How Parkzer was accidentally racist

[@skankjochem]

I like that Parkzers three most defining traits, in order are: 1. Gun 2. Glasses 3. Asian

[@Aquilenne]

Lawyer over glasses IMO

[@michaelgoldsmith6615]

​​​@@Aquilenne and cop, don't forget he's a cop

[@juliagibbs32]

Friendly reminder that Parkzer is not a lawyer - he just plays a lawyer in ‘films’.

[@jackdaleggett7184]

Calls the bald one his government name

[@hansolobutimdead]

​@@michaelgoldsmith6615 Kim Kitsuragi

[@AndrewMcArthur-bc6lb]

"the one thing to remember is whetever you're white or black or gay or straight is that we're all korean" - dougdoug, 2024

[@aaronahae]

yes

[@adorablycutekitten5291]

no cap?

[@xeras6101]

on God?

[@weinereater-wm6qm]

He did indeed say this

[@George_vv]

Oppa gang dam style!

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

2:29 "fr fr." "No.. nr nr" This response was way funnier than it had any right to be

[@astraadams1692]

YOU.

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@astraadams1692 me :33

[@toomanydum4084]

cant blame a BARK for tryin'.

[@m4rcyonstation93]

holy shit it's some gal named eve yeah im so stealing that phrase

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@toomanydum4084 That was a poorly timed reply lmao

[@MarinerKyle]

"I'm sorry Terry, but due to the acquisition we're going to have to dissolve your department." "...No cap?"

[@lolkin3k]

ong?

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

"fr fr Terry, pack up your stuff and get out."

[@Donald38]

⁠​⁠@@G-Mastah-Fash”nr nr, I am hereby reviving my department”

[@sergeantnerfsalot2784]

This comment made me howl with laughter

[@Donald38]

@@sergeantnerfsalot2784 no cap?

[@Gamemaster13000]

Now that Doug pointed this out, it's gonna turn into another running joke he hates where "Asian man + glasses = Parkzer"

[@viibo3207]

actually i hope its only when someone says the word glock or gun = parkzer

[@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat]

​@@viibo3207no matter the context. It can be a squirrel, a tree with a glock in a hole, whatever the case, it must be parkzer

[@tbotalpha8133]

"Is that an Asian man?" "HE'S GOT A GUN" PARKZER PARKZER

[@Sov_spoiled]

Hello…douglas Douglas

[@2cool2kill]

That's Parker. Parkzers have guns.

[@Door227]

I like how usually parkzer never laughs at doug or chats bits but immediately cracks up at racism

[@zhitchcresttail3387]

Him and Woolie should meet up, the laughs would ne legendary

[@dante_0962]

Well it’s pretty funny.

[@Door227]

@@dante_0962 racism is pretty funny ngl

[@spookhyskeleton]

​@@zhitchcresttail3387 Oh shit another woolie hole fan

[@jezusmylord]

to be fair, who doesnt.

[@cilginogrenci]

1:35 "Find all the races in the world"

[@thatoneguyiii1003]

Korean. Done

[@ProfessorGoon8]

Should be easy. They’re all Korean

[@radioactiveseaotter]

Korean, uhhh, nascar, 100 yard dash, does a marathon count?

[@kyaatt]

@@radioactiveseaotterdon't forget the race from the dock to the vinewood sign

[@admiralalyssa]

My favorite thing about Parkzer was when he first showed up someone used the "You're lousy" audio bit, and he responded with "Whatever" Parkzer had shown 0.0001% of his coolness that moment and stole Chat's heart.

[@SMPandanic]

I need to see this as thats funny as fuck

[@_nochi_]

Same

[@secureb00t39]

​@@SMPandanicthe video is called something along the lines of "I hired a lawyer to teach me gun safety"

[@JaDeFop]

That was the first time parkzer was live on stream, previously he would have voice calls on stream.

[@Gragon1]

He raided Pointcrow after this and Pointcrow then explained how it was Doug who was the one shitting from the rafters

[@bilalgill6722]

Nah Pointcrow was definitely lying there, Doug would wreak shit-filled havoc on the people in a way more confrontational way. He is The Shit King, after all.

[@OneEyeShadow]

It does seem like something DougDoug would do.

[@bluemanjoe1238]

I’m Asian…am I Parker?

[@asterglaceon]

@@bluemanjoe1238 always have been

[@salsol6887]

Parkzer?!

[@15oClock]

Possibly

[@bradychan1135]

That can’t be it because I’m Parkzer

[@olltraexceptionalcommentor7736]

Only if you say “glock” while wearing glasses

[@DaiyaDoggo]

0:13 "Hello. Squirrel." - Parkzer, 2023

[@BreadBup]

That was his best Line tbh

[@Nixahma]

Vid?

[@BreadBup]

@@Nixahma "Parkzer answers "business" Questions for 20 Minutes" (it's on the Clips Channel)

[@Rizz3n]

He's the main character, of course we're obsessed with him.

[@justinsustin]

No, that's Chair. Parkzer is more of a deuteragonist.

[@devastatheseeker9967]

I don't know what's more messed up. The fact that Pointcrow did that or that people are saying stuff like "that's not true at all doug is just making stuff up"

[@heinshaaine8153]

I posted the clip to pointcrow and told him that doug exposed him, he said that everyone knows he did it.

[@darkyoshYT]

@@heinshaaine8153 do you got a clip of him reacting?

[@MonsieurBro]

Pointcrow's cash reserves are deep, and the paid actors are plentiful.......

[@Door227]

Its so disgusting that people are defending this man

[@rustyrodgers7566]

This is going to blow up on r/dougdoughate

[@lordcroussette]

I'm with Parkzer on this one. The TV on the gaming chair is hilarious.

[@SpaceMissile]

it's ridiculous. haha, who thought that would be a good idea?

[@PoliceOfficerBob594]

"the one thing to remember is whetever you're white or black or gay or straight is that we're all korean" - the plot of Yakuza 2

[@polygontower]

Is there some in-joke that I'm missing here? Why 'whetever' and not 'whether'? The original _'source'(?)_ *also* doesn't have the second _'is'_ because that'd be just wrong.

[@Sweetiebombsvids]

@@polygontower I think they are just mistakes from typing too fast with no auto correct, don’t overthink it lol.

[@Hugh_Jas]

You really just copy-pasted the other comment including how blatantly wrong it is?

[@Hugh_Jas]

@@Sweetiebombsvids No, it's a direct copy of another comment, which makes it even worse.

[@sylvesper469]

LMAO

[@RadiatingRedstone]

0:30 Doug is right, we let Parkzer down. From this point forward, I vow to not only be as racist as possible myself, but to also tell as many people as possible that they need to be more racist because Parkzer likes it and finds racism funny. I see no possible way this plan could backfire.

[@tbotalpha8133]

Woolie Hyena Laugh.mp3

[@tundcwe123]

Agree, racist community gets too much hate today, I am glad there are people like Parkzer who openly support us and don't find it shameful. People should be more accepting these days.

[@Door227]

@@tundcwe123i came out as racist to my family and my father told me that he has no son, that because i broke into some random guys house but still the racist community needs to be accepted

[@alansmithee419]

Y'all joke but this is a legit movement nowadays. Wtf happened.

[@CoOlKyUbI96]

People think I’m racist because I hate certain ethnicities more than others. But that’s not true. I’m racist because I hate everyone equally

[@emjayrogers1987]

0:58 why did they put the tv monitor IN A CHAIR. JUST USE A TV STAND

[@IshmaelMalkovic]

the funny

[@synapse7274]

Parkzer unable to contain his laughter whenever he saw the tv man is going to live rent free in my head

[@SpaceMissile]

playing 0:58 at .5x speed is gold

[@matheusthales9651]

Its so weird to see doug play the "straight man" to parkzer's bit instead of the usual doug annoys parkzer shenanigans

[@littleratfella6857]

This is my favorite friendship, because im pretty sure they've only had like 4 coherent conversations in the entire time they've known each other

[@dinow269]

As an asian person, that guy does kinda look like Parkzer.

[@user-co8vc8es6i]

U kinda look like him too (this is a joke)

[@Toast583]

hello parkzer

[@maho9139]

as an asian dude, i have trouble telling my friends apart in a picture. damn near same height, most wearing glasses, same colored hair and similar looking hairstyle

[@dinow269]

@@user-co8vc8es6i smh should’ve doubled down and removed the disclaimer XD

[@bluepizzaman735]

twitch chat cant resist parkzer, hes just so cute

[@donovanjoseph737]

Who is twitch chat? We”re talking about twich chat here!

[@JorgetePanete]

can't* he's*

[@peli._.668]

wich cha can resis parkzer, he's jus so cue

[@kotori6938]

​@@JorgetePanetebe real, nobody cares about apostrophes

[@WarFish_Sardini]

Omg you're asian that's so cool​@@peli._.668

[@KytusGame]

Parkzer is every asian guy with glasses as doug is every bald white guy

[@Door227]

And jerma is every white guy with brown hair

[@stilllogan]

@@Door227+ facial hair = Vinny

[@Door227]

@@stilllogan - hair = dougdoug

[@29Benji]

Parkzer is becoming too infected by Doug and Twitch Chat’s chaotic energy. We have to reset him. Petition for Doug to do a stream pretending to be Turbo Parkzer and attempt to pull actual Parkzer back to his factory default and restore balance

[@pikatherat]

Don't you mean twich chat?

[@endarkenedgd]

"Git Gud Noob" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Zapples12]

"nah cap"- sun tzu

[@Thenonymous1]

"Fr fr"- Sun Tzu, aka Parkzer

[@endarkenedgd]

@@Zapples12 "Stop Feeding" - Barbara W. Tuchman, The Guns of August

[@endarkenedgd]

@@Thenonymous1 "Uninstall" - Mary Beard, SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome

[@Viscidsquare040]

“Gi Gud Noob” - Sun zu, he Ar of War

[@boodle399]

Tbf to chat, almost all famous twitch streamers eventually under go the "doppleganger" phenomenon where chat and outside fans will compare your apperance to anyone with any similarities to them, no matter how small Just look at Vinny or Jerma

[@captainbirch2.079]

It doesn't stop at twitch. Wendigoon's subreddit has a whole tab dedicated to "Wendigoon sightings" where any white guy with a beard and a Hawaiian shirt and/or gun is posted.

[@mobcrusher99]

⁠​⁠@@captainbirch2.079should be easy to karma farm that. Just get some boogaloo boys

[@joe-4]

this video is bussin, no cap

[@derschlnken8119]

I love the fact that firefox gives me the option to translate this comment into english.

[@lolkin3k]

@@derschlnken8119 It's not JUST Firefox. It's KZbin that let's you do that.

[@2jackdolan]

FR FR

[@rowboat10]

@@2jackdolan Same with this comment

[@Ellisepha]

​@@2jackdolanNR NR

[@supernova3241]

The parkzer AGG test: - Asian - Glasses - Gun If someone meets these requirements, they are officially parkzer

[@Cake9Cakey]

2:18 Metal Gear Doug 3: Pointcrow Eater.

[@strongerthanever2039]

The fact that Parkzer laughs uncontrollably at the asian joke even before the gun thing comes up instead getting offended ❤ Bless you Parkzer!

[@littlejack59]

Bro who wouldn't. "Bro I saw you the other day at walmart" "Huh" "Send picture of random Asian dude"

[@Aquilenne]

Well, one of the first things he said on his intro stream was that he has a very different sense of humor to Doug

[@spiralspark8523]

If I got sent a picture of some random white guy and told "is this you?" I would find it super funny (edit: that doesn't give me the right to make other people feel that way)

[@George_vv]

"I am white and also not Parkzer. Therefore, non-white = Parkzer? I also don't own a gun so gun = Parkzer too?" -Twitch Chat

[@sugoistalin7809]

Dougdoug doesn't see race, he sees targets.

[@VibrantJuniper]

I'm Asian, but I'm a woman and don't wear glasses, does that make me 1/3rd Parkzer?

[@Iluvpie6]

Do you have a gun?

[@ValDmitGolo]

yeah

[@SilentSkeledude]

I found Parkzer from DougDoug's Tetris and Dating video, he has been my favorite character ever since.

[@charliemcmillan4561]

Theres actually no better feeling than being told that other people see members of your race and think of you

[@dissect123]

Maybe the real Parkzer is the gun we made along the way

[@Happy156]

THAT'S MY KOREANS

[@orange8175]

they actually modeled kim kitsuragi around parkzer, fr fr no cap

[@theulmitter5725]

It's so funny that Parkzer is sotting so low down, it looks like he's a child and Doug is the parent

[@novaduck_iv]

Can confirm. Pointcrow flew over me last week and shat on my car.

[@GLUBSCHI]

2:16 it seems dougdoug has abdicated from his role of "the shit king"

[@정세윤-i4v]

I'm genuinely shocked that i never noticed parkzer was an asian for watching doug's videos for 2-3 years thae worst part is that i'm not only asian, but i'm also korean like parkzer. why did i never knew that?!

[@KingFunky]

NRNR? That's an extreme off-roading motorsport team based in the great plains of the ole USA. They compete in 5 different major leagues and are considered a top tier team. Yeah I bought a shirt from them once and memorized their wiki. It was really high quality

[@metal100k]

They really put a tv in a chair for an interview

[@smugbowkid9919]

I didn’t know Parkzer was so varied in his work!

[@undirtleimfotyor8864]

I didn't even notice the missing T in "twich chat" in the title before they got to the joke about missing T's.

[@Lilly_Belle]

Parkzer and Doug are just... really funny. I love those boys so much, they're so goddamn cute. 💜

[@DegmoGrandfather]

Probably the most Ive seen Prkzer laugh. Lovin it

[@hart1027]

I am asain and own a gun, am I parkzer?

[@EasternEuropean83]

Maybe the true Parkzer is the friends we made along the way...

[@MarcinDolkowski]

"What?" - Parkzer

[@Pixelcraftian]

Dude I love Bowser's Fury

[@Bupboy]

Dude bowser's fury is so cool, it makes me wanna merge without looking

[@BetweenTheLines1455]

I think it’s not that good. I never liked open world games without much instructions. But that’s just your taste, and I guess I have to have your game taste because you’re famous?

[@kotori6938]

​@@BetweenTheLines1455Or just respectfully disagree? That is a thing you can do on the internet

[@BetweenTheLines1455]

@@kotori6938 or just go in depth about my opinion? Stating nothing about how anyone needed to reply to this little opinion of mine?

[@malady420]

@@BetweenTheLines1455 "But that's just your taste, and I guess I have to have your game taste because you're famous?" is the part that @kotori6938 is replying to. It is a very rude and out of left field statement, which is why @kotori6938 replied to you saying that you can respectfully disagree with someone instead of saying the strange and disrespectful thing you said.

[@tlpenguin3758]

Maybe the real Parkzer was the friends we made along the way.

[@milton5609]

- N R N R??? - hahahaaha - tatadidjid?

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

This is the silliest I’ve seen Parkzer

[@thatchillasian8924]

Damn, I need to get my hands on a firearm to complete my evolution.

[@dougthedonkey1805]

I like the guy saying “twink (positive)” about the first guy

[@CotyTernes]

I got to see that Just Crow Things game at an indie event on the roof of the Grammy Museum a few weeks ago and it looked pretty cool. Definitely one of my favs from that event.

[@BandageVanguard]

That's my gun

[@guard13007]

I didn't know I was Korean. Thank you.

[@your_local_lucifer]

Me, a queer female child with glasses and a south asian ethnicity: *looks dramatically at hands* "what have i become..?"

[@Iluvpie6]

You are become parkzer, destroyer of worlds (with a gun)

[@goinkosu]

I'm assuming the missing "T" in "twich" from the title is a reference to the missing T in nex in the video

[@rowboat10]

twich

[@StarBoundAngel]

It’s there now. I think it was a genuine mistake lol

[@goinkosu]

@@StarBoundAngel I thought it was probably accidental but I was being generous

[@StarBoundAngel]

@@goinkosu Honestly, they should have kept it and gone the extra mile by removing all the t’s

[@Fakeyfakeyeggsnbakey]

Doug Doug is why pointcrow and small ant hate each other

[@pyguy7]

Google: how to tell if I am parkerzernant

[@notNajimi]

Douglas “Colorblind” Douglas and Adam “Racist” Parkzer

[@Valdishthesecond]

I'm not racist, everyone holding a gun really does look like Parkzer.

[@asterglaceon]

YOU KNOW WE ARE BABY

[@melvinthemelon]

“We are all Parkzer on the inside”-Rick Sanchez

[@archdornan3694]

“i am all the asians” -parkzer palpatine

[@hatsunemikuthegoddess]

As an asian, I can confirm I can' say words.

[@Massive_Legend]

Holy Shit! Hatsune Miku!?!

[@radiobrain94]

We're Parkzer guys, of course we have an asian gun with glasses

[@captainkeller2792]

youtube is also obsessed with parkzer.

[@godzillaridergamer7595]

frfr on guard no carp, thats so simpsons

[@Obe_Qwaet]

THATS MY PARKZER

[@Ryan41707]

Didn't know Parkzer was a woman as well!

[@iidrbubbles]

Parkzer can be anything

[@tbotalpha8133]

Enter the Parkzerverse

[@iidrbubbles]

@tbotalpha8133 Mans a lawyer, priest, businessman, policeman, seat officer he can truly do it all *insert him saying hes none of that*

[@LolsytheVA]

I think the real Parkzer is the friends we made along the way

[@v1n4mr]

Parkzer never does anything by accident.

[@darknessdevours5827]

2:48. 'Nuff said. 😆🤣

[@Astro_Guy_1]

Parkzer is the perfect straight man for Douglas Douglas. They were made for eachother.

[@mirrormagic7674]

Everywhere I look, I see his face...

[@FART674xbox]

Can’t believe i’m actually parkzer

[@TheRealCatWizard]

If all Asians were parkzer the world would be better. SHIT IF WERE ALL PARKZER LIVE WOULD BE A DREAM

[@jerkocet]

Parkzer with the hard R at 2:32

[@DiggleTheeDumb]

1:50 La-li-lu-le-lo

[@vonkku]

"Are you /srs or /j?!" "nr"

[@kyuboxincubox7556]

"Asians can't say T words" I mean... I'm Asian and I can't really pronounce TH properly. Like "the" sounds like "da" when I say it. No one notices until someone points it out, and then it drives everyone nuts. So it must be true. I mean, rue.

[@williamfalls]

Parkzer: "Why is this milk sitting out of the fridge?" Doug: "No cap, fr fr. Just about to put it away." Parkzer: "... Then where's the cap to the milk then?"

[@Czipher]

1:55 (ignore this it's for my awful memory)

[@OneLorel]

Having the difficult conversations, not like in a good way... but still

[@PerplexingRat]

I love these Parkzer thumbnails

[@creeperking8702]

Bro, I just realized that I was at the Los Angeles tar pit when this was posted

[@kablutoxyz]

I love that Parkzer is down with “Every Asian man is Parkzer” being a bit

[@Taco_Toad]

How would that even be racist in the first place? He just looks like Parkzer!

[@lmayo_69]

that's true tho, there is no t in parkzer

[@Tax_3vas1on]

IM STILL RUNNING A PETTITION FOR DOUG TO NAME HIS CLIPS CHANNEL JUST "DOUG"

[@-ICITRONSI-]

friendly fire will not be tolerated

[@UndertaleFan-cx2mc]

This is the least Parkzer I've seen Parkzer

[@littlejack59]

I would love to train an ai on nothing but parkzer and replace every runescape npc with said ai

[@mochike]

as a korean i can confirm i'm parkzer

[@spiderdude2099]

I love the idea that it was only just now that Doug is realizing Parkzer is Asian.