"What did Spiderman do to you?" "He didn't say anything..." The entire New York's criminal population: "Yo let's leave town for a month or two, it isn't safe!"
@herosama192 жыл бұрын
knowing spidey him not talking i just as said in tfs" red flag?........crimson"
@xxxhero72752 жыл бұрын
@@herosama19 tfs?
@jeraldwashingtonjr56412 жыл бұрын
@@xxxhero7275 team four star dragonball z abridged
@herosama192 жыл бұрын
@@xxxhero7275 simply a youtube group of people who voice over dbz form start till end of cell saga and they are funny
@zigfaust2 жыл бұрын
@@jeraldwashingtonjr5641 DODGE!
@supernovavoidking61692 жыл бұрын
when spider-man stops talking you ain't seeing your family
@malwrld2 жыл бұрын
You seeing God
@supernovavoidking61692 жыл бұрын
@@malwrld exactly
@SpinoSam2 жыл бұрын
us Spider-Man comic fans can tell you man. Kingpin saw Jesus after he tried to kill Aunt May.
@supernovavoidking61692 жыл бұрын
@@SpinoSam yep
@devinoten33772 жыл бұрын
@@SpinoSam "what if Peter kept Venom" run, hobgoblin literally got mailed to God in multiple packages overnight shipped after he blew aunt may up. Lol
@kingcrowbro24862 жыл бұрын
"What was he wearing?" "It was an all Black suit-" And you can deadass stop the clip right there, I'm already packing up to LEAVE NEW YORK, you DO NOT FUCK with a Spiderman wearing a Venom Suit, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
Just uh. Just avoid San Fran. I hear Venom lives there the most next to New York.
@knightmare31972 жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 just don't go towards helpless people looking threatening in San Fran and you good. Venom became a lethal guardian for the helpless when he wound up there. As long as you don't hurt people you're good.
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
@@knightmare3197 It's why I love him.
@specialbeamvegeta40592 жыл бұрын
Go to Brooklyn or something lol
@ianr70142 жыл бұрын
@@specialbeamvegeta4059 Bruh Captain America AND Miles Morales live in Brooklyn; that’s not a better choice lmao
@Namelessman2472 жыл бұрын
"what was he wearing?" *"It was a all black suit, no red"* Deadass almost choked on my water when he said that
@person1522 жыл бұрын
I literally spit all me water out during the previous vid it was the batman one
@theviolator99242 жыл бұрын
Why did I look down immediately when I heard all black
@tremendousyeet34672 жыл бұрын
Did he mean Venom? or the venom-suit spiderman?
@soraadcaelum24282 жыл бұрын
@@tremendousyeet3467 since this is for games, venom suit
@anotherrandommemer-_-64602 жыл бұрын
@@tremendousyeet3467 I was thinking the poison suit from one of the what if comics that happened after Pete got the black suit, and after a major death that was caused by hob goblin, it fully made him get rid of the no kill rule and he started killing villains left and right
@vancebocas76262 жыл бұрын
"You know you can't fly" "See, that's what I thought, until I was put in an air combo for 30 f-ing minutes!" I died laughing. That's just straight savage. XD
@KylerZilla2 жыл бұрын
2:08
@ChaplainPhantasm Жыл бұрын
Just to get stuck on a wall FOR SIX DAYS!!
@Nite-Rise9 ай бұрын
Great build up 😂
@thedomoking2 жыл бұрын
There was one time Spidey had larengitis and couldn't talk, and his silence was so scary to a group of villans, including Mysterio, that they all just surrendered
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
Actually the mysterio look-alike was Ruby Tuesday, obscure Marvel character whose head is a floating mercury orb.
@SpideyfanX2 жыл бұрын
which comic was that?
@nkhan48132 жыл бұрын
@@SpideyfanX the amazing spiderman annual (idfk the issue) the quiet room
@Bluesit322 жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 It's a mailable orb of circuitry...or some such comic nonsense. They're a weird group. One of them is just named Shrunken Bones. Because he has shrunken bones, his skin hanging loosely off of them. Another has his head surgically attached to a gorilla. Can't remember the name of their group...
@haelstrom101 Жыл бұрын
Yeah just went to read that, they were talking about how the world is normal unless crazy people start acting sane, heroes keep acting like heroes and Spiderman keeps cracking jokes. Peter ROCKS UP in the classic suit, and they start bringing up things he could make jokes about. And he's just silent. They have an "Oh shit!" moment and it cuts to Spider-Man putting them in the back of a van, and two of them saying "Yeah I'm going straight."
@davidpescitelli80042 жыл бұрын
There's a few rules the average criminal should know if they have to deal with Spider-man. Rule #1: If Spidey isn't joking or talking, give up immediately. You will not get out without some kind of injury if you don't. Rule #2: If spidey is reported to be wearing a black suit you skip town.
@yoholup19 Жыл бұрын
Correction to the first one theres no chance you won't go home without being beaten within an inch of your life
@kalebgrant1729 Жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is even if you give up some versions of him will still beat your ass.
@user-zy6mj2hd6m Жыл бұрын
Rule #3: spider man looks directly at you warning all black and tilts his head at you saying nothing as his eye's change shap when you do somthing wrong do not run you will only die tired.
@MasterGogeta658 Жыл бұрын
@@user-zy6mj2hd6ml
@ashwolf2006 Жыл бұрын
Rule#4: no matter what you do, DO NOT GO AFTER ANY OF HIS FRIENDS OR FAMILY!. Kingpin learned this the Hard way. Rule#5: Fuck you Paul!
@FranzBuisaTV2 жыл бұрын
"tommy wasn't even with me" 😭 - I died there💀
@meljunmercado2202 жыл бұрын
then you probably are tommy
@punchuinthahead51912 жыл бұрын
All I did was j walk XD
@EastNotWeest692 жыл бұрын
Tommy dided over there 👉
@prodsage27192 жыл бұрын
@@punchuinthahead5191 that shit got me
@normienormie94252 жыл бұрын
Tommy!?
@GreaterGrievobeast552 жыл бұрын
Symbiote spidey killing Tommy without provocation legit hypes me up for the second game insomniac game!
@mondaysinsanity81932 жыл бұрын
Thought it was reference to a comic where spidey wears an all black suit non symbiote cuz kingpin killed gwen if i remember right tracks him down kingpin says spiderman cant kill me "Youre right good thing im peter parker" just mirks him
@ShirouBrando2 жыл бұрын
@@mondaysinsanity8193 it was aunt may actually
@mondaysinsanity81932 жыл бұрын
@@ShirouBrando ahhh wasnt sure
@ShirouBrando2 жыл бұрын
@@mondaysinsanity8193 Actually I think im wrong aunt may is the normal timeline and I i think its Mj that results in him using the black suit and going after kingpin in the what if comic
@raymondfisheriii7912 жыл бұрын
@@ShirouBrando no, you were right. There’s just also another new what if comic called “Spider’s Shadow” that talks about what if Peter kept the symbionts suit just a little bit longer after finding out it was a symbiote in the original run. In that run, Hobgoblin is the one to kill his Aunt May by bombing his house after Spidey had unmasked him and outright threatened his life in public. Spider-Man then proceeded to murder Hobgoblin and leave his body strung up on a lamp post as a warning. He then went on a rampage that eventually lead to a symbiote outbreak that ends with Mr. Fantastic dead, the symbiote dead, and Spidey joining the fantastic four to make up for his involvement in the whole thing. The other story was what Spider-Man went through in Civil War, after it was found out that Kingpin called a hit out on Spider-Man, but the bullet ended up hitting Aunt May, and putting her in critical condition. Peter then went to the prison Kingpin was being held in, said nothing for a bit, and went on to beat the ever loving shit out of Kingpin , then promise him that once his Aunt May dies, he’s coming back to murder him by shooting webfluid down his throat to suffocate him. Both events are raw as hell, and they’re really good at showing why Spidey can be an actual terrifying menace if he’s given a reason
@TheHarbingerofAutism2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, in Spider-Man 2 where you can literally grab someone's collar, take them to the highest building in the city and throw them off while you follow them down and see them hit the pavement so hard they bounce 20 feet into the air. Or pile-drive them head first into the pavement from that height as well.
@malwrld2 жыл бұрын
The crazy part is he’s not lying folks, they did not care back then 😂
@Misaka050502 жыл бұрын
Not only that but there's literally a move where you kick the enemy in the air, and Spider-man leaps at them, while they're in the air, and uses their body as stairs. Shit was bonkers but cool af.
@tomuchpussy2 жыл бұрын
Throw him or worlds highest suplex piledriver? 👀🤣😂
@samuraibear51022 жыл бұрын
@@Misaka05050 I think it was web shadows where spiderman can use as a surfboard
@afewthreads14602 жыл бұрын
@@samuraibear5102 symbiote only fr
@evildarren12 жыл бұрын
Aint gon lie, that suit was dripped out lmao
@JargonMadjin2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being one of those thugs when Spidey's wearing the IntoTheSpiderVerse suit or the Spider Clan suit "I got punched by a cartoon character, he was celshaded, I don't understand how that works" or the Ghost Spider suit, "His head was on fire"
@inkchariot61472 жыл бұрын
@@JargonMadjin "This nigga beat me up IN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!"
@JargonMadjin2 жыл бұрын
@@inkchariot6147 I wonder if anyone ever used the Equalizer suit power from it, I imagine you'd have to be fairly quick since you have to avoid getting hit
@Atreus13552 жыл бұрын
@@JargonMadjin ever tried it on ultimate difficulty? Gonna be one hell of a challenge
@Firstsurugi2 жыл бұрын
You gotta remember something: Spiderman is SO much stronger than he let's on. If he wasn't playing with those little toys in his fights, and trying out new ways to non-lethally incapacitate, he would legit be so scary that JJJ would keep his fuucking mouth shut.
@Gnar052 жыл бұрын
You know the black suit spider man in the web of shadows game is a good example of what your saying.
@togucvinw72 жыл бұрын
@@Gnar05 And even that is mild compared to what unhinged Peter can do (in that one comic issue he ripped off Shocker face with his sticking ability. Did that shit clean ! All he knocked Kingpin fat ass with 3 punches whereas normally Kingpin is a hood match in term of strength to Peter)
@Gnar052 жыл бұрын
@@togucvinw7 you know he couldn't handle the 3 punches but can handle 5 burgers to eat instead. Good to know man.
@kvngjaygamez25702 жыл бұрын
@@togucvinw7 Peter could really outright murder most of his villains if he never held back, so much respect to him for always pulling his punches tho, plus Spider-Man at max speed would also be terrifying
@maxanderson37332 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even an exaggeration. Miguel O’Hara and Kaine Parker perfectly capture what happens when a spider person stops giving a fuck about morality peters villains should be thanking uncle Ben and aunt May for raising him properly 😂
@the_shinxgaming29892 жыл бұрын
“Tommy wasn’t even with me” 💀
@northamerica51422 жыл бұрын
"Exactly like was that necessary?" Apparently considering you all were training specifically for him and still beat your ass 😂
@Denm_a2 жыл бұрын
If spider man ain’t talking, you know someone is gonna die.
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
Especially if he got the black suit on 🤣😭
@Denm_a2 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 He ain’t wearing black air force ones he’s wearing a black air force suit😭🤣
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
@@Denm_a big facts man's walking around in a black suit off that hen dawg 🤣😭
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 The worst part being when it MOVES like it's alive cause at that point you know it's The Symbiote so you just pray it's quick
@Marc-rw3dd2 жыл бұрын
@@Denm_a black air force: full power
@senatorarmstrong89602 жыл бұрын
I remember during the Superior Spider-Man run when Peter first got back in his body. Otto was chasing the Green Goblin, and the Goblin went on a monologue about how Spiderman has turned into a fucking maniac. Then Spidey just goes “At least I don’t wear a purse” And the Goblin stops everything looks back and says. “It’s really you…”
@thatboyakira4202 Жыл бұрын
"I don't know if I should feel reassured or terrified."
@zsu-23-4shilka2 Жыл бұрын
“The one & only.”
@Nier_altruist2 жыл бұрын
Press F to pay respect for Tommy
@malwrld2 жыл бұрын
F
@khushalpragasam81302 жыл бұрын
F
@LeoRedgrave2 жыл бұрын
F
@philipesanon45692 жыл бұрын
F
@reaps26612 жыл бұрын
F
@adamschank77032 жыл бұрын
What's crazy is that he holds back. Apparently when he goes all out, he can go toe-to-toe with the Hulk. He holds back to avoid severely injuring, or even killing, others.
@lolbots686 Жыл бұрын
Another thing thats terrifying is that with his gadgets,spidey could utterly stomp most avengers For example Spidey could use his gadgets to fuck with iron mans suit while he went in and pwned his ass Spidey could lowkey fight cap to a standstill and send his shield back at him if he felt like it Oh yeah and spidey when not holding back IS A MATCH FOR THE WORLDBREAKING INCREDIBLE MOTHERFUCKING HULK Did i mention with his symbiote spidey could rip wolverine in half?
@amaanrana6245 Жыл бұрын
In one comic book he even beat up the entire x-men and they had to wipe his memory so that he would stop
@otakuboy1570 Жыл бұрын
@amaanrana6245 I think that was the secret wars event, that's the same event where he got the black symbiot if I'm not mistaken.
@retronerds6884 Жыл бұрын
@@otakuboy1570yeah got the symbiote like three issues later
@delanovanraalte3646 Жыл бұрын
probably but not cause of pure strength but a combination of immense strength and incredible speed
@kekebean65962 жыл бұрын
I love how king pin wasn't in there. He shot aunt May, went to jail, as soon as Peter figured out it was him, he went to the prison, took his suit ofF, FRICKIN FOLDED SAID SUIT, AND THEN, he proceeded to beat his ass in front of all of those prisoners without saying a word, then threatened him that he had many ways of kill him. Told that man if aunt May died he was going to come back and put webs inside of his lungs to slowly suffocate him.
@Bluesit322 жыл бұрын
This seems based on the game on PS4.
@JamesCPotter132 жыл бұрын
Peter really said “The suit represents the good I do. I won’t ruin the Spider-Man name with this...but Peter Parker doesn’t have that problem.”
@greywalker5052 жыл бұрын
@@JamesCPotter13 Same energy as Raiden’s “This isn’t my sword” line.
@jeremiah_gacha Жыл бұрын
@@Bluesit32 comics usually come before the games
@anidiot192 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremiah_gacha they meant this video is based on the Insomniac Spider-Man games
@ROFLobster48842 жыл бұрын
I like to think Spider Man saw the dude jay walking and just immediately turned around and went to Tommy’s house and beat the everliving shit out of him for no apparent reason.
@shadowpup30162 жыл бұрын
Sooooo did he video tape it and send it to his friend or wait for the friend to visit to jump tommy and force him to watch
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man was in pure demon time he said you cool with that Jay walking ass nigga bet 🤣😭
@judgement_kazzy682 жыл бұрын
@@shadowpup3016 imagine being tommy in that situation though. just chilling at your house watching Netflix or something when SPIDER MAN kicks down your door and jumps you without saying a word and before YOU can say one either.
@must10042 жыл бұрын
When this man jumps from 1k to 100k I don’t wanna be forgotten
@thatboyakira4202 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you were remembered
@heartlessscorpion1334 Жыл бұрын
Make that 200k
@partygamerX2 жыл бұрын
When Spider-Man stops talking You're about to stop walking
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
Kingpin found that out the hard way 🤣😭
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 Mans almost ate half a ton of WEBBING in his lungs.
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 facts man's broke kingpin physically and mentally 🤣😭
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 Dude had ta GROVEL to be spared. The worst part was Peter laid out HOW SLOW A DEATH Kingpin would actually have. Like my guy legit stopped fucking around and decided someone needed to find out why he held back.
@tamariomartin90802 жыл бұрын
MTV Kraven learned that the hard way, and he was mind controlled that day.
@elviraweekes39062 жыл бұрын
That is black air forces Spider-Man and he picked the wrong Spider-Man to mess with.
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
Facts everybody know if spiderman got that black suit on avoid at him all cost kingpin is a prime example of this
@Naiddou2 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 yea imagine getting bitch slaped in front of the gang you lead being made as an example that's what fisk got from a half naked peter
@antialeks50132 жыл бұрын
I want someone to make a mod for the new games where this becomes an ambient conversation you can eavesdrop on when you're being stealthy
@Spaceship_Pilot_SD-N2 жыл бұрын
When he said that he was in the air combo for 30 minutes, I deadass almost fell down laughing 😭😭💀
@RyzenTheorum2 жыл бұрын
Oh naw Spider Man without the witty banter cracked lmao
@ComboSpartan2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has an entire channel dedicated towards combos and enjoys doing long air combos on enemies I relate too much. This got me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe for few seconds 2:05
@ghostrthesecond4452 жыл бұрын
I feel like apologizing after watching this I didn't know I was causing these niggas so much trauma while beating they ass 😂😂😂
@devonharvey84142 жыл бұрын
It had me dead 😂
@linneausmsiska11842 жыл бұрын
How dmc enemies feel
@ryang2v2 жыл бұрын
Dmc5 enemies
@zboy11522 жыл бұрын
Same Air combos in Spider-Man are so satisfying
@ackreikthecouncils.64492 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta with Pete and Miles until Venom kills Tommy with no provocations
@otakuwannbe43872 жыл бұрын
That wasn't venom, that was Pete being 110% done with everybody's shit
@ackreikthecouncils.64492 жыл бұрын
@@otakuwannbe4387 man had enough and put on the black air forces
@otakuwannbe43872 жыл бұрын
@@ackreikthecouncils.6449 Yup
@prod.kilvkrxcksxlvd81832 жыл бұрын
@@otakuwannbe4387 the symbiote may be gone, but the mentality is definitely still there.
@otakuwannbe43872 жыл бұрын
@@prod.kilvkrxcksxlvd8183 Oh definitely Pete ain't playing if he ain't talking
@kabukiuchiha60202 жыл бұрын
If Peter ain't cracking jokes, he bout to be cracking yo bones
@anneboonchuy172 жыл бұрын
I'm dying xD the black spider man one kill me 🤣
@ErenYeager-gb2dz2 жыл бұрын
Tommy?
@anneboonchuy172 жыл бұрын
@@ErenYeager-gb2dz yup
@burst-riotous94172 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man 2 ps5 like
@thefusionspider092 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this is so funny
@fictionfan36992 жыл бұрын
They knew what was coming.
@anotherrandomguy88712 жыл бұрын
I never wanna fight Spider-Man on a bad day when he’s wearing all black. I’ll just surrender and hope he won’t start flipping me in the air. In DC I have a similar reason as to why I would never fight people like Batman or Raven when they are having their bad days.
@Naiddou2 жыл бұрын
i would ask for training lessons instead just walking in their cities on day or night is a death sentence you could be mugged or even killed without any reason just because you looked weird or they felt like it
@darthvenom3056712 жыл бұрын
Except batman ALWAYS has bad days
@arkez352 жыл бұрын
Raven on a bad day, if she were to completely let loose, would be the most horrific thing ever. If I'm not mistaken I think I read somewhere that she is one of the most powerful characters in all of DC Comics.
@anotherrandomguy88712 жыл бұрын
@@arkez35 Yup. Raven’s bad day would be everyone’s bad day if she were to let trigon just take ahold of her.
@avarycepierce62962 жыл бұрын
Honestly: it's wraps if you catch any of the Justice League on a bad day.
@laughingsins1347 Жыл бұрын
This aged like fine wine 😂
@daryledebs7627 Жыл бұрын
NAH FR💀
@kit_ts6087 Жыл бұрын
@@daryledebs7627Spidey went black and he might not go back
@TriTomMaximum2 жыл бұрын
PS1 game: "Bro, me and the boys outnumbered Spider-Man on a rooftop and the dude just covers himself in like a cocoon or some shit. We thought he was just trying to hide but then BAM! Thing just exploded and sent me and the boys flying! I mean, where the hell did he even learn that??" Web of Shadows: "Dude.... He just ripped Wolverine in half." Everyone: "BRO WTF??"
@SpideyfanX2 жыл бұрын
Web of Shadows: He was also skateboarding on our faces dawg! He choked us like he was on some BDSM type shit. Even with the Red Suit, he was splattering us on the ground. I don't think some of us were even breathing after that!
@sk_hermit18092 жыл бұрын
@@SpideyfanX Normal suit is combo city, you're not fighting them at this point. You're just turning them into your personal playground punching bag swinging happily Black suit brutalizes your enemies, throwing cars at them to the point of free tickets in the morgue. Screw combos, symbiote heavy attacks dominates the game
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
@@SpideyfanX ps1:what the fuck!? H-how...What the fuck dawg!
@SpideyfanX2 жыл бұрын
@@lolbots686 WoS: I don't know, bro...! He really do be a menace here, both Red AND Black...
@lolbots6862 жыл бұрын
@@SpideyfanX ps1:ok slow down what the fuck has been going on?? Wos:ok so you know how venom has been raising hell,helping? Ps1: with yall? Ok yeah,yeah i do,and? Wos:that fuck spiderman...he was tearing all of us up without trying,i think he even swaped red and black suits! Ps1:DAMM. And hes not even slowing down? Wos:nah...nah,he could literally be swinging at breakneck speed then next thing our asses get kicked!
@tylragor16532 жыл бұрын
Loki: "I've been falling for thirty minutes!!" Goon: "I've been in the air for thirty minutes!!"
@blastthechaos60832 жыл бұрын
Web of Shadows Spidey:So the options here are having all your bones broken by a ora ora barrage or being hacked into pieces by black tendrils...pick your poison"
@thatboyakira4202 Жыл бұрын
Wos: Let's not forget the special attacks of each suit. One you can be struck by a barrage of web shots, be shoryoukend in the air with said webs, have appendages ripping your body left, right and center, be mauled by spiderman specifically, be ripped in half just like he did with wolverine, or my personal favorite, have a entire truck thrown at your face. And that's not even the worse he can do to you.
@QuantumQuill45510 ай бұрын
"Look how about I just save you the trouble and blow my brains out?"
@LoneWolf816842 жыл бұрын
People always say Superman is scary when he doesn't hold back(and that's very true), but GOOD LAWD when Peter's on demon time....it's wraps.
@zigfaust2 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking some guy is going to beat you up but then being treated to all 3 of Asimov's laws of robotics and having them broken along with your bones. Peter has no chill.
@Blairslife12 жыл бұрын
When Spider-Man is in black… You ain’t coming back.
@JohnDoe12345. Жыл бұрын
(Insert miles Morales joke here)
@SoaringFox16 Жыл бұрын
Here’s a short list of rules every criminal should follow when it comes to Spider-Man Rule 1: if he isn’t talking or cracking jokes, run like hell. Rule 2: If he’s wearing a black suit, you either stay at home and do nothing, or you immediately pack up your things and skip town. Rule 3: If you find yourself in both situations, don’t bother running, you’ve already died.
@Mordechay988 ай бұрын
Nani?
@flamewill83252 жыл бұрын
"Tommy wasn't even with me." Love these skits
@maxanderson37332 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that criminals just be chilling at the mall while Spider People are fighting for they lives
@SuperSpeed212 жыл бұрын
A dangerous Spider-Man is a Spider-Man that isn't cracking jokes.
@owlomar2007 Жыл бұрын
Miguel Ohara
@WorldsTallestLeprechaun2 жыл бұрын
Unironically, Spiderman NOT talking and bantering is the ultimate “YOU DONE *FUCKED UP* NOW!” for everyone in Marvel New York. I remember getting a stack of comics from the 90’s and read through them, from a short run where Spidey was dealing with the usual bullshit along with a constant mysterious headache. One issue, he’s helping Electra fight some ninjas and he’s getting pissed ‘cause he’s doing this with a migraine, and he decides to give these pajama-wearing chuckle-fucks a REAL good idea why they (and everyone else) should stop taking a swing at him all the goddamn time. Cut to Electra doing her own thing, she gets done shanking a guy through both thighs and tosses him over her head (with a backwards somersault, her ankles around his feet) before looking over and going (0_0) “Spiderman! What are you doing?!?” while we (the reader) can see one ninja on his knees, weapons dropped, clearly begging for his life. Turn the page, and Spiderman had AN ENTIRE SUBWAY CAR lifted over his head (as in the same kind that Tobey Macguire stopped from crashing in the Spider Man 2) and says, “ISN’T IT OBVIOUS!? *I’M WINNING!!!”* That’s what happens when Spider-man gets pissed off enough to say “Fuck this.” and stops bantering. [EDIT] I wound up googleing [Spider man, elektra, I’m winning] and son of a bitch if one of the first results wasn’t a cover-page that I recognized, lol. It was The Amazing Spider Man, issue #424.
@jacobagbegna86192 жыл бұрын
whats the name of the comic
@WorldsTallestLeprechaun2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobagbegna8619 unfortunately, I don’t remember…I wonder if I can find it through google?
@bthsr71132 жыл бұрын
Normally people bring up that time he took off the mask to keep some semblance of purity in the symbol while beating Kingpin in front of dozens of criminals and finishing by explaining how he could web up the whale's lungs, but a whole freaking subway car? Sheesh! That's also quite intimidating.
@WorldsTallestLeprechaun Жыл бұрын
@@bthsr7113 Taking off the mask reminds me of the TV show “Monk” with Tony Shaloub. I liked that show. TLDR; part of the reason Monk’s OCD is COMICALLY over-the-top is trauma from his wife’s death via a car-bomb, and blaming himself for it since he’s a hotshot detective who brought in a lot of criminals. Towards the end of the series, he finds out that SHE was the target, not him, and he meets the hitman that put in the carbomb who is also in stage 4 cancer and completely bedridden in the hospital. “Are you the husband?” *”Yes.”* “Forgive me.” “Forgive you?” Monk slowly reaches over to one of the IV bags. “This is me, turning off your morphine drip.” The hitman gasps in pain. Monk reaches for the bag again. “And this is Trudy. The woman you killed…turning it back on…”
@BanishedSilentShadow3318 Жыл бұрын
If I was a normal criminal grunt. I'd just quit, even if the gang wants me back, I ain't going back. Cause if a super hero like spider-man gets a bad day. Boy you better pray he ain't having a bad day, otherwise it's basically the gloves are off with the hero
@IcyyVerse2 жыл бұрын
Symbiote spider man is the Batman of marvel…
@ereboi14832 жыл бұрын
I think even Batman has more mercy, Venom Spideman is on the verge of punching your jaw off if you piss him off
@GreaterGrievobeast552 жыл бұрын
Thought that was moon knights thing
@kinjalroy94072 жыл бұрын
Nah it's superior Spider-Man
@ereboi14832 жыл бұрын
@@kinjalroy9407 Idk he did some sweet things. Then again, so has batman, and the symbioite straight up makes Spider-Man *want* to do awful things or whatever, right? So checks out all in all
@Naiddou2 жыл бұрын
@@ereboi1483 or rip you face off making you skeletor
@RaikageMar2 жыл бұрын
Yo 2:05 with that flying and air combo line actually had me on my floor rolling n laughing my ass off, I’ve never laughed that hard in a long time, good shit man 🤣
@theoriginal_skinnybonejone25582 жыл бұрын
Bruh if the developers not only let us play as the black suit spider man but venom oh you know the criminals ain’t gonna be safe I mean look what happened to tommy! R.I.P
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
I'm telling y'all! Ultimate Spider-Man the game is fuckin' GOATED for letting us do that with V!
@theoriginal_skinnybonejone25582 жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 I never played the ultimate spider man game but i did look the cutscenes of it and a interesting story and I would like if they bring it to the next marvel spider man game
@Prometeu21 Жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 this game is goated for several reasons lmao
@JargonMadjin10 ай бұрын
@@williambeck2372 It really is, Venom even had a combo where you pull someone in with a tendril and snap them in half
@kingmusic57332 жыл бұрын
I remember someone asking which is worst, a smiling Batman or a quiet Spider-Man and I will forever die on the hill that quiet Spider-Man is worst
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man back in black all I gotta say 😂
@williambeck23722 жыл бұрын
@@retronerds6884 Kingpin thought he was ready to run them hands.
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 exactly kingpin just like the others in prison that day learned spiderman sending them jail was a act of mercy
@retronerds68842 жыл бұрын
@@williambeck2372 exactly kingpin just like the others in prison that day learned spiderman sending them jail was a act of mercy
@specialbeamvegeta40592 жыл бұрын
Batman: Want some chocolate dude? Criminal: Bro wtf I’ll never commit crime again
@garretthildebrandt428 Жыл бұрын
There’s a moment I love from the comics where Spider-Man intimidates a thug by making him think he could summon spiders. “Because I’m _SPIDER-MAN_ !”
@vibechecker31682 жыл бұрын
Criminals in new york have it bad. They have spiderman, daredvil, ironfist, luke cage, and like 15 other heroes constantly beating the sneakers of them, i mean, its no wonder there's so many supervillains, they're the only ones that can keep up.
@headintheclouds27072 жыл бұрын
So what did Spider-Man do to you? "It wasn't what he did to me...Frank...he just threw a manhole cover into Franks' face...and he made a quip about it." ... "Looks like your plans are in the sewers...that dumb joke is gonna be in my nightmares for the rest of my life...Frank is gone."
@KhaosN7 Жыл бұрын
We just got Black Air Force Spider-Man confirmed for Spider-Man 2. Better get the emergency rooms ready.
@marvelousmugencorner8592 жыл бұрын
Ain't gon lie he damn near talkin bout Venom killin Tommy. Poor Tommy lmao
@JargonMadjin10 ай бұрын
"Poor Tommy" just reminds me of some dialogue from a Shattered Dimensions Noir level; "Did you hear about Fancy Dan?" "Fancy Dan the Ladies Man?" "They found him in a trash can" "Poor Fancy Dan"
@smugbowkid99192 жыл бұрын
Dude, imagine how the Batman grunts feel.
@lszfarray59292 жыл бұрын
He did that video 😅
@myeka12732 жыл бұрын
They don’t
@calebray18342 жыл бұрын
Pain. That’s what they feel.
@angryboi595 Жыл бұрын
“What was he wearing?” “It was a black suit and no red” *spiderman 3 black suit music plays*
@mrwolf92372 жыл бұрын
Dude your great at this. RIP Tommy 🙏🕊
@beastslayer20592 жыл бұрын
“Tommy wasn’t even with me” had me dying for 30 minutes
@michaelscott60222 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, Spiderman doesn't kill. All those people doing drug deals on rooftops that get caught in an air combo, and maybe they don't land back on the roof... I'm sure they're fine."
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
At the very least they were not feeling pain due to the drugs
@fahummuharib57852 жыл бұрын
3:00 “All I did was jaywalked… and he killed tommy… tommy wasn’t even with me!” I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 I’m crying bro!
@cajs1002 жыл бұрын
Last dude must've met the Web of Shadows Spiderman. Damn
@coolbeans37522 жыл бұрын
He just wanted to get to the pressure valve, but Tommy tested him.
@ReaperGrimm5594 Жыл бұрын
Welp, we ain't just getting Venom in the new game. We're getting Black Suit Spider-Man. It's about to get nasty.
@boundless0023 Жыл бұрын
We already knew this,from 2022 but yes it’s about to get disrespectful
@kit_ts6087 Жыл бұрын
@@boundless0023it's about to be a whole bloodbath
@TheKinglaharl2 жыл бұрын
One of the best legit Canon things is that if Spidey stops cracking Jokes, the villains and criminals that deal with him get afraid
@budgetbrick51242 жыл бұрын
when spiderman gets serious you're about to be sent to god same day shipping
@brunowillich1837 Жыл бұрын
"It was an all black suit, no red..." Oh, there was red alright ☠️
@ravenclawjedi28232 жыл бұрын
this has to be my favourite of your vids so far😭😭
@malwrld2 жыл бұрын
Much appreciate it bro
@christianvincentcostanilla84289 ай бұрын
Try how Alex Mercer and James Heller traumatized prototype games NPCs
@DonNaireo2 жыл бұрын
“He kilt tommy” 😂😂😂
@jestfullgremblim80022 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ithielpitt75252 жыл бұрын
All black
@abdulazimnaushad Жыл бұрын
all he did was jaywalked 😂
@xiaowithaslimeonhishead61222 жыл бұрын
As someone who does LONG air combos and relied on the black suit, these are all accurate
@justarandomguyaggoodguy72252 жыл бұрын
2:26 as soon as I saw that face I was already trying to hold my laughter. How did you get that expression so well
@rebal180 Жыл бұрын
Criminals don't know how lucky they are. If he acted more like Batman they'd all be dead. When Doc Ock was in Spider-Man's mind he found out that Spidey holds back. Which means a full power punch from Spider-Man would be like taking a semi truck going at full speed to the face.
@JargonMadjin10 ай бұрын
According to a run-in with Hobgoblin, Spider-Man's punches are comparable to a mortar strike
@NoGrayArea18 Жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that Spidey straight up punched the jaw off of scorpion with one hit. the man is ridiculously op
@fenrikmiraak25732 жыл бұрын
What did spider man do to you? He didn't say anything. Every criminal in the world: TO THE MOON WE GO
@VeeOasis2 жыл бұрын
2:03 this is actually so scary I would not want to be Spiderman's enemy
@jacktack86532 жыл бұрын
Look up the roflcopter in the Spider-Man 3 game…😑JJJ is right, bruh is a menace. He manages to punch you on every square inch on your face just because you sold a 8th.
@malwrld2 жыл бұрын
JESUS CHRIST THAT SHIT VICIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mrnukes7972 жыл бұрын
@@malwrld NYC: We won't complain about Spiderman brutality against criminals until one of our friend or family get caught in the crossfire.
@phantasyhero44352 жыл бұрын
instant follow and like haven't laughed this hard in a while! good stuff!
@Spamismorethanfood2 жыл бұрын
this should have a couple million views you're hilarious and your conviction is refreshing, keep up the good work my boy.-
@soilderzero2982 Жыл бұрын
please do How Spiderman Treats Enemies in his Games part 2. its a literal goldmine
@dracosis8022 жыл бұрын
Hey let's not forget the fact that in one of the newer Spiderman games you have perks and special skills, I remember one time I became doom slayer just by equipping the perk which slows down time when you dodge effectively giving ultra instinct and the ability to do twice the amount of damage WHILE I WAS SUPERCHARGED and doing the special finishers which automatically takes down 1 or 2 more lower level enemies depending on which game and all those take downs happen in ONE BAR OF ENERGY and you have 3 IN TOTAL and the fact when you are in the later part of the game you increase the amount of energy generated which enables you to build up those 3 bars even faster (much faster if you have the auto energy generation ability skin) allowing you to repeat the process, oh did I mention that you can fling the henchmen off to their deaths if your on a high building.
@straightjacket3082 жыл бұрын
The air combo joke had me dying 🤣 The rage was so real!
@kuchiku-kanzo759 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bounty_hunter192 жыл бұрын
When Spiderman stops cracking them jokes, you know somebody finna die😂😂😂💀
@christophernguyen1284 Жыл бұрын
I just found your channel and I am loving all of the videos about heroes treating the criminals, especially this one. We all know to back away slowly and pray that Spidey doesn't look our way if he is not talking when we see him. Subscribed.
@indrainspace26012 жыл бұрын
"What was he wearing" "An all black suit" Me:
@victorhale2 жыл бұрын
Me watching for the 4th time cuz my mind blanks out every time i hear “he didn’t say anything!” The second i heard “say,” i immediately thought “see this is why kingpin told you to worry about Spiderman MORE THAN THE COPS!!!”
@zaiden68522 жыл бұрын
Everyone here knows how brutal Spider-Man can be when he is not talking
@Ultraascorpion2 жыл бұрын
Spider-man do be molly whopping and beating the doggo shit outta them criminals high-key Lol
@l0rdapophis2 жыл бұрын
The *"He killed Tommy..."* made me SCREAM!!!
@basementbrickfilms48212 жыл бұрын
When he said tommy wasn’t even with my I died
@Spartan_90132 жыл бұрын
"He was wearing all black, no red" Bruh, I almost choked on air when he said that
@claytondavis68352 жыл бұрын
I love that they were bad mouthing him but the news a Spider-Man killed a guy is met with shock and disbelief. He may disrespect you but they know he holds back.
@gbgamer94742 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing in the Insomniac Spiderman is throwing people off the skyscrapers. They set it up so he somehow puts a web launcher on them to latch them to a building instead of hitting the ground. Always thought it was hilarious seeing them stuck on the side of a building, on like the twentieth floor.
@TaeSunWoo10 ай бұрын
1:33 I was PRAYING that they would realize that they were all talking about different Spider-Men 😂
@Coco-Loco2 жыл бұрын
Dude you're funny as hell, I'm loving your content! For real tho dude, if spiderman ever just walks at you and doesn't speak a single word, you know you're dead
@scriptflippa533 Жыл бұрын
Spiderman whipping the xmens ass single handedly in secret wars is still one of my favorite comic moments
@JargonMadjin10 ай бұрын
Because Spider-Man pulls his punches and sticks to street-level threats, people tend to underestimate just how tough he actually is
@mohdaghari24062 жыл бұрын
2:42 Yep... thats defenetly my boi VENOM!!!
@magisterhelix80952 жыл бұрын
Yeah if spiderman is silent, you're about to get the kingpin treatment
@darthmisogyny3828 Жыл бұрын
This about to cook after the venom suit gameplay lol
@inkchariot61472 жыл бұрын
Nothing is worse than being one of those symbiotes in Web Of Shadows. Nobody knows pain like them.
@Bluesit322 жыл бұрын
Just punched until splattered.
@attakrus2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist:Spider-Man is watching this from the shadows with some popcorn.
@callmev35312 жыл бұрын
2:09, And let’s not forget he can send someone over an edge or off a building or platform, then launch himself towards them as they are falling to juggling them with Air Combos until they are violently dragged and stuck against a wall with a web cocoon. Just imagine fighting someone and they throw you off a building, only to then see them dive off that building after you just to pummel you some more in mid-air, as if in a competition with the ground on what’s gonna hit you harder. And that’s not even mentioning all the things people get slammed into at break-neck speed (sometimes face-first) during stealth takedowns or the people getting ejected from speeding vehicles during the car chases. It’s a good thing Peter invented that instant web cocoon technique otherwise he’d literally be painting the town red.
@Spubly2 жыл бұрын
just came across this and your "Greek Gods after fighting Kratos" video. Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Thank you for this.
@Brandon._.Walker2 жыл бұрын
Nah, this video way too good bruh. I'm watching this for the 7th time this week😭😭