How Many Lions Could The Gen 2 Pokémon Defeat?

In this video we continue our journey ranking each and every Pokémon based on how many lions they could realistically defeat. This episode we go through the first half of the Johto Region (Pokémon 152-200), will they fare any better than the Kanto Pokémon who came before them? Or are these Pokémon also doomed to the fate of a lions stomach?
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Music used in order:
KO Arena (Battle 4) - Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Garbage Day - LISA The Painful
Ruins at Night - Kirby Mass Attack
Orchestral Chaos - Rayman Legends
Metropolis of Fourside - Earthbound
The Vice - Mario Strikers Charged
Serene Shores (Olimar's Shipwreck Tale) - Pikmin 4
Fiesta de los Muertos - Rayman Legends
Wario City (Overworld) - Mario Super Sluggers
Bon Voyage! - A Hat in Time
Fogbeasts - Xenoblade Chronicles Future Connected
Floating Block Challenge - The SpongeBob Movie Game
Deep Bloober Sea - Mario Party 3
Blooper Beach - Mario Party 9

[@hendersonhodge4376]

This is awesome

[@ratdoodle]

:D

[@mageofchaos]

“What is grass gonna do to lions?” All the lions have severe allergies

[@evanex3972]

Jokes ou you, they have lion medecine

[@lag_man8229]

Blissey, chancey, and audino ready to do sum about that:

[@bigtam1687]

​@@evanex3972No I never thought of that! Once they read the recommended lion dosage they'll be invulnerable.

[@gerald2508]

​@@evanex3972 Jokes on you, they invent capitalism and price eachother to death.

[@Serier9959]

I can’t wait for them to get to Victini, who literally can not lose a battle (according to the Pokédex, which they are going by)

[@gerald2508]

I do not accept that entry so these fools, who took issue with Flareon, will just ignore it.

[@Inaktha]

They'll probably give it the Magcargo treatment and just ignore it. I agree with you, but I personally wouldn't use that as a deciding factor as it feels too easy. You're 100% right, but there are plenty of pokemon that solo.

[@kaja3932]

- Victini cannot lose a fight - None of the lions fight Victini - Checkmate

[@Inaktha]

@@kaja3932 It specifies anything Victini participates in. The lions may not be participating, but it doesn't matter as it's dependent on Victini. Check mate

[@Glockenspheal]

"It is said that *Trainers* with Victini always win" Uh oh...

[@Sugar3Glider]

Bayleaf has "rewarded for getting last place in Mario Party" vibes

[@zach4463]

Here me out all final stage grass pokemon have solar beam. I think one solar beam is at least 1000 lions due to stage 4 skin cancer from the beam of concentrated sun. And before you say it doesn't do that, how many parents do you see in pokemon games.

[@Mobtrapper-hq8is]

Almost all fully evolved fire types have that too

[@jeezuhskriste5759]

Many houses have adults and children in them. I assume they’re related.

[@jansonshrock2859]

animals with fur (like lions) don't get sunburn tho

[@zach4463]

@jansonshrock2859 this is just false they can still be exposed to harmful Uv rays especially on parts of there body with less fur like nose under belly and paws. The fur also doesn't block all of it.

[@Mobtrapper-hq8is]

@@zach4463 especially with female lions, having no mane, providing even less coverage not only to the neck, but to the area directly behind it as well, as the fur on a mane can divert rays as well

[@Smores_AreAwesome]

I just realized... since there are so many lions, they would have to be in pretty close quarters, so fire types just set one lion of fire, and then it spreads to all of them and the Pokemon win.

[@bacon4953]

this is literally objectively the best video series relating to the pokemon cinematic universe

[@Smores_AreAwesome]

Can't wait for Celebi who just time travels to when the lions are already dead to old age

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

It gets timed out by going past the battle time limit which they’ve set for two years. Of all the overpowered things they’re going to ignore this is one they shouldn’t because it is irrelevant

[@Serier9959]

But Celebi still does get infinite attempts at the battle and can prevent any unwanted outcomes

[@atomicq3603]

The problem is that grass is basically a catch all plant type instead of grass specifically. Even if it was grass specifically, bamboo is grass and bamboo is tough af

[@Staking_]

Lanturn getting 0 kills doesnt make sense as it is hunted by sharpedo which means that it probably lives in shallow-mid deep waters. Also, pokedex entries state that it's light can be seen from the bottom of the sea proving that it'll just flashbang all the lions and then zap them

[@gerald2508]

Given all the ultra-genius and crystal pokémon, we could build a death laser.

[@biggarffan37]

Lanturn and Chinchou live in the ocean depths, which we got from dex entries, which is why we said they're uninvolved. The difference in air pressure means that neither creature would be able to approach the other and survive.

[@gerald2508]

@@biggarffan37 The pokémon world operates on different laws, as seen with every fish.

[@zaclittlejohn2701]

​@@biggarffan37you can fish for them with a basic fishing rod, so they can't live THAT deep. And a light seen from 3 miles deep is literally more powerful than the sun.

[@lag_man8229]

@@zaclittlejohn2701*COUGH COUGH* read the Pokédex

[@lazyshortskeleton]

Pretty cool video but can someone explain the lion and the tree in the thumbnail? Is there supposed to be a Pokémon because the lion is looking for it? I’m confused, it’s just a tree.

[@biggarffan37]

Maybe there is a pokemon hiding in the tree? Idrk either tbh

[@bigtam1687]

No clue The bonsai tree was a good choice tho, looks cool.

[@lag_man8229]

You can see the Pokémon in the top left corner. It’s a ghastly hiding

[@gerald2508]

This is quite funny when you consider that Sudowoodo canonically fails to fool children. Still beats lions, for anyone wondering.

[@dragnovdetho4632]

Lol i bet all the fear kills are because of how scared cyndaquill was

[@username5155]

I can’t wait for you to get to Arceus in Gen 4 and go “He created the universe, but that doesn’t mean he can destroy lions. I think he gets like 1, maybe 2 lions on his own.” Also, a quick note that, while it is true that flying Pokémon would need to land eventually, and even if we assume levitating Pokémon stay at a fixed height and don’t have full flight powers, Pokémon like Gastly, Haunter, Weezing (but only the Galar one so you wouldn’t count it anyways), Primal Kyogre, Wishiwashi School Forme, Cursola, Eturnatus, Dondozo, and, famously, Wailord, are all lighter than air, and thusly, cannot attend the fight because they would leave the atmosphere. And while the ghosts can do ghost things, Wishiwashi can just ungroup, and Kyogre can just go back to normal, two of them are f*cking whales and are f*cking dead now.

[@lag_man8229]

It makes sense for the literal ghosts but ones like primal kyogre doesn’t make sense. I mean, I guess it doesn’t have to land but like, what’s it gonna do? Its main property is still… water. I guess he can flood the battlefield, but that’s gonna cause problems for the Pokémon, too (mainly charizard) Now that I look at it, why tf is it the water types that are lighter than air???

[@username5155]

@@lag_man8229 Well, you see, Wailord is the “Float whale” Pokémon and is very blimp shaped, some of its dex entriend mention it jumping out of the water, and one even says that it breathes water into its nostrils (that is apparently has????} in order to fill its lungs with enough water to be able to sink up to 10k feet before it needs to resurface for air due to it filling its lungs mostly with water and obviously having to breathe out to go up, and when you breathe out, you tend to want to breathe in again afterwards. So I think they just made Wailord a blimp on purpose but then just made the other whales and whale-shaped Pokémon also have the same density because math is hard and they (supposedly) can’t just base the weight of their new blue whale Pokémon off the weight of a blue whale.

[@gerald2508]

​@@lag_man8229 Groudon makes land, we can flood the lions but keep ourselves safe.

[@Bismarck-S]

The small Pokémon are just great content to watch you predict how many they'll take out. What really matters are the legendaries, cause they are the one's who're gonna make or break it.

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

There are truly some trash Pokemon in there really just taking up space. Hoppip I'm looking at you

[@lag_man8229]

My question is.. how will the legendaries fend amongst themselves? Like I’m pretty sure half of them have beef (mewtwo just being an asshole). Like, will they just put it aside for this one battle or is kyogre and groudon gon start throwing down while Arceus, palkia and dialga are tryna stop regigigas?

[@FrostyFrostySnow]

@@lag_man8229 Groudon and Kyogre throwing down would take out a good few lions

[@lag_man8229]

@@FrostyFrostySnow and Pokémon + themselves

[@Numbers-gStands]

@@lag_man8229 id bet one of them would get mildly annoyed and wipe out the lions with a single swipe of the wrist then continue fighting/everything that would die to a planet destroying attack does because a bunch of gods are fighting, inadvertently killing all the lions. or arceus would put them all in line. whatever comes first lol

[@Bismarck-S]

I don't think you guys are taking psychic attacks into account enough. Most pokemon can just summon a flame, a lightning or a strong stream of water, enough to easily kill a hundreds of lions, and most Pokémon that can fly or levitate can get off several thousand attacks. Amplify that by their attack or special attack stats, as well as special traits stated in the Pokédex and you get large numbers for basic pokemon like Arcanine or Ampharos. Also I've noticed you don't look at the stats too much. I also think the website you are on does a poor job of representing the stats, since they look like they have very few extreme values, looking at the statistical chart representing them and does not show any numbers. Consider that the normal Pikachu-esque Pokémon has around 60 in their highest stats, and then consider that Mewtwo has 154 special attack. Looking at how the games give out their stats, the power of the pokemon relative to their offensive stats does not seem to be linear, even though the values themselves are, meaning a Mewtwo isn't just 2,5x stronger than your regular old Pikachu, but more like 10'000x stronger. Also, Pokémon with high offensive stats in both Atk and SpAtk should do better than ones with just a high value in one of them. For each 20 attack stat points, a Pokémon generally is 10x stronger canonically from my own research, this of course is not everything making a pokemon stronger. Speed and bulk plays a massive role, but the raw killing power seems to scale in this way. Source: *Trust me, I did my Pokémon homework*

[@lag_man8229]

If we’re taking stats in accountability, then every lion would have their own unique stats, so some lions will counter some Pokémon with, let’s say, low melee defense or HP *cough cough shedinja*

[@bigtam1687]

I too wish psychic types was more so taken in consideration. Also you're most definitely correct! Pokemon stats do not scale linearly and if cross reverenced proves there indeed inaccurate. Though high balling Mewtwo to be 10'000x stronger than Pikachu probably isn't correct. The stark contrast between Pikachu and Mewtwos power is apparent, just not 10 thousand times difference. Probably in the 10s to 100s times, depending on the Pikachu.

[@bigtam1687]

​@@lag_man8229OH ARCEUS! i forgot about Shedinja...

[@rustdawg77]

I absolutely love how y'all are just having fun with this. Keep it up. I will admit though, it's also entertaining how over the top others take this argument

[@atomicq3603]

I’m prepared for the inevitable “he was caught by a ten year old” whenever they reach Arceus

[@pointman3672]

I truly don’t think many people have given the credit to the Pokémon side, the only way the lions ever have any chance is when it’s decided that “Pokémon moves just wouldn’t work like that in real life” so you nerf them, and give every buff possible to the lions normally 😂

[@jerryworshiper1587]

i'll make one of these on every video if you want :) chikorita: makes a scent that calms down the lions, reducing the offensive pressure on the other pokemon. bayleaf: if bayleaf's scent can fuck up the lions enough, they might all just start fighting, but if not, the aroma acts as a stimulant to restore health, so it heals allies with small bursts of scent. meganium: calms down lions and it's breath can heal plants, so it acts as a medic for the other grass types. cyndaquill: gets a few lions with the fire blast from its suprise, then it gets eaten. quilava: it can fire back shots at will, even when not suprised, radiates superheated air, and is super agile. it dodges and weaves through the lions, burning tons of them to a crisp. i say 30-60 lions. typhlosion: instantly ignites whatever it touches, can create huge smokescreens for cover, fires huge explosions at will. it gets hundreds of kills. totodile: totodile is a glass cannon. any lion he hits instantly dies, but 1 hit from a lion kills him. i give him 5 kills because he's rapid fire biting lions and instantly pulverizing whatever piece of lion flesh he bites down on. blastoise: since you edited him he gets a mention. hundreds of meters range instant kill water canons that can punch through a lion and hit several behind it with 1 shot. i give him 100 kills, he sits behind the front lines and acts as artillery. croconaw: his bite is inescapable, but he can't specifically crush anything. sadly, he has 0 kills. feraligatr: moves at blinding speed and tears a lion apart with 1 bite. it gets 20, but only by dodging past lions at extreme speeds. sentret: he looks at things and warns people. 0 kills. furret: it's fast and agile enough to distract lions and stay alive for a while, but no direct kills. ponyta: because you mentioned it, only those it trusts can touch its fire and everything else gets burned, it's hooves are 10 times harder than diamond (which isn't that strong but is decent) and it can canonically trample anything, it gets a few kills. hoothoot flies around for a while and stays alive that way, but dies in 1 hit. 0 kills. noctowl: tries to peck a lion and gets killed. 0 kills, but it flies around and survives for a while. ledyba: the dex specifically mentions it uses protect, which weakens all physical attacks for all allies by 50% for 5 turns (not that long but a while). flies around and uses protect until it runs out of PP (20 uses) for powerful support. no direct kills though. ledian: it has 4 arms, and it's punches are weak but it can punch extremely fast. i give it 1 kill but with a crazy combo that everyone is impressed by. spinarak: it can spin a web that is ultra durable and sticky, and based on it's size can likely make a web at least 10 feet in diameter. it stays back and builds a web for support, then gets a few kills by trapping and imobolising the lions so they can't do anything. i'm betting if it's so durable, another pokemon will take the 10 free kills before the lions can collectively save the negligable ammount of trapped lions. ariados: can shoot infinite amounts of sticky silk from the front and back to trap lions. it gets 50 or more trapped lions and stays behind the front lines like blastoise. then the other pokemon get all the kills. crobat can drain all of a lion's blood in seconds, but then becomes too heavy to fly and dies immediately. 1 kill. chinchou: stuns and then kills enemies by firing electricity from its 2 electrical bulbs. it gets 5-10 kills. lanturn: creates an orb of light bright enough to completely illuminate the ocean for 3 miles. calculations have been done showing the amount of energy needed for this is enough to destroy the entire observable universe. 1 billion kills. pichu: fires jolts of electricity when startled strong enough to stun an adult human. all of it's energy is focused on 1 lion, and that lion is just barely killed in time. 1 kill. cleffa: he ain't gon do shit. 0 kills. igglybuff: if it starts rolling, it never stops. it also has the same calming scent as chikorita. it gets 0 kills but provides indirect support by calming the lions so they fight less, and rolling across the battlefield to hit more lions. togepi: it only gives good luck to those it likes. it's a luck generator for the pokemon, boosting all of their luck. in pokemon, the super luck ability increases accuracy of attacks, so that's my best bet on what togepi's luck does. togetic: no kills, but it flies around to stay out of attack range and gives the other pokemon happiness boosts to bring tired pokemon back into the fight. natu: survives for a while but gets no kills. xatu: no direct kills, but it helps more offensively oriented pokemon by staying near them and telling them what's going to happen. mareep: touching it gives a painful shock, but is not fatal. 0 kills. flaffy: it stores tons of electricity in it's fur. 1 kill, but on the lion that kills it. lion cuts its throat open and then dies from the voltage. ampharos: it's tail is so bright it functions as a lighthouse. stands back behind the front lines and stuns massive ammounts of lions. and yes, it works as a light house so the light beam can be focused in one direction. belossom: summoning the sunlight is cool but not really combat relevant. 0 kills. marill: it's tail is super long and stretchy. 0 kills. azumarill: can make air bubbles. 0 kills. sudowoodo: i'm running out of ways to say "0 kills". politoed: it mind controls poliwag and poliwhirl, but gets 0 kills itself. hoppip: it gets blown around in the wind for a while, but then falls down and gets eaten. 0 kills, 1 epic flying montauge. skiploom: it finds out the exact temperature. then it dies. 0 kills. jumpluff: the cotton spores make the lions start coughing. survives for a while by floating, but dies with 0 kills. aipom: survives for a while off pure agility, but gets 0 kills. sunkern: it shakes it's leaves at the lions. 0 kills. sunflora: stands still in the sun. 0 kills. yanma: by flapping it's wings really fast, it can make shockwaves that can shatter nearby windows. it keeps dodging out of lion range and blasting them witth shockwaves, it gets a few kills. it's 360 degree vision will help it dodge the lions better when it swoops down for a shockwave attack. wooper: it's covered in a poisonous film. sadly it only causes pain and can't kill. 0 kills. quagsire: it rams into boats and rocks without noticing, so it's fairly durable. it gets 0 kills but the lions take a while to kill it. espeon: same role as zatu. it predicts the future and reads the lion's thoughts. umbreon: it sprays poisonous sweat on the lions. a few kills. murkrow: a normal ass crow. 0 kills. slowking: it's smart enough to act as a strategist. you were right though, it gets big dumb when the crown falls off. 0 kills. misdrevous: nearby fearful individuals can heal it. since this is an active war zone, the fear energy will let it tank a ton of hits. 0 kills though.

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

Misdreavus can just use her pearls to traumatize the lions and render them imobilized

[@lag_man8229]

Aaaand how do you suppose she’s gonna “traumatize” them?

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

@@lag_man8229 They induce fear

[@lag_man8229]

@@AnimationisTHEfuture that’s not gonna immobilize them. If anything it’s gonna make them run away, which isn’t killing them so it wouldn’t count as a kill

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

@@lag_man8229 Wait. You just made it better. Now Tyranitar can use Earthquake without having to run, because Misdreavus will scare them away Don't give me that "But they'll catch on!" bullshit. Smartest cat doesn't mean smart enough to know that

[@Numbers-gStands]

@@lag_man8229 wouldn’t that mean that like a lot of fire types that are mostly made out of fire would scare them away and cause a massive pileup. or like any pokemon that would be scary to a normal animal doing all their crazy magic and stuff

[@memeboi69-k3v]

I wanted to preserve my argument here because the stream I posted it on is most likely not getting a vod due to us watching Shrek the musical. Basically I said the following: furret gets at least 10 assists because it can learn iron tail with 90% of its body being tail. And there is a pokedex entry stating it is very nimble. Since then, I also remembered that furret can learn both solar beam and sunny day, so he could work as either a support firer or a melee attacker.

[@bigtam1687]

I request a bump up for my boy typhlosion! From 200 to 1000 since it doesn't really matter, and because his clever use of flame charge, cloaking itself in fire to protect itself. Thanks for the video by the way! i love the series and have been doing the dishes with these playing in the background off and on for the last few weeks.

[@lag_man8229]

It’s gonna get tiring having to constantly explode yourself

[@bigtam1687]

​@@lag_man8229 yup only a 1000. typhlosion although is best boy. is not invulnerable with infinite energy.

[@robingarcia4778]

lion scientists are called liontists

[@biggarffan37]

this is huge.

[@Bismarck-S]

Gen 4 is gonna be massive 💀

[@mooredaxon]

Most arguments about this start getting interesting in Gen 3. Then Gen 4 ends the argument

[@atleast1x3]

the bayalef 150 is a very very very extreme low ball thats like saying the sun is only as big as the all the planets in the solar sytem.

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

Slap Bayleef ontop of Cyclizar, and make Cyclizar drive past Gigantamax Gengar OR Guzzlord. Gigantamax Gengar or Guzzlord just swallows two hundred lions or some shit

[@lag_man8229]

I wonder what the lions are gonna do when they see what they’re chasing speed off to a giant mouth… def not reconsider and stop chasing them

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

@@lag_man8229 Do you know how smart Lions are? Pokemon are confirmed to be as smart as humans. Lions are as stupid as other animals

[@lag_man8229]

@@AnimationisTHEfuture humans are animals… sooo they’re as stupid as us (Don’t say humans aren’t, because technically we are, we’ve just evolved passed the point where we don’t consider ourselves as one.) And uh… no. Lions are not stupid. They’re considered the most intelligent large cat.

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

@@lag_man8229 Yes, but we're like... smart enough to have emotions, so we're smarter than lions... If a lion has an eye onto hunt something, it's not going to back away unless it's intimidated

[@lag_man8229]

@@AnimationisTHEfuture bro. Do you think emotions come from your IQ? That’s not how survival instinct, nor emotions work.

[@harthroth]

At least the lions arent freddy fazbear because if they were freddy fivebear the. The liosn would be mad and they would go ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar and go raaawr and theyd be like, theyd be like bonny the bunny and chika the kitchen and foxy the fox pirate ARRRGGG and then william affer, hes the bad guy, he would go and hed kill the kids and hed hed hed stuff them in the suit and ohhh nooo and then theyd be freddy forbearer and golder fruity

[@christianrowe992]

What tf did I just read

[@Numbers-gStands]

@@christianrowe992 peak fiction

[@enormouswilly8851]

I feel like u should do a series but for the lion’s side where u go over every single individual lion and count how many Pokémon they could kill

[@Bunkgungle]

that thumbnail converted me to team pokemon

[@biggarffan37]

and people say we're biased to the lions 🤧

[@ForbiddenHoles]

If the world’s population was compressed, then we would be smaller than a sugar cube,I don’t think 1000 sugar cubes are bigger than the sun

[@poki-qh3jj]

what do the lions do if dugtrio goes underground and spams earthquake?

[@biggarffan37]

probably dig it up

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

@@biggarffan37 My brother in christ. That's going to take like 8 weeks

[@gerald2508]

​@@biggarffan37 96.5606 kilometres underground.

[@gerald2508]

​@@AnimationisTHEfuture Far longer, it lives ~100 kilometres down.

[@Glockenspheal]

Earthquake does double damage to underground Pokémon ingames, so it's probably just going to crush itself.

[@Serier9959]

Something that really annoys me is people who say “Pokémon are too dumb to do that” then follow it up with “LION LADDERRRRR” (Also doesn’t alakazam have like 5000 IQ? That’s pretty smart if you ask me…)

[@adamm6290]

Chikorita’s leaves can cut through steel

[@bigtam1687]

(real!)

[@michaelconner9208]

This came to me in a moment of fridge brilliance: the Hoppip line can fly and use bullet seed. Basically helicopters

[@rickyichigo2683]

Btw every single water type pokemon can survive on land

[@bigtam1687]

Correct thank you.

[@lag_man8229]

Yeah we know that They all still getting clapped tho

[@rickyichigo2683]

@@lag_man8229 kyogre?

[@user-gq3ji1tj2g]

you better remember rayquaza! once you get to gen 3

[@biggarffan37]

Oh we remembered rayquaza.

[@Yaboigallade]

Gardevoir summons a black hole and just kills everything

[@Terra_]

waiting for the arceus🙏🙏

[@lag_man8229]

Probs get like 2 max

[@gupperson4721]

Another banger BigGarfFan37 video

[@bennyboy543]

Any flying pokemon that spits fire is gonna turn the large number of lions into a giant spreading wall of fire

[@bigtam1687]

But millions before they have to land? That is the question.

[@bennyboy543]

@@bigtam1687 not my point all they need to do is light enough on fire that it creates an all engulfing inferno, im imagining that a billion lions would takes lots of space so they would all have to be jammed pretty close together so it wouldnt take too much to start the fire that gets out of hand by using the lions as fuel

[@Dark__Aspect]

I love how generous y’all are but it still isn’t even close

[@jamesbao1111]

just wait until arceus

[@gerald2508]

Generosity is giving more than necessary, typically at cost to yourself, they are not generous.

[@ponkothedestroyerofworlds6226]

i love how victini

[@atleast1x3]

Generous ? do you know how to power scale macargo hotter than THE SUN, mewtwo can you know just summon an earthquake a real earthquake of magnitude 10, gyaradose is multi large city level and magicarp has not compensated.

[@bigtam1687]

​@@ponkothedestroyerofworlds6226real one sited!

[@determinedhelicopter2948]

Grass hurts lions because trees count as part of the grass type and a tree falling on a lion would definitely hurt it

[@Sugar3Glider]

7:12 Lion wants to learn Husbandry. What move should Lion forget?

[@bigtam1687]

Roar: confirm!

[@Sugar3Glider]

You're going to need to redo this series where you start maximizing their movelists. I thought the lions were gonna win, yeah, but I don't think you're giving the Pokemon a chance XD Don't judge a book by its cover and all that.

[@bigtam1687]

I doubt they're going to so I've been theorycrafting that for quite some time. I still have no clue on how to non-biasedly pick their movesets.

[@lag_man8229]

Then let the lions have a moveset too

[@bigtam1687]

​@@lag_man8229good point. Scratch. Tackle. Bite. Roar. Idk.

[@lag_man8229]

@@bigtam1687 for the shits and giggles, give them all judgement

[@Numbers-gStands]

@@bigtam1687 id have to be a special normal type bite because pokemon bite is normal and dark and lions dont have dark because their lions

[@michaelconner9208]

I think you're lowballing the totodile line. Crocs/gators regularly merc Lions and most pokemon are essentially animals on steroids with elemental powers

[@ethanbarker5530]

Before they say something like "this girl could hug a macargo and be fine thus macargo isnt that hot" i want to point out that Jessie and James get launched into the atmosphere every episode and are fine, ash can hold a cosmog like its nothing ect ect, Pokemon Anime humans are simply built different and thus macargo is indeed that hot

[@medichampion328]

I hear that Orchestral Chaos music from Rayman Legends in the background early on! God, the 8-bit version of that was horrible...

[@biggarffan37]

Love that game so much, tried to sneak a couple songs from it in there lol

[@lag_man8229]

@@biggarffan37viva pinata

[@daanverbree5693]

At the end of infinity war thanos snapped his fingers and half of all life dissapeared even though they tried to take away his gauntlet. Therefore slowking should get half a billions kills

[@paulthemailman9915]

That one lion is so screwed. Idk about the rest of them tho

[@gerald2508]

KZbin has annihilated my reply but left a number in its place, I cannot see it and I cannot delete it, I blame gerf for this.

[@digieykid6096]

Don’t know about Umbreon’s “mysterious power” but it does swet poison and it’s very durable so it’s going to take a few lions to eat through it and any lion that eats it is going to be poisoned.

[@lag_man8229]

Unless it can force itself to sweat, it’s not getting that buff

[@digieykid6096]

@@lag_man8229 You think a hoard of lions isn’t going to make it start sweating out of fear?

[@lag_man8229]

@@digieykid6096 name one time in the anime where a Pokémon was genuinely sweating from fear

[@digieykid6096]

@@lag_man8229 How would we see the sweat under the fur?

[@digieykid6096]

@@lag_man8229 Also having the Pokémon sweet just seems like an unnecessary detail for the animators to add, and Pokémon battles aren’t to the death like this is.

[@huntersmith1943]

Umbreon also has poisonous sweat

[@fimbiecraft6105]

If black holes means that the Pokémon win then gardevoir wins it all because they can make small black holes at will

[@Sugar3Glider]

16:41 somewhere someone's ear twitches Can you guess who?

[@bigtam1687]

ˢᵐᵃˢʰ~

[@gameyfirebro9645]

Nah Azumarill sweeps hard. 5000 lions.

[@bremalerage5935]

Why do they give the 2nd evolution like Bayleef higher kills then meganuim

[@ferdidu3022]

You just keep messing with my water type starter boys uh

[@Torquedbattlespec]

Um akshually blastoise should have 8 kills as it can use its water cannons as jets to koopa shell around and smash into lions

[@bigtam1687]

Simple. +1 for the joke.

[@biggarffan37]

You’re never gonna believe what happens in the next part…

[@jansonshrock2859]

Guys in the comments, they REALLY think that the lions will win overall that's why they have to fudge the numbers in favor of the lions in these lists. Forget the fact that we see multiple examples of even the weakest of the pokemon on these lists KNOCKING OUT beasts not only the same size and strength of the lions but also with elemental powers to boot. So obviously if the weak ones can knock out a more powerful lion in battle multiple times, it can at least kill a few lions. "taking this to the real world" means that when you see chikorita's tackle knock down a 1000- pound pokemon then that's the amount of force their tackle has in the real world.

[@lucasgruber9108]

if you come to the part where the pokemon could mega evolve or gigadynamax would you include this?

[@lag_man8229]

They can not I’m pretty sure they need a trainer to do that, and even if they did half of them are either in immense pain or just go complete psycho

[@lag_man8229]

(The mega evolutions)

[@gerald2508]

Mega evolution as presented would not be possible but that is no issue as every pokémon can dyna/giganta-max.

[@Battle_For_Somthing_Plus]

lions are allergic to grass

[@vantablack7512]

Is Aslan a lion or a pokemon?

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

This seems like the correct place to complain about Jhoto Pokémon. The best Gen two Pokémon are all found in the post game which isn’t even in Jhoto it’s Kanto from Gen one. Houndoom is a Kanto Pokémon. You just didn’t see it Gen one because no one looked outside at night or whatever. Jhoto sucks and I must complain

[@lucusjadryev4942]

Total dial coul bite The neck of a lion

[@atleast1x3]

to answer the question lugia solos. But seriously i am willing to bet typloshion solos.

[@gamergoldie]

slowking has a shelder on its head, so whatever shelder got slowking and slowbro should get.

[@Glockenspheal]

Another day, another Pokémon massacre.

[@gerald2508]

Correct, I do find it interesting how massacres are named after those who committed them rather than those they were committed upon.

[@eliad1014]

But a billion is a lot

[@gerald2508]

It really is not, humanity could defeat them.

[@Usedcows]

As a fan of Pokemon, some of you guys think that a lot of them are way too strong. Also lions win due to Pokemon not existing :P

[@gerald2508]

You have it backwards and I worry for your sanity. It is okay and even good to get immersed in your fictions but it is important that you are able to understand reality. Your obsession with these 'lions' has gone too far and I strongly recommend that you seek psychological help.

[@Usedcows]

@@gerald2508 wha-

[@gerald2508]

@@Usedcows Calm down, take a seat, and steady yourself. I know not how far you were gone but I sincerely hope that you can make it back to reality.

[@Dedinho910]

Its this nitgh🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Yaboigallade]

All these mfs dying in gen 4 frfr

[@fercainlowpmit3741]

You know what? I think you guys are still wrong about the Lions vs. blastoise. According to an AI blastoise totally take down 10 Detroit Lions fans. Oh wait, the question was about actual lions? yeah, anything more than 2 generous. 😂

[@gerald2508]

Each Detroit Lions fan can kill 10¹² lions, you might be able to do the math.

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

Blastoise used Rapid Spin! Lions can't get on Blastoise. Lions get tired. Blastoise shoots metal-piercing water while using Rapid Spin!

[@theradiantdehd3997]

Blastoise’s cannons can melt through steel with ease. He’s walking around with massive water cutters on his back. Plus he he can fire them while in his shell spinning. Blastoise got royally shafted.

[@gerald2508]

This guy is a troll, stop responding seriously.

[@Glockenspheal]

Lions aren't steel, I think think 4 is too much and I'm being generous.