How "STAR WARS: The Rise of Skywalker" Should Have Ended - Cartoon

[@gustavogomez3509]

That "look dad " and "that's my boy" teared me up. I just want to see luke trying to impress his father and him being proud of him

[@rachele3334]

Anakin with his arms around Luke and Ben was actually really sweet.

[@philina7844]

I just want them to be happy

[@mshambay]

I really wanted to see Luke and Anakin together in this movie!

[@a.f9234]

Anakin hugging his son and grandson was one of the most heart warming things HISHE has ever gave us

[@edwinvanderhaeghen2221]

"THAT'S MY BOY!" Really brought a wholesome smile to my face tbh

[@rainywoex5035]

This ending is my new canon.

[@darla4528]

It was sooo lovely to see it

[@luissanchez3605]

They forgot Leia though.

[@AgeDrain]

I felt that

[@idontcaroline2361]

I am so glad they made a joke about how much Finn screams "REYYYYYYYYY!!!!" AND THE WHOLE C3PO THING. SO TRUE.

[@starfox_vt]

It seems like that's all he really does in the movie anyways XD Right?

[@sunhong451]

Wryyyyyyy

[@reverseric4898]

idontcaroline legendary Pokemon appears reyyyyyyyquza

[@Nielsje]

If rey could sense chewwie was on board of a ship and still alive then why could she not know on the little transport ones... and does that mean chewwie is also force sensitive...?👀

[@reythejediladyviajakku6078]

idontcaroline I think when the dvd comes out, I’ll do a count of the amount of times Finn actually screams her name.

[@lizcrosby8303]

that joke about Darth vadar getting excited about parenting NEVER gets old!!!!!

[@Scar-Predator]

*Vader

[@cf-4233]

@@Scar-Predator May be Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry.

[@187420666es]

It's lame and boring, corny ASF too 😭🤡🫵🤦🏾‍♂️

[@Bobywan75]

Neither do the younglings...

[@Ivbo]

5:19 - Seeing Anakin with his arms around Luke and Ben is something I didn’t know I wanted to see so badly.

[@Serinigalini]

me as well ;-;

[@dr.bright2021]

The "THATS MY BOY" line was also surprisingly cute

[@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951]

Same here. Anakin really took off in this one!😂

[@lloyd_commantary]

So true

[@Tmtrnr22]

„YOU HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER???!“ 😂

[@GoofyGeeks]

The way Anakin’s ghost has his arms around his son and grandson is freaking sweet. 💖

[@nathank2289]

That's my boy! should have been in the movie

[@GoofyGeeks]

Nathan K That’s my boy!! My beautiful magic boy!

[@Bigd2k]

GoofyGeeks I didn’t even noticed that.

[@RYANG6916]

I wanted to see his reaction to Rey adopting his name...

[@JackPonissi]

Well, isn’t Anakin having arms sweet to begin with?

[@glennandrew6449]

that wholesome moment when luke said "hey dad look what I can do" and Anakin replied with pure happiness "THAT'S MY BOY!"

[@kittylitty01]

Andrew Uri adorable

[@SeanLaMontagne]

*Flashbacks to Toy Story 2*

[@oefest5252]

YES!

[@bbagginsmcswaggins]

It was pure amazing.

[@cata4022]

Those two lines gave me more emotional impact than the entire movie

[@mechanical_javelina]

"Hey Dad! Look what I can do! I learned by watching you!" That alone would have made this entire trilogy worth it if it was in the movies.

[@lucascorona9694]

Yeah, or anakin:“this is where the fun begins” obi: oh geez here we go again”

[@bondseanbond5190]

@@lucascorona9694yep (July 7th,2023 and July 26th,2023/🙂).

[@enderknight1442]

"That's my boy!"

[@smokythecat393]

​@@bondseanbond5190?

[@vialofton]

“I’m taking him now!” “Anakin no!” He described all of the prequels in just couldn’t if words.

[@ewanreilly2988]

That's a quote from the prequels...

[@gregsabin8312]

@@ewanreilly2988 yerrrrrrp.

[@evanjones-nz8vx]

r/ihadastroke

[@Lego_Skywalker]

I mean like he still won

[@revengeofthesith.]

??????

[@EricTD1995]

"I'm just a lonely space snake." Dammit, now I'm crying.

[@bakedsushi8097]

The snake isn't the only one who is lonely

[@nathanmark]

I really felt that

[@pyronuke4768]

The Space Snake was honestly the best character in the whole movie.

[@DgardsGaming]

😭

[@lindagodsey8327]

Just imagine if you haven't ate in a very long time, and was all alone for years. 😢 I think space snake deserves its own spin-off

[@mindyourown7024]

"No. I'm taking him now." Obi-Wan: "Anakin NO" Their relationship summed up

[@PurpleG07]

Yeah Pretty much

[@southerncaliforniaseismicd2848]

Literally every single episode of the clone wars with the 2 of them.

[@ToxicSkull0]

Hey it’s the comment from Blu Steel but revamped

[@Heyo727]

*lonely Ahsoka noises*

[@z-man1237]

Anakin yes!

[@isaacstevenson2960]

4:57 “You get a lightsaber and you get a lightsaber and you don’t need a lightsaber and you get a lightsaber.” That had me in stitches.

[@whatisahandle221]

👍👍😆

[@tmenk75]

Can u explain it to me? I never got this one. Why does Yoda not need a lightsaber? Because he's so powerful in the force or is there another reason I don't get? 😅

[@gamingandedits5311]

​@@tmenk75Yeah that is why, Because of how he can use force lighting, he can handle himself without a Lightsaber

[@hyksos74]

@@tmenk75 I presumed it's a reference to the Incredible Bouncing Rubber Yoda in ep II. That was a bit excessive.

[@NojoJojo598]

Luke: "I learned it from watching you" Anakin: "That's my boy" I don't know but that made me lose it

[@moonman1518]

Parents who use the force, have children who use the force

[@KyProRen]

I think it's because the "I learned it from watching you" line was paying homage to a famous anti-drug PSA where the dad finds drugs in his son's room and asks "Who told you to use drugs?" and the kid responds with "YOU ALRIGHT!? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!" It was famous because you'd think it was a bad influence from school, but the twist here is said bad influence was actually his own father. It was so famous that people made parodies of it even to this day.

[@alexmcnair5074]

that was when i spit my drink out in a ridiculously load way

[@kryptic7157]

bro same

[@AdeptKing]

Considering that Anakin never really got to be a dad to Luke it's heartwarming.

[@ThatSnarkyHunter]

Hishe Anakin is absolute gold and nobody can tell me otherwise

[@artbycallie6816]

O T H E R W I S E Jk I love this channel

[@beckettmaffei]

Otherwise

[@ortherner]

Overwise

[@zeldansia8433]

Otherwise Don't tell Anakin

[@paolorocchietti-march3625]

anakin is gold everywhere

[@MN0VV4]

“I’m just taking one last look at my friends.” (Takes out OG cast scrap book) That’s freaken savage🤣

[@InfernosReaper]

And more accurate than what we got

[@ComeOnIsSuchAJoy]

Granted, we've all been thinking that since seeing it in the trailer.

[@commandercaptain4664]

@A Sith Apprentice The Sass Side of the Force is real.

[@sean.m.]

If i saw that in cinema i really thought that too what c3po said. I mean they were really rude to him and then he call they his friends😂

[@Geshiko-GuP]

"execute order fall and go splat!" genius line "hey dad look what i can do!" yeet "i learned it from watching you!" "thats mah boy!" wholesome also love how anakin is just cuddling up with ben and luke, truely a man of his family

[@Genzerik]

Me before watching the video: "I've been looking forward to this!" Me after watching the video: "Oh its beautiful"

[@justicedunham4088]

DarthPestilence “This is where the fun begins”

[@Infrared-nyne]

Who read this in Count Dooku's voice?

[@jonathanloos5560]

End scene: A suprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@GeorgiePoorgie86]

"That's my boy!"

[@purdomintator211234]

"hello there"

[@arceus8089]

Why is their portrayal of Anakin the greatest thing ever? “You have a granddaughter?!?” “Yessss! Chosen one!” “That’s my boy!” God it’s just too perfect!

[@lunatic-db6mp]

You forgot "execute order: fall and go splat"

[@snowyprince3103]

U forgot when he said stay dead

[@ladyv5655]

By that point in the movie, Leia had died. Too bad she wasn't one of the Jedi force ghosts who destroyed Palps, too. Anakin would have been really excited to have both his kids and his grandson all together for the occassion.

[@IHopegood]

We must tell everybody!!!!

[@djkphop2610]

It was so adorable!!!

[@fishcutter395]

Is it just me or was Anakin saying "That's my boy!" to Luke surprisingly wholesome?

[@lauramays9296]

Oh my god it's too wholesome...I can't- 😢

[@Bubonic32]

It’s adorable.

[@mkw3980]

There should have been a moment like that in Episode 9. Really, a scene with all 12 Jedi Council members wrecking Palps and minions (including Luke and Anakin fighting Palpatine at the same time) would've been worth watching. The actual thing was so disappointing...

[@joshboy88420]

@@mkw3980 there is. When Vader says "I see you constructed a new lightsaber" in ROTJ is code for that's my boy.

[@lauramays9296]

@Storm Reaper VII Aaah, yes!

[@sethcranfill856]

While I love HISHE for Episodes 1-7, 8 and 9 are seriously far better thought out and written than the movies they are parodying.

[@JohnGuyJohn]

The HISHEs are written by people who like Star Wars, unlike the Disney sequels.

[@DefecTec]

Sequels were written terribly and they jj abrams even admitted they didn’t have an overarching plan for the story

[@KellogsR-ny7ug]

Yeah, JJ We kind of got that already 🙄

[@daniibal264]

Yeah... Something´s really bad in Hollywood when that happens.

[@coatknight]

@@DefecTec Oh they had an overarching story, it just didn't have anything to do with Star Wars.

[@comrade2826]

I love how luke acts like a child trying to make his dad proud and then anakin yells that's ma boy a little weird tho how anakin looks way younger and says that

[@allamericanslacker2378]

Anakin looks younger because, from a certain point of view, Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

[@legendaryfrolox6285]

@@allamericanslacker2378 point of view?

[@obiwankenobi7306]

legendary frolox when Anakin turned to the dark side, the dark side of anakin had taken over, and then you can say that Darth Vader killed anakin

[@PursueGodliness]

Yeh it’s hilarious I agree 😂

[@legendaryfrolox6285]

@@obiwankenobi7306 i thought he was referencing the robot chicken where obi wan starts singing about point of view XD

[@blusteel5750]

“Anakin no!” Literally the entire Star Wars series

[@HorrifiedThanos]

The wntire prequels

[@theagaming4349]

Yes

[@gkr2008]

The entire prequels described in one quote: anikin calm down

[@kitus360]

Anakin yeesss!!!

[@ToxicSkull0]

If only there was someone to say that at when be was with not just the men, but the women, and the children too And the you younglings

[@ianoliano2057]

I really like how they added Kanan Jarrus to the Force Ghost squad, even though there were probably others that would have fit well (like Kit Fisto or Ki Adi Mundi). A nice tribute to Star Wars Rebels

[@noahmaldonado5461]

Ahsoka was there too

[@memecliparchives2254]

Anyone that like Star Wars Rebels: Snobbish Stans: And I took that personally.

[@Anonorama]

Kanan’s voice was one of the Jedi ghost voices Rey heard in the movie

[@winter5774]

Or Plo Koon.

[@daniellangguth8588]

Ahsoka isn’t dead in canon.

[@ariane6316]

Anakin saying “CHOSEN ONE” is the most anakin thing ever

[@NoelistAvenger]

I don't know... He didn't say "wizard".

[@VictorythroughUnity59]

@@NoelistAvenger HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!! He was supposed to be the original OP, not a stepping stone... Bring "wizard" back to the force of media, not leave it in darkness!

[@harrybeckley8091]

Yep

[@aliddda328]

I believe he was just a normal powerful jedi fulfilled his destiny

[@GrenNoshi]

It's like when he proclaims about his new empire. Hes got a strong ego

[@freddovich7925]

Mace Windu and all the Jedi forming a huddle, Anakin storming in on his own and Obi-Wan yelling "Anakin no!" was so accurate

[@TheIronStar]

*Flashbacks from Star Wars the attack of the clones when anakin rushed towards count dooku*

[@giorgimachitidze1759]

That Huddle with Lightsabers pointing in the air was adorable :D

[@brokenmask333]

The basic plot of the whole franchise

[@monmothma3358]

Very much in character!

[@kiyru44]

Fr

[@TheLuconic]

I literally love how everyone knows how Anakin acts and didn't care that he was screaming how Palps is a grand pappy.

[@hyperious3454]

You mean Grand palpi?

[@TheLuconic]

@lockable_ binge7 You sure? (Every HISHE vid involving Palps. Even in parodies and more.) You live under a rock and that's fine.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Nobody tell Vader that Palpatine was a granddaddy long before Rey came along.

[@WreedTrimmer]

ewok king Actually no

[@lordNARUTOITACHI1234]

@ewok king Lucasfilm already confirmed that palps didn't create anakin, according to Matt Martin (who worked on the comic) the implication was another. Cheers!

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

On a serious note. I love how Anakin threw Palps into the pit. It actually would be an *ALMOST* decent way to end this dumpster-fire of a movie/trilogy. It's like Palpatine thought he could escape being killed by Anakin, but even in death he would face the pit.

[@No.1GodzillaGlazer]

Just a rock rising from the hole and acting all menacing. Only to be a rock.

[@mar.s6516]

Truth be told i allways found even ORIGINAL Palpatines death so unbelievable. Vader lifts him up and bas. carry him to big hole and then threw him down, then he is falling down for how long ..... ?!? And for all that time 1 of most powerful force user cant force jump, or use variations of force push/pull to get away from that situation ??? That makes abs. no sense.

[@emperorborgpalpatine]

@@mar.s6516 It was all part of the plan. As you all know vader was going senile and I needed a replacement as soon as possible. So it was either get luke or reset the plans.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

...again

[@schrodingerskatze4308]

​@@mar.s6516 The force isn't the kind of magic that allows you to just fly away, so there wasn't much he could do. And even if he had tried, Vader could have prevented that.

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

I can't get enough of Anakin screaming about how excited he is that palpy has a granddaughter.

[@Sonic-Batman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!

[@jenc6977]

Haha

[@maximalersehfelder8181]

5:31😉

[@luckyroogaming3142]

uosdwiSrdewoH 🤣 indeed

[@luckyroogaming3142]

5:26 should have kept your lips shut sidous...🤣 too late

[@maggiemay420]

Anakin being the most proud of his family is the most wholesome thing i’ve ever seen

[@gentblue]

One of the few times a comment has used the word "Wholesome" and HISHE hasn't hearted it. What did you do wrong?

[@shrekspacito6944]

Lmao, this reminds of a comment on how Jonathan would be proud of his family (JoJo)

[@claybrownie9617]

I love that he was just hugging Ben and Luke haha the wholesomeness is strong with this one

[@nenamaciak8645]

Hey have you ever played Sims do you know what family oriented means

[@jixo6294]

You know what's more wholesome? Him killing younglings! Of course!

[@adriannaranjo4397]

"They should've teased Palpatine in TLJ" Bold of you to assume they planned to have Palpatine in the first place

[@marcuswestphal4955]

WHAT DID THEY MAKE THE ENTIRE THING WITH NO PLAN...- oh oooooohhhhhhh welp. that was frustrating

[@benjaminatwood]

definitely on purpose. hahaha

[@themadtitan7603]

This comment has the right idea.

[@madhatten00]

@@marcuswestphal4955 yeah cause different director. Rian Johnson trashed all of jj Abrams work.

[@applehack97]

I mean, Lucas didn't originally plan for Vader to be Luke's father either but at least he didn't constantly contradict himself, I liked this trilogy but it could have been so much better had they hired the same director and writers for all 3 movies...

[@noahmaldonado5461]

4:57 two things I like about this scene are how everyone's lightsabers are drawn accurately and I also like how kanan and ahsoka are there, Ezra may still be out there somewhere

[@Oniriaki]

Shouldn’t ahsoka be alive or atleast old?

[@fork4207]

@@Oniriakinah she’s dead by ROS because we heard her voice during the scene where Rey was looking up at the sky and heard every other dead jedis voice.

[@willisvids122]

Yes but not all the Jedi voices are dead

[@lillianvioletrose9637]

“Hey Dad! Look what I can do! I learned it from watching you!” “That’s my boy!” My favorite part

[@hobomike6935]

@Sofia Freitas I also love how instead of beating around the bush like last time, the jedi learned their lesson, so as soon as The chosen one and his son had palpatine incapacitated Windu said "NOW'S OUR CHANCE, get him!" and they all rekt him instantly lol

[@Subzwari1987]

The wholesome moment was Anakin hugging his son and grandson

[@neptuneplayz2567]

Same hete

[@neptuneplayz2567]

I love this

[@mitchellpaul035]

THATS MY BOY

[@redenginner]

Anakin being a proud dad for Luke is both hilarious and heartwarming.

[@symondo5883]

Demo_the _man wish we saw hayden and mark hamill as force ghosts!

[@bohemianbum6082]

Mr Apex fr man I do wish they would do such a thing

[@mota4571]

I felt the same way

[@ronniegutierrez9788]

Demo_the _man fr huh

[@dragongamervslifegamer1007]

Fr

[@percyleung6858]

Ashoka: “Palpatine got... busy?” Obi-Wan: “I don’t want to think about it.” Does anyone?

[@JoshuaRellick]

To be fair, it was probably when he was younger like in the Phantom Menace.

[@blank003]

@Jack the Gestapo he could probably still use force mask to regain his phantom menace appearance.

[@mahovonnishizumi3636]

Anakin: Take that, Virgins!

[@Neal_21]

Palpatine went to the gentlemens club and use his *UNLIMITED POWER* While having s3x

[@finnjager1510]

@@blank003 Lets calculate, Rey's parents looked like in they are 50 yo when Rey was like 5, and Rey is now around 20, so 65 years. That means that 25 y after Endor, around 20 y after Yavin so would mean that Palps got someome during the clone wars...

[@SkyB876]

The fact that Anakin threw off Palpatine twice is just hilarious.😂🤣 “ execute order: FALL AND GO SPLAT

[@semipork]

"Palpatine had a grand daughter!" "No not this again!" Had cracking up so hard 😂

[@chiefboyardee5794]

A G A I N

[@lily12266]

He didn't even have to say anything, I was cracking up when it cut to him hugging Ben and Luke

[@catlover2223]

@@lily12266 Because HE HAS A SON AND A GRANDSON!!!!!

[@clippy3274]

I had totally forgotten about that

[@phoenixcurrents91]

Kid named Had

[@manylayersstudios]

This is just perfect hahah "YOU HAVE A GRAND DAUGHTER, THIS IS SO EXCITING" Something about anakin holding luke & ben just makes me so happy

[@SamaritanPrime]

Also, Ben's smirk. Like father, like son.

[@emilnordback9081]

I must agree

[@manylayersstudios]

@@SamaritanPrime Yes!

[@mechanicaless]

-"My granddaughter is so powerful!" -"YOU HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER?!" -"THIS IS SO EXCITING!" Anakin gets me every time.

[@Junglehunter677]

No stop it, you stop that, stop right now!

[@charlotte139]

Me too I love it and it’s really funny in the other Star Wars vids

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

They missed a golden opportunity to make Anakin go "Yippee!"

[@hardwirecars]

hishe single handedly turn a hated character loved again nothing anyone can do for jar jar sadly.

[@randomchaos9359]

That's because you're 9.

[@bienvenumoka4057]

The ending with Anakin doing as Vader was so well done and Luke calling him Dad is perfect

[@adrienconverset6571]

Luke : "Hey Dad, look what I can do ! I learned it by watching you" Anakin : "That's my boy !" That broke me beyond repair. I actually want Hayden Christensen and Mark Hamill to do that scene for real.

[@user-rd6cr9uc9b]

Adrien Bellaiche I’d pay money to see that

[@qualifiedgamer5405]

Ikr

[@calamityganon8114]

They’ll have to do a lot of CGI bc I’m pretty sure Mark Hamill is old enough to be Hayden Christensen’s dad

[@jermainekngdom3154]

@@calamityganon8114 that was part of the joke. Luke came back as a old man while Hayden became young.

[@DarthVaderin]

@@calamityganon8114 Yes, Mark is 30 years older

[@anthonyespitia7312]

Just when Anakin screamed “YOU HAVE A GRANDDAUGHTER?!” I knew this was a perfect Star Wars Hishe

[@lauramays9296]

Yes! Aaahh- I'm so happy they put that in there! :D

[@lauramays9296]

Also, I love the voice-acting for Anakin in this-especially how excited he is in that moment. The voice-breaks! XD

[@raima6877]

Ita hilarious!!!

[@DM11871]

“Have you hear the news? Palp is a granddaddy!” This is sooo funny 🤣😂🤣

[@maryj7423]

"Yes! Chosen one!" Lol this is the cheerful side of Anakin we never got to see. I loved everything about this hishe! and Palpatine conducting the "choir" of extra creepy shady people ahahahaha

[@alaska4939]

Cheerful side of Anakin? Clone Wars, duh!

[@mr.penguin4614]

you have to watch the clone wars tv series, its so good.

[@scottyhearron6754]

@@mr.penguin4614 The finale that just aired is honestly incredible imo. Clone Wars has ups and downs but the episodes that focus on the Clones are usually pretty good to great, and a decent chunks of the other arcs with the Jedi are pretty great too. Only a few arcs / episodes I would skip on a rewatch.

[@ZaoZaoZao]

Yes, WONG!

[@itsradz]

Anakin DOES love to throw Palpetine down holes while ignoring Jedi orders . very fitting with his character 👌 🤣

[@laitdepoule7109]

"No I'm taking him now!" "ANAKIN NO" This sums up their relationship perfectly.

[@ardortheapatheticdog8520]

"Let me see what you have-" "A knife!" "-NO!"

[@Whocares158]

Anakin and Obi-Wan relationship in a nutshell.

[@meredithwalter6912]

5:49 is just Anakin being anakin 😂

[@spideyboss-xg1ji]

It's kinda funny that luke's force ghost is old and anakin's is young even when luke is like "hey dad loolk what i can do i learned it from watching you" then Anakin is " that's my boy"

[@fumarc4501]

Making fun of the remaster... it’s still weird.

[@eugene2751]

@@fumarc4501 it's weird, but I love it🖤🖤 it's my favorite scene

[@stranger342]

WTF is a loolk?!?!?

[@Shirayuuki1]

i always thought they always looked like the age they were when they died.

[@kyanhudson6831]

anakin took his form before he became darth vader and was anakin skywalker. Also if he looked like vader he'd be walking on 2 little stumps and have no arms

[@fredtheguy7015]

Anakin with his son and grandson is fricking adorable.

[@penny1545]

"That's my boy!"

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I wish we had actually gotten to see him in the new movies. His lack of presence in the sequels really makes them not feel like Star Wars. :-(

[@scp096withinternetaccess.7]

*420 likes*

[@rustedcannon3712]

Obi-Wan Kenobi I must agree with you kenobi

[@rustedcannon3712]

Obi-Wan Kenobi I must agree with you kenobi

[@AP-l5gny]

I love how when anyone has a child or grandchild, anakin will be there to tell EVERYONE

[@Saeronor]

*"They should've revealed EMPEROR PALPATINE lived at the end of THE LAST JEDI"* _Implying they had agreed on any overarching narrative instead of making it up as they went along, with two narcissistic directors sniping at each other by adding "clever" lines in both TLJ and ROS_

[@godlygamer911]

@@blaubeer8039 they didn't have a choice after TLJ did it first and butchered it all

[@artaum5635]

I think The last Jedi being so messy because of Disney cause there were actually one of the best Star wars scenes both visually and emotionally. I don't believe Ryan Johnson would allow such pointless plot lines and bad unnecesary jokes if he was in full control. The climax would be masterful if they actually killed Finn at his best and didn't add happy last scenes because "aUdIEncE dOnt likE sAd, It dOn't gEt mOnEY tO Us".

[@InJeffable]

The Force Awakens wasn't great, but it at least worked as a foundation that something great could have been built upon. But then Rian Johnson threw away everything that had been set up in The Force Awakens and added barely anything of value, leaving J.J. Abrams with virtually nothing going into the final film. Mistakes were made all the way through the trilogy, but I think The Last Jedi is what really did it in.

[@danielhammer619]

i like how i can get shown "less" or more" from your comment, yet there is no difference between what i pick. meaning your comment has the perfect length and the system is confused.

[@NoCluYT]

Rian should've just made a solo movie, instead he just ruined a franchise.

[@chromeacemyhart]

My two braincells after finding out that Rey's Palpatine's granddaughter "Palpatine...got...busy?" "I don't wanna think about it-"

[@jamesmannsfield5699]

CHROM3 WOLF feel the power of the dark side

[@jackkemp7256]

You'r right underneath the same comment.

[@mwplaylist2890]

And it happened after he was wrinkly. (Rey's parents' age requires it.) Think about that. Old wrinkly palpatine crying out UNLIMITED POWER!

[@SeraphimCramer]

@@mwplaylist2890 Let's hope it was artificial insemination...

[@dominic6634]

I know such a lame plot ploy

[@xavierb4403]

Rey: uses force powers to heal any wound. Anakin force ghost: "Wow" Ben: uses force powers to bring loved one back from the dead without any training. Anakin's force ghost: "Woooooooooooow"

[@wikansaktianto9215]

My grandson is too powerful!!!! If only I finished my training.

[@hylees.souder1381]

Funniest comment hands down lmfao

[@gamma2589]

I am your 1000th like. Huzzah!

[@jackster8976]

I love how HISHE portrays Anakin is such a good dad

[@Scorkey333]

I had this same thought while watching the move: Finn: Kylo Ren. He's out there with Rey. Poe: You got a blaster, do something about it. Finn: Oh, Right.

[@GregBlunt]

Kylo would just stop the blaster bolt with the force

[@bradley8148]

@@GregBlunt he was busy holding the ship back

[@Scorkey333]

@@GregBlunt He might, but Finn has also seen Kylo Ren get shot in TFA when he didn't see it coming. It was one of the few opportunities, if not the best one, for Finn to take the shot. The point isn't whether it would have worked, but what action it makes sense for Finn to take.

[@scottsommer9843]

"YES....CHOSEN ONE!!!" Good job, you made me spit out my drink.

[@Frostwing]

YES... WONG

[@bluecrasher7710]

What about THAT'S MA BOI!!!

[@rdc2021]

That one killed me

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

Anakin: Throws Palpatine down a pit. Anakin: "See you in another 30 years!"

[@JustYourAverageScroller]

"AND YOU GET A LIGHTSABER, AND YOU GET A LIGHTSABER!" best Rey line ever.. also the: "Wait.. you can use the force.. and hold a lightsaber after your dead? Your coming with me." "im just a lonely space snaaaaaaaake"

[@dustwarewolf5532]

Anakin after seeing his grandson make out with Rey: "IM GOING TO BE A GREAT-GRANDFATHER!" Surprised HISHE didn't think of that one themselves.

[@geckogaming8481]

Lol

[@iluvlafferty]

Agreed!

[@slimjim6577]

Yeah, I wish

[@remliqa]

I too kinda forgot that Leia was Annakin's daughter.

[@marcuswatson4910]

Lol they need to reupload and just for this

[@christianhoej1562]

Who are you? "hello". "hello who?" "hello there" "general kenobi!"

[@arinverma4168]

Master kenobi

[@inserisciunnome]

KEEEENOOOOOBYYYYYY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@obi-wanbenkenobi6623]

Hello there

[@San-Ch0us]

Who are you? "hi" "hi who?" "HIGHGROUND !"

[@turkepic3637]

KENOBIAAAAAAAA

[@_NotPixel_]

Obi-Wan: Hello there Every Star Wars fans: *Visible Happiness*

[@riazrahman]

If they were going to go all in on avengers-esque fanservice, I am shocked they didn't go the force mob route shown here.

[@howtotrainyourdragon2363]

한국인이다

[@professorcerritos6935]

General kanoli

[@_NotPixel_]

@@howtotrainyourdragon2363 엌ㅋㅋ 안녕하세요

[@syazz08]

yess

[@Daydream_Believer63]

That long “but this is how it REALLY should have ended” sequence is probably my favorite HISHE sequence EVER. From Palpatine coaching the Sith choir; to all of the Jedi ghosts showing up; Anakin just chilling with his arms around his fam; “Palps is a GRANDPAPPY!” “Execute order fall and go splat!” “That feel out of nowhere to anyone else?” It’s all just too good!! 😂😂

[@JohnCassidy1993]

5:05 Rey is using the force to rob Grievous' house.

[@aizawapizzamozzarella9235]

Hahahahaha

[@tamimplayz]

Hahahahahaha

[@tamimplayz]

BTW, Why doesn't Yoda need a lightsaber?

[@gungeternal4119]

@@tamimplayz cause he is a god with the force

[@rdc2021]

Hahahahhaha

[@jamesranjithkumar]

Old Lady: Who are you?" Rey: I'm Rey" Old Lady: Rey who? Rey: Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.

[@noodledude2774]

@@maxt8495 hahahah yep

[@datmeo3934]

haha good one XD

[@Exavack]

I hate that game

[@rebeccacrellin620]

James R. Ranjith Kumar I hate that game it’s a constant ad

[@tempertemejin7729]

Would have found that easier to sit throuhh

[@GreySeren]

Ahsoka: “Palpatine got... busy?” Obi-Wan: “I don’t want to think about it.” Fans: “Neither do we.”

[@coulsonintahiti]

You've never heard of Irek Ismaren or Triclops?

[@PorkFork]

ah yeah baby... DEW IT

[@RAClaus3]

Hey, the Palps knows how to please the ladies, as he once said, the dark side is a source of many powers one would consider unnatural.

[@waluigi7331]

Best part

[@rominabirriel9915]

Bois,if you are a real fan then you shall know (well,if is this comedy then i shall don't ruin it but) palpatine didn't get busy,he created his son

[@silverdragon7385]

I love how this turned into the jedi just bullying Palpatine

[@hobomike6935]

After the suffering Palpatine put anakin through in the Prequel trilogy, it was hugely satisfying to see Qui Gon and Ahsoka be the first 2 jedi to cut him into squares with lightsabers!

[@JeanValjean54]

"Yes, Chosen one" "THAT'S MY BOY!" "The Jedi are taking over" "Taste the lightsaber" "PALPS IS A GRANDPAPPY" Brilliant, I love this

[@unknownday8446]

You forgot “Palpating got….busy?”

[@timechanger6679]

@@unknownday8446 “I don’t wanna think about it” 😂

[@EastJazzman]

Should have added. "My granddaughter is so powerfull"

[@derpderpson8796]

Still better than the og script :,)

[@איתמראיקונומו]

"Lost their touch, someone has." *(giggling)*

[@Alph4Falc0]

At least HISHE's rendition of this movie keeps Anakin's redemption ark as the chosen one...

[@sikid4000]

I can accept this as canon more than the actual film.

[@mrwog82]

Pretty sad when a KZbin pisstake can have more continuity than the actual movie.

[@a_drunken_song]

"Anakin, no!" Star Wars in a nutshell...

[@thelocalwitch2405]

Definitely

[@coachlombardi9657]

Classic Skywalker.

[@yorunoshugeki]

"Anakin, our pledge was to the republic, TO DEMOCRACY!"

[@brezzendorf]

Anakin yes!

[@Randomname_-ud9cl]

More like Skywalker no!

[@octoling6479]

5:58 Palpatine: Blasted, Bryan! Anakin: Execute Order: Fall and go SPLAT!

[@midwintersnight]

Luke: "Hey, Dad! Look what I can do!" *Smashes Plaps" Luke: "I learned it from watching you!" Anakin: "THAT'S MY BOY!!!!" My favourite part. I need more of this Father-Son wholesomeness in between Luke and Anakin!

[@meganofsherwood3665]

Yes! Same!

[@anthonyyoutubefan7567]

A lot of Us thought We were going to get that in The Last Jedi. But, space cow, instead.

[@casterjoe]

Rhys Griffiths That part was honestly so wholesome

[@bloggerblogg5878]

it was epic.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

who's "Plaps"?

[@meptheboxguy6458]

Did Anakin really just pulled palpatine's life support and yeets him off the cliff? Damn he really is the chosen one

[@incrediblemr.e2489]

Lol

[@SCRaetz]

Technically, as any chosen one, you have the Power of Attorney to yank any family member off life support. 😎🤙

[@hartoboi2544]

I mean he does it when he was vader right?

[@CyrilSmithVA]

The TRUE CHOSEN ONE

[@justapotato1023]

I wish they used CGI foe one final force ghost thing similar to this but cooler instead of a bass boosted glorified lightning bolt

[@tomaskucera1576]

Sad part is that this makes more sense than the actual ending

[@qualifiedgamer5405]

Yep so true

[@piccolo917]

@Biscuit still, the fact that some guys on the internet made a comedy out of your film that is meant to be ridiculous and that that rendition than makes more sense than the actual movie that took years to make really shows the failure that is Disney star wars.

[@mynameisvolatile9208]

@@piccolo917 i mean, they do the same thing with a lot of other movie's plots, but nobody calls those movies and companies failures then

[@heresywithana]

*this has used more brains than disney making a non fictional movie*

[@ahmedalarabi8979]

@@mynameisvolatile9208 which movies are u talking about exactly? provide examples when u say something like that instead of just making a statement with no evidence.

[@richsalazme]

Thanks for making Anakin the hero here and a lot of screen time, he rightfully deserves it. Also yes, that kiss and relationship was REALLY out of nowhere.

[@Anonorama]

Idk she got all dolled up to go find him on the finalizer and they looked like they were going to kiss in the elevator when she said she had a vision of him turning to the light and being by her side. That gloved hand he gave to join her ruling the Galaxy felt very Hades and Persephone to me 🤷🏻‍♀

[@this.is_juan]

"I'm Rey..." -Rey who? "REYVENGE OF THE SITH!!!" I'M DEAD 💀💀💀

[@trueworldprince3939]

Time to Drive ;)

[@kingofhalo9095]

How does Darth ReyDar sound?😂

[@ryand6906]

REEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYVENGE!!!

[@oliverboisvert5215]

"I'm Rey..." "Rey who?" "Rey Cism"

[@chimerical8746]

"im Rey..." -Rey who? (this video was sponsored by) "REYD SHADOW LEGENDS!"

[@happyspaceinvader508]

“Palpatine Gets Busy: A Star Wars Story”. Called it first. Just you wait.

[@ClapperAMVs]

Palpatines happy adventure

[@lumi4178]

I never knew how much I needed this until now.

[@totalhufflepuff203]

I'm willing to wait for it. For ever. And ever. And ever and ever and ever.

[@SoapCkat]

@Backstage Bum jajaja 🤣

[@mix3k818]

I bet Wattpad, Deviantart and Tumblr are already busy making that story a thing...

[@kylewilson2819]

Anakin: I’ve killed the sith, again!! Jar Jar: Oh, Hessa not all of the sith, MEESA ALL OF THE SITH!

[@coachlombardi9657]

*Windu kills Jar Jar again* ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I have had it with these nerfhurting Sith in this nerfhurting galaxy!

[@jj2059]

And yousa in big doodoo this time

[@brakinglate8828]

"Sith spirits, do something" If the real movie included that line alone, I would rate it 8/10

[@cassandraorozco9862]

“No I’m taking him now!” “Anakin No!” “Execute Order: Fall and go Splat!” “AaaaaaAaaaagggggg” “Yes! Chosen One!” You gotta love Anakin

[@zekethompson3607]

I felt that it was peak poetic justice, right there. Loved it.

[@djkphop2610]

HISHE Anakin is like a puppy, got into mischief, made up for it in silliness and ACTION!!!

[@AJ84291]

well, he is "THE one that restores the balance of the force to the universe"

[@callofdanger5794]

I hate anakin

[@alexkatc59]

@@callofdanger5794 Where-re everybody hate you face-e-e!!

[@elijahkoufos4638]

Finn in the force awakens: Gasps in every scene Finn in the last Jedi: Doesn’t do anything in any scene Finn in the rise of skywalker: Yells in very scene

[@iluvlafferty]

In a nutshell He has to be one of the most overrated characters of all time.

[@lamelloball3640]

iluvlafferty not really

[@SteveCrafts2k]

I mean, he liberated an enslaves race of space horses in last Jedi.

[@SteveCrafts2k]

And had a badass fight scene with phasma.

[@frankyhorn2475]

@@iluvlafferty more like underutilised. He had so much potential.

[@GRasputin91]

"Hey Sith spirits! PALPY HAS A GRANDDAUGHTER!!" "Oh no not this again! You, stop it!"

[@yousaaaddd5687]

That “yes, chosen one” is just like “ yes, Wong.”

[@stardustcoffee248]

Why doesn’t this have more likes

[@comicbookmovieandcartoonfa426]

That’s what I thought too

[@popdog75]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gold!

[@johntheanimator4317]

i thought of that too!

[@titanicusx2273]

I love this comment it made me have a gööd laugh

[@bigorange2082]

90% of Finn’s character was just shouting REEEEEY!!!!!!!!!

[@dexygg]

Just like the movie

[@jaqueline4785]

PattonOnline I thought he was with rose now

[@theagaming4349]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[@umarsyed5111]

Imagine how he feels about Kylo and Rey being together

[@thedeadzonemaniac5]

“I have something to tell you.” Movie ends*

[@naseantaylor3330]

Ashoka: Palpatine got....BUSY???? “I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s thinking about that”

[@frenchmaverick3742]

I think it's Shaak Ti

[@Verisity]

Nabil french it’s Ashoka because they had two white lightsabers

[@ryanthompson2723]

@@Verisity Ashoka hasn't died in canon though. Last we seen her was after the battle of Endor, with sabine wren. I dunno why they put her in there 😂 Maybe they didn't see the later episodes.

[@Verisity]

Ryan Thompson that is true maybe they just made a mistake cause like yeah

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

"do it"

[@christianmarshal6117]

Mace Windu: Did that feel out of nowhere to anyone else? Me: Yup…

[@gerardhearst8962]

“NO IM TAKING HIM NOW” such and Anakin thing to say

[@xliquid1400]

It's because Anakin said it in atoc

[@DarrylErickson]

@@xliquid1400 I know thanks for ruining the joke by explaining it

[@elifnazaltkat8294]

"NO ANAKİN!"

[@droman608]

@@elifnazaltkat8294 Even in death he does not learn...

[@CDM5309]

pause

[@toms607]

This is more logical than the actual movie. So frustrating. At least Mando is in better hands.

[@urmother3255]

Kathleen Kennedy has no idea what she’s doing

[@bluecaptainIT]

Well, there goes Gina. Hopefully she returns.

[@clarkstrange2142]

@@bluecaptainIT bring back Gina!

[@applepie2179]

@@urmother3255 my friend can't even say her name without gagging.

[@PhobosDynami]

I'm not sure what part of the real ending I loved the most. "Hello there." Seeing the underrepresented Jedi like Ashoka, Secura, and the rest. Or Anakin's freak out and throwing Palps into a hole again.

[@scarletoil7520]

PhobosDynami ahsoka is not a Jedi by I agree!

[@cleareyezgamerfreak2706]

@@scarletoil7520 well from what we know from the events of rebals and the upcoming S7 she might still be a jedi But ether way she's still a way better Jedi then Ray will ever be

[@jeff86ing]

Did you say underrepresented Jedi? Lol

[@Toon_Lucario]

She is a rogue/gray Jedi

[@cleareyezgamerfreak2706]

@@Toon_Lucario exactly

[@rutgervdc2987]

4:59 Yoda: I know i'm old

[@halabackatchya]

“Execute order fall and go splat!” Reminds me of “Now you have the lava ground! Lava ground!”

[@silverpslm]

One of his special powers. Turning your catch phrases back at you.

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Christopher Hager it’s a rare ability called Force Comeback

[@doomworks9727]

6:02 Anakin looks so happy and then just “execute order fall and go splat” hahaha that was great

[@bakedsushi8097]

Reminds me of Vader throwing palpatine in the return of the Jedi

[@Bonkae]

@@bakedsushi8097 yep

[@cherry-blossom8]

@@bakedsushi8097 yass

[@julianservantes1764]

“Who are you” “Rey” “Rey who” *Flashbacks* “Rey Palpatine” Continues the first order and rules the galaxy

[@johnnygyro2295]

Well, depending on whether or not he's still alive, this looks like a job for Grogu!

[@A.B.I.R.U]

Rey who? REY-TARDED

[@julianservantes1764]

@@A.B.I.R.U You are too good

[@hobomike6935]

@@A.B.I.R.U Palpatine: "rey who?" Rey: "ACTIVATE, REY SHIELDS!" *the sith spirits get enclosed in a force field* Palpatine: "wait a minute, how did this happen!? we're smarter than this!" Luke: (grinning) "apparently not."

[@Deathmare235]

Imagine she becomes the exact opposite and turns the world into chaos amazing

[@silvanasilvana9449]

their reaction when they find out that Palpatine has a granddaughter was the exact same reaction I had when I was watching the movie

[@violetwalsh124]

*Anakin ignoring Obi-Wan Qui Qon and Mace Windu and running over to throw Palpatine down a convenient hole is the most Anakin thing I think I've ever seen and nothing will change my mind.*

[@Whocares158]

Anakin doesn't think he likes to rush head first into danger. 😆

[@Skumnutlover12ei]

@@Whocares158 I see you have the breaking bad flag.

[@phyonlai825]

Yes Chosen one

[@phoenixnyc]

I thought "PALPATINE HAS A GRANDDAUGHTER???? WE GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY!!!!!" was the most Anakin thing ever. 😁

[@erainmartinez8175]

That was easy 6:50

[@anrede]

Baby Yoda: Shows up Everyone to Yoda: *YoU hAvE a GrAndChiLd?!?*

[@bobthet-rex2718]

Anakin: We have to tell everyone!!!

[@zackbattenfield9183]

I love this 3000.

[@mcolottiboy]

Into exile I must go. Child support, I must evade.

[@pockyy1395]

“Yoda got busy?” “I don’t want to picture that”

[@ggt47]

Yes! Ha!

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

“Palpatine got busy?”, the biggest question in cinema history.

[@KyloRen0127]

No, his son was a failed clone from himself that got married, and had Rey.

[@joeymcm04]

@Pedro Nonato The Novelization, which is Canon.

[@devildavin]

a failed clone so isn't Rey technically is daughter then?

[@patrickgogan3517]

It may be canon but its not outside the realm of possibility that a powerful senetor/chancellor/emporer had a side piece lol

[@MattMillwardUK]

@@devildavin jango considers boba his son and he's his clone, so i guess thats just how the people here view clones. either way imagine taking it seriously just because it was in the novel of sequel trilogy lmao

[@fromexoplanet21]

5:49 "Anakin NOO" had me laughing out loud this was so wholesome💖💕💖💕💖💕

[@Amy-gp1pp]

“I’m just a lonely space snake” I need that on a T-Shirt

[@qualifiedgamer5405]

Oh I want PALP HAS A GRANDDAUGHTER

[@zeny2381]

I want: Execute order: Fall to go SPLAT!

[@gillonk]

i wish that part had gone on for longer...it sounded like the same melody they used to that zombie song years ago...never knew they could make an emotional song about zombies haha

[@thebakeosaurusrex8361]

I want all of your suggestions on T-Shirts

[@qualifiedgamer5405]

@@thebakeosaurusrex8361 basically every line

[@jpkkurk1762]

- "Who are you?" - "I'm Rey..." - "Rey who?" - "REY'D SHADOW LEGENDS, THE MOST AMBITIOUS MOBILE RPG GAME"

[@aadityaaravat8005]

@seatin, seatin man of legends

[@DarthDraconis]

lmao Alright, we found the winner! We can all go home now. *claps* Great job, everyone!

[@Rhaegar_Targaryen03]

this meme is in Russia

[@AppleJuiceStudios]

They really missed out on a golden chance

[@dehnysserenee2780]

like how it was taken by a comment not that far down

[@xELITExKILLAx]

The Jedi huddle and Anakin saying “No I’m taking him now!” Is just such an Anakin thing to do

[@thfpt]

Then Anakin was all like "I'm taking him now!" Then I was all "that is so Anakin"

[@ambblackbee1541]

Yep

[@orcmama8]

Bruh...obi wans "ANAKIN NO!!" was actually on point tho.

[@TheBukoStudio]

Shows you that this HISHE has more consistency than episode 9.

[@nadiamozerhusain4259]

And him just picking Palpatine up and lobbing him down a reactor shaft XD

[@hkwa_]

Anakin being so dramatic over palpatine having a grandchild is gold😂

[@stefanostoppa2525]

“That’s for the younglings!” Anakin: *nervously sweating*

[@samcochran8203]

Time stamp please

[@stefanostoppa2525]

Sam Cochran 6:55 in the subtitles

[@samcochran8203]

@@stefanostoppa2525 thanks!