When Your Son Runs With The Wrong Crowd | Etta May

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@carolynn7259
@carolynn7259 Жыл бұрын
🤣😭🤣😭 dadgum you Etta May!!! Haven't laughed, cried, snorted and hurt so hard all together in a very LOOOONG time! You are one very, very gifted Lady! Keep 'em comin'
@DoreenBellDotan
@DoreenBellDotan Жыл бұрын
agreed
@ritatharp5238
@ritatharp5238 11 ай бұрын
"Tackle box" name was just to funny
@kimleone5496
@kimleone5496 Жыл бұрын
She is absolutely hilarious... I can relate to her
@ettamaycomedy
@ettamaycomedy Жыл бұрын
Hey Kim I’m so sorry you can relate to me. 😂Sister where did we go worry in our lives!😂🥰
@Leskeepingitreal
@Leskeepingitreal Жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love that did it hurt coming out 😂😂😂
@joyh2224
@joyh2224 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when she said, "Did I miss it? Is ELMER FUDD STUD NOW? TackleBox....CAUSE THE GIRLS THINK IS SEXY? 😂😂😂
@oksalbright
@oksalbright Жыл бұрын
I got my tongue pierced in about 2000, and about day 2, I thought I heard thunder and asked my husband if that was thunder, but because my tongue was swollen, it came out Dunder. He said what? After repeating myself 2x, I got angry because it hurt to talk and yelled, Dunder Dunder, you know, boom boom boom! We just looked at each other and busted out laughing. To this day, if I hear thunder, I ask him if that was Dunder. 🤣🤣🤣
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 Жыл бұрын
But it WAS dunder! It was your conscience daying 'Darn! You doodn't have dierced you dongue!"
@sagbrady8414
@sagbrady8414 10 ай бұрын
My senior on Easter vacation took the bus from Bayonne NJ to downtown Manhattan with her brain dead girlfriend to get her tongue pierced....a week later as I was pulling in driveway she opened the front door & yelled " daddy got a call at school"...this school was an all girls catholic school run by nuns....when I walked in I asked why & she showed me that tongue...at which point I held out my hand & asked for the ring & thru it down the sink...the next day I went to work & told the story....friends wanted to know why I didn't notice her not talking...I told them I did but just thought she had an attitude problem...about a month later I need a plumber & when he removed the pipe under the sink he found the ring at which point my daughter asked for it back..
@magnificentmuttley154
@magnificentmuttley154 10 ай бұрын
@@sagbrady8414 💜 Thank you for contributing your story. Did you give the ring back? I was around when anyone piercing their nose or a man putting a ring in his ear was unusual. And NO ONE had full-arm tattoos or full-body tattoos. If I hadve come home with a full-arm tattoo, my Dad wouldve disowned me A pierced tongue is bad enough. Now theyll tattoo the sclera of your eyeball (the white skin of your eye) I can understand peer pressure, wanting to be cool, or just making the statement that its your body & you can disappoint your parents if you want. But some of these people take tattoos & piercings to a satanic extreme thats way beyond that
@janetgiddings5538
@janetgiddings5538 Жыл бұрын
Love your humor! 😂 You are so quick, and do lots of unexpected things! 🤣 Thank you❣️
@ettamaycomedy
@ettamaycomedy Жыл бұрын
Thanks Janet and thanks for following me. More to come.🥰
@oksalbright
@oksalbright Жыл бұрын
​@ettamaycomedy hope you come to Oklahoma City. You remind me of my Aunt Juanita. 🥰
@deborahfisher7284
@deborahfisher7284 5 ай бұрын
❤​❤❤❤❤ funny funny😂😂😂😂
@vickiecrisenberry2717
@vickiecrisenberry2717 3 ай бұрын
I Love listening to her. Just good clean humor. Keep it coming
@barbarafollows
@barbarafollows Жыл бұрын
It’s those ear stretchers I hate! Just found you Etta May, hilarious, love it! Love from England XX
@mightymikethebear
@mightymikethebear Жыл бұрын
Plastic surgeons love people who get ear hoops. Reconstructive surgery is expensive.
@debragoforth1372
@debragoforth1372 Жыл бұрын
Oh those ear hoops scare me... although I would just love to see them with their baby, because hair and interesting looking things within reach are gonna get yanked at... Also if you get into a fight that would be the first thing I'd do!!! Now my 2 daughters got into a fight, and the younger one grabbed a hold of the earing and pulled straight down. That sucker ripped her ear all the way through.!!! I guess I should mention getting an ear cuff that wraps around the back and ends up right where the earring would be. I'd be willing to bet that the person who designed them had a similar issue.
@donotneed2250
@donotneed2250 8 ай бұрын
Stopped in a truckstop one day a few years ago and there was a couple of idiots with them in their lips.🤦🏽‍♂️ Didn't want to know what else they had pierced...
@richdelorenzo8071
@richdelorenzo8071 Жыл бұрын
A breath of fresh air....real...😂😂😂😂😂
@shirleyz7400
@shirleyz7400 Жыл бұрын
That’s hilarious! 🤣🤣👍💚
@ettamaycomedy
@ettamaycomedy Жыл бұрын
Thanks Shirley!❤
@jedimando9258
@jedimando9258 Жыл бұрын
I can relate to the tongue piercing, I've never had it but I had a friend that did and boy did I love hearing him speak "Yesh I got dish piershed at the tat-too parlor" 😂😂😂 spent almost $100 to talk like daffy duck the rest of his life
@JC-tp5lz
@JC-tp5lz Жыл бұрын
And what a small price to pay to sound like a dumb duck! 😂🦆
@savedbygrace463
@savedbygrace463 11 ай бұрын
"The rest of his life"? I've interacted with people with a tongue piercing and they sounded perfectly fine. I think your friend may have something else going on.
@darcy5761
@darcy5761 10 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@jedimando9258
@jedimando9258 10 ай бұрын
@@savedbygrace463 I should probably explain more. During that time frame when you have to keep the piercing in so it doesn't reclose it either kept falling out or he was told by his parents and teachers to take it out. So he quintessentially got his tongue peirce repeatedly for idk how long, you'd think after a bit he'd just stop but nope he kept doing it
@KathyGriffith-hy6fv
@KathyGriffith-hy6fv 8 ай бұрын
​@@savedbygrace463😊
@sharyldutter9694
@sharyldutter9694 Жыл бұрын
LOL, Momma's ARE scary!!! My Momma had me convinced that she would FLIET any tattoos off my body that I decided to get! I believed her! I got my first tattoo at 50 shortly after she passed away 🤣
@mightymikethebear
@mightymikethebear Жыл бұрын
You waited until you were 50 to get your first tattoo? OK
@sharyldutter9694
@sharyldutter9694 Жыл бұрын
@@mightymikethebear oh hell's yeah! I believed her. 🙀🤣
@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756
@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756 Жыл бұрын
That’s funny😂
@sharyldutter9694
@sharyldutter9694 Жыл бұрын
@@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756 💕😻💕
@olafelsberry420
@olafelsberry420 Жыл бұрын
Etta May is hilarious.
@LuckyMommy0710
@LuckyMommy0710 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love her! Every video I see I absolutely laugh and laugh! Maybe I’ll get to see her live one day!
@Rosasplaying53
@Rosasplaying53 Жыл бұрын
Love it... First time for me. Hadn't laugh so hard in a long time..thank you .
@KathyLemkau
@KathyLemkau 2 ай бұрын
Etta May you are sooo funny. Good work!!!
@evelyngonzalez8028
@evelyngonzalez8028 Жыл бұрын
New to your channel😊 Love all the laughs, tears and stomach cramps. You are too hilarious ❤ Thank you for sharing your beautiful talent. 🙏🥰
@mmartha7762
@mmartha7762 Жыл бұрын
You and Sr. Mary Pat! I could watch you all day!
@GeorgeneBoyd-ei3dy
@GeorgeneBoyd-ei3dy Жыл бұрын
Omg you are GREAT!
@linmonash1244
@linmonash1244 Жыл бұрын
and you'll think of ME BOYS! 🤣
@carbine5378
@carbine5378 Жыл бұрын
I love Etta May🇦🇺🦘
@Squirrelymama222
@Squirrelymama222 Ай бұрын
The Elmer Fudd part got me1🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💜🐿️💜🙏✝️🇺🇲
@rickyparrish8310
@rickyparrish8310 Жыл бұрын
I just ran across your KZbin videos and they're so funny I've shared them with a few friends and it was hard to stop laughing 😂😂😂❤ya
@mightymikethebear
@mightymikethebear Жыл бұрын
Love ya, Etta. Speak the truth!
@ku4uv
@ku4uv Жыл бұрын
I love you Etta May!
@71bxboy
@71bxboy Жыл бұрын
She is hilarious
@robylove9190
@robylove9190 10 ай бұрын
Love you, Etta May. You're my shero!
@CreativeWarrior-
@CreativeWarrior- Жыл бұрын
We love you dear!
@nancy6160
@nancy6160 Жыл бұрын
Great set!😂
@patricialloyd866
@patricialloyd866 Жыл бұрын
she's hilariously funny 😭
@sargefreedom1578
@sargefreedom1578 Жыл бұрын
What a hoot!!😂
@jerseygal4645
@jerseygal4645 4 ай бұрын
Love her!!
@nikilandella6136
@nikilandella6136 Жыл бұрын
Cudda guurls tinka tekti 😂😂
@darcy5761
@darcy5761 10 ай бұрын
Not saying it's 100%,but every person I've come across with a pierced tongue sounds like that! Heard it's pretty painful to have done too.
@juliegranzow8450
@juliegranzow8450 10 ай бұрын
Love "Tackle box"! I use that word now lol Most Appropriate! 👍❤️
@WvlfDarkfire
@WvlfDarkfire Жыл бұрын
Lmao totally thinking about her in bed. Damn it! Lmao 🤣 😂
@kimberlyfinch6055
@kimberlyfinch6055 Жыл бұрын
Lol to each is own ❤ gotta love it 😊
@donnaleeah5075
@donnaleeah5075 Жыл бұрын
Lolol im going to ask my GD to get something put of fridge and immediately say "No dont hon. I have so many magnets holding pictures! I don't want to put them up again." Just to see how long Itll take her. Lololol😂😂
@Caramelle58
@Caramelle58 10 ай бұрын
Love it !!
@hcklberypinkbrownies5170
@hcklberypinkbrownies5170 Жыл бұрын
I dated a guy that my Dad called 'Tackle Box Boy' !!!!
@brianmcgill7314
@brianmcgill7314 Ай бұрын
Oh so you know Etta’s son😂❤
@Cathy7167
@Cathy7167 7 ай бұрын
Tackle box. 😂
@thecoolgrandma7208
@thecoolgrandma7208 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I'm a mean momma too. When my daughter got her 1st tattoo on her upper thigh I noticed it peeking out from from the bottom of her shorts and asked what's that, come here. Dumb girl came closer and asks What?! *Smack* That. 😂😂😂 her tattoo was still kinda new so it really hurt when I slapped it. 😒 But my daughter, has no learning curve. SMH ... Rinse repeat, a year later when she got a tattoo on the other thigh....*smack* 😂😂😂
@marydeyoung7501
@marydeyoung7501 Жыл бұрын
I've seen pictures of people with so many piercings that I wonder how they'll ever get through security at an airport.
@sharonc8632
@sharonc8632 2 ай бұрын
Attack by a nail gun 😂
@randycarrier3401
@randycarrier3401 7 ай бұрын
What a hoot 😁
@breebarry4422
@breebarry4422 Жыл бұрын
Girrlll 😂😂😂😂
@TammyMiley-wc9vr
@TammyMiley-wc9vr Жыл бұрын
Has she been watching my house?
@jimmyowen3977
@jimmyowen3977 Жыл бұрын
A friend of mine went home and his 15 came in the house and he saw that he had pierced his ear. He told him to come over so that he could see it better. Yep. He jerked it out and told his son don't ever come home again as long as he lives in his house with any piercing or tattoos. Another friends son came home with a tattoo and he said that the artist told him to keep it clean. He grab his son and took him out to his work shed and used a wire brush to clean it off for him. He also told him if you ever get another that he would clean it for him again. 30 years later he never got another tattoo
@becky2235
@becky2235 11 ай бұрын
Great he could have got blood poisoning what a tool father he will wonder why hes alone when hes old
@jobotmang
@jobotmang Жыл бұрын
attacked by a nail gun
@lorettamylius454
@lorettamylius454 Жыл бұрын
Who's the band, please? ❤
@angelasieg5099
@angelasieg5099 Жыл бұрын
My sister likes to pretend she didn't pierce her tongue at 16. She has a metal sensitivity to metals like I do. It got massively infected and it had to come out. Smack my forehead 🙄
@happyinparis
@happyinparis Жыл бұрын
Some people look like pin cushions.
@vickireid9581
@vickireid9581 Ай бұрын
You really talk like that from the swelling after the piercing lol
@hunt48422
@hunt48422 4 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂💕
@krisindaboyce2747
@krisindaboyce2747 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@annedean60
@annedean60 Жыл бұрын
😅❣️
@edierice5233
@edierice5233 Жыл бұрын
😂
@cactusblob1688
@cactusblob1688 Жыл бұрын
If her husband dies, I'm available....... !
@robertdees2150
@robertdees2150 Жыл бұрын
Yrs ago i saw a man with two tongue piercings a small one in the front and a large one at the back. Use your imagination.
@coreydesrosier315
@coreydesrosier315 5 ай бұрын
Priper patenting
@andygertz8740
@andygertz8740 Жыл бұрын
NEVER BEEN, TATTED OR PIERCED!!!🎉 THANK GOD!!!. 😮❤ PARENTING, FROM BACK IN THE DAY!!!.WHEN SPANKING, WAS ALLOWED, WHEN TV, WAS FREE!!!.😮❤😂😊 ONLY, 1 TV, IN THE HOUSE!!. ❤ ATLEAST, THAT IS WHAT MY MOMMA SAID!!!.😅😊❤😂🎉
@maureenbourassa5063
@maureenbourassa5063 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. I remember back in the day.
@eldonhoward7925
@eldonhoward7925 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
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