How TASTY Are Minecraft Mobs?

Apologies for how quiet the audio is, one of these days I'll finally make a video that doesn't sound like garbage
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[@SkeletalSpyro]

Before you make your Dungeon Meshi comment, no I have not watched it and yes the joke has already been made a million times

[@devsey]

still, watch dungeon meshi 🗣️ amazing show

[@laika-mv5li]

Watch it NOW...

[@fishkid1177]

holy shit???? i didnt even realize i could make that joke i was just going to use it as a reference

[@birdii64442]

Good to know ive never had an original thought 😋

[@MrDirtCow]

watch it

[@scpcito6691]

Slimeballs can also be created when pandas sneeze, meaning not only are slimes full of scum and likely acid, but they also seem to have a similar composition to snot.

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

Wait fr? I had no idea! Hehe... Slime farm except it's panda sneeze farm... Super inefficient but perfect for the Bit.

[@diamondman307_]

​@@carimeslockdownedtree2654 those do exist, passive slime farms. Extremely inhumane

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

@@diamondman307_ well, good for peaceful worlds, at least!

[@diamondman307_]

@@carimeslockdownedtree2654 it's basically a giant spiral of doom for the pandas, you should see ilmango's videos on it lol

[@meeb_consumer]

Not the sticky Piston-

[@cyoatts7100]

You would love delicious in dungeon. They answer the questions of fantasy meals made from dungeon enemies.

[@jemm113]

DUNGEON MESHI MENTIONED LET’S GOOOOOOO!

[@Supershadow301]

We need a Delicious in Minecraft mod

[@jemm113]

@@Supershadow301 Make it an addon for Farmer’s Delight (name it “Hunter’s Delight!) and then WE CAN COOK!

[@avchez2527]

i've watched it, it was cool, although i have an ick with watching people eat food, so i'll pass.

[@sumimelora9323]

dungeon meshii mentioned!!!!!

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Even if Endermen are Mentally harmed by water, rather than physically, as they come from a waterless void, the meat would be intensely dry.

[@TallthinksAnimations]

Maybe it would taste like those dehydrated meat sticks?

[@AMentalFailure]

@@TallthinksAnimations Ender "jerky"

[@TallthinksAnimations]

@@AMentalFailure Exactly!! Jerky was the word I was looking for!

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

j e r k y

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@TallthinksAnimations If Endermen are Physically Injured by water, the Ender-Jerky will be easier to eat, if they are Mentally injured by its non-block nature, the enderjerky will cause you to become dehydrated, so be a little careful.

[@RandomTheIdiot55]

My personal headcanons based purely off vibes. -Creeper: Marijuana, used coffee grounds and black powder. Eating it does not give you the effects of the first two, sadly. -Enderman: Unseasoned, stale chicharrones because they can’t touch water. -Endermite: Battery acid fruit gusher. -Shulker: Some sort of shellfish like oysters or clams. Can be eaten raw or cooked. -Slime: Completely flavorless, the texture is like molasses. -Magma cube: Molten rock. -Blaze: That strong ass Korean chili paste that could knock out a whole herd of cattle. -Any nether pigs: Spicy pork. -Ghast: Water vapor. -Phantom: Lobster. -Both guardians: Salty pennies. -Sniffer: Mutton, venison or some other gamy meat. -Glow squid: Same as a normal squid, but it makes your belly glow for several days after eating it. -Strider: The world’s driest potatoes. -Wither: Coal and soot. -Ender Dragon: Gator meat that was left in the microwave for too long. Tell me if I missed anything. Canonically, skulk tastes like raisins, so I left the warden out. Now I want to try cinnamon raisin bread with skulk instead of raisins. It’ll probably either kill me or impregnate me xenomorph-style, but it’ll be worth it.

[@francesstrong9152]

Gater meat with a side of explosives

[@TacosandTopHats7]

@@francesstrong9152 real

[@MrGreen-fi5sg]

I like this list.

[@wisteria2509]

salty pennies has such a vivid place in my mind now, what a disgusting taste

[@wisteria2509]

great list though!

[@babafisi8135]

Shulkers would make a good meal, unironically. Not only can you eat them, but the shell they come with could be used as a makeshift pot/bowl!

[@finchat2382]

Aren't they artficial?

[@babafisi8135]

@@finchat2382 I would assume their shell is, but I’m not sure about their insides. Maybe they’re similar to the guardians and have no meat. They’re only there to guard end fortresses, after all.

[@finchat2382]

@@babafisi8135 hmmm. It would make sense it was made from end animals. So it is probably edible but how they multylie is the thing that confirms they might be edible.

[@finchat2382]

@@babafisi8135 but the biggest problem is eating a creature that can teleport and make thing levitate. Not good plan

[@rowanstree8499]

@@finchat2382*starts quickly ascending*

[@ClodsireBcuzYes]

2:40 for the same reason that people figured out how to eat pufferfish, you can eat a creeper.

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

I will make sure you dont... i will put an end to this...

[@Greengamer649]

@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper *throws a bone into a volcano to make the dog chase it*

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

@@Greengamer649 nonono I dont want your bone wuffy yeah... she's kind of already tamed... and besides... she like something other than bones...

[@ClodsireBcuzYes]

@@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper "yeah that pufferfish said the same thing, anyways.

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

@@ClodsireBcuzYes yeah... well... unlike that pufferfish... I can fight back furiously...

[@goitwe8564]

This feels like a high school presentation of the kid who goes first and makes every other presentation look garbage in comparison

[@scribbleslol1566]

The warden is made of SCULK. If you eat sculk, you'll probably turn INTO A MINI WARDEN

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

Fr, %90 sure skulk is just some sort of infection

[@zizzy-kitty]

Yummy sculk 😋

[@Emperor-Z]

Neat!

[@RogerVers1]

raisins

[@phillipjones1536]

don't threaten me with a good time

[@jaydenrush3919]

Dish ideas - Creeper Spore Salad - Enderman Bone Broth (possibly hallucinogenic) - Enderman jerky (with whatever meat they have) - Salted Endermites (different flavors available) - Spicy Slime Gelatin - Phantom Espresso (coffee with membrane as filter) - Aged Elder Guardian Sushi - Ravager Roast - Sniffer Sliders - Blaze-seasoned chicken wings - (can’t think of anything for the magma cube, but perhaps you could use it to cook something else) - (nothing for piglin, too much like people for me) - Fried Ghast Calamari - Strider Jerky - (shulkers are basically what she said in the video, can’t do much better than that) - BBQ Warden Prime Ribs - Rare Ender Dragon Steak. That is all, thank you. Yes I have watched Dungeon Meshi.

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

Magma cream probably has a consistency similar to peanut butter, so maybe you could use it as a spread on toast!

[@Judas-xp2fl]

I want a Mooshroom burger 🤩

[@SaltinemyBeloved]

Pizza Tower characters as roommates and Minecraft mob taste testing are both somehow incredibly good questions and crackhead energy questions

[@GameGearGabe]

"Those are just humans, and I already know what those taste like" No matter what you think that means, it sounds wrong!

[@StoryTeller796]

I prefer to think that she chewed up her own dead skin, and her nails and stuff out of severe stress and Pica.

[@connortg5]

@@StoryTeller796nah she just consumed her enemies, obviously

[@L-and-P]

I just googled it.

[@Zephyeran]

To be fair, if you listen to any true crime, you may stumble on how folks that ate people often compared them to veal and pork in flavor, so while it implies something sinister, I also 'know' what humans taste like, pff Still a fun bit though

[@RogerVers1]

@@L-and-P pork

[@Alexprime-ve1od]

Also the warden is made of skulk and skulk is a substance made of the accumulation of dead matter and souls so it tastes horribly and smells like a graveyard.

[@kcoolthegamer]

It tastes like raisins

[@thatchillasian8924]

Now you can have your own tastes, but I love consuming food that will personally gut-punch me into the next plane of existence. It builds character.

[@GameGearGabe]

I don't think the character is worth it...

[@Wazzack_1103]

Its the unexpectancy with lyrics man!

[@creeperface4675]

Don’t eat me-I mean, don’t eat creepers y’all. Their meat is toxic for huma-people to consume and can lead to long term side effects. Besides, we… err… they aren’t tasty at all! Trust me guys I am very good *human* Minecraft food critic

[@PxPtheBook]

*SHUT UP AND GET ON MY PLATE ALREADY!!!*

[@Crep35]

As a cre- I UH- As a fellow *human* who has tried.. creeper, I can confirm that weTHEYYY are extremely bitter tasting and are certainly NOT for human consumption

[@hunterchichester5720]

​@@Crep35 🤔🤔🤔 (nom)

[@Crep35]

@@hunterchichester5720 AAAAA

[@creeperface4675]

⁠​⁠@@hunterchichester5720 HEY! You are committing a very *human* crime called cannibalism (I think that’s what humans pronounce it). You are eating a fellow cr-human and it can have severe punishments in human law! You could go to human jail, ya know!

[@RobinRhombus2]

Don't forget, slimeballs have more than one source than slimes. They also come from pandas sneezing. That means that snot and slimes are made of an interchangable substance. Gross…

[@casadastraphobia]

Or potentially steve categorizes these two substances as the same due to similar properties

[@pikgears]

It would make sense for slimes to be living mucus

[@RobinRhombus2]

@@pikgears Or they're an organism covered in a thick mucus membrane.

[@creativecreeper2860]

Delicious in dungeon has me watching stuff like this.

[@TehEpikBrickbattler]

skulk canonically tastes like raisins, it was confirmed by the creator of the warden. beefy raisins!!!! Edit: WHY THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES WTF THX THX THX!!!!

[@astralfloof]

WOOO

[@QuinnMillard-jv3ri]

r/TIHI

[@nerfco2330]

Mmm soul raisins

[@RogerVers1]

mmmmmmm living raisins

[@potatoofmemes]

Yummy mossy soul raisins....

[@kainepeterson6638]

Someone’s been watching Dungeon Meshi 👀 but genuinely, let’s headcanon some. enderman bone broth as a base, the bones completely dissolve into the broth because of the hydrophobic nature of ender physiology. Strain it with a cheesecloth to get any residual clumps out, got a nice dark purple broth with a deep, rich, umami flavor that can be likened to tonkotsu. Next we crack open the shulkers to get at the meat inside, we rinse them to get rid of any sand or dirt or leftover shulker pellet “seeds” (you can touch them but if you eat them you levitate for a fraction of a second and it’s just enough to make you nauseous with vertigo). Then we fry them in butter and garlic and season to taste with kosher salt, black pepper, cayenne and lemon. Like oysters. Next we can use wheat and eggs to make noodles. Ramen or udon to your taste. To finish our enderman tonkotsu we can grill up some hoglin chops after slicing them very fine. A punch made from grinding glistening melons and some radishes pickled in diluted slime juice round our garnishes and drink. Ooo and some glow squid narutomaki that the whirl glows. And nether warts can replace enoki mushrooms. There ya go. Enderman and hoglin Tonkotsu Udon with Glow Squid Natrutomaki, Wart Enoki, and slime pickled radishes, along with a side of pan fried oyster style shulkers and Glistering Punch.

[@spoopertrooper2726]

I've always interpreted the Blazes as being like some kind of twisted golden golem that burns with hatred, and that's why it sounds like it's breathing through some kind of metal structure and the hitting noises are just clanking. As for ghasts, the fact that their heads have a hole in the bottom where the tentacles come out implies they're not cephalopods, but rather a cnidarian-esc creature like a jellyfish. Make of that information what you will, but I'd rather not put a large, scorching-hot metal rod into my mouth, or a jellyfish 10 times my size-

[@Apowo16]

>I'd rather not put a large, scorching-hot metal rod into my mouth speak for yourself buddy

[@oberonpanopticon]

@@Apowo16coward

[@liamcardozo2068]

I am inclined to agree with you about the blazes. When it comes to the ghasts, however, Minecraft Dungeons showcases baby versions of both ghasts and glow squids, and they share a model, so I am inclined to read them as cephalopods. That said, a model that low res leaves so much room for interpretation we'll probably never know for sure.

[@spoopertrooper2726]

@@liamcardozo2068 Though that is a very good observation, and one that also threw me off, I am still inclined to believe ghasts are jellyfish, as the babies actually highly resemble immortal jellyfish with the glowing orb inside of their translucent bells. Of course, a point could be made in either direction, so feel free to make your own counterpoint if you wish.

[@spoopertrooper2726]

Also, one other thing, specifically in regard to endermites. If you subscribe to the idea that ender pearls are an organ in the endermen's bodies, then endermites are an endoparasite of endermen. I'm sure you can guess how good an idea it would be to ingest a parasite adapted to live inside another creature.

[@retro_guyy1015]

With how fragile ghasts are to arrows, I imagine that trying to bite one would cause it to explode like a hot air balloon

[@alamirperez6390]

I didn't know Creeps were crunchy, I always thought FLUFFY. It's now my new headcannon that it's both, they're a mix between crunch and fluff, in other words, please hug with caution. Also, I like how the Creepers was the one that was the safest and most moral one to eat

[@SILHOUETTED..PHILOSOPHY]

Fluncy

[@BadNameJackson]

I think that they are always trying to hug people, but they don't have arms and they explode when they get too close so they can't.

[@Wazzack_1103]

Mmm, i love gunpowder!

[@CheezyBois998]

So like.. cotton candy that was left out for a day?

[@creeperface4675]

1. Please don’t eat me please I’m begging you I am not tasty at all please I have a family 2. I want a hug

[@krystianperrine2860]

The strider drops string, so I think that's what the things on it head are. I still can't figure out the feet though, I was thinking it was so burnt they couldn't feel it and it turned hard, but they're BORN with it, so it can't be that. They probably just evolved fire-resistant hooves somewhere along the line.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

5:32 So... your telling me pineapple flavored jello? 8:17 8:39 Now... hear me out... Blazes are made of Blaze Rods, and Blaze Rods can be ground into Blaze Powder, and Maga Cubes drop Magma Cream. Both Blaze Powder and Magma Cream are potion ingredients meaning, to some degree, they *are* edible. Frogs can also eat the Magma Cremes will just... mild digestive issues. So I'm gonna go with cinnamon flavor for Blaze and hot sauce for Magma Cubes. I always assumed Skulk was a fungus, and the Warden is clearly made of the stuff, so I bet he's mushroomy

[@bluefoxgalaxy6057]

Apparently Sculk tastes like raisins

[@Jessforprez]

Gast is 100% a marshmallow

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

Squish

[@Cosmickitcat13th]

@@HiWelcomeToIKEAmallow

[@Archiv1st]

nom

[@miro_theburger]

is that a new mob they added?

[@Jessforprez]

@@miro_theburger nah the big cube that shoots fireballs

[@Lars_Ziah_Zawkian]

Creeper: crunchiest decent tasting vegan bacon Enderman: think it would taste like blue cheese and pork jerky Slime: acidic snot Phantom: lizard chicken wings Ravager: buffalo steak Sniffer: tastes like a gator i think Ghast: sulphiric cotton candy Strider: Meatballs

[@TokyoDrift456]

6:00 they arent ghosts, they are just creatures, the reason they are named phantoms is (presumably) because of their ghost like screeching, the reason they only show up after not having slept for a couple of days is because thats how they hunt, they are "attracted to insomnia" so they just dont come close to you until they deem you a valid target, cats can hunt them and you can use their drops to repair your elytra which means they have to be real

[@cyoatts7100]

12:34 actually because she’s flying her meat would be gamey, just like how you don’t eat the back on dear. Sedentary animals are easier to get tender meat from, that’s why pigs and cows end up fat because we want tender beef and pork. The ender dragon would taste like gamey chicken, like biting into dry turkey. I’d suggest using a glaze or gravy with a side of vegetables all seasoned with the zest of chorus fruit.

[@Mitraloxy]

"Would you eat a Creeper for the clout? I would, and you couldn't stop me either!" *Well, I'll enjoy this last video while I can..*

[@alexcole9325]

Honestly, that sounds like more work than it's worth. Would that even be good clout? Considering that most people think Creepers taste like some unholy combination of marijuana and gunpowder.

[@IndieLambda]

The Ender Dragon being even more Ender than the rest of Ender, you might just start tripping balls so hard you never come back down, you'll be higher than Snoop Dogg.

[@LTeleVision8]

8:27 "hot rod in your mouth" 💀

[@ariongabrielmendoza858]

Ah hell naw

[@ariongabrielmendoza858]

My stomach had holes : (

[@ariongabrielmendoza858]

Joke

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

Yeah, why would anyone want to put an entire transformer in their mouth? 😬

[@ariongabrielmendoza858]

@@Archbishopofcheeseburger what transformer?

[@Sancheroid]

3:29 well, there is a theory, that endermans are humans, who changed due to eating only chorus fruit and being stuck in the end, so they will taste something like hoomans.... *AND I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE >:D* 4:13 their eyes probably would be fun to eat, because they don't dissolve in water(assuming that epearls are their eyes), maybe they will contain some eyeball juice? 6:43 ooh! Phantom coffe!!! 8:06 mmm (slurp)... tasty living flesh 9:08 What is that? A big marshmallow! Yum

[@EvanUnger-dy4so]

Video idea: Mario characters I can beat in a fight

[@zoes32flavaz]

*overused*

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

Minecraft expert here, now this will be fun! The creeper will likely taste like gunpowder and catnip, since they are probably related to it because why would they need to fear cats. Endermans in minecraft dungeons combust when they die, so you would probably not be able to eat it. Though if you could, it would probably taste like acid. It is morally right to eat one, since their goal is to destroy all dimensions. Endermites would probably taste like acid and mites. Slimes likely taste like acid and cave water, and if they spawn in a swamp then acid and swamp water. Phantoms are wierd, and I have no clue either lol. Guardians probably taste like magical gemstones and electronic parts. Maybe the fish and sponge they drop count? Ravager probably tastes like a person but wrong. Also would probably be a little tough. The Sniffer would probably taste like beef, but also probably not that tough since they don't seem that strong. Blazes are lava. Magma Cubes are lava. A Piglin probably tastes like a combination of pig and human. Ghasts probably feed of heat energy, so not much. Striders are a like mammels, but without heat control and milk. They probably taste a little like fungus. Shulkers are golems, so if the body it's endstone, and if it's the shell for some reason, it would taste like popped chorus fruit. Wardens are just a hunting mechanism of the sculk, and sculk is a fungus. It would probably taste like rotten flesh and souls. The Ender Dragon can not be eaten, since it just combusts. But if you did, it would probably taste like healing magic and acid. The egg would taste like acid too. Anyone have questions?

[@nathaliefernandez6431]

Uh hi yea, how do you know what mites taste like?!

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

@@nathaliefernandez6431 :)

[@undvined]

People taste like pork anyway, so Pigmen just taste like pig. Or human. Either works, really.

[@SomeonePT_]

I feel like the warden would taste like dried kelp… or moss. He is comfired to be made of sculk and who knows what that is but knowing that it sucks the souls of the dead to reproduce, eating it will probably give you the same effect as eating 5 grams of Arsenic. The texture would probably very soggy and slimy so it would probably be hard to digest, and i think if you would find actual stone inside his body. Also I dont know why but I feel like his lips would taste like blueberry gum… Im desperate for this content my bad. Great video 👍

[@LegoMan-mu3ln]

Bro are you fantasizing about locking lips and doing it french style with the Warden!? I mean, me too, but thats not the point >:c

[@sussus4586]

Sculk is raisin tasting

[@mercernova5347]

Imagine cooking up some Enderman meat, then once you put it in your mouth it just disappears and you hear it fall on the ground behind you.

[@archsteel7]

Delicious in Dungeon: Minecraft Edition

[@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941]

Considering what the Warden could be, you may bite into rotten meat, bones and sentient mold from another dimension. Could also taste like raisins?

[@space_slushie5111]

As someone who came across this channel from the last video due to video game brainrot, I am LOVING the absolute feral energy my friend. Keep it up! 👍

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

I argue that Guardians must have some meat. When you kill one, they drop fishes. Also, just because it's old doesn't stop people from eating hundred years old eggs.

[@sethdenney-solorzano72]

Hundred year old egg is a misnomer actually. It’s is just their name because they look like they could be 100 years old when actually they’re only a little over a month old

[@CalamitasCalliope]

I need someone to go full Dungeon Meshi on all of the Minecraft Mobs. Even the ones you really shouldn't eat

[@CalamitasCalliope]

I liked the idea so I wrote up a bit for the Creeper Creeper - The first and most important thing you need to do before preparing a Creeper corpse for cooking is defusing and then removing the bomb. Fantasy minecraft chefs have to be specially trained on this process and are given a certification to show potential jobs that they are trained to perform this task. Kinda like fugu chefs in the real world! The outer layer is comparable in texture and mouth feel to the outer layers of an onion. The "meat" is not actually meat at all! It is actually a form of mushroom, and the Creepers developed their explosive abilities as a way to spread their spores and reproduce. These spores are very common, and lie dormant until they are subjected to dark environments for long enough to sprout new Creepers. They target players due to learning that they have the largest wander radius of any other mob. If a player survives the explosion they will be coated in microscopic spores that will slowly shed off of the player abd spread the colony whereverthey go. And if the player dies, it can be counted on for a player to retrieve the spore ridden items the player leaves behind. If not, new Creepers will sprout regardless and they can attempt the process all over again. For eating the meat itself with drumsticks or breasts it is usually removed, but for stews/soups you can cook the skin in the broth to dissolve it and add flavor/nutrients. The amount of edible meat on a single Creeper would actually be very small as a large chunk of their anatomy is dedicated to the storage and ignition of the tnt. A lot of the meat surrounding the block is infused with gunpowder, and this spreads if the Creeper was preparing to explode before it died(which is usually the case if it was killed with a melee weapon. The meat is, once again, not meat at all. It is very homogeneous in texture, and it has a naturally smoky taste. It works nicely in making broth as it practically melts when in hot water for long periods of time.

[@Kassidy_741]

I would love to play a mod like that

[@freecjammer1714]

Creeper: tastes like dry leafs and sticks bit of gunpowder Shulker: tastes like clam Endermen: dry jerky Slimes:boogers Phantoms: raw pork fat Elder gardians:old fish meat you left in the frige for 1 year Ravagers: buffalo Sniffers: beef+bird meat Blaze: hot iron rods Ghast:squid Strider:lava jerky Warden:weird raisins ENDER DRAGON:void enfusedchicken WITHER: ancient rotten jerky that has a a toxin which desolves you alive Glow squid: normal squid meat Endermite:battery acid+salty fruit gushers Neither pigs:spicy loin pork

[@PRGME7]

My headcanon for ravagers is that you probably shouldn’t eat them. You don’t find them in the wild and they have villager faces. Probably made by dark magic and dark magic is nothing you should be putting into your digestive system. Edit: as for creepers, I imagine them to be entirely plant based organisms. Thus their “meat” might taste like veggie burgers. Edit 2: as somebody else mentioned, blaze powder and magma cream are likely edible due to being used in potions. So here are my headcanoned tastes Blaze powder: Carolina reaper hot pepper mixed with a noticeable taste of old pennies. Magma cream: sunscreen mixed with room temperature but still molten rock. Edit 3: since Breezes from the new update are probably in the same family as blazes I’ll theorize about their taste despite them not having a powder. Breeze powder: wind chilled metal that blows around in your mouth with or without you breathing. Likely very dangerous to inhale as they would blow around in your lungs and cause bleeding or a collapsed lung.

[@connorii]

Here's some April fools mobs and how I think they would taste. Redstone Bug: Considering it is just a silverfish but red, it would probably be similar to the endermite, it's taste would be based on how you prepare them. But my main concern is where they come from. They come from redstone wires rarely when they increase in charge, and redstone glows when you touch it inside its ore. I'm not sure about you, but I would not eat something that came from a glowing red rock that can be used as electricity. That would probably shock you, and give you radiation. Toxifin Slab: Based on appearance alone, we can judge that the Toxifin Slab is most likely made of potato, that sounds good, but then you consider what it drops. All of the items it drops upon death have toxic in the name. I have a slight suspicion that you wouldn't want to eat something that's toxic, it is a Resin though, if that makes anything better. If you were to just cut off the potato part though, you would probably be fine. You would probably get a pretty good chunk of potato from him as well. Pink Wither: Unlike his normal counterpart, this guy is summoned with pink wool, and a flowerpot containing a rose, so this thing is most likely not a spirit. Feeding it sugar apparently gives it more heads, so we can assume the head is made of, well, sugar. He seems to look the same for the rest of the body, so he's honestly safe to eat most likely. Just pure sugar. Wouldn't be healthy, but you wouldn't die from it.

[@ComposterMinecraft]

As a person who ate a Zombie once, I can confirm you will never want to stop eating flesh again, would recommend 10/10 anytime

[@zynzeki]

Delicious in Dungeon (Minecraft Edition)

[@aeviarth-the-dragoness]

12:31 "Who would pass up the opportunity to eat dragon meat. Be A Legend. EAT THAT LIZARD!" **shakes fearfully in a draconic manner**

[@name-yb1hs]

1:05 "lets eat my friends!😄" "lets eat my friends !💀" 8:27 "get your stinky pissy away from me" 9:28 "whats for dinner? deppresion. my favorite!" 9:58 "mystery meat" 11:30 "who needs meat when you have ribs,bones and hard ass calcium in that strong ass brick?" 12:00 "the legend's meat and eggs" Edit:sheesh never gotten 30+ likes can we go further?

[@ness6714]

I always imagined that the meat of an Enderman, under the skin, would be like a flabby, slimey alien meat with a bunch of mucus on it. Even if there is not much meat to collect, I wouldn't mind aging some Ender Jerky.

[@bloodrinker]

endermen are the ancient builders that got stuck in the end and mainly ate the chorus fruit

[@ness6714]

@@bloodrinker Game Theory is not 100% canon.

[@bloodrinker]

@@ness6714 the ancient builders were confirmed accidentally on an interview

[@ness6714]

@@bloodrinker How does the End Portal Frame have End Stone if the Ancient Builders could never get access from it until they went into The End themselves?

[@bloodrinker]

@@ness6714 uhhhh, maybe it only looks like it

[@djdnjejdhshabsbfudh]

I remember seeing a creeper figurine where the brain was a tnt block, also, if you want to eat an enderman you should just rip off one of the arms and eat it like ribs.

[@robiginal]

I think it's safe to assume that blazes are made of some kind of metal, given the sounds they make. Biting into a blaze rod would be like biting into a metal pole.

[@bloodrinker]

a very hot metal pole

[@robiginal]

@@bloodrinker Yes

[@Blue_BuddyClassic]

Creeper:Dry Leaves,Bacon,Gun Power,TNT Ender Man:Ender Pearls,Teeth,Human💀 Ghast:Red Stone,Possibly Marshmallows? Blaze:Fire,Death,More Red Stone Ender Mites:Bugs,Eyes,Teleportation (Is that a taste?) Slimes:Jello,Slime,Acid Phantoms:Nothing Cuz they are Sleep Demons More At 500 Likes

[@strikingsarcophagus]

8:58 What do you mean? Im not gonna eat him alive! Im not a monster. Obviously I'm gonna cook him first

[@Atomic_Psychosis]

Also considering that pandas can sneeze slime balls, and slimes drop slime balls, you start to see the problem.

[@monke7919]

This is the real reason Jean is the last dragon

[@JacobsShipShop]

MENU: 1: Creeper Rinds 2: Enderbone Broth 3: Steamed Phantom Wings 4: Guardian Rolls 5: Smoked Ravager Tri-Tip 6: Triple Sniffer Cheese n’ Bacon Burger 7: Piglin Stew 8: Fried Ghast Skin 9: Strider Jerky 10: Shulker Rockefeller 11: Warden Ribs 12: Deep Fried Ender Dragon

[@JacobsShipShop]

I hope you enjoy your meal!

[@BoglBoi]

Striders are literally just lava fish with boots. The things sticking out from the side of their blocky body/heads are barbels

[@bloodrinker]

i thought it was old man hair

[@plantain.1739]

So I'm assuming they'd taste like some kinda fish Jerky. Maybe Salmon jerky?

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

I interpret them as some kind of fucked-up mutant axolotls that evolved to live in lava

[@aviFlashbacks]

Creepers originated when Notch was trying to make a pig and accidentally had the main body rotated the wrong way, then decided to turn that into a hostile mob with a retexture after fixing it

[@johndingle-i7j]

Also to point out skulk is mold like, and the warden is a bulky skeleton covered in skulk so uhhh

[@doodling-gods]

- Creepers are more like pufferfish. Where you want to remove the deadly stuff before you eat them. Probably cooked like crocodiles coated in bonito flakes. - Endermen should be jerkied, or turned into soup. They will likely have a psychidelic effect but if you cook it down and try to filter out the purple particles or age it enough, it should lose potency. - Endmites are just psychadelic bugs. You can probably eat one in real life and get the same effect. - Slimes should be thoroughly washed, dried and seasoned like seaweed and eaten as snacks. - Phantoms are likely more like bats or fish, hence the membrane. Not poisonous but not tasty. - Elder Guardian would be like a mix of whale and fish. Edible but takes some research to taste good. - Shulkers should be boiled in their shells like oysters with butter and lemon. Make sure to remove the pits they use to fire at you before eating. - Strider legs are inedible but the body is immune to fire so you cannot smoke it or cook it properly until you get past the skin. Filet and cook according to taste. Has a smoky aftertaste. - Warden is like mushrooms. Peel the flesh from the bones before preparing. Several parts all taste different, and some just taste like dirt. - Ghast needs to be drained of its gas and then cut into strips. Remove the tendrils and fry them like enochi mushrooms. The flesh of a ghast is pretty flavorless but its thin due to being filled with gas and can be turned into noodles or deep fried. - Ender Dragon! Need to remove the particle production organs and try to skin it. The flesh is the most flesh like of the list I think, and can probably be eaten and preserved like most animals.

[@dalehayden3830]

Striders appear to be some kind of fire equivalent to an amphibian, with the stony bits just being cooled magma that got stuck to their legs. Therefore, you may be on to something with the frog/alligator meat comparison!

[@voltsiano116]

"Thousands found dead in their homes all across the world. Usually, this would not be considered out of the ordinary, except for one detail - they all appear to have been viewing the same KZbin video upon death. More at 6 o'clock."

[@Lunarcreeper]

9:54 i think that's basalt from them walking on lava constantly.

[@lord_alex12]

With the Ender Dragon literally being the final boss of Ender mobs it would probably inflict some horrific datura esque psychological episode

[@carriemarshall1947]

3:22 it’s cannibalism because endermen really are just distorted people

[@wallace25859]

I would have said "close enough welcome back Laios Touden" but he would have tried to eat all of these without hesitation and make his friends try them too instead of recommending people to not eat these things

[@Bleu_2ay]

Creepers came from a model programming typo, not a texture glitch. And i imagine that creepers are some plant that explodes to spread its seeds. Like a really aggressive dandelion puff. Also Endermen are people.

[@carriemarshall1947]

0:09 your drawn character sure looks like they would eat a ghast

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

human... I will make you regret ever wondering such a monstrous thing...

[@TORTILLA_DOG_STUDIOS]

1:04 S A M E .

[@AthenaLouise-yc1zb]

"It's gonna taste a little... gun powdery.." *Balls Clover Undertale Yellow turning their head in interest*

[@Rozee_the_Bee]

I’ve always kinda imagined skulk being some type of mold, and as mentioned by someone else, Skulk canonically tastes like Raisins. So Warden ribs would probably go well with a charcuterie board, lots of stinky cheeses and fancy meats that pair well with nuts and not overly sweet fruits

[@PRGME7]

Yes. But trapped souls.

[@madlaugher3300]

Creepers make me think they’d taste like crumbed pork belly with mint sauce for blood but have a lot of pepper running through them

[@trainersview]

8:02 Spyro vegan confirmed

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

I don't get how this human is daring to try to eat us... but won't even go for the most unexpected mob...

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

Human meat doesnt count

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

Although I agree that the ender dragon would probably be delicious, there are other issues with consuming dragon flesh. In most stories and folklore, when dragon slayers eat their fallen foes, they gain tremendous power but become cursed or corrupted. In a lot of the interpretations I’ve seen, the slayer develops an insatiable craving for dragon flesh, and considering there are no other dragons in minecraft that we know of, it would probably lead to a slow, painful death

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

And that’s assuming there are no additional effects on account of it being not just any dragon, but a void dragon

[@MysticLear]

Commenting so more people see this video

[@nefariousg_2021]

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[@mrmrtreetree8936]

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[@skellix_]

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[@PuddleSpout]

creepers taste like and seaweed (not the dry kind) under the crust, and even deeper down, they taste like spam closer to the organs. shulkers taste like snails, and clams. usually one or the other. the warden has meat under the sculk and bone, tastes like tuna. but careful not to let any of the sculk to seep into the meat because sculk tastes like raisins. blazes taste like french fries, but are made of fire so you usually cant eat them without burning your mouth off. the guardians dont have any meat, they are made of pure prismarine and redstone, they are purely mechanical. elder guardians on the other hands are synthetics, cyborgs if you will. and they taste like salmon. under their shells phantoms have a bird/chicken-ish taste, but since they are undead, and also partially non-corporeal. their flesh is unable to be touched by players, and is rotten. their membranes however taste like sour cream, and can be spread just like as if it was sour cream. ravagers do taste like buffalo, but also somewhat like human flesh. striders taste like crab, with a slight burnt flavor to them the lower down the meat is. slime, being mostly liquid can be drunk. and tastes almost like a strawberry milkshake. and is in fact not acidic, some are, because there are multiple types, colors, and flavours of slime. but we only ever see green ones ingame for whatever reason. ender dragon tastes like lizard, but semi-tangy. ender-men just dont have any taste with what little meat they have, same goes for endermites.

[@zorro6740]

3:00 if you cook it over a fire, it will explode ._.

[@Артмиш]

According to MatPat, Endermen are humans who fled to The End and mutated due to the climate and diet of The End, consisting solely of chorus plants and shulkers (which is why they hate when players look into their eyes, since they recognize that they used to look just like them). So, in my headcanon, eating an Enderman would have the same effect as eating a chorus fruit - teleporting you to a random nearby location

[@PBAM0NEY]

I WAS FUCKING PLAYING MINECRAFT A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO AND I SEE THIS NOW? GET OUT OF MY HEAD, SPYRO!!!!!!!!

[@SkeletalSpyro]

😈

[@PBAM0NEY]

@@SkeletalSpyro GET OUT OF MY SKIIINNN!!!!!!!!!

[@Chael-je5yu]

Aye, want some Ghast-mellows? Or maybe some Warden ribs?

[@PBAM0NEY]

@@Chael-je5yu yeah why not I'll take some of both

[@Chael-je5yu]

@@PBAM0NEY Ight that'll be two Iron bars, per meal

[@DezAmmySel]

what if endermen taste like chorus fruit licorice? it's the only source of food in their home dimension, so that could be something. and since endermen have no water at all to them, it being dry, chewy licorice makes sense.

[@ACCB710]

Delicious in Dungeon Brainrot

[@PartyHatProductionz]

Go play with the neighbors kids! The neighbors kid:

[@TravelingToby]

For the enderman I would assume the meat would actually be a bit sweeter since it's heavy speculation their diet consists of chorus fruit which would affect in how it tastes, and the texture would likely be very tough like jerky due to their lengthy figure!

[@squirrelypop_]

Laios!? Is that you!?

[@BendyKam]

i'm eating everything. slimes better hop away, sniffers better run, and the villagers better lock their doors. I'm hungary.

[@frostyflames7864]

Sure, going by DND rules, anything can be gross! But going by Delicious in Dungeon rules... even a slime can be tasty when dried (:

[@thebossfrost3417]

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[@FluentMagpie]

I personally feel like the Warden would taste like sculk, which I imagine would be like eating coffee grounds and bone dust. I mean, come on; it THRIVES ON THE SOULS OF THE DEAD, you cannot expect it to taste good.

[@kristofertaft194]

I'd say that it'd be a miracle if you can even CRACK the enderdragon egg. Thing teleports every time you hit it. Imagine, if you will, going to make an enderdragon meat omlette. You start to prepare the meat, get it frying, then you go to crack the egg. The egg hits the pan and ends up in the silverware drawer. Good luck! I also feel most of the warden is plant based, though that depends on what skulk even is.

[@prof-quack]

9:57 my interpretation of the strider is that it is probably partially related to ghasts. This enables it to float on the lava just enough to walk on it. However, they eat warped fungus, which comes from a biome ENDERMEN primarily inhabit. So it probably tastes like (censor)ed-up crimson fungus, which is related to nether wart. Also, good luck getting through the hardened lava and fireproof hide…

[@johnthedork723]

Since Blaze Powder is used in all potions now, it's definitely edible. I bet it's super spicy.

[@official_mosfet]

New catch-phrase: "I'm so hungry i could eat a creeper"

[@operationomniverse351]

10:41 "The shulker resembles such common crustaceans as the limpet." I think the bestiary got limpets confused with barnacles. Barnacles are a crustacean. Limpets are a snail. So ahh yeah. You seem to be more right than the bestiary. They're likely a mollusk especially going off the description of a foot to suction to the wall. Very likely not a barnacle.

[@spooki3382]

Dungeon meshi is everywhere.. damn everywhere.

[@k4zj]

“look all I’m saying is that there’s better ways to get a hot rod in your mouth” left me speechless

[@fishdubx]

I always thought of Ghasts like Ghosts considering there's only a one letter difference between the two, so I would've personally grouped them with the allays and vexes

[@DonnaPinciot]

For Blazes, I could imagine grinding the rods and using Blaze Powder for seasoning, or possibly as a pestle for grinding ingredients, but if it's sulfur-based then...

[@mikethegoo]

Meanwhile, my curious ass food philosophy: If it's a living being, it's on the menu to try (given that it looks somewhat appetizing when prepared and won't fucking kill me to eat)

[@Picklesoupism]

Well creepers are plants, and they don’t seem to contain any toxins, so as long as I don’t bite into the explosives in its core, I would just eat the dry vegetable-like skin.