How many parts can you take off a car?

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[@williamosman]

Buy my crap www.catwarehouse.com/

[@zachpullara5048]

No

[@maxpower4781]

Double no

[@blimlimlimm]

Maybe

[@xDieMaschine]

Of course bro

[@man_haver9160]

I will not buy thou “crap” for I am broke.

[@Goigigandfriends]

It’s so nice seeing Michael driving, I’m sure he feels great with his permit and two full grown adults in the car to help guide him!

[@cherrychuuu]

FOUL FOR THIS

[@kelseyling987]

They grow up so fast! 🥹

[@ChuckWood]

LMAOOO

[@AnthonyA-wj9my]

He’s a clown wearing a mask still and they were outside. What a robot

[@JasonLihani]

Well he legally needs at least one licensed driver in the car.

[@WaterjetChannel]

imagine being the guy who got pulled over after half a car just rolled by the police with no problems

[@real_dddf]

well they might have a shoddy car but they were driving legally, as opposed to the guy that probably broke some traffic law. Shows that that officer did not discriminate on basis of poverty (or I guess, mental insanity, how poor do you have to be to drive that car).

[@Bones12x2]

That dude absolutely had the 100% exact opposite reaction that the guys in the video had.... I bet he was totally like "... Those dudes are *ucked for suuuure.... WAIT... MEEEE!!!???"

[@sneersh9107]

@@real_dddf I mean just looking at that thing you'd think it's got to be illegal to drive on the street in some way (or many ways), but in reality it's not, cops pull people over for much less suspicious things lol

[@matthewmaillette]

LMAO

[@dirtrider88]

yea i dont beleive that bit for a second. the cop didnt even pull out, i bet that clip of the cop car sitting on the side of the road was filmed on a completely different day. also theres soooo many things illegal about that car no matter what state you live in

[@noonedream9333]

The comedy of asking why half the car is gone and the answer being “We were trying to fix the brake lights” is wonderful

[@Redstoneghost133]

I saw this comment before the silver car went out on the road, so I thought you were referring to the roofless cars.... NOT THE CAR ACTUALLY BEING IN HALF

[@edwingarcia708]

It reminded me of the “he’s fixing a divot” scene from space jam

[@puginator1612]

Lmao he's do good in a chop shop

[@noonedream9333]

@@Fit4C amen fam but idk if this is the way to share the news

[@ivar4355]

It it be like that

[@goblintdl4692]

They managed to push the price down to -$1000

[@goldengoat9524]

they shouldve won smh, that's a great price

[@stare4539]

yes

[@thepioneer1525]

They PAY YOU to buy the car

[@darealmrog]

@@thepioneer1525 If someone pays to to buy a car, are you buying it or selling it to yourself?

[@jyt4866]

@@thepioneer1525smh

[@kartauf_l8844]

They were so successful that they reduced the car’s price into the negatives!!

[@pogo1027]

According to that dealer you'd have to pay them $1000 to take that car off your hands. Therefore we can logically conclude that the dealership would have to pay no more than $999.99 to the next buyer of that car and still make a profit

[@michaelramsey82]

@@pogo1027 This is actually an interesting situation. Could you run an entire economy on negative prices, where the less you pay, the more it's worth?

[@SaddisticSpeller]

@@michaelramsey82 As odd as it is to think about, we pretty much already do with loans, credit, ect. It would work exactly the same, just opposite.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

@@michaelramsey82 Yes, you can! I can prove it to you if you give me 10,000 dollars.

[@roowut]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 don’t trust this guy, i’ll show you for just $20k

[@lillyph395]

The entire section at the drive-thru made me laugh so hard. The girl going to ask and just giving up, incredible.

[@ab7567]

That’s my favorite part. She just goes, you know what, nevermind. Lmfao

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@yuanheli307]

Maybe she suddenly saw the camera.

[@acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684]

I think she was about to ask, but then recognized either Michael and/or Will realized that it's better not to ask one of them.

[@zepol]

ask what? I'm clueless

[@alvinl0622]

“It’s a front wheel drive”, the timing on that is just comedic gold

[@twincaves1747]

1K likes and no replies?

[@cupidzsnakes6865]

1k likes and two replies?

[@jigginforbiggins8213]

1k likes and three replies?

[@arthurmorgan1550]

1k likes and four replies?

[@teeginlang6994]

1.1k likes and six replies?

[@yourfavoritebubbe7444]

Alan has some of best comedic timing of anyone I've ever seen. "It's a front-wheel drive" is one of those jokes you one get to hear once for the first time. Damn dude

[@kalim4]

legit cackled

[@StefanBrodd]

Could've said it's an all wheel drive too...

[@lsandjs9793]

The worker giving up on questioning them and asking if they wanted ketchup is the best unscripted comedy

[@Ave_Satana666]

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

[@looming_lawsuit]

@@Ave_Satana666 bro what

[@MartKencuda]

@@Ave_Satana666 Who the hell are you talking to?

[@shinystars2475]

@@Ave_Satana666 Jessie , what the hell are you talking about

[@noahstoker2128]

@@Ave_Satana666 imagine feeling the need to type all that out when you know it’s stupid 🤣

[@jamesembrey3100]

Realizing they WEREN’T being pulled over must’ve been the greatest rush of their young lives 😂

[@ToriKo_]

On God even I felt it

[@allstarwoo4]

Insurance aside it was road legal. Also They made this video as a joke but people will actually strip the car of unnecessary parts in certain races. Most common one is taking out all the passenger seats. And like they did breaking the side windows. Fun fact you don't need air bags if you have a five point harness.

[@moonsalibi]

@@allstarwoo4 Dont need any protection if you simply never crash (In case it is not obvious I am joking, safety first!)

[@allstarwoo4]

@@moonsalibi I know you're joking but when seat belts were first introduced people actually thought you were a wimp for wearing one.

[@_underscore_9271]

@@allstarwoo4 i know people that still think that And one of them rear ended a parked dump truck because his brakes gave out

[@InSearchOfScience]

This episode, Will and friends slowly develop a motorcycle without realizing it.

[@therranolleo468]

they got to 2 wheels at the end of it, pretty damn close if I do say so myself

[@padraicfanning7055]

Tonight on _Bottom Gear…_

[@MatthiasLee1]

...With an unconventional wheel placement

[@StraightEdgeZap]

yeah listening to his intro i was wondering if he realized he was trying to invent the moped

[@rondobrondo]

"This is not a safe car! It really tears ass!" Sounds like a motorcycle to me! Who would have thought going fast on two wheels was so fun??

[@hellsphoenix9308]

As a mechanic I’m so ducking confused on the red car being cut in half to find the breaks light wires😂. I… yeah… 🤣

[@orreongman]

I'm not a mechanic but the second they cut the unibody frame holding the brake lights didn't that make it illegal?

[@hellsphoenix9308]

@@orreongman yeah it does because if the car rolls you essentially no longer have a roll cage. Dude in the back seats head would have been gone😂👍🏻

[@youssefel-azzati6292]

Am I the only one who's worried about that fuel placement ?

[@josiahamaze]

They seem a little dumb at times well they are* lol

[@Felixsleftbigtoenail]

@@josiahamaze it’s not that dumb considering they earn money from it

[@smallmailman3992]

Dudes plan worked so well he managed to get its price in the negatives!! Now *that* is consumer friendly business!

[@Acidlib]

Negative a thousand bucks? I’ll take fifty!

[@Ave_Satana666]

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

[@MartKencuda]

@@Ave_Satana666 And here the comment is again. Are you gonna be okay? Do you need help?

[@Ave_Satana666]

@@MartKencuda nice hive mind response maybe address my point and or just shut up your attempt's at changing the subject don't work anything 2016 tactics won't work on a 2023 Chad you just look sad and your lack of rebuttal is evident and clear.

[@MartKencuda]

@@Ave_Satana666 Your replies have nothing to do with the main comments though. Are you just leeching off the top comments to get your tired point seen? If so all you're gonna do is annoy people and not get your voice heard.

[@tristenvillalobos7386]

wow i didn't realize how much I missed seeing Michael and William together on screen

[@stratusgio]

Like bread and somewhat over expiration date butter...

[@Dot2TheLock]

right i think they bring out level of fear no other duos do

[@rezq2883]

Top tier content

[@ozyssah]

Or just Michael and William in general

[@ZstackZip]

The boys are back

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Drive thrus should display photos of the most unique cars they've seen

[@Sambwich]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo dw nobody will

[@ferbherbs855]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo You truely are a Master-mind of comedy and the "ha-ha funny"

[@LordDragox412]

@@ferbherbs855 It's a bot.

[@davidpopolizio3781]

This comment tells me they probably take the car to a drive thru

[@LordDragox412]

@@davidpopolizio3781 Then maybe you should watch the video before reading the comments first. I know, what an amazing Idea! I must be a genius or something to come up with something as smart as that! /s

[@swagswag8946]

“It’s a front wheel drive” best line on KZbin

[@2aNullPointer]

William takes a break for a couple months and comes back with the best crackhead engineering KZbin content you've seen

[@rerere284]

are there other channels that do that I only know the russian car one

[@sebastiannitu6928]

@@rerere284 michael reeves i guess. He was in the vid

[@jojisbizzarreadventure]

It's really nice seeing Michael and Will spending quality father and son bonding time again

[@Bro-kt2uo]

I can die peacefully, knowing father and son were reunited 🥺

[@hi_its_jerry]

@@Bro-kt2uo me too...

[@StarForgers]

Only until Michael learns dad never got the milk...

[@hamoiq908]

Car company actually trying to minimise danger for once. William: “they’re making more money so it’s unnecessarry” You tell ‘em william

[@Cheeky_Goose]

But only for the people inside the cars lol.

[@HadezLord]

@@Cheeky_Goose what are they supposed to do, put pillows on the outside for pedestrians? 😂

[@NoxiousAffection]

@@HadezLord okay i know this is a joke but US truck companies have been steadily increasing the height of the grills (with no real benefit) for years, and the higher grills cause a significantly higher rate of pedestrian collision fatality

[@pikmanfan21]

@@NoxiousAffection the benefit is lookin cool 😎

[@kennorcott7074]

@@Cheeky_Goose you know pedestrian crash safety ratings are a thing right

[@zawg110]

imagine selling a car and finding out this is what it was used for💀

[@Psilomuscimol]

Idc if I got the cash

[@Psilomuscimol]

I took parts off my 4wd and took it mudding and then sold it to someone who then resold it for parts

[@natsim8581]

"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupéry

[@EliForeverCraft]

If you don't mind me asking, did he really say that?

[@papelrex]

@@EliForeverCraft my brother in christ google exists

[@EliForeverCraft]

@@papelrex Will do. Thank you!

[@maybenot909]

sounds real enough

[@SeaLevelTZ]

I saw a quote that said fake quotes will ruin the internet by ben franklin. I don't know if this quote is fake but the irony.

[@-a6833]

A good way to see that one of the blinkers is not functioning, is when the other blinkers on that side blink twice as fast as normal, apparently this also happens when you saw the car in half

[@DrDudezLoL]

Blinkers flashing faster than normal generally means one light is out on that side...or not there at all lol

[@Robo-xk4jm]

because there is no longer an electrical connection to the taillight blinkers, it thinks one of the bulbs burned out

[@MontgomeryWenis]

@@DrDudezLoL Nope, just that the front or back isn't working. Blinkers are on a relay, so when one doesn't connect, the signal travels back to the first one twice as fast.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Useful to know if you ever... saw a car in half.

[@NotaArtist]

Love how the second worker was professional, intensely confused, then cut themselves off and continued being professional. 100000/10

[@jamzee_]

Im certain they recognized who the crew was

[@Ryan-pw9uy]

Still dying at the fact that they were trying to find the brake light wires while the others were getting burgers and then 20 mins later half the car is gone 💀

[@baggier]

"why is half of the car gone?" "well we tried fixing the break light" normal people: that is so bizarre wtf engineers: *oh that's pretty normal engineering thought process*

[@blackholefreezeray8871]

“I didn’t want to fix it so I took it off”

[@alfredforbessealy524]

the sequel to "if it works don't touch it" : "if it doesn't work dump it"

[@njts6862]

Looks like my college major that i picked was right do dumbshit and make it work

[@Spacecat8888]

"The best part is no part" - Elon Musk, 2019

[@johnplaysgame]

*RCE wants to know your location.*

[@Zander10102]

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I have a feeling this isn't exactly what Saint-Exupery meant.

[@Zander10102]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Then your feeling is 100% wrong. This, my friend, is peak engineering.

[@SF-op5ix]

This is so funny

[@joybotics]

I never ever leave comments, but this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[@jameshebert1214]

We all missed you Will, hope you're doing good

[@arkesh110]

hope you’re doing will*

[@will.dornon]

I hope will is well*

[@tamiwu0346]

Will my king 🙇‍♂️

[@nonesuchone]

I mean… there’s hours of podcast + he’s in all his homies’ videos’s but, I feel ya

[@caravaneerkhed]

I’d prefer if you didn’t speak for me. Thanks.

[@Beencheeling]

Pee is lighter than coolant, so you could pee in the radiator to save even more weight

[@jjsanimations]

good idea, and it's also free

[@lincolncole262]

ok what in the what

[@Beencheeling]

@@lincolncole262 yo peey and ya radiyaythor

[@Beencheeling]

@@jjsanimations just don't get seen peeing in the radiator :)

[@Harsha04120]

why do you know that

[@PixiePollen]

some of my key favourite moments here: the in-n-out worker being beyond baffled and ending up not even asking about the car in the end, but instead asking if they want condiments the sheer chaos when everyone saw the butt-less car screeching across the dirt “ bad news guys, my grandma died “ “ she’s actually not dead and she’s not gonna find that funny “ the whole convention about airbags only being an excuse to charge more money for cars

[@YossiRafelson]

I think she was gonna ask if they were recording a KZbin video

[@Frazer2]

@@YossiRafelson Girl was smart to redirect the question with another question, as I always say NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH A CAMERA.

[@lille0le502]

dont forget 05:36

[@belathor1578]

SIDE airbags specifically, normal airbags are most definitely necessary for legal cars

[@declan2775]

not gonna mention the bit where Michael tries to open his door but it falls off, followed by the red car falling off the stands? that part was perfect

[@evenfrank5223]

As a mechanic this is hard to watch but I lost my mind when I saw the fuel tank on top of the engine.

[@NeffF]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@rrteppo]

Please explain why the fuel tank on top made you freak. Other than the fire hazard

[@heathjake25]

@@rrteppo we are all pyromaniacs, why else?

[@tstuff]

@@rrteppo You have a bomb sitting on top of an ignition source

[@sean6992]

You dont need to be an engineer to know that, you just need common sense 😂

[@michaelramsey82]

Words cannot describe how much I missed the classic William and Michael adventures. This has made my week.

[@holajza]

Be me, mechanic. Have benn screaming in terror since the start of this video, haven't stopped for 45 minutes

[@Psilomuscimol]

I mean did they take off necessary engine parts?

[@Psilomuscimol]

Haven't watched the whole thing

[@fabiom7078]

I just love how everyone who removes windows for weight reduction just smashes them in, so that all the sharts are just inside the car but broken so the weight is still there, it's just harder to take them out.

[@natebit7167]

Lmao good point. They should have smashed them from the inside

[@jrmbayne]

Have no doubt that car was full of sharts, but the word you were looking for here was shards

[@kareemelsadek]

Losing my shit over this thread

[@NgCaleb]

But they just removed the whole doors

[@zacharygrossman8316]

@@kareemelsadek are you sharting over this thread?

[@tyrael64]

"Well you can't drive- it won't drive like that...." "It's a front-wheel drive." "Oh!" *Cut to driving the front half of a car* This killed me lmao

[@Unusual.Incidents_Unit]

Well just attach the cauch to end of car and engine on top and it works fine

[@jackallope2200]

Just put some shopping cart wheels on the back, duct tape some brake lights and a license plate and you're set!

[@TheRoyalRandom]

Dude, best line ever

[@JS-rv3et]

hey put one tire back on in the back maybe like reverse trike and its all good to goo

[@stineberg8795]

Jeremy Clarkson did that already.

[@capybara6008]

"Wind in my hair, glass in my asscrask" Most legendary line ever

[@zukoHD]

Its honestly really weird seeing them drive around the area i lived in from around 11 years old until now (23). Like seeing them pull onto seaward past harbor where the old carrows used to be (its a black bear diner now which is way better), seeing them pull into the areas most popular in n out. Alot of their vids are like this too. Michael shot his Roomba vid in the target i used to work at. Its pretty cool to see and gives it a weird fever dream aspect haha.

[@Ciocalatta]

Definitely shocked me too seeing them pull up to areas I recognize and just going “wait…”

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

That's pretty cool man

[@benmiriello7059]

The amazing thing is how, just like with the cars, you were able to remove most of the hours and hours of footage you had and in the end there's this 15min video that's still fully functional.

[@Nolyswag1]

To further prove William's point, this cut down video is better optimized and more watchable than the several hours of raw footage. huh.

[@benmiriello7059]

​@@Nolyswag1 He'd been talking for months about the crazy volume of footage that made this video take so long to release, so I was referencing that. I can see how this would seem like a pointless comment without knowing that.

[@wiskyr6510]

@@benmiriello7059 Wouldn't say pointless. I mean everyone knows that videos have a lot more raw footage than the cut and polished product and you made a joke about the parallelism

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

my mom's first car was a "cut and shunt," as she called it. Two different cars very illegally welded together and rusted through underneath the carpet. Best thing is she didn't know until years later, no mechanics ever noticed it (somehow???) until a decent few years later.

[@hamoiq908]

Yeah those typa cars are so dangerous yet in a lot of the smaller dealerships they sell them cause it’s a bigger profit for them

[@ColonelSandersLite]

They probably knew but figured it was better to not ask questions. Probably figured it was all she could get and she was willing to take the risks.

[@bachaddict]

Two different ones, or one car cut in half and imported as "parts" to avoid import duty?

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@bachaddict I'm not sure actually, but this was in the 80s and it was a car made in the UK which she bought in the UK, so super bizarre!

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@ColonelSandersLite haha probably true, they just looked at her and thought yeah she gives 'cut n shunt' vibes

[@judahcantclimb]

I love how they keep making jokes about how young michael is, then make him drive the car.

[@sir_vix]

He still has good eyesight.

[@rupert_1491]

@@sir_vix yeah about that

[@sir_vix]

@@rupert_1491 Osman is 31, which is like an L.A. 85

[@rupert_1491]

@@sir_vix i was talking about micheals glasses

[@sir_vix]

@@rupert_1491 ironically he only wears them in an attempt to look old enough to buy beer.

[@ninjasack9134]

whenever michael is driving a car, he always looks lime he just got his driver's license. And when he looked excited to drive the two wheeled car, he looked like a kid who finally gets to drive dad's car

[@nutmeg_j]

Back in the 70s, before seatbelts were a thing, my granddad had a spectacular car that wouldn't turn left and had a hole through the floor. One of my uncles actually fell out of the car while it was in motion, but surprisingly, he fell through a window. 😂

[@asongaboutagirl8776]

i think in the 80s my dad bought a karmann ghia. it also didn't have a floor (rusted out). he was living on long island at the time & just dealt with the fact rain and snow often came up through the bottom

[@sensasian805]

Idk when but when my grandpa was younger he built a car with a friend and while taking it out for a test drive the steering wheel came off

[@brandonallred6190]

In the slight chance you see this, I hope you don’t completely lose your passion for creating content. Seeing this in my feed literally made my month. Love you Big Willy -Little Willy

[@kimgkomg]

Your name is Brandon

[@smoogle3g4c37]

Check out the safedy third podcast, he's hosted dozens of podcasts on that channel. He's still creating content, just not too much on this channel.

[@guardianofwillpower]

@@kimgkomg I'm sure he already knows his name

[@jeffjeffrets3253]

Here here 🥂

[@lulhighman3428]

What he said. Little willies out

[@fizzy9880]

Glad to see the court case was finally resolved and Will got custody of his son Michael.

[@Codeman1930]

Who was he fighting against in court? Lilypichu?

[@ConfusdTarz]

@@Codeman1930 obviously

[@orppranator5230]

@@Codeman1930 Wait, what? Michael is dating his own mother?

[@linuxnoodle8682]

@@orppranator5230 wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's done

[@alessandrab.6261]

every time I finally stopped laughing they showed the whole car and I lost it again, tears are running down my face

[@Em-kz4yv]

William and Michael have big “don’t tell your mother about this, son” energy.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

And Michael always somehow escalates it into "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you"

[@toydose]

First of all i just wanna say that this feels like a bootleg mythbusters and i absolutely love it. Secondly, the cashier at in-n-out definitely wanted to ask if y'all were from youtube or something but i love the save by asking if you wanted ketchup.

[@TheEvanAndrews]

She caught herself like, "yeah that's a dumb question, of course this is for some dumb youtube hijinks. I'll just look it up later instead of holding up the drive-thru line with all the obvious questions."😂

[@ECHO-kq3ti]

I'm pretty sure the MythBusters did do like the half a car thing

[@friendlyboi1900]

More like top gear to me

[@Dongonzales123]

I thought maybe she was wondering if they wanted to prank her or something stupid

[@skyty0]

"We didn't know if this airbag would go off or not" The fact that you hacked up these cars equiped with multiple airbags WITHOUT removing the battery is abhorrently dangerous and wholly irresponsible. Donating to Patreon.

[@moonsalibi]

Removing the battery is extra labor which means a higher priced car. Clearly, it was an economic risk.

[@丨匚卄匚几]

Agree, airbags are literally explosives, the least you can do (if you are a fucking pussy) is removing the battery for safety (this word sucks ass) EDIT : also using a hammer? instant like

[@WraithLK]

Jokes aside I think they did remove them lol. Michael said something along the lines of “it shouldn’t go off without power”

[@FrickenHamster]

@@WraithLK Airbags are designed to hold a residual charge so they work for a while after the battery as been disconnected. Its always good to wait a few hours before working on parts with airbags after disconnecting the battery.

[@Hariol_]

If you aren't willing to risk life and limb for content can you really call yourself a content creator?

[@jakobgeorge5354]

"Alen stop stealing the wrenches!" Me craking up knowing theres a wrench called an alenwrench

[@Dapstart]

This actually reminds me of my grandpa's car. The day he bought it as he was driving out of the dealership another car drove by, somehow snagged on his side mirror and ripped the entire door off, driving away with it stuck to their car.

[@sasssf1668]

Unlucky dude

[@SimplesRugs]

This made me laugh.. thank you!

[@Poopballs17473]

The boys !!!!!

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Well, at least he now has a story to tell.

[@Ayylmao2437]

Thats one strong mirror! Almost a design flaw. Surely you would want the mirror bracket to shear off with less force than it takes to rip the entire door off lmao.

[@johngrasso6224]

Incredible return, so glad to see Michael back. Lost my shit when the front door fell off instead of opening and the red car rolled off missing two wheels at 12:20

[@FumbleBee1312]

MISSING TWO WHEELS IS A BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT

[@thelastcube.]

@@FumbleBee1312 nah i think apart from missing two wheels, it was just fine

[@cabwaylingo_]

the comedic timing was perfect

[@Remls]

Yeah, this bit felt like it was straight out of some slapstick comedy cartoon show

[@GameGrumps]

It's beautiful watching the scientific method at work. Good job, fellas!

[@aarnav_s69]

The scientific method indeed.

[@dingus4260]

Wtf hey Game Grumps!

[@rustyskunks]

The lame grumps

[@randömfiish]

@@rustyskunks Comedy master over here

[@BarioIDL]

i thought they're gonna make a buggy or something

[@martha7157]

The fact that they had Michael 12 year old Reeves driving the car in front of the police makes it even funnier

[@George_vv]

I really appreciate how they got Dax to come out there and say 3 words.

[@desmond-hawkins]

Dax is everywhere these days! He's been in many Joel Haver videos recently too.

[@Shero1337]

I unironically love in all the videos Daxflame shows up in

[@KronicBAD-CONTENT]

i lost it when dax came out of nowhere as the judge just to not be seen again

[@negil]

I love how quick and decisive Dax's decision was, and now quickly the video ended after

[@artiction]

glad to see him

[@solomon2082]

Yea he was literally there for that one part 😂

[@Siphonife]

Unlike how quick it was for Will to finish Editing this video. Jests aside. The video was amazing.

[@mjdsr3100]

I love how a pack of "scientists" couldn't figure out how to take a door off properly. 😂

[@mootwo_]

duh they're scientists, not engineers

[@smallfryskilledge1550]

I wouldn’t expect a police officer to put out fires

[@scoobsshrooms109]

@@mootwo_ well some of them are engineers lol

[@DisDatK9]

@@scoobsshrooms109 but they aren’t door engineers

[@ReXoRofc]

@@DisDatK9 yeh they're cringineers

[@LawTaranis]

Watching engineers do mechanic things is honestly the greatest form of entertainment

[@Berd]

technically u can take ALL of the parts off of a car

[@koiboi1676]

I have a car like that

[@jackwood594]

Luv u berd

[@Makujah_]

Not really. If you roll out in city traffic in such a car, authorities will call it "jaywalking"

[@FrozenGamerMan]

Imagine adding taillights and a caster wheel to that pontiac lmao

[@sollyvenn]

and still be a car? stfu

[@mrravinraven]

The pure joyous laughter I had at watching the half car go, oh my god that was absolutely fantastic!

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

it universally ignites a childlike joy in all of us

[@feelinghealingfrequences7179]

half car has how many wheels? whistling diesel did a two wheel truck

[@IoriTatsuguchi]

Yeah I love this video. I felt like I haven’t laughed in ages!

[@comaiscool]

"We can't drive it like that!" "It's a front wheel drive!" Died laughing

[@jkolada]

Allen wins the video with the delivery there, assist to the video editor.

[@invi8160]

Isn’t that the line from the green hornet segment on mythbusters?

[@MrJasonwong1010]

12:29 “Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship!”

[@Quantum_Magnus]

What came after Allen said “it’s a front wheel drive,” I almost spat my mouthwash out from laughter after seeing their “car.”

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Well sticky note "glue" at first glance seems like it would be bad because the guy creating it failed to make a glue that would stick without coming off easily, but now we have sticky notes. The Xbox made a mistake by choosing the design before the tech but then they managed to create one that would last even longer and it can handle falling off of a dresser and then having a lamp fall onto it after being purchased used and being left to run all night on more than one occasion. This turned out to be a good thing and it was not a good thing because I created something else great, it was a good thing because it improved the original thing without necessarily being intended but calling it originally is a bit iffy. Wait is this one you would properly use the word iffy? Oh well. I used it that way so ha. Open your eyes and see. This is more than a car, it is a revolutionizing carryable apparatus of reliability- or car for short. And also removing the hood would allow for the engine to cool a lot better because it's directly getting the air which is more efficient at cooling things down then using an AC that's built into the car and was not redneck engineering Beauty into having an AC blowing into the car from the hole in the roof left from that sunlight thing whatever it's called. They could have put holes in there, they could have normalized having slots in there that allow air to be intaken to the engine- and they didn't. Even those who create the big things are not immune to flaw, and a lowly janitor is not immune to solving mathematical problems that take an entire University staff more than a day to conceive, or a student from being so casually good at math problem and that problem is one that was thought to be impossible to solve, yeah that good at math. There are Rags to Riches stories but they're not very common and one of these people critiqued I think Einstein or Charles Darwin, some big guy in the scientific community. And the smartest person to ever be conceived probably wasn't even given the opportunity to display this considering just how many people are incapable of inflamed their intelligence to its fullest like the parts of Africa that people most know, Hawaii back before it was a tourist attraction, most any third world country, and somewhere that I didn't list because information deficiency. Need I remind you that the Native Americans and African Americans are superior because they each have biological superiorities in bone density, one has some intense skin superiority, the other has superiority with their eye focusing and their teeth but yet these people were either genocided were forced into an undesirable condition. Let's not even touch on the racism coming to the Asians despite that very productive organs as men require less nutrition to update, and the Asian brought on by the division of cells is not going to be as prevalent due to less cells meeting to divide to create that thing when it's smaller, and did I mention that there's less nutrients to upkeep it, and you could say that I've touched the toilet with my male reproductive organ multiple times and they were not pleasant times. So if anything the best size is indeed the 2 millimeter. So do you now wish to criticize them? How about you try criticizing them when you realize that the man who discovered what washing your hands can do to the spread of illness was put in a mental institution for his crazy ideas or was it idea. Einstein's theory of relativity was one's controversial, now are you sure you want to continue beating on the guys with the high iq, the great solutions, the successful failures, and the superior genetics?

[@requiemforameme1]

They’re planning a “Crosstrek” model with all-wheel drive. It’s just the same exact car with an “AWD” badge.

[@Quantum_Magnus]

@dilik mli idk who that is.

[@dr.coomer789]

I too wash my mouth while watching youtube

[@Allisonlikescats]

“Michael wouldn’t last 30 seconds in Juvie” Michael being a grown man and all… But still children would take his ass out 😂

[@MrShinjiTabris]

I mean have you seen Michael at the boxing event, Man's got moves though

[@exodust3114]

He’d sneak in a taser they’ve no chance of surviving

[@end6977]

He would probably make a chainsaw from soap and plastic forks

[@piyo744]

@@exodust3114 this is one of the only times i've seen "they've" used this way

[@vituperation]

"Michael being a grown man and all" I like the part where you explained the joke thank you I did not know what Will meant by

[@chaseb.4811]

12:22 - 12:27 was funnier than the rest of the video combined, Michael’s door falling off when he opens it and then half of a car driving while scraping the ground. Absolute chaos.

[@ldn915]

Truu u just cant made those stuffs up,. Best sequence ever,.😂

[@zkdelta8014]

It's almost like a watching a cartoon

[@MrDarkSky]

The first person I’ve found that has spelled Michael right

[@fmga]

Was just about to make this comment

[@Ardeact]

@@MrDarkSky Michael jackson

[@BlakGm]

12:29 "Double your car's power-to-weight ratio with this one weird trick!"

[@Themantogoto]

This has such old school Top Gear janky car building vibes, love it.

[@jasminedavis6686]

Scrapheap challenge!

[@snerttt]

Because they did the "cutting a car in half" but in top gear. It's the episode where they make diy limousines.

[@bonimnida]

Exactly, some of the methods felt very Clarkson

[@YayAkiba]

@@bonimnida "Allen you moron"

[@stineberg8795]

@@bonimnida has anyone got a hammer?

[@sethc4758]

first car i bought on my own was a 90's mitsubishi eclipse gt-s, it only had 30k miles but previous owner an airman crashed it into a pole, probably trying to drift on the airbase he worked at. so he didnt report the damage meaning it had a clear title. but it was missing a hood and had front end damage. i bought it with plans to fix it and sell it. i was driving it around with no hood for a week when i hit black ice at 70mph and went rolling into a ditch. i was taken to the hospital in an ambulance for a minor cut on my hand that needed stitches. police came to the hospital a few hours later conducting their accident investigation. The officer asked about the hood and i told him there wasnt one he said "ohh good... we thought it flew off! We spent 3 hours and searched about an entire square mile area from where you crashed trying to find where the hell the hood went! we did find your battery about 100 yards from the wreck tho." lol

[@IoriTatsuguchi]

lmao

[@Fennecfanboy]

damn rip the car

[@DarkGT]

So that is the purpose of the hood, keeping the battery from flying away. Be sure to have a hood on your cars guys!

[@El_Chompo]

that treacherous, ruthless, black ice!

[@thenormalyears]

@@DarkGT that and stopping rain from gettin in the air box is literally all it’s good for

[@DamnCyrus]

"Wind in my hair, Glass in my ass" William is actually crazy for doing this video, it was FUCKING hilarious. The cops wouldn't pull you guys over because with a car like that, what would you even bribe them with /s

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

The trick to getting away with crime is making the police think you're not worth their time.

[@Brown_Water]

dax flame spawning in had me dying

[@SpectrumAnalysis]

The most anxiety inducing moment is looking at William's seatbelt while they're driving to the car seller with the police in tow. That thing is BARELY holding on.

[@cat-.-]

They cut the cost of the car from $2000 to -$1000, so that was kinda legendary already. Imagine buying a car and the dealer pays you 1000

[@jacobelgan5196]

"you want a hamburger?" "Man, I'd kill for a hamburger!" Knowing Michael, that wasn't a metaphor Edit: I do realize i should've replaced "metaphor" with "figure of speech", but I've made my mistake and I prefer to leave that shame for future readers to understand the context of the replies

[@rangerleaf1505]

What bodies? Michael asked calmly

[@jacquesca]

It’s not a metaphor in the first place

[@kriszenn1125]

It’s not a metaphor

[@OgdenM]

He did make that surgery machine after all. Ya gotta test it with a real human.....

[@qwertyTRiG]

@@rangerleaf1505 Didn't Tom Scott once call him a reprobate?

[@kkewsuk]

LMAOO i laughed so hard when they came back to just see half of the red car gone 💀 💀

[@DavidMcCoul]

From the look on iDubzz’s face after he smashes that window, you can tell he wanted to do that for a long time

[@cabinetflipper3498]

it’s just like the old videos, it begins somewhat serious and begins to spiral down and down more into chaos until it’s just a group of idiots doing stupid things i love it

[@TedNivison]

What an absolutely ridiculous idea

[@potato1907]

ted what are you planning

[@Giblet12]

I love your channel Todd

[@danmueller2491]

thats a weird way to spell brilliant

[@ruizheli1974]

What's up check mark

[@wrightexe1]

says the guy that spent 3 weeks eating at every rainforest cafe

[@danadarvebass]

I love how William just floored it the second he got in.

[@jasonfails237]

I remember you talking multiple times about being stressed out over this video. Happy to say this vid is fucking hilarious and you have nothing to worry about

[@UpLateGeek]

Thank you for finally shedding light on the fact that cars have far too many parts. They really need to start cutting back on all those useless features like windows, doors, roofs, or rear wheels, so they can be affordable for normal people once again.

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Honestly ever since I got a chance to ride my dad's battlebot down a suburban street at 60mph with nothing but my wits and an rc controller, I rather think the only thing you REALLY need are wheels, motor, electricity source, and some bullshit to strap it to.

[@Dr.Spatula]

These cars exist however they are actually much more expensive

[@chebypattern]

Glad seeing William doing okay, always happy whenever he uploads

[@mythical_pizza]

The half of a car driving gives me immense Red Green Show vibes

[@iwantmyvanback]

Love Williams videos so much. Especially when he brings the whole crew together. Seeing him have a good time with iDubbbz, Michael Reeves, and friends always makes me happy.

[@suspense_comix3237]

The bare bones of a car is basically a frame, an engine, the parts for the engine (gasoline tank, oil reservoir, etc.), a transmission, a drivetrain, brakes, wheels, some sort of protection cage like the doors which protects the drivers and passengers from falling out, places for the passengers and driver to sit, seatbelts, and lights.

[@Zenovarse]

Eh we can make do with 2 front wheels

[@gralha_]

barebones of a car is a motorized bycicle

[@DanielHatchman]

Steering wheels, steering rack, suspension.

[@DanielHatchman]

Seats

[@ಠಿ_ಠ-ಯ1ಭ]

Sooo a car...?

[@oddlem]

can I just say how happy I am that you still kept going after your "I'm Done" video. you're one of my favorite channels to binge watch and 90% of the other ones I like are dead!! so thank you so much, your stuff is honestly the best

[@heyopc]

oddlem

[@KNR90]

I've been watching others like Allen Pan and Reeves (who basically uploads just as regularly) and am so happy every time I see him. He's just so personable. While I would love to meet some of the others, I feel like I could hang out with him. Until he realizes how little I know about robotics

[@oddlem]

@@heyopc hi chris

[@heyopc]

@@oddlem oddlem!

[@bartoszfelinski5696]

I love how they didn't went for power steering, abs or some other normal weight reductions, just straight to ripping off doors

[@alanbunbun6961]

11:53 "do you want any ketchup?" ive never heard anyone so dejected and defeated in my lifee

[@erycktackitt6771]

I like this. I was a firefighter for years and honestly it always seemed expensive for these cars. Until you see them in an accident. Older cars people would get torn apart. New cars had safety features and air bags everywhere

[@tylersowa3858]

Like the new bronco optional feature of blowing your motor

[@ToreDL87]

@@tylersowa3858 FORD's are exempt.🤣

[@tylersowa3858]

@@ToreDL87 the old ford trucks are yes! New ones not so much ..6.4, 6.0,don't have s*it on the 7.3 lol I like ford just to clarify

[@ToreDL87]

@@tylersowa3858 Ah I meant ford breaks down so much that if the Bronco didn't detonate it's own engine it would almost be a surprise 😁 Ofc, the 7.3 is golden ^^ A sadder story is the drivetrain behind it 🤣

[@tylersowa3858]

@@ToreDL87 facts ⬆️

[@TheShadowFellan]

12:20 The absolute chaos of the door falling off and the front wheel drive car getting off the jack in that one split second is peak evil engineer youtube content.

[@mattchstick]

6:47 "James, can I borrow your van?"

[@NatiiixLP]

Thank you fellas for bringing back the old Top Gear DIY car hacking content, except with an even goofier cast! The scene where the police pull over another car, while everyone in the silver car is panicking out of their mind, had me in stitches.

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

I drove a 2003 Kia optima for about 15 years. By the time I was done with I had removed a lot of parts that broke (or I just thought they were annoying) Glovebox, center console lid, all sorts of random plastic parts including the cover for the ceiling lights. All the floor mats, the cover that went over top of the wheel well. When the door seals started coming loose or dry rotting I would just peel them off (satisfying) It was actually kinda nice driving it bare like that. May he RIP, sent to the junk yard for $350. Bought it used when I was 16 for like $6,000.

[@pegasBaO23]

You got your value for sure

[@Teh_Bean]

What? Might as well have removed the windows, too. Heck, who needs doors?

[@OriginalUnknown2]

350 aint bad! sounds like a great car tho. may he rip.

[@madlad25]

Stonks 📈

[@xChimkin]

mmm i have a 2021 kia and it's so pleasant. great cars

[@jackskudlarek3138]

I sympathize with that service worker SO MUCH. Youre currious if theyre filming, but you also dont wanna touch that can of worms if they're not. Best just to assume its 3 idiots on youtube and not meth.

[@tylorhillman9186]

So no one else is going to talk about how the legend, Daxflame, just appears for like 5 seconds to judge the cars and that's it lol

[@Chiefqueef91]

I know right lol

[@Chiefqueef91]

@@dzenansmajlovic6896 ice cream shop sabatuer

[@erazn9077]

They did a podcast with him so it makes sense

[@teeceedee]

@@dzenansmajlovic6896 pffff dax flame is the coolest Name ever

[@bippy201]

That name is so nostalgic to me now

[@VoxiPops]

The sheer joy in William's voice while driving the half-car gives me life.

[@iziwi2910]

I love how dax was there for like 5 seconds just to verify that the shifty half-a-car won.

[@notthottie9882]

im more impressed he didnt use those 5 seconds to tell us what movies he was in

[@ismaelrodriguez5685]

what happens when a fuck ton of engineers come together

[@The-Cookie]

we need this to happen more often.

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

The fact the red car still drives stable is a testament to how well engineered modern cars are (for the most part)

[@everrybody]

That car is like 20 years old lol. Heck the brand that made that car (Pontiac) died back in 2008, mainly because of how poorly made they were

[@kingofroses302]

Not really a modern car. Pontiac Grand Am is like 20 years old.

[@Ninjamation345]

@@everrybody "i mean... that poorly made car is being driven while half soo" Lmao

[@kalesoup7633]

@@Ninjamation345 it’s fwd, any fwd car can do that…

[@GewelReal]

without the roof it will collapse at some point

[@rasbros8109]

"wind in my hair. Glass in my asscrack" 12:10

[@SrPelo]

Glad willy is back

[@龗]

Didnt expect you here

[@zircron45]

Hello loud funny man I agree with you

[@the_sussyone1739]

Same funny table abuser man

[@danielderias4773]

1 like = 1 flex tape for Sr Pelo's poor table

[@mightyduck2133]

Hes really cool

[@lexwelsh3511]

Don’t worry guys, it’s just an open concept design.