When Tanks Die.

[@SquireComedy]

Some tanks won't die, some tanks don't die, and other tanks just can't help it. In this one we explore what happens when an easily moved object meets an unstoppable force. Hope you enjoy this sequel to one of our older videos. If you've got any other ideas for new War Thunder videos please let us know... we've been doing this for bloody ages

[@lakygrujicic5606]

you are first

[@Fionn237]

All tanks die in the end

[@magna3728]

British tanks don't die, they just have superb surprise camouflage.

[@cheezcarrot9633]

Br'ish

[@niclink1030]

You make good videos

[@falloutghoul1]

"We lost a tank. That's 50% of the British army." Too true.

[@SquireComedy]

You don't need boots on the ground when you've got a handful of Challenger tanks in storage. Deterrent.

[@Schnittertm1]

@@SquireComedy Yep, the Bundeswehr does also share this view. Just have a few nice tanks in storage and no one will attack you.

[@TonyWulf66]

We have more than that. They just... don't work

[@cnlbenmc]

America; Laughs in 5000 Abrams Tanks.

[@alexandre007opa]

@@cnlbenmc *looks at russian tanks nervously*

[@gz_insurgent1767]

German: "Actually, this is an infantry fighting vehic-" British: "one shot from this cannon, and it will be an incredibly *F U C K E D* vehicle." Best squire quote.

[@SquireComedy]

I'll put it on my fridge, and aim to do as well next time!

[@CounterfeitDuck]

БМП - Братская Могила Пехоты (infantry collective grave).

[@slicelikeice968]

“Nigel” “Yes?” “We have a problem” “Yes?” “They died”

[@_maorkatz_1887]

sorry dude can't like it, I don't want to ruin 69 likes

[@evepayler1461]

“No problem sir there only unconscious”

[@W11-o2y]

The Soviets: “Why they mad?”

[@eisig1760]

@@_maorkatz_1887 I got bad news for you man :(

[@_maorkatz_1887]

@@eisig1760 :(

[@elitely6748]

The sequel we didn't ask for. *But the sequel we needed*

[@warthundercanblunder850]

Gottverdamft

[@FQP-7024]

Well I asked for one actually

[@riccards]

@@FQP-7024 who asked?

[@FQP-7024]

@@riccards me, i asked, the guy who you replyed to asked.

[@comentnine1574]

To be fair I’d prefer the prequel.

[@ScorpoYT]

it's all fun and games till the heavy soviet tank arrive

[@johnschmidtz5337]

Hallo, good to see you here. I loved your channel. Hope you can bring back Teslav car video.

[@TR33ZY_CRTM]

Plot twist, the Soviet heavy tank gets knocked out by an IFV with an ATGM

[@callmefreezy-zz5398]

Papa scorpo

[@hzshark]

Yes

[@aidendeboer8087]

yup

[@orbiter277]

"Infantry fighting vehicle" No "Incredibly f-cked vehicle" Much better

[@Nigel6146]

Well hello Orbiter... What a pleasant suprise to see you here

[@orbiter277]

@@Nigel6146 pardon?

[@Nigel6146]

@@orbiter277 ah yes, you probably don't know me by my real name, Im from Discord

[@orbiter277]

@@Nigel6146 well, hello

[@SquireComedy]

@@orbiter277 Tea, chaps?

[@comsot]

I love the fact that even in cover the tanks never stop moving

[@adorimirable]

Me too, like, what is idle?

[@sherman790]

Actually its a tactic that tanks cover their hull and let it rip with the turret

[@nikolajelovac1648]

@@sherman790 I hate it when they get me with that, I'm never good at it

[@sherman790]

@@nikolajelovac1648 which one the tactic they employ or the game in war thunder where you get hit a lot?

[@nikolajelovac1648]

@@sherman790 the tactic, moving back and forth, they always kill me with that

[@jameshancock6745]

“Part of Stalin’s sausage squad” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SquireComedy]

It's the moustache. It makes me go all gooey.

[@mercurysarcade8538]

well you know the Germans they will use any ones stuff :)

[@judus8910]

Helo James

[@georgedegaris3990]

Meow

[@dabiga2315]

See none of this would have happened with the _Penetrator._

[@SquireComedy]

IN-BLOODY-DEED

[@ISU-KV-]

“A bmp has never been destroyed” *destroyed bmp on fire next to him*

[@SquireComedy]

Classic iron curtain double think.

[@nikola12nis]

"An Abrams has never been destroyed by an enemy force" lmfao same shit different PaCt

[@Paltse]

What if it wasn't a bmp but bmp-2?

[@ISU-KV-]

@@Paltse still a bmp

[@Paltse]

@@ISU-KV- So you are of the school of thouhht that 1=2. That is university experimental maths.

[@cirbam2747]

"Tank Heaven", the endless battle of Kursk where tanks from all of history fight each other similarly to Valhala

[@SquireComedy]

Witness me! Now I kind of want to do a Mad Max style post apocalyptic video.

[@cirbam2747]

@@SquireComedy That would be stunning

[@shadowedcypher537]

@@SquireComedy Japanese tank: WITNESS ME

[@oorterentity8095]

I heard Tracks repair themselves in tank heaven.

[@permanenttimes2624]

Lets all admit that squire is the most family friendly youtuber ever.

[@SquireComedy]

I'm usually alright, It's my American friend that's the problem.

[@fahimmuhtasim436]

YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW intensifies

[@azguthgtf7812]

He is also the most friendly and Gentlemanly enemy Fritz should be grateful

[@niaagustina4142]

@@fahimmuhtasim436 and that music

[@SmokeJam]

@@azguthgtf7812 His name was Hans you racist generalist!

[@vynlazer]

British: We are friendly with the germans now. German: FIRE British: nope nope he's East German!

[@justarandommalayboi8231]

Oh hi! Remember me?

[@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224]

@@justarandommalayboi8231 we don't remember you.

[@justarandommalayboi8231]

@@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224 I’m in his discord server mate

[@aldrichcarlcruz8405]

Oh its you I didn't expect you watching this

[@jojobama7815]

6:07 The "Nooo mein haus!" had me dying that was unexpected

[@thegregitto]

Noooo :c

[@gabrielcalda7033]

Is okay, the soviets have built him a nice apartment bloc

[@demonblood4326]

'Its british and boxy' -litteraly a description of every British tank

[@SquireComedy]

We invented the tank, and so anyone not sticking to the design brief is not making a tank.

[@cumbuster5387]

*Churchill GC sobbing in the corner*: "Why do you have to be so mean?" lol

[@Murphynator-ky4lx]

Hello there

[@Murphynator-ky4lx]

You know me

[@demonblood4326]

Yeeeees

[@rednovember2205]

I want a full book and a hoi4 mod based on the alternate history created in the first minute of this episode.

[@SquireComedy]

If I had the time, I'd make it.

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

"I'm suprised you got me to be honest, considering how you struggled with London!" That burn was so hot it started a fire in the Reichstag!

[@GR46404]

Wernher von Braun was once described a "a man who aimed for the stars, but often hit London instead."

[@ZeroX-py5yx]

Lmao

[@icat0753]

Showed up faster then my country showing up to an oilfield

[@SquireComedy]

*Dixie horn*

[@TheJannasmith]

AMERICA 🇺🇸 HECK YEAH

[@f-35enjoyer59]

YEEHAW!

[@esteng74dabs50]

*GET SOME*

[@oscarthewendigo2593]

SOMEONE SAY OIL

[@mouser7436]

"Wait let me guess what's coming" *Dixie horn plays*

[@davidty2006]

"YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW"

[@chegriffin98]

"Fire Goldie Fire"

[@wb-4117]

whats the russian arrival song

[@TacticalPhoenixYT]

I'm American, and I can confirm this represents us perfectly.

[@theduke7539]

"Goldy, who the f*** came up with this piece of s***" As a fan of Pentagon Wars, I busted a gut

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahaha! Good!

[@Glitch_Online]

The dude playing the american tan....Infantry Fighting Vehicle always cracks me up.

[@ImWallace799]

Back in the 90s this happened with me, the same American, a Frenchman, and a nobody Italian tank.

[@lt-nameless3557]

Title: "When tanks die" Me: just a normal day in war thunder

[@SquireComedy]

Me: Plays any game above BR 4.7

[@thegregitto]

@@SquireComedy Me: tries to main Germany and win with German teams.

[@joshuagraham5902]

@@thegregitto Germany has the best begining air force

[@thegregitto]

@@joshuagraham5902 and the worst players. Mostly 12 year old children.

[@thegregitto]

@@joshuagraham5902 a bit reminiscent of real life I guess.

[@DANTEEEEEEEEHHHH]

"Yeah Goldie *irreplacable property dammage* High five" At moment i died of laughter, T.he End

[@SRDPS2]

God, I love this #@$&! job.

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

@@SRDPS2 Its so frakking fun to do that

[@Scientist118]

"I'm surprised they're not in 38Ts." That got me laughing.

[@SquireComedy]

Haaha! That one slipped past many, I imagine.

[@christianwachs3963]

“It’s not a tank! It’s an ARMOURED FIGHTING VEHICL!!!”

[@Snappy69420]

I'm not sure if they made it clear. But its an INFANTRY FIGHTING VEHICLE

[@hi_-bz7wf]

Squire: *starts to upload more frequently* Me: *confused happiness noises*

[@SquireComedy]

My pleasure, chap.

[@Tscheche89]

"Stukas? We dont have them anymore we dont get them anymore xD that almost killed me xD

[@Ocastia]

Jup Napalm whit his Bavarian accent saying: "ham mer net mehr krign mer net mehr" was great.

[@dejeffmcbob]

The sequel everyone has been waiting for

[@gmg9010]

This is just like a superhero movie where they destroy a bunch of the city and then finally get each other

[@SquireComedy]

The dialog's about as shallow.

[@gmg9010]

@@SquireComedy lol but yeehaw we Americans coming to rescue all the time PS we don’t all say yeehaw that’s just those damn blasted Texans

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

@@gmg9010 To the rest of the world you are all Texan to a greater or lesser extent. Some of you just hide it better.

[@gmg9010]

@@FakeSchrodingersCat well you’d think they’d see that there’s more people groups in America

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

@@gmg9010 Why, the same can be said for every group that tends to get stereotyped together. The differences between internal factions within a specific grouping are only really important to the members of those interval factions.

[@thunder9140]

I love their sponsored segments. Most other KZbinrs just do something very serious and boring, or they recycle the same thing over and over. I really appreciate the extra work these guys put in to make their videos so entertaining.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks chap!

[@tonyromano6220]

Classic stuff.

[@TheDeputy173]

5:46 I LOVE HOW HE KNEW!!!

[@restitutororbis1216]

*TO WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREET OF DREAMS!* *HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN*

[@WolfoftheAurora]

5:44 You know it's going to be fun when you hear that horn!

[@linkironclad3050]

Goddamit Goldie

[@rednovember2205]

5:34 song is Moscow: 1953, from the death of Stalin

[@niaagustina4142]

Thx

[@wb-4117]

thanks

[@tamar4067]

“One shot from this cannon, and it’ll be an incredibly fucked vehicle” 2:40

[@zager1_2015]

"Stukas? Haben wir nicht mehr, kriegen wir nicht mehr... " Geil xD

[@AeromatterYT]

I R R E P L A C A B L E P R O P E R T Y D A M A G E ... dang I love this f***en job

[@IbrahimHassan-c1h]

I love the American voice performer it's very talented

[@sotachan1]

"This War what is it good for?" "Absolutely nothing, frankly.." XD

[@Spymaster001]

that cracked me up when he said it after talking about vitnam

[@SquireComedy]

@@Spymaster001 It slipped by most people, I think. :)

[@sotachan1]

@@SquireComedy heh-heh... Yea- please keep doing that with your videos please. lol

[@Masada1911]

I like the Bercow impression Squire

[@sirspu]

The sequel we all needed but didn't know that we needed

[@Blueboy0316]

Having a s*** week, needed your uplifting videos. Keep it up sir.

[@SquireComedy]

Best of luck with the rest of it mate!

[@a_human8489]

After you said “call in bomber command” he should’ve said “but then you’d destroy the other half of this historic city... again”

[@0ld_Scratch]

Always happy when "that guy" arrives

[@SRDPS2]

And make everything in trouble.

[@stefanwalicord2512]

The imperfect German translations are hilarious

[@SquireComedy]

And absolutely deliberate. Yep.

[@yeettheheat]

3:54 For anyone who wants a 1:1 translation: Stukas? Ham wa nich mehr, krign wa nich mehr. = Stukas? Don't have em, wont get em anymore. (I love that you included an East Berlin accent)

[@DaTrueBacon]

"with a tow row row row row row to the British grenediers" -intro music

[@joemaydaytv7354]

5:47 The moment I've been waiting for 😂

[@vincent4396]

I love it when this guy shows up, and it’s funnier when he yells at Goldie

[@joemaydaytv7354]

@@vincent4396 The guy is brilliant, would love to se him record more

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

Another brilliant production as always squire!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, old scout.

[@camoca4204]

“It’s OK comrade, we’ll build you a nice Soviet apartment block”

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

God I love this Frakking job

[@mortdecai6655]

3:15, the House of Commons reference truly cracked me up, bloody John Bercow.

[@Xiphactinus]

OrDAH!

[@soldatdaniels8738]

I love that line about the Bradley: "Goldie, who the f&#k came up with this?!" I get the need for speed and firepower, but that isn't going to win a lot of the time.

[@TheMoistestNugget]

that american TC is surprisingly long lived given his demeanor

[@demonblood4326]

Squire you should do a documentary on the endangered species of war thunder the bomber

[@Night-zn4ew]

But, there is salvation on the horizon. A massive buff of negative 15%

[@demonblood4326]

Redemption is always round the Corner you just have to look lol

[@JerryBanks572]

I don't think there's enough 'paying' customers flying bombers.

[@demonblood4326]

@@JerryBanks572 but it would be funny

[@JerryBanks572]

@@demonblood4326 You're right, thanks for averting my thunder rant. :)

[@GuitarSamurai17]

This was amazingly funny well written and filmed you guys have some real skills!!

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate!

[@nicolasmartinezh.4117]

5:33 General Zhukov has joined *Shake the medals epically*

[@Lynxium_]

"one shot from this cannon and you'll become an Incredibly Fucked Vehicle!" cracked me the hell up

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

6:16 *IS OK KOMRADE! WE BUILD YOU NICE SOVIET APARTMENT BLOCK* !

[@redstonecircuitoffunmc913]

That British grenadier whistle in the intro is perfect!

[@Otokichi786]

Those tankers have "Imperial Storm Trooper" aim. (You can't hit another target at point-blank range? You've been promoted to the Darth Vader Guards squadron.;)

[@proleterriert8075]

I swear these guys do the best sponsor videos on KZbin. It makes you want to watch the sponsor videos even if your not interested in the product

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers dude!

[@ItsAMeAndrew]

7:03 a tragic-poetic end to a beautiful relationship

[@Regali123]

"One shot from this cannon and it will be an incredibly F*cked Vehicle." -Patton probably

[@lostonearth7856]

6:40 Ah yes, the one vehicle in War Thunder that has enough ammunition to bring half of Washington DC to the ground.

[@spartanx9293]

That movie was b******* and you know it

[@lordmilchreis1885]

Awesome as always! Thank you for making my day

[@user-njyzcip]

Finally! A classic WT episode with the full cast!

[@corsair1001]

A video from Squire, in War Thunder, and starting with The British Grenadiers. Perfection

[@SquireComedy]

I know what the people want.

[@ReformedSooner24]

“Goldie who came up with this piece of shit?” Me: a bunch of Army officers who couldn’t decide what the hell they ACTUALLY wanted?

[@fahimmuhtasim436]

A lot of effort went into this, pretty brilliant job lads, made m̶y̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ our day.

[@Bruhsound4.0]

4:16 *says that as a burning BMP is right beside him*

[@SquireComedy]

Tunnel vision.

[@Bruhsound4.0]

@@SquireComedy their rus- **cough** cough** Germans! of course they have tunnel vision!

[@Nigel6146]

No idea why but 5:11 is just golden "Ive got a lock. Yes, yes, oh piss" lmao

[@giornogiovanna5214]

“People like you are the reason wars like this happen” Squire

[@bushboi]

I declare myself magical as I watched a few old Squire videos today and thought "when might Squire upload another video" need I say more

[@SquireComedy]

I felt a strange disturbance in the force, as I was driven to upload this.

[@bushboi]

@@SquireComedy aaah yes, I'm glad you did as this was a typical Squire masterpiece

[@letsdebate839]

One thing good from lockdown I found your channel lol

[@SquireComedy]

Whey! Welcome aboard!

[@theamazingengineer1901]

Jolly good production old boy! Thanks for keeping us all entertained whilst the world falls down around us these past years!

[@rednovember2205]

Order, ordeerrrr, ordahhhhh.... *Bangs Gavel*

[@iremainproductions4827]

You guys are bloody brilliant!

[@thomasmaciejewski2163]

I Will be most pleased if we got another bloody good squire produced documentary about Jerry birds

[@BrotherHao1]

It's nice watching Squire's video with fish and chips, yes I don't have it on a Friday as everybody else

[@Trench_pho]

i love how the east german pilot just says "oh no spitfire" like they are in the 1940s

[@redpolscorp]

"Stukas? Ha'm wa nich' mehr, krieg'n wir nich' mehr" "Stukas? Don't have 'em anymore, don't get 'em anymore..."

[@JSMEsq]

Two videos in one month! The prophecy is complete!

[@SquireComedy]

We're pushing them out thick and fast! Hold tight!

[@mattholland8966]

Good to see Squire back to doing what he does best!

[@JoshLin17]

“HAH! BMPs have never been destroyed” he says, sitting next to the burning wreck of a BMP

[@SquireComedy]

Iron curtain double think, i reckon.

[@frankzhang1246]

The Sponsor part of these videos never gets old!

[@SquireComedy]

Glad to hear it, thanks!

[@unitedgavin2742]

Ah yes the sequel to 'When Tanks Don't Die' Very nice

[@SquireComedy]

Very noice indeed.

[@Thatgamerguy1314]

I really enjoy your videos squire, Looking forward to your next!😁

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, Ryan.

[@Thatgamerguy1314]

Your welcome!

[@juliuscaesar5197]

"Incredibly Fucked Vehicle" lmao

[@justanotherviewer52]

Great as always. Love the "Broadsword calling Danny Boy" reference.

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers mate!

[@lukewarmfacts5107]

When I saw the notification I tapped faster than light

[@SquireComedy]

If only we could harness that power, and use it in an engine.

[@spitty4363]

@@SquireComedy we have 50 people ready to tap the tank engine, that'll work out just fine

[@oorterentity8095]

"Bring it on, Von Brown!" Is such a cool phrase

[@SquireComedy]

I shout it about town, when I'm out walking.

[@AlexNV75]

I still think it’s funny that Bradley’s destroyed more enemy Armor than Abrams during Gulf War

[@Mika-ph6ku]

Cause atgms

[@John-qe3ky]

"let me guess whats coming" a great introduction. Great video again.

[@bryanwegman7258]

I WAS ABOUT TO SING THE GRENADIERS MARCH WHEN THE VID STARTED i was completely startled like"w-wtf"

[@SquireComedy]

You're welcome to join in, old sport.

[@bryanwegman7258]

Always

[@mrcwillis6970]

Yes!!! I love these videos. Really glad we got a sequel to “when tanks don’t die”

[@100dampf]

Splendid So are those the sons of our previous protagonists? Father like son

[@SquireComedy]

Something like that, yep.

[@joefuller1207]

I like to think that the tank crews and pilots in every Squire video are the same ones, fighting in every time period from 1939 to 2021.

[@avatarwarmech]

Finally these are my favorite type of videos the live-action ones are okay but these ones right here will always have a special place in my heart

[@waremergencypower6024]

"Yes! YES! YE-- Oh, piss."

[@voidwalker5784]

It's a shootin' match Goldy! Fire The Roc- pshooooBOOOM best part