How Not to Drive with Dan and Phil

Dan puts Phil through a REAL driving test to show him how dangerous the road can be.
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[@soniapereira3527]

Dan did not fall of his chair. Phil did. Dans wearing red. Phil’s wearing black. Dan did not curse. Phil said f. What.is.happening

[@keiraflowers-bate3546]

Yeah Dan did swear he said "oh shit" under his breath when PHIL fell off his chair

[@sydneybrown6566]

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Sonia Pereira NO NO NNNNNOOOOO

[@strawberrymilk4k]

When did Phil cuss?!😲😂

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

Sonia Pereira THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!

[@madisonhouston4556]

I learnt something today: Don't sext and drive.

[@keren211200]

whaaaat when did they say that?

[@HollyLou]

KR21 7:38

[@keren211200]

thanks :D

[@linctheink2213]

They hearted this😂😂😂

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

ITS IMPORTANTT

[@zainabshaikh5141]

phil: i crashed about 5 times dan: i'm failing you also phil: why?!

[@bambi-iq3it]

*insert pikachu meme*

[@francyopazog.8325]

Me

[@helenarosno]

Dan’s what I call a *backseat driver*

[@sour.visions]

Helena Rosno t r u e

[@danisnotonfiretm6131]

If you think Dan’s a backseat driver then I must be one too 😂

[@emilykalunga3510]

Them long arms

[@novantum]

Dan: I don’t expect you to win, I just want you to survive. Phil: *kills a whole family, crashes into everything, smashes telephone booth* Dan: ... well at least you didn’t die that’s all that matters

[@atariistarr]

AmazingAngie He doesn’t wanna live he just wants to *Not Okay blasts*

[@ky2827]

*o phil i wanna text ya* W H A T S T H E T E A *cmon phil* T E L L M E T H E T E A

[@vp3841]

are we just gonna ignore the loud OH PHIL I LOVE YA we got in this vid?

[@ky2827]

Volt Prime lmao

[@ky2827]

7:47 (just in case)

[@brightenhowell5631]

7:24 Stop sexting phil

[@Liletter]

sum random asian, tell-METH-e-TEA.

[@awsd3503]

imagine someone looking through their window to see grown men pushing eachother around their kitchen on a chair

[@bambi-iq3it]

I'd just sigh and sip my tea

[@mja5543]

You know, just casually staring through someone's window

[@r.0xii]

instant stroke because of how much i'd be laughing

[@oliyeeyie]

i'm a bendy toe |-/

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am_93]

"*sigh* Gerald, they're at it again.."

[@tiariley5441]

Dan or Mario Scientists can't tell

[@philtrash2303]

I just read that in Dan's voice

[@notizzy7223]

or the johnny johnny yes papa dad

[@green0bean05]

I actually thought this was mario kart from the thumbnail

[@Chesterbobby39]

I was thinking Span a portento of Spanish and Dan

[@erinIs]

The apartment tour we never got.

[@mac6720]

TrashMuffin this made me laugh

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

Wow, Dan finally hit puberty

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

I know, right? Miracles _do_ happen!

[@highspace8267]

Yunn Nan he did? I didn’t notice?

[@toxicitycat]

Yunn Nan My favorite comment

[@mac6720]

Yunn Nan I got so adjusted to dan with the mustache I had to think a second for tvis

[@krmickey9764]

Uh,,,,,what mustache

[@ayleng.b.6973]

Phil crashing cars and saying sorry... That's it, he has all my love

[@molecularalien]

maybe he's secretly Canadian

[@ioannad1857]

oh my god yes

[@montannafay]

I used to play GTA to run over people...

[@sedakchuckal6857]

dan with a frog emoji in front of Phil's face going "come on Phil tell me THE TEA" is the single funniest thing I have ever seen

[@tullius2222]

SAME

[@xxemzxx1297]

*"COME on PHIL send ME a SEXY picture!"*

[@crisis4415]

xXEmzXx I was waiting for this comment.😂

[@bankofbananas5987]

"WHAT'S the TEA!"

[@fatpotato5332]

"Phil I love you" oh g o d

[@buzzahbee]

*14:32** minutes of Dan making jokes about how Phil can't drive*

[@madelinegreenwood4810]

Quality content 👌

[@buzzahbee]

@@madelinegreenwood4810 just what I want

[@Faith_Soprano]

This makes me think of that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob gets long pants and everyone suddenly starts thinking of him as a capable adult, so an instructor actually gives him a driving license, even though he's the most horrible driver ever, just because he has long pants, and Mrs Puff wakes up with a sense of dread because she knows the end is nigh.

[@sour.visions]

Faith Soprano YES

[@xiumilk]

why is the part when dan is pushing phil so cute lmao

[@valvalval_04]

Highly domestic

[@lynnm4615]

Dan with his little bow on the sweatshirt

[@espresshoe9253]

Sunshine Lester the last time the bow was ever seen

[@lemonscentedhoneycomb3414]

that little bow... just waiting to be tugged...

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

That bow is my aesthetic.

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

Sunshine Lester i know right it’s too howlsom .... do you get it dan Howell...... wholesome...... I’ll just leave

[@littlemonster5296]

IKR!! finally find a comment talk bout it !

[@patblack781]

"I'm not expecting you to win, just survive!" This has the potential to be my motto for the rest of my life!

[@lord_chaos_gremlin]

Same!

[@user-ck2cw7ug5c]

I love this

[@yvette7981]

LOL same!

[@rossen7392]

Same

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Dan's emo voice: *everyone dies in the end*

[@myapilled]

*bold of you to assume dan would even get close to a spider philip*

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

saintdior OMG TOO TRUE!!!

[@ren-iv4uz]

Phil: I'm actually doing better! *crashes violently*

[@philtrash2303]

WAIT A MINUTE PHIL WAS THE ONE WHO FELL OFF THE CHAIR AND NOT DAN? PHIL IS WEARING BLACK AND DAN IS WEARING RED? WHAT HAS THE WORLD BECOMEEEEEE

[@RoqueSox]

don't worry, you've just crossed into a parallel universe

[@avadubbs1160]

Phil Trash #2 tf is going on

[@shototodoroki5651]

OmyGaWD ....same😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@bluehourcore]

I wAs SeaRChing FoR ThIs COMMENT ThAnKs

[@katielui131]

200% me: it's the end of the world.

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

You know it's going to be a good one when it starts with a dead vine

[@searchingforserendipity7629]

Yunn Nan Is there such thing as a vine that isn’t dead?

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

The vines we love best live in us forever

[@monga4509]

Bold of you to assume vines can die

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

Oh god I've started a vine war... Please don't hurt me

[@louisaglen187]

If vine is dead, does that make all of the old Vines dead or a legacy of the place in which they were created?

[@izzyrose7848]

the bit where the gaming room is empty and you can hear them screaming distantly in the apartment has me CACKLING

[@mcost4098]

They're neighbors just going "what the actual FUCK are they doing?!"

[@oliviadeuchler8230]

“I can drive but I don’t have a chair”-Daniel Howell during younow livestream

[@ioannad1857]

oh my godddd

[@thenewpyt4331]

Just remember, they are grown men sitting here rolling around in chairs and playing video games as a JOB. Gotta love the phandom

[@criticorn663]

Bad day?

[@RoqueSox]

they're still babies!

[@thenewpyt4331]

The Sox Box why is that so true😂😂

[@thenewpyt4331]

Criticorn nah I just thought it was funny to point it out. I fucking love them😂

[@thenewpyt4331]

guess who’s back again

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

Cats are lactose intolerant Phil is lactose intolerant... Phil is a cat confirmed

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

And it would explain the excessive use of _'yassssssssssssssssss'_

[@toripineapple8979]

I thought cats drank milk

[@rosebudgirl1857]

Some cats aren't. My kitty loves all milk products. :)

[@yaboi1934]

Toripineapple same 😆

[@keishataylor]

some cats drink milk..

[@pyramidhead7780s]

7:42 Phil: "I'm not sending anyone a sexy picture!" I'm SO disappointed.

[@phoebeholton1945]

Hahahaha

[@roroo]

haha

[@sathidapromma1391]

Phil is literally Ron Weasly trying to drive a car lol

[@dakotagissler8736]

He's even got the red hair now...

[@philtrash2303]

And he's slowly transitioning into a ginger again... oh god what if Phil is destined to be Ron

[@ayyitsdaphne3760]

Ginger, hooked nose, bad at driving… Phil Lester is Ron Weasley confirmed

[@philtrash2303]

@@ayyitsdaphne3760 Isn't Snape the one with the hooked nose?

[@ayyitsdaphne3760]

Phil Trash #2 I thought Ron and dumbledore also had a hooked nose

[@TitheGirl]

All this video taught me is to never drive with Dan.

[@greeneyesmetblack]

I'm more scared to drive with Phil tbh

[@busesimsek2105]

Honestly I wouldn't mind dying in that accident, it would be a shame if the world would lose our precious bean tho

[@klara326]

They are actually 12 I’m not even questioning it at this point

[@lowkeyloosingit3003]

Weirdest part: Dan is 27 and Phil is 31 (apparently)

[@bethanym3270]

My Fall Out At The Disco wow really? I never knew that

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

I never questioned it It's just easier that way

[@salem_8493]

My Fall Out At The Disco After all these years I still refuse to believe Phil is older than Dan

[@thenewpyt4331]

Queen tbh I think it’s cute lol

[@zirconiumzealot6613]

How many damn emojis does Dan and Phil own? The world may never know.

[@AMFilm-qx9nv]

Jade444 it’s from the tatinof stage. Same with the plastic cactus they were props they probably kept

[@OP-1000]

All the important ones apparently.

[@leaf4104]

@@AMFilm-qx9nv And the giant Dil head lmao

[@anemoia3154]

they recycled the tatinof set

[@kriaallison]

@@OP-1000 so all of them

[@zainabshaikh5141]

all of phil's 75 driver instructors are gonna look at this and cry

[@chaerries7139]

he said he took 75 lessons not lessons with 75 different instructors

[@ioannad1857]

amazing wow

[@buzzahbee]

Rip Justin and the kids 2018-2018 You will be missed

[@seven9612]

Competitions. Bad puns. Falling off chairs. Spooky week really is coming.

[@Thevioletgates]

Swam ShouldScram the season of falling off chairs has come

[@MB-yu7ss]

@@Thevioletgates I--- wowwah

[@mac6720]

Swam ShouldScram I actually laughed at this

[@ash0550]

Yaaaaaaaaass

[@franziska9260]

but spooky baking isn't a thing this year

[@BuzzFeedUnsolved]

8:40 Phil hands Dan hat then dan proceeds to just toss the hat behind him

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am_93]

OH MY LORD I LOVE THAT XD

[@saltwizard2034]

Phil while texting sends a picture of his lady door.

[@philtrash2303]

bingo bongo

[@satansspawn1810]

Nonononono

[@stormcloudsabound]

i think the title should be DAN BULLIES PHIL WHILE HE TRIES TO PLAY GAMES

[@vangoghsdaughter6947]

Never thought I hear dan shouting, “Come on Phil send me a sexy picture!”,but I guess dreams do come true

[@sisterstache322]

sadshorty _ preach

[@Shytownn]

i think Dan saying "I just want to see you finish" was waaayyyy better

[@enoXiwame]

literally said phil I love you but okay

[@rubi9715]

Glass Girl wait when

[@aeserica]

rubi 7:35

[@hazyrory3121]

How ppl think dan and phil text: 7:40 How dan and Phil actually text: 7:59

[@Sarah-ix7zh]

'Come on Phil, send me a sexy picture.' I died.

[@Bee-pd7oe]

Dan saying 'Golly' Is my aesthetic.

[@RandomPerson-sz4cm]

B - Blox 13:22

[@beefybenito8496]

Emo Boi Trans

[@beefybenito8496]

Trans is cool amietite

[@paranoiarpincess]

As someone who falls out of his chair so much, I don't think Dan should be trusted to drive a office chair.

[@llmarie4052]

me too

[@nylasagna]

Dan: Phil I love you *_screaming_*

[@brendadm7537]

8:57 the way Phil's looking at dan, i'm-

[@NicoleElizabeth]

i watched this in a car, v immersive

[@NicoleElizabeth]

OMG ILY

[@daisyhappy8]

omggggg

[@bella-sh2nv]

NICOLE!!

[@ivyrose2356]

Spaceship, can’t relate

[@bethanym3270]

Seriously, you and Phil need to collaborate at this point

[@spirallingandpoetry]

if dan was the one being tested, would phil be phil... tester?

[@fatpotato5332]

Click, why.

[@laurenhyacinth2328]

get out

[@laurenhyacinth2328]

(that made me laugh though)

[@Andrea-ix9gz]

just- why?

[@pbhea]

I will find ur home, and I'll...

[@realpauldano]

Phil is letting his ginger side wild look at that hair and *o i s t h a t a l i t t l e b i t o f s t u b l e*

[@philtrash2303]

*y e s a n d i m d e a d*

[@toomiesyndrome4838]

*i thought you guys were actually going to drive*

[@philtrash2303]

@@applocalypse The last would be PJ and Chris filming their funeral.

[@aimlessalix8066]

Lmao next video idea

[@fauzzie_]

love the idea, MILDLY concerned for their survival lmao

[@izzy1221]

Imagine you enter an Uber and your driver is Phil. *WHAT WOULD YOU DO?*

[@upseteggplant2810]

Literally and figuratively

[@fatpotato5332]

RUN BITCH RUN

[@emmashular4381]

Tbh I would probably fangirl so hard I pass out

[@philtrash2303]

I'd stay in the car until I die. I'd also scour the whole car for any of his things. Aaand probably sit in his seat. A lot.

[@savannah2208]

Offer to drive for him even though I don't have a license.

[@valh3532]

im in me mums car bvroom bvroom

[@animallover57774]

mel geet outtha meeh car

[@crisk75]

Oh :(

[@Mar-bar]

Stay in the car.....yeah.....

[@cazm9265]

my claim to fame is someone once came up to me (from behind) and asked if I was the person from that vine. I am not

[@kyrabumgarner244]

THATS A DEAD MEME xD

[@bkppppppp]

Seeing phill from that angle is reminding me of when I met him become he is so tall and I’m so short lol. It made him seem so different irl.

[@lordessoftheundead]

when we asked about a house tour, I don't think this is what we meant...... xD

[@starlessky]

technically they did a house tour, we just missed it

[@mikolover1000]

dan's little hoodie bow's all nice and tied eh? it would be a shame if someone were to TUG on it

[@seriah16]

mikolover1000 😂😂😂

[@fatpotato5332]

Oh jesus ikr 😂😂😂

[@mazeofmemories3177]

what incident?

[@itssssstef]

MWAHAHHA

[@emmaw606]

Maeve Yarbrough what was it?

[@baconlover7000]

OMG DAN YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE POOR PHIL A HEART ATTACK

[@olivermarabella5342]

Dan wheeling Phil around their apartment in the computer chair brings back memories of my friends and I doing the same thing for fun. Can anyone else relate?

[@-saeside-]

sP0okY wEeK? *yEe* Pinof 10?! *yEE* gAMiNgmAs?!?! *oH hEckLe yEe* Let's just say that October- December are my favorite months.

[@sillywetmeow]

Sameeee

[@sisterstache322]

Literally sammmmeeeee

[@WhutADrag]

I noticed everyone's been typing in alternating caps lately. Is it a new meme or something that I missed? :o

[@bikiniatol1]

IM GONNA CRI PINOF 10 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@-saeside-]

@@bikiniatol1 ME TOO SIS AND IF THEY ARENT WEARING *GOLD* SHARPIE WHISKERS FOR THE *10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY* IMMA BE SAD BUT IT'S OK BC I STILL LOVE THEM BAHAHAHA

[@emerybryn]

You guys have seemed to swap colour schemes and I love it lol ♥︎

[@somramo]

Congrats lad

[@philtrash2303]

Congrats on the heart!!1!!1!

[@fatpotato5332]

C o n g r a t S

[@morganstickney1067]

Phil hasn't driven since I was 3... Please don't go on the road.

[@philtrash2303]

I wasn't even alive yet since Phil has driven

[@dancinginthemoonlight]

okay you didn't need to release the demon in me

[@aimlessalix8066]

Same

[@ForestSpirit8]

Me at first: Wtf how young are you people? .... a few seconds later: wait how old is Phil?.... * realizes I was also 3 when Phil was 18 * *OH*

[@raantaaro]

he hasn't driven since 2005... i wasn't even alive in 2005

[@existentialrookie5432]

I am so distracted by Dan's mustache. He looks majestic.

[@vmpires0]

“Aw phil I love you.. SAYS THE PERSON YOUR SEXTING” *dan you know phils got a doctors appointment nows not the time.*

[@buzzahbee]

Phil: give me a pat on the head Dan: *awkwardly pats*

[@will-cj2zs]

okay but from a purely objective viewpoint,, there's something strangely wholesome about dan pushing phil around the flat in an office chair

[@aoife8374]

“I passed” “No I failed you” “Why” “Cause you crashed five times” 😂😂😂

[@rafiabintaali8530]

Janice down the road is scared for her children

[@tanyabhaskar2888]

"What the f- eff is this?" Phil almost swearing is 👌

[@lillianknight9069]

i love imagining dan planning this entire video

[@nayd.k.4364]

Phil: I caused a crash. I killed a family. Dustin and the kids. Dan: As long as YOU survived, it's fine.

[@selkie2sato396]

wear your seat belt for spooky week, Dan.

[@selkie2sato396]

I LITERALLY PREDICTED THE FUTURE LMAO

[@lilgermlame5693]

Dan pushing Phil around is the cutest thing ever

[@bikiniatol1]

I just want to say, kOoL uSErnaMe

[@TripleA7mNc]

they are about 5 yrs old I think lol

[@Axel-wh2gy]

i love ur username

[@little_greenfly]

I've been procrastinating on taking driving lessons forever but this video made me finally sign up. And also even more terrified.

[@Nina-ls2et]

12:50 "Maybe a little sticker for ya boo boo" ~Dan 2018

[@avarackham1043]

"Maybe a sticker for your boo boo" - Daniel Howell 2018

[@aryn1999]

Alvamal Rackham tIME sTAMP

[@living_on_a_thread]

Lisa Le 12:49

[@polarbears1897]

DanandphilGAMES: *uploads a new video* Me: and then a ray of sunshine came down upon the earth

[@lorbaborb]

this video is iconic why does no one talk about it

[@ErikMarie]

The fact that Phil doesn’t drive makes me feel better about not driving as well.

[@i_cant_draw7278]

Dan:’why did you fall off your chair?’ Phil:’Seatbelt!’ Dan:’you should have worn a seatbelt ‘

[@edgebeverage3245]

‘Can you drive? Yes, but I don’t have a chair’

[@aubrie4657]

edgebeverage now he does

[@echolocator69]

woah wait this makes sense now

[@baekhyung2396]

Dan pushing Phil around in a wheely chair I'm *S O F T*

[@hollyhorsfall1063]

WOULD YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? You have a free month long trip to any resort of your choice! BUT Any vehicle used to get there must be driven by Phil Lester.

[@Axel-wh2gy]

i'll press the button but i'll just feckin walk 92384202 kilometers there

[@philtrash2303]

@@hollyhorsfall1063 Button? Pressed. Will to live? Successfully deleted. Phone to take selfie with Phil when I die? In pocket. Will? Written. I'm ready.

[@SmallMight-rz6rq]

Holly Horsfall yes then

[@honeyjar2970]

No because I would not even get there. Phil would crash the car in the first ten minutes

[@ForestSpirit8]

A free month long trip AND I get to meet Phil? sign me up!

[@ladymidnight022]

I’m so glad Phil doesn’t actually drive. I’d never leave my house for fear of a flaming Phil flying at me trying to get a mushroom 😂

[@KT-ki8ik]

Dan wearing a mustache is an entire new character and the queen is embracing the role

[@FrozenRoxas]

that moustache brougut out some kinda demon in dan sfghghkffhjo

[@kittykat1952]

this was such a cute and underrated viddy

[@abby.rayne423]

*THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL* WE ARE ABOUT A MONTH AWAY FROM PINOF 10

[@mugdhadeshmukh5386]

*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*

[@randomgrmlin]

Wee wooo wee woooo

[@incoherentqueer2463]

SCREEEAAACCCCCHHHHHH

[@shototodoroki5651]

OmGGhanshdjs

[@shototodoroki5651]

*AGHHHHHHHHHHHWHHEHRIQJRU3IGDUROSBCUNEOQIFBEUVJAOGBDJJCKSJD DE 8W0WCKDHF USO3BDHSJHUSJRJ XNRI*

[@jennywhittle7375]

GINGER. ROOTS. The kind lord has given us GINGER. ROOTS.

[@philtrash2303]

Praise god for the roots

[@XxXGoBastionsGoXxX]

Phil Trash #2 your picture makes this even better omg that Dan face wow

[@philtrash2303]

Lol thx I pride myself on the pfp

[@sepiasmith5065]

as a ginger I'm still hashtag offended that he dyes it away

[@kaelamay320]

Dan trying to recreate the bow Phil broke on his hoodie😂

[@mara.luthien]

7:36 this is going to become a soundbite..."OH PHIL I LOVE YOU"

[@mackenziekesterson8608]

Ok I’ve seen no comments on this but Dan pushing Phil around in the chair was the cutest thing I’ve seen all day

[@evangeline819]

Mackenzie Kesterson ikr how are people not talking about it?!?

[@sutherlingw]

i literally just stared at phil’s hair the whole time wtf it’s so pretty

[@RoqueSox]

ikr! i literally looked at it and wanted to pet him 🤣

[@tiapavo]

i miss this

[@aileenrodriguez1074]

"The mind of Dan And Phil"~ Shane Jan. 1, 2019 new series (10 part) hehe ;)

[@emmafriend7122]

aileen rodriguez i wish

[@who_is_ash-7853]

Maybe for 2020

[@egerrardjones11]

@@who_is_ash-7853 LMAOOO

[@helenarosno]

Remember to wear a seatbelt while sitting in any and all chairs😉

[@gemma1622]

Helena Rosno you are officially my favourite person 😂❤️

[@ferngullydawn50]

Especially during spooky week

[@kb7208]

Lol

[@iconicduo4920]

God bless you lmfao

[@philtrash2303]

@@iconicduo4920 Yeah I really don't want to talk about chairs so let's just not bring 'em up...

[@sofie3159]

phil is a cat confirmed

[@kreepykibo]

Phil is a -furry- confirmed

[@sofie3159]

oh god

[@sugaaarrr7724]

Hes a phurry

[@maxythebee2037]

I knew the whiskers had a meaning

[@sorrelsticks5546]

What you didn't think pinof had any foreshadowing

[@MegaAwesomeBatgirl]

R.I.P. the beautifully tied bow on Dans sweatshirt. You will be missed.

[@caitlin7598]

its missing danandphilgames hours

[@flxlvr9210]

You know you're early when it's still unlisted

[@maya-zj2sw]

Dan was just making sure that Phil was the one to fail off of a chair for once

[@living_on_a_thread]

Maneet S I bet $20 that that was the entire point of this video.

[@juliaschucht5363]

“i’m not expecting you to win, just survive” such brutal honesty

[@casssimons9319]

11:03 "I fEeL ThIcH!" -phil