How Rich People Act in America

[@Kurosai]

I'm pretty serious about this video editing thing lol Got some stuff coming before the year ends. I'm getting together a team to start 2023 strong. Hit me up. email: [e-mail] linktr.ee/KurosaiHentai ☀ Patreon: www.patreon.com/Kurosai ☀ Twitter: twitter.com/KurosaiSenpai ☀ Discord: discord.gg/kurosai

[@Wee_Voo]

Your videos are hilarious 😂 I'm laughing, crying.

[@ODST_H_Boss]

I talked to you about this video in the discord server while you were making it, and I still wasn’t prepared for everything in it. Blew my expectations away.

[@cgxanime]

hey bro is ok to be using part of your video on youtube of coarse i'll credit to you as the owner

[@JohnSmith-laws]

Why did you change the name of the video? The original name was something about how money changes people

[@yoichi_isagi_devourer]

Wait hold on Kurosai ur telling me I get to work with u????????????OFMLSFJOWEIJFLJFOIWJLWFJWFJ YES

[@ToasterBath]

"I'm a bitch in the board room, a boar in the bedroom, and a bear on the toilet" is low-key the hardest line I think I've ever heard

[@gatfatf]

I think the actual quote is "a bore in the bedroom"

[@davixx1995]

I guess in this case, a bear does not shit in the woods.

[@ToasterBath]

@@gatfatf perhaps

[@enzofranchi2152]

@@gatfatf can you guys not read the subs? Every line refers to her as beastly animal! You guys clearly can't handle her!

[@alexgraham4196]

@@enzofranchi2152 the actual line is bore apparently

[@jxl1832]

After all this time Nanami is still giving financial advice at that coffee place, this is what is called worldbuilding.

[@yoichi_isagi_devourer]

The Wall Street Senpai strikes again

[@fcantil]

I love that detail so much lol

[@Zack-ds9rs]

I'm amazed that Kuro got Matthew McConaughey to make a cameo

[@EdmondDantes-ht2xb]

Great cameo

[@KingoftheBashful]

Light and Makima's conversation at the beginning was pretty much in character for both of them.

[@aaronhotchnerzoltfbi8085]

Frfr

[@Hallowmoon31]

Facts

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

"What gives you so much energy? ... *G R A T I T U D E* " Proceeds to take all the Cocaine in the world.

[@shadowmistress999]

_I love m e d i t a t i o n_

[@mr.raphael1507]

I love *CALM AND PEACE*

[@siladarpasha5613]

I love massacre.

[@hate6crew6death6roll]

they couldn't find 1 anime scene of the coke being snorted, but whilst you look at netflix's series and you've a million whole movies filled with scenes. id love to see an anime that includes drugs, anime would be an amazing medium to explore that avenue, something akin to breaking bad but in the style of anime? c'mon that's gold

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

He took it all so we wouldn't have to. A *hero*

[@iceshadowboi2070]

I’m always curious what part of kurosai’s brain comes up with this then I just assume it’s the lack of sleep plus unhealthy amounts of cocaine and energy drinks while editing

[@loligerpoper5998]

Gratitude

[@Bolazer]

There is no such thing as an unhealthy amount of cocaine

[@opside231]

Anime

[@exgenesis4457]

It's called Gratitude boi!

[@Bolazer]

@Diavolo Jaegar Prison time does wonders for the sphincter muscles

[@kaydenstewart9898]

DO NOT BLAME ME FOR YOUR MISOGYNY LIGHT YAGAMI

[@SaywhatIwant2]

Lol

[@aaaaaadam._.]

😂 1:34

[@InnocenceWillNotBeForgiven]

lost my shit then 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wgs5643]

Wisdom of Pochita

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

Ayanakoji's slight smile at the women are tools statement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamaljamshaid144]

I just finished classroom of the elite today and after seeing this I can't stop laughing now! 😂

[@_JoeVer]

@@jamaljamshaid144 is the second season over already? i wasn't following

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

@@_JoeVer Yes it ended about a month ago. At least for the dub.

[@jamaljamshaid144]

@@_JoeVer yup it had 13 episodes!

[@anontob]

LMAOOOO, quite in character

[@ioshinigami2165]

the humour? on point. the transitions? godly. the video? another masterpiece

[@BenjiKiyo141]

Hotel? Trivago

[@mirceazaharia2094]

You're always a great source of humor, social commentary and anime recommendations. Kudos my friend, you're a true modern artist, making real modern art.

[@JustinY.]

POV: Your mind when you're up 50% the past month on your investments but in reality you're down 30% year to date

[@jamaljamshaid144]

Yup

[@deek0]

De

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

All of Makima’s dialogue was incredibly accurate

[@KingSnuggelo]

This man really just condensed hustle culture into a 2:23 vid. Well done. Now I see why Andrew Tate's been so quiet.

[@lysander3262]

I hear the Romanian government entered this into evidence for his upcoming trial. It's gonna be lit.

[@dagaotokoda1632]

Love how nanami has just stayed with the Matthew McConaughey‘s voice haha

[@conway_bidoof7392]

2:15 gave me whiplash LMFAO

[@Rizzal169]

Fr haha

[@___idk]

Lol

[@n0handles]

The part "I killed another girl with a chainsaw" right into Blissful Death from Nier Automata OST almost gave me whiplash. Then the "Do not blame me for your misogyny" line sealed the deal. Incredible

[@JotaroMutual]

kurosai's mind is truly an enigma

[@Kurosai]

it's called being built different

[@malum9478]

@@Kurosai thats what we callin schizophrenia these days?

[@mikkireally9250]

@@Kurosai umm cyberpunk edgerunners vid when???

[@radonstone]

Nanami was killing me. good shit as always Kuro.

[@Slash2314YT]

For some reason, Patrick Batemans voice actually works surprisingly perfect for light

[@Noru.nakagami33]

I can tell light and makima would be a MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN*

[@marlom7882]

In Hell* fixed that for ya

[@user-sj9gz7pr3l]

Let’s say that you are going to try to hide in your room. The ‘Secret Room’ that you used to hide in, in the ‘Old’ world. The fact that you are going to retreat here has already been ‘decided’. Because it is ‘destiny’! ‘Destiny’ is brought on by certainty, not by chance! After a full revolution of time, a ‘New World’ appeared! Destiny will repeat itself! When a human meets another human, it is due to ‘gravity’! It happens because it was fated to be that way! And now, humanity has experienced the future, and has now arrived at this world! For example, 5 years from now, what could happen? Everyone knows what will happen, now. During the ‘Accelerated Time’, they experienced when every accident, every illness, when their life would end... They already experienced it before arriving here. What kind of child will one bear, and what kind of person will that child become? Who will one love, and hate? When will war occur, and when will the world change? When will one meet another... and when will they separate? Who will commit crimes and who will invent, create works of beauty? The spirit, not the mind or body, has already experienced and memorized those facts! And that is ‘Happiness’! Not just for one person, but everyone will be able to face their ‘destiny’! Ones who are able to ‘face’ this are the ones who will be ‘happy’! You might think that knowing the ill fortunes of the future is ‘despair’, but... It’s the opposite! Even if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, it is that ‘Resolution’ that makes one happy! Humanity will change! This is what I strived for! This is Made in Heaven!

[@Noru.nakagami33]

@@user-sj9gz7pr3l JESUS !¡ HOW MUCH ATTENTION DO YOU PAY IN PHYSICS CLASS??? 🤤

[@user-sj9gz7pr3l]

@@Noru.nakagami33 chill dawg it’s a reference to a manga lmao

[@user-sj9gz7pr3l]

@@Noru.nakagami33 chill dawg it’s a reference to a manga lmao

[@paperhero1081]

this man is too good. someone give him a raise!! IN LIFE!!!

[@jackmayor3574]

Makima would literally be Light's natural enemy. Because even if he kills her, a random Japanese citizen would take her place. He'd have to kill her hundreds of millions of times.

[@anastasyacortuna8551]

Pretty sure the deathnote wouldnt work on her considering she isnt even human

[@Min.8716]

1:15 "I invented air so every time you breath you owe me 10 cents" dayumm

[@alexmelling5261]

Aki knew Nanami was about to work Denji like his 9 to 5, real homie for pulling him out

[@eneaemme860]

I cannot describe how much I LOVE everything about this video. I always come back to watch it again from time to time and it gets better and better every time! Thank you!!

[@Kinrian2797]

1:50 I love you in giving me a blast from the past in Pokémon while also giving financial advice all at the same time

[@AYAAYA-kl7hk]

1:41 ayanokoji's smile omg 😂

[@holylunalux]

HE KEEPS GETTING BETTER. Kurasai's basically a power fantasy anime protagonist at this point.

[@hotkoyoto]

"DO NOT BLAME ME FOR YOUR MISOGNY, LIGHT YAGAMI" Pochita....FUCK HAD ME IN TEARS WITH MY SIDE HURTING, holy f*ck that broke my ankles. What a mix.

[@sonicfoamyfan9805]

I'm forever glad I found this channel, Holy shit dude

[@jettryker6448]

The image of Ayanokoji when he said women were tools had me cracking up

[@mahniwave]

nah ayanokoji smiling at women being used as tools is funny asf bro lmaoo 🤣🤣

[@superalatreon1]

0:43 the Japanese version Monster Hunter footage, which I completely missed on my first watchthrough, is top tier culture. Kurosai's videos have so much detail and rewatch value it's insane

[@egorbananov7738]

another wonderful edit from Kurosai

[@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660]

“Do not blame me for your misogyny, Light Yagami” 🔥🔥🔥 what a legendary bar

[@bigtalor999]

As a man of the chair 1:06 is comedy gold

[@soultyger]

The amount of hilarious storytelling in this video (as well as anime recommendations) are so awesome 😆 Great job on another masterpiece 👏🏿💯

[@nashwolf1731]

Dude u got their Characters spot on

[@saladmashups1310]

Loved the callback to the Sigma stare at 2:04

[@Mr.Jim248]

Damn it, Adachi DID steal my money

[@kouikilol5833]

this one is a banger, imma put it on repeat for the next hour, if you dont mind.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

Like, 4 months ago, I remember watching the OG clip from Disney's Princess & the Frog and how the main villain was actually just top-tier all the way through, even at the end. Then, seeing the guy who did the Underbase meme taking that clip in question and making it the current hot meme template..... *brings a tear to my eyes over how far we've come.*

[@joshrambaran8672]

Moral of the story more money make you a menace.

[@mjbrownii]

Ayanokoji: “did someone say tools?”

[@dhelsgade]

1:41 he SMILED lmaoooooooo

[@ChocolateMilkDrinkers]

Fuckin banger osts being used here. Appreciate ya for usin Pokemon Colosseum on a regular basis, Kuro

[@nlm8722]

Well, that was a perfectly normal monogatari scene as far as i can tell

[@wettymeister]

this feels like it belongs in the boundary bridge series, it so good

[@Kurosai]

everything is tied together

[@SleepyHumannn]

So romantic 😳

[@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660]

Denji just be chilling in these scenes. And look at Pochita

[@ChrisCandid]

Imma need more of that ending sequence

[@Smilesrck]

Im glad the expanded universe is being expanded with the continuation of their talks

[@Kurosai]

you have no idea

[@marlom7882]

You know the dub over Power’s voice sounds like something she’d *actually* say

[@470angel6]

this made me feel better thank you kurosai

[@joshrambaran8672]

0:52 seem legit.

[@stucklikechuck305]

i have never seen anyone else ever use the most important meal of the day. good memes, keep it coming

[@Benkssm]

was always disappointed when i couldn't find one of your sources, thanks chief

[@PointingouttheObvious]

This vid is honestly one of my favorites

[@elikangwa3995]

How fucking long has Nanami been giving financial advice 🤣

[@6lucario]

I love how all of these are in character

[@anidracon3029]

American Psycho 100 is my favorite anime

[@bronben5479]

The transition from Mob to Call of the Night and then to chainsaw man was the trippiest experience I’ve had on KZbin.

[@zeldaplayergl11]

Your videos are so much chaos and I love them 🤣🤣

[@myczxr]

another banger. you, sir, are an editing god.

[@Kurosai]

I try

[@genkiuo]

0:42 To anyone curious what game that was from Wotakoi anime part, it's Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch.

[@lysander3262]

They open their mouths, and noises come out, but all I hear is the wind howling through the aching pit where they should have a soul.

[@RenderBones]

this was great. The keying was spot on. The lip synching. OH the lip synching.

[@shorlock]

this gotta be my favorite video now

[@gboffical]

The edits are godtier bro ..😳😳

[@samuelkomay8058]

Glad to see super crooks’s dynamic movement represented in a kurosai vid, it has so much comedic potential

[@pamelotms5867]

this is one of the best videos on the internet

[@clintt860]

1:40- “People have called me a misogynist, I’m not. I just simply think women are tools to be used” Ayanoukoji:😏

[@cristiancalderon7412]

2:15 I spat out my coffee there

[@gokufromfortnite867]

You wanna explain to me what you’re doing here brought me back in time

[@Nyanm0t0]

The ending was so smooth... couldn't watch it just once.

[@ShreddedPizza]

This video was heat as always

[@heartofthecards8698]

Bro that’s ayanokyoji insert had me fucking dying. You’re the goat fr

[@krispynico960]

Lmao, pochita saying "do not blame me for your misogyny, light yagami" is something

[@jamesblack893]

scenes of Nanamin-sensei dropping financial wisdom gives me life.

[@seido_kamishiro]

First video I have ever seen of yours, I'm not English so I don't understand All but this shit is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

[@adriandreamwalker1027]

Loved it all, recognized instantly the Captain Sinbad bits XD

[@josueveguilla9069]

Plot twist: Makima is a Futanari.

[@LANSl0t]

would be great

[@SleepyHumannn]

@@LANSl0t don't think so 💀

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Probably.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

@@SleepyHumannn Different strokes for different folks, even though they are deviant, probably disgusting and likely unhinged. Accept whatever evil and perversity you have inside yourself, make peace with it. Only then can you live with it, or conquer it and rise above to be a better man.

[@jamaljamshaid144]

Now how about I say we enjoy the plot? 😏

[@myczxr]

yeah, that's right. only gratitude can give me that much energy...

[@alexegbert7274]

my favorite was the random monster hunter shot on the monitor nice touch

[@Craftz0]

I clicked this video and did not expect 1% from what I was about to see

[@DaniG._.German]

The Main Man Nanamin threatening Denji is the highlight of this video.

[@deseanlothian]

Had to pause and take a laugh break on that "Gratitude" too much energy

[@steffenkawa8374]

your humor reminds me a lot of demolition D. And you have the editing skills to make it hit even harder.

[@Spooknight]

You had me at Wolf of Wall Street

[@Jblksrollin]

This script is pushing the fine line between genius and insanity.

[@porkcus]

So much free knowledge in this short n sweet video. Thanks for the tips Kurosai.

[@Jaimethepanda]

McConaughey/Nanani is my favorite recurring character.

[@nissan5026]

Kurosai unlocked his third eye long ago now he gettin that cheddar

[@fire_dragonhd9105]

dawg this 2 minute video felt like a whole 3 season series about making bank

[@FrankRistrettoVT]

Holy heck I was not ready for GRATITUDE

[@splix3012]

"i think women are tools to bge used" *pans to ayanokoji*

[@badsmilesorrisocattivo]

I laughter earing the joke, then I understand where the audio came from and laughter louder

[@mythrilradiance7635]

Really appreciate the Captain Sinbad audio clips

[@baggyyy]

"What gives you so much energy? Gratitude!" *The man shouted snorting a very thick line of cocaine*

[@burntair56]

Loving the Kurosai cinematic universe

[@animeloverhaven]

Just when I think kurosai can’t put out more bangers he does