William is great he just gives off the personality of "I'm just happy to be here"
@R4ngeR4pidz5 жыл бұрын
so he's like a labrador
@0rluh5 жыл бұрын
Thijs Bruineman adorable, smart, happy, and when he fucks up it’s still cute!
@guildofglynn57985 жыл бұрын
saxon reid well... he lost everything soooo....
@vohge4 жыл бұрын
Yeah his house burned down but i get what you mean....
@mysteretsym4 жыл бұрын
flexdot zip What does that change
@MCVengeance5 жыл бұрын
The analogies are giving me ptsd flashbacks to elementary school William is the man we read about in math class
@MemeLrd-dv2lo5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@bbblastxr5 жыл бұрын
More like mark cause he got a shit ton of lemons lol
@bryank55235 жыл бұрын
"William and Mark need to generate 300mW of power, use the given variables to calculate how many lemons william and mark need to do this" this question is worth 25% of the paper.
@freeofkings5 жыл бұрын
"Let's say you have ten thousand lemons."
@A.Undead.14 жыл бұрын
Elemontry school
@BratcherLev6 жыл бұрын
$800 worth of materials in the back of WIlliam's car doubles its value.
@Jarjarvideos6 жыл бұрын
KZbinr fits 1,000 lemons into a single lemon
@tristancrocker35386 жыл бұрын
The values of gas in his car douvoes the value of his car
@Xshunin6 жыл бұрын
The materials are worth more than the car itself
@kardborrenk27046 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think one lemon quadruples the value of my car
@vincentrobinette15075 жыл бұрын
$1,500 US. Don't forget the $700 US in copper!
@dudus65662 жыл бұрын
it's like his brain resets every 15 minutes
@libertyprime7911 Жыл бұрын
12:33 "So, uh, what are we doing?" "Science!"
@oofbruh2607 Жыл бұрын
mine pretty much does and now that you mention it i think youre right
@sentientplant9658 Жыл бұрын
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed." But truly, this is all of us at any given point lol
@iyiolaademola8456 Жыл бұрын
Understandable comment
@VoltisArt Жыл бұрын
So all these years it's just been a dead CMOS battery. That probably explains a lot.
@tannershackelford275 жыл бұрын
I like this it's very clear that he understands many things about electricity but he has a hard time putting it into words
@guy25744 жыл бұрын
He went to college for electrical/mechanical engineering
@badassmastermax4 жыл бұрын
@@guy2574 tan s' statement still stands?
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87214 жыл бұрын
I'm exactly that kind of person. Smart but dumb.
@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын
@@guy2574 he can probably solve most of his problems with planning but he's to lazy to do that and than he deals with those consequences, he is a strange person
@meatus35753 жыл бұрын
you just describes him perfectly and i dig it
@gamergrill96295 жыл бұрын
I finally found the guy in the math questions
@kingofcats85614 жыл бұрын
Block Builder, Gina needs to buy 500.6557 lemons, 1 lemon cost $00.75. She has 1000 bucks, what does she have after buying the lemons. Answer: Mental illness :)
@ascendeddt32634 жыл бұрын
Omg yes lol
@florianix82724 жыл бұрын
@@kingofcats8561 A lemon battery
@daboiyttheslowupdater32934 жыл бұрын
Block Builder HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice golden shit here. 1000/10 shit points
@ced-forgot-name4 жыл бұрын
Give us wisdome
@charlierw1236 жыл бұрын
Plot of every William Osman Episode: "We made someone an unreasonable promise." "We have no time left." "I don't know how this is going to work." "Holy Shit we got it to work." Keep it up William.
@AsymptoteInverse6 жыл бұрын
He's like the engineering version of Roadkill.
@josharntt6 жыл бұрын
Except without saying shit, don't want none of that demonetization
@RubyIsBored6 жыл бұрын
this is a family friendly channel please edit your profane comment
@_AniWatch5 жыл бұрын
@@RubyIsBored I hope you are joking
@RubyIsBored5 жыл бұрын
@@_AniWatch yeah i was fucking joking, holy shit dude
@aron10894 жыл бұрын
Cameraman John wanted a quarter so William gave him four. What a wholesome family
@Unknown_Ooh3 жыл бұрын
That's a whole three extra pieces
@Arcticx3695 жыл бұрын
Mark Rober: *detailed explanation that makes sense* William: so... imagine that there is a bag of cats... and there is a man shoving more cats in the bag...
@jamiechen97054 жыл бұрын
Arcticx369 mmm
@scootersports70424 жыл бұрын
1k like
@idonthaveausername74874 жыл бұрын
No, it has to be a small man
@dualrotorhelicopter4 жыл бұрын
Compressed cats.
@wildwyatxbox4 жыл бұрын
@@idonthaveausername7487 The gremlin
@cakeharshly5 жыл бұрын
There's not enough comments talking about camerman John and his antics.
@OncleClara2 ай бұрын
Camera man John’s antics make me so happy
@toenibbler59826 жыл бұрын
"What's a resistor" A sad William "oh nooo"
@THINKER434 жыл бұрын
Read stuff about Ohms law
@clairetakeuchi41234 жыл бұрын
Muntazir aight but u don’t need to be that rude
@2kill5554 жыл бұрын
Muntazir bruh
@chaingigan75454 жыл бұрын
Over one thousand dollars later and they swiveled a juicer a little *This is the best thing I’ve seen in years*
@imstupidbut2 жыл бұрын
you spoiled the video
@cubecubecubed36022 жыл бұрын
@@imstupidbut don't read the comments until you watch the video
@aeolus31452 жыл бұрын
@@cubecubecubed3602 He’s too smart lol
@Dakblake6 жыл бұрын
I have to say William is the nicest most down to Earth, smartest, and coolest dude you will ever meet! It was great to see you at vidcon ma dude!
@Stereosandotherfun6 жыл бұрын
I bet William's as smart as any good engineer, but this video doesn't exactly make him look like Shahriar from The Signal Path
@Trelior4 жыл бұрын
@@Stereosandotherfun He's a wild card in that he's either the smartest idiot, or the dumbest smart person. Depends on who he's with. He's one around Mark, and the other around Michael and Ian. Which is he with whom? Yes.
@rabbiit81924 жыл бұрын
hi
@positivesquad3 жыл бұрын
@@Trelior It does not really matter because the point of his videos is not to show how smart he is. He is just making entertaining funny videos. And he is really good at that.
@benji10bag423 жыл бұрын
How much he paying you?
@cjrberens14044 жыл бұрын
Watching William explain simple circuitry to a nasa engineer at one in the morning makes my day.
@Cabbagehater212 жыл бұрын
Didn’t William work at nasa too?
@traditionalnative Жыл бұрын
@Cameron Tupper Uh ... You need to do a bit more research, as he very much /did/ work at NASA for years, he's a literal NASA engineer my guy
@traditionalnative Жыл бұрын
@@Cabbagehater21 Yeah, he did, actually, he's shown pictures of him working on space shuttles with others
@matt_selby5 жыл бұрын
"Nah, F*ck the car. I'm worried about the material." -Working Man
@dizzycheeser19205 жыл бұрын
That guy is done with his life
@cybeermancom15 жыл бұрын
He loves his job, zinc means alot to him :D
@ninjanolan63284 жыл бұрын
"When life gives you lemons, Mark Rober calls you and says: 'mAkE mE A gIaNt lEmOn bAtTeRy!'" -William Osman (2018)
@ninjanolan63283 жыл бұрын
@@melmcflurry5793 I think it's just a joke.
@Greenworld63 жыл бұрын
@@melmcflurry5793 Mark is literally in the video with him.
@melmcflurry57933 жыл бұрын
@@Greenworld6 I'm an idiot
@Greenworld63 жыл бұрын
@@melmcflurry5793 lol I don’t think that’s true.
@melmcflurry57933 жыл бұрын
@@Greenworld6 would be surprised
@tjhtjh3455 жыл бұрын
"So, how would you like the copper cut?" William: "uhhhh... " " *hot dog way* "
@GippyHappy5 жыл бұрын
_A grown adult making an expensive purchase_
@EclipseeRaven4 жыл бұрын
GippyHappy oh god that makes it 100x funnier
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87214 жыл бұрын
Further evidence that William is a child.
@Raina_The_Rogue5 жыл бұрын
william is chaotic good and mark is chaotic neutral bonus: michael is chaotic evil
@505DGuy5 жыл бұрын
What about cameraman john?
@Raina_The_Rogue5 жыл бұрын
@@505DGuy true neutral i'm feeling lmao
@505DGuy5 жыл бұрын
@@Raina_The_Rogue I'm wondering if he's the NPC you think is true neutral but is in fact the true evil Big bad lying in wait
@timesanstheskeletontimesan51005 жыл бұрын
What about cameraman jon? Edit:dude, i think cameraman jon is like chaotic evil in hide
@William_Asston5 жыл бұрын
He'll nah Mark rober is neutral good he spends half his videos doing science for kids and supporting 3rd world countries. Michael is chaotic evil for sure
@zageri6 жыл бұрын
Taking in all costs, this video probably costed around $3000. Hats off
@DanHaiduc5 жыл бұрын
*gulp*
@parasiticangel83305 жыл бұрын
But it generates alot more from ad revenue
@Y7X75 жыл бұрын
@@parasiticangel8330 nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. He did not earn $3000 for a million views, probably $300 earned back.
@rillafy79665 жыл бұрын
Jan Olav Ekkje he earns more overtime tho combined with other vids it pays back in the long run
@zdonuts93805 жыл бұрын
@@Y7X7 I dont think people would be doing youtube full time if you only got $300 for one video that you spent a lot of money on and multiple days.
@Nonfon Жыл бұрын
21:34 Do you think he's been planning the wear your hamster video for 5 years
@ThePupSquad5 жыл бұрын
Cameraman John makes me feel like I’m a loyal but simple dog watching my goofy owner make crazy machines in his (kinda sad) bachelor bad
@hotscottrulz4 жыл бұрын
I was trying to work out how to describe it, but yeah, you did it perfectly yourself!
@Mug_the_beanboy4 жыл бұрын
so wallace and gromit?
@iadtag18534 жыл бұрын
YEEEAAH!!
@emmanuelreyes48954 жыл бұрын
"Bachelor Bad" sounds so sad and 100x funnier than Bachelor Pad. Best Typo evr.
@TubeSurfer8984 жыл бұрын
Except his poor wife has to live in the "bachelor bad" with him. But yes. Perfect explanation.
@Mexicanon5 жыл бұрын
William Osman: spends about $1500 on sheet metal for lemons Also William Osman: Didn’t wanna spend $60 for a garbage disposal to make salsa
@JacksonV1363 жыл бұрын
Because he didn’t wanna let down Mark
@uselessDM3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Mark paid for that though, based on what William says at 17:00.
@winterlock15765 жыл бұрын
7:17 His ears flop down in sadness as he cries out, "Nooooooo...." Adorable.
@JALETRATOR4 жыл бұрын
a dog in a human form
@onebigmood96324 жыл бұрын
Lmao why was it perfectly timed
@harrysangwine2188 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@wolfwires Жыл бұрын
"there's a project i've always wanted to do where i have a hampster!" that's foreshadowing
@TristanWolfGustavsen Жыл бұрын
Yea lmao was thinking the same like this was 5 years ago
@austinwallick87446 жыл бұрын
I say this as a huge fan: William has got to be the most scatter-brained dude to ever science
@kauekairony9906 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@murcusfenix27175 жыл бұрын
Most scatter brained but most entertaining
@eccremocarpusscaber51595 жыл бұрын
Austin Wallick and possibly the most handsome. Or is that just me?
@nnooddlleeaj5 жыл бұрын
thats just a lot of scientists
@ThePhantomSafetyPin3 жыл бұрын
@@nnooddlleeaj I can confirm as a biologist. We are all somewhat scatterbrained.
@coyotedomino5 жыл бұрын
Imagine cats, in a bag. And the bag has two openings. At one end there’s a small man shoving more cats in...
@tonyb30595 жыл бұрын
What about the other end?
@Known_as_The_Ghost5 жыл бұрын
@@tonyb3059 That's where the Incinerator is.
@jonathandellasantina77155 жыл бұрын
That line made me spit out the yogurt I was eating
@Known_as_The_Ghost5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandellasantina7715 Sorrry!
@kurumi3945 жыл бұрын
Auschcatz?
@killurmum66646 жыл бұрын
Wow, using lemon slaves to crush their own brethren. So cruel.
@AlgoGuardianFX5 жыл бұрын
That's metal
@mr.magnificent32375 жыл бұрын
@@AlgoGuardianFX Copper and zinc, to be specific...
@J4K_Shred2 жыл бұрын
Think of voltage as how hard you punch someone, and think of amps as how much mass is your fist, so a small hand going really fast will sting, but a big monster hand going slow will knock you down
@mrlonglegs92555 жыл бұрын
whrere did i go wrong? *kid starts flossing*
@EclipseeRaven4 жыл бұрын
He said he didn’t understand what he’s doing wrong
@yoursexualizedgrandparents69294 жыл бұрын
@@EclipseeRaven He was quoting the parents then.
@svensteenis4 жыл бұрын
Hé even did it wrong
@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын
@@svensteenis I don't know if that's better or worse.
@Prodawg4 жыл бұрын
Kid bad wholesome 100
@trulyinfamous5 жыл бұрын
I think William is exactly what a dog would be like if it became a person.
@likepolice57695 жыл бұрын
Truly Infamous those are called F u r r i e s
@bencatzilla4 жыл бұрын
@@likepolice5769 no those are nothing like real dogs
@rrezonbeqiri50594 жыл бұрын
@@likepolice5769 isn't that the opposite
@jacoblysinger4 жыл бұрын
He sometimes says "nya" though
@JacobHillSBD4 жыл бұрын
So THAT'S why he wanted to put all those cats in a bag.
@jefftheworld5 жыл бұрын
If you use potatoes boiled for about 10 minutes, cut into quarters and then wedged between a zinc anode and copper cathode you can get a whole lot of power of out them.
@charlottepx17075 жыл бұрын
You can even put a GLaDOS in those potatoes!
@lysmith34544 жыл бұрын
Potato mashing machine powered by sliced boiled potatoes.
@DanTheMan-hk4rv4 жыл бұрын
I like how William put way more effort and money in his video and got 3 million views and then mark rober didn’t put in as much effort and got 18 million views like William is so underrated
@detroxx567843 жыл бұрын
Mark just simply hacked the matrix and has the algorithm on his side. It's crazy how his videos blow up. Same with Veritasium. Some channels are just pushed like crazy by the algorithm. But I do agree. William deserves more views.
@H2o3G2a3 жыл бұрын
I think mark puts a lot of work into his videos. Way more than William in my opinion. way more than anyone in this category.
@ParasiteEvel3 жыл бұрын
@@H2o3G2a Thats not what they said, they meant they believe Will put more work and cash into this video and got less views. Not that William puts more work than Mark in every video. Whether that's true or not i cant say as i dont watch one as much as the other so im not an authority. But what definitely is true is William is less watched. But 3mil is still some great numbers for YT in general.
@duck1sgood3 жыл бұрын
William said explicitly that Mark gave them a budget, indicating that the money spent on these are actually from Mark's pocket not his which makes sense cuz Mark got the sponsored money. Also William did all the work because this is his video... Mark put in the work in his video and thats how youtube work. You show your share of work in your own video. Mark also designed his zipwire and the whole solarcell roof. Do you think solarcells are cheap? no. So. Can we just stop comparing real people ffs. Its toxic af, uncalled for and quite literally contribute nothing to society
@ThrustersX3 жыл бұрын
@@H2o3G2a xray...
@SupernerdScrawl6 жыл бұрын
"Pull out for science. This is a family show. Guess where families come from." Not from pulling out!
@Ezekiel_Allium5 жыл бұрын
Who said they pulled out in time.
@alansmithee4195 жыл бұрын
Well, using that as an attempt to stop the family can cause a family. Idiots who go "oh we don't need proper contraception we'll just stop before the end" are far too often cursed with children. As soon as you *start* there is a chance they'll get pregnant.
@frosty_teacup5 жыл бұрын
@@alansmithee419 as soon as you locate and lock eyes with a potential partner, there is a chance of getting pregnant
@peacefulapocalypse92455 жыл бұрын
I lost it when I saw the flip-flops You're cutting sheet metal in flip-flops
@midgetman42063 жыл бұрын
me too, i was thinking "oh man, osha won't like that"
@Sidararas20073 жыл бұрын
I lost my feel for laugh
@Happy-to3tf3 жыл бұрын
Rules are made so you can understand, and then break them safely
@tadwood85213 жыл бұрын
I see you've never been to Australia 😆
@markshort90983 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with flip flops.. i cut metal and weld or run a lathe or milling machine all the time in flip flops but that's only in winter, in summer i go barefoot 🇦🇺
@mykilpee5 жыл бұрын
This guy explaining how a lemon battery works too kids is how most math teachers I've had taught anything... Especially matrix math...
@noahjunqs82475 жыл бұрын
Michael Pelz matrix is the easiest part of math
@titaniumdiveknife4 жыл бұрын
Bag of cats. It's perfect!
@aroloxx4 жыл бұрын
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these" ~Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science Innovators
@fineryx3 жыл бұрын
Not aperture science innovators but aperture science
@LambdaMiscellaneous3 жыл бұрын
Lemonable combustions
@mrbfros4542 жыл бұрын
Yep, that’s what I think of every time I hear this phrase now. 😆
@Ditty-jq3hb Жыл бұрын
When i was watching this video, i hoped someone was gonna say this, thank you!
@Deoxys369 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone was gonna say this!
@kermitsewerside6 жыл бұрын
the things william does are so questionable but he’s a genius so ofc we’ll let it slide
@-magnus-88986 жыл бұрын
kermit sewerside Ohio fried chicken???
@kevinromero40266 жыл бұрын
The original purpose was to power a supercar
@kylebroflovski63826 жыл бұрын
Magi Man fuck the paul bros.
@pruiz84326 жыл бұрын
Pauly bois
@sleepy-gamer6 жыл бұрын
Wait I’m retarded what’s ofc? Is it official? Wow I’m lost 🤪
@maddee45434 жыл бұрын
guy who sold william the zinc: “i’m worried about the material. you can ding it and scratch it easily” william: 15:43
@AssistantCoreAQI4 жыл бұрын
HowToBazinc.
@Trelior4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the zinc is being used for nothing other than an electrode. I'm sure that if scuffs or damage mattered, Mark wouldn't have let him make a cacophontage with it.
@enter_feeling60423 жыл бұрын
The protection layer was still mostly on
@peppersalt3 жыл бұрын
@@AssistantCoreAQI HowToAcidic
@ThePhantomSafetyPin3 жыл бұрын
@@peppersalt Underrated comment.
@testnamepleaseignore5266 жыл бұрын
Osman and Reeves posting in the same hour, my lucky day
@AdoptedWartortle6 жыл бұрын
ZachAttrax more like ZachAnal, amiright get nie-nied your name is fucking gay
@vatipaa226 жыл бұрын
Lemon powered mindcontrolled car
@thelegend85704 жыл бұрын
Imagine you hear William Osman outside your house at 3 am and he says "Hey youtube today we're going to be making a blood battery, now, we have to go get the blood"
@erikhendrych1903 жыл бұрын
Make hamster battery that juices hamsters.
@silaswarner20536 жыл бұрын
6:41 "we can go to hot dog and get costco"
@MusicalCharmander6 жыл бұрын
Qeuey Lmao
@Harpy-with-Legs6 жыл бұрын
Qeuey nice
@OT3S6 жыл бұрын
Make a laser lawn mower
@csmolen5 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@richardrobertson4545 жыл бұрын
Butterman this is more of a Micheal Reeves video
@neon-77775 жыл бұрын
Yee?
@NotRelevant16 жыл бұрын
Try making a battery powered by cats and a small man (Michael reeves) that will power a terrible invention.
@nightshade18076 жыл бұрын
luc lachapelle lmao Michael reeves
@johnnybojan4 жыл бұрын
The editing is just godlike here, I lost it when the dog came with a logo on it
@mojoo2155 жыл бұрын
Mom? Can we get AA batteries? Mom: we have battery at home: Battery at home:
@the_sad_wallet15535 жыл бұрын
Thank you FBI, very cool
@smallshrimpin69394 жыл бұрын
FBI is big Brian
@TrollFaceInc.4 жыл бұрын
@No one Likes jaystation or gaystation
@Sam-he8tc6 жыл бұрын
Michael Reeves: Makes car he can drive with his mind. William Osman: CAN WE MAKE A BATTERY OUT OF FRUIT???
@Draco-wq1ch6 жыл бұрын
We need more Michael x William collabs
@awlomthesheepermen6 жыл бұрын
Sam LaTourette now they live together
@giskard805 жыл бұрын
sam eh? Are you sure? Cause, you kinda look like Michael with an h3 beard. Just saying. We need a close-up, to check for retinal burns.
@pixely_ninja2295 жыл бұрын
@@Draco-wq1ch im from the future informing you they're roomates and a more direct collab would be awesome
@Draco-wq1ch5 жыл бұрын
@@pixely_ninja229 It's a great future we live in.
@TannerTech6 жыл бұрын
Lemon power wall > Tesla power wall
@noahandrewsandrews78304 жыл бұрын
At 15:19 Mark is really good at playing the drums who agrees with me?
@d-lynnz78556 жыл бұрын
You should've just titled this "How many lemons does it take to make lemonade"
@williamosman6 жыл бұрын
I'm using that
@Road__Kill__5 жыл бұрын
@@williamosman LIARR
@socialus56896 жыл бұрын
When life gives you lemons. Donate them to William Osman.
@Sandium6 жыл бұрын
Socialus demand to see life’s manager and make life take their lemons back, is what I think you meant to say. (I’m not sorry)
@vicenteperez21365 жыл бұрын
so then he can make mark rober a giant lemon battery
@sky0kast05 жыл бұрын
@@Sandium nice portal 2 reference
@JackmanWorks6 жыл бұрын
0:04 Wow! Your video editing skills are really next level guys, I was completely convinced that was Mark until I watched it back again
@Brakvash4 жыл бұрын
"Fuck the car. What about the material!?" I love this guy.
@Travis70603125 жыл бұрын
"What's a resistor?" "Oh no . . ."
@logancattanach93425 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching for a long time and while rewatching your vids I realized I live in the same town as you.
@buddhagreene90106 жыл бұрын
HOMEBOY WAS WORKING WITH A WATERJET IN FLIP FLOPS! I NEED THAT JOB!
@aznperswazn2 жыл бұрын
I'm so late to this awesome person. I really love how we are seeing his thought processes...all the stops and changes. It's real and relatable and I love his sense of humor. Thank you for the content!
@bruhmoment57775 жыл бұрын
He reminds me if Flint from cloudy with a chance if meatballs
@gannonruby11194 жыл бұрын
It took me too long to figure out the "if" was a typo
@krowbard4 жыл бұрын
F L I N T L O C K W O O D
@tristan34564 жыл бұрын
FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD
@ognok66985 жыл бұрын
"cut them in half hot dog way" -fully grown man
@iurichiba6 жыл бұрын
It's strange how Mark's video is so much more well produced, well thought out, well edited, well explained, has more views, etc. But I still like our boi Osman's video way more.
@dutchik51076 жыл бұрын
Iuri Chiba it's called character
@SnapdragonFilm6 жыл бұрын
it’s called talent
@brycehayden57816 жыл бұрын
It's called not being gay
@dowdayjing84426 жыл бұрын
Iuri Chiba, I like the editing better here. It takes a genius to distill the barely controlled chaos that is William Osman
@queasyjuice12343 жыл бұрын
This was honestly the best William Osman video I have seen. Thanks Will! Your the best.
@5MadMovieMakers6 жыл бұрын
Mark’s guest room has upgraded from air mattress to solid bed, that’s good to see
@renthehag6 жыл бұрын
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
@BenTo6096 жыл бұрын
TuttiTunes Cave Johnson
@Jmcgee11256 жыл бұрын
The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now, she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
@anunexpectedturnofevents15516 жыл бұрын
PORTAL 2 yesssssssssss
@blender11th6 жыл бұрын
Life: do you have a receipt
@brandonbulthuis27406 жыл бұрын
Tfw combustible lemons actually burn your house down
@kravicle6 жыл бұрын
is it weird that i understood your "bicycle in the air" analogy? like the wheels are not in the ground so you can pedal and pedal and pedal really fast but you go nowhere. if you are in the ground then it's harder to move ofc but then you (the person) are making the energy to move the bike forward by pedaling which makes the wheel that is touching the ground spin. i also if u think about it what william said in marks video also makes sense like. the fact that the battery works is well but that it works as well as it does (ie doesnt produce that much energy) is not well
@varikvalefor6 жыл бұрын
If you have basic knowledge of physics, it's pretty simple.
@Ferraday5 жыл бұрын
Varik Valefor is you live on earth, its pretty simple
@cyborgcat42624 жыл бұрын
"pullout for science" "it's a family show" "that's where families come from" William Osman has just beat youtube at their own game
@tomg44925 жыл бұрын
If 3 cats walk through a long thin tube it will take a long time. If 3 cats walk through a long wide tube they will walk in parallel and faster. R E S I S T A N C E
@nicolaimfpetersen40724 жыл бұрын
They Will Walk parallel no matter what, just om different axis
@potto14883 жыл бұрын
This does not work with fibre
@theletterkei4 жыл бұрын
"the zinc scratches and dings very easily" 15:43
@zac-wd5vw4 жыл бұрын
Be also said he didn't care
@theletterkei4 жыл бұрын
@@zac-wd5vw yeah but I still think it's funny
@BradyTCooke5 жыл бұрын
*makes contact with extraterrestrial beings* William: what up aliens
@Onyxthefem4 жыл бұрын
Brady T. Cooke “What up outer space willies”
@Katia_Managan Жыл бұрын
21:34 HAMSTER VEST FORESHADOWING It was planned all along!
@yeahitsyieh6 жыл бұрын
"and then we can go to hotdog and get Costco" quality content
@malvrius5 жыл бұрын
As soon as i seen this i heard him say it.... LOL
@caboebinger6 жыл бұрын
“You know what? Let’s go to fry’s. Let’s buy a motor. And We can go to Hotdog and get a Costco!”
@visiblur6 жыл бұрын
The zinc gives off kations, which are positively charged ions, these are labelled ZN2+, as well as electrons, which are negative. The electrons combines with hydrogen anions, positive ions, from the acidic electrolyte, the lemon, to form uncharged hydrogen. The electrons from the copper is transferred through the wire to the zinc, which leads to an electric charge being generated. The hydrogen just bubbles away.
@Ali_Aktbabwa3 жыл бұрын
"so you're saying somebody with a GI track problem couldn't do that to a lab coat"? 😂😂😂
@pilotflux80056 жыл бұрын
When life burns your house down, buy $1600 worth of sheet metals and buy 1000 lemons to make an inefficient battery.
@stefcho20046 жыл бұрын
First of all Mark Rober gave him a budget and even though he blew past it, the money is still mark’s
@drunkenmasterii32506 жыл бұрын
''at first I was afraid, I was petrified...'' she doesn't say ''at second, something something'' you're a liar.
@lolwutman6 жыл бұрын
First of all is part of a list, it isnt an expression on its own.
@cdgonepotatoes42196 жыл бұрын
engrish haaaaaaard
@vapelordeon93646 жыл бұрын
He's trying to burn life's house down... With the lemons
@dannydeko3315 жыл бұрын
6:40 *"And then we can go to hotdog and get Costco"* _William Osman - 2018_
@zanybandyt77743 жыл бұрын
i was looking through comments for someone to say tis
@nathanlapp63694 жыл бұрын
Next one : how many electric eels you need to agitate to cook an eel.
@TheDoritoBoi4 жыл бұрын
Mark rober and william osman are two very different distinct types of engineers. Choatic and hyper disciplined
@kellenbrinton56376 жыл бұрын
The one potato. Also William is was great to meet you at vidcon
@kellenbrinton56376 жыл бұрын
I love how bad lemon batterys are... I need a telsa powered by lemons, also that cat analogue
@JustKyzuuh6 жыл бұрын
timestamp for the potato?
@tristanminick27296 жыл бұрын
20:47 kind of close to William's left shoulder
@milaandahiya6 жыл бұрын
Just look for it
@lilthotslayerakayungsweetp71096 жыл бұрын
Im a potato lol
@theo97435 жыл бұрын
Hamster on a wheel vs Wall of lemons, who generates more power!?
@alexfaudel52455 жыл бұрын
"A lot of them are really small" Shit those are the biggest lemons I've ever seen, colorado doesn't get good citrus fruits apparently cause I didnt know they could get that big lol
@gator44584 жыл бұрын
I live in Maryland and our lemons our super small.
@baz20843 жыл бұрын
I love that I was listening to your videos in the background during work, finished my work and managed to come back to the video just as you rick rolled me, props my man.
@JoeMakes6 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say, but that kids flossin skills are phenomenally better than your science teaching skills. Sad, but never gonna give you up and let you down
@mel.fuyuki6 жыл бұрын
yea but id prefer him as my science teacher over most of my science teachers
@JoeMakes6 жыл бұрын
so true
@cdgonepotatoes42196 жыл бұрын
Never gonna haul around and desert you
@-magnus-88986 жыл бұрын
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
@nubnubthegreat82156 жыл бұрын
Screw off with your fortnite bullshit
@wsmith24015 жыл бұрын
"what's a resistor" girl saying what we were all thinking
@sci_pain34095 жыл бұрын
no, it’s making me want to slam my head on my desk.
@radughita19924 жыл бұрын
@@sci_pain3409 More than the flossing little turd?
@LinxinMusic4 жыл бұрын
sci_pain Can you explain what a resistor is?
@clonetheory33434 жыл бұрын
@@LinxinMusic it lowers the amperage thruogh the circuit
@clonetheory33434 жыл бұрын
Amperes are the current flow
@ThePupSquad5 жыл бұрын
Cameraman John makes me feel like a little kid watching my goofy single dad try to fulfill himself through his machines bc homemaking sure didn’t
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87214 жыл бұрын
It's like an FPS but instead of weapons it's childhood.
@spikeworks3 жыл бұрын
bud no need to post this twice
@ThePupSquad3 жыл бұрын
@@spikeworks so true bestie
@carterlichti1822 жыл бұрын
Honestly. I have ASD and really struggle in my engineering math classes. I think you're cat metaphors would help me a lot. Wish tutors talked more like KZbin scientists
@denied76165 жыл бұрын
william sounds so surprised and happy that mark believed in him. im crying, he's so precious 💜
@proccessingunit23376 жыл бұрын
*PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT* "That's where families come from"
@bigjimbo39176 жыл бұрын
That One Euphonium Guy wow someone else who plays euphonium
@proccessingunit23376 жыл бұрын
Eyyyy
@redimm41026 жыл бұрын
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."
@lilthotslayerakayungsweetp71096 жыл бұрын
Redimm GO HOME STONKY NERD
@cooliofoolio6 жыл бұрын
Now we know what Cave Johnson did with all those lemons
@bof00796 жыл бұрын
imagine how slow the chambers would take to transform :/
@josiahphillips4212 жыл бұрын
Watching William explain chemistry is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂
@ualgun6 жыл бұрын
6:38 "lets go to hotdog and get costco" I want to meet you and be friends with you so, so much.
@1fleshnhim Жыл бұрын
um actually when he said that it was at 6:41 🤓 (Written by my son)
@funboxentertainment17456 жыл бұрын
There's a small man shoving cats in... YOU CAN MEASURE THAT.
@LoydAvenheart5 жыл бұрын
4:33 This shot was literal art.
@sampletext9898 Жыл бұрын
The hamster vast foreshadowing is wild
@N8McKay264 жыл бұрын
“Pull out for science.” “FAMILY SHOW” “thats where families come from...”
@Mathman4205 жыл бұрын
William: “what are we doing?” Actual scientist: “Science!”
@usagi29344 жыл бұрын
I'm now quite certain that every scientist are more than happy to do stupid shit as long as they got money
@ThePhantomSafetyPin3 жыл бұрын
@@usagi2934 I have a science degree myself, in Cell and Molecular Biology actually. I can confirm that every single scientist in existence absolutely is more than happy to do stupid shit for science, money or not, if the idea is semi-feasible and sounds fun enough.
@alexandreruda84056 жыл бұрын
I swear if this guy is not going to heaven, none of us can
@robertjazz36136 жыл бұрын
Alexandre Ruda for real he such a cool sweet guy like it’s unreal
@conallgraham89193 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching this video and I’m shocked that my physics lessons are actually helping me understand William try to explain the power output
@thedebtcollecter50064 жыл бұрын
"Let's go to hot dog to get Costco" - William Osman
@shiroborowski22705 жыл бұрын
I honestly love how its mostly only William talking, and then the "camera man" never speaks. Do you ever wonder if they are like a robot or something... YOU NEVER KNOW... (also yes im binge watching these videos. lord)
@WealthyDragonMindset5 жыл бұрын
Shut up furry
@shiroborowski22705 жыл бұрын
Shut up human. :)
@2pumpchump9106 жыл бұрын
13:48 you can hear camera man john whisper 600. Exposed