How NOT to Kill an SCP - SCP-1609 - Remains of a Chair (SCP Animation)

SCP-1609 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as The Remains of a Chair.
SCP-1609 is, at the present time, a pile of splinters, wood chippings, furniture nails, and scraps of bleached leather and fabric. When exposed to a number of specific stimuli, SCP 1609 will react violently. During a typical violent reaction from SCP1609, it will teleport a portion of its mass inside the lungs of nearby personnel, causing immediate and severe lacerations to the interior of the lungs, as well as pulmonary obstruction, which rapidly leads to the victim’s death.
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[@hoopsonwheels]

GOC: we had to destroy it to protect the world Foundation: you destroyed a harmless chair is what you did! Now look at it, it’s now mulch with anxiety and trust issues!

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

See now because of GOC we can use this to cause chaos

[@hoopsonwheels]

@Perez Rodriques global occult coalition. They’re a UN funded group who’s prime objective is to usually destroy anomalies. They’re the in vogue anti foundation since the foundation’s goal is containment and research the goc usually just destroys things without proper understanding and like with 1609 can sometimes make things a whole lot worse

[@crys329]

Wonder if SCP-999 would be able to calm 1609, potential helping it over come it's anxiety?

[@jondegroat2722]

yes

[@darckense1]

I gave the 1,000th like Just wanted to spread the word

[@ComicalRealm]

That poor sentient chair. It minded just its own business and then got brutally woodchipped.

[@bukitcengkeh1]

Poor thing

[@nylajereb4523]

This is why we cant have nive things!

[@friendlycanadian3150]

I hate the excuse the goc gets to its like "well we did kill a sentient chair that teleported to people who needed a seat with a woodchipper turning it into a dangerous pile of garbage but we planned on using a furnace instead so are we really the bad guys?"

[@ceu160193]

@@friendlycanadian3150 Well, for them all anomalous objects are inherently hostile and dangerous, and should be destroyed. They view it merely as "failed destruction".

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@thinkfighttalk2403]

GOC to a literally immortal lizard: I’m going to pretend I don’t see that. GOC to a fricken chair: Peace was never an option.

[@austinfleming2166]

Yeah they could not believe that it was dangerous they probably did some test with it realizing only wanted to help people by helping them relax when stressed where ever you are I wonder if the other chairs had similar non threatening and entirely helpful properties they probably did they definitely didn’t interview the carpenter or the customer and now that I think about probably did do anything tests to see what the anomaly did before destroying them because if the carpenter was evil why would he intuitively make a chair that teleports to people who really need to sit down and relax but have to options open to do so he probably made anomalies like the chair to offer people in need no matter where they are in the world comfort when it’s needed most the act of just making anomalies even to just offer genuine comfort to literally everyone on earth who really needs it made him evil in there eyes idiots it’s an example why you don’t send cultists to do a foundations job they probably try to kill 343 someone who potentially could actually be god himself

[@loomian8961]

@@austinfleming2166 holy shit you wrote a essay

[@forgottenetremembered]

@@austinfleming2166 placing sharp things in a chair? they could be highly paranoid but stupid.

[@c4rots620]

@@austinfleming2166 punctuation, man!

[@unknownscpthecutebutdeadly7151]

@@austinfleming2166 You have a point good sir.

[@justasimplebrush3061]

That sentient chair is kind of adorable in a way. It wanted to help people and be kind to humans, but the GOC gave it a severe case of PTSD by putting it into a wood chopper.It came to the Foundation because it was afraid to ever get hurt again, by the GOC and kill everything that resemble the people who have hurt it. Now it rests in a flower bed to help people again and gets complimented by the Foundation. What a sad, and yet good story.

[@devixlevio257]

It still is given a feeling of bringing happiness - and that's wholesome.

[@Riddler909]

Reason they destroyed it was Because THe carpenter made (He is criminal)it and reason why it turned into deadly thing was because machine Error

[@smoders7379]

@@Riddler909 You caused the problem

[@Riddler909]

@@smoders7379 problem was carpetner who made it and it was error in machine

[@forgottenetremembered]

They should have built it into several new chairs.

[@Decimator69420]

Everyone: Imagine killing a chair that teleports to whoever needs to sit in the vicinity GOC: Imagine not doing that lol

[@ricardohoang8452]

Serpent's Hands: Imagine allowing these GOC geniuses to our library!

[@desperado3236]

I think they tried to burn it down once. Not sure if invited but yeah they rather invite foundation then goc.

[@ceu160193]

@@desperado3236 I wonder why, library contains a lot of knowledge, simply burning it down is more like vandalism, than protecting the world.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

@@ceu160193 To burn will destroy the seprents

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

@@desperado3236 they never invited them the foundation doesnt know how to enter it

[@User-eo7pf]

Harmless anomaly that just wanted to help people: existes GOC: time to feed it to the wood chopper

[@shadowviper5160]

Yeah I can get wanting to kill 682 or 106 but why the chair it’s done nothing wrong and had no evil intent

[@jamesfreeman3617]

@@shadowviper5160 because the GOC basically has a kill first ask questions later mentality they killed a perfectly safe living pregnant fishing boat that was already being handled by the foundation.

[@Apollo-684]

@@jamesfreeman3617 pregnant?

[@jamesfreeman3617]

@@Apollo-684 yes it was part of a pair the two living fishing boats were friendly would play with Whales. When the pregnant one died the other killed its self. Also it was pregnant with halve grown life boats

[@Kaleddddd]

​@@jamesfreeman3617 It was justified because it was going near human population and it was highly capable to kill a lot of people because it's was capable to become fast enough to destroy a boat (that was discovered later)

[@d1kgaws12]

Good Ending: The GOC didn’t see the chair as a threat and let it go Bad Ending: The GOC successfully incinerated the chair WORST ENDING (current ending): A GOC operative cut corners and ended up turning the chair into a pile of wood chips that kills anyone who either mentions anything GOC-related or is threatening in general.

[@Aiden492]

Bed ending:the chair became more comfortable and there’s clones of the chair and the chairs are so strong they can’t be broken.

[@Unknown-br1uf]

Carpenter: "Please, have a seat" GOC: "Burn it all"

[@mrfinefeet5668]

Hello Bill

[@TheCosmicFreeway]

If I was a sentient chair, I would constantly be in fear of getting farted on...

[@ngocdwong]

it might like it

[@leannihi6807]

@@ngocdwong have a great day sir

[@ceu160193]

You can't feel smell or taste though.

[@foolishkovane]

@@ngocdwong have a great day sir

[@ban_gali]

😂😂

[@Jsmith9055]

You really cant beat a good chair though

[@Try-hard-emily]

My gaming chair is the best it spins its soft and it bends at 45 degree Edit: oh yeah and theres a leg resting system

[@steazii1865]

you can beat a child tho

[@OmegaDeltaOmicron]

@@steazii1865 and a wife

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Because if you beat it, it'll materialize inside your lungs.

[@Wildwolf5910]

You can with a hammer

[@user-ps2sg8qr2k]

SCP 1609 : Harmless furniture that just try to help people GOC : NOW THIS IS AN AVENGER LEVEL THREAT

[@crabgal]

“Maybe you’re even watching it in the bathroom” No lie, I regularly watch these while I take a shower

[@darckap2785]

In the middle of this video, I got an advertisement about a chair with parts that you can move to fit your desire. I'm watching a video about an anomalous chair, and I get an advertisement about a chair. *How fitting.*

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Lmao

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Poor chair, humans are really the worst in every story I hear, read, and watch.

[@clickmaestro595]

Same

[@ayanevsworld8565]

Or how frightening.... 😅

[@kynto]

169 likes at the time of this reply

[@furrysunny1300]

So the GOC not only hurt SCP 1609, but also killed it's siblings? That's brutal!

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@elnoobster5473]

@@rogueascendant6611 fucking stop with the spam

[@aiden5085]

@@elnoobster5473 I wanted to say that.

[@louisarius9672]

And incredibly stupid.

[@hannathompson4376]

Poor chair had to watch as its siblings were tossed into a furnace and then was saved by that furnace ceasing its function then it was brutally shoved into a wood chipper no wonder the poor chair had anxiety and ptsd

[@JnEricsonx]

I can't tell you how much I would have loved having the pre-woodchipped version of that around. A chair that's just happy to provide a seat to someone tired? I could have used that at half my jobs!

[@shizuwolf]

Look up 6001

[@MagyarGaben]

SCP-1609: **Becomes a murderous anomaly** GOC: *"We did it Patrick, we saved the city!"*

[@TajeGAME]

1609 is the SCP equivalent of how we should treat everyone around us, shame that people can be so hostile to others for no reason causing so much trauma and scarring.

[@hjomnk4056]

true af

[@FacedAion]

Twitter in a nutshell lmao

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Poor chair, humans are really the worst in every story I hear, read, and watch.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

*D E E P*

[@Puppeteer_in_the_Void]

Morals of the story: Violence causes violence, and instead of taking shortcuts, follow the instructions of the people who know more about the subject at hand then you do.

[@ethanplaysroblox214]

what didn’t expect a rare video game character in videos I’m addicted to now

[@dessirangelova2676]

Pretty sure the goc actually uses this incident to tell its troops what not to do

[@missoona7130]

I love that the Protect in SCP doesn't just mean people outside, but also every Anomaly in their custody. Being cold, not cruel

[@chaowoses]

*“He’s not hacking, he just has a good gaming chair.”*

[@JocaPlays87]

Why dosent the SCP foundation just give the GOC scp's like 682 and say: Here! If you like to kill anomalies than kill these!

[@jamaelwilliams8677]

Because doing so often causes more harm than good like The Hitch-Hiker

[@thedirector9871]

The GOC would have fun doing experiments on 682

[@Kaleddddd]

Both of them are trying to destroy it but it stills on foundation containment because it's more safe

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@JocaPlays87]

@@rogueascendant6611 yeah, but the foundation can remove their pain in the back called 682 by giving it to the GOC with a note saying "good luck losers"

[@_notabee]

Chair: *peacefully exists and helps people* The GOC: *hippity hoppity, kill 1609, throw him into the woodcutter, he'll be fine*

[@luntkids2499]

YeSh

[@ronniexfile7701]

G.O.C you murderer that person creator of the Scp 1609.

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@digitalshadowfox720]

@@arn3107 lmao

[@a_mother_of_felines]

Yeah! That'll teach it to help people and give them somewhere to sit when their legs can't bear walking any longer! Seriously, what the actual fuck?

[@melissamf1378]

"SCP-1609 represents a perfect example of the flaws inherent in the operating procedure of the GOC" SCP-054 said hi, after being tortured by the foundation just for existing. The more I see it, the more I understand the Serpent's Hand ideals... Hahaha

[@dessirangelova2676]

Dont forget the goc tales in which the foundation is showed to be a bunch of idiots that dont care about what their actions will bring upon this world also dont forget how they are making the scarlet king stronger and stronger

[@Turmoil-TheKoopaKiller]

Each group has flaws that ultimately make it a readers choice to root for. The Foundation can be cruel to those contained. Actively giving innocent anomalies fates worst than death. The GOC will attack all anomalies, even the good ones. The Serpent's Hand is a easy target for a powerful anomaly that would use them as puppets for it's plan.

[@mr.ptolemy8947]

I can totally see Dr. Bright mailing 1609 in a box to a GOC base as a "prank". And I hope he does.

[@geardog24]

GoC: Good job with that chair boys. That'll teach it to teleport around and give tired people somewhere nice to sit. SCP Foundation: Bruh!

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Poor chair, humans are really the worst in every story I hear, read, and watch.

[@doo_lissdu_lighost6133]

@@rogueascendant6611 Remember a motto of the SCP foundation: Be cold, not cruel.

[@Error-hx9ze]

@@doo_lissdu_lighost6133 Nah be like the Manna Charitable Foundation and the Wilson Wildlife Solutions they're better than both

[@birb125]

@@Error-hx9ze fun fact, the GOC have extremely friendly relationships with Manna

[@milkinobama8160]

GOC: See, we tried to kill the SCP and it got angry at us and attacked some of our men. Told you they’re evil.

[@gcdjshaneshow]

SCP: Bruh--You made them evil you bastards!

[@fireangel1067]

SCP: all you have proven here is your utter incompetence

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@oneosix106decena]

SCP:YOU MORRON YOU MADE IT WORSED

[@jackskxllxngtxn]

Reminds me of the water nymph. Scp researchers pushed it to far and got it to hate male researchers. Was literally the kindest soul.

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

In the GOC's defense, the higher-ups didn't take the destruction of the chair too well.

[@aveachan3804]

I could feel that the way the narrator said "stupid" at 10:05 is out of pure spite

[@oofowo9434]

GOC: we destroy anomalies to protect world SCP: we protect the world with not taking any risk Serpent hand: I just exposed SCP C.I: *take all anomalies*

[@KhaosDancer]

SCP. We feed children to a treehouse

[@rogueascendant6611]

@@KhaosDancer Then you're a moron who skip checking this SCP. Watch the video about this monster before saying anything stupid.

[@birb125]

@Hunter Zalo I sent that guy a comment about how theres a newer GOC that isn't stupid. He hasn't replied yet, make that as you will

[@birb125]

@@TheManofthecross man i love the Shark Punching Center

[@TheManofthecross]

@@birb125 ?

[@raids6964]

I feel like this episode was just a 13 minute way of telling the GOC "I told you so."

[@aiden5085]

Yeah-

[@Riddler909]

Reason they destroyed it was Because THe carpenter made (He is criminal)it and reason why it turned into deadly thing was because machine Error

[@Stormthepolterwolf]

@@Riddler909 yeah suuuure

[@Skylancer727]

A good example of why the SCP Foundation is written primarily about containing rather than destroying or neutralizing SCPs or in the cases of benign SCPs letting them go. You can't guarantee that what you seen is really as bad as they will get. In some rare splinter cases termination is a necessity, but as a whole termination of anomalous objects can result in even further anomalous objects but now less predictable requiring new tests to understand.

[@PatchworkRose567]

The SCP foundation may be a cold, strict foundation that are mainly worried about learning all there is above anything else, but at least they don’t try and destroy any and all anomaly that comes across their path like the GOC does before learning about them and if they are kind to personnel.

[@WeadleOof]

* chair that likes to give someone something to sit on * GOC: n o edit: re-phrasing sentence

[@cyberlemon9840]

I't s t i m e t o p e r i s h

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Poor chair, humans are really the worst in every story I hear, read, and watch.

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@cyberlemon9840 also chair: *PULLS OUT REVERSE UNO CARD*

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@rogueascendant6611 that's what you get when the u.n gets involved.

[@kyunglee5515]

SCP-1609: Helps people and exists. GOC: I'm about the ruin this man's whole career.

[@loomian8961]

man?

[@thelivingglitch1371]

“SCP-1609 represents a perfect example of the flaws inherent in the operating procedure of the [Global Occult Coalition], and serves as a cautionary tale for any members of the Foundation who disagree with our practices containing dangerous objects. Prior to the GOC getting their hands on this, it was perfectly harmless. A chair which teleports to you when you need a seat is normal compared to most of the stuff that we deal with on a regular basis. When they put it through a woodchipper, it got hurt, scared, and angry, so it lashed out at them. By trying to ‘PrOtEcT tHe WoRlD’ by destroying it, they inadvertently made the situation a whole lot worse. SCP-1609 went from harmless to deadly in the space of a few minutes because of the GOC, and we had to clean up the mess. Thankfully, SCP-1609 is pretty simple for us to deal with. So long as we don’t do anything stupid around it, it won’t fight back and it won’t try to leave. Even if it does, it usually comes back. I think I’ve worked out why. It came to us because it was afraid of the people who hurt it. That’s why it always comes back. It’s afraid of the rest of the world now, and it’s looking to us for protection. This is why we have Special CONTAINMENT Procedures instead of Special DESTRUCTION Procedures. If you break something, it’s broken forever. When you try to destroy an anomaly, you can’t take back your mistakes. That’s what SCP-1609 has to tell us. This is why we’re right and the GOC is wrong, people.” -Dr Sievert (1609’s original file)

[@Not_the_FTA]

Cry me a river of tears.

[@adityamenon6365]

The fact that this is fictional is what makes it even more interesting

[@demianoff]

...what?

[@BitterJoyXx]

What? How does it make it more interesting by being fake?

[@vibecheck6764]

this is real

[@K1ngRaptor]

The GOC really screwed up this time

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Poor chair, humans are really the worst in every story I hear, read, and watch.

[@oneosix106decena]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells my only ptoblem is the fact that The scp foundation Kidnapps children and feed it to a tree house

[@arn3107]

@@oneosix106decena what would you rather have them do?

[@birb125]

@@arn3107 not use children in a test with 682

[@jacksonwatson3729]

Chair that just wants to let people rest: exists GOC: this is an adventure level treat

[@lolasaidsomething]

GOC: We have saved the world from a other anomaly! SCP: But you just made it more dangerous! GOC: Well, your problem now.

[@smolchungus9213]

I think the goc would've been a lot better if they just went and destroyed anomalies that are actually dangerous or harmful F for the chair

[@cuntpoopoo2968]

all organizations here have brain damage

[@thecoronavirus1819]

They did. I can give you examples

[@Committee_of_Nations]

@@thecoronavirus1819show

[@ceu160193]

Problem is, they destroy ALL anomalies they find, and some of those are vital for reality to exist.

[@Committee_of_Nations]

@@ceu160193 well as part of the United Nations, the GOC would also have to follow the UN human rights charter meaning they probably aren’t allowed to kill harmless scps that look or are humans in a way

[@Sr_Illuminati]

You: *showing the image of the GOC* Me: *TRIGGERED*

[@Sr_Illuminati]

Yeah, I am a friend of the serpents hand.

[@jonasb104]

@@Sr_Illuminati Dude, you're PART of the GOC! One member of the coalition is the Bavarian Illuminati.

[@Sr_Illuminati]

@Jonas Brauer I am not part of that Illuminati

[@jonasb104]

@@Sr_Illuminati Yeah okay, that makes sense😅🤔

[@ShadowDurza]

This is why they prefer to Protect SCPs, they're so unpredictable that there's an undeniable chance that the act of doing so will turn it into an even more dangerous and unpredictable SCP.

[@Steel_]

Ah yes, the GOC's timeless motto: "the only good anomaly is a 'dead' one"

[@dessirangelova2676]

Ah yes ignore all of the anomalies that qre working for the goc and the anomalies that praise the goc for keeping the peace in the three portlands

[@ernestorivas3764]

​@@dessirangelova2676it's because the GOC just considers those as paranormal rather than anomalies. It's composed of occultist groups after all

[@KingConfusion]

I love that the chair knew that the SCP foundation would treat it better

[@Mr.Hulk_]

SCP Foundation: Its ok,have a seat GOC: Haha wood chipper go brrrrrr

[@Minclnhat]

Everyone gangsta until the chair started to move

[@stevethepro4761]

Started to move or started moving

[@SamiChenVA]

8:39 Why does SCP-1609 actually look so wholesome in this scene

[@pokeczarelf]

GOC: Who are you? SCP-1609: You woodchipped me to pieces! GOC: Do you have the slightest idea how little it narrows it down?

[@TheAngeredDolphin]

Ah yes, the one mad chair used as SCP propaganda against the GOC

[@ceu160193]

They got a point though - you can't undo what you did, and you actually can make situation a lot worse. SCP objects often aren't inherently hostile, but will clearly become hostile, should your attempt to destroy them and fail.

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@Nope-en9bo]

And it makes a lot of sense. Often times, containing something in one place and researching on it allows us to see more while keeping it safe. The practices of the GOC will just piss off every single SCP instances they come across. Said anomalies might lash out to the nearest populated area and cause more destruction. Even if the way of the SCP Foundation is cold, it is logical as they actually try and find out how these anomalies work.

[@ceu160193]

@@Nope-en9bo It still doesn't answer, what would they do with anomalies, that are beneficial. Like SCP-500, which is cure to any disease, anomalous or not.

[@smiled6669]

Don't worry, the GOC used the Hitchiker ones for counter-argument

[@cptray-steam]

Even if the chair was incinerated I bet it's anomalous properties would still persist as ashes rather than wood chips. They should've just left it alone.

[@zhengwei75]

Chair: Merely exists GOC: I dont wanna

[@Jameskoek]

Wow this is one of the one's I was well aware of before they covered it on this channel, as always they have a great way of adapting these stories into a very consumable format.

[@nathanielortega7653]

But have they tried putting it in SCP-914, “The Clockworks”?

[@dominant5307]

@Ahmed Iqbal Sounds terrifying.

[@xaniyat9491]

@Ahmed Iqbal can be a double edged swrord It might revert it to its original form or heal it but There's also the possibility of amplifying it's ptsd and anxiety

[@ceu160193]

@Ahmed Iqbal Problem is, you don't know what happens next. There already were incidents with putting living organisms in 914, and it's how Cassie came to existence.

[@Nyghtking]

It's pretty iffy and such an experiment would never be approved, as there is the potential for the clockworks to trigger the SCP's PTSD either due to the sound it makes or when it actually starts going to work, and even if such an experiment succeeded there's a chance it would come out as something worse.

[@ceu160193]

@Ahmed Iqbal That alive picture of a woman.

[@handler-helperlars]

SCP Foundation: "Don't destroy anomalies." SCP-682: Am I joke to you

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

Well it has been proven that 682 is better off dead for everyone

[@ceu160193]

You destroy anomaly, if it's hostile to humans and life itself. And SCP-682 is just that - it wants all life to end.

[@forgottenetremembered]

@@ceu160193 check 6001.

[@schulteq]

i love wholesome SCPs, I mean it ended up becoming murderous mulch but now its a pretty flower bed. Still, wholesome chair just wanted to help a guy out.

[@speakevermore]

GOC: it has fallen in the hands of a hostile agency! Foundation: *diagnoses scp 1609 with ptsd, puts it in a flower bed and gives it compliments *

[@user-golos]

Just don't look up SCP 231 bro 💀

[@jeshuasamuel6537]

GOC: we defend humanity, we are the god guys. Also the GOC:

[@Try-hard-emily]

🤦‍♂️

[@Thefellowmemeguy]

I honestly think they should just terminate the evil ones in other words anomalies that coulf cause a xk zk sk endowed the world scenarios while the ones that are more normal and don’t cause trouble can live

[@jeshuasamuel6537]

@@Thefellowmemeguy Well, that is the most logical thinking, and the SCP foundation "follow" this philosophy, and I say "follow" because the prefer study than terminate, how make some questionable decisions

[@All_Mighty672]

@@Thefellowmemeguy the problem with that is what happened here, what if trying to destroy the anomaly turns it into something worse?

[@Council_Member]

@@Thefellowmemeguy ikr agreed

[@shadowsa2b]

But the GOC were destroying "the carpenter", his creations, and his customer regardless of their actual threat level. It could be argued that any destruction here at all was totally uncalled for, and resulted in a needless loss of human life; even before the cornet cutting

[@Vulgun]

SCP-1609: (no longer a chair) SCP-914 on Fine Setting: "Are you sure about that?"

[@shizuwolf]

I’ve thought about that, myself. Or take some of the wood chips and plant them in 124

[@Tkdboy-gk1wk]

I’m glad the GOC failed to put the chair in the incinerator while it was running. Imagine how much damage that chair can cause if it panic-teleports everywhere while on fire.

[@goddessofstealth2417]

SCP Explained: Maybe you are watching this on your phone, while you lie in bed, or maybe you're watching this at your desk, sitting in an office chair. Me, watching on my laptop while in bed: Why limit yourself to one?

[@Nyghtking]

There's a reason the only time the foundation really tries to destroy something is if it's a large threat. The foundation seeks to study SCPs and if possible make a mundane version out of the helpful ones that can then be produced and given to the public, contain those things that aren't that beneficial, destroy the hostile things that pose a threat to the world if possible, and contain everything else. The key to that is to understand everything about an object.

[@cold6118]

SCP Explained: even if ur in the bathroom, don’t worry, we won’t judge u Me on the toilet: good to know

[@detectivekid5784]

Who would win: An organization dedicated to protecting humanity from anomalous entities that possess near-unlimited resources and advanced technology, or..... One wooden boi?

[@kiwi4058]

Safe Anomaly: *exists* GOC: and i took that personally

[@AGSlime]

I feel like the bearded glasses scientist is his persona

[@thisperson6702]

A chair with PTSD, wow how stranger can the SCP world get, except for the living ice cream van

[@sora-v-871]

SCP-1609: *exists and helps tired people by appearing when they get tired* GOC: are you challenging me?

[@Kynatosh]

I have a unrelated question: do scp wiki writers have any lore about them, or the scp wiki website ?

[@akramgimmini8165]

I think yes but I'm not Sure

[@CeliMe007]

Yes, there's a wiki for all scps

[@saulgoodman69real]

Its defined on the user. Some think there isn't any lore and some think everything that happens is counted as lore. I think most of the articles are lore. What I don't count as lore is the among us and minecraft scps. So yea.

[@Kynatosh]

@@saulgoodman69real lol wat among us and minecraft scp

[@mikahb7862]

@@saulgoodman69real have you even read the among us scp’s file? It’s pretty good.

[@44actual]

Please do SCP 666 1/2 J Object Class: Sweet mother of mercy is it ever Keter

[@romanpackham8471]

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!

[@haxongd]

jesus wept -Dr Clef

[@ilewtf2234]

Please no...

[@winterworldantsgamesandleg9915]

Yes i agree

[@HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme]

If they don’t do it we riot

[@andrewbushok5824]

This personally made me very sad. As a dishwasher I would he standing up for around 6 hours straight with not too much time or space to sit down. I would’ve loved to step outside and have this chair let me relieve my back pain for a bit. So tragic that it’s destroyed

[@killrcreepr]

Helpful chair: exists GOC: you know the rules, and so do i. say goodbye

[@umangsheel7819]

No one: GOC: SDD, Seek, Disable, Destroy

[@rogueascendant6611]

The GOC is really a complete moronic organization. Their blatant excuse over the Chair is really pathetic. Driving theme of theirs, "Shoot first, ask question later". I agree with the SCP Foundation procedure whether it's damn cold and sadistic but they do always goes for, "Knowledge is Power".

[@banant5620]

@@noobtube1323 make sense lol

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

@@rogueascendant6611 My dude stop spamming its cringe

[@nocontext9635]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824 stop the cap

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

@@nocontext9635 Look the O5 said knowledge is power and if you know so much you will get killed.The UNGOC has no soldiers being defectors unlike the foundation (chaos insurgency).

[@adrianyiu8165]

Clicked this faster than blinking in front of the mighty God Peanut 173

[@rbigr4762]

50 5ytfy99969667ll545e 4r4ee9d99e98x84rrtd8 t 644etydf=tt r 44

[@Volkswagen_will]

@@rbigr4762 you ok? Should i call a ambulance for your seizure

[@gigachadsson7628]

@@Volkswagen_will he's ok i gave him some medication

[@foundationgamer9771]

Same here

[@That80sGuy1972]

This is why you do your homework, people. The object was sentient and could teleport... think, people, think. On the flip side, if it ever gets over its trauma it could probably become a chair again after it teleports.

[@null_mau3r208]

Honestly, if that chair was just treated right, we would all have something just a little happier for helping than what is now a beautiful flower helper

[@ilewtf2234]

This is a sad story, just like the love boat incident. :/ The GOC is (or should i use are, because they are an umbrella of several groups...) in the wrong here.

[@rosscohenus]

a freshly baked new scp to learn about

[@Try-hard-emily]

Or you can just read the scp wiki thats also an option

[@bukitcengkeh1]

@@Try-hard-emily yeah

[@foundationgamer9771]

'Freshly baked' Me: *softly* Don't.

[@rosscohenus]

@@Try-hard-emily im too lazy to read ;-;

[@NovumEboraci]

That comedic slide whistle as the guard chokes to death on aspirated blood: priceless

[@jsloanhpi]

What a nice touch in its treatment, still keeping it happy. How adorable. Will always love the happier, more whimsical stories.

[@joselee9605]

I can’t lie, if my legs were about to give in but then some chair with a face teleported behind me, I would no longer feel tired, hell, I’d even run

[@TamTroll]

despite this obvious screw up, i still think i'd side with the GOC over the foundation in most cases.

[@walnzell9328]

SCP: A chair. GOC: A target.

[@ranjimab]

Chair:teleports to someone near G.O.C G.O.C:the only place ur going is the woodcutter

[@gastroveplaysgames877]

I WAS SITTING WAITING FOR THIS THANK YOU

[@Try-hard-emily]

Cool

[@nickefstathiou1022]

lol

[@HarryMaguiregoat5]

@@nickefstathiou1022 lol

[@mwbgaming28]

I wonder if the SCP foundation could glue it back together given enough time

[@fisherwoman3611]

GOC when they see an immortal, terrifying lizard that hates all of mankind, and wants to destroy anything in its path: I'll allow it. Goc when they see an armchair: This is a freaking problem.

[@sarafernandes4735]

I have never wanted to hug a pile of wood chips this much before

[@cowby6264]

Out of context but can we just name the guy with the black hair or beard or bassically the guy in 0:35 Bob or the narrator?

[@kshroom]

The guys name is hunter lol

[@tapioca2768]

Fun fact: not sure if this is canon, but they don’t actually do bad things to 213-7. The actual procedure is just reading a bedtime story to her because it helps he fall asleep, however the illusion of it contains the scarlet king.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I believe almost everything in the SCP multiverse is canon...but only in one/some of the universes. For the timeline in which 231-7 is a Neutralized SCP that gave birth to SCP-999, that would actually be really fitting.

[@demianoff]

Thats one of the explabationa that people got to sanitize 213 for some reason. I like the lore where they were doing so etching terrible but stopped when they rraliEd that is actually what the scarlet king wanted.

[@doctorockzo]

There is no such thing as "canon" in the SCP-verse

[@bishbish3103]

Can we take a moment on how the narrators voice is so soothing? I need their ASMR channel, NOW!

[@556deltawolf]

I remember hearing there was a short story about this SCP from the GOC's point of view and apparently there were several chairs like it that were successfully neutralized through the use of an incinerator (the ashes had no anomalous effect). However when it was 1609's (called E622 in GOC custody) turn the incinerator broke and was in need of repairs. A couple of GOC officers went against orders and figured "Hey burning it to ashes work, why not just toss it into a wood chipper?" and thus they did that. So really it was a matter of the GOC breaking it's own rules and procedures. I know it's tempting to agree with Dr. Sievert about how SCP 1609 is proof that the GOC is wrong and the Foundation is right but the thing is, they have caused their own problems before. Heck two SCPs that ended up causing massive global death and destruction and required the foundation to restart where caused because of the foundations obsession with finding a universal amnestic when they have plenty of good alternatives.

[@KingofAces5912]

Video: “Are you sitting comfortably? You know a good chair is hard to find.” Me: *On the toilet* 🤣🤣🤣

[@oneosix106decena]

Me on a mahogany chair:Oh fck

[@akramgimmini8165]

This is a very interesting SCP

[@justaguy2203]

"Trust takes Years to build, And seconds to break"

[@kell2771]

9:09 This guy's wife must be able to run in heels if he can throw a knife when holding the blade.

[@emmz34chills17]

The chair looks nice but why did it need to be destroyed

[@gcdjshaneshow]

To GOC'S there purpose is to destroy--so technically anything anomalies they destroyed it

[@ceu160193]

@@gcdjshaneshow It would be really sad, if they happened to find SCP-500 before Foundation then.

[@YallWildin]

If only there was one for how to kill a spc

[@ceu160193]

There is no universal "how to neutralise anomaly" instruction, since not all anomalies are same.

[@a_mother_of_felines]

Shark Punching Center?

[@DaGhostToastRoast]

This story is the epitome of the phrase “this is why we can’t have nice things”

[@TheBookkeeper]

0:41 Someone in a wheelchair walks into the room. "What are you watching?" Me: An anomaly.