How to Abandon a Country

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[@SquireComedy]

We sincerly hope you enjoyed this video! Thanks again to our sponsor Warpath! Download for free here：bit.ly/3zyOi52, Gift code: Airforce2021. We put more effort than was probably required into their advert. Anyway, thanks also go out to the following people for their voice work on this video: Us, obviously. TheIntrepidVA - Our resident American Butter - Our brand new Arabic speaker Khaled - Our good old fashioned Arabic speaker AaronM - Our loving Discord mod Anyway, have a lovely week!

[@atrociousbean4096]

I like Beans.

[@walnutfrog7729]

I always enjoy squire videos!

[@atrociousbean4096]

Y’all like beans?

[@asquishything7736]

@@atrociousbean4096 me to

[@treeman728]

@@atrociousbean4096 beans

[@CaptainAwesome-mz6mt]

8:22 "Just Kuwait and see" that was cha cha real smooth Squire haha

[@TolerablyInterested]

"Maybe the UN will do something". After this video concluded the United nations security Council sent a strongly worded letter, which was returned due to lack of accurate address.

[@SquireComedy]

Haha, nice.

[@Bowfinger6383]

I Kuwait to hear from them.

[@TolerablyInterested]

@@Bowfinger6383 🤣

[@MrAwsomenoob]

Nope, the letter was dead locked by one veto, leaving the general assembly to issue a speech outlining their Supreme dissatisfaction which of course was non-binding to any of the relevant parties

[@TolerablyInterested]

@@MrAwsomenoob on the bright side they have set up a preliminary date for an informal discussion on the matter of setting a formalised date to discuss a meeting regarding conveining the general assembly to deal with the issue.

[@persononyoutube8666]

"Mission Accomplished!" 5 minutes later: *Literally everything is on fire*

[@thomashsiai6250]

Both Taliban/al Qaeda and USA “We did it George Bush! We saved The Middle East!”

[@AlexSDU]

@@thomashsiai6250 Funny thing is Afghanistan is NOT a part of Middle East.

[@steffent.6477]

@@AlexSDU What exactly is the middle east?

[@AlexSDU]

@@steffent.6477 Any country within the Arabian Peninsular, and around it like Iran & Egypt.

[@wei270]

@@AlexSDU but like it is right next to iran right?

[@lawfulspoon4457]

Your “American” voice actor deserves an Oscar and a raise. -an American

[@hannibalburgers477]

What do you mean, they all speak American. MANIFEST DESTINY!?!?!1!1 THIS IS AMERIKA WE FK TERRORISTS WE EAT GUNS

[@afailureofaanimator6744]

@@hannibalburgers477 what about the burgers or are they made of guns?

[@Lewd-Tenant_Isan]

@@afailureofaanimator6744 they fire burgers and eat guns, don't question the Americans.

[@afailureofaanimator6744]

@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan so... gunpowder has nutrients? or is it the American steel?

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

@@afailureofaanimator6744 I do believe Lewd-tenant Isan just said 'don't question' mate xD I find it amusing you do exactly the opposite.

[@ImAFatCheezIt]

We will be watching this as a documentary in a decade.

[@SquireComedy]

Name the documentary! Go!

[@rasheedrasshan2335]

@@SquireComedy what America should have done

[@potato_mr873]

@@SquireComedy most clown 🤡 Biden moment in history

[@1973chevypickup]

@@SquireComedy Amexit

[@jielynsabarez2693]

@@SquireComedy Entry of the gladiators - Julius Fučík

[@SquireComedy]

Great effort went into manufacturing a 30 year timespan on this video. Finally, having a baby is paying off.

[@Yamato_Preset]

Your Having A Baby Congratulations 🎉

[@asquishything7736]

All ready happened m8

[@Yamato_Preset]

@@asquishything7736 What When Sorry I Was Listening To My Music Space Battleship Yamato Ost

[@ImAFatCheezIt]

Cool

[@FARMERHARDY]

Ah yes

[@shannonocelot7670]

Just says “democracy” and the Russians start pouring in at the end had me dead. This stuff is the best

[@Palora01]

Soviets ^^ ... the Russians are democratic too... in theory. :D

[@badgerwijohnson4081]

@@Palora01 Democratic...riiiiight...all nice and legal.

[@christerthetanker1912]

Whats the music there ?

[@nate4762]

@@christerthetanker1912 something from "the death of stalin", unsure what it's called though Edit: Moscow, 1953

[@christerthetanker1912]

@@nate4762 ty

[@cheeseninja1115]

3:46 we've never lost a tank to *enemy* fire. got to appreciate the accuracy of this documentary on how it went down over there.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahaha!

[@Apt00]

Absolutely lost it at "LET'S GO FREEDOM" with the panning shot of the wrecked city.

[@GAndreC]

Well now we have improved when this war started we left cities wrecked for chosing the wrong leader and government now it’s country wide

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

@Rusty Shackleford *Lists off His Entire Savings Just for a patch up for a Giant Scar on The arm and getting a checkup when feeling funny when walking* Ist of jokes okeyings?

[@eisbergsyndrom5010]

"We did it, Patrick. We saved the city!"

[@JeanLucCaptain]

meanwhile in Canada #TruckerForFreedom2022 but no bombs were required and nobody died LOL.

[@devingraves8044]

Lol, calling warpath realistic while flying a Vulcan against tigers pretty much sums up the game

[@filmandfirearms]

And he only hit friendlies with his bombs. You'd think he was flying a PE-8

[@federico339]

@@filmandfirearms More like a Warthog

[@filmandfirearms]

@Leplivo Russia main, actually. I have been blown up by far too many friendly PE-8s and seen too many points lost because some pilot couldn't tell the difference between red and blue

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

@Mehtaab SINGH honestly that alone pissed me off

[@theunfunnyrobloxian7445]

i saw a ad that showed a helicopter in the 1940s i say the game is very realistic

[@cheesuschrist5017]

As an American, I can confirm that this is both incredibly painful and historically accurate.

[@SquireComedy]

As a Brit, I can confirm that we bean count our way through battles.

[@MrGrimsmith]

@@SquireComedy But of course! The budget isn't limitless you know! Unless, obviously, we need a less than brilliantly coded app that sort of works but gives us a big boost to public morale. Then we just throw money at it.

[@JPA_Games]

@@SquireComedy As a Canadian, I can confirm this as well.

[@anonomuse9094]

Dude, we left so much ammo and equipment for the Iraqi military. This is completely on them for not putting up a fight.

[@RZONE2000]

@@anonomuse9094 ehms sers ....dont u mean afganistan. lol

[@rossvoorheis2391]

"Just Kuwait and see!" Golden.

[@SquireComedy]

This video should come with a dreadful pun warning.

[@simongr63]

He has a way with Kurds…

[@jodofe4879]

"Sir, I am fairly certain it is the Russians" "Shhh! Keep your voice down! Do you want to start WW3?" This killed me.

[@revolver265]

"less people to evacuate" when talking about translators destroyed me from laughter.

[@AgH692]

If it killed you. How did you write this comment?

[@JeanLucCaptain]

no seriously keep your vocie down or they might hear you and then WE ARE ALL DEAD.

[@nesano4735]

Whoever does the *AMERICAAAAAAAH* voice deserves a raise.

[@sicksixgamer2694]

Seriously, he nails it EVERY TIME!!

[@JunkPhuJP]

My French is a bit rusty, but “Tu et under arrest…” couldn’t stop laughing.

[@laszlohrabovszky2489]

*boom*

[@justamoroccandude2588]

I am moroccan but I know few french tips et =and you should say tu es tu es = you are

[@bobbluetooth1269]

I thought it was swedish "Du är under arrest" or "You are being arrested"

[@TheOperationsRoom]

Excellent level of no chill 😂👌

[@BerryCrush19]

Ew paper reviewer

[@virus5600]

Funny seeing Ops room here. 🤣

[@boomboy4102]

@@virus5600 it is his area of expertise i guess

[@Daniel-ms9ks]

You know that a squire video is going to be hilarious if TheIntrepidVA is involved, awesome vid!

[@kh2b573]

every squire video is hilarious

[@americansoviet9908]

@@kh2b573 intrepidva do be some good icing on the cake

[@ActuallyEarth]

@@americansoviet9908 which one is Intrepid?

[@Thyberien]

@@ActuallyEarth The one who does the american voice

[@ActuallyEarth]

@@Thyberien ah thank you

[@fine9514]

Quite an interesting title! Can’t wait to learn!

[@SquireComedy]

Learning is fun!

[@calumbrubacher7352]

Well school is starting for me in 1 days sooooo… yay?

[@James-kp6bg]

Same

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

@@SquireComedy Wait Does your video that we watch has something with *COMMUNISM* (Echos)

[@Mr_Bunk]

“Historically accurate game” whilst bombing Tigers with a Vulcan…I see what you did there, but the sad thing is that your sponsor likely won’t.

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

If Lilith Games actually invested in making a good game instead of blowing millions on Ads, maybe they'd be respected more, because I'm sick and fucking tired of Rise of Fucktards and Coldwarpath shoving their ads in my face every 3 seconds.

[@TheRustedRose]

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 couldn't have said it better

[@user-el2yw1kb5h]

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 exactly

[@rifrazin912]

@@TheRustedRose ijjui

[@rifrazin912]

@@TheRustedRose ijjui

[@unapeppina4824]

Their budget has increased so much they can even hire babies? Impressive

[@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179]

They could afford it because babies are tax deductible. XD

[@vinegar9566]

Ah yes, exactly what i need before school.

[@ronankuek8646]

Something to keep us sane to last the day

[@vinegar9566]

@@ronankuek8646 mhm

[@alexferrar5423]

Vinegar

[@walnutfrog7729]

Glad to finally have a sequel.

[@SquireComedy]

It only took a few years

[@NashmanNash]

@@SquireComedy Oh come on...you had the footage mostly ready,and just waited for the time to do a voiceover

[@shinkreytpuylap]

@@NashmanNash Hey, why is there a group of people with a white and black flag in Kabul?

[@proger1960]

@@shinkreytpuylap *I wonder who that might be*

[@redfro4992]

"we lead them a little more. oh yeah, they're in cars" well played riff sir

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers, old boy.

[@argrlisy9744]

The Fullmetal Jacket reference, The BF2 MEC losing theme for the French and the MEC Winning theme for the Insurgents, Pretty Nice mate.

[@Strelok10]

And the Project Reality theme when the USA rolls in.

[@timmyalexandranova]

The two things that can summon the U.S. Army; Oil and Communism

[@Wesrl]

Human rights is another

[@hardwirecars]

we were taught by the best oops did i say that out loud england?

[@joeericestrada3175]

We support communism now

[@ulrickts]

@@joeericestrada3175 Top Brass of the US armed forces are infected with communism.

[@LordDarthHarry]

@@Wesrl No. Human rights does not summon the US, it's one of the excuses when they react to the O word. Just like "Oppressed Russian speaking minority" is for Russia.

[@JostVanWair]

Perfect goddamn timing, god bless you Squire!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks dude, all the best!

[@majorpark]

I love the Full Metal Jacket reference. Thats my favorite scene from the movie.

[@snowpig0074]

Short, sweet and historically accurate

[@chris52209]

lets be honest that warpath ad was just making fun of how garbage warpath actully is (yes i played the game and regret every second of it)

[@memeboy8207]

at least it was a nonglastia trip

[@vassowned7768]

@beanz its pay to win times 1000

[@warhubnia164]

For now I've played for a long time

[@gagemullis313]

I picked up on those Generation Kill references

[@baseduser1655]

“At least my mom took me to nascar

[@jayk7854]

The "Hitman" was pretty blatant😂

[@Wienerslinky]

Also the artillery fire mission

[@baseduser1655]

@@Wienerslinky danger close moment

[@cheeseninja1115]

you knew it wouldn't end well when he went for those Charms, bad luck I tell yah

[@MehLewH]

When this comes to an end and schools will have to start giving lessons about this bizarre ass war I will start feeling bad for the kids which are getting taught this at their history lesson for their next test.

[@MehLewH]

I’m surprised some wise ass hasn’t complimented my awefull spelling yet.

[@cybersilver5816]

@@MehLewH Nice spelling. Sike! I'm a wise ass, and I was using sarcasm!

[@MehLewH]

@@cybersilver5816 epic

[@elevenseven9540]

Wall-E is out here just trying his best. 5:40

[@SquireComedy]

Forgot to put a Wall-E sound in.

[@elevenseven9540]

Still a magnificent video my good sir! Thank you for cheering up the world with your comedy and congratulations on becoming a dad!

[@thenerdy0boist85]

You really ought to do a British way of doing Hoi4

[@f4_phantom_485]

I can’t possibly imagine where you get your ideas for these great videos… Great job Squire and co.

[@Ocker3]

Yes, they're completely ignoring current news articles and creating everything from whole cloth, such original storylines, gotta hand it to them!

[@darthplaugus2689]

Another great video! -From the definitely not a Tesco salesman from Essex you met at armour fest in Norfolk.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate! I'll drop into as many as I can and catch up!

[@punic4045]

that little bit of the MEC theme from Battlefield 2 at 8:28 was a nostalgia bomb out of nowhere for me

[@rekt_xington9027]

Last time I was this early the Americans were still in Afghanistan

[@8Maduce50]

20 years fighting a war in the wrong country for nothing.

[@dezert956]

All the voice actors knocked it out of the park again

[@crankthetank3581]

As an Egyptian it honestly feels weird hearing my country's accent in a video, props to that guy. جامد يسطى

[@spicy701]

Ya I it was sooo weird اهلا يسطى

[@scantrontheimmortal]

For a moment i thought they were speaking Farsi.

[@Skringly]

That Thunderbirds, Stingray, Captain Scarlet callback with the Warpath add was top class sir!

[@kruler-westoz-nauman3638]

When Squire's explanation of Afghanistan makes more sense than reality......Oh heavens we are so screwed as a species. :-)

[@tannerskatrud7504]

Yeah that whole region is a bit… complicated

[@nmspy]

“You just lead em more lmao”

[@kudoodle1085]

I really love the person voicing the American Abram tank. Can’t wait to hear more of him in the future. Well done video Squire.

[@sicksixgamer2694]

Watch the back catalogue, he's in most of them and is the best part (as a Merican myself)

[@phildicks4721]

Absolutely lovely. As an American, I love the way the fella does the American voice acting. Keep up the great work, Squire.👍👍

[@walnutfrog7729]

Hilarious, as these videos always are.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate!

[@Overweight_Lizard]

5:00 idk why but this is the funniest shit

[@samuelcook7600]

“I have a way with Kurds” fucking killed me

[@S3JUN3]

4:23 WHEN DID THE AMERICAN LEARN THE METRIC SYSTEM????!!!

[@CWHistory07]

I love the full metal jacket part at 6:05

[@archiethearky3650]

1:27 “this is hitman 2 3 interrogative, what are you engaging?”

[@AmbianEagleheart]

This is the best yet. 2:40 Love the howl. Nice little touch.

[@mikebauer6917]

The translator bit made me spit out my beer. Perfect.

[@B-enjoyer]

"Any civilians?" "Yea a few" "How could you do that?" "Eazy, you just don't lead them as much!"

[@hoahoangthi4083]

Full metal jacket reference

[@SniperSensai97]

Something about teaching your child about how you went through different wars is going to be a blast. Humanity is doomed.

[@TheVampyr]

“Anyone got any Charms?” You sealed the fates of all the souls in the land with that one.

[@falloutghoul1]

That Thunderbirds bit sent me flying into orbit.

[@robindarozzer]

ill have you know that bit is stingray

[@elcazador3349]

4:22 > The American used meters. Unacceptably unrealistic.

[@tyrantfox7801]

US military uses metric system

[@BigJoe2286]

We use the metric system in the military.

[@attilaedem101]

also missed opportunity to say "Danger bloody close"... My dissapointment is inmeasurable and my day is ruined...

[@markdavis4945]

You guys are some of my favorite content creators! Always get a kick out of your stuff! And a very late congratulations Sir!

[@SquireComedy]

Hahah, thanks Mark. Really appreciate that.

[@Palora01]

To answer the title: It's pretty easy, all you have to do is to point at something in the distance go "Hey, what's that?" and when they turn to look you run away, fast, while leaving behind anything that could potentially slow you down... like 83 billion dollars worth of equipment, international trust and national pride. Just remember that for this to work you must never take any responsibility, ever, for anything.

[@WraithOfMan]

"I take complete and total responsibility........for telling you how this was all the fault of the guy I replaced over half a year ago."

[@budgie_io3897]

I love how squire bombs allied tanks in the warpath ad while saying "realistic"

[@thejackman687]

This video will be relevant again in 25 years.

[@henryatkinson1479]

The ending sure makes a lot of sense... other than that neither the Soviet Union or Russian Federation ever started a war overseas.

[@11Survivor]

Yes, they never started a war overseas, because there isn't a sea between Russian/the USSR and Afghanistan. However, the Russians know all about invading Afghanistan...

[@henryatkinson1479]

@@11Survivor Soviet Union was invited into the DRA for counter terrorism works. Thats not an invasion.

[@11Survivor]

@@henryatkinson1479 Ah yes Invited by the government they previously set up through a sponsored coup. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War

[@henryatkinson1479]

@@11Survivor The DRA was independent. That's like saying Mexico is an American puppet because they're friendly and share a border.

[@tamirj.b.n9814]

Squire: *makes a sketch using war thunder* Warpath: I have an idea for a sponsor for you

[@jefffranklin4894]

I like the totally not Stingray music in the background

[@jamesharding3459]

Squire, you magnificent bastard. We all needed this!

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

that warpath add was very clever and well done squire!

[@GeorgePrince]

"Translator, more to evacuate" had me rolling in the isles!!! So hilarous!

[@RandomSwede-1]

The WarPath ad was just spot on!

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers matey!

[@teaandmedals]

Just Kuwait and see, hah, good one xD

[@SquireComedy]

Whey! That's the kind of top notch comedy people are here for!

[@frederickvondinkerberg7721]

I loved the jazzed up Stingray theme tune... ah childhood memories

[@SquireComedy]

Got my dad to throw together a rip off from his childhood.

[@frederickvondinkerberg7721]

@@SquireComedy keep the content coming good sir, it's jolly good

[@TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie]

i love how they included lines from Generation Kill and Full Metal Jacket both were awesome btw

[@KarimAlKharsa]

“Just Kuwait and see” that got me on the floor

[@timmy3822]

This is a really excellent satire of how pointless most foreign policy "interventions" have been, from both a western and eastern perspective. Afghanistan, where empires and superpowers go to lose their relevance in the world order. Book your tickets today! One way flights from only £49 from Ryanair, breathing, luggage and anything else will incur extra charges. Great video chaps!

[@matthewjones39]

Nah

[@belluh-1huey102]

Generation Kill references in this.

[@tracksidefilms5416]

the stingray ad was the best part you know an ads good when it's the best part of a video, especially one made by squire

[@desertfox7846]

"Just Kuwait and see" thats fucking genius great work

[@PapaBeatis]

Oh boy, I wonder what this video references

[@noskill7272]

I love how he coughs while saying “reverse driver”

[@owenflude7501]

US : *Looses war horrifically and takes thousands of casualties* US: I've won, but at what cost?

[@ziadhaithemamin1431]

Lovely Arabic voice acting, good job whoever did the voice work 👏👏

[@SquireComedy]

The chaps did a great job!

[@Argent_Meta]

Why did the English bomber, manned by an English pilot, destroy everything excluding the German Tiger?

[@calumbrubacher7352]

The pilot probably had a cup of coffe instead of tea with breakfast

[@SquireComedy]

Should have done it at night...

[@Argent_Meta]

@@SquireComedy quite right, the Germans would never have seen what’s coming (in this case an Avro Vulcan, a jet-powered, tailless, delta wing high-altitude, strategic bomber, which was operated by the Royal Air Force from 1956 until 1984).

[@h.cedric8157]

That's Warpath for you lels

[@ComasGhost]

2:25 hahaha this is so RAF accurate

[@anrbannedfromutube3201]

4:37 meters? Bih he is a Texan, he thinks the metric system is communist

[@skyhitguy]

When I clicked on this video an ad of you two promoting warpath popped up and it took me a second to realize that was ad, it got me there

[@whydoihave16subs65]

The yeehaw never gets old lmao

[@shadow3dfx]

The ad part was... Actually really good!, i think this is the first time i seen the whole ad part of a video.

[@captainsinclair7954]

I love the reference to Gerry Anderson’s greatest works. Truly one of the best things to come from the UK. SuperMarionation is a lost art

[@elitely6748]

I can't wait to show my kids and grankids this Documentary in the next couple decades!

[@typhoon8711]

6:40 plot twist: That's not russian army but russian pmc (Wagner Group)

[@panther7584]

"Beside, we don't use translators, more people to evacuate." That made me laugh and pissed off lmao.

[@ACDC-1FAN]

@4:15 gotta love Encino Man using the wrong grid zone and dropping artillery on his own guys 😂😂

[@daviddubose8804]

As an American I needed a laugh at all of this!! Sadly me and my fellow brothers and sisters that have served over there have not had much to laugh about! I am glad you can help put a smile on a bad situation!! Keep up the good work!! I still want to see some helicopter action!!!!😁

[@thesecondworldwar8048]

Got a warpath ad with you in it before this video

[@SquireComedy]

Double trouble.

[@rasheedrasshan2335]

America in the back is taking notes

[@SquireComedy]

No no, WE take the notes from them!

[@rasheedrasshan2335]

@@SquireComedy ah true bruv

[@forgotmyself9205]

So... moral of the story is say OIL and Democracy to sum- [Yeeeeehaaaaaaaw in the west side in the distance with .50 cals shooting] [LOUD Hardbass and Soviet march with a tint of Vodka sounding in from the eastern distance] Oh... well It seems im gonna be an acceptable casualty huh.

Love how the mere mention of both "Communism" and "Democracy" were immediately followed by foreign invasions.

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

"Just Kuwait and see ." ~ Smart words .

[@JackGaz44]

Keep up the great work

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks dude!

[@knuckle1493]

The sad part is the guys on the ground get a ton of PTSD from the unnecessary explosions, death of noncombatants, etc, are suicidal and hate themselves for what theyve done to somewhere theyve never heard of or cared about, and the politicians who ordered them to do it are still telling you what to do like nothing happened and your children or some their classmates will probably do the same thing and we'll have the same conversation in 40 years. We really need to start criticizing the actual problem instead of the symptoms.