How Much Electricity Can 1000 Lemons Make?

We built a lemon juicing machine that's powered by the World's Largest lemon battery. I think we used somewhere around 1250 lemons.
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Special thanks to Alex Whittemore for answering all our questions about lemon batteries!!
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[@Arcticx369]

Mark Rober: *detailed explanation that makes sense* William: so... imagine that there is a bag of cats... and there is a man shoving more cats in the bag...

[@jamiechen9705]

Arcticx369 mmm

[@scootersports7042]

1k like

[@idonthaveausername7487]

No, it has to be a small man

[@dualrotorhelicopter]

Compressed cats.

[@wildwyatxbox]

@@idonthaveausername7487 The gremlin

[@BratcherLev]

$800 worth of materials in the back of WIlliam's car doubles its value.

[@Jarjarvideos]

KZbinr fits 1,000 lemons into a single lemon

[@tristancrocker3538]

The values of gas in his car douvoes the value of his car

[@Xshunin]

The materials are worth more than the car itself

[@kardborrenk2704]

Honestly I think one lemon quadruples the value of my car

[@vincentrobinette1507]

$1,500 US. Don't forget the $700 US in copper!

[@charlierw123]

Plot of every William Osman Episode: "We made someone an unreasonable promise." "We have no time left." "I don't know how this is going to work." "Holy Shit we got it to work." Keep it up William.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

He's like the engineering version of Roadkill.

[@josharntt]

Except without saying shit, don't want none of that demonetization

[@RubyIsBored]

this is a family friendly channel please edit your profane comment

[@_AniWatch]

@@RubyIsBored I hope you are joking

[@RubyIsBored]

@@_AniWatch yeah i was fucking joking, holy shit dude

[@ninjanolan6328]

"When life gives you lemons, Mark Rober calls you and says: 'mAkE mE A gIaNt lEmOn bAtTeRy!'" -William Osman (2018)

[@ninjanolan6328]

@@melmcflurry5793 I think it's just a joke.

[@Greenworld6]

@@melmcflurry5793 Mark is literally in the video with him.

[@melmcflurry5793]

@@Greenworld6 I'm an idiot

[@Greenworld6]

@@melmcflurry5793 lol I don’t think that’s true.

[@melmcflurry5793]

@@Greenworld6 would be surprised

[@MCVengeance]

The analogies are giving me ptsd flashbacks to elementary school William is the man we read about in math class

[@MemeLrd-dv2lo]

LMAOOO

[@bbblastxr]

More like mark cause he got a shit ton of lemons lol

[@bryank5523]

"William and Mark need to generate 300mW of power, use the given variables to calculate how many lemons william and mark need to do this" this question is worth 25% of the paper.

[@freeofkings]

"Let's say you have ten thousand lemons."

[@A.living.1]

Elemontry school

[@saxonreid5309]

William is great he just gives off the personality of "I'm just happy to be here"

[@R4ngeR4pidz]

so he's like a labrador

[@0rluh]

Thijs Bruineman adorable, smart, happy, and when he fucks up it’s still cute!

[@guildofglynn5798]

saxon reid well... he lost everything soooo....

[@vohge]

Yeah his house burned down but i get what you mean....

[@mysteretsym]

flexdot zip What does that change

[@gamergrill9629]

I finally found the guy in the math questions

[@kingofcats8561]

Block Builder, Gina needs to buy 500.6557 lemons, 1 lemon cost $00.75. She has 1000 bucks, what does she have after buying the lemons. Answer: Mental illness :)

[@ascendeddt3263]

Omg yes lol

[@florianix8272]

@@kingofcats8561 A lemon battery

[@daboiyttheslowupdater3293]

Block Builder HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice golden shit here. 1000/10 shit points

[@ced-forgot-name]

Give us wisdome

[@dudus6566]

it's like his brain resets every 15 minutes

[@LybertyZ]

12:33 "So, uh, what are we doing?" "Science!"

[@oofbruh2607]

mine pretty much does and now that you mention it i think youre right

[@sentientplant9658]

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed." But truly, this is all of us at any given point lol

[@iyiolaademola8456]

Understandable comment

[@VoltisArt]

So all these years it's just been a dead CMOS battery. That probably explains a lot.

[@tjhtjh345]

"So, how would you like the copper cut?" William: "uhhhh... " " *hot dog way* "

[@GippyHappy]

_A grown adult making an expensive purchase_

[@EclipseeRaven]

GippyHappy oh god that makes it 100x funnier

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Further evidence that William is a child.

[@matt_selby]

"Nah, F*ck the car. I'm worried about the material." -Working Man

[@dizzycheeser1920]

That guy is done with his life

[@cybeermancom1]

He loves his job, zinc means alot to him :D

[@cjrberens1404]

Watching William explain simple circuitry to a nasa engineer at one in the morning makes my day.

[@Cabbagehater21]

Didn’t William work at nasa too?

[@traditionalnative]

@Cameron Tupper Uh ... You need to do a bit more research, as he very much /did/ work at NASA for years, he's a literal NASA engineer my guy

[@traditionalnative]

@@Cabbagehater21 Yeah, he did, actually, he's shown pictures of him working on space shuttles with others

[@aron1089]

Cameraman John wanted a quarter so William gave him four. What a wholesome family

[@Unknown_Ooh]

That's a whole three extra pieces

[@toenibbler5982]

"What's a resistor" A sad William "oh nooo"

[@THINKER43]

Read stuff about Ohms law

[@clairetakeuchi4123]

Muntazir aight but u don’t need to be that rude

[@2kill555]

Muntazir bruh

[@SageShackelford]

I like this it's very clear that he understands many things about electricity but he has a hard time putting it into words

[@guy2574]

He went to college for electrical/mechanical engineering

[@badassmastermax]

@@guy2574 tan s' statement still stands?

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I'm exactly that kind of person. Smart but dumb.

[@midgetman4206]

@@guy2574 he can probably solve most of his problems with planning but he's to lazy to do that and than he deals with those consequences, he is a strange person

[@meatus3575]

you just describes him perfectly and i dig it

[@mrlonglegs9255]

whrere did i go wrong? *kid starts flossing*

[@EclipseeRaven]

He said he didn’t understand what he’s doing wrong

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@EclipseeRaven He was quoting the parents then.

[@svensteenis]

Hé even did it wrong

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@svensteenis I don't know if that's better or worse.

[@Prodawg]

Kid bad wholesome 100

[@chaingigan7545]

Over one thousand dollars later and they swiveled a juicer a little *This is the best thing I’ve seen in years*

[@imstupidbut]

you spoiled the video

[@cubecubecubed3602]

@@imstupidbut don't read the comments until you watch the video

[@aeolus3145]

@@cubecubecubed3602 He’s too smart lol

[@Raina_The_Rogue]

william is chaotic good and mark is chaotic neutral bonus: michael is chaotic evil

[@505DGuy]

What about cameraman john?

[@Raina_The_Rogue]

@@505DGuy true neutral i'm feeling lmao

[@505DGuy]

@@Raina_The_Rogue I'm wondering if he's the NPC you think is true neutral but is in fact the true evil Big bad lying in wait

[@timesanstheskeletontimesan5100]

What about cameraman jon? Edit:dude, i think cameraman jon is like chaotic evil in hide

[@William_Asston]

He'll nah Mark rober is neutral good he spends half his videos doing science for kids and supporting 3rd world countries. Michael is chaotic evil for sure

[@winterlock1576]

7:17 His ears flop down in sadness as he cries out, "Nooooooo...." Adorable.

[@JALETRATOR]

a dog in a human form

[@onebigmood9632]

Lmao why was it perfectly timed

[@harrysangwine2188]

Yes

[@ThePupSquad]

Cameraman John makes me feel like I’m a loyal but simple dog watching my goofy owner make crazy machines in his (kinda sad) bachelor bad

[@hotscottrulz]

I was trying to work out how to describe it, but yeah, you did it perfectly yourself!

[@Mug_the_beanboy]

so wallace and gromit?

[@iadtag1853]

YEEEAAH!!

[@emmanuelreyes4895]

"Bachelor Bad" sounds so sad and 100x funnier than Bachelor Pad. Best Typo evr.

[@TubeSurfer898]

Except his poor wife has to live in the "bachelor bad" with him. But yes. Perfect explanation.

[@Nonfon]

21:34 Do you think he's been planning the wear your hamster video for 5 years

[@coyotedomino]

Imagine cats, in a bag. And the bag has two openings. At one end there’s a small man shoving more cats in...

[@tonyb3059]

What about the other end?

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@tonyb3059 That's where the Incinerator is.

[@ds7715-u2h]

That line made me spit out the yogurt I was eating

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@ds7715-u2h Sorrry!

[@kurumi394]

Auschcatz?

[@cakeharshly]

There's not enough comments talking about camerman John and his antics.

[@OncleClara]

Camera man John’s antics make me so happy

[@Dakblake]

I have to say William is the nicest most down to Earth, smartest, and coolest dude you will ever meet! It was great to see you at vidcon ma dude!

[@Stereosandotherfun]

I bet William's as smart as any good engineer, but this video doesn't exactly make him look like Shahriar from The Signal Path

[@Trelior]

@@Stereosandotherfun He's a wild card in that he's either the smartest idiot, or the dumbest smart person. Depends on who he's with. He's one around Mark, and the other around Michael and Ian. Which is he with whom? Yes.

[@rabbiit8192]

hi

[@positivesquad]

@@Trelior It does not really matter because the point of his videos is not to show how smart he is. He is just making entertaining funny videos. And he is really good at that.

[@benji10bag42]

How much he paying you?

[@aroloxx]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these" ~Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science Innovators

[@fineryx]

Not aperture science innovators but aperture science

[@LambdaMiscellaneous]

Lemonable combustions

[@mrbfros454]

Yep, that’s what I think of every time I hear this phrase now. 😆

[@Ditty-jq3hb]

When i was watching this video, i hoped someone was gonna say this, thank you!

[@Deoxys369]

I was hoping someone was gonna say this!

[@Mexicanon]

William Osman: spends about $1500 on sheet metal for lemons Also William Osman: Didn’t wanna spend $60 for a garbage disposal to make salsa

[@JacksonV136]

Because he didn’t wanna let down Mark

[@uselessDM]

Pretty sure Mark paid for that though, based on what William says at 17:00.

[@zageri]

Taking in all costs, this video probably costed around $3000. Hats off

[@DanHaiduc]

*gulp*

[@parasiticangel8330]

But it generates alot more from ad revenue

[@Y7X7]

@@parasiticangel8330 nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. He did not earn $3000 for a million views, probably $300 earned back.

[@rillafy7966]

Jan Olav Ekkje he earns more overtime tho combined with other vids it pays back in the long run

[@zdonuts9380]

@@Y7X7 I dont think people would be doing youtube full time if you only got $300 for one video that you spent a lot of money on and multiple days.

[@trulyinfamous]

I think William is exactly what a dog would be like if it became a person.

[@likepolice5769]

Truly Infamous those are called F u r r i e s

[@bencatzilla]

@@likepolice5769 no those are nothing like real dogs

[@rrezonbeqiri5059]

@@likepolice5769 isn't that the opposite

[@jacoblysinger]

He sometimes says "nya" though

[@JacobHillSBD]

So THAT'S why he wanted to put all those cats in a bag.

[@wolfwires]

"there's a project i've always wanted to do where i have a hampster!" that's foreshadowing

[@TristanWolfGustavsen]

Yea lmao was thinking the same like this was 5 years ago

[@SupernerdScrawl]

"Pull out for science. This is a family show. Guess where families come from." Not from pulling out!

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Who said they pulled out in time.

[@alansmithee419]

Well, using that as an attempt to stop the family can cause a family. Idiots who go "oh we don't need proper contraception we'll just stop before the end" are far too often cursed with children. As soon as you *start* there is a chance they'll get pregnant.

[@frosty_teacup]

@@alansmithee419 as soon as you locate and lock eyes with a potential partner, there is a chance of getting pregnant

[@austinwallick8744]

I say this as a huge fan: William has got to be the most scatter-brained dude to ever science

[@kauekairony990]

Agreed

[@murcusfenix2717]

Most scatter brained but most entertaining

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

Austin Wallick and possibly the most handsome. Or is that just me?

[@nnooddlleeaj]

thats just a lot of scientists

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@@nnooddlleeaj I can confirm as a biologist. We are all somewhat scatterbrained.

[@mojoo215]

Mom? Can we get AA batteries? Mom: we have battery at home: Battery at home:

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

Thank you FBI, very cool

[@smallshrimpin6939]

FBI is big Brian

[@TrollFaceInc.]

@No one Likes jaystation or gaystation

[@thelegend8570]

Imagine you hear William Osman outside your house at 3 am and he says "Hey youtube today we're going to be making a blood battery, now, we have to go get the blood"

[@erikhendrych190]

Make hamster battery that juices hamsters.

[@Sam-he8tc]

Michael Reeves: Makes car he can drive with his mind. William Osman: CAN WE MAKE A BATTERY OUT OF FRUIT???

[@Draco-wq1ch]

We need more Michael x William collabs

[@awlomthesheepermen]

Sam LaTourette now they live together

[@giskard80]

sam eh? Are you sure? Cause, you kinda look like Michael with an h3 beard. Just saying. We need a close-up, to check for retinal burns.

[@pixely_ninja229]

@@Draco-wq1ch im from the future informing you they're roomates and a more direct collab would be awesome

[@Draco-wq1ch]

@@pixely_ninja229 It's a great future we live in.

[@mykilpee]

This guy explaining how a lemon battery works too kids is how most math teachers I've had taught anything... Especially matrix math...

[@noahjunqs8247]

Michael Pelz matrix is the easiest part of math

[@titaniumdiveknife]

Bag of cats. It's perfect!

[@maddee4543]

guy who sold william the zinc: “i’m worried about the material. you can ding it and scratch it easily” william: 15:43

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

HowToBazinc.

[@Trelior]

To be fair, the zinc is being used for nothing other than an electrode. I'm sure that if scuffs or damage mattered, Mark wouldn't have let him make a cacophontage with it.

[@enter_feeling6042]

The protection layer was still mostly on

[@peppersalt]

@@AssistantCoreAQI HowToAcidic

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@@peppersalt Underrated comment.

[@DanTheMan-hk4rv]

I like how William put way more effort and money in his video and got 3 million views and then mark rober didn’t put in as much effort and got 18 million views like William is so underrated

[@detroxx56784]

Mark just simply hacked the matrix and has the algorithm on his side. It's crazy how his videos blow up. Same with Veritasium. Some channels are just pushed like crazy by the algorithm. But I do agree. William deserves more views.

[@H2o3G2a]

I think mark puts a lot of work into his videos. Way more than William in my opinion. way more than anyone in this category.

[@ParasiteEvel]

@@H2o3G2a Thats not what they said, they meant they believe Will put more work and cash into this video and got less views. Not that William puts more work than Mark in every video. Whether that's true or not i cant say as i dont watch one as much as the other so im not an authority. But what definitely is true is William is less watched. But 3mil is still some great numbers for YT in general.

[@duck1sgood]

William said explicitly that Mark gave them a budget, indicating that the money spent on these are actually from Mark's pocket not his which makes sense cuz Mark got the sponsored money. Also William did all the work because this is his video... Mark put in the work in his video and thats how youtube work. You show your share of work in your own video. Mark also designed his zipwire and the whole solarcell roof. Do you think solarcells are cheap? no. So. Can we just stop comparing real people ffs. Its toxic af, uncalled for and quite literally contribute nothing to society

[@ThrustersX]

@@H2o3G2a xray...

[@silaswarner2053]

6:41 "we can go to hot dog and get costco"

[@MusicalCharmander]

Qeuey Lmao

[@Harpy-with-Legs]

Qeuey nice

[@kermitsewerside]

the things william does are so questionable but he’s a genius so ofc we’ll let it slide

[@-magnus-8898]

kermit sewerside Ohio fried chicken???

[@kevinromero4026]

The original purpose was to power a supercar

[@kylebroflovski6382]

Magi Man fuck the paul bros.

[@pruiz8432]

Pauly bois

[@sleepy-gamer]

Wait I’m retarded what’s ofc? Is it official? Wow I’m lost 🤪

[@peacefulapocalypse9245]

I lost it when I saw the flip-flops You're cutting sheet metal in flip-flops

[@midgetman4206]

me too, i was thinking "oh man, osha won't like that"

[@SidarTN]

I lost my feel for laugh

[@Happy-TeeF]

Rules are made so you can understand, and then break them safely

[@tadwood8521]

I see you've never been to Australia 😆

[@markshort9098]

What's wrong with flip flops.. i cut metal and weld or run a lathe or milling machine all the time in flip flops but that's only in winter, in summer i go barefoot 🇦🇺

[@johnnybojan]

The editing is just godlike here, I lost it when the dog came with a logo on it

[@JackmanWorks]

0:04 Wow! Your video editing skills are really next level guys, I was completely convinced that was Mark until I watched it back again

[@d-lynnz7855]

You should've just titled this "How many lemons does it take to make lemonade"

[@williamosman]

I'm using that

[@Road__Kill__]

@@williamosman LIARR

[@testnamepleaseignore526]

Osman and Reeves posting in the same hour, my lucky day

[@AdoptedWartortle]

ZachAttrax more like ZachAnal, amiright get nie-nied your name is fucking gay

[@vatipaa22]

Lemon powered mindcontrolled car

[@J4K_Shred]

Think of voltage as how hard you punch someone, and think of amps as how much mass is your fist, so a small hand going really fast will sting, but a big monster hand going slow will knock you down

[@socialus5689]

When life gives you lemons. Donate them to William Osman.

[@Sandium]

Socialus demand to see life’s manager and make life take their lemons back, is what I think you meant to say. (I’m not sorry)

[@vicenteperez2136]

so then he can make mark rober a giant lemon battery

[@sky0kast0]

@@Sandium nice portal 2 reference

[@yeahitsyieh]

"and then we can go to hotdog and get Costco" quality content

[@malvrius]

As soon as i seen this i heard him say it.... LOL

[@dannydeko331]

6:40 *"And then we can go to hotdog and get Costco"* _William Osman - 2018_

[@zanyband]

i was looking through comments for someone to say tis

[@cyborgcat4262]

"pullout for science" "it's a family show" "that's where families come from" William Osman has just beat youtube at their own game

[@jefftheworld]

If you use potatoes boiled for about 10 minutes, cut into quarters and then wedged between a zinc anode and copper cathode you can get a whole lot of power of out them.

[@charlottepx1707]

You can even put a GLaDOS in those potatoes!

[@lysmith3454]

Potato mashing machine powered by sliced boiled potatoes.

[@iurichiba]

It's strange how Mark's video is so much more well produced, well thought out, well edited, well explained, has more views, etc. But I still like our boi Osman's video way more.

[@dutchik5107]

Iuri Chiba it's called character

[@SnapdragonFilm]

it’s called talent

[@brycehayden5781]

It's called not being gay

[@dowdayjing8442]

Iuri Chiba, I like the editing better here. It takes a genius to distill the barely controlled chaos that is William Osman

[@killurmum6664]

Wow, using lemon slaves to crush their own brethren. So cruel.

[@AlgoGuardianFX]

That's metal

[@mr.magnificent3237]

@@AlgoGuardianFX Copper and zinc, to be specific...

[@aznperswazn]

I'm so late to this awesome person. I really love how we are seeing his thought processes...all the stops and changes. It's real and relatable and I love his sense of humor. Thank you for the content!

[@caboebinger]

“You know what? Let’s go to fry’s. Let’s buy a motor. And We can go to Hotdog and get a Costco!”

[@Travis7060312]

"What's a resistor?" "Oh no . . ."

[@pilotflux8005]

When life burns your house down, buy $1600 worth of sheet metals and buy 1000 lemons to make an inefficient battery.

[@stefcho2004]

First of all Mark Rober gave him a budget and even though he blew past it, the money is still mark’s

[@drunkenmasterii3250]

''at first I was afraid, I was petrified...'' she doesn't say ''at second, something something'' you're a liar.

[@lolwutman]

First of all is part of a list, it isnt an expression on its own.

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

engrish haaaaaaard

[@vapelordeon9364]

He's trying to burn life's house down... With the lemons

[@baz2084]

I love that I was listening to your videos in the background during work, finished my work and managed to come back to the video just as you rick rolled me, props my man.

[@BradyTCooke]

*makes contact with extraterrestrial beings* William: what up aliens

[@Onyxthefem]

Brady T. Cooke “What up outer space willies”

[@buddhagreene9010]

HOMEBOY WAS WORKING WITH A WATERJET IN FLIP FLOPS! I NEED THAT JOB!

[@theletterkei]

"the zinc scratches and dings very easily" 15:43

[@zac-wd5vw]

Be also said he didn't care

[@theletterkei]

@@zac-wd5vw yeah but I still think it's funny

[@queasyjuice1234]

This was honestly the best William Osman video I have seen. Thanks Will! Your the best.

[@Darkmoone1]

One day Williams insanity will lead to the invention of flying cars. 7:18 ...Ears falling as you said no was a good touch.

[@brayanpinto9709]

Darkmoone1 I'm glad someone pointed that out

[@dreamnetworkrp]

^

[@avareese8347]

Ha

[@Sarah-gb6us]

It's so freacking cute :} he sounds and looks like a little disappointed child :(

[@quackkith]

flying cars technically already exist, i mean the “levitate.” also, levitating trains, created by magnets repelling eachother lol r/iamverysmart

[@ThePupSquad]

Cameraman John makes me feel like a little kid watching my goofy single dad try to fulfill himself through his machines bc homemaking sure didn’t

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

It's like an FPS but instead of weapons it's childhood.

[@spikeworks]

bud no need to post this twice

[@ThePupSquad]

@@spikeworks so true bestie

[@TannerTech]

Lemon power wall > Tesla power wall

[@noahandrewsandrews7830]

At 15:19 Mark is really good at playing the drums who agrees with me?

[@ognok6698]

"cut them in half hot dog way" -fully grown man

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Mark’s guest room has upgraded from air mattress to solid bed, that’s good to see

[@OT3S]

Make a laser lawn mower

[@csmolen]

Great idea

[@richardrobertson454]

Butterman this is more of a Micheal Reeves video

[@Bene5612]

Yee?

[@Brakvash]

"Fuck the car. What about the material!?" I love this guy.

[@Mathman420]

William: “what are we doing?” Actual scientist: “Science!”

[@usagi2934]

I'm now quite certain that every scientist are more than happy to do stupid shit as long as they got money

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@@usagi2934 I have a science degree myself, in Cell and Molecular Biology actually. I can confirm that every single scientist in existence absolutely is more than happy to do stupid shit for science, money or not, if the idea is semi-feasible and sounds fun enough.

[@tomg4492]

If 3 cats walk through a long thin tube it will take a long time. If 3 cats walk through a long wide tube they will walk in parallel and faster. R E S I S T A N C E

[@nicolaimfpetersen4072]

They Will Walk parallel no matter what, just om different axis

[@potto1488]

This does not work with fibre

[@logancattanach9342]

I’ve been watching for a long time and while rewatching your vids I realized I live in the same town as you.

[@Katia_Managan]

21:34 HAMSTER VEST FORESHADOWING It was planned all along!

[@renthehag]

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[@BenTo609]

TuttiTunes Cave Johnson

[@Jmcgee1125]

The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now, she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.

[@anunexpectedturnofevents1551]

PORTAL 2 yesssssssssss

[@blender11th]

Life: do you have a receipt

[@brandonbulthuis2740]

Tfw combustible lemons actually burn your house down

[@N8McKay26]

“Pull out for science.” “FAMILY SHOW” “thats where families come from...”

[@bruhmoment5777]

He reminds me if Flint from cloudy with a chance if meatballs

[@gannonruby1119]

It took me too long to figure out the "if" was a typo

[@krowbard]

F L I N T L O C K W O O D

[@tristan3456]

FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@Ali_Aktbabwa]

"so you're saying somebody with a GI track problem couldn't do that to a lab coat"? 😂😂😂

[@nathanlapp6369]

Next one : how many electric eels you need to agitate to cook an eel.

[@lilmonkey8553]

6:41 “lets go to hot dog and get Costco” 😂 I’m dead

[@Fierywell]

Timotainment entered the chat

[@coleteets6814]

Is that guy skateboarding? 11:08

[@kellenbrinton5637]

The one potato. Also William is was great to meet you at vidcon

[@kellenbrinton5637]

I love how bad lemon batterys are... I need a telsa powered by lemons, also that cat analogue

[@JustKyzuuh]

timestamp for the potato?

[@tristanminick2729]

20:47 kind of close to William's left shoulder

[@milaandahiya]

Just look for it

[@lilthotslayerakayungsweetp7109]

Im a potato lol

[@NotRelevant1]

Try making a battery powered by cats and a small man (Michael reeves) that will power a terrible invention.

[@nightshade1807]

luc lachapelle lmao Michael reeves

[@shiroborowski2270]

I honestly love how its mostly only William talking, and then the "camera man" never speaks. Do you ever wonder if they are like a robot or something... YOU NEVER KNOW... (also yes im binge watching these videos. lord)

[@WealthyDragonMindset]

Shut up furry

[@shiroborowski2270]

Shut up human. :)

[@denied7616]

william sounds so surprised and happy that mark believed in him. im crying, he's so precious 💜

[@josiahphillips421]

Watching William explain chemistry is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[@redimm4102]

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."

[@lilthotslayerakayungsweetp7109]

Redimm GO HOME STONKY NERD

[@cooliofoolio]

Now we know what Cave Johnson did with all those lemons

[@bof0079]

imagine how slow the chambers would take to transform :/

[@proccessingunit2337]

*PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT* "That's where families come from"

[@bigjimbo3917]

That One Euphonium Guy wow someone else who plays euphonium

[@proccessingunit2337]

Eyyyy

[@funboxentertainment1745]

There's a small man shoving cats in... YOU CAN MEASURE THAT.

[@carterlichti182]

Honestly. I have ASD and really struggle in my engineering math classes. I think you're cat metaphors would help me a lot. Wish tutors talked more like KZbin scientists

[@Kieran28]

"When life gives you lemons Mark Rober calls you and says MAKE ME A GIANT LEMON BATTERY!" -William Osman

[@nathanhays8696]

2018

[@LoydAvenheart]

4:33 This shot was literal art.

[@JoeMakes]

Sorry to say, but that kids flossin skills are phenomenally better than your science teaching skills. Sad, but never gonna give you up and let you down

[@melfuyuki]

yea but id prefer him as my science teacher over most of my science teachers

[@JoeMakes]

so true

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

Never gonna haul around and desert you

[@-magnus-8898]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry

[@nubnubthegreat8215]

Screw off with your fortnite bullshit

[@Smugleaf]

21:35 the hamster vest prophecy

[@rohitas2050]

I love how he goes from a circuit diagram to a man shoving cats in a bag lol

[@wsmith2401]

"what's a resistor" girl saying what we were all thinking

[@sci_pain3409]

no, it’s making me want to slam my head on my desk.

[@radughita1992]

@@sci_pain3409 More than the flossing little turd?

[@LinxinMusic]

sci_pain Can you explain what a resistor is?

[@clonetheory3343]

@@LinxinMusic it lowers the amperage thruogh the circuit

[@clonetheory3343]

Amperes are the current flow

[@tiabean1635]

"Let's go to Fry's and get a motor and then let's go to Hotdog and get a Costco" lol. 🤭😂😂

[@Gnureplank1]

Hahah! The part with the kids was hilarious. You're like a supersmart guy with kid like energy, would have thought youd connect immediately

[@thedebtcollecter5006]

"Let's go to hot dog to get Costco" - William Osman

[@ualgun]

6:38 "lets go to hotdog and get costco" I want to meet you and be friends with you so, so much.

[@1fleshnhim]

um actually when he said that it was at 6:41 🤓 (Written by my son)

[@alexfaudel5245]

"A lot of them are really small" Shit those are the biggest lemons I've ever seen, colorado doesn't get good citrus fruits apparently cause I didnt know they could get that big lol

[@gator4458]

I live in Maryland and our lemons our super small.

[@TheDoritoBoi]

Mark rober and william osman are two very different distinct types of engineers. Choatic and hyper disciplined