How The Battle Of The Five Armies Should Have Ended (feat. Screen Junkies)

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[@MonumentToSin]

"IF THIS IS LOVE I DON'T WANT IT!" "You knew him for, like, 2 days." "IT WAS REEEEEEAAAAALLLLL!" *teenagers*

[@williamtimonen6814]

Even though she is an elf making judgin her on human standards stupid, and they were in the prison for more than 2 days...

[@MrBitchimo]

+LeilaniHapa Still a better lovestory then twilight

[@mirekmrazek8985]

+MrBitchimo No, sorry. This is pretty same lovestory as Twilight.

[@joshuachao6480]

+william timonen If we're going to judge her on elvish standards then, her infatuation is even more ridiculous since 2 days (or even 2 weeks) is even shorter on an elven time-frame.

[@saltycactus7055]

+LeilaniHapa "You can't fall in lovewith a man you met 2 days ago"

[@CarEdy23]

i love legolas but all he did in the hobbit movies was randomly kill orcs unlike the lord of the ring movies where he actually had you know a personality

[@jayflavor1]

***** He was basically fan service, cause, pew pew arrows, elven kung fu. Awesomeness

[@CarEdy23]

jayflavor1 he also looked weird like they cgi'd his face or something

[@theladyfausta]

True dat man! The hobbit was fine the way it was. I like Legolas, but he belongs in his own story. His screen time could've been used for anything else in the freaking book! (BTW The Hobbit is probably my favorite book so forgive my overzealousness, I just wish stuff like Legolas and his red haired girlfriend had been left out.) :P

[@zomwolfb]

Forget Talion, we need Legolas in Shadow of Mordor.

[@vincentmazy8870]

***** Do you know that wha Thranduil told him does not make any sense ? Basically Aragorn was barely 9 or 10 years old during the battle of the five armies :D

[@thefandomtheory]

"LEGO-LAAAAASSS!! YOUR BETTER THAN USSSSS!!" His new theme song everybody

[@wiggins1008]

Yondu is better than Legolas

[@AnelleOakewood]

@@wiggins1008 "I'm Mary Poppins, everybody!" I love Yondu! But no, he is not.

[@quintongardley478]

Bruh

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

They should’ve played the Mario music

[@Finn_the_Goldfish]

Get awkward slided taking the hobbits to isengard.

[@HiThere-zh6sf]

"You don't want like... wait until dawn?" "Heck no. There's like 10 of them and 12 thousand of us. This'll be over before sundown."

[@tiaaaron3278]

Dwarves' plot armour was stronger than Mithril.

[@nadezhdabarley8451]

No there were 13 dwarves and 10000of the elves, ACTUALLY 😵🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@miothebordercollie5959]

No it was 12 dwafs and 10k alves ;-;

[@uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504]

No it was 12 dwarves and 1 snow white.

[@uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504]

Yah the movie had logic like this all through it though I was very disappointed.

[@willmorris8198]

Bard: "Did you just awkward slide me?!" Thorin: "awkward slide..."

[@frankweiss6307]

Well that's the best he could do with what passed for the "expert Dwarf stone-work" in the film; while the book expressly described as an impenetrable fortress-wall they built in just the few days.

[@writingwofl5836]

Just repeating things give people likes....

[@willmorris8198]

@@writingwofl5836 I just thought the line was funny and was surprised no one hadn't commented it yet. Also this was 3 years ago lol. Be negative somewhere else

[@captainjameshook90]

Yeah. He's not coming out.

[@haebi_]

Bard oh his name is bard He NEEDs TO BE A bARd

[@cristincik91]

If Tolkien would be alive he would definitely go with any version of this video rather than the actual movie.

[@gentblue]

cristincik91 Maybe Christopher Tolkien will let Daniel do a HISHE of the Silmarillion, skipping the part where Peter Jackson insults his father's legacy?

[@cristincik91]

gentblue that would be awesome

[@darken2417]

I think he would be too amazed with the graphics to care if the movie was good or not. He would get unbelievably pissed off at the part with the Legolas jump though.

[@seangannon6005]

Well actually since Tolkien preferred the simillarian he would've probably liked the added detail in the movies. Unlike his bitchass whiny son refusing to sell any more movie rights

[@TheTigerwolf55]

***** If he lived to be 123, people might need to start checking to see what his wedding ring is made out of...

[@nopity3057]

Golem: "New precious." Me: "Glad he is in a healthier relationship than he was with Sauron's ring."

[@user-tt5cg9yp8l]

Gollum, not Golem.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

"You barely knew him for like 2 days."

[@user-fq4hj8yv2z]

IT WAS REALLLL

[@tobykershaw2688]

@@user-fq4hj8yv2z really? What was his bame

[@emilygracehulsey253]

I really need to know fili and kili’s last names for a school project.

[@williamking6787]

Ever been to BYU?

[@diamondqueen4834]

That's that Disney love right there folks

[@dannydefeato3407]

Bard:did you just awkward slide me? Thorin:Awkward slide sniff

[@EmeraldGamersMC]

That part was frickin hilarious

[@water_color]

AWKWARD SSSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDEEE...

[@lukademsar1391]

+Alduin No its gollum's arkenstone

[@Chief_Bill]

That's the exact same thought I had while watching that part from the movie

[@pguziel24]

Oh my goddess, Thranduil's "GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!!!!!!" made my freaking day!!!!

[@AJStewart27]

I should not be laughing this hard!!!!! OH, MY GOSH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!😄😄😄😄

[@timetochronicle]

Technically, it was his deceased wife's necklace.

[@gemcatcher1002]

I was gonna say that hahaha XD

[@shyannethenirvanagrrl4261]

Me too

[@LungEater]

.

[@darthrevan7690]

“ If this is love, I don’t want it.” “ Oh, that’s not love dear, you barely knew him for two days.” That part killed me XD

[@sonicinfinity1871]

You know nothing.

[@jbvader721]

"Why does it hurt so much?" "Because it was studio mandated- I mean, because it was 'real'."

[@themidknightmando3219]

But in all seriousness, HOW DARE THEY RUIN KILI'S DEATH!!!

[@cyubil6575]

The scenes with Gollum, Legolas and Tauriel killed me😂😂

[@sonicinfinity1871]

And they did not kill me. They annoyed me and nothing more just like everything else these egomaniacs have made.

[@celestialarcher9268]

@@sonicinfinity1871 Shut up, if you hate them then why are you on here watching it to begin with?

[@sonicinfinity1871]

@@celestialarcher9268 I don't know. Why do you feel the need to go after me?

[@celestialarcher9268]

@@sonicinfinity1871 Why do you feel the need to criticize the scenes for no apparent reason? As I said above, if you hate them, then why are you watching them? I’m just curious as to how that works in your mind.

[@sonicinfinity1871]

@@celestialarcher9268These guys, they took powerful moments in a movie and reduced them to a really bad joke. That's the truth. Why do YOU grill me over this, instead of doing what you suggest to me, anyway?

[@breasthound]

"this floor is freaking me out"

[@Guanchen]

breasthound better go to SPACCCEE!

[@florenmage]

breasthound See this is what happens when you drop acid. = P

[@Guanchen]

I wonder how many ppl got the Red Alert 3 reference.

[@theFireraven00]

TLCBonaparte I get it!!! I have that game!!!

[@DelReyno]

Haha but seriously who has the Arkon stone

[@MsErtwer]

˝The floor is freaking me out˝. I lost it there. XD

[@ennemm9820]

I love that floor :3

[@MsErtwer]

Enn Emm By taking him away from the floor and the gold and somewhere where he can calm his mind a bit.

[@jamescooper6506]

Zony Gaming i'm 13

[@ya_by_te_ctrlv1379]

r8 u r !

[@chillbird1654]

same

[@emmanuelarthur_]

"Eagles really do solve everything" "I know right" 😂😂😂

[@cottoncandyofhisui8608]

So... Legolas is a hotter version of Mario?

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

Im more into short Italian dudes.

[@liamdalemon1525]

it's what you would get if you mixed mario with link

[@Rishimolestskids]

Mhm

[@frankweiss6307]

More like the princess.

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@frankweiss6307 well he does have long blond hair

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

THIS FLOOR IS FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!! i would be *that* person

[@lanceleader163]

blue-eyed fangirl That's me on drugs.

[@thesmallchefmc6229]

blue-eyed fangirl Exactly

[@elijahrideb1584]

fucking tripy as hell is what id day

[@elijahrideb1584]

fuck i mean say

[@Prak_Giggles]

*that* person is Thorin

[@declancook6529]

"GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!" gets me every time.

[@lisawinter7842]

Yeah me too 🤣

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

Верните мне бусики!

[@byteme1601]

oh that's not love my dear, you only knew him for two days.- what I took out of romeo and juliet

[@natalieybarra5207]

lol. this love story is stupider than twilight.

[@cool06alt]

Hah so does Beren and Luthien? They only know each other less than few hours.

[@sukitron5415]

@@cool06alt but they actually did something together so maybe that somehow works

[@berengustav7714]

@@sukitron5415 Precisely. Edit: I'm typing this with one hand.

[@LadyOnikara]

Also worked for Jack and Rose on the Titanic. Well, didn't really work well for him.

[@Pksunx]

I cracked up when thranduil said "give me back my necklace!"

[@jimena4983]

LEGOLAS! YOURE BETTER THAN US!!!~ ♩

[@RobertoTomas324]

I've been singing that song for days.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

+Jimena Amador I'm YUR 35TH LIKE!

[@ennemm9820]

+robbytube24 my BOY 😆😆😆😆😆

[@TimberNightSong]

+Jimena Amador You Kill anything and we loooove iiiit, OOooooh Legoluuuuuus!

[@GamerGirl_2000]

+Jimena Amador, CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!! Legolas Greenleaf is MINE!!!

[@16Nire61]

"This floor is freakin' me out!" I don't know why, but that one part makes me laugh incredibly hard. XD

[@msSweeTae]

Best part tbh xD

[@kookie_2178]

😂😂😂

[@MAnuscript421]

GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!!

[@michaeljdelgado1149]

But Seriously, Who Has My Arkenstone?!?... Ahh... The New Precious... LMAO

[@andrewhodyss9092]

that had me dead

[@dalfgan817]

That was the most hilarious part🤣

[@huzaifausman4346]

“The legolas song took me out. Legolaaaaaaaaaaaas.”😂😂😂

[@kianamurkve2901]

0:23 BENAADICT CUMBERBAAATCH I died. I freakin died.

[@iidamara]

+hoa hoang yeah I heard it too

[@kianamurkve2901]

*****​ and when Galadriel was like "Everything will be just fine cos we all make it to the next movieeee" 😂

[@freddyrichards878]

I thought he said something retarded like, burn a dead!

[@Frenne85]

Awkwaaaard sliiiide

[@iidamara]

Yeah, this video is awesome 😁😄

[@nathanapplegate5374]

"Whoa Legolas You're better than us You can jump and flip And fight and stab and Shoot and jump Legolas Legolas You're better than us You're better than us You kill any thing that Gets in your way and We love it Whoa Legolas" XD that made the video

[@anakulic4143]

Hahahahah the best part :D

[@TheFiresloth]

That sums up pretty well what Peter Jackson was thinking while making the movie.

[@williamshakespeare1988]

Nathan Applegate at that moment, i was like "What the fuck am i watching?"

[@StrangeThingsHappenInAmerica]

Nathan Applegate Haha :)

[@kalebhamilton8617]

Best part of the video

[@breezza_time]

*BURRRRRRRRRNADICT CUMBERBATCH* ok that was beautiful i died 😆😂

[@saraola6477]

yessss

[@traanels]

What that means

[@saraola6477]

@@traanels the name of the actor who does smaug is benedict cumberbatch,

[@sonicinfinity1871]

It. Was. Not. Beautiful.

[@gwenbradshaw2194]

No one: Thorin by himself: THIS FLOOR IS FrEaKiNG ME OUT!

[@valevale3287]

When Legolas turn into Mario, I lost my mind.... XD

[@valevale3287]

and Burnadict Cumberbatch, didnt see that coming~ XD

[@water_color]

+Valerie Julia come forth my armieeees!!! Tooot Brakkkaahgbsjiyhebuctzgifibivibon... YES

[@urz1931]

Hahah Did Galadriel say we next movie

[@lexitime1696]

+Jude Salaga she meant the lord of the rings

[@dylanspraggs1101]

Valerie Julia he did TURN into Mario

[@Kotori32]

Gandalf: "What was his last name?" Tauriel: "Uh... the Dwarf? Kili the Dwarf?" Kili: "Do you want to know my... secret identity!?"

[@EG-cm5th]

And so the mysterious identity of Dis's husband (Dis is Thorin's sister, and Fili and Kili's mother) was revealed. Bruce Wayne accidentally found himself in Middle Earth one day (how? because he's BATMAN), and he passed on the legacy of Batman and Robin to his sons, Fili and Kili. They chose their own secret identities as the vigilantes BatDwarf and FireMoon. However, FireMoon was often misheard by the people of the cities they saved, and so despite FireMoon being his official codename, many people knew of Kili as Fireman, and they spoke and wrote of him as such.

[@krish-dz6gl]

@@EG-cm5th give me the 2 minutes of my life i spent reading this paragraph back

[@EG-cm5th]

@@krish-dz6gl LOL! I forgot I wrote this!

[@grishnakh4509]

@Daniel Li except they were born by Thorin's sister Dis and not his sister in law so they aren't Oakenshield's

[@fulviopontarollo2952]

@Daniel Li ...... Oakenshield was a nickname because of his deeds, not a last name?

[@radish550]

Oh I loved “Give me back my necklace!” and “Now seriously who has my Arkenstone?” Also, Thorin should have indeed used the silver T-shirt for himself.

[@cornelius2227]

“BUUURNEDICT CUMBERBATCH!” 😆 Good one!

[@dicerson9976]

"BUUUUURNEDICT CUMBERBATCH!"

[@samkresil6011]

I didn't understand what he was saying at first.

[@samkresil6011]

But it`s good.

[@ambitbandit2557]

Omg I didn't think anyone else heard that! (at 0:23)

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Zoë Gothard I FINALLY HEARD IT!

[@greentea4498]

Isaac Goodloe lol

[@tdb1726]

That always bothered me, how does the elf chick and the dwarf fall in love? They only knew each other for a day!

[@bloin1]

+tdb1726 they don't it was made just for the movies

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

+tdb1726 It was a really bad idea. She isn't even a real character. They literally made her for the movies, and she only agreed to appear if they didn't make her into a love triangle. They wrapped the movie then called her back to shoot a love triangle. It was the biggest flaw in the whole series that I don't think anyone liked in the slightest.

[@samwrai]

+tdb1726 probably they were virgins and just want to fuck. Thats all.

[@mechadoggy]

I consider myself a purist, and I didn't mind the concept of Tauriel in and of itself, since surely there is at least one woman among the faceless, unnamed elf guards/soldiers. Elf/dwarf romances are just too scandalous though for Middle earth. Even with elf-human romances, there's only been like three of them in middle earth history: Beren and luthien, tuor and idril, Aragon and arwen of course

[@CanisMythson]

+tdb1726 Ask Shakespear.

[@brandonwilburn5236]

1:24 awkward slide 2:34 this floor is freakin me out

[@tobym-j9722]

‘But seriously, who has my orkenstone?’ ‘MY NEW PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

[@awksthatsnotmyname]

the ending was my favourite thing in the world LEGOLASSSSSS

[@poluicionador]

I also tought of Mario in that part of the movie.

[@robertogonzalez-prado8499]

poluicionador

[@mrmoviemanic1]

poluicionador lol you know what I was thinking it was like a reference to Link there for a second lol

[@5anctuary]

Legolas really is OP!

[@Turuk4no]

***** Well, not exactly ^^ the only time Tolkien said Legolas could walk on snow, Frodo actually saw him doing this while running; it is a simple physical phenomenon that works irl, if (like Legolas) you know how to place your center of gravity (some people like the Ninja could do that, and there is a species of american lizard - Basiliscus basiliscus - which is able to run on water using the same physical properties). But jumping on falling rocks has nothing to do with this, it stays physically impossible. Elves are "magical" in a sense, but they can't cancel gravity (remember that Tolkien's planet, Arda, is our Earth; apart from magical things, physical laws on Middle-Earth are the same as ours.

[@alexanderpalmer2647]

"This floor is freaking me out!" XD

[@The12thDimension.]

I don't know what the joke is saying but I find it funny.

[@fabmax41]

Probably something LSD related :p

[@coultergill7728]

@@The12thDimension. Maybe because he's seeing a dead dragon moving

[@kingol4801]

The 12th Dimension Because he gets madnesss from the dragon greed or something. It is a wordplay. He is freaked out, as in scared, but also becomes a freak out of himself because of the madness he experiences of all this gold.

[@justafriendlyaxolotlinspac9502]

“GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE” -Thranduil

[@nickkrasny1562]

“GIMMIE BACK MY NECKLACE!!!”

[@Vesper00Lynd]

I literally cried laughing when the "LegoLAAAAAAAAs" thing came up !!! Man, I couldn't stop XD

[@robertjonsson684]

+Caroline Servière me too LOL

[@rayvincyful1]

I thought I was the only crazy one who would laugh hard at that

[@Vesper00Lynd]

I think it is almost a universal reaction ahah ! ^^

[@kentoylampingasan]

and i had been replaying this video just to watch that last part and laugh everything out

[@kingfang2945]

LagolAAaaAAs! Aaaaaa yeah lagolaAAaaaAa! XD that high pitch

[@PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl]

WOAH!! LEGOLAAAAAS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN UUUUS! You can JUMP and FIGHT and FLIP and STAB and SHOOT and JUUUUUMP! Legolaaaas....... LEGOLAS!!! You're better than us. YOU'RE BETTER THAN US!! You KILL anything that gets in your way, and we LOVE it!! WOAH!! LEGOLAAAAAAS!!!!! (Mario theme)

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

*mirkwood elf raid* "GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE"

[@RowanArk]

2:05 'YUS!' I absolutely love the way he says this

[@huntforthewild3324]

"Did you just awkward slide me?!"

[@huntforthewild3324]

"Awkward sliiiide!"

[@hell_bound_hero]

My favorite part! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@captainjameshook90]

Yeah he's not coming out

[@hoyinching9313]

@@captainjameshook90 Very well. We attack immediately

[@ryuuotaku35]

I love that part. 😂

[@xxlCortez]

That Legolas killed me at the end XD

[@MaliciousCat]

OH MY GOD! The ARMOR. He would have been FINE! HAHAH! I never thought about that!

[@DarxusC]

It wouldn't have fit, but the only mithril shirt in the place was hobbit size?

[@the.invincible.9542]

@@DarxusC They hadn't made them for themselves though(It was for an elf prince, I think). It was something that they randomly found.

[@zoe-viollaa]

“GiVe Me bAcK mY nEcKLaCe-“

[@lffy2630]

Lirics of the last song : 4:15 - i saw suscribe ... -fade from the ... -(boom) WHOOOAAAA!!!!LEGOLAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!! -you're better than us !!! -you can jump and fight and flip and stab and shoot and JUMP !!!! -legolaaaas~ LEGOLASSSS!!! -you're better than uuus~ YOU'RE BETTER THAN US !!!!! -you kill anithing that gets in your way and we love it . -whoa , LEGOLAAAAAAAS!!!!!

[@miothebordercollie5959]

Omg that’s my new favorite song XD

[@AnelleOakewood]

@@miothebordercollie5959 Mine, too! Well, other than "they're taking the hobbits to Isengard" :)

[@pinkrose7646]

That legolas ending tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mintybeeh9361]

He deserves his own theme song

[@africaisacontinent2149]

😂 😂

[@bonepaste_3336]

“GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE” THIS IS PURE GOLD I CANT

[@AnaVerona_]

Legolaaas... You're better than us...! 😂😂😂

[@slugofborg6532]

How the Battle of Five Armies should have ended : About a full movie ago.

[@andrewhantzes9504]

+Slug of Borg amen bro

[@MrAwesomeLuisreal]

+Darth Vader no 2 movies.

[@zoebear6103]

it was inly ONE book

[@firemaple3829]

How it really should have ended: Bilbo gets smacked in the head and sleeps through the entire battle.

[@bilbobaggins2775]

Quite unpleasant I must say.

[@Chief_Bill]

That's kinda what happened in the book

[@tiaaaron3278]

Like Tyrion in Game of Thrones.

[@michaelmahabir213]

I love this ending where Thorin lives. I can imagine Thorin living with Bilbo and they grow trees together as friends.

[@sophiacorless7914]

I was about to end the video cuz i thought it was over but then I heard "WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH! LEEEEEEGOLAAAAAAAAAAS!" and i knew i had to keep watching.

[@matthewsarson6934]

Yeah seriously how do the goblins have those giant tunneling worm things and not use them to fight. It was beyond stupid

[@TheBandy98]

It would have given a unique flavor to the battle, kinda like the mûmakil in Return of the King.

[@matthewsarson6934]

Nils Engman Exactly if your going to go to the trouble to add them to the film when they are not in the book anyway

[@_MaZTeR_]

Ikr? One sin to EWW Hobbit: BotFA

[@matthewsarson6934]

Also if they had giant tunneling worms...why don't i don't know burrow directly into the mountain where all the gold is lol

[@sham1121]

Matthew Sarson because the worms werent exactly under their control, they just made use of the tunnels that the worms made

[@jaghatai_bulut]

legolaaaas. you re better than uuuuus

[@operandwriter]

Except Yondu

[@leia-jimathena5160]

I had a huge laugh while one minute non stop at this moment

[@user-fk3jj4nu7y]

Im gonna destrou the 1111 likes

[@HackersSun]

I never got how the elves started a war over his crown jewels and completely forgot about them towards the end :P

[@sachimourya1431]

😂😂😂

[@bruhbruh1819]

4:24 Lyrics : WHOAAAA !!!!! Legolas ! You're better than us ! You can jump and fight and flip and stab and shoot and JUMP !!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGOLAS,LEGOLAAAAS !!!!!!! You're better than us ! x2 You kill anything that gets in you're way and we love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOA ,LEGOLAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@John777tino]

awkward slideeeee~~~~~~~~~~

[@TheSentiment16]

Little Sunflower Loving it xD

[@SouLord971]

Be gone!!!!!!

[@SamuraiMorshu]

Yeah he's not, coming out :(

[@LockyMVoices]

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! 0:22 I'm done! XD

[@MireVale]

*burnnnnadict

[@SalahEddineH]

I was wondering what he said :D So awesome :D Buuuuurnadiiiict Cumberbaaaatch! :D THANK YOU :D

[@samkresil6011]

Because Benedict Cumberbatch actually played Smaug in the Hobbit films. But I found that bit funny too.

[@rayhanthesavagelolo6739]

THERE not gonna add more hobbit film this is the end

[@samkresil6011]

Mostly because it leads up to FOTR and TTT and ROTK

[@inwoods9923]

1:27 *AWKWARD SLIIIDE*

[@grelllestrange6175]

"Give me back my necklace!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I only sometimes laughed so hard! It just sounds, like it was an extra from a barbie magazine. 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Krwzprtt]

In deed, if Dune taught us anything is that GIANT WORMS ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE AT KILLING THINGS.

[@BrandonGrantSplash]

+Krwzprtt we need a Dune game remake

[@Krwzprtt]

Brandon Grant We need a Dune movie remake. I haven't seen the Lynch movie, but it doesn't look very good after what I've heard and seen.

[@sebastiaankruis3006]

+Krwzprtt we really need to have good dune and asimov Films

[@camramaster]

+sebastiaan kruis We also need a Long Earth movie. Or series.

[@feelthepony]

idk why,but i always figured paul atreides as being the main character from that 70 s show(the actor),something foreman,hes now too old probably...

[@emilie.oegendahl]

Was I the only one who heard Smaug say: "BURN-idict Cumberbatch!" ? XD

[@samkresil6011]

Not anymore.

[@pemo2676]

ikr

[@samkresil6011]

I did`nt get what he was saying at first,though. I got "burn" but the rest,I got lost on.

[@pemo2676]

Sam Kresil Turn up your sound if you can.

[@samkresil6011]

poppy williams It`s not the sound. I just could`nt understand what he was saying.

[@captainboom1450]

Thorin: “this floor is FREAKING ME OUT!!!”

[@user-N20]

Seriously when I first watched this movie the 'awkward slide' immediately caught my attention and I had to hold back laughter in the theater because it was so hilarious. I'm still glad that you guys pointed it out in your video, it still makes me laugh just as hard years later

[@philipoconnell5242]

0:23 BEEENEDICT CUMBERBAAAAAATCH lol

[@vedji1857]

admit it we ALL wanted smaug to live

[@tristancampbell2302]

Furry-Tacular !!! no, your just a fucked up human being :P

[@vedji1857]

Tristan Campbell but smaug is what made these movies epic

[@tristancampbell2302]

Furry-Tacular !!! WELL I uuh, uuum, lets seeee uuuum, good argument.

[@vedji1857]

Tristan Campbell :)

[@xmlviking12]

Furry-Tacular !!! no we didn't, plus your profile pic looks stupid and ugly

[@user-ft3jq5vi2l]

These are acttually better than stretching 3 pages in the book into 90% of a 3-hour movie's content.

[@SuikodenGR]

1:52 - I swear to god I thought they would use those beasts THIS WAY!! 😂

[@Raijin224]

Like for real, did he want a long battle jus to kill most of them anyway 😂

[@luckysilas6038]

hahaha I love the way smaug says at 0:22 Banedict cumberbaaaatttccchhh

[@TheSniperpal]

I missed that at first, lmao thats awesome

[@GGLOLksa]

hhhhhhhhhhh ikr I almost died there

[@waffles6683]

Thorin is sitting there laughing about how stupid Tariel was. Dude, your beloved nephews just flipping died.

[@glennhower9265]

"Oh no! Not... That one!"

[@jimmoriarty2083]

+Glenn Hower AND NOT THAT OTHER ONE

[@anonymwlw]

Just my opinion.

[@allie_678]

EXACTLY... that ruined the whole thing for me. Even the dragon sickness wouldn’t make Thorin that callous toward his nephews’ deaths! 😭

[@btlmotormouth1425]

The song at the end about Legolas was hilarious!

[@joeschmoe3665]

3:56 For some reason Alfred's laughing animation with the mono-brow always gets me

[@kathic6402]

Legolas can kill anything. Except the Uruk hai with the flaming torch.

[@josswagdepimpdaddy5467]

This guy right here.

[@Zamolxes77]

Well that Uruk had special armor, made out of plotinium.

[@PeliSotilas]

That Uruk literally had only a helmet and leather pants

[@phanthetrungnguyen3676]

@Peli Sotilas plot-onium ..... ..... read again, if necessary

[@blackstarwing3332]

Soo true

[@tomc.9189]

Who else heard Smaug say Benedict Cumberbatch when he breathed fire.

[@starmaker72]

yeah

[@JimmySmith2441]

Thomas Chen that's obvious

[@Toneai2007]

More like "Burnedict" but sure.

[@grog2485]

Thomas Chen you stole that from the other guy

[@therrenthedwarf4718]

I thought I heard "I'm batman" in there too somewhere

[@___sau1___321]

I would pay to see a movie where it's just Legolas fighting all the time.

[@sachimourya1431]

🤣🤣🤣

[@geawillemse3513]

I love the awkward slide. "Did you just awkward slide me?" " awkward slide." It is soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

[@sandrahenriksson6257]

Legolas XD Why tf are you defying gravity and pretending that you're Super Mario in the middle of a fight?!

[@SalahEddineH]

:D Because he's better than us! :D That ending was awesome :D

[@rukeyburg1084]

The unexpected humor is genius XD

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

because he's Thranduil's son did you expect nothing less?

[@NorwegianKnifeDude]

Because elves can do that

[@KonniWynn]

He's defving gravity because his physicality allows him to do so. In the books he even walks atop grass without it bending

[@mqveri1381]

Galadriel "No, everything will be fine...... BECAUSE WE ALL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT MOVIE!!" Everyone *cheers* Galadriel "except you" Radaghast "aww." 😂😂😂😂

[@d1sc0rd49]

XD how do u bold?

[@_Laur3N]

You put one * at the start and end of a word or sentence

[@_Laur3N]

Example: *Hi*

[@d1sc0rd49]

@@_Laur3N *_-okay-_*

[@d1sc0rd49]

@@_Laur3N i uploaded a vid if u wanna see it!!!

[@cfazoo2787]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched the part where Gollum says new precious got me

[@vinceaikido]

The eagle that comes laughing with the others at the end 😂🤣

[@sweetietweetie2001]

but seriously who has my arkenstone the new precious

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

It is only precious to Durin line I think.

[@KaylanMah]

THEY WROTE A SONG ABOUT LEGOLAS. YESS

[@deirdrebos2499]

LOL!!!! So funny!!!!! :)

[@TheIsabel7]

MusicGirl357 Legolas Super Mario. LOL

[@CanisMythson]

MusicGirl357 They're taking the hobbits to Isengarde to Isengarde to Isengarde...

[@CanisMythson]

MusicGirl357 They're taking the hobbits to Isengarde to Isengarde to Isengarde...

[@senorpickle4207]

+SonOfMyths73 what did you say?

[@kelllllyyyyy5]

I’ve already watched this 20 times in one night. Just the ending of course

[@eliaspfeiffer3700]

best part is Thorin laughing over his dead nephew :D

[@SeverusSinSnape14]

Everything will be just fine because WE ALL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT MOOOOOVIEEEEE!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Mathew Willman Except Radagast.

[@Animefan-uk8pw]

@@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 aww

[@tobykershaw1206]

Why

[@strongheartsvideobox691]

except you

[@Kvast]

This floor is freaking me out...!

[@sizeneki8710]

GoldenBudgie that must has been same in the real movie

[@Matihood1]

0:51 But Radaghast appeared in the books so he _should_ be fine.

[@calebsarnowski1010]

That's true

[@easternhills1329]

In LOTR books? the dude with a hat on the mountain near Fangorn?

[@the.invincible.9542]

@@easternhills1329 No, he doesn't appear exactly, Gandalf mentions him a couple of times in the story he tells at the meeting in Rivendell (about why he was late).

[@falsehashtags6581]

New precious... Bright precious, light handses.

[@yiany]

About time! Now this is the HISHE I love. Thank you very much! Honestly, this is one of the best HISHE videos. The wait was definitely worth it.

[@MrWolfman229]

I know! They make such awesome videos and the newer videos just don't live up to them. :/

[@jaz1010Studios]

Nathanael Ginn You do know those are not their videos? *facepalm*

[@ArcherJ6]

well, they also have Screen Junkies in this video..... so...

[@lukesuperflyjones]

I totally agree! and Yes thanks to Screen Junkies as well!

[@joshuabuchkowski4128]

Ian G "BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHHH"

[@dracolithfiend3121]

Eagles solve everything! As long as you never read the books!

[@zarrarsani3909]

the hobbit book was shit. very less detail

[@delbaethmidir3533]

+Corndog guy The Hobbit book was far better than the movies. It was a nice and charming classic fairytale, rather than dragged out CGI porn with a soppy, shoehorned love story.

[@zarrarsani3909]

+Danny O'Gara that i get . but im meant the detail and depth. it was like we go there now there now there. the battles needed more details. the book was just too small. and yes the love scene was terrible and unnecessary in the movie

[@delbaethmidir3533]

+Corndog guy It was never supposed to be a detailed and large-scoped book like LotR. It was a children's fairytale that followed an episodic, adventure approach. At one point Tolkien intended to rewrite the Hobbit to make it fit more in line with the LotR, to add more detail and such, but eventually abandoned it because he felt it just lost the spirit of the original book.

[@ChadKakashi]

Dude eagles are really useful, and the only reason (imo) Tolkien didn't use them much was not to end the books early.

[@Angel_Donoghue]

0:18 I literally lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@andreamartinez2855]

The fact that this “awkward slide” looks exactly the same as it does in the movie makes me laugh 😂

[@TheFungusundies]

They missed one! During the battle, why didn't the orc army sit back and allow the elves and dwarfs to fight each other? After they kill each other off, then attack. Poor orcs. I always root for them, but they always miss simple opportunities. And seriously, if I was Sauron, I'd be developing some kind of anti-eagle ballistic weaponry.

[@vocaltune6504]

I think it's typical Orcs are battle hungry warriors. Are not that tactically smart. Hostile to pretty much everything. In other words they're crazy

[@TheSilverPhoenix100]

+Jordan_Cardwell its called the Nazguls

[@felynecomrade]

+TheSilverPhoenix100 No, the Nazgul were those 9 dark-ghost things in Dol Guldur.

[@MrAbsbvbsdfbsdfvbdab]

felynecomrade yea,i think he meant the fel'beasts

[@felynecomrade]

+MrAbsbvbsdfbsdfvbdab Oh, no, wait, I think he meant the Nazgul were the anti-eagle weapons.

[@DarthEnderX]

This just made me realize, Thorin is totally wearing a suit of full plate when he gives Bilbo that shirt. But when he goes out to battle he's not wearing the plate armor anymore. Why? You would think that would be the specific time you would wear it.

[@rayvincyful1]

Because he realized that his plate armor was too heavy that it made him sink in a lake of gold with a dragon swimming in it. Lol.

[@emmajane-fandom]

Frodo ahahaha😂😂😂 But yea it was sad he died, could have been easily avoided with that shirt...

[@rayvincyful1]

Emma Jane Thats unrealistic theory of lotr. The hardness of the material of that shirt will save you from a slash os a sword. But not from a stab.

[@jurisprudens]

What if it a dynamic material, changing its hardness at the strike? Like oobleck.

[@Thatshortgirl-ym2eo]

+Vince Yutuc mithril could save from a stab when the fellowship was attacked in Moria,Frodo was wearing the mithril shirt a troll throws a spear and hits Frodo with it.The mithril was strong enough to save from a spear its strong enough to save from a stab.

[@minnalminato5096]

"BEEEEEENNEEEEEDDDICCCCTT. CUMBEEEERRRBAATCHHHH"

[@kyro3398]

Wait where was that?

[@every827]

I've lost count of how many times I've watched this video but Smaug breathing "Beeenedict Cumberbaatch" in the beginning just gets me every time