How Spiderman Treats Enemies in his Games

The way Spiderman embarrasss the criminals should be a crime itself

[@supernovavoidking6169]

when spider-man stops talking you ain't seeing your family

[@malwrld]

You seeing God

[@supernovavoidking6169]

@@malwrld exactly

[@SpinoSam]

us Spider-Man comic fans can tell you man. Kingpin saw Jesus after he tried to kill Aunt May.

[@supernovavoidking6169]

@@SpinoSam yep

[@devinoten3377]

@@SpinoSam "what if Peter kept Venom" run, hobgoblin literally got mailed to God in multiple packages overnight shipped after he blew aunt may up. Lol

[@riccardocastiglioni1611]

"What did Spiderman do to you?" "He didn't say anything..." The entire New York's criminal population: "Yo let's leave town for a month or two, it isn't safe!"

[@herosama19]

knowing spidey him not talking i just as said in tfs" red flag?........crimson"

[@xxxhero7275]

@@herosama19 tfs?

[@jeraldwashingtonjr5641]

@@xxxhero7275 team four star dragonball z abridged

[@herosama19]

@@xxxhero7275 simply a youtube group of people who voice over dbz form start till end of cell saga and they are funny

[@ZigealFaust]

@@jeraldwashingtonjr5641 DODGE!

[@Namelessman247]

"what was he wearing?" *"It was a all black suit, no red"* Deadass almost choked on my water when he said that

[@person152]

I literally spit all me water out during the previous vid it was the batman one

[@theviolator9924]

Why did I look down immediately when I heard all black

[@tremendousyeet3467]

Did he mean Venom? or the venom-suit spiderman?

[@soraadcaelum2428]

@@tremendousyeet3467 since this is for games, venom suit

[@anotherrandommemer-_-6460]

@@tremendousyeet3467 I was thinking the poison suit from one of the what if comics that happened after Pete got the black suit, and after a major death that was caused by hob goblin, it fully made him get rid of the no kill rule and he started killing villains left and right

[@kingcrowbro2486]

"What was he wearing?" "It was an all Black suit-" And you can deadass stop the clip right there, I'm already packing up to LEAVE NEW YORK, you DO NOT FUCK with a Spiderman wearing a Venom Suit, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[@williambeck2372]

Just uh. Just avoid San Fran. I hear Venom lives there the most next to New York.

[@knightmare3197]

@@williambeck2372 just don't go towards helpless people looking threatening in San Fran and you good. Venom became a lethal guardian for the helpless when he wound up there. As long as you don't hurt people you're good.

[@williambeck2372]

@@knightmare3197 It's why I love him.

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Go to Brooklyn or something lol

[@ianr7014]

@@specialbeamvegeta4059 Bruh Captain America AND Miles Morales live in Brooklyn; that’s not a better choice lmao

[@davidpescitelli8004]

There's a few rules the average criminal should know if they have to deal with Spider-man. Rule #1: If Spidey isn't joking or talking, give up immediately. You will not get out without some kind of injury if you don't. Rule #2: If spidey is reported to be wearing a black suit you skip town.

[@yoholup19]

Correction to the first one theres no chance you won't go home without being beaten within an inch of your life

[@kalebgrant1729]

The crazy thing is even if you give up some versions of him will still beat your ass.

[@user-zy6mj2hd6m]

Rule #3: spider man looks directly at you warning all black and tilts his head at you saying nothing as his eye's change shap when you do somthing wrong do not run you will only die tired.

[@MasterGogeta658]

​@@user-zy6mj2hd6ml

[@ashwolf2006]

Rule#4: no matter what you do, DO NOT GO AFTER ANY OF HIS FRIENDS OR FAMILY!. Kingpin learned this the Hard way. Rule#5: Fuck you Paul!

[@vancebocas7626]

"You know you can't fly" "See, that's what I thought, until I was put in an air combo for 30 f-ing minutes!" I died laughing. That's just straight savage. XD

[@KylerZilla]

2:08

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Just to get stuck on a wall FOR SIX DAYS!!

[@AndrewUchiha4747]

Great build up 😂

[@iamfranz27]

"tommy wasn't even with me" 😭 - I died there💀

[@meljunmercado220]

then you probably are tommy

[@punchuinthahead5191]

All I did was j walk XD

[@EastNotWeest69]

Tommy dided over there 👉

[@prodsage2719]

@@punchuinthahead5191 that shit got me

[@normienormie9425]

Tommy!?

[@TheHarbingerofAutism]

Don't forget, in Spider-Man 2 where you can literally grab someone's collar, take them to the highest building in the city and throw them off while you follow them down and see them hit the pavement so hard they bounce 20 feet into the air. Or pile-drive them head first into the pavement from that height as well.

[@malwrld]

The crazy part is he’s not lying folks, they did not care back then 😂

[@Misaka05050]

Not only that but there's literally a move where you kick the enemy in the air, and Spider-man leaps at them, while they're in the air, and uses their body as stairs. Shit was bonkers but cool af.

[@tomuchpussy]

Throw him or worlds highest suplex piledriver? 👀🤣😂

[@samuraibear5102]

@@Misaka05050 I think it was web shadows where spiderman can use as a surfboard

[@afewthreads1460]

@@samuraibear5102 symbiote only fr

[@Firstsurugi]

You gotta remember something: Spiderman is SO much stronger than he let's on. If he wasn't playing with those little toys in his fights, and trying out new ways to non-lethally incapacitate, he would legit be so scary that JJJ would keep his fuucking mouth shut.

[@Gnar05]

You know the black suit spider man in the web of shadows game is a good example of what your saying.

[@togucvinw7]

@@Gnar05 And even that is mild compared to what unhinged Peter can do (in that one comic issue he ripped off Shocker face with his sticking ability. Did that shit clean ! All he knocked Kingpin fat ass with 3 punches whereas normally Kingpin is a hood match in term of strength to Peter)

[@Gnar05]

@@togucvinw7 you know he couldn't handle the 3 punches but can handle 5 burgers to eat instead. Good to know man.

[@kvngjaygamez2570]

@@togucvinw7 Peter could really outright murder most of his villains if he never held back, so much respect to him for always pulling his punches tho, plus Spider-Man at max speed would also be terrifying

[@maxanderson3733]

This isn’t even an exaggeration. Miguel O’Hara and Kaine Parker perfectly capture what happens when a spider person stops giving a fuck about morality peters villains should be thanking uncle Ben and aunt May for raising him properly 😂

[@evildarren1]

Aint gon lie, that suit was dripped out lmao

[@JargonMadjin]

Imagine being one of those thugs when Spidey's wearing the IntoTheSpiderVerse suit or the Spider Clan suit "I got punched by a cartoon character, he was celshaded, I don't understand how that works" or the Ghost Spider suit, "His head was on fire"

[@inkchariot6147]

@@JargonMadjin "This nigga beat me up IN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!"

[@JargonMadjin]

@@inkchariot6147 I wonder if anyone ever used the Equalizer suit power from it, I imagine you'd have to be fairly quick since you have to avoid getting hit

[@Atreus1355]

@@JargonMadjin ever tried it on ultimate difficulty? Gonna be one hell of a challenge

[@thedomoking]

There was one time Spidey had larengitis and couldn't talk, and his silence was so scary to a group of villans, including Mysterio, that they all just surrendered

[@williambeck2372]

Actually the mysterio look-alike was Ruby Tuesday, obscure Marvel character whose head is a floating mercury orb.

[@SpideyfanX]

which comic was that?

[@nkhan4813]

@@SpideyfanX the amazing spiderman annual (idfk the issue) the quiet room

[@Bluesit32]

@@williambeck2372 It's a mailable orb of circuitry...or some such comic nonsense. They're a weird group. One of them is just named Shrunken Bones. Because he has shrunken bones, his skin hanging loosely off of them. Another has his head surgically attached to a gorilla. Can't remember the name of their group...

[@haelstrom101]

Yeah just went to read that, they were talking about how the world is normal unless crazy people start acting sane, heroes keep acting like heroes and Spiderman keeps cracking jokes. Peter ROCKS UP in the classic suit, and they start bringing up things he could make jokes about. And he's just silent. They have an "Oh shit!" moment and it cuts to Spider-Man putting them in the back of a van, and two of them saying "Yeah I'm going straight."

[@the_shinxgaming2989]

“Tommy wasn’t even with me” 💀

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Symbiote spidey killing Tommy without provocation legit hypes me up for the second game insomniac game!

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Thought it was reference to a comic where spidey wears an all black suit non symbiote cuz kingpin killed gwen if i remember right tracks him down kingpin says spiderman cant kill me "Youre right good thing im peter parker" just mirks him

[@ShirouBrando]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 it was aunt may actually

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@ShirouBrando ahhh wasnt sure

[@ShirouBrando]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 Actually I think im wrong aunt may is the normal timeline and I i think its Mj that results in him using the black suit and going after kingpin in the what if comic

[@raymondfisheriii791]

@@ShirouBrando no, you were right. There’s just also another new what if comic called “Spider’s Shadow” that talks about what if Peter kept the symbionts suit just a little bit longer after finding out it was a symbiote in the original run. In that run, Hobgoblin is the one to kill his Aunt May by bombing his house after Spidey had unmasked him and outright threatened his life in public. Spider-Man then proceeded to murder Hobgoblin and leave his body strung up on a lamp post as a warning. He then went on a rampage that eventually lead to a symbiote outbreak that ends with Mr. Fantastic dead, the symbiote dead, and Spidey joining the fantastic four to make up for his involvement in the whole thing. The other story was what Spider-Man went through in Civil War, after it was found out that Kingpin called a hit out on Spider-Man, but the bullet ended up hitting Aunt May, and putting her in critical condition. Peter then went to the prison Kingpin was being held in, said nothing for a bit, and went on to beat the ever loving shit out of Kingpin , then promise him that once his Aunt May dies, he’s coming back to murder him by shooting webfluid down his throat to suffocate him. Both events are raw as hell, and they’re really good at showing why Spidey can be an actual terrifying menace if he’s given a reason

[@ComboSpartan]

As someone who has an entire channel dedicated towards combos and enjoys doing long air combos on enemies I relate too much. This got me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe for few seconds 2:05

[@ghostrthesecond445]

I feel like apologizing after watching this I didn't know I was causing these niggas so much trauma while beating they ass 😂😂😂

[@devonharvey8414]

It had me dead 😂

[@linneausmsiska1184]

How dmc enemies feel

[@ryang2v]

Dmc5 enemies

[@zboy1152]

Same Air combos in Spider-Man are so satisfying

[@northamerica5142]

"Exactly like was that necessary?" Apparently considering you all were training specifically for him and still beat your ass 😂

[@Calamity_Chaos666]

If spider man ain’t talking, you know someone is gonna die.

[@retronerds6884]

Especially if he got the black suit on 🤣😭

[@Calamity_Chaos666]

@@retronerds6884 He ain’t wearing black air force ones he’s wearing a black air force suit😭🤣

[@retronerds6884]

@@Calamity_Chaos666 big facts man's walking around in a black suit off that hen dawg 🤣😭

[@williambeck2372]

@@retronerds6884 The worst part being when it MOVES like it's alive cause at that point you know it's The Symbiote so you just pray it's quick

[@Marc-rw3dd]

@@Calamity_Chaos666 black air force: full power

[@ROFLobster4884]

I like to think Spider Man saw the dude jay walking and just immediately turned around and went to Tommy’s house and beat the everliving shit out of him for no apparent reason.

[@shadowpup3016]

Sooooo did he video tape it and send it to his friend or wait for the friend to visit to jump tommy and force him to watch

[@retronerds6884]

Spider-Man was in pure demon time he said you cool with that Jay walking ass nigga bet 🤣😭

[@eminem1167]

@@shadowpup3016 imagine being tommy in that situation though. just chilling at your house watching Netflix or something when SPIDER MAN kicks down your door and jumps you without saying a word and before YOU can say one either.

[@RyzenTheorum]

Oh naw Spider Man without the witty banter cracked lmao

[@Nier_altruist]

Press F to pay respect for Tommy

[@malwrld]

F

[@khushalpragasam8130]

F

[@LeoRedgrave]

F

[@philipesanon4569]

F

[@reaps2661]

F

[@senatorarmstrong8960]

I remember during the Superior Spider-Man run when Peter first got back in his body. Otto was chasing the Green Goblin, and the Goblin went on a monologue about how Spiderman has turned into a fucking maniac. Then Spidey just goes “At least I don’t wear a purse” And the Goblin stops everything looks back and says. “It’s really you…”

[@thatboyakira4202]

"I don't know if I should feel reassured or terrified."

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

“The one & only.”

[@anneboonchuy17]

I'm dying xD the black spider man one kill me 🤣

[@ErenYeager-gb2dz]

Tommy?

[@anneboonchuy17]

@@ErenYeager-gb2dz yup

[@burst-riotous9417]

Spider-Man 2 ps5 like

[@thefusionspider09]

Oh my god this is so funny

[@fictionfan3699]

They knew what was coming.

[@antialeks5013]

I want someone to make a mod for the new games where this becomes an ambient conversation you can eavesdrop on when you're being stealthy

[@Spaceship_Pilot_SD-N]

When he said that he was in the air combo for 30 minutes, I deadass almost fell down laughing 😭😭💀

[@elviraweekes3906]

That is black air forces Spider-Man and he picked the wrong Spider-Man to mess with.

[@retronerds6884]

Facts everybody know if spiderman got that black suit on avoid at him all cost kingpin is a prime example of this

[@Naiddou]

@@retronerds6884 yea imagine getting bitch slaped in front of the gang you lead being made as an example that's what fisk got from a half naked peter

[@adamschank7703]

What's crazy is that he holds back. Apparently when he goes all out, he can go toe-to-toe with the Hulk. He holds back to avoid severely injuring, or even killing, others.

[@lolbots686]

Another thing thats terrifying is that with his gadgets,spidey could utterly stomp most avengers For example Spidey could use his gadgets to fuck with iron mans suit while he went in and pwned his ass Spidey could lowkey fight cap to a standstill and send his shield back at him if he felt like it Oh yeah and spidey when not holding back IS A MATCH FOR THE WORLDBREAKING INCREDIBLE MOTHERFUCKING HULK Did i mention with his symbiote spidey could rip wolverine in half?

[@amaanrana6245]

In one comic book he even beat up the entire x-men and they had to wipe his memory so that he would stop

[@otakuboy1570]

​@amaanrana6245 I think that was the secret wars event, that's the same event where he got the black symbiot if I'm not mistaken.

[@retronerds6884]

​@@otakuboy1570yeah got the symbiote like three issues later

[@delanovanraalte3646]

probably but not cause of pure strength but a combination of immense strength and incredible speed

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

I never wanna fight Spider-Man on a bad day when he’s wearing all black. I’ll just surrender and hope he won’t start flipping me in the air. In DC I have a similar reason as to why I would never fight people like Batman or Raven when they are having their bad days.

[@Naiddou]

i would ask for training lessons instead just walking in their cities on day or night is a death sentence you could be mugged or even killed without any reason just because you looked weird or they felt like it

[@darthvenom305671]

Except batman ALWAYS has bad days

[@arkez35]

Raven on a bad day, if she were to completely let loose, would be the most horrific thing ever. If I'm not mistaken I think I read somewhere that she is one of the most powerful characters in all of DC Comics.

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

@@arkez35 Yup. Raven’s bad day would be everyone’s bad day if she were to let trigon just take ahold of her.

[@avarycepierce6296]

Honestly: it's wraps if you catch any of the Justice League on a bad day.

[@must1004]

When this man jumps from 1k to 100k I don’t wanna be forgotten

[@thatboyakira4202]

Congratulations, you were remembered

[@heartlessscorpion1334]

Make that 200k

[@kekebean6596]

I love how king pin wasn't in there. He shot aunt May, went to jail, as soon as Peter figured out it was him, he went to the prison, took his suit ofF, FRICKIN FOLDED SAID SUIT, AND THEN, he proceeded to beat his ass in front of all of those prisoners without saying a word, then threatened him that he had many ways of kill him. Told that man if aunt May died he was going to come back and put webs inside of his lungs to slowly suffocate him.

[@Bluesit32]

This seems based on the game on PS4.

[@JamesCPotter13]

Peter really said “The suit represents the good I do. I won’t ruin the Spider-Man name with this...but Peter Parker doesn’t have that problem.”

[@greywalker505]

@@JamesCPotter13 Same energy as Raiden’s “This isn’t my sword” line.

[@jeremiah_gacha]

​@@Bluesit32 comics usually come before the games

[@anidiot192]

​@@jeremiah_gacha they meant this video is based on the Insomniac Spider-Man games

[@partygamerX]

When Spider-Man stops talking You're about to stop walking

[@retronerds6884]

Kingpin found that out the hard way 🤣😭

[@williambeck2372]

@@retronerds6884 Mans almost ate half a ton of WEBBING in his lungs.

[@retronerds6884]

@@williambeck2372 facts man's broke kingpin physically and mentally 🤣😭

[@williambeck2372]

@@retronerds6884 Dude had ta GROVEL to be spared. The worst part was Peter laid out HOW SLOW A DEATH Kingpin would actually have. Like my guy legit stopped fucking around and decided someone needed to find out why he held back.

[@tamariomartin9080]

MTV Kraven learned that the hard way, and he was mind controlled that day.

[@TriTomMaximum]

PS1 game: "Bro, me and the boys outnumbered Spider-Man on a rooftop and the dude just covers himself in like a cocoon or some shit. We thought he was just trying to hide but then BAM! Thing just exploded and sent me and the boys flying! I mean, where the hell did he even learn that??" Web of Shadows: "Dude.... He just ripped Wolverine in half." Everyone: "BRO WTF??"

[@SpideyfanX]

Web of Shadows: He was also skateboarding on our faces dawg! He choked us like he was on some BDSM type shit. Even with the Red Suit, he was splattering us on the ground. I don't think some of us were even breathing after that!

[@sk_hermit1809]

@@SpideyfanX Normal suit is combo city, you're not fighting them at this point. You're just turning them into your personal playground punching bag swinging happily Black suit brutalizes your enemies, throwing cars at them to the point of free tickets in the morgue. Screw combos, symbiote heavy attacks dominates the game

[@lolbots686]

@@SpideyfanX ps1:what the fuck!? H-how...What the fuck dawg!

[@SpideyfanX]

@@lolbots686 WoS: I don't know, bro...! He really do be a menace here, both Red AND Black...

[@lolbots686]

@@SpideyfanX ps1:ok slow down what the fuck has been going on?? Wos:ok so you know how venom has been raising hell,helping? Ps1: with yall? Ok yeah,yeah i do,and? Wos:that fuck spiderman...he was tearing all of us up without trying,i think he even swaped red and black suits! Ps1:DAMM. And hes not even slowing down? Wos:nah...nah,he could literally be swinging at breakneck speed then next thing our asses get kicked!

[@ackreikthecouncils.6449]

Everybody gangsta with Pete and Miles until Venom kills Tommy with no provocations

[@otakuwannbe4387]

That wasn't venom, that was Pete being 110% done with everybody's shit

[@ackreikthecouncils.6449]

@@otakuwannbe4387 man had enough and put on the black air forces

[@otakuwannbe4387]

@@ackreikthecouncils.6449 Yup

[@prod.kilvkrxcksxlvd8183]

@@otakuwannbe4387 the symbiote may be gone, but the mentality is definitely still there.

[@otakuwannbe4387]

@@prod.kilvkrxcksxlvd8183 Oh definitely Pete ain't playing if he ain't talking

[@jacktack8653]

Look up the roflcopter in the Spider-Man 3 game…😑JJJ is right, bruh is a menace. He manages to punch you on every square inch on your face just because you sold a 8th.

[@malwrld]

JESUS CHRIST THAT SHIT VICIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrnukes797]

@@malwrld NYC: We won't complain about Spiderman brutality against criminals until one of our friend or family get caught in the crossfire.

[@laughingsins1347]

This aged like fine wine 😂

[@daryledebs7627]

NAH FR💀

[@kit_ts6087]

​@@daryledebs7627Spidey went black and he might not go back

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

Unironically, Spiderman NOT talking and bantering is the ultimate “YOU DONE *FUCKED UP* NOW!” for everyone in Marvel New York. I remember getting a stack of comics from the 90’s and read through them, from a short run where Spidey was dealing with the usual bullshit along with a constant mysterious headache. One issue, he’s helping Electra fight some ninjas and he’s getting pissed ‘cause he’s doing this with a migraine, and he decides to give these pajama-wearing chuckle-fucks a REAL good idea why they (and everyone else) should stop taking a swing at him all the goddamn time. Cut to Electra doing her own thing, she gets done shanking a guy through both thighs and tosses him over her head (with a backwards somersault, her ankles around his feet) before looking over and going (0_0) “Spiderman! What are you doing?!?” while we (the reader) can see one ninja on his knees, weapons dropped, clearly begging for his life. Turn the page, and Spiderman had AN ENTIRE SUBWAY CAR lifted over his head (as in the same kind that Tobey Macguire stopped from crashing in the Spider Man 2) and says, “ISN’T IT OBVIOUS!? *I’M WINNING!!!”* That’s what happens when Spider-man gets pissed off enough to say “Fuck this.” and stops bantering. [EDIT] I wound up googleing [Spider man, elektra, I’m winning] and son of a bitch if one of the first results wasn’t a cover-page that I recognized, lol. It was The Amazing Spider Man, issue #424.

[@jacobagbegna8619]

whats the name of the comic

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

@@jacobagbegna8619 unfortunately, I don’t remember…I wonder if I can find it through google?

[@bthsr7113]

Normally people bring up that time he took off the mask to keep some semblance of purity in the symbol while beating Kingpin in front of dozens of criminals and finishing by explaining how he could web up the whale's lungs, but a whole freaking subway car? Sheesh! That's also quite intimidating.

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

@@bthsr7113 Taking off the mask reminds me of the TV show “Monk” with Tony Shaloub. I liked that show. TLDR; part of the reason Monk’s OCD is COMICALLY over-the-top is trauma from his wife’s death via a car-bomb, and blaming himself for it since he’s a hotshot detective who brought in a lot of criminals. Towards the end of the series, he finds out that SHE was the target, not him, and he meets the hitman that put in the carbomb who is also in stage 4 cancer and completely bedridden in the hospital. “Are you the husband?” *”Yes.”* “Forgive me.” “Forgive you?” Monk slowly reaches over to one of the IV bags. “This is me, turning off your morphine drip.” The hitman gasps in pain. Monk reaches for the bag again. “And this is Trudy. The woman you killed…turning it back on…”

[@BanishedSilentShadow3318]

If I was a normal criminal grunt. I'd just quit, even if the gang wants me back, I ain't going back. Cause if a super hero like spider-man gets a bad day. Boy you better pray he ain't having a bad day, otherwise it's basically the gloves are off with the hero

[@kabukiuchiha6020]

If Peter ain't cracking jokes, he bout to be cracking yo bones

[@Blairslife1]

When Spider-Man is in black… You ain’t coming back.

[@JohnDoe12345.]

(Insert miles Morales joke here)

[@IcyyVerse]

Symbiote spider man is the Batman of marvel…

[@ereboi1483]

I think even Batman has more mercy, Venom Spideman is on the verge of punching your jaw off if you piss him off

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Thought that was moon knights thing

[@kinjalroy9407]

Nah it's superior Spider-Man

[@ereboi1483]

@@kinjalroy9407 Idk he did some sweet things. Then again, so has batman, and the symbioite straight up makes Spider-Man *want* to do awful things or whatever, right? So checks out all in all

[@Naiddou]

@@ereboi1483 or rip you face off making you skeletor

[@SoaringFox16]

Here’s a short list of rules every criminal should follow when it comes to Spider-Man Rule 1: if he isn’t talking or cracking jokes, run like hell. Rule 2: If he’s wearing a black suit, you either stay at home and do nothing, or you immediately pack up your things and skip town. Rule 3: If you find yourself in both situations, don’t bother running, you’ve already died.

[@Mordechay98]

Nani?

[@blastthechaos6083]

Web of Shadows Spidey:So the options here are having all your bones broken by a ora ora barrage or being hacked into pieces by black tendrils...pick your poison"

[@thatboyakira4202]

Wos: Let's not forget the special attacks of each suit. One you can be struck by a barrage of web shots, be shoryoukend in the air with said webs, have appendages ripping your body left, right and center, be mauled by spiderman specifically, be ripped in half just like he did with wolverine, or my personal favorite, have a entire truck thrown at your face. And that's not even the worse he can do to you.

[@QuantumQuill455]

"Look how about I just save you the trouble and blow my brains out?"

[@theoriginal_skinnybonejone2558]

Bruh if the developers not only let us play as the black suit spider man but venom oh you know the criminals ain’t gonna be safe I mean look what happened to tommy! R.I.P

[@williambeck2372]

I'm telling y'all! Ultimate Spider-Man the game is fuckin' GOATED for letting us do that with V!

[@theoriginal_skinnybonejone2558]

@@williambeck2372 I never played the ultimate spider man game but i did look the cutscenes of it and a interesting story and I would like if they bring it to the next marvel spider man game

[@Prometeu21]

​@@williambeck2372 this game is goated for several reasons lmao

[@JargonMadjin]

@@williambeck2372 It really is, Venom even had a combo where you pull someone in with a tendril and snap them in half

[@LoneWolf81684]

People always say Superman is scary when he doesn't hold back(and that's very true), but GOOD LAWD when Peter's on demon time....it's wraps.

[@headintheclouds2707]

So what did Spider-Man do to you? "It wasn't what he did to me...Frank...he just threw a manhole cover into Franks' face...and he made a quip about it." ... "Looks like your plans are in the sewers...that dumb joke is gonna be in my nightmares for the rest of my life...Frank is gone."

[@lamarwashington7093]

Yo 2:05 with that flying and air combo line actually had me on my floor rolling n laughing my ass off, I’ve never laughed that hard in a long time, good shit man 🤣

[@tylragor1653]

Loki: "I've been falling for thirty minutes!!" Goon: "I've been in the air for thirty minutes!!"

[@maxanderson3733]

I love the implication that criminals just be chilling at the mall while Spider People are fighting for they lives

[@ZigealFaust]

Imagine thinking some guy is going to beat you up but then being treated to all 3 of Asimov's laws of robotics and having them broken along with your bones. Peter has no chill.

[@fahummuharib5785]

3:00 “All I did was jaywalked… and he killed tommy… tommy wasn’t even with me!” I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 I’m crying bro!

[@flamewill8325]

"Tommy wasn't even with me." Love these skits

[@SuperSpeed21]

A dangerous Spider-Man is a Spider-Man that isn't cracking jokes.

[@owlomar2007]

Miguel Ohara

[@phantasyhero4435]

instant follow and like haven't laughed this hard in a while! good stuff!

[@smugbowkid9919]

Dude, imagine how the Batman grunts feel.

[@lszfarray5929]

He did that video 😅

[@myeka1273]

They don’t

[@calebray1834]

Pain. That’s what they feel.

[@marvelousmugencorner859]

Ain't gon lie he damn near talkin bout Venom killin Tommy. Poor Tommy lmao

[@JargonMadjin]

"Poor Tommy" just reminds me of some dialogue from a Shattered Dimensions Noir level; "Did you hear about Fancy Dan?" "Fancy Dan the Ladies Man?" "They found him in a trash can" "Poor Fancy Dan"

[@luminaireo4765]

“He kilt tommy” 😂😂😂

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Lmao

[@ithielpitt7525]

All black

[@abdulazimnaushad]

all he did was jaywalked 😂

[@angryboi595]

“What was he wearing?” “It was a black suit and no red” *spiderman 3 black suit music plays*

[@vibechecker3168]

Criminals in new york have it bad. They have spiderman, daredvil, ironfist, luke cage, and like 15 other heroes constantly beating the sneakers of them, i mean, its no wonder there's so many supervillains, they're the only ones that can keep up.

[@mrwolf9237]

Dude your great at this. RIP Tommy 🙏🕊

[@KhaosN7]

We just got Black Air Force Spider-Man confirmed for Spider-Man 2. Better get the emergency rooms ready.

[@kingmusic5733]

I remember someone asking which is worst, a smiling Batman or a quiet Spider-Man and I will forever die on the hill that quiet Spider-Man is worst

[@retronerds6884]

Spider-Man back in black all I gotta say 😂

[@williambeck2372]

@@retronerds6884 Kingpin thought he was ready to run them hands.

[@retronerds6884]

@@williambeck2372 exactly kingpin just like the others in prison that day learned spiderman sending them jail was a act of mercy

[@retronerds6884]

@@williambeck2372 exactly kingpin just like the others in prison that day learned spiderman sending them jail was a act of mercy

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Batman: Want some chocolate dude? Criminal: Bro wtf I’ll never commit crime again

[@ReaperGrimm5594]

Welp, we ain't just getting Venom in the new game. We're getting Black Suit Spider-Man. It's about to get nasty.

[@boundless0023]

We already knew this,from 2022 but yes it’s about to get disrespectful

[@kit_ts6087]

​@@boundless0023it's about to be a whole bloodbath

[@ravenclawjedi2823]

this has to be my favourite of your vids so far😭😭

[@malwrld]

Much appreciate it bro

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

Try how Alex Mercer and James Heller traumatized prototype games NPCs

[@justarandomguyaggoodguy7225]

2:26 as soon as I saw that face I was already trying to hold my laughter. How did you get that expression so well

[@VeeOasis]

2:03 this is actually so scary I would not want to be Spiderman's enemy

[@Ultraascorpion]

Spider-man do be molly whopping and beating the doggo shit outta them criminals high-key Lol

[@garretthildebrandt428]

There’s a moment I love from the comics where Spider-Man intimidates a thug by making him think he could summon spiders. “Because I’m _SPIDER-MAN_ !”

[@mohdaghari2406]

2:42 Yep... thats defenetly my boi VENOM!!!

[@rudhrabala2872]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DEAD.. There's another spider.. Oh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As someone who finished the game and dlcs twice this is the greatest 😂😂😂

[@Charles1k92]

Me: Wait hold up your tell me Spder-Man didn’t say anything. Jay walker: Yes *See me packing up my belongings* Wait what are you…. Me: Dude I’ve seen some shit I’m my life and if the Spider ain’t talking you run.

[@coolbeans3752]

He just wanted to get to the pressure valve, but Tommy tested him.

[@xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122]

As someone who does LONG air combos and relied on the black suit, these are all accurate

[@rebal180]

Criminals don't know how lucky they are. If he acted more like Batman they'd all be dead. When Doc Ock was in Spider-Man's mind he found out that Spidey holds back. Which means a full power punch from Spider-Man would be like taking a semi truck going at full speed to the face.

[@JargonMadjin]

According to a run-in with Hobgoblin, Spider-Man's punches are comparable to a mortar strike

[@cajs100]

Last dude must've met the Web of Shadows Spiderman. Damn

[@soilderzero2982]

please do How Spiderman Treats Enemies in his Games part 2. its a literal goldmine

[@darthmisogyny3828]

This about to cook after the venom suit gameplay lol

[@beastslayer2059]

“Tommy wasn’t even with me” had me dying for 30 minutes

[@budgetbrick5124]

when spiderman gets serious you're about to be sent to god same day shipping

[@darksythe2226]

so wait he beat this guy up for jaywalking and then TOLD him he killed his friend? sheesh

[@michaelscott6022]

"Yeah, Spiderman doesn't kill. All those people doing drug deals on rooftops that get caught in an air combo, and maybe they don't land back on the roof... I'm sure they're fine."

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

At the very least they were not feeling pain due to the drugs

[@redacted606]

The only thing that this is missing is the main villains. Venom: have you ever been exposed to sound waves? Goblin: yeah can't a scream from a little girl hurt you? Vulture: couldn't be me bro, like I'm a regular human and my weakness is the fact that I'm so smart I can make mecha wings but not cover the blind spot unless its those few times but... Goblin: your a legit worse version of me! I fired you once and you legit just copied me! Vulture: excuse me but I'm not that vulture I come from another universe, I had to run from my spiderman, he started murking my henchmen and legit had on a punisher spider suit. Rhino: wait- a punisher suit?! Like punisher-punisher?! Electro: man that's crazy man... I would run if I saw the punisher. And I have the ability to fry him but hes on that doom slayer type beat... Id be layed flat some how Kang: that's wild, but have you seen my lego game? I've had to deal with like... 3 or... Its alot of spidermen and women Venom: he has female variants!? Vulture: Jesus Christ its like you can't even step into other universes and be safe from these guys. Doc oc: yeah I mean... He straight up ran my shit once, he didn't talk, he just... Attacked... He didn't say a single word even when he exited... I stopped being a villain after that because if you genuinely piss him off, you better hope he fades you quick because there is no running from him when he goes wrath mode.

[@basementbrickfilms4821]

When he said tommy wasn’t even with my I died

[@NoGrayArea18]

Keep in mind that Spidey straight up punched the jaw off of scorpion with one hit. the man is ridiculously op

[@squashmallow2006]

UPDATE, now that Spider-Man 2 has been out for a while: "Tommy wasn't even with me! He had a family." Symbiote Spider-Man: They're next.

[@sheep9227]

2:37 my nigga still jumpin

[@indrainspace2601]

"What was he wearing" "An all black suit" Me:

[@fenrikmiraak2573]

What did spider man do to you? He didn't say anything. Every criminal in the world: TO THE MOON WE GO

[@FrostSoul-qs6kq]

Enemies : Bruh y'all talkin about all these webs but WHY THE PHUCC DID HE HAVE FLAMING WEBS ? THAT NIGGA GOT A DEADLY VERSION OF SILLY STRING THAT BURNS LIKE NAPALM ! WHY ? WHY DOES HE HAVE WEBBING THAT CATCHES FIRE ? IT WAS MAH BIRTHDAY INCIDENT ALL OVER AGAIN ! THE SILLY STRINGS ! THE FLAMES FROM THE CANDLES ! MAH TRAUMA ! Mah trauma bruh ...

[@GokuInfintysaiyan]

I am amazed you didn't mention that Miles can leap like 30ft into the air and Pete can do like 60. Pete is clearly the stronger and faster of the two, but Miles has the extra powers. Plus Pete uppercuts you like 15ft in the air and will slam you right back into the ground at that height. Dude droppin bodies

[@ownedmaxer607]

Miles has the advantage of the electrostatic boost to his powers, but peter's spider was spec out for 100% physical enhancement and a more reactive spider sense. Miles' new toys are useful against anyone but the OG who can sense him from a mile away, react faster, and hit harder.

[@guapotv1062]

The venom what killed me😂

[@brunowillich1837]

"It was an all black suit, no red..." Oh, there was red alright ☠️

[@brandonadrien3476]

I'm sure there's a goon 6 ft under somewhere because they were in the same store as Aunt May when she was grocery shopping... didn't even see her but was just in proximity

[@williambeck2372]

He LIGHTLY bumped into her and Spidey ran them hands.

[@dragonmaster2453]

“Oh, I’m trying to fly.” “Bro, you know you can’t fly.” “See that’s what I thought until I was pulled into an air combo for 30 FUCKING MINUTES!” Since when did Spider-Man become a fighting game?

[@ownedmaxer607]

See Web of Shadows; Aerial combos in that game go crazy.

[@sampro27black]

Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man was worse bro had extra arms to kick your ass and fully assault you and with the symbiote suit he’s not playing around he will slam you into a wall grab all of your friends at once and slam them to ground will full on explode (literally) and become jaws shoot you up in the air and either combo you or stuck you to the wall. Bro can now fully assault you with a barrage of kicks if your against a wall, you gonna be having bruises for weeks the guy can bounce you off concrete and proceed to swing kick combo you which consist of kicking you up into the air pulling you back to him and doing a rock lee flying lotus on you without the pile driver and if he has the BLACK SUIT ON your SCREWED BECAUSE HE HAS A RAGE MODE (that I’m not even gonna get into because of how devious scary, intimidating and nightmare fuel which will cause you to have ptsd of that same event playing in your mind over and over again). Meanwhile Miles morales can do all of that except with NEW electricity, bro can pull you in with his electricity full on kamehameha your ass, upper cut you into the shadow realm and while your up there defying gravity because your actually FLOATING THERE (if the move is fully upgraded) turn you into a mini nuke. The gadgets aren’t as crazy as before but it’s the abilities you really gotta worry about.

[@DDeeOh]

Back after Spider-Man 2 dropped, that Black Suit ain’t a joke 😂😂

[@ethanstedman5540]

bro the way he said the venom what was so damn funny 1:32

[@Swaggerboythe1derkidd]

Them: All Black?! Who dat? VENOM: We Are Venom 😈😈😈

[@nightmarez1667]

No

[@victorhale]

Me watching for the 4th time cuz my mind blanks out every time i hear “he didn’t say anything!” The second i heard “say,” i immediately thought “see this is why kingpin told you to worry about Spiderman MORE THAN THE COPS!!!”

[@dracosis802]

Hey let's not forget the fact that in one of the newer Spiderman games you have perks and special skills, I remember one time I became doom slayer just by equipping the perk which slows down time when you dodge effectively giving ultra instinct and the ability to do twice the amount of damage WHILE I WAS SUPERCHARGED and doing the special finishers which automatically takes down 1 or 2 more lower level enemies depending on which game and all those take downs happen in ONE BAR OF ENERGY and you have 3 IN TOTAL and the fact when you are in the later part of the game you increase the amount of energy generated which enables you to build up those 3 bars even faster (much faster if you have the auto energy generation ability skin) allowing you to repeat the process, oh did I mention that you can fling the henchmen off to their deaths if your on a high building.

[@huntercheadle2679]

Coming back to remember what Spider-Man did to Tommy after the gameplay trailer hits different 😮

[@bounty_hunter19]

When Spiderman stops cracking them jokes, you know somebody finna die😂😂😂💀

[@straightjacket308]

The air combo joke had me dying 🤣 The rage was so real!

[@kuchiku-kanzo759]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gmx06]

I don't know what's worse Running into Daredevil in a dark hallway Running into The Punisher in a dark alley Or running into Spider-Man when he's not talking

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

Running into all three at once is scarier than running into either of them individually.

[@kit_ts6087]

Running into Ghost Rider at all