How one idiot changed your life

[@ararafs]

“Wisdom is chasing you but you are faster” is my new favorite insult

[@xkohanty]

My jaw dropped and i was abt to comment the same thing

[@dotapark]

Is that like real term in English or he actually made that 😂

[@nousername191]

I feel like I've heard that before.....

[@rasheedbaker]

​ @nousername191 what was old shall be new again

[@GK_Experience]

I’m literally dying at that comment right now 😭😭😭 I came to comment but I see you beat me to it

[@remotelyanonymous]

“Wisdom is chasing you, but you are faster” is the biggest African insult known to man 😂😂

[@xeviuniverse]

definitely top 3 greatest as well lol

[@dotapark]

Oh so it’s African term 😂 I will definitely using this as insult 🤣

[@Jesse-ri5ud]

i had to pause the video for a few minutes and collect myself i was laughing so hard 😂

[@remotelyanonymous]

@@xeviuniverse yup!! Haha

[@savvivixen8490]

Complete with accent! Had me teapot-whistlin! spare some breath!🤣🤣🤣

[@Rosula_D]

We should be getting movies about historical shenanigans like this instead of the same 3-4 stories over and over again.

[@bryanbundik]

word

[@maxm.m.7219]

This I why I miss Drunk History. It's essentially the same thing Xevi does, but actually acted out by famous actors.

[@Girish4944]

fr I'd watch bridgetown or whatever if it was about this

[@RayDrawzDragonz]

ever heard of the show "horrible histories"

[@RayDrawzDragonz]

@@maxm.m.7219 theres a show called "horrible histories" , it is inspired by drunk history.

[@marche800]

What I learned is that there's no such thing as a harmless idiot.

[@CrisisHedgehog]

I learned that after researching Nicolas the second of Russia

[@brettschmidt5929]

Harmful idiots are often useful idiots to those with sinister motives.

[@NeyamRye]

Welp

[@racist2708]

You

[@jamera8223]

That was the moral to the classic Black movie"A Soldier's Story"😢

[@SavageGreywolf]

The wildest thing about the Affair of the Diamond Necklace was that Marie Antoinette was like "I don't want that gaudy thing" from the start but somehow the whole thing got blamed on her anyways.

[@y7va]

I feel bad for all the shit that the King and Queen got blamed for that they didn’t do but it’s hard to say they didn’t deserve it considering they were ruling over starving peasants and perpetuating their suffering by throwing fancy parties and sticking it to Great Britain

[@JNR_WR0NGD03R]

​@@y7vasome sources claim that the king tried numerous reformations to help out the people but the nobles and most the church were against it. Keeping the nation stagnant

[@hellodelightfulrando]

@@JNR_WR0NGD03R funny how times don’t change much huh? Crazy ngl

[@NeyamRye]

They always find a way to blame a woman

[@Realcordy]

@@NeyamRyelol they blamed the king too 😂 and that thief’s husband went to jail for her 😂

[@crowlbeats1191]

The whole docile and complacent statement at the end was the true point of this story, serious pov right there...

[@ojn4972]

That hit harder than anything else said.

[@SpectrumTheOriginator]

Exactly

[@yn_sekai]

Thi was actually my favourite part.

[@AshLee92490]

Damn, Jeanne. You're supposed to get gone after you get the necklace 😩...

[@BRAZILIAN_MIKU]

I mean she did, and she could have been sticking around so that she gets hid of her husband aswell, who knows

[@xeviuniverse]

Im saying right? She figured theyd all target rohan but he was so dumb they knew he couldnt have pulled it off

[@NicoleAC-PhD]

😅💯

[@Mini-Gun1239]

​@@xeviuniverseimagine being soo dumb that even the government is like, "nah, he couldnt do shit"

[@GEMSofGOD_com]

What would he do though, say "Yeah that was me"? At least they'd try to search for Jeanne for a bit, like, in her places named by the guy. The necklace cost a gazillion.

[@creatio_ex_nihilo0]

"if you are stupid you can still change the world" damn ...

[@RicarusAngelus]

U heard of the Kardashians?

[@justinnamuco9096]

Yeah it's Rohan's fault that Napoleon lost in Haiti

[@sandasturner9529]

Not in a good way I guess

[@ArthurGonzorelli]

Xevi explaining the crucifitcion: “see Jesus had a proooooblem…” 😂😂

[@cha.numba1]

Here's when things get wicked

[@FooeyMcgooey]

YOOOOOOOO one of these days😂

[@ArthurGonzorelli]

@@FooeyMcgooey he slick should just do it for the fun of it. “Jesus said one of yall gon betray me and one of yall gon deny me. Judas you the betrayer. Judas said JESUS I WOULD NEVER, Jesus said…ok. Romans said Judas you ready to snitch? Judas said..yuh” 😂

[@Ms_Kymm]

🤭

[@MarcellusJasonClay]

Now i want a black man talk about the bible using hood english

[@SKYBL0SS0M]

"wisdom is chasing you but you are faster" lmaoooo!😭😭😭😭

[@ThottyMcNasty]

"That makes sense" is gonna be my new catchphrase when the math ain't mathing

[@Kain01able]

Oh shot, we getting History lessons now? Well alright then!

[@xeviuniverse]

yup! history has the best stories lowkey

[@prod-doombeats]

@@xeviuniverse bro these videos be hittin harder than actual history lessons at school.

[@neinei697]

​@xeviuniverse Not even low key 😂 I want you to do the one about the chinese spy who pretended to be a woman for 20 years and married the french diplomat 😂😂😂

[@BoomBoom-ym5oy]

Bro tell the story of the dude who jumped into the ocean with a sword to fight a great white to save his dad​@@xeviuniverse

[@maxm.m.7219]

​@@neinei697And he even went as far as to adopt a lil' boy to sell the bit.

[@johnofmalta]

Rohan just spat out his tea. Nobody’s safe from Xevi

[@Ms_Kymm]

😅😂🤣

[@rohand.-bd7qc]

Funny thing is I'm called Rohan and I love tea

[@RedNovaDello]

“Bartholomew Chill” 🤣😂💀

[@xeviuniverse]

and he just never did :(

[@Z__Dreamer]

😂😂

[@RTR_43]

"so what did we learn, that if you're stupid, you can still change the world" YES I CAN

[@rcarfang2]

So me can two!!!

[@gustavolopes5094]

The corolary is "by being conned by someone very smart"

[@nicolaspeigne1429]

5:12 "loses in Haiti" that's the first time i ever heard it resumed that way

[@Barakon]

Imagine Jeanne as an AC protag; starting off as just a thief, she gets involved with the Creed & starting pulling cons for intel instead, with that 1 necklace being an exception/trophy/relapse in thievery.

[@hugofontes5708]

Nah, the necklace is a relic she has to get before the templars take it to the pope or something

[@JMillz512]

“Wisdom is chasing you but you are faster” is a bar

[@Kangstor]

Honestly stupid probably changed the world more times than smart did since everyone were either not listening to smart or getting rid of them seeing them as potential threats

[@TarsonTalon]

Yeah, feels like humanity is just a cosmic horror where natural selection has gone horrifically wrong...

[@cmckevitt]

“How one idiot changed your life.” No need to rub it in dude, I’m trying to improve.

[@iusedtoknowthewomanwhosoldthew]

What an idiot. Change it to the dude being oblivious at first and a few other groups were impersonating him as well in their letters and dealings and boom.

[@Ummnowtfc]

The research you put into these stories, isn’t going unnoticed . I want you as my friend 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmandaRuby7773]

I tell my dog that he's so fast that his intelligence can't catch up with him 😂😂😂 yes I talk to my dog! He's cool af and I love him ❤😂

[@JosiahDePhoenix]

That's not weird. You're supposed to talk to your dog

[@haplessasshole9615]

Doesn't everyone with a dog talk to them? Puppers are nothing if not non-judgemental. They love us regardless of our foibles, and comfort us when we're feeling low. Can you tell I love my dog, too?

[@echo_z319]

@@JosiahDePhoenix…

[@BenjiDarius]

Cramming with this video for my history test tomorrow. Wish me luck

[@elmodelo101]

😎👍 🍀

[@xeviuniverse]

get an A for us champ

[@BenjiDarius]

I got an A yall!!

[@Mini-Gun1239]

​@@BenjiDarius Dubs

[@Ebizzill]

did you pass?

[@David_u]

“So what did we learn? That if you’re stupid, you could still change the world” Loved this one so much 😂

[@SplinteredLarynx]

Man you're exactly like hearing the hottest gossip from someone in class in high school - you've got such a gravitas when it comes to storytelling that it's crazy. Please keep making videos. Sincerely, A big fan

[@albertyu750]

Rohan's fk up is a canon event. Our timeline was doomed from the start...

[@victorfinngall3911]

So THAT started the French revolution? Also, "wisdom is chasing you but you are faster" is my new favorite quote.

[@Demonstormlord]

No one singular event started the French Revolution. It was a contributing factor. Other factors were the economic downturn and austerity resulting from France aiding the American colonies in their efforts to revolt against the British Crown, and the return of thousands of soldiers and sailors who'd just helped Americans revolt and felt inspired to do the same at home.

[@kahsaiharmon15]

God....kids would be a lot more educated if people like you were a history teacher

[@gerrimilner9448]

the let them eat cake was in literature at least 50yrs before Mary Antoinette went to France. also there is pain and brochette two types of french bread, but the Brits saw the brochette as cake as it is sweet and we lived on turnips and horseradish

[@BIBZEEBEE]

if you're stupid, and you are at the right time and place, then you can change the world

[@Silvndr]

I love your take on historical accounts, always makes me want to learn more

[@lewissteward65]

What did we learn? Some people stoopid and yet they somehow end up in places of power inserting how that works

[@boogaloo4481]

He's not dumb, he's just ahead of the curve.

[@jheanie6812]

" *giggle* He's so poor! *Banished* "😂😂😂

[@donseavey3704]

Rohan outlived all of them he almost made it to 70

[@rdcrabbs]

Historic & comedic gold. You earned my subscription!

[@catherinejustcatherine1778]

I would have loved to have you as a history teacher. I, also think students would learn so much more from teachers like you

[@rorygilmore2470]

im just imagining jeanne escaping prison with her big 1700s hair & dress and i find that funnily iconic

[@dirtywindshieldwiper2715]

This lowkey needs to be a movie- I would totally watch it😭

[@GK_Experience]

I wish my history class was like this , I would have gotten As without fail

[@zboykk1804]

Your style of contenting is new and refreshing and still informative whilst maintaing an enertainment undertone keep it up bro ur gg blow up

[@mishaf19]

Maria Theresa is very commonly mistaken as holy roman empress. Her husband was holy roman emperor as only men could hold the title (her father Charles made a pragmatic sanction for Austrias crown to be allowed for women but not the HRE) so she ruled Austria and cooperated with her husband on the matter of the holy roman empire.

[@Potz4pizza]

Oh, I am acutely aware that stupid people are changing our world.

[@kingace6186]

Marie didn't deserve any of that.

[@icecreamvendor8245]

She was def used a scapegoat for French nobility. Propaganda against her was so strong that centuries later people still think she orchestrated all these schemes of the upper class, when in reality, she was just a tool to them

[@umdadvocate]

I appreciate Xevi will spill tea 🍵 on anyone no matter the historical period-no one is safe 🐸

[@toanuva6178]

If I had a Time Machine watch that doubled as a cloaking device, I’d just be going back to watch stuff like this unfold

[@No-tc2bh]

Her husband had to do the rest of her time? WHAT??

[@MissyGail4eva]

I've become well acquainted with variations of this tale over the years, but I can honestly say that your rousing rendition is by far the most entertaining that I've encountered. (oh, btw, by the good graces of the YT algorithm gods or mere felicitous happenstance, I stumbled across one of your shorts yesterday..been ferociously devouring your content ever since. Subscribed. ੯•໒꒱❤︎)

[@angeryfluuf6514]

Immediately subscribed after the video ended. The final moments where you explained how everything connected left my jaw on the floor.

[@saivion]

this history's first backdoor 😂😭

[@saivion]

No I don't count the Trojan horse ts was gay

[@halloweenfan158]

@@saivionbro what?

[@FooeyMcgooey]

​@@saivionThe trojan horse is the best backdoor stories of all time. No Diddy.

[@saivion]

@FooeyMcgooey this was is underrated thoo

[@thomcarr7021]

" A clown with a machine gun still has a machine gun."

[@PachekoJr]

I love this community 😂❤

[@renthehag]

Dude, this video is incredible. I was chilling and enjoying the story when you suddenly dropped that line at 5:19 and that brought me FULLY back into the present moment 😂

[@notesgo1556]

A "Netflix Watcher Specialist" We need more of these phrases 😂 Like a "cranial physician" or "master of the supine position arts😂

[@adrianlelimo6618]

My favorite line all the time “…and here is where it starts to get wicked” 😂😂😂😂

[@jcameron.2863]

I can't wait till this man covers the mafia family that was the Medicis

[@GK_Experience]

1:30 😭😭💀💀 oh nah you got it my guy

[@cassiopee26]

“Wisdom has been chasing you. But you have always been a little bit faster.” Thank you Mark Twain for that delightful insult. 🙏🏼😂

[@Geolstud]

“Wisdom is chasing you, but you faster.” Perfect

[@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886]

Rohan: Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell!

[@NorseGraphic]

Visiting Eastfold….. (real place btw. Two parts of Norway are called Westfold and Eastfold)

[@afro_souledits2382]

Imagine if this was a side mission in assassin creed unity's 😂😂😂

[@Lemuel928]

Huh?🤨

[@minecraftingmom]

Did not know I needed this way of learning history. Love your style, subscribed. I bet I encounter that "wisdom is chasing you, but you are faster" quote more often now--lucky!

[@chrisvoss8405]

You have some of the most entertaining content that I’ve been watching lately. I love the part where you say “ He Had A Prrrooobbblluumm” Best story telling I get to hear all day broski

[@nataliadeoliveira3472]

"Wisdom is chassing you but you're faster!" Bars!

[@BackupChannel-nq6fg]

When Gondor calls for aid, Rohan ducks up its answer!

[@ethandevine8571]

“bartholemew chill” is the only thing my brain remembered from this

[@DibbzTV]

Average French history be like 🤣

[@jacenembhard8027]

My new favorite channel. Good work dude.

[@jeffbrinkerhoff5121]

Great presentation of the "Queen's Necklace Affair". Keep it up, hoping your channel blows up.

[@Drekromancer]

Incredible storytelling. You really made it feel current!

[@gregoryugian151]

Once you hear "... had a problem" you know it's gonna be good

[@browndamon]

That African insult made me rewind twice ⏪

[@Seylom3des32]

Amazing history lesson man.

[@NY-Buddy]

This is Michael Jackson's. Remember the Time but the dark side of it. Yeah that part where the queen was infatuated with Michael dancing, yeah It didn't go down like that. Eddie Murphy was like 🤫🔪

[@BigJay720]

History and comedy wrapped into one😂 what’s not to love

[@goracks69]

Love how you tell a story. I’d say I wish you were teaching history to school kids, but this way, you have a way bigger audience than a single classroom can hold.

[@juxtapositionark9671]

Everyone should know, when I use this insult in DND, I am quoting this teacher right here

[@shizukagozen777]

"Hahaha, he's so poor ! BANISHED !!!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@dragonetafireball]

So make a celebrity catfishs really do predate the Internet

[@theresemalmberg955]

Best explanation of the "Necklace Affair" I've ever come across.

[@meguy7735]

Crazy how I subbed for rap drama and ended up learning. Super wholesome.

[@Bronvandam]

W VID AND GREAT STORYTELLING U FINNA BLOWUP NOT GONNA LIE YA VIDEOS ALWAYS GET ME AND I LOCK IN INFORMATIONAL ASFF🙏🏾🙏🏾 Blessings xeviii

[@M-bi2yj]

Bro I actually love your videos😭😭😭😭😭

[@kingdonut6675]

This needs to be a mini series or at least a movie.

[@Spyrocrab]

Her husband serving her sentence is a wild detail that I feel like we shouldn't just gloss over. That's fucked up bro.

[@nickiethesaint316]

4:00 the “y” in “your girl” is silent 😂😂😂

[@katesclabassi3857]

The ridiculous crime podcast did an episode about this. I was laughing all the way through that, and im dying laughing now 😂

[@elroma7712]

Dude you have the same energy that my middle school history teacher had. He always made his history class interesting.

[@stillpushmongo8142]

Loving the mix of hip hop and history 🤣🔥love your content brother. Keep up the heat!

[@sachinbangaru737]

The way i lean in like im listening to some deep secret lol.

[@cthulholmhastur5317]

Hahaha you GO XEVI! Good stuff brother!

[@JeremyAndersonBoise]

There was a weird amount of road rage in Ada County yesterday, every time I was on the road there was at least one driver misbehaving aggressively. Stay safe out there.

[@philosophyknits1969]

As a person with a Masters in French Lit, this is masterfully told. lol well done! ❤

[@evgenivasileuski559]

Nice, instead of internet drama, we now have our ancestors drama, and u know what? 5min felt like i watched a slightly longer short. U have a storytelling charisma, respect, gonna reread my Polish history notes from technikum (graduated 2y ago).

[@daork1]

Those a problems and here’s where it gets wicked be getting ya bwoy 😂😂😂

[@klake4773]

Damn. Storytelling on point.

[@Cwestlov]

Bread and circuses my G

[@vitaminq4348]

Keep the history lessons coming fam! We lur dis!

[@michaelwilliams8625]

Joanne The Scammer must have been a descendant of Jeanne The Scammer because this is HILARIOUS!!!!

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

Wait, so the entire French Revolution kicked off because one idiot got hard-played into stealing a super-expensive necklace by a thief pretending to be the Queen? Life really is stranger than fiction sometimes...

[@betteurbain7911]

Not exactly, but the affair of the necklace didn't help

[@theMRsome12]

Eh. Both world wars started because a dude fucked up and decided to get a sandwich as a consolence.

[@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700]

@@theMRsome12 That's how the first world war started. I think the second one started because the victors of the first world war were sore winners who got greedy and bullied the loser until they went full Rambo?