blurred that gave me a heart attack
@lmlagg
@lmlagg 15 күн бұрын
I FLEW to the comments to see if anyone else was actually watching it
@SOULAANI_
@SOULAANI_ 15 күн бұрын
Lmfao
@catgod999
@catgod999 9 күн бұрын
"Yokoso Watashi Wa Quagmire Society"
@dglkaygamingyt
@dglkaygamingyt 13 күн бұрын
They wouldn't even sentence him, just put bro in jail and forget about him😭
@korosheht5446
@korosheht5446 13 сағат бұрын
Bro is definitely on a bunch of watchlists for researching all this
@BastianHyldahlFilms
@BastianHyldahlFilms 15 күн бұрын
I asked myself this question a few months ago. Glad to see someone can answer that lol Should do Herbert next lmao
@krazysamurai
@krazysamurai 13 күн бұрын
honestly he’s in comparatively so few episodes he’s probably not that crazy
@BossTheTech
@BossTheTech 3 күн бұрын
Always confused by how people who theoretically watch an entire show end up pronouncing names like Ida as "Eeda." Did you watch the show or not? Lol. Had fun with the vid, just came to mind
@kanderion5685
@kanderion5685 16 күн бұрын
It'd be so long it could be it's own era like "Before Christ" or somethin'.
@joerobertson3469
@joerobertson3469 3 күн бұрын
Can you do one were it's Herbert and see how many years he would spend in prison for everything he has done I'm sure he has done some things we don't know about
@ThisHandleIsRare
@ThisHandleIsRare 15 күн бұрын
Some of these laws have too long of sentences, and alot of them have too little
@Huginfugs
@Huginfugs Күн бұрын
Dude, it's obviously a video not meant for children, and it's pissing everyone off when you try to censor the whole damn thing
@GoogleSnakeee
@GoogleSnakeee 14 күн бұрын
This is like mr beast and game theory had a child
@NokSom_
@NokSom_ 10 күн бұрын
I’m Thai and what Quagmire shouted at 30:43 was simply “Hey! Where are you going?”
@yaas368thedev8
@yaas368thedev8 16 күн бұрын
Nah W quagmire in this clip cuz bro was tryna save his sister 25:19
@Worstcraddict
@Worstcraddict 3 күн бұрын
This guy a more mature oriented film theory?
@ShawnaStanley-c2w
@ShawnaStanley-c2w 3 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😅😮
@cassandra_classic
@cassandra_classic 15 күн бұрын
It's quagmire's _mom_ EYEda, not EEda, you would know that if you actually watched the show as you said.
@benschooling4343
@benschooling4343 15 күн бұрын
Calm down mate, it's a KZbin video
@Count_axl
@Count_axl 3 күн бұрын
Is this a joke?
@Legion-j
@Legion-j 3 күн бұрын
Great videos but thumbnails are awful
@jonathanthompson5900
@jonathanthompson5900 17 күн бұрын
If it was a private airliner and on autopilot, it might be permitted. Quagmire is supervising as a trained pilot and his daughter is cooperating with him.
@ramenboy9199
@ramenboy9199 13 күн бұрын
Forgot the time the gang went to an insane asylum and he asks for very specific girls.
@AutZentus
@AutZentus 14 күн бұрын
And this guy says brian is a more terrible person than him.
@AdamRawlyk
@AdamRawlyk 5 күн бұрын
Ayo! A new awesome channel to enjoy, love it! Definitely gonna binge watch a bunch, don’t mind me :p
@JohnErick-kw8yx
@JohnErick-kw8yx 19 күн бұрын
Underrated
@_penguin_9946
@_penguin_9946 13 күн бұрын
0:49 “Patient ZERO gotta do better than that” 😂😂
@drhabit
@drhabit 15 күн бұрын
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