How Star Wars Attack Of The Clones Should Have Ended

[@BlueTubePoland]

Anakin: Padme!!! Put the ship down! Obi-Wan: Anakin, she is covered in sand! Anakin: Nevermind...

[@BumblebeeZL11LE]

Yup if she was covered in sand leave her there I must

[@SerialDesignationR814]

Anakin Skywalker Hello

[@mikeor-]

Anakin never said he hated sand. I can quote the line from Episode II verbatim: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough... and it gets everywhere." He didn't say he hated sand.

[@rachael5928]

@@mikeor- it’s a joke

[@ComiccollectorGamer]

@@mikeor- yeah but he Doesn't hate it but he Doesn't like it

[@kylefrank638]

I lost it when Obi-Wan took a few swings at young Boba Fett. x-D "Back! BACKK!!1!"

[@stevenkang577]

wait the standard clone fell off the gunship with padme

[@kylefrank638]

... What does that have to do with my original comment?

[@BenWhite9311]

They make them clones savage.

[@audreyb7361]

I did too lol

[@AKaptijn94]

can i use your ship?

[@willmorris8198]

"Can I get a different Jedi? This one keeps giving me 'I want you' eyes." "No I wasn't!!!" I laughed so hard XD

[@BumblebeeZL11LE]

Wait what how did you find out😐

[@Alysa-Aiday]

*Palpatine:* "Execute Order 'Replay Clip'" *Me:* "Y- Yes, Milord." *Plays Episode 1 Yoda telling Anakin: "See through you, we can."*

[@cooleKinder]

Me in first grade be like: *No i wasn’t!!”

[@Mopehome]

🥴😁😁😁😁

[@DM-hq9gs]

All the Jedis are sitting on couches And Anakin is getting frisky with padme Ya Obi Wan is literally doing all the work

[@carcrashheart]

I KNOW!!! I mean, Obi Wan should have been the main character the whole time...

[@bobafett2205]

Back!! BACK!!!!

[@abubakrakram6208]

Cushions, not couches. Can't be over-utilizing modern comforts, can they? Gotta keep it _traditional,_ right?

[@rahulmenon9530]

@@carcrashheart he was the main character of the prequel trilogy

[@AndalusianPhilosopher]

Sums up Attack of the Clones pretty much😒🤷

[@ironberserk2175]

"he has this youngling with him..back, back!" lmfao 😂

[@dylann.6585]

IronBerserk ikr!!

[@thestrongs5228]

IronBerserk

[@Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan]

ALL of the jedi are busy?

[@CyberseDuelist35]

Yes, sit here on cushions we must.

[@Pegcity03]

😂👌 that part made me laugh too.

[@MrMattaiusify]

02:19 - This sketch is so brilliant XD "He has this youngling with him and they- BACK BACK!"

[@NilsHedstrom]

+Matt Eldridge yeah dude it was so funny i just bursted out of laugh xD

[@gega27tt]

i keep replaying that part and still cant get over it :'D "back back!"

[@bellaf4073]

"Could you maybe sent A LARGER ship?"

[@MrMattaiusify]

"No. No we can not."

[@NilsHedstrom]

Important jedi bussines we have!

[@DashCat9]

Episode III better have Anakin running around super excited that he's going to have children.

[@noahfortner2]

Yes! XD

[@ronakroy]

I have children clone troopers! I have children R2! ...

[@arianayael1]

+DashCat9 Yes, please!!!!

[@Tonypikmin]

+Ronak Roy "I'm going to have children, dead younglings!"

[@kylepessell1350]

+Tonypikmin Oh god...please no. He is so excited that he is going to have children that he tries to kill his wife and then after he finds out he has children...he tries to make them evil space wizards and when they refuse he tries to kill them. Everything a loving Father could do.

[@ThanksHermione]

Anakin must've really loved Padme since he jumped out to save her in a place covered in sand.

[@iambotonalperson280]

I still hate it

[@javierarias616]

Bruh...

[@captain_dsz6049]

its funny when thor said hed do the same thing cuz both their gfs are natalie portman

[@katiehelms8903]

The sand did what he couldnt: saved padme

[@gabrielh7517]

I. Never. REALIZED!

[@EthalaRide]

The voice acting for during the "I hate them," scene was top notch! Holy crap.

[@CyrilSmithVA]

+EthalaRide it was dead on

[@rickparry255]

+Cyril Smith VA Ba doom tsh

[@Ambrose_TNJ]

+Cyril Smith VA That pun left me speechless.

[@jmationanimation1441]

+EthalaRide I mean nobody in there right mind would stay with a guy like that hahahahaha! just absolutely perfect xD

[@jbvader721]

+EthalaRide Better than the actual movie.

[@debbieblackman3650]

Obi Wan's "I'm really doing all the work, aren't I?" Is so true. Obi Wan did most of the hard work in the prequels

[@mudd7779]

He's the literal reason the clones became active

[@Tombr4mb4]

@@mudd7779 dooku would have activated them regardless

[@typo1345]

All the Clone Wars: Jedi master Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker have been assigned yet again!!

[@carcrashheart]

Nope. He did ALL of the hard work

[@shotq8070]

obi wan is the prequels

[@jongilbertson2106]

“Important Jedi business we have. Sit here on cushions we must.”

[@snoke5949]

🤣😂😅 that's why every Jedi died !! Too much business

[@PittsburghSonido]

It’s not “cushions”, it’s “COUUUUUshins!”

[@KJAJ12]

LOL

[@mrhitech6742]

I thought he said “Coroscant”.

[@thesmilingman7576]

And meditate for practice of fighting we are

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

"I'm really am doing all of the work aren't I?"

[@xanderm6090]

"Hmmm.. yes"

[@anitejmishra8836]

Yes, yes you are.

[@ArtStar1996]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Why didn’t you just do what happened in this video in the first place? 😓

[@raferalstonisgoat4457]

"Oh its you? Another happy landing"

[@zegpath81]

Yes

[@gopi9605]

"Tell me more about sand" "Really" "Heck no"

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

"Yeah, can I get a new Jedi? This one keeps giving me 'i want you' eyes."

[@hayleyneal942]

blue-eyed fangirl no I wasn't

[@starwarsstoof9568]

blue-eyed fangirl "no I wasn't!"

[@masterm537]

This is so freaking weird ani hahaha

[@echosdatacore2056]

Gopi, Lol

[@Xecnalxes]

I thought Mace was going to say, "And being the peacekeepers that we are, we decided to finish the construction and use it for the Republic instead!"

[@ericjernberg1279]

Sounds a little like the what United states would have done

[@Xecnalxes]

+Eric Jernberg Absolutely 😂

[@brandongarcia1349]

I. Th. They some nukes and crap man Japan got Boombed by American Isoos

[@moonlightdrown9366]

Xecnalxes that is the Jedi way

[@gibbs615]

You know they wouldn't have done something like that! lol

[@whutzat]

"Sit here on cushions, we must" - I busted out laughing!

[@w00ds98]

whutzat "see master, he has this youngling with him- BACK BACK" *swings around with lightsaber* Thats what got me xD

[@robertbaur3145]

busted out laughing you did hmmmm

[@rainbowrunner1550]

I thought he said "sit here on Coruscaunt we must."

[@kalikugelman5466]

"But you see theres a problem! He has this youngling with him and BACK! BACK!!!" This line made me laugh so hard.

[@ethanwalsh116]

When boba ran up to obi-wan and obi-wan batted him away with the lightsaber I almost shit my pants laughing.

[@DrMcSpankus]

me 2

[@sturmtruppenelite3247]

Same

[@nightlingpandemoniummalefi6806]

Its actually GI gon jin

[@epic-fictionalprojects4394]

lmao that was the funniest part in this vid

[@alexanderjones9572]

Ethan Walsh Would have been good if Jar Jar had been there too. "Obi, Exceese me, Mesa moi moi need to talk to you!"

[@jasonfischer8946]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered where Jango was going to sit.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

“I don’t think he’s going to sit on my lap all the way back to Coruscant.” Believe it or not, the novelization of Episode 3 has a variation of this between Obi-Wan and Yoda. The two are making plans to go back to Coruscant and find out what happened, and they realized that between Grevious’s single person starfighter and Yoda’s escape pod, they only have one working ship. Obi-Wan then proceeds to awkwardly ask, “Well, I suppose if you don’t mind riding on my lap…” Bail Organa then proceeds to save them from the awkwardness by saying that he’s been summoned back to Coruscant and can give them a lift.

[@ArmouredProductions]

The obi-wan on Kamino part was the best. "BACK BACK!" XD

[@CyrilSmithVA]

+Exonaut Productions I laughed so hard when i saw that.

[@DanishCamp]

+Exonaut Productions Yoda's laugh was freaking hilarious! xD

[@berenscott8999]

+Exonaut Productions Dude, so, in the Star Wars world, if you send a Jedi to find an assassin, the only way it can go is death? Because he doesn't have room for the person or body, that also means he has to leave the dead body wherever he finds it. I never stopped to think about how illogical Star Wars is.

[@idontcarewhatname123]

+Beren Scott I think they usually can call for backup or a bigger ship lol but I see where you're going

[@berenscott8999]

hi It's like a cop car with only one seat for the driver. :P

[@skytg7739]

"ehm..execute order 66.." "yes mylord, as soon as we are deployed from the factory.."

[@beneddiected]

I mean they were already deployed. But only some of them maybe

[@xpstfives4659]

@@beneddiected with a million more to come

[@ndhickson3599]

@@xpstfives4659 🌧️

[@blueshit199]

why didn't palpatine simply create the clones and issue order 66 right away

[@FrankyTorres-h7t]

At least anakin would be on Jedi side this time

[@rickmatsokotere2251]

"Sit here on cushions we must!" 😂😂

[@billboardbraggins2062]

ahihihihihi

[@spidergwenstarwars6504]

"I'm really doing all the work aren't I?"

[@vamsisonti3446]

hahaha

[@whendinosaursruledtheearth9298]

Ir

[@fangameempire]

Have they killed Jar Jar in all 3 prequel HISHEs?

[@bk_zero0]

After Master Windu exposed the Death Star and Palpatine said “Execute order 66” they also should’ve said: “Also, we found some chip in the clones which were filed to kill us, and of course... we took it out of every single one obviously” then Palpatine would just give up at that point

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

You literally covered EVERY SINGLE COMPLAINT I had in that movie.

[@exoscoriae]

+nick gillett that makes you the movies biggest fan then. Less than 10 complaints? You must be Lucas himself.

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

Anthony Quarm I'll rephrase; every MAJOR complaint. I still hate a lot more elements in the movie.

[@Spin0saure]

+nick gillett so what is your favourite movie from the whole series then ?

[@TheMinecraftMan757]

+nick gillett Aren't they talented that way. ;D

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

Spin0saure Return of the Jedi

[@bredstuff2085]

"Tell me more about sand..." "Really?"

[@sanderschaijk2835]

I hate sand its cours rough and irritating and it always gets in my lego leggs so i cant move.

[@bredstuff2085]

@@sanderschaijk2835 Tell me about it

[@darksidious4971]

*HECK NO* !!! THIS IS FREAKING WEIRD Guys Fawkes !

[@BumblebeeZL11LE]

old school gamer really want me to give you a whole list about sand

[@ThomasTheCowboy]

Hek no

[@xxlCortez]

That Samuel L Jackson impression was way too perfect.

[@TheInsensitiveAsshole]

+xxlCortez Agreed.

[@tytebben]

Amen

[@h8GW]

That Yoda giggle finally has a worthy opponent.

[@roben1649]

"He has this young ling with him and they- BACK BACK!" LOL

[@minionfan1024]

they aren't exactly cooperating. Plus I have only one seat on my ship so...I don't think he's going to sit on my lap all the way back to coruscant.

[@thegeek4720]

I died when Obi wan was just swatting away boba fett like a dog with his lightsaber

[@CarlosGomez-gj5tg]

Anakin jumping onto sand to save Padmé? That's love

[@levifout60882]

Palpatine : " You did WHAT?! ,oh I mean that's good, heh heh, execute order 66! "

[@SlimeBaton]

Lol look at ur likes on ur comment 66 execute order 66 lol

[@JamesLandon]

Padme: "Please don't look at me like that." Ani: "Why not?" Padme: "It makes me feel uncomfortable." Ani: "Sorry, m'lady." Padme: "Ugh! That makes it worse!" . . . "Yeah. Can I get a different Jedi? This one keeps giving me 'I want you' eyes." Ani: "No, I wasn't!"

[@benjisaac]

+Qui-Gon Jinn Hi Qui-Gon. What's it like being a ghost? Obi-Wan sat down in ROTJ so I guess it's tiring.

[@benjisaac]

***** And he didn't even listen when your voice called out telling him to stop killing Tusken Raiders.

[@askredditquestions967]

+James Landon woah! we watched the same video????

[@NínaÞorbjörgÁrnadóttir]

That was my favorite part

[@laurenbegg41]

that was funny jameslandon

[@TheMSupreme42]

Episode III HISHE: - Dooku blows Palpatine's cover before Anakin kills him. - Jedi are suspicious of Palpatine, bugs his office and wires Anakin since he's their spy. - Mace gathers WAY more Jedi from the temple to arrest Palpatine. - Yoda and Obi Wan gang up on Palpatine in the senate together before going after Anakin. - Anakin jumps further along the volcanic hill instead of jumping directly over Obi Wan. God I feel the characters had more opportunities in that film than they deserve!

[@TheJigsawGod]

Too many plot holes!

[@TheMeanMongoose]

+TheMSupreme Someone's been watching Mr. Plinkett's reviews. ( :

[@TheSpiralProgression]

+TheMSupreme I got one more: *Anakin:* Padame whats wrong? *Padame:* Ani, Im Pregnent. *Anakin:* WHAT!!! This is wonderfull!!! Hey Clone Troopers Im having a son! Hey Jedi Im having a son! Hey Palpatine Im having a Son! Hey Wall Im having a son! Hey Spaceship Im having a son!

[@Xylarxcode]

+TheMSupreme Obi-Wan and Yoda ganging up on Palpatine would have just gotten Obi-Wan killed. You saw what Palpatine did to those 3 Jedi Masters when Mace tried to arrest him and Obi-Wan is not more skilled then they are. He'd literally just chop Obi-Wan down and then proceed to the real duel with Yoda.

[@TheMSupreme42]

We'll never know...

[@urinumber10]

“so I SLAUGHTERED tHeM LiKe AnImAls.. I HATE THEM” *slowly backs away* “Oooooooookaaayyy.. I I left something on my ship” *bolts it* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@universalgatorade4823]

You did what?!?!

[@shade08538]

Uri Mafate The reason i think that she stayed was Anakin unknowingly using Jedi mind tricks

[@piercelindenberg6842]

I am a Cinderblock That’s not a bad theory. Padme is a fairly strong-minded individual, but given how powerful Anakin is, it’s possible that he influenced her in some way.

[@ThisHandleSystemCanGetNicked]

That's what any normal person would do in that situation. There are too many instances where the Jedi should have been like "uh, okay, red flag here, this guy is a ticking time bomb".

[@BumblebeeZL11LE]

If she did that I would be stuck on a sand planet forever😐

[@mrsundaymovies]

This makes Attack Of The Clones worth watching.

[@willieodea4941]

#starwarsjacketspeculation

[@brendan5524]

Mr Sunday!!!!

[@e.egames2050]

I'm listening to your podcast like at this moment

[@voesten64]

#starwarsjacketconfirmation

[@rodrigocastro3394]

sup mr goat man Solo

[@christophergrant3596]

My sister said Attack of the Clones was her favorite Star Wars movie because of the "romance." She's been missing for a week.

[@SaithMasu12]

+Christopher Grant but cant you see? itsss sooooo rOOhhhmanticeee. Because all we giiiirls care about is talking about guys, their ass and their dick. The plot? Hell NO! The effects? Hell NO! The fights and battles? Hell No! Justin Bieber. YEaaaah.

[@peveral4246]

You did well, Christopher. Now go to all the JB concerts. Do what must be done...

[@sirfishe9949]

+Christopher Grant jango fight was the best part of the film. Plus the clones battling the droids, Prehaps yoda fighting to because it was so funny lol

[@christophergrant3596]

***** I only moved forward natural events hehehehehe.

[@christophergrant3596]

xxx_jhong _xxx I will not hesitate or show mercy.

[@teridax2177]

Jar Jar = human shield

[@raw7504]

Noah Whiteman *gungan shield

[@harizirfan5117]

Noah Whiteman you wear gungan shield right

[@CraZCraft]

He's a gungan gun shield

[@sherlockstrange1693]

pietro:hold my beer

[@cydonut7651]

why not he's pretty thick in both ways

[@agexcitementstudios4343]

I literally watched this the other day and thought to myself, "How the heck is Padme okay with him saying that?" and "Why doesn't he just throw the pillar at Count Dooku and save us all some trouble?" This video sums up everything perfectly!

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"The pain is so bad!" Not as bad as the frickin' _dialogue!_ God!

[@moonlightdrown9366]

lazyperfectionist1 George LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND A LITTLE BIT OF BAD DIALOGEU WE CAN FORGIVE HIM FOR THAT

[@ryuuotaku35]

lazyperfectionist1 Lmao 😆

[@davidhatcher7016]

lazyperfectionist1 ifkr

[@liar2k5]

Moonlight Drown no..

[@koffykrispy5322]

Anakin did have really bad social skills

[@Owen02_]

OMG THE BOUNTY HUNTER PART WHERE HE SAYS BACK BACK IS TOO FUNNY XD

[@WooZIE997]

+SUPERSTORM owen XD oh shit man i choked on some pop when that part came up!

[@jesseb26]

SUPERSTORM owen hi

[@sheikhu1039]

SUPERSTORM owen like d kids were savages lmaoo😂😂😂

[@SDfan2002]

SUPERSTORM owen My thoughts exactly.

[@youwayo]

Naaahhh

[@ecmgbt9]

1:56 "Heck no! This is freakin' weird, Ani!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@markguardiana600]

The voice actor was like a America - African girl.

[@firesocius9309]

Tell me more about sand.

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

Anakin: "it's Dooku, shoot him down!" Clone pilot: "we're out of rockets, sir" Anakin: "b*tch you have lasers, blast him!" Clone pilot: "oh, right" *shoots Dooku with lasers*

[@abramsullivan7764]

Damn they should've used laser in the film.

[@kingnamor777]

@@abramsullivan7764 They should've used that comment in this scene/script in the KZbin video.

[@Alysa-Aiday]

True dat!

[@edmontonboy99]

Maybe the clones were ordered by Sidious not to reign fire on Count Dooku in any way? But were also ordered not to look like they’re trying not to reign fire on Count Dooku.

[@person8203]

The thing that bugged me about the prequels was just how useless the Jedi were at literally everything they were meant to be responsible for. - failed to detect the sith - were going to disregard anakin even though he was seemingly quite important and then reluctantly let him be trained by Obi Wan, someone with no previous experience as a mentor. Why not give him to windu or yoda? - 4 master jedi got beat by palpatine, they didn't bring any form of backup, and they failed to inform anyone in the senate as to what was going on - none of the Jedi had any idea about the clone army. In all those years not once did they get wind of an entire clone army being created in their name. You'd think at some point they'd get a phone call or invoice or something. - nobody noticed an order within the clones protocols that said, 'kill all jedi'

[@jordankeffer7824]

I believe the Jedi ignorance was intentional. The Jedi had rule for centuries and had become far too arogant for their own good. They had become corrupt and blind to their surrounding which led to the rise of the sith

[@NomastiAfricanWarlord]

+person8203 The clones apparently have some sort of microchip in their brain that makes them want to kill the Jedi. Order 66 is basically just mass mind control of all the clone troopers. The Jedi couldn't sense that because not even the clone troopers knew that they would one day be ordered to kill all the Jedi. Though that does beg the question as to how such a microchip even got into the clone troopers brains without anybody who isn't working for Palpatine finding out. Like were there no Senate inspectors or anything? You'd think they would be very careful as to how their soldiers are being mass produced. The Jedi Temple was built around a sith artifact, therefore Palaptine is able to conceal his true nature while he's there. Yeah the Jedi probably should have did a better job training Anakin. Also yeah i'm nto sure how Palpatine murders 3 Jedi Masters that quickly. No matter how skilled he is, they should have been at least able to survive more than 10 seconds. If not, how in the hell was Master Windu able to beat Palpatine then?? Are they saying Mace Windu is far stronger then 3 Jedi Masters combined? The fuck?

[@ZorotheGallade]

+person8203 It's called the "Everything had gone to shit at the beginning of the original trilogy so pretty much all the good guys had to suck at their job to make it possible"...thing.

[@aaronhapgood6383]

+ZorotheGallade basically cartoons are much awesomer and realy dissappoint you once you see them fighting fo realsies

[@cjcampbell4799]

+Skyrim Guard not very many people know this but palpatine defeated The 2 jedi easily because he used force scream. When he jumped towards them you heard him screaming, that was force scream. It disorients those caught within his vicinity. They were all disoriented by it, but he went for the 2 jedi first and by the time he came for windu and the green guy, the effects were gone.

[@ultimateaura7629]

when I saw the fight between Yoda and Dooku for the first time I was literally thinking the same like throw that damn thing on his ship

[@ultimateaura7629]

I. Th. True

[@oriinthesky]

IKR

[@free8704]

Ikr, dumbest part of the whole movie haha. Best part of this video.

[@graddeos]

actually while Yoda was struggling to hold that Pillar, douku could have easily just slice him down with his Lightsaber...

[@quartzium837]

free8704 People aren't affected by it unless you force-choke them AKA The dark side

[@thegamemaster2000]

JAR JAR has 10 years experience being an ambassador. What do you mean he has zero experience?!?!

[@nchldmn]

+Deadlylyon15 Because "the ability to speak does not make you intelligent." Kinda like obama...

[@manchesterunitedno7]

+Animovie Ratchet Well, thank you for revealing the entire disability of GOP candidates.

[@nchldmn]

...and the evilness of Liberals :)

[@Darkscythez]

+Animovie Ratchet From my point of view the conservatives are evil!

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

+Animovie Ratchet True tho.

[@riottking2517]

My favorite part is when he said, he ahhh, he has this youngling with him & they...... Back, back 😂😂😂

[@PollutedIndian]

Riott King you mean BACK BACK!!!!!!!!!

[@thomascochran7907]

"I mean nobody in their right mind would stay with a guy like that right?"More people than you think Padme, more people than you think.

[@LeviPaladin]

+Thomas Cochran "Right mind" is the operative phrase.

[@thomascochran7907]

+Levi Paladin Just because someone stays with a person that's violent doesn't make them crazy. Are you saying that all women in abusive relationships are crazy?

[@LeviPaladin]

Thomas Cochran No, but neither are drunk drivers. They're just not in their right mind.

[@thomascochran7907]

+Levi Paladin Being with someone who is violent does not make you less intelligent being drunk does.

[@LeviPaladin]

Thomas Cochran So your argument is that it's right minded to do stupid things?

[@foorocker91]

I laughed way harder at Obi-Wan saying back back at young Boba than I should have lol.

[@intellinetful]

I almost died laughing at that part!

[@NilsHedstrom]

+foorocker same here he is just like!"But you se, there is a problem" "He has this youngling and..... Back, back away!" It was so funny xD

[@thesilverbanshee9020]

I just read that comment when that part came up.

[@gerdekan]

Anakin probably hates Thor, & padme probably gets confused when Thor calls her Jane

[@illuwariaa]

True

[@cameron2333]

Jedi: destroys Death Star plans Palpatine: what??? Orders clones to execute order 66 like 5 hours after being deployed for the first time

[@netbotcl586]

he is not the chancellor yet, and without emergency power it has to be approved by the senate.

[@HockeyRiveNord]

@@netbotcl586 he is the chancelor, since TPM, but he doesn't have Emergency powers - and since Jar Jar is dead, it won't be him giving it.

[@gearthehuman2115]

@@HockeyRiveNord so, who is it?

[@TheMabster5008]

You did what! "Execute order 66" 😂

[@markguardiana600]

Ikr, its just the beginning of the war then the Order was issused too early

[@puggleone]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leemarcus-archive1994]

Anyone notice at 1:02 that Padme actually PUSHES Jar Jar back into Jango's bullets as he tries to run. Straight up murder!

[@kylecampbell565]

Qui Gon did the same thing the previous HISHE

[@noahfortner2]

+Kyle Campbell who's gonna do it in RotS HISHE??

[@harryvrentas6359]

+Adam Lee well Jar Jar did murder the star wars prequels so I guess he got what was coming to him

[@RANDOMASIANGUY1]

+Noah Fortner no in RoTS hishe jar jar will be revealed to be the ultimate Sith Lord

[@tylerco8047]

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing I know I would've

[@Squidwidge]

4:16 I see a couple of E.T. in the background there XD

[@budmeister]

+Keaton Knippel I saw Alf.

[@ggt47]

+budmeister I saw spock

[@stalrore]

+Keaton Knippel I saw xenomorph

[@CountZero78]

+Keaton Knippel I see Prawns and Xenomorphs too.

[@robertbiebrich4489]

The ET are actually in the movie!

[@MasterBomer]

Anakin: Ok then see yaaaaaaa Thor: I would've done the same thing True,Jane Foster and Padme are both acted by Natalie Portman 😂

[@c.o7993]

That is the joke

[@duotheowl]

Thank u for explaining the joke literally nobody needed it

[@giantstorm0125]

Yeah but Thor could’ve flown back up after

[@karstenschoenberg9736]

She's a better padme though

[@Luqum]

Imagine Hayden playing Thor "I hate sand"

[@douglasmurphy1113]

0:44 that probably would've stopped the entire slaughter of the Jedi and prevented the Empire from rising

[@jianxiongchen5875]

Douglas Murphy The

[@jg-zp9ft]

Douglas Murphy

[@khorkienjoo5292]

Douglas Murphy Why's that?

[@rottmanjr8986]

khor kienjoo bc the emperor turned him by saying he could stop padme (his wife) by dieing by child birth

[@ishall3866]

Douglas Murphy I think you mean the Jar Jar scene right?

[@lordathenion]

2:29 - 2:35 this just killed me

[@louisdnd934]

BACK BACK !!!

[@MysticDYT]

What you guys didn't know is that Jar Jar was the sith that made her make him in charge, with force tricks....ALL HAIL JAR JAR, THE REAL SITH LORD.

[@nizownis]

+Mystic Dragon Gaming™ He is Jar Jar so... *he still sucks*

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

+Mystic Dragon Gaming™ So, Lucas was right. Jar Jar _was_ the key to all of this.

[@ratfucke]

You know his the main villain in the new movie i know this because my uncle's only sister's husband's only son told me his my best friend so i trust

[@ratfucke]

+amir201233 him

[@fartzinwind]

+Just Some Guy with a Mustache Lucas was the Sith Lord commanding the minds of millions of Star Wars fans to go see not only 1, but 3 shitty movie. It was one thing when we went to episode 2 thinking, well maybe this one will suck less, but didn't learn the lesson and still went to 3. Jar Jar was the key, he was the sign that Lucas finally went off the deep end, but we all ignored that and followed him down the rabbit whole of caffeine induced dementia.

[@thedeadlypanda1250]

*All 10,000+ jedi sitting on cushions intensifies*

[@connorross4571]

9,998 Jedi. Cause Obi-Wan and Anakin are not in the Jedi temple.

[@jesser9932]

HISHE, you should remake some of your older videos, if only for aesthetic reasons. I think they'd be a lot cooler with the production value the newer ones have.

[@HowItShouldHaveEnded]

We've actually been talking about making a "special edition" of the original Star Wars HISHE for that very reason. :) ... Hopefully someday.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

+How It Should Have Ended As Palpatine say, "DO IT"

[@stacyhall5185]

+Glenn “Padawan4” Gomez THANK YOU

[@jesser9932]

How It Should Have Ended That would be amazing!

[@MichaelRainey]

+How It Should Have Ended You want to "George Lucas" your own videos? Are you nuts?!

[@simplygod1035]

Palpatine: Execute Order 66 Clone Trooper: Yes sir Palpatine: Good *Clone trooper calls the Jedi Order*

[@paradoxed-515]

Xelerity it's a chip that's activate it. Order 66 clone are basically mind controlled clonea

[@WildWestFan67]

Paradoxed-5 r/wooooosh

[@senaykaraman618]

@@paradoxed-515 r/woosh

[@saphrodite1]

'Tell me more about sand!'

[@saphrodite1]

'You will be expelled from the Jedi Order!' *Thinks* 'Okay then, see ya!'

[@MrSaints74]

+Emily Beranek and Thor pops up I would have done the same thing lol.

[@bobafett2205]

He has this youngling and he- BACK! BACK!!

[@xsmaleficent7507]

“ I’m really doing all of the work aren’t I ”

[@aftonsandco.9847]

And your the youngling

[@iphito7539]

Anakin would like to know your location

[@mr.fantastic6568]

And gets what You are back!

[@MrScaryPasta]

" You see he has this youngling with him and back back! " 😂😂😂😂😂 Bobafett is a pest!

[@einsteinhsss]

LMAO!!! Obi Wan doing all the work and the jedis sitting comfortably in the cusions..

[@moonlightdrown9366]

Haroon Shareef that wouldn't happen if he was in the Sith

[@khorkienjoo5292]

I wonder what are they doing just sitting on those cushions

[@totalhufflepuff203]

@@khorkienjoo5292 Important Jedi business.

[@stanislausklim7794]

Sitting on cushions and chin-stroking are VERY important!!!

[@DedricSilva]

Gotta love Yoda trolling Obi Wan. LOL

[@brussell639]

Whoever is doing samuel l jackson's voice is nailing it. Spot on.

[@eirikmarthinsen3850]

Thank god for clone war series redeeming Anakin as a character.

[@conradojavier]

+Pasan Etternavn too bad He reverts back to a Whiny Bitch once Ahsoka left the Temple.

[@eirikmarthinsen3850]

True.. but at least we got to see the great Jedi he was supposed to be rather than Haiden's whiny face.

[@masterDarts4188]

+Conrado Javier Hey that was a heart filled moment. Anakin and Ahsoka had a great dynamic and they grew to care about each other over the years. Way better then him and Padame in my opinion.

[@conradojavier]

Hannibal Rasberry Snips is basically what the Ex-Naboo Queen SHOULD have been.

[@masterDarts4188]

Conrado Javier That maybe so. however, I actually found myself relating more to Anakin and Ahsoka's relationship then I did with Anakin and Padame. The scene where Ahsoka left the council was really hard, Anakin stood by her and even cleared her name. But at the end of the day, it still wasn't enough to keep her from leaving. And in the process it showed Anakin how he really didn't agree with the ways of the Jedi council. It was really good foreshadowing.

[@themonopolyguy4365]

Lol I love the way they make Anikin/Vader mock "NOOOOOO!!" all the time.

[@MrTsWorld831]

0:44

[@AJUniverse]

Should have just been a one second video of nothing, because this movie should have ended before it started.

[@Enchie]

Why?

[@AJUniverse]

jthedog Because this movie is poorly written, and contains more plot holes than it does meaningful contributions to Star Wars lore.

[@jaspermorrisey630]

+jthedog coz it sucks

[@Thewhiteboatman]

I was just about to say that

[@KitsyX]

+AJ Universe But if it doesn't exist that causes an issue with a just as big [a] hole in the Star Wars timeline... Well... Mostly... Either way, I still think a better replacement would be better than it simply being deleted and that part never happening in any form.

[@namename7221]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who found Anakin's unwanted romantic advances creepy and intrusive. You know the portrayal of their relationship is bad when the animated version makes a more convincing couple than the live action actors. Edit: I think I should add here that I don't have an issue with Hayden Christensen or Nathalie Portman considering they tried their best to work with the terribly written dialogue and directions given too them.

[@lazyproductions8005]

Michael Zahabi Finally someone speaks the truth

[@r2-kt743]

Name Name me too I don’t blame them

[@VinVonVoom]

To be fair, the Han-Leia romance was pretty creepy too, especially considering Han's 35 and Leia's 19, but still, it could have been handled better.

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@VinVonVoom nah, it was great. You are just weird. Like, Han's age is never stated.

[@VinVonVoom]

@@wenbluepirate3954 I just think it feels a little too rapey, especially that first kiss.

[@vulpixsmi]

Is The Joke Regarding Thor at the end because Natalie Portman played both Padme & Jane Foster?

[@davesteller6301]

probably

[@HejaWolf]

It must be! There's no other way! But either way, it's so funny!

[@thegreatherox]

or because he did the same manouver in TDW

[@phoenix-9094]

It's a reference to the Thor HISE

[@joeydecocq9516]

Edward no it's just because that's what he did in Dark World I think

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

The more I think about it, the more I think that they'll actually reveal Jar Jar to be that new Sith Lord to get the same reaction that revealing Darth Vader's identity did.

[@SamWoodward3799]

+Just Some Guy with a Mustache Lucas plsssssss

[@itheGuillen]

+THE DARKEST KNIGHT he's talking about Supreme Leader Snoke. He's played by Andy Serkis. It's a possibility because nobody has any idea what he looks like but I think he's mostly CGI.

[@itheGuillen]

+THE DARKEST KNIGHT I honestly don't know much about the EU but it was confirmed awhile ago that he was playing a character named Supreme Leader Snoke. Supreme Leader Snoke is the main villain of the new trilogy if I recall correctly. Here's some information on him: starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Snoke

[@itheGuillen]

+THE DARKEST KNIGHT if it helps we know almost nothing about his character. Only thing we've gotten about him is his narration in the Force Awakens teaser.

[@arikhostetler3013]

Jar jar is supreme leader snoke.

[@RobertRdg]

the animation and voice actor for anikan were 100x better than Hadyen Christansin

[@thibaldus3]

+Colossusblock Nope. The voice actor was pretty bland actually.

[@SuperDonutGaming]

+thibaldus3 I thought It was actually pretty spot on.

[@thibaldus3]

SuperDonut He was alright. He lacked the range of HaydenChristensen concerning emotions.

[@thibaldus3]

commandershadebetter I'm a riot

[@chrisheyburn1546]

+commandershadebetter what the fuck dude And I thought the voice acting was really good But it wasn't like it was hayden's fault, the writing made bland acting out of samuel l jackson

[@BoltBlades12]

“Put the ship down” “But she’s all covered in sand” “Good point”

[@blueflameking]

doesn't anybody else just love how like 90% of Anakin's lines are word for word from the movie

[@rectanglewithacne7675]

I like the way Yoda is like "Sit here on cushions, we must!" and then he fights with Dooku.

[@mark4tesla]

Yoda: Hundreds of years of training, struggles to life a beam. Rey: Almost zero training and lifts hundreds of rocks like they're nothing. MaRey Sue.

[@VinVonVoom]

Which is why I have a problem with this video, Yoda couldn't have Rey'd the pillar into Dooku, Obi-Wan knew full well that his armour was there, sand people are irredeemable torturers, murderers and kidnappers, Padme recruits Jar-Jar because they need a gungan official, Obi-Wan was in a personal investigation to figure out the sith plot and Jango was under orders to keep Padme alive due to playing a vital part in Anakin's fall. They would know all of this if you actually watch to the movie.

[@abubakrakram6208]

Might have something to do with Rey being young at her prime, while Yoda was a good century over his expected lifespan.

[@pranjalagarwal3599]

@@VinVonVoom this explains so much!!...guess I need to rewatch prequels

[@VinVonVoom]

@@pranjalagarwal3599 Well, some of what I said isn't said explicitly in the movies but all other sources and thinking it through a bit more would make you realise them.

[@siyacer]

@@abubakrakram6208 meaning Yoda had a century longer to train

[@octoling6479]

2:29 But you see, there’s a problem! He uh… he has this youngling with him and they… Back! Back!

[@zoomerjack5435]

Execute Order 67! Wait a minute, that doesn't sound like Order 67--wait, yes it does, I meant to say Order 68. Execute Order 68!

[@VicEntity]

Jackson Howard 66*

[@carnage2512]

Jackson Howard Robot chicken

[@VicEntity]

Ghost no I never watched this show...

[@RealSkutti]

nah what am i doing man, this is the end, this is the end.

[@tycurry4953]

Jackson Howard no... executed order 69

[@ThePoptartster]

IGN 10/10 It's like Skyrim with lightsabers.

[@ThePoptartster]

***** The best similarity, but I'm not sure how many people know they are called blasters. ^.^

[@ThePoptartster]

***** You mean the bowcaster? XD

[@ThePoptartster]

***** Chewbacca's weapon: bowcaster Assumed that's what you were referencing. >.

[@ThePoptartster]

***** Which was why I chose lightsabers over blasters.

[@ThePoptartster]

***** EA seems to own the rights to most Star Wars games.. and EA is evil so I won't tell you what they are. If you want to join the Darkside then you can Google it. :P

[@Crazylegs677]

Some people forget. Jar jar was a certified senator/Representative of the republic.

[@floriandefrocourt9175]

Crazylegs677

[@jadeiverson7721]

Crazylegs677 in witch they where evil and killed the republic

[@fullmetalgamer6062]

But he's Jar Jar. So, she's going to ask anyone else to do the job.

[@LadyOnikara]

@@fullmetalgamer6062 I love Jar Jar, but I agree even C-3PO could've done a better job, or even random Jawa number 397.

[@JarJarbinkus]

So is missa ! Missa is free senator and funnyest member of senate, off Coruscant.

[@SJMJ91]

"Tell me more about sand." "Really?" "Heck no!" Died. 😂

[@CaptainMaggott]

"Sit here on cushions we must." LOL XD

[@BruceWayne-qc5sz]

"Sit here on cushions we must." 3:02 I died from laughter!

[@CyrilSmithVA]

Yeah why didnt Yoda do that?!

[@kylecampbell565]

Or better yet pull the JEDI out of the way if it was too heavy

[@Name-gp8xf]

+Kyle Campbell And, wasn't Yoda able to lift the X-Wing in Empire Strikes Back with only a finger? Then how come a pillar is nearly too heavy. I would imagine a pillar would weigh less than an X-Wing.

[@kylecampbell565]

Well that was 25 years later maybe he wasn't strong enough yet and spent the 22 years in hiding training

[@SuperMrPoly]

+Cyril Smith VA I have a bigger problem with that scene. Yoda puts away his lightsaber and focuses all his energy on the pillar. WHY THE HELL DID DOOKU NOT STAB HIM RIGHT THERE? Why would he run away when there was ample opportunity to just finish Yoda off nice and easy?

[@TheStRyder91]

+Cyril Smith VA Midichlorians or some shit - George Lucas

[@nickplayz7-114]

“BACK BACK!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingnamor777]

Lol

[@MrTsWorld831]

2:34

[@MrFedoraFilm]

Please do "How Revenge of he Sith Should Have Ended" please.

[@davidsmith3949]

Anakin uses protection.

[@spiller280]

+Johnny Doe That's more like how the entire original trilogy didn't exist though. 😂

[@walkingcubkid]

+MrFedoraFilm he will. it'll be a while though cause he wants to do other videos.

[@nvrules27]

They are working on it right now.

[@JAN2MARS]

It's out now!

[@SUPERIANMAN]

I was really hoping Jango would say "Your welcome!" after he shot Jar Jar to death.

[@nateyj11]

+SUPERIANMAN "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in joy as one was suddenly silenced."

[@jamesphelan5523]

+nateyj11 Noice

[@eggo1541]

Why does everyone hate Jar Jar?

[@darwinxavier3516]

+Adriel Allouche You really have to ask? You enjoy his whiny voice and stupidity?

[@JazukaiX]

+SUPERIANMAN You're*

[@alexbasha0508]

'He has this youngling with him and they...BACK! BACK!' LMAO!!

[@wolfmoonwalker6553]

Obi Wan: "I don't think he's going to sit on my lap all the way back to Coruscant. *DYING*

[@DocESARobsidianbruk]

This really was the Padme show.

[@Morfeusm]

Right you do have.

[@nchldmn]

+DocESAR MC It's funny she changed a costume in every scene!

[@Brione30]

I just got that "HISHE" stands for "How It Should Have Ended". "I'm a slow learner."

[@01Danni10]

Hahaha! So Thor appeared because Jane Foster fell from the Clone copter" lol XD

[@ProducerYousiff]

It's republic gunship

[@01Danni10]

Hamza Gaming studios Oh! Sorry, I don't remember what its called! :)

[@talondiwisch5206]

"Clone copter" actually sounds pretty sweet.

[@jomialsipi]

+01Danni10 I was expecting a Nick Fury reference at some point

[@01Danni10]

Talon Diwisch Thanks! :D

[@TheSpectacularSpiderPunk]

This deals really well with all the main plotholes, but after reading the description there are still a couple of ideas I had for disucssion. They're more specific to the Star Wars universe so you might only pick up on them if you're a real Star Wars nut like myself(!). My two thoughts are: in the Zam Wesell speeder chase, why weren't Anakin and Obi-Wan completely numbed when they flew through power-couplings like Jar Jar was by Anakin's podracer in Episode I? They would have almost certainly lost control and been killed. Secondly, when the Jedi are chasing down Dooku as he escapes on his speeder, Anakin orders the clones to shoot him down. The pilot replies that they are out of rockets, which is fair enough - but take a look at the Republic Gunships. Aside from rockets, those things are also equipped with a pair of laser cannons on the front AND two "bubble-turrets" on the side. Unless these weapons were also out of energy/ammunition (as Star Wars blasters don't actually have unlimited energy and require ammunition/power packs to function just like our regular firearms do - a fact which is often forgotten and overlooked by many), the Jedi and clones could've easily shot Dooku down with those laser guns and ended the Clone Wars right there. Sorry for the really long comment, but I wanted to add to this already brilliant video that deals with so many plotholes and errors! If you made it to the end, thanks for reading and have a wonderful day. :D

[@JiReyAnimation]

Everytime I see count Dooku run away from Yoda I'm like "HEY!! Where the hell are you going?! You have Yoda right where you want him. Stab him while he's distracted." Lucas really did not think that through.

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

Just one bolt of lighting and a Jedi or two is bound to die! Either yoda keeps supporting the beam while letting himself get killed, or he drops the beam on the other two and defends himself, it's a win win pretty much. But dooku is dooku and essential characters are essential

[@Maxphyte]

Apparently that's why he is only Count and not the Emperor lol.

[@jasonfajardo8109]

+Jimmy Reyes (50PSP Animation Channel) BECAUSE PLOT!

[@BEWMdead]

+Jimmy Reyes (50PSP Animation Channel) why not pull the two jedis [roughly 300 pounds total] out of the path of the 2000 pound beam

[@johnallardyce4164]

+BEWMdead OMG! Never thought of that.

[@maltron66]

When i first saw this vid, at 2:22, I thought Obi-Wan said: "I have successfully arrested the bounty hunter, I believe it's this asshole we're looking for!"

[@elenathomas798]

lol

[@abigailf.6212]

Isn't that what he DID say?

[@maltron66]

+Abby Fountain No, it isn't...

[@daniyalshah1503]

+Maltron Assault Bot then what?

[@eppacapra4699]

Nice profile pic⚽️⚽️⚽️

[@NisSorano]

3:35 Man, that has been bugging me for years!! Finally, the logic response in that situation!! :D

[@sideways_chip_eater6420]

the "and i slaughtered them like animals!" scene was actually better here then it was in the movie

[@jonathanpartin9833]

Is there gonna be an Episode III HISHE?!

[@LaptopGamingDude]

Yes

[@tylerco8047]

Of course there will be

[@user-zl6ps4rp9g]

+Jonathan Partin they have to

[@willwi90]

Any time before December 18 surely

[@walkingcubkid]

+Jonathan Partin there probably will be. he'll probably just work on other videos though.

[@luciusdouglass3645]

Haha I love how at the end of the video in the senate you can spot a Xenomorph from alien you can also see things like Prawns from district 9 and even Totoro and even ALF! :D

[@weaselthorpehouse4106]

Don't forget Superman and Supergirl! 😀

[@potsdam28]

Couple of Vulcans too

[@gamezob]

+potsdam28 you sure those are not Romulans and does that look like Santa?

[@michaelperezii]

"Jar Jar is the key to all of this."

[@KramSacul]

Michael Perez II "'Cause he's a funnier character than we ever had before."

[@rattailtony2900]

+Kram Sacul "Hopefully it'll work."

[@revantobias8567]

+Michael Perez II The Master Manipulator. So powerful that he could even warp the minds of the audience into believing the Lie. Oh weep Star Wars Fans! For Lucas chickened out and we did not get Yoda vs Jar Jar in Episode II! WOE! WOE!!

[@hankmehere017]

Jar Jar is Snoke, you listen here first. Yes here first on the entire humanity.

[@xenom5659]

+shanks17 he is I'm telling you!!

[@charles4740]

“There’s only 1 seat in my ship” LOL

[@lilybug1397]

You dont hunt a bounty hunter that you would possibly find and have to transport in a one person ship.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

This is never brought up in the novelization, but the episode 3 novelization has Obi-Wan and Yoda looking at Grevious’s starfighter and Obi-Wan awkwardly suggesting Yoda sit on his lap on the way back to Coruscant. Then Bail Organa offers to give them a lift.