How Many Cokes Can Nick Drink? | The Yard

It's like Supersize Me, but there's no influential movie motivating its conception. This week the boys talk about bullying seasoned rock climbers, the good ol days of YikYak, and trying to get Timothy Chalamet on the pod. (Episode 18)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:00:58 - welcome to the yard
00:01:33 - sorry to every country ever
00:03:10 - guys WHO is WENDY?
00:04:05 - big a
00:07:38 - atrioc & ludwig beef (talking about the leak)
00:13:40 - meta will take over the world
00:17:08 - epic
00:19:52 - timothée chalamet please make us custom xbox controllers
00:21:55 - rock climbing
00:27:57 - ludwig's pizza phase(?)
00:30:08 - shilling
00:33:35 - ludwig's project
00:38:50 - aiden & qtcinderella stream
00:39:31 - which room mate gives the best head?
00:42:22 - fire-fighting
00:44:00 - amino
00:45:24 - YikYak & confession pages
00:52:26 - a guy comes onto slime
00:57:16 - advice show PSA
00:58:45 - aidens high-school friend marries 'an annoying' guy
01:00:30 - ben shapiro & steven crowder
01:01:48 - will nick drink 30 cokes for alot of money?
01:07:15 - ludwig got bullied for wearing poki merch
01:08:25 - sovereign citizens
01:12:08 - mogul moves avenue, NE
01:15:14 - aiden's pilot
01:18:02 - evo
01:20:00 - HASANABI did WHAT?!
01:26:39 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@drteeth362]

My high school had an anti-bullying app where you could anonymously report people bullying each other. The app was shut down after like 2 weeks because everyone was reporting that the principal was pushing them down the atrium stairs

[@OnionZest]

Do you think they ever caught him?

[@arthurboyle7982]

@@badscript No, caught the principal, such a horrible crime can't go unpunished.

[@ALynn127]

My school is implementing the same app and I'm expecting a plethora of reports that say things like the principal was hiding behind bathroom stall doors and scaring students coming out.

[@jackbork6279]

Mine had the same thing but they shut it down cause of like 4 bomb threats

[@SamualN]

​@@badscriptno I think you misunderstood

[@Probasaur]

Lmfaooooo when Atrioc yelled stfu... best yards moment yet. Need to have him on next ep after all this Atrioc talk.

[@findingsummit]

^^^^

[@account-yi2cn]

All guest so far are people they dont usually interact with. Atrioc is every other ludwig stream

[@Keijo_]

@@account-yi2cn "all" of them being 2, it's not like it's a rule

[@Culturedtuna1]

can you put a timestamp? I missed it lol

[@Zalied]

@@Culturedtuna1 7:10

[@enjohVEVO]

“THIS IS FUN DIP” deserved a much bigger laugh. Don’t worry Slime, if you see this that one got me.

[@meatsandwitch3141]

I don’t get it

[@GirraffesRdumb]

@@meatsandwitch3141 instead of climbing chalk

[@casuallyidiotic]

timestamp?

[@smhuwu]

@@casuallyidiotic 27:42

[@soggyrakoon4680]

@@smhuwu good one

[@Adam-zg1rp]

"Fire fighting" might be one of the most stupidly funny things I've ever seen

[@dankerino7244]

And I want to try it

[@byrontheusurper6505]

No, for me, that would be the yard podcast

[@blinkfilms1]

Hot boxing

[@bertcompton]

@@ozzc-b9891 they said that

[@ninjacolin7982]

There is 0 shot they see this, but I really want that pizza oven. No cap, I make pizzas almost every weekend and I've always wanted to get an outdoor oven lol. Get me in that raffle or charity stream.

[@pppiminnn123]

A raffle would be illegal for them, but a charity stream could certainly work

[@Claymanation]

Give this man a pizza oven STAT

[@kaeberrie]

vouch

[@charlesshaw2464]

When the DMs open up again. I will forward this

[@anactualseagull5980]

Get this man his fuckin oven

[@tylerwolfe1377]

They should do an episode where atrioc replaces one of them but they don’t acknowledge it’s someone different the entire time

[@raulalonso7560]

the yardigan gambit

[@profoundschnook4381]

YES

[@samt3412]

Have it be Aiden or Nick, that way it's not as obvious to audio listeners that one of them is missing because those two sound super similar

[@samt3412]

@@sdhjsjana72js Slime and Lud are more distinct

[@flintlockwood1546]

On no

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

I thought this episode would be Big A's revenge arc after all the stray bullets he takes every episode. Nope. Just another Atrioc slander episode.

[@jarunia17]

69th like for me ye

[@casuallyidiotic]

Sadge maybe next time

[@alex7435]

I gotta say I feel like us Australians are getting a great rep on this podcast. Miles is a real mirror of our nation.

[@lootcrate4096]

Absolutely. A lot of the time when people talk about "their one friend from x country", it's not super accurate. But Miles sounds like a true reflection of the Aussie spirit.

[@dariusstorms9128]

Ludwig's "Taiwan" crash and burn is top 5 funniest things to happen on this podcast.

[@cadenisforeverbored1612]

it’s really funny to see them so clearly genuinely reject ludwigs joke but ludwigs joke being so clear i love it

[@KyleGuilbault]

Slime's "This is fun dip!" joke in the climbing bit was so fucking funny

[@jerriath6214]

I heard it and laughed my ass off. So sad it went unnoticed by the bois

[@JakeRanney]

Can't wait for "The Timothée Episode | The Yard #19"

[@armonster95]

Randomly clicked on this one and it’s right after another atrioc leak🤣

[@lauriannemar]

I totally forgot Atrioc leaked the valkyray stuff, this man really doesn’t learn

[@Keijo_]

At least it was at his own expense this time💀

[@un4893]

To al the people who where wondering why and if qt left TSM. I think he misspoke I think he meant to say “*he* left TSM” because this bjergson guy is indeed no longer with TSM, but qt stil seems to be with them.

[@forklifted454]

In 30 cans of Coke, there's around 1,170 grams of sugar. The human body can consume about 13.5 grams of sugar per lb of body weight and survive. So assuming Nick is (on the high end) 200lbs, he's only consuming 5.85 grams per lb. So if he drank 30 cans of Coke, theoretically he'd be half way-ish to death, and it would take roughly 60 cans to kill him. 59 cans of Coke challenge time. I bet you couldn't.

[@Boudreau_]

bro you have no concept of weight he is nowhere near 200lbs

[@forklifted454]

@@Boudreau_ idk muscle can be heavy. That's why I said on the high end. He's probably like 160-180 but I wanted to be sure.

[@latheredtrillionaire5701]

Nick is a buck 70, 175 max. He'd be around Lud's size if he was 200 at his height.

[@benhoad7613]

plus 11 liters of water is a lottttt to drink and can be dangerous

[@allyraney4278]

The only thing I am thinking on this, is when I was at my worst with cola, I was drinking 5-10 cans of coke worth during the day without thinking. So while 30 seems like a lot, it seems completely feasible for people who drink 2-3 64oz Big Gulp type fountain sodas a day. That's only 360oz.

[@willborrison316]

"Fire fighting" could alternatively be called "hot-boxing"

[@lovefirst6194]

timothee chalamet and ludwig haveing such a close follow count on twiter is the biggest reason why lud would be a b list celebrity

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

I'm sick and seeing the notif of a new episode just 30 minutes after rewatching an old episode made my day so much better

[@sky-the-guy]

Bro I was literally in the middle of listening to the gummy episode when I got the notif lol

[@ayeshajundullah6168]

Same dude... Just finished the previous one and saw the new one up

[@MizukiTHPS]

Hope you feel better soon!

[@nickdaiz1111]

Feel better homie

[@yourunemployedfriendat2pm]

@@MizukiTHPS Thank you! Means a lot.

[@hanswurst5109]

For all the People that came from DarkVipers video you find it at 34:53

[@perfectlyfine1675]

Thank you very much

[@sirfdoom]

“i don’t think he has carnal desires, except for smoking meats” will go down as some of the greatest unintentional wordplay I have ever heard

[@JK_2998]

just speedran the podcast, it's a great one guys thank you

[@justfrog2859]

what does that mean

[@jesusz2632]

@@justfrog2859 they got a pb

[@justfrog2859]

@@jesusz2632 Pog

[@baisedheatfan4048]

Slime thinking nicks stock is going down when its only going up

[@shukshinite]

> pure luck > literally promoting the video Seriously Ludwig, that's what u called "luck"

[@birdsong747]

aiden getting mad about movie pauses on airplanes makes me cry laugh every time it comes up

[@kabagal]

12:42 lol

[@grok7537]

This title connects with me on a personal level because there was a kid from my high school who literally drank upwards of ten dr.peppers a day. I asked him about it and he said his resting heart rate was above 120

[@cadenisforeverbored1612]

i love you

[@gencarlozo8018]

32:40 Nick will probably never see this but the letter with individual things to everyone was me! I hope everyone got to read their parts off stream, but I DID NOT dm tim lol. If anything, I was just happy y’all received/looked at my art

[@natanfurman2467]

Cheers I'm sure they were good

[@gencarlozo8018]

@@natanfurman2467 thanks!

[@youtubeusername2254]

Man, this Atrioc chat hits so much differently now!

[@pizzaaddict7493]

There is a high chance that this goes unseen but at my junior prom I had 23 cans of coke, and then I had 2 more 16 oz bottles at an after party. I def think 30 is easily obtainable.

[@GarretRB]

How was it

[@willow990]

@@GarretRB could not have been a good time

[@GarretRB]

@@willow990 how did he not die from caffeine overdose

[@ellie_is_okay]

The perfect podcast to listen to while your nail polish dries.

[@grohlski8669]

Only done this twice but can confirm

[@abbydoesart648]

Very true, also playing chill games, like stardew valley/animal crossing

[@internetrandodotcom]

yeah!!!! :D

[@kyakari3225]

Agree!

[@willow990]

@@abbydoesart648 personally I slay my enemies and protect my land but that might just be me

[@Shadow-pg4qf]

Yo just gotta say nick was right when he was saying taking rejection in stride makes your success rate higher. The scenario he said (with some extra steps)is literally how I got my first girlfriend for the next 5 years.

[@tuckerreaves9737]

Nick looks like he should be answering questions on an episode of Tuesdays with Tay

[@yaboyjay7202]

I love you for that reference. I miss that shit

[@schlopping]

LIVE TUCKER REACTION

[@calenono1512]

I really enjoy the yard content, reminds me of sitting around with friends from high school and talking shit before we all went off to college. Thanks for the content!

[@caila5854]

its really cool to see how close you guys are, you all kinda work in sync and it makes this podcast special

[@incronaut]

58:00 Ludwig actually JUST discovered the Loop that Scar and Toph talked about years ago!! And thus the Loop learning about the Loop continues!

[@Jackasmacka]

Actually got so hyped when I remembered a new episode is out today. Keep up the good work boys, easily the best podcast I've ever listened to.

[@bab5376]

12:50 Did not age too well

[@Trollfeeder1234]

43:55

[@Bayerng09]

I'm roughly the same age as these guys and them talking about Yik Yak and confession pages brought back some deep memories

[@emo6577]

It’s so strange but also very nice that they’re able to switch it up from haha poopy fart jokes to very serious discussions about life. Great to see the boys’ range

[@louispr5707]

Favourite episode so far! Great bits and stories!

[@erickibarra8143]

Adding my story after hearing Nick talk about the girl being “straight” for him, my sophomore year in high school I met a really cool girl that was gay, had a whole gf and everything, they later broke up that year and we got really close, I liked her but couldn’t really mention it bc she was gay, junior year comes along and she admits she has feelings for me which really blew my mind and she told about how I’m the only guy she’s ever been attracted to, anyways we started dating and now we are past two years, she’s the girl in my pfp btw :)

[@guiguipop3658]

yo beastiality is kinda not cool (referring to your pfp)

[@lick816]

Bro, ngl, I think you need some glasses

[@willow990]

Bro it's a fish are you guys good

[@Carlover19538]

Leave the fish alone man

[@yfidalv]

YOU'RE DATING BMO??

[@samb3311]

Actual Nebraskan here, its kinda fucked how easy it is to annex territory out here. Larger cities in NE do this constantly, if a town / village doesn't have a population of 10k you can legally annex their citizens & land. You could actually make a Mogul Village south of Omaha, hit a 10k population, make it a "City", then not only swing votes but just yoink territory all around as long as you stay within county lines. Fucking imagine influencers taking counties one by one and turn the whole state any party they wanted. 2024 the Yardigans take Nebraska

[@preds32yt4]

awesome pod as always prolly my favorite ep so far

[@makenziehahn2236]

The other night I dreamt Aiden was standing over me demanding I subscribe to the Patreon.. I think Aiden is my Miles Teller now.

[@biggest_mac5060]

I’ve been having a pretty downer day today and was fully prepared to go to bed feeling crappy, and then I remembered The Yard uploaded a new vid. Thanks Y’all

[@thekrazykage]

I listened to this on Spotify yesterday and I’ve been waiting to see that 7 second fire fight all day

[@xRiizo]

It really is interesting coming back to watch these after certain events.

[@Fat4Life]

I found you

[@RSPSPhenom]

"Yours is a Q and his is an R" was such a perfect metaphor, well done Slime 👏👏

[@bakedpanda5920]

Been watching the podcast on release every week. Love it

[@casuallyidiotic]

this podcast is the highlight of my Thursdays every week

[@hogmuncher]

I agree I'm happy everytime it pops up in my notifs

[@elgaperks8107]

i lost it at the sloppy toppy video idea, nick being the throat goat was hilarious

[@pabloarias9734]

The thing about amino is it's literally just a dopamine rush, because if you post literally any content, and get any interaction at all you become part of the massive list of recommended people to follow every community has. so whenever a new person joins the community you just get a new follower. this only works because amino is just so tiny and dead, but the people addicted to it are hooked for ever.

[@Pepper8Jack]

56:40 I know nick got roasted for this but fr this is how I started dating my now wife 😂 she shot me down on a dating app cuz my game is weak, I just was like "Alright no problem, here's my number if you change your mind" and she was floored that I didn't turn into a total asshole. Couple days later she hit me up. Not saying you should try to hang around somebody hoping they come around, but especially with online dating if you just roll with the rejection you'll definitely end up impressing somebody

[@grahampelton2559]

The best podcast to listen to while ignoring the college lecture or literally doing anything cause this podcast goated

[@forklifted454]

Did we go a whole episode without the gang spending a whole section roasting Aiden? Is this a record?

[@sittingduck3688]

feels good to be one of the big 10 baby. 10% retained audience that is. loved the story about dawson

[@SpicyN26]

wow great podcast fellas!

[@112908Daniel]

Watching this at the office, not a good idea, y'all had me crying LMAO love from 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

[@MaritLage227]

"Drawing for first seed" is by far the greatest no pun intended moment and I'm so sad they didnt catch it

[@MaritLage227]

40:30 for those interested

[@cgc-croatia2164]

Atriocs "Shut the fuck up!" made my day

[@_Dubby]

Petition to have the Yard podcast have an episode in Iowa. Its all they can do to make up for the constant bullying.

[@AMuffler]

7:14 is my favorite yard moment in recent history

[@forklifted454]

43:01 for those of you who got to the firefighting part, went back to rewatch the opening video, here's a timestamp to take you back to where you were.

[@juliamoine1087]

feel bad for audio listeners who dont get the transition of nick's "yeah, yeah. 100% yeah." to lud's eyebrows sky high at 1:04:43, it's too good

[@jakeman52]

After watching the QT stream, the setup for Lud saying sloppy toppy in the youtube voice had amazing payoff.

[@Blobwashere]

Damn, i used to use amino like 5 years ago and stopped using it around 2018, never thought I'd ever hear about it again, from the yard of all places

[@erosirisgrey]

Hi there! I’m Brooklyn. I have learning disabilities and cannot understand tone, but if Slime was being genuine about the pizza oven, is there a chance that I could have it? I could pick it up, or pay for shipping. I live in LA area so it wouldn’t be hard for either party I don’t think. I want the pizza oven for my dad. My dad loves to make pizza and he makes handmade pizza dough and sauce and gets all these wonderful toppings and makes pizzas for our neighbourhood every Sunday. He’s done this for years and is very good at it but he has a really terrible makeshift pizza oven and so I think a good pizza oven would make him very happy and could help him a lot with making the pizzas quicker. If that part of the podcast was a joke, I am very sorry writing this then. I did not realize. Thank you so much and have a wonderful rest of your day/night ☺️

[@AbsoPS]

Vouch for this guy just because

[@christiancapetillo8744]

I agree this guy has my voucher

[@blinkfilms1]

Vouch

[@realbakedbeans3317]

vouch

[@historicpanda695]

Vouch

[@aidenrichardson9967]

revisiting older episodes. this a top 10

[@muneebkhan2150]

Yo amazing podcast keep doing yer stuff and i might have to listen to this so i can sleep at night and as atrioc would say "well that would be cool"

[@husbandrew]

Each podcast I feel worse if I ever meet Ludwig in real life lmfao. I just wanna say keep doing charity streams and hope he loves his cats.

[@s0ydirtychai]

I think this is my fav episode to date 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@ndr4214]

I appreciate all the hip hop references from Nick, keep it up

[@xxdoozxxvadar550]

I love Thursdays now because I can come home from work and kick back with the boys of the yard

[@hollowsloth3]

As an Iowan, it's so boring that people from Iowa get unreasonably excited when someone mentions Iowa.

[@ldyh0pe]

DANCING with the DEVIL by IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE is everything. Holy balls. Thanks for the reminder. Damn.

[@christophergonzales9444]

As someone that was born and raised in Vegas the take on the Vegas girls and boys are extremely accurate

[@DGChavezJr]

Didn't expect this ep to open with the boys talking about Programme Skate and Sound

[@kubapetynia2278]

Nick naming Immortal Technique instantly made me like him 10 fold more

[@daytopel4292]

this is the best ep yet, so many instant classic fucking moments

[@wayne2893]

I think that was the most crass transition into coinbase I've seen XD

[@dark_unicorn1445]

Recently found out who Cavetown was, and now everytime I listen to them. I just think about Nick bc I think they look alike lmao

[@permafrostlord4971]

I 100% agree with Slimes description of original content, and I think Jerma is a great example of it. Ludwig just doesn’t wanna admit it. Meta youtuber mentality

[@dr3693]

immortal technique bit is so good

[@tksilent]

liked right at the start cause i have faith in yall

[@Crimsonshiv277]

Love the stargate reference lud.

[@loganmcbride7304]

Absolutely fantastic title and thumbnail to whoever did that.

[@JustRohanNL]

yoo i love false swipe gaming, also l liked that mizkif video so much i wached it on mute when i was waching miz to give it a 100% retention rate view, gave it a comment and liked the vid, well done lud

[@SlyDeetz]

I liked this episode specifically for slime’s vegas girl impression. I laughed so hard. I would pay him to go to vegas with me and do that the whole time.

[@spilledsocks]

was the skateshop called programme in fullerton? ive been to a couple hardcore shows there, its the only skateshop that comes to mind

[@kylesearles6000]

I watched that Adam Ragusea pizza video a few days ago and it made me want to make pizzas too haha.

[@ThePolarpop]

Which video

[@makotonaegihope]

I graduated from college a year ago and I went to visit some friends at the college and I saw a giant ass yikyak billboard on the Main Street in 2021. So apparently it’s making a come back

[@eagleblaze02]

1:03:00 I feel the problem with that game is just getting through the cards and not being able to play with the same people. Oh and also I went the Ludwig route and said like 4.

[@vipers6]

Slime's valley girl character is golden. The Obama line got me so good

[@cryolumia]

Can confirm amino still exists, as I am actually employed there as a part of their intern program

[@ellliecopter]

i’m from vegas and used to work next to the tables at a casino, and so many tourists are like that holy shit.

[@theyawnster8201]

0:01 Nicks training to become the best Firebender

[@micahc2300]

slime's bit about vegas girls is just the snl character "girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party"

[@doxnotch3029]

Might've been Terrace skate shop in Fullerton. They do shows every so often.

[@nickskateandlove]

The urge I fought to not listen to this over spotify was insane Downloaded for when I’m out but I ain’t spoiling the vid this week

[@KP-iv2ry]

I do the same thing. I’ll always prefer the vods so I save the audio for when I’m driving

[@jacksheppard3629]

30 cans of coke contains roughly 1.1 kg of sugar (about 2.5lbs) the daily recommended amount is 0.024 kg this would be 45 days worth of sugar in 1 day

[@gopo9254]

I’ve done it with mountain dew before