How Many Of You Make This Mistake On Christmas? | Etta May

[@suebigger5097]

I love this woman!! She nails all the marriage and kid stuff right on target! Hope we keep getting new stuff. Would love to see her in person 🥰

[@Diamondz_and_Katz]

I was lucky enough to see her in person. She is hilarious!

[@suebigger5097]

@@Diamondz_and_Katz lucky you, I keep hoping she’ll be close enough I can see her!!

[@samanthadeem6677]

My husband and I will be seeing her in April. I'm so excited!

[@KarenS-xe8om]

That was great advice, especially backing up a boat trailer 😂😂😂

[@Lacey_Face]

My husbands knew up front. DON'T TOUCH MY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, EVER! DON'T EVER GET ME A THONG, EVER!!

[@kellirush8395]

How do you keep a straight face when you are sharing your life experiences?! 😂😂😂 You are a hoot lady!!!!

[@survivrs]

Oh God, she got me on the "backing up the boat trailer". Before we were engaged, my boyfriend had an older car with a manual transmission. Having grown up on a farm, driving tractors as well as a dirt bike, I knew a few things about a clutch and shifting gears, but not when it came to cars. He took me to a big open place one day, and I learned to drive a stick in about an hour. On one Saturday we went shopping. He bought a truck with a stick and I bought a car with a stick. Before we were married, he had purchased a large Johnboat. We had gone to a massive lake to fish. The boat ramp had 2 concrete lanes separated by a median and it was about 150 feet long. I volunteered to back the trailer down to the water so he could load the boat. I never hit the median or outside curb on the way down. While I was backing it, there was another guy waiting for his trailer to be backed down. When he saw me (a woman) backing that trailer in a textbook fashion, the guy asked my fiancee if he could pay me to back his trailer down. We assume he was joking. My only fear was releasing the parking brake while easing out the clutch and not putting us in the lake, but it went fine. The advantage of being a farm kid is learning how to back things up, and when you learn by the age of 12, you're good at it. I was driving tractors at 11. I didn't have any brothers, but I didn't care, I loved it.

[@tammyrenee64]

Ahhh ain't nothing like waking up to Etta May 🤣🫶✌️

[@shirleyz7400]

OMG! That was hilarious! 👍👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣💚

[@gram2977]

So true Etta May….my husband is allowed to get the Christmas decorations out of the attic and then return them to the attic after the holidays…..that’s it! Thanks for the laughs, you are always hilarious……a great way to start my day. 😊

[@lindaburgess5866]

I adore Etta Mae!! She makes a day gone wrong into Sunshine! Can't live without her.

[@LisaMerideth-i8t]

Got me with the panty of the month club. She’s so fun😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimberlygolden5795]

My husband wouldn’t help decorate except he would tell me where to put the ornaments while he sat laid back in his recliner. Lol And he didn’t care for the sexy underwear. He thought white undies was sexy. Lol It didn’t take much for him to get excited. I love and miss him so much. 30+ years with him and he got purtier the older he got and I got more wrinkled. 😂

[@cathmcfarlane-noble2087]

Words cannot describe how fantastic this set of comedy is. Laughing so hard I couldn’t talk. Etta May you are brilliant. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@pamelaz.7659]

The Thong. The best of the best. Keep up the good work, and keep um coming.

[@marlenefolta6912]

Etta May you surely a hoot! Love your comedy, you make our day🤪

[@PatriciaCamp-te8om]

Way to start my day 😂😂❤ would love to see you in person 💖 thanks for the laughs 😂😂

[@kellirush8395]

I can totally relate to decorating the Christmas tree. One year, I went shopping and when I got home he had put the tree together and decorated it. Oh lordy 🙄 my daughter and I had to take the whole thing apart. He had the bottom of the tree in the middle and the middle on the bottom. How could he not see the difference? I looked at him and said, "I told you don't touch the tree!" My daughter and I spent 3 hours straightening it out. I spent 3 days pissed off.

[@rosebailey3537]

I just love u so much!! Never stop woman!!❤

[@kelleeking5340]

Omg this is so rigth ha ha funny you need to be doing this for real not just this when you coming down under for a trip you are gold love your show need to be on TV and radio.

[@tamaragonzalez2227]

Really enjoy this woman's humor. She is great.

[@francesbacon7825]

Oh that is so true!

[@ingridlemming6019]

Etta May is the greatest comedian I have listened to in a long time. She can cheer me up when I'm down . Thank you Etta May.

[@sukibeckham8368]

Ettamay please don't ever change you are perfect just the way you are my friend 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@draghonblademorrow946]

Truly the Queen of Comedy.

[@jeannemoreland7466]

I needed that laugh!

[@rebeccarothfuss-ym3gs]

Love you Etta May. ❤❤❤❤❤

[@kathyrobertson4493]

She nailed it!

[@alainfortin7087]

Thank you Ms. Etta May, you always make me happy! ❤❤❤ Grace from Canada

[@gloryakiepper7918]

Great qat to start my week. Love this woman.😊

[@teresapeevey970]

Victory's Secrets without the secrets. ❤😂❤😂❤

[@jeannebotes9547]

Priceless! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@donnameyer9424]

Love you Etta!!!!❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤😂😂❤❤❤

[@cathydobson2266]

She’s spot on

[@jenwright6969]

I absolutely love you! Sooo funny! I would love to help you decorate your Christmas tree!! That sounds like my kinda Christmas! 😂 eggnog and all!!

[@MoonStar-fq6oy]

Oh Etta May😂😂😂😂😂✌️❤️

[@tammywooster6862]

Boat trailer amen!!!

[@shirleywalker9629]

im watching from the UK find her so funny, love her accent.

[@triciaostrander916]

I love you, lady!!😂😅😅😂😂

[@moniquebrown1678]

Peed my pants laughing

[@christicrenshaw2772]

My ex and I bought this beautiful tree from the habitat.We started to decorate it and he saids I wish you would stop moving it. I said I am not moving it. You are. Finally I stepped back and busted out laughing. It was a revolving tree. I guess he accidentally turned it on not realizing it. We didnt pay attention because wven rhe oeople at rhe habitat knew

[@DianeOliver-cu3kj]

The part about decorating the Christmas Tree with your husband is so true cause my Husband & I have gotten in an argument every year that he has tried to help me decorate the Christmas Tree, LOL, but it’s My Fault cause I’m a perfectionist that does not want ornaments that are The Same or Balls the Same Color beside or too close to each other. I can’t stand it & have to move them. So he puts the Tree Up ( together cause it’s artificial but looks real ) & shapes it up from being in cramped box 11 months & then I decorate it. Now we have two trees, well actually three but one is just a little one, so I’ve got to get busy. LOL

[@jackiesanders1561]

SCREAMING!!!!!!! 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@GeorgeneBoyd-ei3dy]

Oh dear Lord so funny!

[@PatienceSnyder-l2t]

You are so funny thank you keep on calling

[@angelaperrin5909]

Haha i will never wallpaper,paint or reno with a man again. Oh,or build a fence!!

[@suzannewinterrowd6321]

Oh my God she does

[@bethlindow6835]

My poor daughter trying to sleep but when I listen to Extra May ,I can't help laughing.sorry hon,but boy is she funny.

[@ritaspencer7286]

She is so funny 😂

[@judilynnhingson5897]

Yes❤

[@annaruderman1962]

So funny LOL ❤😊

[@donmunro144]

She needs to do a tour with Larry the cable guy.

[@Aurora3242]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰👍

[@terrywilliams7825]

You can be too funny😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊

[@kckgirl78]

😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽

[@donotneed2250]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@kimkimba1131]

We use a fake tree. I put the tree together and put the lights on...He decorates it. ... I had to back up the boat because he kept hitting the fence.

[@debra3375]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@krisindaboyce2747]

😂😂😂❤

[@Hearttoheartless]

Lol lol

[@johnnymac1580]

Not bad ⚡️

[@hunt48422]

😂🤣😂💕

[@kimberlyfinch6055]

Any trailer for that matter L👀k its just better that way 🤔

[@Amy-yp8mr]

😂😂😂

[@SouthernGeorgyGirl]

😂😂😂