How Terrible are the New Noise Marines in Warhammer 40K

[@mikehawk-re3de]

Aint no party like a fulgrim party

[@YamaXI]

This reminds me of the ancient Terran musician, p diddy.

[@kevingedney3542]

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[@agentchaos9332]

Fan-made Demon Prince Diddy, anyone?😂

[@chudrustler]

40k gallons of baby oil

[@azzlackguhnter5635]

​@@agentchaos9332 We really do need a Slaneeshian Demon referencing him lol

[@cain035]

Also HUGE props for not using AI garbage content and actually using real art AND linking the artwork!

[@AFowkingPanda]

Who needs AI when you can make things up yourself?

[@504godzilla]

Bro getting invaded by Noise marines is the worst thing i could possibly imagine. Imagine hearing screams and crying, bones cracking, blood spilling and you hear muffled moans and laughter and these literal daemons are doing god knows what to your neighbors and knowing that there is no escape for you

[@aurorajones8481]

Reminds me of the NY subway. LOL

[@andreasmuller4666]

Love the new models and the new Lucius is just on point. Not goofy, not dumb looking but dark and twisted as he should be.

[@CrashHeadroom]

....are we looking at the same models? They all look incredibly goofy (except the guy with the pole arm and powerfist).

[@andreasmuller4666]

@@CrashHeadroom the joy of taste, everyone has a different one so we shall agree to utterly disagree.

[@CrashHeadroom]

@@andreasmuller4666 not really, though im not having ago at you people are already calling them goofy looking and typical GW rush job, i mean lusious looks like he has a goddamned gene stealer cultist head and i woudln't be surprised if they cut corners and actually did that with him. To be honest with you though i have had a gripe with most of their designers for over 20 years.... women who look like 40 year old men, the same bald men OVER AND OVER, terrible over the top poses and of course a gigantic price tag, artifically inflated because people nowadays are morons and will believe anything you tell them like "oh well yes it is lower grade plastic but you have to pay 5x the amount now for ummm, uhhh...time spent on it! yes, artistic time spent on creating the model and and our product name (yeah whatever they'll believe that whatever f*** it you'll buy it)".

[@andreasmuller4666]

@@CrashHeadroom that is like your opinion, you got the right to it and all. I can say that parts of it are valid, the price tag for example, on the design though, it is taste based, you dislike, i either like or don´t mind, and just btw, this little rand of yours is "having a go". Also, I´m not "you ppl", i haven´t praised WG in ages, actually am more on your side of things than you may think. I just happen to like the new NM models and you going this hard over a primary taste question is a case of, why are you even here anymore if WG modelling putts you of so hard. Go get a 3D printer and download the files to whatever indeependent designer shop you like instead.

[@CrashHeadroom]

@@andreasmuller4666 I am here because i watch a couple of warhammer vids and the damn youtube feed floods me with them lol and i actually buy second hand from the old days, recently got back in to it and it's been a huge shock to the system on what it has become :/ so yeah i mostly just buy old models on ebay now XD and it's STILL cheaper...and no it wasn't having ago at you, if i were doing that i'd say no you that opinion is horrible and you need to shut up... i have not said this, i value your opinion.... though it is wrong XD

[@mike_money71]

DIDDY MARINES!!!!

[@CarelessVagabond]

That doesn't even make sense..

[@Adamantios-Alian]

@@CarelessVagabond LOL

[@mike_money71]

@CarelessVagabond How doesn't it? Diddy probably a slaanesh devotee himself all those freaky ass parties 🤣🤣🤣

[@mike_money71]

@CarelessVagabond read Lord of Excess the Emperor children book and it definitely makes sense💀

[@chudrustler]

Freak off time

[@thelopen2604]

I took a long break from you guys and kinda everything 40k. I'm glad yall are still at it. It's time to binge episodes.

[@gstvntt]

True heresy is not finding these noisy boys cool

[@etinarcadiaego7424]

They literally melt faces with the power of righteous rawk! \m/ \m/

[@Honza67382]

U read it as hawk. Too cooked for the internet now.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Lucius"HAY.... EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYY"!!!!!

[@commissarlee864]

I did not expect to see this much variety for a new model line

[@archmestizo9220]

True there’s like four units that could be battle line

[@stevencarr5294]

Scream to be heard! Such sweet cacophony!

[@neillmcgeachin6542]

Fair play, I thought you were going to slate my beloved pinky boys then. Title got me.

[@GingerBeardMan977]

Im a nurgle guy 100% but i do love me some metal music and noise marine are the only thing that could have me look at slaanesh

[@chudrustler]

Same, love the DG. But Slaanesh and EP are crazy. Reminds me of hellraiser

[@slannesh_]

When I first saw the new version of the Noise Marines, the first thing I felt was immense disappointment. Slaanesh's warriors should be grotesque; seeing them should evoke an overwhelming sense of excitement. These models, instead of brimming with grotesque and flamboyant shapes, are simply dull. They lack any connection to the original artwork and descriptions. The worst part is that Games Workshop has been delivering increasingly generic and "normie" models in the 40k series for some time now. The best example is the new version of Torquemada Coteaz, who is not only a terrible and uninspired model but also looks worse than his older version. He looks like he's wearing a giant diaper-it’s an insult to the official art and Adrian Smith's vision.

[@bigearl3867]

Heavy metal version of, "I did it my way"?

[@AFowkingPanda]

idk where you got your information but Space marines engage in recreational activities. There was an Ultramarines who opened their own vineyards for example.

[@lessparks8553]

They dedicate the song 'israel son ' by Silverchair to this audience please enjoy

[@savagechimpmunk1265]

One mind syndicate Aren't y'all just bugs? To be eradicated. From the emperors sight? LOL. Love your content!

[@ApexPredatorWithSungGlasses]

Krieger Commissar be like: "Huh? Noise marines? I can't hear them well from the sounds of these artillery blowing them to bits." 🤣 Imperial Guards for life 👊

[@Neppy101]

I think they look great, I wasn't going to bother with Space Marine models but I'm definitely going to get some EC ones.

[@lukebaker1998]

It's great that gw finally got round to bringing out new slaanesh chaos space marine models . The moise marines along with the character noise marine and the new flawless blades unit are very cool models and they have their own codex!! Plus the new fulcrum model is fantastic!! Hurrah it's good to see the emperors children get some modern day 40k makeover, plus I wouldn't. Be surprised if there will be more units models, exciting. Times for the devotees of the Prince of pleasure.

[@VaanJoku]

My chapter 🖤🦹💜🎆🪩💄🍇🗡️🎵🎶🎸💉

[@aurorajones8481]

The funny or not so funny thing is this is a real weapon. You have LRAD, Infrasound Weapons, Directed Ultrasonic Weapons, and my favorite a sonic boom carpet. The russians had a concept where they would race over enemy lines low and fast casting a Thermobaric Boom carpet capable of literally crushing human skulls to bits w/ the pressure and sound. Talk about one F'd up way to go. LOL I love it.

[@aurorajones8481]

There is a bit of Slaanesh in me. What can i say?

[@MorganSeveret]

*Metal music INTENSIFY!!!

[@Obsidian_Gargantuan_Leviathan]

death metal space marines? slanesh really has no limits regarding excess

[@JesusChristIsTheOnlyWay]

Great stuff right here!! Great upload!

[@GauntsGhost-h2n]

Noise marines definitely look the coolest

[@churchofsolipsism2716]

I'd never have guessed they'd release new noise marines since it's such a goofy over the top 90s GW idea that it doesn't really fit into the the grimdark 40K universe we've had for two decades.

[@williamdavies1373]

If anyone's wondering how effective Noise Marine sonic cannons are, imagine this - you're bombarded with a hyper-sonic shriek, which cries and screams of the most significant excess and pain, and your flesh is shattered. At the same time, your blood and any reinforced armor or barrier are de-atomized while your body is liquified before becoming a fine mist carried by the wind. In lore, at point-blank range, this scream vaporized a fully-armoured Primaris Space Marine, sending multiple other marines flying away, blowing the top of a Chimera in the process, and that was just the standard model. The Inquisitonbelievess they've found Dark Age of Technology weapons powerful enough to destroy worlds. Either way you put it, these weapons are terrifying, in the hands of Marines that no-matter how depraved they get can see no wrong in what their doing - a reallscaryng concept to think of.

[@davidjankraayveld7784]

Is the Emperor's Children a popular faction atm? I really have no idea how populair they are in comparison to the other traitor legions (Death guard and the World Eaters are pretty popular. If not mistaken).

[@6dragondaddy913]

Haven't had their own Codex nor have they had all the bells and whistles the other cult factions get, including their returning primarch this will make them popular.

[@Fifthmiracle]

They've always be popular but haven't been updated in decades. But here we are finally get our due. Rejoice in Excess!

[@lukebaker1998]

The only new model I thought was sub par or just ok is the normal chaos lord or character I love the noise marine character with the big sonic weapons on his back, the flawless blades unit is a distinct cool new elite unit for them plus the regular noise marines are great , a more stylised demonic looking version of the sonic blasters from the horus heresy. Love em thank the dark gods slaanesh got some love. Exciting.

[@lukebaker1998]

Plus fulgim is freaking fantastic lithe, graceful but still a power house and looks great. Been waiting years to see him, not disappointed with the fulgrim they brought out. When I first saw it I was shocked how dark, grandiose but still hideously demonic!!! Worth the wait. I'm a fan of 40k for 28 years.l!! So I know my stuff. Yet. I'm still happy with the new emperors children models.

[@CrashHeadroom]

There is a noise marine with eyes that point outwards on his helmet.... I have already created his lore. Is name is Bakwardo, Slaanesh is embarressed about him and tries to kill him in battle whenever IT can... the other chaos gods find this incredibly funny, and actually like Bakwardo (especially korne) and do everything they can to keep Bakwardo alive, purely because it angers Slaanesh............Bakwardo can be heard charging in to battle, screaming things like I LOIKE KORNE! This is 100% better than both the models and any lore GW could come up with for them V_V.

[@ge2719]

Video starts at 0:37. Ends at 0:55

[@Wonderwhoopin]

Noise marines and orks is where da fun be eh!

[@aurorajones8481]

I think they should have a character that looses their hearing falling deeper into the hands of Slaanesh... "Picture a Noise Marine who loses his hearing and plunges even deeper into Slaanesh’s grasp. Enter Caedes Resonantia, the Silent Requiem-a fallen Librarian of the Emperor's Children. In his relentless quest for perfection, he forges the Thermobaric Pulse Hammer, a weapon that releases devastating shockwaves of heat and overpressure with every strike, turning his enemies into smoldering ruins. Stripped of his hearing, Caedes perceives the warp’s unspoken symphonies, channeling both silence and destruction as he orchestrates chaos on the battlefield for the Dark Prince."

[@aurorajones8481]

😈

[@TECH-GOES-2-HECK]

Chaos Beethoven

[@vengeancegauloise6049]

Emperor's Children did not have librarians

[@matthewrolfe23]

wait until their dreadnought and vehicles are released

[@1011-n3t]

What do the cultists look like, burning man concert gone bad?

[@thebigone6969]

Question: do you think noise marines would be a little less noisy if they knew that being noisy would get them banished to a Diddy “freak-off”?

[@itsme-pu8bf]

It would make me go a little louder

[@LordInvocatus]

Im the reverse, I hated the generic marines and liked everything else .

[@cain035]

Warhammer Donkey Never dissapoints. This IS Donkey, right?? RIGHT???

[@bobbobertbobberton1073]

I'm obsessed with the classic look of the new EC models. They looks so unique as well.

[@transportergrmc]

Kinda love the new noisy boys

[@Dusto-qz1hz]

Basically buncha dudes singing whatever the latest Jojo siwa song... I'd kill myself too.

[@lucagallaro7411]

Yes they are Terrible to pay though

[@brianmanning6735]

Great video

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

I am excited!

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

You don't like Lucius? Oh man, that was my favorite model. What didn't you like about him?

[@1011-n3t]

What happens if you are deaf?

[@aurorajones8481]

LOL you dont need ears to hear bro. Seriously i could stun you with Ultrasonic sound waves which are above what humans can hear. So... just cause your deaf doesn't mean i cant crush you with sound. There are devices here on earth NOW that can heat tissues or disrupt equipment by using high-frequency sound waves.

[@mikehawk-re3de]

organs burst

[@musicaplayer8947]

I don’t like them

[@lthudgins]

Ohhhh noooo, anways

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Yeah well luckily for you no one cares what you like....

[@maxanik8994]

That’s because you are a scardy cat incel with bad taste

[@thebattleofpelennorfieldsp6081]

Too noisy?

[@antolini652]

Corpse emperor worshiper 🫵

[@gamelover2222]

This didn't explain why noise marines are "terrible" at all. You just cited basic Slannesh info + feeling inferior. You should have talked about what attacks they can do and what weapons they weild. How do the units work in combat? What makes them different from other marines in their chapter? Talk about the "music" more. What happens to people that hear the music? Why not give some lore and mention Fabius Bile has a nest of these guys on his ship? You guys used to make good videos, but this one was total trash. I know you can do better!

[@animemanXLK]

Those helmets and head sculpts seem abit eldar like to me.

[@dusk6686]

Well, they do worship an eldar chaos god.

[@moreplease998]

They should, being followers of Slaanesh

[@danprice7973]

I think I'll stick with Iron Warriors thanks. These guys are so messed up. I preferred their pre-heresy armour colour, the bright pink is a bit ladyboy

[@Sanguinius-e8b]

New models look amazing, perfection

[@whitekony1006]

I thought the new models were pretty boring and safe. Honestly i wont be excited until grimdark compendium gets their hands on them to show us lore accurate EC, not tourist-safe EC.

[@alexmcphee6789]

So, basically. These are the transformers in 40k? Thats more scary to me. A load of autoc0cks and decepticunts rolling on to the battlefield, neither man or beast is safe All i got to know. Cheers

[@enriqueshockwave]

cocaine marines

[@michaelmontano7844]

I skipped your entire yap session until I got to the end. If anyone else wants to hear his WRONG opinion: He don’t like them cuz they ain’t goofy like the old models