How Not to Drive with Dan and Phil

[@soniapereira3527]

Dan did not fall of his chair. Phil did. Dans wearing red. Phil’s wearing black. Dan did not curse. Phil said f. What.is.happening

[@keiraflowers-bate3546]

Yeah Dan did swear he said "oh shit" under his breath when PHIL fell off his chair

[@sydneybrown6566]

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Sonia Pereira NO NO NNNNNOOOOO

[@strawberrymilk4k]

When did Phil cuss?!😲😂

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

Sonia Pereira THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!

[@patblack781]

"I'm not expecting you to win, just survive!" This has the potential to be my motto for the rest of my life!

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

Same!

[@user-ck2cw7ug5c]

I love this

[@yvette7981]

LOL same!

[@rossen7392]

Same

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Dan's emo voice: *everyone dies in the end*

[@ky2827]

*o phil i wanna text ya* W H A T S T H E T E A *cmon phil* T E L L M E T H E T E A

[@vp3841]

are we just gonna ignore the loud OH PHIL I LOVE YA we got in this vid?

[@ky2827]

Volt Prime lmao

[@ky2827]

7:47 (just in case)

[@brightenhowell5631]

7:24 Stop sexting phil

[@Liletter]

sum random asian, tell-METH-e-TEA.

[@helenarosno]

Dan’s what I call a *backseat driver*

[@sour.visions]

Helena Rosno t r u e

[@danisnotonfiretm6131]

If you think Dan’s a backseat driver then I must be one too 😂

[@emilykalunga3510]

Them long arms

[@lynnm4615]

Dan with his little bow on the sweatshirt

[@espresshoe9253]

Sunshine Lester the last time the bow was ever seen

[@lemonscentedhoneycomb3414]

that little bow... just waiting to be tugged...

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

That bow is my aesthetic.

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

Sunshine Lester i know right it’s too howlsom .... do you get it dan Howell...... wholesome...... I’ll just leave

[@littlemonster5296]

IKR!! finally find a comment talk bout it !

[@ayleng.b.6973]

Phil crashing cars and saying sorry... That's it, he has all my love

[@molecularalien]

maybe he's secretly Canadian

[@ioannad1857]

oh my god yes

[@montannafay]

I used to play GTA to run over people...

[@seven9612]

Competitions. Bad puns. Falling off chairs. Spooky week really is coming.

[@Thevioletgates]

Swam ShouldScram the season of falling off chairs has come

[@MB-yu7ss]

@@Thevioletgates I--- wowwah

[@mac6720]

Swam ShouldScram I actually laughed at this

[@ash0550]

Yaaaaaaaaass

[@franziska9260]

but spooky baking isn't a thing this year

[@sedakchuckal6857]

dan with a frog emoji in front of Phil's face going "come on Phil tell me THE TEA" is the single funniest thing I have ever seen

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

You know it's going to be a good one when it starts with a dead vine

[@searchingforserendipity7629]

Yunn Nan Is there such thing as a vine that isn’t dead?

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

The vines we love best live in us forever

[@monga4509]

Bold of you to assume vines can die

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

Oh god I've started a vine war... Please don't hurt me

[@louisaglen187]

If vine is dead, does that make all of the old Vines dead or a legacy of the place in which they were created?

[@xxemzxx1297]

*"COME on PHIL send ME a SEXY picture!"*

[@crisis4415]

xXEmzXx I was waiting for this comment.😂

[@bankofbananas5987]

"WHAT'S the TEA!"

[@fatpotato5332]

"Phil I love you" oh g o d

[@zainabshaikh5141]

phil: i crashed about 5 times dan: i'm failing you also phil: why?!

[@bambi-iq3it]

*insert pikachu meme*

[@francyopazog.8325]

Me

[@awsd3503]

imagine someone looking through their window to see grown men pushing eachother around their kitchen on a chair

[@bambi-iq3it]

I'd just sigh and sip my tea

[@totallyawesomereallycool]

You know, just casually staring through someone's window

[@r.0xii]

instant stroke because of how much i'd be laughing

[@oliyeeyie]

i'm a bendy toe |-/

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am_93]

"*sigh* Gerald, they're at it again.."

[@erinIs]

The apartment tour we never got.

[@mac6720]

TrashMuffin this made me laugh

[@novantum]

Dan: I don’t expect you to win, I just want you to survive. Phil: *kills a whole family, crashes into everything, smashes telephone booth* Dan: ... well at least you didn’t die that’s all that matters

[@atariistarr]

AmazingAngie He doesn’t wanna live he just wants to *Not Okay blasts*

[@buzzahbee]

Rip Justin and the kids 2018-2018 You will be missed

[@Faith_Soprano]

This makes me think of that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob gets long pants and everyone suddenly starts thinking of him as a capable adult, so an instructor actually gives him a driving license, even though he's the most horrible driver ever, just because he has long pants, and Mrs Puff wakes up with a sense of dread because she knows the end is nigh.

[@sour.visions]

Faith Soprano YES

[@stormcloudsabound]

i think the title should be DAN BULLIES PHIL WHILE HE TRIES TO PLAY GAMES

[@mikolover1000]

dan's little hoodie bow's all nice and tied eh? it would be a shame if someone were to TUG on it

[@seriah16]

mikolover1000 😂😂😂

[@fatpotato5332]

Oh jesus ikr 😂😂😂

[@mazeofmemories3177]

what incident?

[@itssssstef]

MWAHAHHA

[@emmaw606]

Maeve Yarbrough what was it?

[@onlyoncetbj]

"What the f- eff is this?" Phil almost swearing is 👌

[@tiariley5441]

Dan or Mario Scientists can't tell

[@philtrashno2]

I just read that in Dan's voice

[@notizzy7223]

or the johnny johnny yes papa dad

[@green0bean05]

I actually thought this was mario kart from the thumbnail

[@Chesterbobby39]

I was thinking Span a portento of Spanish and Dan

[@emerybryn]

You guys have seemed to swap colour schemes and I love it lol ♥︎

[@somramo]

Congrats lad

[@philtrashno2]

Congrats on the heart!!1!!1!

[@fatpotato5332]

C o n g r a t S

[@buzzahbee]

Phil: give me a pat on the head Dan: *awkwardly pats*

[@buzzahbee]

*14:32** minutes of Dan making jokes about how Phil can't drive*

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

Quality content 👌

[@buzzahbee]

@@madelinegreenwood4810 just what I want

[@xiumilk]

why is the part when dan is pushing phil so cute lmao

[@valvalval_04]

Highly domestic

[@Bee-pd7oe]

Dan saying 'Golly' Is my aesthetic.

[@RandomPerson-sz4cm]

B - Blox 13:22

[@beefybenito8496]

Emo Boi Trans

[@beefybenito8496]

Trans is cool amietite

[@rafiabintaali8530]

Janice down the road is scared for her children

[@NicoleElizabeth]

i watched this in a car, v immersive

[@NicoleElizabeth]

OMG ILY

[@daisyhappy8]

omggggg

[@bella-sh2nv]

NICOLE!!

[@ivyrose2356]

Spaceship, can’t relate

[@bethanyrm]

Seriously, you and Phil need to collaborate at this point

[@ren-iv4uz]

Phil: I'm actually doing better! *crashes violently*

[@lilgermlame]

Dan pushing Phil around is the cutest thing ever

[@bikiniatol1]

I just want to say, kOoL uSErnaMe

[@TripleA7mNc]

they are about 5 yrs old I think lol

[@Axel-wh2gy]

i love ur username

[@sutherlingw]

i literally just stared at phil’s hair the whole time wtf it’s so pretty

[@RoqueSox]

ikr! i literally looked at it and wanted to pet him 🤣

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

Cats are lactose intolerant Phil is lactose intolerant... Phil is a cat confirmed

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

And it would explain the excessive use of _'yassssssssssssssssss'_

[@toripineapple8979]

I thought cats drank milk

[@rosebudgirl1857]

Some cats aren't. My kitty loves all milk products. :)

[@yaboi1934]

Toripineapple same 😆

[@keishabriannax]

some cats drink milk..

[@myapilled]

*bold of you to assume dan would even get close to a spider philip*

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

saintdior OMG TOO TRUE!!!

[@avarackham1043]

"Maybe a sticker for your boo boo" - Daniel Howell 2018

[@aryn1999]

Alvamal Rackham tIME sTAMP

[@living_on_a_thread]

Lisa Le 12:49

[@mackenziekesterson8608]

Ok I’ve seen no comments on this but Dan pushing Phil around in the chair was the cutest thing I’ve seen all day

[@evangeline819]

Mackenzie Kesterson ikr how are people not talking about it?!?

[@jennywhittle7375]

GINGER. ROOTS. The kind lord has given us GINGER. ROOTS.

[@philtrashno2]

Praise god for the roots

[@XxXGoBastionsGoXxX]

Phil Trash #2 your picture makes this even better omg that Dan face wow

[@philtrashno2]

Lol thx I pride myself on the pfp

[@sepiasmith5065]

as a ginger I'm still hashtag offended that he dyes it away

[@izzyrose7848]

the bit where the gaming room is empty and you can hear them screaming distantly in the apartment has me CACKLING

[@mcost4098]

They're neighbors just going "what the actual FUCK are they doing?!"

[@paranoiarpincess]

As someone who falls out of his chair so much, I don't think Dan should be trusted to drive a office chair.

[@llmarie4052]

me too

[@ladymidnight022]

I’m so glad Phil doesn’t actually drive. I’d never leave my house for fear of a flaming Phil flying at me trying to get a mushroom 😂

[@klara326]

They are actually 12 I’m not even questioning it at this point

[@lowkeyloosingit3003]

Weirdest part: Dan is 27 and Phil is 31 (apparently)

[@bethanyrm]

My Fall Out At The Disco wow really? I never knew that

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

I never questioned it It's just easier that way

[@salem_8493]

My Fall Out At The Disco After all these years I still refuse to believe Phil is older than Dan

[@thenewclassic18]

Queen tbh I think it’s cute lol

[@zirconiumzealot6613]

How many damn emojis does Dan and Phil own? The world may never know.

[@AMFilm-qx9nv]

Jade444 it’s from the tatinof stage. Same with the plastic cactus they were props they probably kept

[@OP-1000]

All the important ones apparently.

[@leaf4104]

@@AMFilm-qx9nv And the giant Dil head lmao

[@anemoia3154]

they recycled the tatinof set

[@kriaallison]

@@OP-1000 so all of them

[@elsadiandra7159]

why is dan pushing phil in a wheely chair warms my cold cold cold heart

[@tianas.6813]

i knooww it's just so sksjssjdk

[@selkie2sato396]

wear your seat belt for spooky week, Dan.

[@selkie2sato396]

I LITERALLY PREDICTED THE FUTURE LMAO

[@sofie3159]

phil is a cat confirmed

[@MRL1ZARDZ]

Phil is a -furry- confirmed

[@sofie3159]

oh god

[@sugaaarrr7724]

Hes a phurry

[@maxythebee2037]

I knew the whiskers had a meaning

[@sorrelsticks5546]

What you didn't think pinof had any foreshadowing

[@pyramidhead7780s]

7:42 Phil: "I'm not sending anyone a sexy picture!" I'm SO disappointed.

[@phoebeholton1945]

Hahahaha

[@roroo]

haha

[@polarbears1897]

DanandphilGAMES: *uploads a new video* Me: and then a ray of sunshine came down upon the earth

[@starlessky]

technically they did a house tour, we just missed it

[@helenarosno]

Remember to wear a seatbelt while sitting in any and all chairs😉

[@gemma1622]

Helena Rosno you are officially my favourite person 😂❤️

[@ferngullydawn50]

Especially during spooky week

[@kb7208]

Lol

[@iconicduo4920]

God bless you lmfao

[@philtrashno2]

@@iconicduo4920 Yeah I really don't want to talk about chairs so let's just not bring 'em up...

[@oliviadeuchler8230]

“I can drive but I don’t have a chair”-Daniel Howell during younow livestream

[@ioannad1857]

oh my godddd

[@philtrashno2]

WAIT A MINUTE PHIL WAS THE ONE WHO FELL OFF THE CHAIR AND NOT DAN? PHIL IS WEARING BLACK AND DAN IS WEARING RED? WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOMEEEEEE

[@RoqueSox]

don't worry, you've just crossed into a parallel universe

[@avadubbs1160]

Phil Trash #2 tf is going on

[@shototodoroki5651]

OmyGaWD ....same😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@bluehourcore]

I wAs SeaRChing FoR ThIs COMMENT ThAnKs

[@katielui131]

200% me: it's the end of the world.

[@Matiixx]

Wait doesnt Phil get motion sickness??? IS PHIL OKAY? Let it be known that I always appreciate the horrors you guys go through for us.

[@TitheGirl]

All this video taught me is to never drive with Dan.

[@greeneyesmetblack]

I'm more scared to drive with Phil tbh

[@busesimsek2105]

Honestly I wouldn't mind dying in that accident, it would be a shame if the world would lose our precious bean tho

[@zainabshaikh5141]

all of phil's 75 driver instructors are gonna look at this and cry

[@suhaashamsi]

he said he took 75 lessons not lessons with 75 different instructors

[@ioannad1857]

amazing wow

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

Wow, Dan finally hit puberty

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

I know, right? Miracles _do_ happen!

[@highspace8267]

Yunn Nan he did? I didn’t notice?

[@toxicitycat]

Yunn Nan My favorite comment

[@mac6720]

Yunn Nan I got so adjusted to dan with the mustache I had to think a second for tvis

[@krmickey9764]

Uh,,,,,what mustache

[@i_cant_draw7278]

Dan:’why did you fall off your chair?’ Phil:’Seatbelt!’ Dan:’you should have worn a seatbelt ‘

[@JERBYTUBE]

This video was just adorable to me

[@samm2158]

I was nearly crying tears by the end it was too cute and too funny and I'm living for it

[@annaeccles1183]

Lol a roadie 😂 😂 me tooo

[@missbeliever2610]

OMG ANOTHER ROADIE!!! ❤️

[@JERBYTUBE]

Us Roadies are taking over the internet haha

[@FileCode1459]

yes!!! I didn't expect to be that cute

[@sathidapromma1391]

Phil is literally Ron Weasly trying to drive a car lol

[@dakotagissler8736]

He's even got the red hair now...

[@philtrashno2]

And he's slowly transitioning into a ginger again... oh god what if Phil is destined to be Ron

[@ayyitsdaphne3760]

Ginger, hooked nose, bad at driving… Phil Lester is Ron Weasley confirmed

[@philtrashno2]

@@ayyitsdaphne3760 Isn't Snape the one with the hooked nose?

[@ayyitsdaphne3760]

Phil Trash #2 I thought Ron and dumbledore also had a hooked nose

[@clarissarojas7959]

Phil’s “oh” is me on a daily basis

[@bethanyrm]

same

[@lilwennb784]

Did Dan just push Phil on a chair around the flat?

[@Kal0nji]

Yup

[@hannahasty5864]

Theyre so cute lol

[@maya-zj2sw]

Dan was just making sure that Phil was the one to fail off of a chair for once

[@living_on_a_thread]

Maneet S I bet $20 that that was the entire point of this video.

[@shimeyshimeycocopuff]

8:40 Phil hands Dan hat then dan proceeds to just toss the hat behind him

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am_93]

OH MY LORD I LOVE THAT XD

[@edgebeverage3245]

‘Can you drive? Yes, but I don’t have a chair’

[@aubrie4657]

edgebeverage now he does

[@echolocator69]

woah wait this makes sense now

[@izzy1221]

Imagine you enter an Uber and your driver is Phil. *WHAT WOULD YOU DO?*

[@upseteggplant2810]

Literally and figuratively

[@fatpotato5332]

RUN BITCH RUN

[@emmashular4381]

Tbh I would probably fangirl so hard I pass out

[@philtrashno2]

I'd stay in the car until I die. I'd also scour the whole car for any of his things. Aaand probably sit in his seat. A lot.

[@savannah2208]

Offer to drive for him even though I don't have a license.

[@claraodonnell8050]

*IM IN ME MUMS CAR VROOM VROOM* “gEt oUt mE cAr”

[@ray-qs9rf]

Ohh

[@Sarah-ix7zh]

'Come on Phil, send me a sexy picture.' I died.

[@chloeblanchard6911]

Part two of this is Phil actually driving.

[@atatah4092]

Hell yas

[@Kal0nji]

That would be the last of Dan and Phil lol

[@abbie2195]

and part 3 is Dan and Phil's funerals

[@iija5238]

@@abbie2195 ok but i read 'dad and phil'

[@elisa2780]

Oh no.

[@valh3532]

im in me mums car bvroom bvroom

[@animallover57774]

mel geet outtha meeh car

[@crisk75]

Oh :(

[@Mar-bar]

Stay in the car.....yeah.....

[@cazm9265]

my claim to fame is someone once came up to me (from behind) and asked if I was the person from that vine. I am not

[@kyrabumgarner244]

THATS A DEAD MEME xD

[@yara644]

The little phone camera filming them while Dan is pushing Phil through their apartment is what I live for

[@saltwizard2034]

Phil while texting sends a picture of his lady door.

[@philtrashno2]

bingo bongo

[@satansspawn1810]

Nonononono

[@vangoghsdaughter6947]

Never thought I hear dan shouting, “Come on Phil send me a sexy picture!”,but I guess dreams do come true

[@sisterstache322]

sadshorty _ preach

[@Shytownn]

i think Dan saying "I just want to see you finish" was waaayyyy better

[@enoXiwame]

literally said phil I love you but okay

[@rubi9715]

Glass Girl wait when

[@aeserica]

rubi 7:35

[@emmie7923]

4:30 “I did kill a whole family, but apart from that it was fine.” ~and other quotes from Phil Lester

[@mr.schmebulock]

r/nocontext

[@abiantill1716]

Let's play a new game, it's called "how many people can phil kill whilst trying to driving"

[@kilrrclown]

Abi Antill trying to drive*

[@bkppppppp]

Seeing phill from that angle is reminding me of when I met him become he is so tall and I’m so short lol. It made him seem so different irl.

[@KT-ki8ik]

Dan wearing a mustache is an entire new character and the queen is embracing the role

[@spirallingandpoetry]

if dan was the one being tested, would phil be phil... tester?

[@fatpotato5332]

Click, why.

[@laurenhyacinth2328]

get out

[@laurenhyacinth2328]

(that made me laugh though)

[@Andrea-ix9gz]

just- why?

[@pbhea]

I will find ur home, and I'll...

[@Faith_Soprano]

This video has more props than some of the Interactive Introverts shows did.

[@bluebay1031]

Is that good or bad?

[@kazoodizzle1238]

Tea

[@k.sharma6104]

*sips tea*

[@em.lavender]

*sips chlorine*

[@what-mz8oo]

*sips any bad liquid* fk that sounds vvv bad

[@nylasagna]

Dan: Phil I love you *_screaming_*

[@biblicallyaccurateangel1378]

i thought they were actually driving and got scared

[@moirayzabelle5260]

my name thor SAME

[@flxlvr9210]

You know you're early when it's still unlisted

[@vmpires0]

“Aw phil I love you.. SAYS THE PERSON YOUR SEXTING” *dan you know phils got a doctors appointment nows not the time.*

[@hazyrory3121]

How ppl think dan and phil text: 7:40 How dan and Phil actually text: 7:59

[@libertywise1983]

Dan: come on Phil send me a sexy picture

[@madisonhouston4556]

I learnt something today: Don't sext and drive.

[@keren211200]

whaaaat when did they say that?

[@HollyLou]

KR21 7:38

[@keren211200]

thanks :D

[@linctheink2213]

They hearted this😂😂😂

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

ITS IMPORTANTT

[@emmie7923]

0:17 “And today I thought we could do something very wholesome that will hopefully improve Phil’s lives and make it less scary for all of us.” 4:07 “Oh my god! I just decimated someone. A family. Dead.”

[@brendadm7537]

8:57 the way Phil's looking at dan, i'm-

[@blu-kulelegirl9502]

Is this the start of spooky week? Because the thought of Phil driving is pretty scary to me

[@seriah16]

Blu-kulele Girl oof same

[@bethanyrm]

but wait... Phil has cat ears he purred at 0:30 Dan said he has "lives" Phil's fursona must be a cat

[@كلوڤر]

ginger cat :o

[@foxiefire7710]

Ginger Cat Neko Phil.?........NYA MASTER FANFIC WRITERS GET TO WORK

[@jjjackvtea7051]

Shoot me

[@vp3841]

He'd be the clumsiest cat in all Earth's history...

[@7immy]

@@كلوڤر FIRRY

[@boxofbees7272]

Get out me car! Awhh I have an asphalt game. I'm terrible at it.

[@olivermarabella5342]

Dan wheeling Phil around their apartment in the computer chair brings back memories of my friends and I doing the same thing for fun. Can anyone else relate?

[@abby.rayne423]

*THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL* WE ARE ABOUT A MONTH AWAY FROM PINOF 10

[@mugdhadeshmukh5386]

*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*

[@randomgrmlin]

Wee wooo wee woooo

[@incoherentqueer2463]

SCREEEAAACCCCCHHHHHH

[@shototodoroki5651]

OmGGhanshdjs

[@shototodoroki5651]

*AGHHHHHHHHHHHWHHEHRIQJRU3IGDUROSBCUNEOQIFBEUVJAOGBDJJCKSJD DE 8W0WCKDHF USO3BDHSJHUSJRJ XNRI*

[@thenewclassic18]

Just remember, they are grown men sitting here rolling around in chairs and playing video games as a JOB. Gotta love the phandom

[@criticorn663]

Bad day?

[@RoqueSox]

they're still babies!

[@thenewclassic18]

The Sox Box why is that so true😂😂

[@thenewclassic18]

Criticorn nah I just thought it was funny to point it out. I fucking love them😂

[@thenewclassic18]

guess who’s back again

[@TheRachelCarson]

I’m watching this without sound cuz I’m at work and I’m dying laughing at the close ups of Phil “driving” around the apartment and glimpses of dan in the mustache over his shoulder 😂😂

[@baconlover7000]

OMG DAN YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE POOR PHIL A HEART ATTACK

[@versacepilotss]

Can you drive? Yes but I don’t have a chair. Literally

[@lalatherebel]

He has a chair now, he's ready for the road

[@versacepilotss]

God save us all

[@josephinejellybean6395]

Phil's not even actually driving and i'm genuinely scared for his life

[@Carina5707]

Two uploads in a week what timeline is this also this throughly amused me, thanks lads

[@ycart3285]

Glad I got to see Interactive Introverts live but I'm so glad they're back home from tour😂

[@realpauldano]

Phil is letting his ginger side wild look at that hair and *o i s t h a t a l i t t l e b i t o f s t u b l e*

[@philtrashno2]

*y e s a n d i m d e a d*

[@sevvzrr]

danisnotadrivinginstructor and AmazingDrivingSkill back at it again with another videooo

[@morganoisweird]

The lesson learned in this video is: Alwas wear your seat belt while you are in you seat playing video games. Thanks Dan and Phil I always learn when I watch your videos

[@SoulDenSystem]

the fact that there was little to no videos because they were on tour, and now they are uploading a lot?? yushhhh

[@existentialrookie5432]

I am so distracted by Dan's mustache. He looks majestic.