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@sanmoon35435 жыл бұрын
No
@davidk75295 жыл бұрын
No
@Cenotaur15 жыл бұрын
I'll never pay for Disney.
@HardAhFuhgBruh5 жыл бұрын
You were meant to destroy Disney not join them!
@djdtor5 жыл бұрын
God I love Star Wars but this makes me want to hate it
@maxturtle77875 жыл бұрын
When he said “Falcon’s gonna be like ‘on your left’” I didn’t even realize he was joking because it WAS the Millennium FALCON
@southpark6455 жыл бұрын
MaxTurtle and the fact that the movie was basically Star Wars version of Endgame just not as good lol
@DavyCDiamondback5 жыл бұрын
It’s a Star Fox quote. He said Falco
@maxturtle77875 жыл бұрын
David Casto no I don’t think so “on your left” is definitely an Endgame reference originating from Captain America’s joke in Winter Soldier
@thinkwithurdipstick5 жыл бұрын
David Casto definitely said ‘Falcon’
@sosayweall_jpg5 жыл бұрын
@@DavyCDiamondback no you're all wrong, he was saying "Falcor" is on your left. cause our hero is atREYu.
@skyedavies10425 жыл бұрын
"So stuff's just kind of happening huh?" "Stuff's just kind of happening." This is the best description I've heard of The Rise of Skywalker.
@Bluums4 жыл бұрын
"So, stuff's just kind of happening, huh?" made me laugh so hard, pure genious!
@somerandolad4 жыл бұрын
Destroying a beloved franchise is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@nicholassims53664 жыл бұрын
That was literally what I David said while watching the climax
@jaiparwani42794 жыл бұрын
Kill the writters
@steeveedee84784 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Disney Star Wars - Stuff happens, occasionally making sense but normally not. Now ignore the merchendise and go bitch about how they've trashed it with the rest of us.
@hokusman1005 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize each trilogy ended with Palpatine electrocuting himself
@calebschuring97645 жыл бұрын
Erin Roberts underrated comment 😂
@marcileatherboots15 жыл бұрын
@Erin Roberts ... Don't kink shame Grandpa Palpatine. 😂
@tobistein66395 жыл бұрын
You win the internet
@TaswcmT5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine may in fact be ElectroBOOM, and moonlighting as a KZbinr.
@batmitesolos70975 жыл бұрын
@@marcileatherboots1 Grampa Palpa
@tryggestad4 жыл бұрын
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh?" Still my favorite line in this.
@alisaurus42243 жыл бұрын
Mine is “[the odds are] astronomical! ...but this is space, so that’s okay”
@stevescholl54792 жыл бұрын
This literally describes the movie perfectly.
@davidowens58982 жыл бұрын
@@alisaurus4224 Yeah, I howled at that one too........
@johnthorneycroft1067 Жыл бұрын
It's a bit embarrassing for all the highly paid writers and directors involved that this sums up the storytelling of the movie perfectly
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
This is Ryan's most underrated and underused line!
@blupunk015 жыл бұрын
"Cause falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars." *Mace Windu glares*
@alysaere5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'll be back in ep 10
@jackgrimshaw50305 жыл бұрын
Don't fret, he'll be resurrected as an invincible, infallible white woman. Because the woke hierarchy is clear and distinct.
@jaymontana135 жыл бұрын
**Star Wars Theory's Vader Episode 2 stares back**
@DiceFTW2735 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul was "fine" and he was also cut in half. XD
@Thee_Deputy5 жыл бұрын
Man, I was so done with the movie by the final stand-off in Palpatines basement, I was honestly praying for a 1-armed Mace Windu to bounce up in there, call them all motherfuckers, kill em all. Roll Credits. "This party's over."
@Aziraphale6865 жыл бұрын
I want to see the alternate ending to this movie where rey and ben keep reviving eachother/dying over and over again. "You take the life force." "No, YOU Take the life force!" Couldn't they each take like, half of the life force?
@andychen86645 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Bardineer5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the scene with Affleck abd Hartnett in Pearl Harbor.
@matti86215 жыл бұрын
Well, if that isn't in HISHE Rise of Skywalker I'll be disappointed.
@micahnewman5 жыл бұрын
It's their version of having sex. Why not make it Force-tantric?
@lionocyborg60305 жыл бұрын
That makes me think of this scene near the end of a Rupert episode where an old Irish man and the Leprechaun prince argue over wanting the other to keep their good luck amulet which turns into a brief shouting match.
@Timartyn5 жыл бұрын
"Super easy, barley an inconvenience" was basically the slogan of this movie.
@IvaikinInsights5 жыл бұрын
Timothy Mably yeah, like “script writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@siddaslothman22735 жыл бұрын
Learning how to force heal, teleport and clone objects, manipulate blaster bolts, telepathy, ability to see anyone at anytime anywhere. “It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@artphone6105 жыл бұрын
I prefer rice though...
@Clonest5 жыл бұрын
@@siddaslothman2273 To be fair that lightsaber in the end that "teleports" to kylo's hand thanks to rey WAS NOT CLONED, it was *spoilers* Leia's saber. Though it is a bit confusing how they made her saber blue as well. :P
@brndnwilks5 жыл бұрын
Barley IS an inconvenience, isn't it?
@atroyz Жыл бұрын
“so stuff is just kind of happening” is the best line in this pitch, and completely sums up this movie.
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
Yes, that is one of Ryan's best lines that he seldom uses!
@td72265 жыл бұрын
I feel like Palpatine’s return totally undermines Vader’s sacrifice
@supersonspidey675 жыл бұрын
I suppose, but then again if he wasent in this movie I seriously have no clue where it would have gone
@peanutbutterrobot5 жыл бұрын
the whole sequel trilogy is trash
@matthewkuhl795 жыл бұрын
Because in this trilogy, males may not be heros and any prior instance of it must be undone
@supersonspidey675 жыл бұрын
@@peanutbutterrobot I think episode 8 makes 7 bad by proxy
@BasedRoots5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Qu.nntessential5 жыл бұрын
"Kylo-Ren comes back because, you know, falling off of things doesn't really matter in star wars." LMAO most consistent plot point.
@Drekulviin4 жыл бұрын
not for Mace Windu
@gamma25894 жыл бұрын
@Jaxson Hughes ..he did?
@azeezbashir17344 жыл бұрын
Jaxson Hughes how?
@PrecisionEngenering4 жыл бұрын
@Jaxson Hughes not in canon
@Riwillion4 жыл бұрын
And it is actually pretty legit, because it has been canonically shown that Jedi (or just proficient Force users in general) can use the Force to slow down their fall from literally any height. Falling is of basically no threat to a conscious, capable Force user.
@redskin61464 жыл бұрын
Ironically, more thought went into this script than the entire final of the trilogy.
@blakjjags06974 жыл бұрын
Reds Kin wow aren’t you original
@redskin61464 жыл бұрын
@@blakjjags0697 Ironically, you're not the first person to have ever said that.
@blakjjags06974 жыл бұрын
Reds Kin in general or to you?
@nackle_k4 жыл бұрын
tbh I think force awakens was fine, but the rest was terrible
@silentlamb214 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, final? ;D there will be more and more and more...
@1988foxtrot3 жыл бұрын
While it was painfully obvious that the trilogy had no plan, JJ Abrams finally admitted that they had no plan.
@Dexter20173 жыл бұрын
There was really no point in making up anymore bullsh*t at that point
@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite17472 жыл бұрын
What’s even sadder is that George Lucas already had plans for the sequel trilogy which JJ could’ve used which makes his decision of not planning out the trilogy even worse
@Zippypeepee Жыл бұрын
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747yeah like I wish we got George’s * story my phone is being weird I can’t see anything lol stet at least
@Not_Quite_My_Tempo Жыл бұрын
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 That's Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Disney company behind these decisions. I doubt JJ had anything to do with all that.
@whitedragoness23 Жыл бұрын
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747e probably created a whole planned road map. No one could read it. Lol
@captainobvious45565 жыл бұрын
Disney: "This is a wayfinder." Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."
@MeteorPhoenix11275 жыл бұрын
Disney: "Exegol, the homeworld of the Sith" Star Wars Fans: "You mean Korriban. Why are you changing trivial stuff??"
@rickyd62175 жыл бұрын
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 Disney: "Uhhhh.... Money-Merchandisinggol? Ah f*** it. We're glad this series is over so we can start a brand new trilogy to bring in impressionable new fans to milk for the next 40 years after you're [Star Wars Fans] all dead."
@captainobvious45565 жыл бұрын
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 So True!
@yarpen265 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's insulting how much they steal from the intellectual property they themselves wiped from existence five years ago. This gizmo is not really a holocron (it's just a map, it doesn't hold the Force-powered AI avatar of its creator) but its design is a 100% ripoff of the Sith holocrons from the comics.
@ethanschenck97145 жыл бұрын
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 It's extra strange since Korriban (or Morribond as it's called) is actually in the current canon. Regardless, Exegol seems more in line with Dromund Kaas with it being a hard to find, mist shrouded planet associated with the ancient sith. I think it would have been cool if they just made it either of those planets.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19624 жыл бұрын
"So what happens in the Rise of Skywalker?" "The last Skywalkers die!" "Then why is it called Rise of Skywalker?" "Because at the end, a Palpatine commits identity theft."
@freezasama58024 жыл бұрын
Rey has no right to call herself a skywalker she acts nothing like one and she's not even related the whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19624 жыл бұрын
@@freezasama5802 I read this and agreed. Then I read this as Frieza and I laughed. Especially Frieza saying "The whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash"
@freezasama58024 жыл бұрын
Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV why thank you it's my persona
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19624 жыл бұрын
@@freezasama5802 With all my hair, I identify more with those Saiyan monkeys you seem to hate so much... or with Cousin It
@legitlinus90524 жыл бұрын
@@freezasama5802 yeah and she even has both hands, what a fake
@kuyajonny11955 жыл бұрын
Palpatine’s Wife: “Let’s have a child.” Palpatine: “Do it.”
@TheRAMBO91915 жыл бұрын
dew et
@joenesvick70435 жыл бұрын
Was he ever married? Maybe he just influenced the Midichlorians to create life
@Skarix5 жыл бұрын
I feel like a galactic emperor like old Sheev would’ve had some sort of Harem... am I the only one that thought this?
@brgan5575 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmm yes dew it
@pnutz_25 жыл бұрын
IVF obviously didn't exist in star wars
@kenyonwells21393 жыл бұрын
"DEW IT" "Oh he for sure said that!" That guy zaps himself a LOT
@qwerty_and_azerty5 жыл бұрын
“He transferred the last of his life force to her.” “Oh, so she can, like, transfer it back to him now.” “Well yeah, but she doesn’t.” “Oh, savage.”
@thibautisserant5 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS OUR HERO !"
@Jackaxed5 жыл бұрын
It's what he deserves tho lol
@twitchascension5 жыл бұрын
It solves the problem that he's "spiritually" redeemed but if he comes back alive he has to face the consequences of contributing to the deaths of millions of people. He'd probably have been executed, anyway.
@richardhauer83915 жыл бұрын
@@twitchascensionDid he though? He helped to defeat both big villains of the story, so he could have just told everyone that it was his secret plan to defeat them. Just try. Why would he throw away every chance? I find it a bit disappointing when the bad guy of a story is evil for no reason, tells everyone that he is evil for no reason and then kills himself off in to make sure the main character(s) don't have to do it. It's just lazy writing.
@thatnativeking13335 жыл бұрын
Qwerty and Azerty he sacrificed himself for her. If she would’ve healed him it’s safe to say it will cost her her life.
@joshg.63154 жыл бұрын
Palpatine is like “If you kill me, my spirit will possess you.” and Rey is like “Well I’m not gonna do that. I don’t want to get possessed by a Sith.” Then Palpatine shoots lightning at her and she immediately kills him and he doesn’t possess her, because reasons.
@jayeshrattnani85774 жыл бұрын
@FireIron 36 yeah can't he just revive himself again
@jayeshrattnani85774 жыл бұрын
@FireIron 36 in legends like stops the cloning process. Here nothing
@dargaronsoftsong31934 жыл бұрын
You see, he was using a channeled ability, which put his force-possession on cooldown. He should've specced Corruption and Word of Agony for quick-cast DoTs.
@NarwahlGaming4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't that mean that if Palpatine just waited around and died of natural causes that he would possess Rey, anyway?
@kendalldrury81564 жыл бұрын
Apparently being hit with his own lighting meant he killed himself or something so Rey didn't get possessed.
@EXCLMaker5 жыл бұрын
"Well, you can heal people and animals by giving them some life force I decided." Wow, wouldn't that have been convenient when Padme was dying or when Vader was dying or when Qui-Gonn was dying or when Anakin's mom was dying or when Yoda was dying or when....
@aiyagilliam99305 жыл бұрын
It's in the mandalorian so the real question is Why didnt baby Yoda teach anyone this ability
@pauld.b71295 жыл бұрын
And appearantly you have a limited amount of life force i guess? But also not, when its convinient.
@bobafettjr855 жыл бұрын
@@aiyagilliam9930 Keep in mind that Baby Yoda isn't Yoda. Yoda was dead before The Mandalorian takes place.
@Scott64a5 жыл бұрын
LOL These Disney hacks know nothing of writing anything. They are clearly just phoning it in.
@joshdowney99945 жыл бұрын
force healing is an established canon ability though
@jackdonith3 жыл бұрын
Rey is the ideal protagonist for "super easy, barely an inconvenience" jokes again and again.
@karlyfarr73973 жыл бұрын
And Disney’s live action Mulan.
@ThorMaximus2 жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy with her attempt to make a strong female character & typical of her stupidity, makes Rey the exact opposite of interesting
@death2ipod2 жыл бұрын
i feel like they need to re-name the "mary sue" character to "rey" lol
@a-1pictures4782 жыл бұрын
Sadly
@noahmellemstrand47562 жыл бұрын
Nah Dominick Torreto is. Just says “it’s family time” and becomes superman lmao
@saga6854 жыл бұрын
“He’s just the cutest little merchandising opportunity” Disney’s missions statement in a nutshell.
@TheMacKosh4 жыл бұрын
Ewoks, droids...
@mjamitche52453 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, you own a baby Yoda and a Porg.
@Levi-rc8kh3 жыл бұрын
*Every movie company
@aleigor4503 жыл бұрын
You mean George Lucas in a nutshell? He IS the father of movies for toys. Star Wars was created for this, but unfortunately, toys sales have gone down since then. Doesn't help they make the shittiest toys now with character without anything interesting or "cool"
@andyscott52773 жыл бұрын
That was George Lucas’ "mission statement in a nutshell" long before Disney had anything to do with it.
@beggar10155 жыл бұрын
"He's just the cutest little merchandising opportunity." Baby Yoda: "Hold my bone broth."
@michaelplowman86745 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda, "Hold my bone you will, Broth."
@aitchisondaniel5 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda: "did you forget to tell the factories about me?"
@spktrspktr31115 жыл бұрын
@JRPGFan20000 Hahahahahahahahahaha.
@zommy5re775 жыл бұрын
ur welcome for 1000th like
@ashupashu55595 жыл бұрын
Monoi I Yoda will kill Mary Sue
@Palumtra5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting some kind of parody not the actual recration of the original meeting......
@keerthanasatheesh96395 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MoseseYT5 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅👏
@rc-wl6od5 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. This is exactly how I saw the movie. This, plus as a Star Wars remake with essentially an all-female cast.
@squid8me5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@CheyBluexoxo5 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@fotipitrakkos11933 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you mentioned the very strange Lando and ex-stormtrooper moment at the end. This had me in tears at the cinema laughing. Ten minutes into watching it, I started to suspect this whole trilogy was a master reveal from Mel Brooks, that "The Rise of Skywalker" was actually "Spaceballs 2" Ah the tragedy when a beloved thing becomes a parody of itself.
@violetlavi22072 жыл бұрын
It’s especially strange because originally, Jannah was Lando’s daughter. But then they changed that…and yet they shot/kept this scene
@fotipitrakkos11932 жыл бұрын
@@violetlavi2207 that makes perfect sense. Just goes to show how little care they took with the final product. And had they kept that idea, it would've been yet another incredible coincidence that everybody in this universe is related to someone significant. Not to mention the inherent ignorance in this particular case
@palaceofwisdom9448 Жыл бұрын
The Rise of Skywalker was clearly a search for more money, so your Spaceballs 2 theory rings true.
@fotipitrakkos1193 Жыл бұрын
@@palaceofwisdom9448 haha brilliant
@ItsTheGuy775 жыл бұрын
Rey: "I'm Rey...Skywalker." Me: "Identity theft is not a joke, Rey. Millions of families suffer every year."
@amanp20005 жыл бұрын
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
@AzazelZaphorOmega5 жыл бұрын
I'm not one of those that got mad or said the line was cringey, but this was funny Lol
@philc60685 жыл бұрын
"Michael!"
@ctakitimu5 жыл бұрын
Rey is committing Glory Theft!!
@JC-ph3ku5 жыл бұрын
The actual story: all the skywalkers die and a Palpatine steals their family name. This is called "rise of skywalker" and hailed as a triumphant theme??? I call it "bad storytelling"
@Bova-Fett5 жыл бұрын
"What are the chances of that?" "Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay!"
@StephenShepherdOfficial5 жыл бұрын
An underrated line
@korzbro355 жыл бұрын
Smart quote for sure!
@princessthyemis5 жыл бұрын
That's so funny!!!
@KrucielBL5 жыл бұрын
"Why does that happen?" "So we can show it in the trailer" L O L
@johntumahab3235 жыл бұрын
Blech, Square Enix did the exact same thing with Evil Aqua.
@ECKtrain4 жыл бұрын
smart!
@vsGoliath964 жыл бұрын
@Maarten Keus Or he could have just... NOT done that and made something new? Something that wasn't a blatant rip off of a scene that was done far better about 40 years ago?
@Probablymcake Жыл бұрын
The scene where Palpatine and Rey both say Im all the sith and Im all the jedi respectively is just like when we were kids roleplaying Star Wars and decided to give ourselves OP powers because we were tired of playing. Truly one of the lines ever said of all time
@imonit4272 Жыл бұрын
Exactly…the sequel isn’t bad fan-fic, it’s bad kid-fic.
@ChrisMorray11 ай бұрын
Yup... That's exactly how I felt. Completely un-earned nonsense.
@gbh_events9 ай бұрын
Yup. It was at this point that it occurred to me that this movie seems like it was written by an 8 year old. I was cringing so hard I just couldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the whole movie. It just goes to show that there are more important things than a massive budget.
@FriedFreezer5 ай бұрын
My brain really thought she was going to say “I’m every Jedi” and then I realised I was thinking of a Chaka Khan song
@saneman71775 ай бұрын
I always thought the last trilogy had the vibe of really bad fan fiction tbh
@Amber-hf8uo4 жыл бұрын
“He also has a big secret he has to tell Rey before they die!” “What is it?” “I don’t know!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IndistreeHolla4 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite catchphrase of his.
@justinpullen10974 жыл бұрын
Fair enough.
@Willientus4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it was written by a clueless ai story generator lol.
@jebatman7564 жыл бұрын
That's like JJ Abrams in a nutshell
@GeneralRamm9104 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching this and I literally passed this comment as he was saying that lol
@ronron865 жыл бұрын
"What are the odds?" "Astronomical. But this is space, so that's okay."
@rapidreaders77415 жыл бұрын
Such a clever pun. It flew right past the first I heard it.
@Elliot.25915 жыл бұрын
@@rapidreaders7741 Lol nice pun. Bc they in space ships. Almost didn't ignite.
@russelldavis18755 жыл бұрын
To be fair it was right next to the ship where they were looking for exactly that clue so like, not exactly as ridiculous as a lot of the other things.
@Elliot.25915 жыл бұрын
Russell Davis r/wooosh
@TheMariokart7fan5 жыл бұрын
“So she could heal him?” “Yeah but she doesn’t” “Oh savage!” 😂
@rapidreaders77415 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which, how does Rey not evaporate after dying like every other Jedi?
@rapidreaders77415 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Vernon She wasn't murdered by Palpatine. She used all her life force to deflect Palpatine's electricity back to himself, thus giving up her life to save the Resistance fleet, i.e. sacrificing herself.
@joelellis70355 жыл бұрын
@@rapidreaders7741 because woke culture demanded a female heroic lead at the end of the movie.
@rapidreaders77415 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Vernon I mean yeah. She was holding 2 lightsabers together, _and_ using the Force. Pretty sure all Jedi and Sith use the force when engaging in lightsaber duels. That's why they're better at duels then non-force sensitive plebs. Regardless, my point still stands.
@Heldemon5 жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair, she would just die again so...
@kellnola3 жыл бұрын
I love how Writer Guy is so (sarcastically) excited and breathless throughout ... perfectly captures the utter and total banality of the whole thing
@JimmyDerocher4 жыл бұрын
This pitch meeting actually makes GOT Season 8 look like it was well planned
@Codraroll4 жыл бұрын
This. And that line of "I want this film to have a lot of impactful moments, but I don't really want to deal with the actual impacts" rings so true for both franchises as well. Didn't GoT season 8 show the complete destruction of both the Dothraki and Unsullied armies on screen like three times each?
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
@@Codraroll It did, then literally the next episode the army was perfectly fine. However, Dany having the army itself made sense and stayed true to the plot (thanks to the good early seasons). That Star Destroyer fleet was legit impossible and made none. The entire First Order served no purpose.
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
@Persephone kajira It was equally as impossible as Palpatine being alive and having a daughter who had his granddaughter .
@lukegrubbs23134 жыл бұрын
*Well lit
@noahs98664 жыл бұрын
@DOODLE HEAD you should watch it
@maniccrow56955 жыл бұрын
Palpatine during intercourse: "Do it!" Palpatine during his climax: "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!"
@flvbbernvggets5 жыл бұрын
Let's just put it this way....those weren't lightning bolts.
@Cenotaur15 жыл бұрын
...maybe you should talk to a doctor of some kind. Just a thought...
@Altronn5 жыл бұрын
Apparently this is how he passed unlimited power down to Rey
@charliebanks41355 жыл бұрын
I am the seNUT.
@jondellar5 жыл бұрын
Oooohh thank you for loading me up with that one 😄
@johanbispo24435 жыл бұрын
- ”Hey, Palpatine, what should I do with my bra? - ”Undo it”
@rohanjarande5 жыл бұрын
Hahahha
@rod43095 жыл бұрын
i need more of this!
@GobSnick23245 жыл бұрын
-“Oh Palpatine, what are we gonna do with that Lightsaber of yours?” -“Suck it.”
@cilonrs5 жыл бұрын
yessssss yessssss
@loganricherson5 жыл бұрын
There are no bras in the starwars universe according to George Lucas
@tuures.51673 жыл бұрын
"Oh wow, what are the odds of that happening?" "Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay." That was so good 👌🤣
@alisaurus422411 ай бұрын
My favorite line in all the Pitch Meetings
@jona_cadena5 жыл бұрын
Finn: REY!!! REY!!! REY!!! *literally his entire role in the movie*
@mikedadswell49435 жыл бұрын
TBH he did say "woooo" an awful lot too
@ryanconley39325 жыл бұрын
He got a feelin
@thehashslingingslasher98715 жыл бұрын
finally someone else noticed it
@phillytheflyerable5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanmorgan3647 why. they got no ass
@deathsdollar26065 жыл бұрын
His entire role in the trilogy you mean
@lauryners5 жыл бұрын
then Rey sees herself as a Sith for ten seconds. oh what's that about? so we could put it in the trailer! That’s smart!
@noconnoraction5 жыл бұрын
Pioh
@carbonfox44645 жыл бұрын
Like how Luke saw himself as Vader... Because they both were connected to dark side bloodlines.
@axle17175 жыл бұрын
@@carbonfox4464 but Luke's connection actually made sense. Not shoved in the last movie of the trilogy.
@TheFoolsKing75 жыл бұрын
@@carbonfox4464 I always interpenetrated it as the cave showing Luke that he could be the next "Vader" if he goes to the dark side, or that nobody is immune to the influences of the dark side. Due to the fact that earlier in the move iirc Luke states that he won't succumb to the dark side.
@Dragonage2ftw5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure even Daisy Ridley was surprised that image made it into the film.
@joeclark18935 жыл бұрын
Halfway through the movie, I had a realization: that “Skywalker” wasn’t referring to Rey but to Kylo Ren. I assumed that in a complete flip on previous Star Wars movies and as a final plot twist, Rey was going to turn evil or sacrifice herself and Kylo was going to become good and lead the Jedi order. But none of that happened and we got a weird, predictable ending that makes absolutely no sense
@caseywellington47614 жыл бұрын
Same! That would have been amazing, at least for the story.
@anggafuse85684 жыл бұрын
I thought the same... But we will be mad if it happened... It will be just like what happened to Daenerys in GOT... Fans will be crazy....
@aravindmuthu954 жыл бұрын
@@anggafuse8568 this one at-least had a proper foreshadowing
@morganblack32784 жыл бұрын
That would have been way better.
@ronanelliott98444 жыл бұрын
I love how the movie manages to be totally predictable, while *also* being weird and making no sense
@DWAkhaten Жыл бұрын
"Can't she just transfer the life force back to him now?" "Yeah, but she doesn't." "Oh, savage." 😄
@danielhoang2896 ай бұрын
To be fair they did make him vanish immediately so she didn't have time to. Whereas when she died, her body stayed for a good amount of time without vanishing
@CaptainFutureman5 жыл бұрын
It's sad to realise that every Star Wars critic's youtube video I've seen has actually been much better written than the movie itself.
@simonakatsman9745 жыл бұрын
Same goes for fanfiction
@SaladDressing694 жыл бұрын
That's because most of the critics are fans.
@CaptainFutureman4 жыл бұрын
@@SaladDressing69 Yes, that does make all the difference.
@wasphacker56425 жыл бұрын
J.J. Abrams: "Let's build this on nostalgia. Like... a lot." Rian Johnson: "Let's subvert expectations. Like... a lot." J.J. Abrams: "Yeah… I just wanna wrap this up now."
@xakariz5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for summing up the 2010s trilogy in three sentences brilliantly.
@NotaroName5 жыл бұрын
Except he left loads of plot points unresolved.
@MandoFettOG5 жыл бұрын
@@NotaroName all the more room to expand upon. Every question shouldn't be answered in a movie it takes away the mystery. Especially in sci-fi
@NotaroName5 жыл бұрын
@@MandoFettOG I didn't say answer every question. I don't need to know the name of every ship or anything (*cough* wookiepedia *cough*) but plot points in a story need a resolution. Why hint that stormtroopers can be saved and not resolve that? Why raise the issue of how maz got luke's saber and then not resolve it? Better to just not create those plot points in the first place.
@CrazyAznKT5 жыл бұрын
Notaro - JJ loves his mystery boxes man, it’s entirely how LOST got so popular and a bunch of stuff never got answered there
@sheolcodemonkey40274 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention the part where Rey arbitrarily decides that she's a Skywalker now
@thederpydazer4 жыл бұрын
Yeah why is a palpatine a skywalker now 😅
@JordanWheeler19994 жыл бұрын
@@thederpydazer soooo.... In the end of the day Disney fucked up the whole starwars lore. Me: please end me now. God: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career
@TathD4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that was so unnecessary. What did that even mean? Will all Jedi start calling themselves Skywalkers now? Why not just reclaim the Palpatine name? Her entire clan wasn't evil. Her parents were so exemplary they literally died to keep her away from Granddad's clutches.
@wouterschreuder15234 жыл бұрын
its in there, " a palpatine commits identity theft"
@andersonandrighi45393 жыл бұрын
It is called marriage. Rey kissed Kylo and they are a couple now. Se might even be pregnant. It is a Disney movie and Star Wars. Need to say more?
@stormvexed Жыл бұрын
"So what happens on testicle" "Exegol" "What did I say" the BEST
@willashley235 жыл бұрын
Episode X is gonna open with snoke's ominous voice saying "i created palpatine."
@MrHublibubs5 жыл бұрын
More like Episode XII
@shivronmanickam79175 жыл бұрын
Darth plagues: no one is ever truly gone
@maximusdudimus42415 жыл бұрын
Directed by Rian Johnson
@mohamedamin-vl3wu5 жыл бұрын
maan episode X (pronounced as an x and not 10 lol) has such a nice ring to it! Too bad there won't be one :(
@thibautisserant5 жыл бұрын
Yoda : All the babies, I am.
@KainGerc5 жыл бұрын
"Sure, Why not" should have been the tagline of this movie.
@BassheadStewie5 жыл бұрын
George Lucas's favorite saying "why not"
@solidsteelcobra5 жыл бұрын
"You'd just waste that $15 somewhere else anyway."
@kayka50905 жыл бұрын
Vader: " i am your father" Palpatine: " i am your grandfather"
@RJWayne285 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: I'm not happy with my catheter
@PrimordialMuck5 жыл бұрын
I am your Grandfather-Uncle. Ha! She instantly married Kylo when they kissed. What's the problem? Lol. Though, I think, Palpatine impregnating Shmee Skywalker with special Anakin Sauce, I think this is a bit more intimate than an incestuous kiss, but whadda I know lmfao
@squalooceano22915 жыл бұрын
Spoilers!
@thomasdalrymple22775 жыл бұрын
@@RJWayne28 want me to remove it ? Palps: "do it"
@calebklingerman79023 жыл бұрын
“I want this film to have impactful moments, but I don’t want to have to deal with the actual impact.” That pretty much sums up our society right now.
@wattsnottaken13 жыл бұрын
Depressingly so
@jamesformby19793 жыл бұрын
On point comment
@mariaenn Жыл бұрын
So true
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
Disney in a nutshell!
@dtkedtyjrtyj5 жыл бұрын
"And then the Stormtroopers fly after them." "They fly now?" "They fly now." Not sure if it is a missed opportunity or a brilliant subversion.
@jeydangosman6994 жыл бұрын
Heh. I see what you did there
@Shadow257204 жыл бұрын
"They forgot that they have TIE-Fighters?" "Yes, they kinda forgot"
@Riwillion4 жыл бұрын
@Rory Whiteley Not very prominently in the movies, so that doesn´t count in Disney´s eyes.
@starrynights10675 жыл бұрын
"Dew it" "Oh he for sure said that" I am DECEASED 😂
@justinsparks32574 жыл бұрын
"Okay maybe we can move on?" "I would literally love nothing more!"
@DmanDice4 жыл бұрын
Dewing it is tight
@thewlf-man41914 жыл бұрын
Just DeW iT! Just dEw It!!!
@ericbell74 жыл бұрын
Can‘t stop giggeling.. even suddenly in public. Whoopsies
@patrickdostie284 жыл бұрын
@@ericbell7 Oh giggling in public is tight!
@TrunkJunky5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine not learning his lesson from previous Jedi encounters is TIGHT.
@stevepalpatine28285 жыл бұрын
Reys Grandmother was TIGHT.
@darthtroller5 жыл бұрын
@@stevepalpatine2828 😂😂😂
@drigondii5 жыл бұрын
Steve Palpatine don’t talk about your mother like that!
@alexkaplan65815 жыл бұрын
@@stevepalpatine2828 feel the "hate" flow into you...
@stevepalpatine28285 жыл бұрын
@@alexkaplan6581 Yes... the "hate"...
@jaball773 ай бұрын
Horses. You forgot to mention they brought HORSES to a space battle.
@jimmymac45595 жыл бұрын
I’m a little surprised Palpatine wasn’t on the planet Jellicle
@808Mark5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@shyamsundarrajan24695 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ernovincze29005 жыл бұрын
I thought Jellicle is a moon.
@praftman5 жыл бұрын
"You definitely are a Jellicle Sith"
@dumpygoodness40865 жыл бұрын
@Ken Nuppenau CAT WARS!!!! YESSS! KATHLEEN CAN HAVE RIAN WRITE IT! TWO GREAT FILMS IN ONE!! REVENGE OF THE JELLICLE SITH
@andrewkeeleyyonda4 жыл бұрын
"Did you forget to pay that off?" "I forgot to pay that off." "That's okay, that happens. A lot."
@Marvelfanatic36583 жыл бұрын
"I mean, a lot."
@MJAYZ0073 жыл бұрын
Thats the entire sequel trilogy
@robotrix2 жыл бұрын
If your name is JJ Abrams
@amaldas44824 жыл бұрын
"And Tony is gonna be like, I am Iron Man" Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that!
@vanillajack59253 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Howard The Duck didn't show up too 😅
@shannonbutler-williams72613 жыл бұрын
And everyone shows up at the same time. In Endgame, that made sense, in this sense, it doesn't make much sense, and they show up so close to each other there should have been a lot of casualties from all the space allies running into each other.
@mr.stuffdoer84833 жыл бұрын
It’d be so weird of them to have actually gone back and redo that scene with those lines because of Endgame, tho.
@jasoncaetano97083 жыл бұрын
mr stuff doer well I mean they were writing them at the same time
@dendi98833 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the last fight scene is a copy from endgame lmao
@mirthfulArtist4 жыл бұрын
"Falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars." WINDU LIVES.
@raphaelperry81595 жыл бұрын
"He's from the other movies!" Pretty much the level of intelligence behind the film right there.
@Jokoufro5 жыл бұрын
“Nice, so what are we calling this?” “Get this, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’” “But isn’t she a Palpatine?” “Well I just have her say she’s a Skywalker at the end so it’s all good.” “You wrote the title before your wrote the script didn’t you.” “I did indeed.”
@nathank22895 жыл бұрын
Woops. Woopsie
@edwardness74975 жыл бұрын
Was weird, burring the light-sabers of the past as like a metaphor to the Skywalker saga finally being over... then bam, and her name is REY SKYWALKER "John Cena Theme" Thought it was a nice homage to her "step-parents"
@nemdenemam97535 жыл бұрын
Well, according to comics, Anakin was made by Palpatine so Rey is at least a cousin to the Skywalkers
@thegdpwhytea4395 жыл бұрын
Shoulda called it "Rise of Palpatine" or something like that to give it a double meaning.
@thefogg5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna need you to get waaay of my back about this one."
@JB-bq2qj5 жыл бұрын
This contains no jokes, they're just reading the screenplay.
@toonbartholome4795 жыл бұрын
Naamgenoot
@gri75 жыл бұрын
Screenplay and jokes one in same
@thediamondkittygamingmore66145 жыл бұрын
@Toon Bartholome what
@chumba2a5 жыл бұрын
And yet it’s funny as hell.
@johnmulholland17895 жыл бұрын
The screenplay didn't contain any jokes either.
@mattwo73 жыл бұрын
1:59 Hey remember when Han was all "THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!" Um...
@YZee-ij1uv5 жыл бұрын
'And then he dies.' 'Oh, he dies?' 'Yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her!' 'Oh, so she can like, transfer it back to him now?' 'Well yeah, but she doesn't.' 'Oh, savage!' I CAN'T EVEN
@utenteutente95315 жыл бұрын
"...but he can't translate" "why?" "because of its programming" "but actually why?" "to extend the plot a little" "ok gotcha" lmao
@MiikaLiukka5 жыл бұрын
And then immediately getting the dagger back is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@TheEphemeralMammal4 жыл бұрын
As much as I agree, at least it gave us Babu Frik.
@ieat1000banana4 жыл бұрын
they really didn't need to go to a droidsmith to override c-3po's programming since he could've just pointed on a map where the mcguffin is
@austindjikoren5 жыл бұрын
The scene where Rey fought her evil self was unbelievably underwhelming
@rithrius53845 жыл бұрын
_"So what about that cool bendy lightsaber thing. That thing was tight!"_ _"Merchandising."_ _"Merchandising?"_ _"Merchandising!"_ _"Wow wow wow!"_
@austindjikoren5 жыл бұрын
@@rithrius5384 I'm gonna need u to get all the way of my back with that bendy bendy stuff, that was already shown in the trailer. I was hoping for a long badass fight.
@gregx50965 жыл бұрын
@WiiManElite whynotboth.gif
@benvoliothefirst5 жыл бұрын
You ever watch the scene with Luke in the cave?
@guldi32 ай бұрын
For some reason the entire "I am all the sith and i am all the jedi" conversation reminds me of two children playing pretend battle.
@theedge59275 жыл бұрын
Is Palpatine now deader than after Return of the Jedi?
@selimcamur25525 жыл бұрын
Deadest Palpatine we have ever seen
@El_Descarriado5 жыл бұрын
"Until next we meet...Unlimited power." - Sheev Palpatine, 302BBY or something
@theredfish62585 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm afraid Palpatine will we be quite operational when the next movies arrive...
@cjmarshall79705 жыл бұрын
He’s probably gonna come back as a force ghost.
@Arvak7775 жыл бұрын
To be completely honest I would have preferred it to be Jar Jar as the villain
@TruthAndMoreTruth5 жыл бұрын
"They go to Burning man..." "Poe meets up with a Power Ranger he used to date..."
@callmeviper77235 жыл бұрын
TruthAndMoreTruth That’s a thing he said.
@mandreadfg5 жыл бұрын
These are my two favorites by farrrr
@365MRYOLO5 жыл бұрын
FIDIRONU couldn’t even remember the name cuz these characters suck lmao
@falfieri31675 жыл бұрын
More like Daft Punk
@DarkLightGaming1175 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of burning man when they went to that festival lol.
@DADEFUYE5 жыл бұрын
And then Luke wakes up from his meditation. To realize it was all a vision.
@wesleygriffiths87485 жыл бұрын
Mara holds him and tells him it was all just a bad dream
@greatazuredragon5 жыл бұрын
@@wesleygriffiths8748 And tells him to stop drinking blue milk, it's clearly spoiled.
@HUNKragor5 жыл бұрын
And Bobby is under the shower
@greuju5 жыл бұрын
That's what I said the next movie should be... It was all a dream 😂
@TheNervousAnna5 жыл бұрын
If only.
@TrotterG3 жыл бұрын
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh? Such a good description of how it felt, haha
@ThatGuy1825455 жыл бұрын
He was in a basement with strobe lights! Dunno why but that was funny as hell.
@plinyelder81565 жыл бұрын
ThatGuy182545 lol I imagine Palpatine wearing sunglasses in the basement with strobe lights
@firedemon435 жыл бұрын
Palps loves to rave that's what inspired reys name
@creativeprodigies13225 жыл бұрын
ThatGuy182545 Everyone knows Palp is on that X
@caderlocke88695 жыл бұрын
This 8 minute video explained the movie better than the movie.
@joegarcia11495 жыл бұрын
and also drives it home , on how is not as great as people want it to be ...
@algalkin5 жыл бұрын
I havent watched the movie yet and after watching this not gonna need to!
@FunnyMuffins5 жыл бұрын
@@algalkin agreed
@joeltraten59675 жыл бұрын
I am of the opinion that seeing this movie will only amount to wasted time that I can never get back, so I could only suspect this. It is nice to have confirmation.
@DonMutley5 жыл бұрын
@@joeltraten5967 It was fun to watch, but yeah, it's a mess. Not worthy to pay for.
@DaisahMephisto5 жыл бұрын
"I am ALL the Sith" "I am ALL the Jedi" Yo don't dog my boy Revan by putting him in either of those shells.
@realAndysan5 жыл бұрын
We need a Revan movie played by Keanu Reeves.
@siddaslothman22735 жыл бұрын
Andy-san That has to be the best thing I’ve ever read.
@MrWest-ph5yg5 жыл бұрын
@@realAndysan YES. WE. DO.
@bappadityabhattacharya87625 жыл бұрын
@@realAndysan I like the idea. Reeves playing Revan, is how would I say it " Great it shall be ".
@shantoreywilkins6515 жыл бұрын
👍👍⚡⚡
@bentontramell3 жыл бұрын
The first Star Wars movie I only watched once. What a gut punch.
@genius1a7 ай бұрын
Best comment! Same for me.
@kk_335 жыл бұрын
“So stuff is just kinda happening” Yep, perfect summary of this movie
@bmn36255 жыл бұрын
KKeith ray and Ben are cousins.🤢🤮
@mayeastrise5 жыл бұрын
No they aren’t
@silverdragon1225 жыл бұрын
Definitely. That's how i'm going to be describing it.
@r2ube5 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves his own channel. He’s too good for Screen Rant
@Unbrickme5 жыл бұрын
R2D2 Inc He does have his own channel.
@writingcooper79005 жыл бұрын
R2D2 Inc He has his own channel and his videos are hilarious
@adeyemikasali54635 жыл бұрын
WritingCooper What’s it called?
@jellyfishing5 жыл бұрын
@@writingcooper7900 w h a t s I t c a l l e d?
@nodernedarim78195 жыл бұрын
@@writingcooper7900 w h a t s I t C a l l e d
@SpencerBarton4 жыл бұрын
“They go to burning man” 😂😂
@daviddanao75924 жыл бұрын
How do I get my front foot on the board doing a kickflips???
@avadarkness6664 жыл бұрын
That one caught me off guard lol
@jonplaud4 жыл бұрын
I know so many people inviting me to Burning Man and I now think, "Don't wanna, I'm not White". 😂🤣
@TheBrickGuy79393 жыл бұрын
I thought Anakin transcended into the force.
@gruthakhul1003 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Cline Burning Man is a festival with music, dance, drugs and sex - then someone sets a big straw man on fire and everyone is happy. its a bit Hippie-esque and that scene in the movie had some similarities
@BryanH.-me9dbАй бұрын
My sister and I still haven't found the willpower to watch this and probably never will. Every time I muster the strength to maybe endure the torture, my sister shuts me down. I appreciate her for that.
@esguittcisneros95625 жыл бұрын
"And then she turns to them and says 'I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker." "But she's not though right ?" "Absolutely not, no." "Identity theft is TIGHT ".
@JeroenDoes5 жыл бұрын
@Drew Peacock It is Identity theft: "the fraudulent practice of using another person's name and personal information in order to obtain credit, loans, etc." The name skywalker has a lot of positive things to it because of Luke. It is a name people will recognise and treat her differently becasue of a presumed family connection. If I went around the US and startedcalling myself a family member of trump or obama I would be commiting a crime becasue I am am neither. The identity theft is in the fact that she is faking being part of a family.
@JonnySpec5 жыл бұрын
@Drew Peacock Or "The Rise of Palpatine"
@AndyGilleand5 жыл бұрын
She kissed Ben once so that means they're married
@smileywarhead51785 жыл бұрын
@ exactly she gets adopted! ...By more dead people. The eternal orphan.
@MoonchTheLax5 жыл бұрын
@Drew Peacock Skywalker happens to be the Chiss word used to refer to those who are force sensitive. Thrawn makes the snarky reference in his meeting with Anakin how he, and the jedi, are Skywalkers, though Anakin is amusingly one in name as well. So, if you enjoy the books like I do, you can reread "Rise of Skywalker" as "Rise of the Jedi"
@haxney5 жыл бұрын
JJ: so Palatine's whole thing is that he wants Rey to kill him so he can soul transfer to her. Exec: oh no, so how does Rey stop him? JJ: by killing him. Exec: wouldn't that make his soul transfer to her and do exactly what he wanted? JJ: don't worry about it. Exec: oh, okay!
@MrRapChild5 жыл бұрын
I thought they did away with that because of the 'all the jedi, all the sith' so there was nothing left to transfer as opposed to if Rey just killed him on her own.
@fffx25 жыл бұрын
He kills himself
@cadenglass13875 жыл бұрын
I think that was a lie to get her more emotionally unstable for the soul taking
@DOC_9515 жыл бұрын
I think they avoided that since he technically melted himself with his own lightning
@dickjohnson99965 жыл бұрын
Im gunna need you to get alllll the way off my back about that
@diegowelt4 жыл бұрын
These 8 minutes were better than the whole new Disney trilogy.
@jupiterjones3789 Жыл бұрын
349 likes and zero comments send quite a message - it's a popular and uncontroversial opinion For people in this comment section
@cernstormrunner7263 Жыл бұрын
Low bar to cross over
@TheSolidSnakeOil5 ай бұрын
The speed which he pitches the movie is exactly the same speed it was written.
@HendrickNYC5 жыл бұрын
Poe: "I'm sorry guys." Falcon: "On your left." Palpatine: "I am all the Sith." Tony Stark: "And I..... am Iron Man."
@CaptChrispy5 жыл бұрын
Hendrick Ramos The Man-Del-Iron!
@cougarkids49785 жыл бұрын
Falcon even works because it’s the millennium falcon
@Dragonage2ftw5 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@dogdriver704 жыл бұрын
"Then Rey is confronted by an evil version of herself for about 10 seconds." "Why does THAT happen?" "So we can show it in the trailer." "That's smart!"
@icemanjr.58193 жыл бұрын
That was smart
@DavidLLambertmobile3 жыл бұрын
I love how Rey wears a do rag, cap so she can have a stand in, double. Also a cheap excuse for new toys-figures. 💲💲💲
@icemanjr.58193 жыл бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobile I noticed that in movies that they will wear helmets or something similar and or only show certain angles when their double is on
@dogdriver703 жыл бұрын
@@ohio you're welcome. Thanks for the unnecessary comment.
@SubduedRadical2 жыл бұрын
To be fair...that WAS smart. It's like all those scenes in Rogue One that were in the trailer that all somehow didn't end up in the final movie that the trailer guys used specifically because they said "We were given a bunch of scenes and we put the coolest looking ones in the trailer"...but then those didn't end up in the actual movie somehow...
@T234-i6e5 жыл бұрын
If Anakin just healed his mother no one of this would’ve happened lol
@Dragonage2ftw5 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can use that.
@katakesh85665 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonage2ftw but why though? It's not just a diad thing so why couldn't the Chosen One just give a bit of life force?
@josgretf28005 жыл бұрын
@James Yorizzo A paddiwan or not he was the most powerful force user on the planet
@dimitrisbam11325 жыл бұрын
@James Yorizzo so Anakin wasn't ready even as a pupil amongst the best teachers but Rey was?
@miguelthealpaca89715 жыл бұрын
@@dimitrisbam1132 Rey read the ancient Jedi texts and so she probably learnt it from there.
@crisvazquez4333 жыл бұрын
There’s some real energy between these two guys.
@captainjacksparrow15184 жыл бұрын
"Suddenly deciding that the force can do things is tight!" Summed up perfectly
@orbaitv59914 жыл бұрын
That's in all of star wars
@orbaitv59914 жыл бұрын
@@rattlinbones ANH, ESB, ROTJ, TPM, ROTS...
@orbaitv59914 жыл бұрын
@@rattlinbones Ok for example ROTJ makes ghosts interact with things and touch them. Why didn't they fought the Emperor with Luke then? Or ROTJ and ESB makes Leia force sensistive and Vader's daughter yet Vader doesn't sense anything? Also I don't think force healing messes up with other movies since Rey found the power from the old jedi texts
@yoshidinono80954 жыл бұрын
Hey, it worked for Empire. Where they started pushing and pulling things. New Hope; the Force was all mind games. Even the choke wasn't even visible, and the guy just thought the uniform collar was getting tighter, but it was a mind trick then. These are not the droids we are looking for. What was that noise? And so on.
@6ixlxrd4 жыл бұрын
@@yoshidinono8095 Jedi Mind Trick has been, well, a Jedi move since times way back...it requires training and can only work on specific beings with a specific level of intellect. Everything else was literally just telekinesis to push, pull, or grab object/people with the mind. Force Skype that transport things half-way across the galaxy and Force Healing has never cannonly been a thing. Heck, Yoda struggled learning from Qui-Gon how to not lose his individuality when he died so he could teach others how to become Force Ghosts, and them interacting with the world wasn't a thing he learned. He of all people would've known about healing. Goes double since Grogu knows it as just a 50+ year-old kid with minimum training. Isn't something you just "read" about then boom with no training.
@opwave794 жыл бұрын
“We didn’t see him because he was in a basement with strobe lights” I’m dead.
@themechanic61514 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@plinyelder81564 жыл бұрын
lol this comment is an understatement
@Demio.o5 жыл бұрын
J.J. Abrams: “I’m not good at endings.” Disney: *Yes*
@nightshade719865 жыл бұрын
Then people who liked TLJ will sight Johnson as a better guy for wrapping things up failing to see how he pretty much has the same tendency to leave endings with a lot of loose ends or "up to the viewer interpretation".
@paulmarchano72385 жыл бұрын
J.J. Isn’t good at anything that I’ve seen, so. He just continues to ride the “I’m shiat” train, but still gets paid millions for making pure garbage.
@huskeryu5 жыл бұрын
He did nail the ending of Fringe, but man, besides that.
@juangabrielcabardo212 жыл бұрын
“What’s Baby Frik’s deal?” “He’s gonna be the CUTEST little merchandising opportunity.” *Baby Yoda has entered the chat*
@mbaxter224 жыл бұрын
"That guy does zap himself a lot." I died lol.
@KR-ni7lx4 жыл бұрын
So did Palps after shocking himself 3 times
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp4 жыл бұрын
It's a kink
@harrythompson99344 жыл бұрын
Wait before you die let me force heal you
@TentomushiHH3 жыл бұрын
*zapp me daddy, dew it!*
@donwhiteley32935 жыл бұрын
"Did you forget to pay that off?" "I forgot to pay that off." "That's OK. It happens. Kind of a lot." I lost it.
@morsteen5 жыл бұрын
This is actually THE best video about this movie.
@joseluispcr5 жыл бұрын
i wached like 3 days of it and I agree
@TunezCottage4 ай бұрын
"What are the odds of that?" "Astronomical, but this is space so it's okay." Cracked me up good.
@alcazar1234565 жыл бұрын
This guy is the most prolific screenwriter in Hollywood history, and he barely even tries, it’s super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.
@hardy94295 жыл бұрын
sometimes he needs to try harder lol, maybe not so super easy and a little bit of an inconvenience
@ThePlumAbides5 жыл бұрын
@@hardy9429 Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back right now
@ih8mcfly5 жыл бұрын
You do realise this is a comedy sketch and he isn’t really a screenwriter?
@Saint_nobody5 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah
@hardy94295 жыл бұрын
@@ih8mcfly having the joke fly over your head is tight
@RedRobinYUMM5 жыл бұрын
10 y/o anakin: ight lemme restrict 3po’s language so he cant read sith
@umanuu4 жыл бұрын
gotta respect the Republic law when ur a slave boy on a miserable planet
@xliquid14004 жыл бұрын
Its just not the slave boy way
@qweqqweq20904 жыл бұрын
It's just standard procedure. My introduction to programming protocol droids textbook back in college said you can't let them translate sith language. It was right after the part about the three laws. Everyone knows that.
@TobascoCatMC4 жыл бұрын
But really though his memories was wiped between the 3rd and 4th movie, thats when they probably did it, i don't think its that big of a plot hole
@SovereignStatesman4 жыл бұрын
Leeyum: Anakin just assembled C3PO from junk spare parts of other protocol-droids that Watto let him have; so it could be factory-set during the days of the Old Republic to keep the Sith from communicating. At least that sounds like something JJ Abrams would say.
@StephenTellsStories4 жыл бұрын
"So, what ends up happening on Testicle?" "Exegol." "What did I say?" *DEAD*
@gevillgar4 жыл бұрын
The whole video is great, but this joke got me LMAO XD
@katarmy13514 жыл бұрын
you made me choke on my cereal
@RumblesBettr4 жыл бұрын
Im “dead” that people still think saying dead is a cool thing to type. So dead
@StephenTellsStories4 жыл бұрын
@@RumblesBettr Wow. Good troll. 171,146 words in the English language and that’s the best you can come up with? Happy 14th birthday! You get to comment on the big boy KZbin now.
@SiriuslyBlack74 жыл бұрын
Simply the best!!!!lmao
@Luggi833 жыл бұрын
That's the only Pitch Meeting that still makes me constantly shake my head in disbelief instead of laughing...
@Conk3r165 жыл бұрын
"remember when Kylo Ren literally tortured Rey" "Yes that was very romantic, they should kiss"
@akextremerickert5 жыл бұрын
C0nk3r she’s into the kinky stuff
@chalkywhite25985 жыл бұрын
That was what I was thinking. Mind rapping a woman is foreplay?
@mcolottiboy5 жыл бұрын
akextremerickert soo much for our strong female lead huh?
@optillian41825 жыл бұрын
Yeah, BDSM is tight!
@kiaghezel-ayagh90995 жыл бұрын
C0nk3r so I think the “excuse” for that was the Ben vs kylo ren thing, where Kylo abused her, but Ben is a different person. She outright said she wanted to take Ben’s hand, explicitly mentioning that she wouldn’t have taken kylo ren’s hand. Kind of weak, but my shippy self doesn’t care about that
@newnamesameperson3975 жыл бұрын
Disney: let's buy star wars, announce a trilogy and have no idea or direction for the film's
@Boeing-777-X4 жыл бұрын
They made billions of dollars.
@omgsam71854 жыл бұрын
Well that's what happens when you get political 🙃
@omgsam71854 жыл бұрын
@@Boeing-777-X not enough actually
@Boeing-777-X4 жыл бұрын
@@omgsam7185 You do realize box office is nothing compared to merchandise, right? Still, 5.5 billion with four movies.
@chalkywhite25984 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever
@jackberry5 жыл бұрын
"They go to burning man" had me rolling 😂
@BigDiesel3305 жыл бұрын
When I saw the movie, my first thought was muslim themed burning man
@joelellis70355 жыл бұрын
II said that while watching the movie
@g.w.78935 жыл бұрын
Another reviewer called it Coachella ;)
@SuzanaNature5 жыл бұрын
To be honest it looked a lot more like the Holi Festival from india. The clothes are really similar and they even have the colorful powder.