Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Pitch Meeting

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@ScreenRant
@ScreenRant 5 жыл бұрын
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@sanmoon3543
@sanmoon3543 5 жыл бұрын
No
@davidk7529
@davidk7529 5 жыл бұрын
No
@Cenotaur1
@Cenotaur1 5 жыл бұрын
I'll never pay for Disney.
@HardAhFuhgBruh
@HardAhFuhgBruh 5 жыл бұрын
You were meant to destroy Disney not join them!
@djdtor
@djdtor 5 жыл бұрын
God I love Star Wars but this makes me want to hate it
@maxturtle7787
@maxturtle7787 5 жыл бұрын
When he said “Falcon’s gonna be like ‘on your left’” I didn’t even realize he was joking because it WAS the Millennium FALCON
@southpark645
@southpark645 5 жыл бұрын
MaxTurtle and the fact that the movie was basically Star Wars version of Endgame just not as good lol
@DavyCDiamondback
@DavyCDiamondback 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a Star Fox quote. He said Falco
@maxturtle7787
@maxturtle7787 5 жыл бұрын
David Casto no I don’t think so “on your left” is definitely an Endgame reference originating from Captain America’s joke in Winter Soldier
@thinkwithurdipstick
@thinkwithurdipstick 5 жыл бұрын
David Casto definitely said ‘Falcon’
@sosayweall_jpg
@sosayweall_jpg 5 жыл бұрын
@@DavyCDiamondback no you're all wrong, he was saying "Falcor" is on your left. cause our hero is atREYu.
@skyedavies1042
@skyedavies1042 5 жыл бұрын
"So stuff's just kind of happening huh?" "Stuff's just kind of happening." This is the best description I've heard of The Rise of Skywalker.
@Bluums
@Bluums 4 жыл бұрын
"So, stuff's just kind of happening, huh?" made me laugh so hard, pure genious!
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 4 жыл бұрын
Destroying a beloved franchise is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@nicholassims5366
@nicholassims5366 4 жыл бұрын
That was literally what I David said while watching the climax
@jaiparwani4279
@jaiparwani4279 4 жыл бұрын
Kill the writters
@steeveedee8478
@steeveedee8478 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Disney Star Wars - Stuff happens, occasionally making sense but normally not. Now ignore the merchendise and go bitch about how they've trashed it with the rest of us.
@hokusman100
@hokusman100 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize each trilogy ended with Palpatine electrocuting himself
@calebschuring9764
@calebschuring9764 5 жыл бұрын
Erin Roberts underrated comment 😂
@marcileatherboots1
@marcileatherboots1 5 жыл бұрын
@Erin Roberts ... Don't kink shame Grandpa Palpatine. 😂
@tobistein6639
@tobistein6639 5 жыл бұрын
You win the internet
@TaswcmT
@TaswcmT 5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine may in fact be ElectroBOOM, and moonlighting as a KZbinr.
@batmitesolos7097
@batmitesolos7097 5 жыл бұрын
@@marcileatherboots1 Grampa Palpa
@tryggestad
@tryggestad 4 жыл бұрын
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh?" Still my favorite line in this.
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is “[the odds are] astronomical! ...but this is space, so that’s okay”
@stevescholl5479
@stevescholl5479 2 жыл бұрын
This literally describes the movie perfectly.
@davidowens5898
@davidowens5898 2 жыл бұрын
@@alisaurus4224 Yeah, I howled at that one too........
@johnthorneycroft1067
@johnthorneycroft1067 Жыл бұрын
It's a bit embarrassing for all the highly paid writers and directors involved that this sums up the storytelling of the movie perfectly
@christianhardtofind6349
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
This is Ryan's most underrated and underused line!
@blupunk01
@blupunk01 5 жыл бұрын
"Cause falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars." *Mace Windu glares*
@alysaere
@alysaere 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'll be back in ep 10
@jackgrimshaw5030
@jackgrimshaw5030 5 жыл бұрын
Don't fret, he'll be resurrected as an invincible, infallible white woman. Because the woke hierarchy is clear and distinct.
@jaymontana13
@jaymontana13 5 жыл бұрын
**Star Wars Theory's Vader Episode 2 stares back**
@DiceFTW273
@DiceFTW273 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul was "fine" and he was also cut in half. XD
@Thee_Deputy
@Thee_Deputy 5 жыл бұрын
Man, I was so done with the movie by the final stand-off in Palpatines basement, I was honestly praying for a 1-armed Mace Windu to bounce up in there, call them all motherfuckers, kill em all. Roll Credits. "This party's over."
@Aziraphale686
@Aziraphale686 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see the alternate ending to this movie where rey and ben keep reviving eachother/dying over and over again. "You take the life force." "No, YOU Take the life force!" Couldn't they each take like, half of the life force?
@andychen8664
@andychen8664 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Bardineer
@Bardineer 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the scene with Affleck abd Hartnett in Pearl Harbor.
@matti8621
@matti8621 5 жыл бұрын
Well, if that isn't in HISHE Rise of Skywalker I'll be disappointed.
@micahnewman
@micahnewman 5 жыл бұрын
It's their version of having sex. Why not make it Force-tantric?
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 5 жыл бұрын
That makes me think of this scene near the end of a Rupert episode where an old Irish man and the Leprechaun prince argue over wanting the other to keep their good luck amulet which turns into a brief shouting match.
@Timartyn
@Timartyn 5 жыл бұрын
"Super easy, barley an inconvenience" was basically the slogan of this movie.
@IvaikinInsights
@IvaikinInsights 5 жыл бұрын
Timothy Mably yeah, like “script writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@siddaslothman2273
@siddaslothman2273 5 жыл бұрын
Learning how to force heal, teleport and clone objects, manipulate blaster bolts, telepathy, ability to see anyone at anytime anywhere. “It’s all super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@artphone610
@artphone610 5 жыл бұрын
I prefer rice though...
@Clonest
@Clonest 5 жыл бұрын
@@siddaslothman2273 To be fair that lightsaber in the end that "teleports" to kylo's hand thanks to rey WAS NOT CLONED, it was *spoilers* Leia's saber. Though it is a bit confusing how they made her saber blue as well. :P
@brndnwilks
@brndnwilks 5 жыл бұрын
Barley IS an inconvenience, isn't it?
@atroyz
@atroyz Жыл бұрын
“so stuff is just kind of happening” is the best line in this pitch, and completely sums up this movie.
@christianhardtofind6349
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
Yes, that is one of Ryan's best lines that he seldom uses!
@td7226
@td7226 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like Palpatine’s return totally undermines Vader’s sacrifice
@supersonspidey67
@supersonspidey67 5 жыл бұрын
I suppose, but then again if he wasent in this movie I seriously have no clue where it would have gone
@peanutbutterrobot
@peanutbutterrobot 5 жыл бұрын
the whole sequel trilogy is trash
@matthewkuhl79
@matthewkuhl79 5 жыл бұрын
Because in this trilogy, males may not be heros and any prior instance of it must be undone
@supersonspidey67
@supersonspidey67 5 жыл бұрын
@@peanutbutterrobot I think episode 8 makes 7 bad by proxy
@BasedRoots
@BasedRoots 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Qu.nntessential
@Qu.nntessential 5 жыл бұрын
"Kylo-Ren comes back because, you know, falling off of things doesn't really matter in star wars." LMAO most consistent plot point.
@Drekulviin
@Drekulviin 4 жыл бұрын
not for Mace Windu
@gamma2589
@gamma2589 4 жыл бұрын
@Jaxson Hughes ..he did?
@azeezbashir1734
@azeezbashir1734 4 жыл бұрын
Jaxson Hughes how?
@PrecisionEngenering
@PrecisionEngenering 4 жыл бұрын
@Jaxson Hughes not in canon
@Riwillion
@Riwillion 4 жыл бұрын
And it is actually pretty legit, because it has been canonically shown that Jedi (or just proficient Force users in general) can use the Force to slow down their fall from literally any height. Falling is of basically no threat to a conscious, capable Force user.
@redskin6146
@redskin6146 4 жыл бұрын
Ironically, more thought went into this script than the entire final of the trilogy.
@blakjjags0697
@blakjjags0697 4 жыл бұрын
Reds Kin wow aren’t you original
@redskin6146
@redskin6146 4 жыл бұрын
@@blakjjags0697 Ironically, you're not the first person to have ever said that.
@blakjjags0697
@blakjjags0697 4 жыл бұрын
Reds Kin in general or to you?
@nackle_k
@nackle_k 4 жыл бұрын
tbh I think force awakens was fine, but the rest was terrible
@silentlamb21
@silentlamb21 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, final? ;D there will be more and more and more...
@1988foxtrot
@1988foxtrot 3 жыл бұрын
While it was painfully obvious that the trilogy had no plan, JJ Abrams finally admitted that they had no plan.
@Dexter2017
@Dexter2017 3 жыл бұрын
There was really no point in making up anymore bullsh*t at that point
@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 2 жыл бұрын
What’s even sadder is that George Lucas already had plans for the sequel trilogy which JJ could’ve used which makes his decision of not planning out the trilogy even worse
@Zippypeepee
@Zippypeepee Жыл бұрын
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747yeah like I wish we got George’s * story my phone is being weird I can’t see anything lol stet at least
@Not_Quite_My_Tempo
@Not_Quite_My_Tempo Жыл бұрын
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 That's Kathleen Kennedy and the whole Disney company behind these decisions. I doubt JJ had anything to do with all that.
@whitedragoness23
@whitedragoness23 Жыл бұрын
@@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747e probably created a whole planned road map. No one could read it. Lol
@captainobvious4556
@captainobvious4556 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: "This is a wayfinder." Star Wars Fans: "No that's a sith holocron."
@MeteorPhoenix1127
@MeteorPhoenix1127 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: "Exegol, the homeworld of the Sith" Star Wars Fans: "You mean Korriban. Why are you changing trivial stuff??"
@rickyd6217
@rickyd6217 5 жыл бұрын
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 Disney: "Uhhhh.... Money-Merchandisinggol? Ah f*** it. We're glad this series is over so we can start a brand new trilogy to bring in impressionable new fans to milk for the next 40 years after you're [Star Wars Fans] all dead."
@captainobvious4556
@captainobvious4556 5 жыл бұрын
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 So True!
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's insulting how much they steal from the intellectual property they themselves wiped from existence five years ago. This gizmo is not really a holocron (it's just a map, it doesn't hold the Force-powered AI avatar of its creator) but its design is a 100% ripoff of the Sith holocrons from the comics.
@ethanschenck9714
@ethanschenck9714 5 жыл бұрын
@@MeteorPhoenix1127 It's extra strange since Korriban (or Morribond as it's called) is actually in the current canon. Regardless, Exegol seems more in line with Dromund Kaas with it being a hard to find, mist shrouded planet associated with the ancient sith. I think it would have been cool if they just made it either of those planets.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 жыл бұрын
"So what happens in the Rise of Skywalker?" "The last Skywalkers die!" "Then why is it called Rise of Skywalker?" "Because at the end, a Palpatine commits identity theft."
@freezasama5802
@freezasama5802 4 жыл бұрын
Rey has no right to call herself a skywalker she acts nothing like one and she's not even related the whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 жыл бұрын
@@freezasama5802 I read this and agreed. Then I read this as Frieza and I laughed. Especially Frieza saying "The whole sequel trilogy is just plain trash"
@freezasama5802
@freezasama5802 4 жыл бұрын
Wesley Oldham - Cartoons and TV why thank you it's my persona
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 жыл бұрын
@@freezasama5802 With all my hair, I identify more with those Saiyan monkeys you seem to hate so much... or with Cousin It
@legitlinus9052
@legitlinus9052 4 жыл бұрын
@@freezasama5802 yeah and she even has both hands, what a fake
@kuyajonny1195
@kuyajonny1195 5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine’s Wife: “Let’s have a child.” Palpatine: “Do it.”
@TheRAMBO9191
@TheRAMBO9191 5 жыл бұрын
dew et
@joenesvick7043
@joenesvick7043 5 жыл бұрын
Was he ever married? Maybe he just influenced the Midichlorians to create life
@Skarix
@Skarix 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like a galactic emperor like old Sheev would’ve had some sort of Harem... am I the only one that thought this?
@brgan557
@brgan557 5 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmm yes dew it
@pnutz_2
@pnutz_2 5 жыл бұрын
IVF obviously didn't exist in star wars
@kenyonwells2139
@kenyonwells2139 3 жыл бұрын
"DEW IT" "Oh he for sure said that!" That guy zaps himself a LOT
@qwerty_and_azerty
@qwerty_and_azerty 5 жыл бұрын
“He transferred the last of his life force to her.” “Oh, so she can, like, transfer it back to him now.” “Well yeah, but she doesn’t.” “Oh, savage.”
@thibautisserant
@thibautisserant 5 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS OUR HERO !"
@Jackaxed
@Jackaxed 5 жыл бұрын
It's what he deserves tho lol
@twitchascension
@twitchascension 5 жыл бұрын
It solves the problem that he's "spiritually" redeemed but if he comes back alive he has to face the consequences of contributing to the deaths of millions of people. He'd probably have been executed, anyway.
@richardhauer8391
@richardhauer8391 5 жыл бұрын
@@twitchascensionDid he though? He helped to defeat both big villains of the story, so he could have just told everyone that it was his secret plan to defeat them. Just try. Why would he throw away every chance? I find it a bit disappointing when the bad guy of a story is evil for no reason, tells everyone that he is evil for no reason and then kills himself off in to make sure the main character(s) don't have to do it. It's just lazy writing.
@thatnativeking1333
@thatnativeking1333 5 жыл бұрын
Qwerty and Azerty he sacrificed himself for her. If she would’ve healed him it’s safe to say it will cost her her life.
@joshg.6315
@joshg.6315 4 жыл бұрын
Palpatine is like “If you kill me, my spirit will possess you.” and Rey is like “Well I’m not gonna do that. I don’t want to get possessed by a Sith.” Then Palpatine shoots lightning at her and she immediately kills him and he doesn’t possess her, because reasons.
@jayeshrattnani8577
@jayeshrattnani8577 4 жыл бұрын
@FireIron 36 yeah can't he just revive himself again
@jayeshrattnani8577
@jayeshrattnani8577 4 жыл бұрын
@FireIron 36 in legends like stops the cloning process. Here nothing
@dargaronsoftsong3193
@dargaronsoftsong3193 4 жыл бұрын
You see, he was using a channeled ability, which put his force-possession on cooldown. He should've specced Corruption and Word of Agony for quick-cast DoTs.
@NarwahlGaming
@NarwahlGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't that mean that if Palpatine just waited around and died of natural causes that he would possess Rey, anyway?
@kendalldrury8156
@kendalldrury8156 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently being hit with his own lighting meant he killed himself or something so Rey didn't get possessed.
@EXCLMaker
@EXCLMaker 5 жыл бұрын
"Well, you can heal people and animals by giving them some life force I decided." Wow, wouldn't that have been convenient when Padme was dying or when Vader was dying or when Qui-Gonn was dying or when Anakin's mom was dying or when Yoda was dying or when....
@aiyagilliam9930
@aiyagilliam9930 5 жыл бұрын
It's in the mandalorian so the real question is Why didnt baby Yoda teach anyone this ability
@pauld.b7129
@pauld.b7129 5 жыл бұрын
And appearantly you have a limited amount of life force i guess? But also not, when its convinient.
@bobafettjr85
@bobafettjr85 5 жыл бұрын
@@aiyagilliam9930 Keep in mind that Baby Yoda isn't Yoda. Yoda was dead before The Mandalorian takes place.
@Scott64a
@Scott64a 5 жыл бұрын
LOL These Disney hacks know nothing of writing anything. They are clearly just phoning it in.
@joshdowney9994
@joshdowney9994 5 жыл бұрын
force healing is an established canon ability though
@jackdonith
@jackdonith 3 жыл бұрын
Rey is the ideal protagonist for "super easy, barely an inconvenience" jokes again and again.
@karlyfarr7397
@karlyfarr7397 3 жыл бұрын
And Disney’s live action Mulan.
@ThorMaximus
@ThorMaximus 2 жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy with her attempt to make a strong female character & typical of her stupidity, makes Rey the exact opposite of interesting
@death2ipod
@death2ipod 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like they need to re-name the "mary sue" character to "rey" lol
@a-1pictures478
@a-1pictures478 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly
@noahmellemstrand4756
@noahmellemstrand4756 2 жыл бұрын
Nah Dominick Torreto is. Just says “it’s family time” and becomes superman lmao
@saga685
@saga685 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s just the cutest little merchandising opportunity” Disney’s missions statement in a nutshell.
@TheMacKosh
@TheMacKosh 4 жыл бұрын
Ewoks, droids...
@mjamitche5245
@mjamitche5245 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, you own a baby Yoda and a Porg.
@Levi-rc8kh
@Levi-rc8kh 3 жыл бұрын
*Every movie company
@aleigor450
@aleigor450 3 жыл бұрын
You mean George Lucas in a nutshell? He IS the father of movies for toys. Star Wars was created for this, but unfortunately, toys sales have gone down since then. Doesn't help they make the shittiest toys now with character without anything interesting or "cool"
@andyscott5277
@andyscott5277 3 жыл бұрын
That was George Lucas’ "mission statement in a nutshell" long before Disney had anything to do with it.
@beggar1015
@beggar1015 5 жыл бұрын
"He's just the cutest little merchandising opportunity." Baby Yoda: "Hold my bone broth."
@michaelplowman8674
@michaelplowman8674 5 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda, "Hold my bone you will, Broth."
@aitchisondaniel
@aitchisondaniel 5 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda: "did you forget to tell the factories about me?"
@spktrspktr3111
@spktrspktr3111 5 жыл бұрын
@JRPGFan20000 Hahahahahahahahahaha.
@zommy5re77
@zommy5re77 5 жыл бұрын
ur welcome for 1000th like
@ashupashu5559
@ashupashu5559 5 жыл бұрын
Monoi I Yoda will kill Mary Sue
@Palumtra
@Palumtra 5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting some kind of parody not the actual recration of the original meeting......
@keerthanasatheesh9639
@keerthanasatheesh9639 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MoseseYT
@MoseseYT 5 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅👏
@rc-wl6od
@rc-wl6od 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. This is exactly how I saw the movie. This, plus as a Star Wars remake with essentially an all-female cast.
@squid8me
@squid8me 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@CheyBluexoxo
@CheyBluexoxo 5 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@fotipitrakkos1193
@fotipitrakkos1193 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you mentioned the very strange Lando and ex-stormtrooper moment at the end. This had me in tears at the cinema laughing. Ten minutes into watching it, I started to suspect this whole trilogy was a master reveal from Mel Brooks, that "The Rise of Skywalker" was actually "Spaceballs 2" Ah the tragedy when a beloved thing becomes a parody of itself.
@violetlavi2207
@violetlavi2207 2 жыл бұрын
It’s especially strange because originally, Jannah was Lando’s daughter. But then they changed that…and yet they shot/kept this scene
@fotipitrakkos1193
@fotipitrakkos1193 2 жыл бұрын
@@violetlavi2207 that makes perfect sense. Just goes to show how little care they took with the final product. And had they kept that idea, it would've been yet another incredible coincidence that everybody in this universe is related to someone significant. Not to mention the inherent ignorance in this particular case
@palaceofwisdom9448
@palaceofwisdom9448 Жыл бұрын
The Rise of Skywalker was clearly a search for more money, so your Spaceballs 2 theory rings true.
@fotipitrakkos1193
@fotipitrakkos1193 Жыл бұрын
@@palaceofwisdom9448 haha brilliant
@ItsTheGuy77
@ItsTheGuy77 5 жыл бұрын
Rey: "I'm Rey...Skywalker." Me: "Identity theft is not a joke, Rey. Millions of families suffer every year."
@amanp2000
@amanp2000 5 жыл бұрын
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
@AzazelZaphorOmega
@AzazelZaphorOmega 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not one of those that got mad or said the line was cringey, but this was funny Lol
@philc6068
@philc6068 5 жыл бұрын
"Michael!"
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 5 жыл бұрын
Rey is committing Glory Theft!!
@JC-ph3ku
@JC-ph3ku 5 жыл бұрын
The actual story: all the skywalkers die and a Palpatine steals their family name. This is called "rise of skywalker" and hailed as a triumphant theme??? I call it "bad storytelling"
@Bova-Fett
@Bova-Fett 5 жыл бұрын
"What are the chances of that?" "Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay!"
@StephenShepherdOfficial
@StephenShepherdOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
An underrated line
@korzbro35
@korzbro35 5 жыл бұрын
Smart quote for sure!
@princessthyemis
@princessthyemis 5 жыл бұрын
That's so funny!!!
@KrucielBL
@KrucielBL 5 жыл бұрын
"Why does that happen?" "So we can show it in the trailer" L O L
@johntumahab323
@johntumahab323 5 жыл бұрын
Blech, Square Enix did the exact same thing with Evil Aqua.
@ECKtrain
@ECKtrain 4 жыл бұрын
smart!
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 4 жыл бұрын
@Maarten Keus Or he could have just... NOT done that and made something new? Something that wasn't a blatant rip off of a scene that was done far better about 40 years ago?
@Probablymcake
@Probablymcake Жыл бұрын
The scene where Palpatine and Rey both say Im all the sith and Im all the jedi respectively is just like when we were kids roleplaying Star Wars and decided to give ourselves OP powers because we were tired of playing. Truly one of the lines ever said of all time
@imonit4272
@imonit4272 Жыл бұрын
Exactly…the sequel isn’t bad fan-fic, it’s bad kid-fic.
@ChrisMorray
@ChrisMorray 11 ай бұрын
Yup... That's exactly how I felt. Completely un-earned nonsense.
@gbh_events
@gbh_events 9 ай бұрын
Yup. It was at this point that it occurred to me that this movie seems like it was written by an 8 year old. I was cringing so hard I just couldn't watch it. I still haven't seen the whole movie. It just goes to show that there are more important things than a massive budget.
@FriedFreezer
@FriedFreezer 5 ай бұрын
My brain really thought she was going to say “I’m every Jedi” and then I realised I was thinking of a Chaka Khan song
@saneman7177
@saneman7177 5 ай бұрын
I always thought the last trilogy had the vibe of really bad fan fiction tbh
@Amber-hf8uo
@Amber-hf8uo 4 жыл бұрын
“He also has a big secret he has to tell Rey before they die!” “What is it?” “I don’t know!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IndistreeHolla
@IndistreeHolla 4 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite catchphrase of his.
@justinpullen1097
@justinpullen1097 4 жыл бұрын
Fair enough.
@Willientus
@Willientus 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it was written by a clueless ai story generator lol.
@jebatman756
@jebatman756 4 жыл бұрын
That's like JJ Abrams in a nutshell
@GeneralRamm910
@GeneralRamm910 4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching this and I literally passed this comment as he was saying that lol
@ronron86
@ronron86 5 жыл бұрын
"What are the odds?" "Astronomical. But this is space, so that's okay."
@rapidreaders7741
@rapidreaders7741 5 жыл бұрын
Such a clever pun. It flew right past the first I heard it.
@Elliot.2591
@Elliot.2591 5 жыл бұрын
@@rapidreaders7741 Lol nice pun. Bc they in space ships. Almost didn't ignite.
@russelldavis1875
@russelldavis1875 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair it was right next to the ship where they were looking for exactly that clue so like, not exactly as ridiculous as a lot of the other things.
@Elliot.2591
@Elliot.2591 5 жыл бұрын
Russell Davis r/wooosh
@TheMariokart7fan
@TheMariokart7fan 5 жыл бұрын
“So she could heal him?” “Yeah but she doesn’t” “Oh savage!” 😂
@rapidreaders7741
@rapidreaders7741 5 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which, how does Rey not evaporate after dying like every other Jedi?
@rapidreaders7741
@rapidreaders7741 5 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Vernon She wasn't murdered by Palpatine. She used all her life force to deflect Palpatine's electricity back to himself, thus giving up her life to save the Resistance fleet, i.e. sacrificing herself.
@joelellis7035
@joelellis7035 5 жыл бұрын
@@rapidreaders7741 because woke culture demanded a female heroic lead at the end of the movie.
@rapidreaders7741
@rapidreaders7741 5 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Vernon I mean yeah. She was holding 2 lightsabers together, _and_ using the Force. Pretty sure all Jedi and Sith use the force when engaging in lightsaber duels. That's why they're better at duels then non-force sensitive plebs. Regardless, my point still stands.
@Heldemon
@Heldemon 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair, she would just die again so...
@kellnola
@kellnola 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Writer Guy is so (sarcastically) excited and breathless throughout ... perfectly captures the utter and total banality of the whole thing
@JimmyDerocher
@JimmyDerocher 4 жыл бұрын
This pitch meeting actually makes GOT Season 8 look like it was well planned
@Codraroll
@Codraroll 4 жыл бұрын
This. And that line of "I want this film to have a lot of impactful moments, but I don't really want to deal with the actual impacts" rings so true for both franchises as well. Didn't GoT season 8 show the complete destruction of both the Dothraki and Unsullied armies on screen like three times each?
@6ixlxrd
@6ixlxrd 4 жыл бұрын
@@Codraroll It did, then literally the next episode the army was perfectly fine. However, Dany having the army itself made sense and stayed true to the plot (thanks to the good early seasons). That Star Destroyer fleet was legit impossible and made none. The entire First Order served no purpose.
@6ixlxrd
@6ixlxrd 4 жыл бұрын
@Persephone kajira It was equally as impossible as Palpatine being alive and having a daughter who had his granddaughter .
@lukegrubbs2313
@lukegrubbs2313 4 жыл бұрын
*Well lit
@noahs9866
@noahs9866 4 жыл бұрын
@DOODLE HEAD you should watch it
@maniccrow5695
@maniccrow5695 5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine during intercourse: "Do it!" Palpatine during his climax: "UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!"
@flvbbernvggets
@flvbbernvggets 5 жыл бұрын
Let's just put it this way....those weren't lightning bolts.
@Cenotaur1
@Cenotaur1 5 жыл бұрын
...maybe you should talk to a doctor of some kind. Just a thought...
@Altronn
@Altronn 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently this is how he passed unlimited power down to Rey
@charliebanks4135
@charliebanks4135 5 жыл бұрын
I am the seNUT.
@jondellar
@jondellar 5 жыл бұрын
Oooohh thank you for loading me up with that one 😄
@johanbispo2443
@johanbispo2443 5 жыл бұрын
- ”Hey, Palpatine, what should I do with my bra? - ”Undo it”
@rohanjarande
@rohanjarande 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahha
@rod4309
@rod4309 5 жыл бұрын
i need more of this!
@GobSnick2324
@GobSnick2324 5 жыл бұрын
-“Oh Palpatine, what are we gonna do with that Lightsaber of yours?” -“Suck it.”
@cilonrs
@cilonrs 5 жыл бұрын
yessssss yessssss
@loganricherson
@loganricherson 5 жыл бұрын
There are no bras in the starwars universe according to George Lucas
@tuures.5167
@tuures.5167 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh wow, what are the odds of that happening?" "Astronomical, but this is space so that's okay." That was so good 👌🤣
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 11 ай бұрын
My favorite line in all the Pitch Meetings
@jona_cadena
@jona_cadena 5 жыл бұрын
Finn: REY!!! REY!!! REY!!! *literally his entire role in the movie*
@mikedadswell4943
@mikedadswell4943 5 жыл бұрын
TBH he did say "woooo" an awful lot too
@ryanconley3932
@ryanconley3932 5 жыл бұрын
He got a feelin
@thehashslingingslasher9871
@thehashslingingslasher9871 5 жыл бұрын
finally someone else noticed it
@phillytheflyerable
@phillytheflyerable 5 жыл бұрын
@@nathanmorgan3647 why. they got no ass
@deathsdollar2606
@deathsdollar2606 5 жыл бұрын
His entire role in the trilogy you mean
@lauryners
@lauryners 5 жыл бұрын
then Rey sees herself as a Sith for ten seconds. oh what's that about? so we could put it in the trailer! That’s smart!
@noconnoraction
@noconnoraction 5 жыл бұрын
Pioh
@carbonfox4464
@carbonfox4464 5 жыл бұрын
Like how Luke saw himself as Vader... Because they both were connected to dark side bloodlines.
@axle1717
@axle1717 5 жыл бұрын
@@carbonfox4464 but Luke's connection actually made sense. Not shoved in the last movie of the trilogy.
@TheFoolsKing7
@TheFoolsKing7 5 жыл бұрын
@@carbonfox4464 I always interpenetrated it as the cave showing Luke that he could be the next "Vader" if he goes to the dark side, or that nobody is immune to the influences of the dark side. Due to the fact that earlier in the move iirc Luke states that he won't succumb to the dark side.
@Dragonage2ftw
@Dragonage2ftw 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure even Daisy Ridley was surprised that image made it into the film.
@joeclark1893
@joeclark1893 5 жыл бұрын
Halfway through the movie, I had a realization: that “Skywalker” wasn’t referring to Rey but to Kylo Ren. I assumed that in a complete flip on previous Star Wars movies and as a final plot twist, Rey was going to turn evil or sacrifice herself and Kylo was going to become good and lead the Jedi order. But none of that happened and we got a weird, predictable ending that makes absolutely no sense
@caseywellington4761
@caseywellington4761 4 жыл бұрын
Same! That would have been amazing, at least for the story.
@anggafuse8568
@anggafuse8568 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same... But we will be mad if it happened... It will be just like what happened to Daenerys in GOT... Fans will be crazy....
@aravindmuthu95
@aravindmuthu95 4 жыл бұрын
@@anggafuse8568 this one at-least had a proper foreshadowing
@morganblack3278
@morganblack3278 4 жыл бұрын
That would have been way better.
@ronanelliott9844
@ronanelliott9844 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the movie manages to be totally predictable, while *also* being weird and making no sense
@DWAkhaten
@DWAkhaten Жыл бұрын
"Can't she just transfer the life force back to him now?" "Yeah, but she doesn't." "Oh, savage." 😄
@danielhoang289
@danielhoang289 6 ай бұрын
To be fair they did make him vanish immediately so she didn't have time to. Whereas when she died, her body stayed for a good amount of time without vanishing
@CaptainFutureman
@CaptainFutureman 5 жыл бұрын
It's sad to realise that every Star Wars critic's youtube video I've seen has actually been much better written than the movie itself.
@simonakatsman974
@simonakatsman974 5 жыл бұрын
Same goes for fanfiction
@SaladDressing69
@SaladDressing69 4 жыл бұрын
That's because most of the critics are fans.
@CaptainFutureman
@CaptainFutureman 4 жыл бұрын
@@SaladDressing69 Yes, that does make all the difference.
@wasphacker5642
@wasphacker5642 5 жыл бұрын
J.J. Abrams: "Let's build this on nostalgia. Like... a lot." Rian Johnson: "Let's subvert expectations. Like... a lot." J.J. Abrams: "Yeah… I just wanna wrap this up now."
@xakariz
@xakariz 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for summing up the 2010s trilogy in three sentences brilliantly.
@NotaroName
@NotaroName 5 жыл бұрын
Except he left loads of plot points unresolved.
@MandoFettOG
@MandoFettOG 5 жыл бұрын
@@NotaroName all the more room to expand upon. Every question shouldn't be answered in a movie it takes away the mystery. Especially in sci-fi
@NotaroName
@NotaroName 5 жыл бұрын
@@MandoFettOG I didn't say answer every question. I don't need to know the name of every ship or anything (*cough* wookiepedia *cough*) but plot points in a story need a resolution. Why hint that stormtroopers can be saved and not resolve that? Why raise the issue of how maz got luke's saber and then not resolve it? Better to just not create those plot points in the first place.
@CrazyAznKT
@CrazyAznKT 5 жыл бұрын
Notaro - JJ loves his mystery boxes man, it’s entirely how LOST got so popular and a bunch of stuff never got answered there
@sheolcodemonkey4027
@sheolcodemonkey4027 4 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention the part where Rey arbitrarily decides that she's a Skywalker now
@thederpydazer
@thederpydazer 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah why is a palpatine a skywalker now 😅
@JordanWheeler1999
@JordanWheeler1999 4 жыл бұрын
@@thederpydazer soooo.... In the end of the day Disney fucked up the whole starwars lore. Me: please end me now. God: I'm going to ruin this man's whole career
@TathD
@TathD 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that was so unnecessary. What did that even mean? Will all Jedi start calling themselves Skywalkers now? Why not just reclaim the Palpatine name? Her entire clan wasn't evil. Her parents were so exemplary they literally died to keep her away from Granddad's clutches.
@wouterschreuder1523
@wouterschreuder1523 4 жыл бұрын
its in there, " a palpatine commits identity theft"
@andersonandrighi4539
@andersonandrighi4539 3 жыл бұрын
It is called marriage. Rey kissed Kylo and they are a couple now. Se might even be pregnant. It is a Disney movie and Star Wars. Need to say more?
@stormvexed
@stormvexed Жыл бұрын
"So what happens on testicle" "Exegol" "What did I say" the BEST
@willashley23
@willashley23 5 жыл бұрын
Episode X is gonna open with snoke's ominous voice saying "i created palpatine."
@MrHublibubs
@MrHublibubs 5 жыл бұрын
More like Episode XII
@shivronmanickam7917
@shivronmanickam7917 5 жыл бұрын
Darth plagues: no one is ever truly gone
@maximusdudimus4241
@maximusdudimus4241 5 жыл бұрын
Directed by Rian Johnson
@mohamedamin-vl3wu
@mohamedamin-vl3wu 5 жыл бұрын
maan episode X (pronounced as an x and not 10 lol) has such a nice ring to it! Too bad there won't be one :(
@thibautisserant
@thibautisserant 5 жыл бұрын
Yoda : All the babies, I am.
@KainGerc
@KainGerc 5 жыл бұрын
"Sure, Why not" should have been the tagline of this movie.
@BassheadStewie
@BassheadStewie 5 жыл бұрын
George Lucas's favorite saying "why not"
@solidsteelcobra
@solidsteelcobra 5 жыл бұрын
"You'd just waste that $15 somewhere else anyway."
@kayka5090
@kayka5090 5 жыл бұрын
Vader: " i am your father" Palpatine: " i am your grandfather"
@RJWayne28
@RJWayne28 5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: I'm not happy with my catheter
@PrimordialMuck
@PrimordialMuck 5 жыл бұрын
I am your Grandfather-Uncle. Ha! She instantly married Kylo when they kissed. What's the problem? Lol. Though, I think, Palpatine impregnating Shmee Skywalker with special Anakin Sauce, I think this is a bit more intimate than an incestuous kiss, but whadda I know lmfao
@squalooceano2291
@squalooceano2291 5 жыл бұрын
Spoilers!
@thomasdalrymple2277
@thomasdalrymple2277 5 жыл бұрын
@@RJWayne28 want me to remove it ? Palps: "do it"
@calebklingerman7902
@calebklingerman7902 3 жыл бұрын
“I want this film to have impactful moments, but I don’t want to have to deal with the actual impact.” That pretty much sums up our society right now.
@wattsnottaken1
@wattsnottaken1 3 жыл бұрын
Depressingly so
@jamesformby1979
@jamesformby1979 3 жыл бұрын
On point comment
@mariaenn
@mariaenn Жыл бұрын
So true
@christianhardtofind6349
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
Disney in a nutshell!
@dtkedtyjrtyj
@dtkedtyjrtyj 5 жыл бұрын
"And then the Stormtroopers fly after them." "They fly now?" "They fly now." Not sure if it is a missed opportunity or a brilliant subversion.
@jeydangosman699
@jeydangosman699 4 жыл бұрын
Heh. I see what you did there
@Shadow25720
@Shadow25720 4 жыл бұрын
"They forgot that they have TIE-Fighters?" "Yes, they kinda forgot"
@Riwillion
@Riwillion 4 жыл бұрын
@Rory Whiteley Not very prominently in the movies, so that doesn´t count in Disney´s eyes.
@starrynights1067
@starrynights1067 5 жыл бұрын
"Dew it" "Oh he for sure said that" I am DECEASED 😂
@justinsparks3257
@justinsparks3257 4 жыл бұрын
"Okay maybe we can move on?" "I would literally love nothing more!"
@DmanDice
@DmanDice 4 жыл бұрын
Dewing it is tight
@thewlf-man4191
@thewlf-man4191 4 жыл бұрын
Just DeW iT! Just dEw It!!!
@ericbell7
@ericbell7 4 жыл бұрын
Can‘t stop giggeling.. even suddenly in public. Whoopsies
@patrickdostie28
@patrickdostie28 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericbell7 Oh giggling in public is tight!
@TrunkJunky
@TrunkJunky 5 жыл бұрын
Palpatine not learning his lesson from previous Jedi encounters is TIGHT.
@stevepalpatine2828
@stevepalpatine2828 5 жыл бұрын
Reys Grandmother was TIGHT.
@darthtroller
@darthtroller 5 жыл бұрын
@@stevepalpatine2828 😂😂😂
@drigondii
@drigondii 5 жыл бұрын
Steve Palpatine don’t talk about your mother like that!
@alexkaplan6581
@alexkaplan6581 5 жыл бұрын
@@stevepalpatine2828 feel the "hate" flow into you...
@stevepalpatine2828
@stevepalpatine2828 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexkaplan6581 Yes... the "hate"...
@jaball77
@jaball77 3 ай бұрын
Horses. You forgot to mention they brought HORSES to a space battle.
@jimmymac4559
@jimmymac4559 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a little surprised Palpatine wasn’t on the planet Jellicle
@808Mark
@808Mark 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@shyamsundarrajan2469
@shyamsundarrajan2469 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ernovincze2900
@ernovincze2900 5 жыл бұрын
I thought Jellicle is a moon.
@praftman
@praftman 5 жыл бұрын
"You definitely are a Jellicle Sith"
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 5 жыл бұрын
@Ken Nuppenau CAT WARS!!!! YESSS! KATHLEEN CAN HAVE RIAN WRITE IT! TWO GREAT FILMS IN ONE!! REVENGE OF THE JELLICLE SITH
@andrewkeeleyyonda
@andrewkeeleyyonda 4 жыл бұрын
"Did you forget to pay that off?" "I forgot to pay that off." "That's okay, that happens. A lot."
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 3 жыл бұрын
"I mean, a lot."
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the entire sequel trilogy
@robotrix
@robotrix 2 жыл бұрын
If your name is JJ Abrams
@amaldas4482
@amaldas4482 4 жыл бұрын
"And Tony is gonna be like, I am Iron Man" Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that!
@vanillajack5925
@vanillajack5925 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Howard The Duck didn't show up too 😅
@shannonbutler-williams7261
@shannonbutler-williams7261 3 жыл бұрын
And everyone shows up at the same time. In Endgame, that made sense, in this sense, it doesn't make much sense, and they show up so close to each other there should have been a lot of casualties from all the space allies running into each other.
@mr.stuffdoer8483
@mr.stuffdoer8483 3 жыл бұрын
It’d be so weird of them to have actually gone back and redo that scene with those lines because of Endgame, tho.
@jasoncaetano9708
@jasoncaetano9708 3 жыл бұрын
mr stuff doer well I mean they were writing them at the same time
@dendi9883
@dendi9883 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the last fight scene is a copy from endgame lmao
@mirthfulArtist
@mirthfulArtist 4 жыл бұрын
"Falling off of things doesn't really mean anything in Star Wars." WINDU LIVES.
@raphaelperry8159
@raphaelperry8159 5 жыл бұрын
"He's from the other movies!" Pretty much the level of intelligence behind the film right there.
@Jokoufro
@Jokoufro 5 жыл бұрын
“Nice, so what are we calling this?” “Get this, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’” “But isn’t she a Palpatine?” “Well I just have her say she’s a Skywalker at the end so it’s all good.” “You wrote the title before your wrote the script didn’t you.” “I did indeed.”
@nathank2289
@nathank2289 5 жыл бұрын
Woops. Woopsie
@edwardness7497
@edwardness7497 5 жыл бұрын
Was weird, burring the light-sabers of the past as like a metaphor to the Skywalker saga finally being over... then bam, and her name is REY SKYWALKER "John Cena Theme" Thought it was a nice homage to her "step-parents"
@nemdenemam9753
@nemdenemam9753 5 жыл бұрын
Well, according to comics, Anakin was made by Palpatine so Rey is at least a cousin to the Skywalkers
@thegdpwhytea439
@thegdpwhytea439 5 жыл бұрын
Shoulda called it "Rise of Palpatine" or something like that to give it a double meaning.
@thefogg
@thefogg 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna need you to get waaay of my back about this one."
@JB-bq2qj
@JB-bq2qj 5 жыл бұрын
This contains no jokes, they're just reading the screenplay.
@toonbartholome479
@toonbartholome479 5 жыл бұрын
Naamgenoot
@gri7
@gri7 5 жыл бұрын
Screenplay and jokes one in same
@thediamondkittygamingmore6614
@thediamondkittygamingmore6614 5 жыл бұрын
@Toon Bartholome what
@chumba2a
@chumba2a 5 жыл бұрын
And yet it’s funny as hell.
@johnmulholland1789
@johnmulholland1789 5 жыл бұрын
The screenplay didn't contain any jokes either.
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 Hey remember when Han was all "THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!" Um...
@YZee-ij1uv
@YZee-ij1uv 5 жыл бұрын
'And then he dies.' 'Oh, he dies?' 'Yeah, he transferred the last of his life force to her!' 'Oh, so she can like, transfer it back to him now?' 'Well yeah, but she doesn't.' 'Oh, savage!' I CAN'T EVEN
@utenteutente9531
@utenteutente9531 5 жыл бұрын
"...but he can't translate" "why?" "because of its programming" "but actually why?" "to extend the plot a little" "ok gotcha" lmao
@MiikaLiukka
@MiikaLiukka 5 жыл бұрын
And then immediately getting the dagger back is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@TheEphemeralMammal
@TheEphemeralMammal 4 жыл бұрын
As much as I agree, at least it gave us Babu Frik.
@ieat1000banana
@ieat1000banana 4 жыл бұрын
they really didn't need to go to a droidsmith to override c-3po's programming since he could've just pointed on a map where the mcguffin is
@austindjikoren
@austindjikoren 5 жыл бұрын
The scene where Rey fought her evil self was unbelievably underwhelming
@rithrius5384
@rithrius5384 5 жыл бұрын
_"So what about that cool bendy lightsaber thing. That thing was tight!"_ _"Merchandising."_ _"Merchandising?"_ _"Merchandising!"_ _"Wow wow wow!"_
@austindjikoren
@austindjikoren 5 жыл бұрын
@@rithrius5384 I'm gonna need u to get all the way of my back with that bendy bendy stuff, that was already shown in the trailer. I was hoping for a long badass fight.
@gregx5096
@gregx5096 5 жыл бұрын
@WiiManElite whynotboth.gif
@benvoliothefirst
@benvoliothefirst 5 жыл бұрын
You ever watch the scene with Luke in the cave?
@guldi3
@guldi3 2 ай бұрын
For some reason the entire "I am all the sith and i am all the jedi" conversation reminds me of two children playing pretend battle.
@theedge5927
@theedge5927 5 жыл бұрын
Is Palpatine now deader than after Return of the Jedi?
@selimcamur2552
@selimcamur2552 5 жыл бұрын
Deadest Palpatine we have ever seen
@El_Descarriado
@El_Descarriado 5 жыл бұрын
"Until next we meet...Unlimited power." - Sheev Palpatine, 302BBY or something
@theredfish6258
@theredfish6258 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm afraid Palpatine will we be quite operational when the next movies arrive...
@cjmarshall7970
@cjmarshall7970 5 жыл бұрын
He’s probably gonna come back as a force ghost.
@Arvak777
@Arvak777 5 жыл бұрын
To be completely honest I would have preferred it to be Jar Jar as the villain
@TruthAndMoreTruth
@TruthAndMoreTruth 5 жыл бұрын
"They go to Burning man..." "Poe meets up with a Power Ranger he used to date..."
@callmeviper7723
@callmeviper7723 5 жыл бұрын
TruthAndMoreTruth That’s a thing he said.
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg 5 жыл бұрын
These are my two favorites by farrrr
@365MRYOLO
@365MRYOLO 5 жыл бұрын
FIDIRONU couldn’t even remember the name cuz these characters suck lmao
@falfieri3167
@falfieri3167 5 жыл бұрын
More like Daft Punk
@DarkLightGaming117
@DarkLightGaming117 5 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of burning man when they went to that festival lol.
@DADEFUYE
@DADEFUYE 5 жыл бұрын
And then Luke wakes up from his meditation. To realize it was all a vision.
@wesleygriffiths8748
@wesleygriffiths8748 5 жыл бұрын
Mara holds him and tells him it was all just a bad dream
@greatazuredragon
@greatazuredragon 5 жыл бұрын
@@wesleygriffiths8748 And tells him to stop drinking blue milk, it's clearly spoiled.
@HUNKragor
@HUNKragor 5 жыл бұрын
And Bobby is under the shower
@greuju
@greuju 5 жыл бұрын
That's what I said the next movie should be... It was all a dream 😂
@TheNervousAnna
@TheNervousAnna 5 жыл бұрын
If only.
@TrotterG
@TrotterG 3 жыл бұрын
"So stuff is just kind of happening, huh? Such a good description of how it felt, haha
@ThatGuy182545
@ThatGuy182545 5 жыл бұрын
He was in a basement with strobe lights! Dunno why but that was funny as hell.
@plinyelder8156
@plinyelder8156 5 жыл бұрын
ThatGuy182545 lol I imagine Palpatine wearing sunglasses in the basement with strobe lights
@firedemon43
@firedemon43 5 жыл бұрын
Palps loves to rave that's what inspired reys name
@creativeprodigies1322
@creativeprodigies1322 5 жыл бұрын
ThatGuy182545 Everyone knows Palp is on that X
@caderlocke8869
@caderlocke8869 5 жыл бұрын
This 8 minute video explained the movie better than the movie.
@joegarcia1149
@joegarcia1149 5 жыл бұрын
and also drives it home , on how is not as great as people want it to be ...
@algalkin
@algalkin 5 жыл бұрын
I havent watched the movie yet and after watching this not gonna need to!
@FunnyMuffins
@FunnyMuffins 5 жыл бұрын
@@algalkin agreed
@joeltraten5967
@joeltraten5967 5 жыл бұрын
I am of the opinion that seeing this movie will only amount to wasted time that I can never get back, so I could only suspect this. It is nice to have confirmation.
@DonMutley
@DonMutley 5 жыл бұрын
@@joeltraten5967 It was fun to watch, but yeah, it's a mess. Not worthy to pay for.
@DaisahMephisto
@DaisahMephisto 5 жыл бұрын
"I am ALL the Sith" "I am ALL the Jedi" Yo don't dog my boy Revan by putting him in either of those shells.
@realAndysan
@realAndysan 5 жыл бұрын
We need a Revan movie played by Keanu Reeves.
@siddaslothman2273
@siddaslothman2273 5 жыл бұрын
Andy-san That has to be the best thing I’ve ever read.
@MrWest-ph5yg
@MrWest-ph5yg 5 жыл бұрын
@@realAndysan YES. WE. DO.
@bappadityabhattacharya8762
@bappadityabhattacharya8762 5 жыл бұрын
@@realAndysan I like the idea. Reeves playing Revan, is how would I say it " Great it shall be ".
@shantoreywilkins651
@shantoreywilkins651 5 жыл бұрын
👍👍⚡⚡
@bentontramell
@bentontramell 3 жыл бұрын
The first Star Wars movie I only watched once. What a gut punch.
@genius1a
@genius1a 7 ай бұрын
Best comment! Same for me.
@kk_33
@kk_33 5 жыл бұрын
“So stuff is just kinda happening” Yep, perfect summary of this movie
@bmn3625
@bmn3625 5 жыл бұрын
KKeith ray and Ben are cousins.🤢🤮
@mayeastrise
@mayeastrise 5 жыл бұрын
No they aren’t
@silverdragon122
@silverdragon122 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely. That's how i'm going to be describing it.
@r2ube
@r2ube 5 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves his own channel. He’s too good for Screen Rant
@Unbrickme
@Unbrickme 5 жыл бұрын
R2D2 Inc He does have his own channel.
@writingcooper7900
@writingcooper7900 5 жыл бұрын
R2D2 Inc He has his own channel and his videos are hilarious
@adeyemikasali5463
@adeyemikasali5463 5 жыл бұрын
WritingCooper What’s it called?
@jellyfishing
@jellyfishing 5 жыл бұрын
@@writingcooper7900 w h a t s I t c a l l e d?
@nodernedarim7819
@nodernedarim7819 5 жыл бұрын
@@writingcooper7900 w h a t s I t C a l l e d
@SpencerBarton
@SpencerBarton 4 жыл бұрын
“They go to burning man” 😂😂
@daviddanao7592
@daviddanao7592 4 жыл бұрын
How do I get my front foot on the board doing a kickflips???
@avadarkness666
@avadarkness666 4 жыл бұрын
That one caught me off guard lol
@jonplaud
@jonplaud 4 жыл бұрын
I know so many people inviting me to Burning Man and I now think, "Don't wanna, I'm not White". 😂🤣
@TheBrickGuy7939
@TheBrickGuy7939 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Anakin transcended into the force.
@gruthakhul100
@gruthakhul100 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Cline Burning Man is a festival with music, dance, drugs and sex - then someone sets a big straw man on fire and everyone is happy. its a bit Hippie-esque and that scene in the movie had some similarities
@BryanH.-me9db
@BryanH.-me9db Ай бұрын
My sister and I still haven't found the willpower to watch this and probably never will. Every time I muster the strength to maybe endure the torture, my sister shuts me down. I appreciate her for that.
@esguittcisneros9562
@esguittcisneros9562 5 жыл бұрын
"And then she turns to them and says 'I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker." "But she's not though right ?" "Absolutely not, no." "Identity theft is TIGHT ".
@JeroenDoes
@JeroenDoes 5 жыл бұрын
@Drew Peacock It is Identity theft: "the fraudulent practice of using another person's name and personal information in order to obtain credit, loans, etc." The name skywalker has a lot of positive things to it because of Luke. It is a name people will recognise and treat her differently becasue of a presumed family connection. If I went around the US and startedcalling myself a family member of trump or obama I would be commiting a crime becasue I am am neither. The identity theft is in the fact that she is faking being part of a family.
@JonnySpec
@JonnySpec 5 жыл бұрын
@Drew Peacock Or "The Rise of Palpatine"
@AndyGilleand
@AndyGilleand 5 жыл бұрын
She kissed Ben once so that means they're married
@smileywarhead5178
@smileywarhead5178 5 жыл бұрын
@ exactly she gets adopted! ...By more dead people. The eternal orphan.
@MoonchTheLax
@MoonchTheLax 5 жыл бұрын
@Drew Peacock Skywalker happens to be the Chiss word used to refer to those who are force sensitive. Thrawn makes the snarky reference in his meeting with Anakin how he, and the jedi, are Skywalkers, though Anakin is amusingly one in name as well. So, if you enjoy the books like I do, you can reread "Rise of Skywalker" as "Rise of the Jedi"
@haxney
@haxney 5 жыл бұрын
JJ: so Palatine's whole thing is that he wants Rey to kill him so he can soul transfer to her. Exec: oh no, so how does Rey stop him? JJ: by killing him. Exec: wouldn't that make his soul transfer to her and do exactly what he wanted? JJ: don't worry about it. Exec: oh, okay!
@MrRapChild
@MrRapChild 5 жыл бұрын
I thought they did away with that because of the 'all the jedi, all the sith' so there was nothing left to transfer as opposed to if Rey just killed him on her own.
@fffx2
@fffx2 5 жыл бұрын
He kills himself
@cadenglass1387
@cadenglass1387 5 жыл бұрын
I think that was a lie to get her more emotionally unstable for the soul taking
@DOC_951
@DOC_951 5 жыл бұрын
I think they avoided that since he technically melted himself with his own lightning
@dickjohnson9996
@dickjohnson9996 5 жыл бұрын
Im gunna need you to get alllll the way off my back about that
@diegowelt
@diegowelt 4 жыл бұрын
These 8 minutes were better than the whole new Disney trilogy.
@jupiterjones3789
@jupiterjones3789 Жыл бұрын
349 likes and zero comments send quite a message - it's a popular and uncontroversial opinion For people in this comment section
@cernstormrunner7263
@cernstormrunner7263 Жыл бұрын
Low bar to cross over
@TheSolidSnakeOil
@TheSolidSnakeOil 5 ай бұрын
The speed which he pitches the movie is exactly the same speed it was written.
@HendrickNYC
@HendrickNYC 5 жыл бұрын
Poe: "I'm sorry guys." Falcon: "On your left." Palpatine: "I am all the Sith." Tony Stark: "And I..... am Iron Man."
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy 5 жыл бұрын
Hendrick Ramos The Man-Del-Iron!
@cougarkids4978
@cougarkids4978 5 жыл бұрын
Falcon even works because it’s the millennium falcon
@Dragonage2ftw
@Dragonage2ftw 5 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@dogdriver70
@dogdriver70 4 жыл бұрын
"Then Rey is confronted by an evil version of herself for about 10 seconds." "Why does THAT happen?" "So we can show it in the trailer." "That's smart!"
@icemanjr.5819
@icemanjr.5819 3 жыл бұрын
That was smart
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Rey wears a do rag, cap so she can have a stand in, double. Also a cheap excuse for new toys-figures. 💲💲💲
@icemanjr.5819
@icemanjr.5819 3 жыл бұрын
@@DavidLLambertmobile I noticed that in movies that they will wear helmets or something similar and or only show certain angles when their double is on
@dogdriver70
@dogdriver70 3 жыл бұрын
@@ohio you're welcome. Thanks for the unnecessary comment.
@SubduedRadical
@SubduedRadical 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair...that WAS smart. It's like all those scenes in Rogue One that were in the trailer that all somehow didn't end up in the final movie that the trailer guys used specifically because they said "We were given a bunch of scenes and we put the coolest looking ones in the trailer"...but then those didn't end up in the actual movie somehow...
@T234-i6e
@T234-i6e 5 жыл бұрын
If Anakin just healed his mother no one of this would’ve happened lol
@Dragonage2ftw
@Dragonage2ftw 5 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can use that.
@katakesh8566
@katakesh8566 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonage2ftw but why though? It's not just a diad thing so why couldn't the Chosen One just give a bit of life force?
@josgretf2800
@josgretf2800 5 жыл бұрын
@James Yorizzo A paddiwan or not he was the most powerful force user on the planet
@dimitrisbam1132
@dimitrisbam1132 5 жыл бұрын
@James Yorizzo so Anakin wasn't ready even as a pupil amongst the best teachers but Rey was?
@miguelthealpaca8971
@miguelthealpaca8971 5 жыл бұрын
@@dimitrisbam1132 Rey read the ancient Jedi texts and so she probably learnt it from there.
@crisvazquez433
@crisvazquez433 3 жыл бұрын
There’s some real energy between these two guys.
@captainjacksparrow1518
@captainjacksparrow1518 4 жыл бұрын
"Suddenly deciding that the force can do things is tight!" Summed up perfectly
@orbaitv5991
@orbaitv5991 4 жыл бұрын
That's in all of star wars
@orbaitv5991
@orbaitv5991 4 жыл бұрын
@@rattlinbones ANH, ESB, ROTJ, TPM, ROTS...
@orbaitv5991
@orbaitv5991 4 жыл бұрын
@@rattlinbones Ok for example ROTJ makes ghosts interact with things and touch them. Why didn't they fought the Emperor with Luke then? Or ROTJ and ESB makes Leia force sensistive and Vader's daughter yet Vader doesn't sense anything? Also I don't think force healing messes up with other movies since Rey found the power from the old jedi texts
@yoshidinono8095
@yoshidinono8095 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, it worked for Empire. Where they started pushing and pulling things. New Hope; the Force was all mind games. Even the choke wasn't even visible, and the guy just thought the uniform collar was getting tighter, but it was a mind trick then. These are not the droids we are looking for. What was that noise? And so on.
@6ixlxrd
@6ixlxrd 4 жыл бұрын
@@yoshidinono8095 Jedi Mind Trick has been, well, a Jedi move since times way back...it requires training and can only work on specific beings with a specific level of intellect. Everything else was literally just telekinesis to push, pull, or grab object/people with the mind. Force Skype that transport things half-way across the galaxy and Force Healing has never cannonly been a thing. Heck, Yoda struggled learning from Qui-Gon how to not lose his individuality when he died so he could teach others how to become Force Ghosts, and them interacting with the world wasn't a thing he learned. He of all people would've known about healing. Goes double since Grogu knows it as just a 50+ year-old kid with minimum training. Isn't something you just "read" about then boom with no training.
@opwave79
@opwave79 4 жыл бұрын
“We didn’t see him because he was in a basement with strobe lights” I’m dead.
@themechanic6151
@themechanic6151 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@plinyelder8156
@plinyelder8156 4 жыл бұрын
lol this comment is an understatement
@Demio.o
@Demio.o 5 жыл бұрын
J.J. Abrams: “I’m not good at endings.” Disney: *Yes*
@nightshade71986
@nightshade71986 5 жыл бұрын
Then people who liked TLJ will sight Johnson as a better guy for wrapping things up failing to see how he pretty much has the same tendency to leave endings with a lot of loose ends or "up to the viewer interpretation".
@paulmarchano7238
@paulmarchano7238 5 жыл бұрын
J.J. Isn’t good at anything that I’ve seen, so. He just continues to ride the “I’m shiat” train, but still gets paid millions for making pure garbage.
@huskeryu
@huskeryu 5 жыл бұрын
He did nail the ending of Fringe, but man, besides that.
@juangabrielcabardo21
@juangabrielcabardo21 2 жыл бұрын
“What’s Baby Frik’s deal?” “He’s gonna be the CUTEST little merchandising opportunity.” *Baby Yoda has entered the chat*
@mbaxter22
@mbaxter22 4 жыл бұрын
"That guy does zap himself a lot." I died lol.
@KR-ni7lx
@KR-ni7lx 4 жыл бұрын
So did Palps after shocking himself 3 times
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp 4 жыл бұрын
It's a kink
@harrythompson9934
@harrythompson9934 4 жыл бұрын
Wait before you die let me force heal you
@TentomushiHH
@TentomushiHH 3 жыл бұрын
*zapp me daddy, dew it!*
@donwhiteley3293
@donwhiteley3293 5 жыл бұрын
"Did you forget to pay that off?" "I forgot to pay that off." "That's OK. It happens. Kind of a lot." I lost it.
@morsteen
@morsteen 5 жыл бұрын
This is actually THE best video about this movie.
@joseluispcr
@joseluispcr 5 жыл бұрын
i wached like 3 days of it and I agree
@TunezCottage
@TunezCottage 4 ай бұрын
"What are the odds of that?" "Astronomical, but this is space so it's okay." Cracked me up good.
@alcazar123456
@alcazar123456 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is the most prolific screenwriter in Hollywood history, and he barely even tries, it’s super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.
@hardy9429
@hardy9429 5 жыл бұрын
sometimes he needs to try harder lol, maybe not so super easy and a little bit of an inconvenience
@ThePlumAbides
@ThePlumAbides 5 жыл бұрын
@@hardy9429 Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back right now
@ih8mcfly
@ih8mcfly 5 жыл бұрын
You do realise this is a comedy sketch and he isn’t really a screenwriter?
@Saint_nobody
@Saint_nobody 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah
@hardy9429
@hardy9429 5 жыл бұрын
@@ih8mcfly having the joke fly over your head is tight
@RedRobinYUMM
@RedRobinYUMM 5 жыл бұрын
10 y/o anakin: ight lemme restrict 3po’s language so he cant read sith
@umanuu
@umanuu 4 жыл бұрын
gotta respect the Republic law when ur a slave boy on a miserable planet
@xliquid1400
@xliquid1400 4 жыл бұрын
Its just not the slave boy way
@qweqqweq2090
@qweqqweq2090 4 жыл бұрын
It's just standard procedure. My introduction to programming protocol droids textbook back in college said you can't let them translate sith language. It was right after the part about the three laws. Everyone knows that.
@TobascoCatMC
@TobascoCatMC 4 жыл бұрын
But really though his memories was wiped between the 3rd and 4th movie, thats when they probably did it, i don't think its that big of a plot hole
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 4 жыл бұрын
Leeyum: Anakin just assembled C3PO from junk spare parts of other protocol-droids that Watto let him have; so it could be factory-set during the days of the Old Republic to keep the Sith from communicating. At least that sounds like something JJ Abrams would say.
@StephenTellsStories
@StephenTellsStories 4 жыл бұрын
"So, what ends up happening on Testicle?" "Exegol." "What did I say?" *DEAD*
@gevillgar
@gevillgar 4 жыл бұрын
The whole video is great, but this joke got me LMAO XD
@katarmy1351
@katarmy1351 4 жыл бұрын
you made me choke on my cereal
@RumblesBettr
@RumblesBettr 4 жыл бұрын
Im “dead” that people still think saying dead is a cool thing to type. So dead
@StephenTellsStories
@StephenTellsStories 4 жыл бұрын
@@RumblesBettr Wow. Good troll. 171,146 words in the English language and that’s the best you can come up with? Happy 14th birthday! You get to comment on the big boy KZbin now.
@SiriuslyBlack7
@SiriuslyBlack7 4 жыл бұрын
Simply the best!!!!lmao
@Luggi83
@Luggi83 3 жыл бұрын
That's the only Pitch Meeting that still makes me constantly shake my head in disbelief instead of laughing...
@Conk3r16
@Conk3r16 5 жыл бұрын
"remember when Kylo Ren literally tortured Rey" "Yes that was very romantic, they should kiss"
@akextremerickert
@akextremerickert 5 жыл бұрын
C0nk3r she’s into the kinky stuff
@chalkywhite2598
@chalkywhite2598 5 жыл бұрын
That was what I was thinking. Mind rapping a woman is foreplay?
@mcolottiboy
@mcolottiboy 5 жыл бұрын
akextremerickert soo much for our strong female lead huh?
@optillian4182
@optillian4182 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, BDSM is tight!
@kiaghezel-ayagh9099
@kiaghezel-ayagh9099 5 жыл бұрын
C0nk3r so I think the “excuse” for that was the Ben vs kylo ren thing, where Kylo abused her, but Ben is a different person. She outright said she wanted to take Ben’s hand, explicitly mentioning that she wouldn’t have taken kylo ren’s hand. Kind of weak, but my shippy self doesn’t care about that
@newnamesameperson397
@newnamesameperson397 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: let's buy star wars, announce a trilogy and have no idea or direction for the film's
@Boeing-777-X
@Boeing-777-X 4 жыл бұрын
They made billions of dollars.
@omgsam7185
@omgsam7185 4 жыл бұрын
Well that's what happens when you get political 🙃
@omgsam7185
@omgsam7185 4 жыл бұрын
@@Boeing-777-X not enough actually
@Boeing-777-X
@Boeing-777-X 4 жыл бұрын
@@omgsam7185 You do realize box office is nothing compared to merchandise, right? Still, 5.5 billion with four movies.
@chalkywhite2598
@chalkywhite2598 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever
@jackberry
@jackberry 5 жыл бұрын
"They go to burning man" had me rolling 😂
@BigDiesel330
@BigDiesel330 5 жыл бұрын
When I saw the movie, my first thought was muslim themed burning man
@joelellis7035
@joelellis7035 5 жыл бұрын
II said that while watching the movie
@g.w.7893
@g.w.7893 5 жыл бұрын
Another reviewer called it Coachella ;)
@SuzanaNature
@SuzanaNature 5 жыл бұрын
To be honest it looked a lot more like the Holi Festival from india. The clothes are really similar and they even have the colorful powder.
@Native_Creation
@Native_Creation 5 жыл бұрын
Lol first thing that came to mind
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