HOW TO AVOID THE TICKET INSPECTOR

[@nezlo9612]

“There’s looking older and then there’s this” Said William McKenzie to Wolfy in the Inbetweeners 🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@iwangee4309]

Looking for this comment for ages

[@urmumgay8454]

Thought the same thing

[@judepeters8173]

Iwan Gee there’s looking older and then there’s that, you look about 30

[@mobeytaguire4269]

Aaaahh yes a fellow man of culture

[@itzash4452]

Ahahaha

[@hardy1413]

Vid ideas: Type of pet owners Type of police Type of chavs Type of haters Type of famous people Types of people in a park Type of musicians Type of friend ships Different ppl in a friendship group. How to escape the police Those r just some ideas, u don't have to use them but I hope I can help u out! I know u can stick a nonce in all those vids in there somehow! love ur vids Johnny!

[@hamzahpx4568]

Ok

[@miaallen9659]

Types of famous ppl would be great

[@jackiceton4522]

Chav

[@hardy1413]

@@miaallen9659 I'll add that! ♥️

[@swiftvision6977]

He’s done most of these

[@angelo2449]

Remember when Johnny and Niko made skits togther 😂

[@ez2281]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha so funny

[@ajanannamalai1443]

Imagine them both doing an ikea overnight challenge

[@CallumVloGamesCVG]

Yeah

[@lawansafar3637]

Miss that

[@shoesprite6789]

and chunkz

[@fisher1ellis121]

This channel honestly deserves to be a 5 mil or more channel.

[@rj_8088]

Calmest thing is that now the ticket man don’t walk around the train cos of corona

[@ragnarlothbrok1561]

Get a life

[@oxcorn1169]

@@ragnarlothbrok1561 your the one watching jhonny carey

[@ragnarlothbrok1561]

I only react to stranger things your alright boah

[@rj_8088]

Hi Wdym get a life😂😂

[@a10uk95]

@@ragnarlothbrok1561 joke man😂

[@jprpjr]

“Before you put someone’s life in stress think about what they’re going through””Whose next” Johnny Carey 2020

[@Kazavop]

Haha

[@kyliewhite3533]

Wats that song called again

[@NoobMaster-ki2tq]

It's called passenger

[@ryanair7458]

NoobMaster 69 it’s called let her go by passenger you tit

[@mrwatson1327]

NoobMaster 69 oh I see you want it already 😋.

[@owenwade3639]

Types of people on rides 1 the annoying scared one 2 the one who throws up on you 3 the one who passes out 4 the nonce looking at kids 5 like so Johnny can see

[@InstinctCR7322]

Owen mate, you said this on Johnnys previous vid?!

[@user-gz4ot6fp2h]

Always put the nonce in or he won't do it

[@oliverdrew4826]

I like to see that

[@danielbrzozowski3078]

no

[@marcushenshaw8028]

Great idea

[@name-cn4wv]

It isn't a Johnny Carey video without a comment section spamming their skits

[@MaxsTrainspotting]

Types of people on the motorway. The speeder The undertaker The lane hogger The person that does 40 in a 70 The tailgater The driver with 3 kids in the back And the person on the next lane (the n0nce) and the person with their roof down

[@ok4963]

05:07 i generally thought for some reason he was gonna say did somebody say just eat idk why lol

[@joestarkey6491]

Generally?

[@Pallettalan]

Same

[@rhys6800]

Same 🤣🤣

[@zoe20176]

SAME WHEN HE SAID IT I SAID JUST EAT

[@oblivionr641]

Man got demonetised for showing a marshmallow a good time 😂😂😂😂

[@carlsmith8658]

Lol

[@GOJIMNOW.com18]

Lol found it

[@mrwatson1327]

hello child

[@mrwatson1327]

@Sunny do you want to come in my white transit dinga aHa

[@MattyWjudo]

Types of people at the pub 1 the nitty 2 the underage kids and the nonce 3 the geezer/hooligan Like so Johnny can see

[@it5official484]

Nice idea but isnt "the underage kids" and "the kids with fake id" basically the same?

[@lilykidps422]

@@it5official484 kinda but the nonce would be the "underage kids" focus

[@MattyWjudo]

@@it5official484 ur right actually I've edited it now cheers didn't think bout that one

[@Ys-mc4ui]

And the Lads

[@mattspencer187]

and the gdem broski lads doing some cringy drinking challenges for the gram

[@karendemaertelaere9578]

1. Types of dads 2. Types of Johnny Carey fans 3. Types of roadmen 4. Types of people in a cinema 5. Types of homeless people 6. Types of boyfriends/girlfriends

[@natev4834]

5:09 Was it only me that said “Just eat”

[@reubz69420]

Nope me aswell

[@fantoz2543]

Nope lol

[@HomerSimpson-uv9mg]

Man like Johnny actually did this on a train

[@c92oj79]

Whoever’s reading this hope u have u have succes in the future

[@loveyourself8458]

And you hun x

[@caidavies4418]

Exen solid

[@preeteshlad359]

What's the song at 9:45

[@loveyourself8458]

@@Bigrpk thx and I'm a she

[@loveyourself8458]

@@Bigrpk no dw abt it

[@lt3048]

I remember my friend got caught then he start speaking another language and the inspector let him off 😂😂😂

[@thehub5519]

M DLD Omds😂

[@Jeremylee132]

fr

[@mr.therapy1238]

Hahahahahahahahahah that is mad

[@enthusiastisch1922]

Better to act disabled.

[@natanchuchnowski9552]

Never been on a train and still watching only true fans can like this

[@HelloHi-fh9zv]

How have you never been on a train

[@natanchuchnowski9552]

@@HelloHi-fh9zv dont know just havent always had a car and that

[@ThatGuy-er5yt]

True Jedi 69 to be fair I never went on a train until I was 7 or 8 so maybe they’re young

[@natanchuchnowski9552]

@@ThatGuy-er5yt I'm 13

[@mrwatson1327]

hello child

[@caydenhaynes4528]

This guy is such a legend he puts so much effort and to film on a train just goes to show how much commitment this guy Has, keep it up bro

[@UdineseFan]

Types of People at an Airport Please like so Johnny can see!

[@lcfc_dylan9967]

The La5ty The NepentheZ The MattHDGamer

[@Champion_-gm9tr]

You ever just see a comment, and say "i wish i thought of that"

[@danielbrooks9512]

Yeess

[@Champion_-gm9tr]

@Kledi Vata 🤦‍♂️ 😂didn't even mean it like this, if u want just copy it on some other vid lol

[@Shrando]

Ffs and here people are again stealing ideas I just made

[@Champion_-gm9tr]

@@Shrando what idea lol

[@bread7713]

Yup

[@Daniel27600]

Can we get a flat tour when it is fully furnished?

[@mcfc101]

*Furnished

[@Nathandawe3]

@@mcfc101 it's just his accent

[@dryskin9890]

Nathan 😂

[@Daniel27600]

if he doesn't show the outside it should be fine.

[@Daniel27600]

Fixed👍🏽

[@kieranlfcreviews7731]

Everyone: I can jump trains now Ticket inspectors now: I'm going to end this mans carrer

[@brandonthomas4566]

I swear when ever I go on a train I never see the ticket guy 🤣🤣🤣

[@jokerkxng6305]

I don't on the normal trains but I do sometimes on virgin trains

[@ZacharyTen4]

Tbh I've never seen one on a southern or overground train but where I am most people use oyster or contact less

[@ZacharyTen4]

But I use oyster so I never use a ticket unless I'm going to Brighton or hove or something like that

[@kwekujakese]

I like how he actually used a train for the vid Nvm

[@kadenisfat5041]

Almost XD

[@yxng_js2265]

Yep my comment was just like that before I deleted it

[@ajanannamalai1443]

johnny pls do an ikea overnight challenge

[@taytoez7668]

Can we all respect Carey for actulay using a train for a skit

[@yomyslime3368]

maybe watch the full video

[@hdishxbhdidbxb386]

For like 2 seconds....

[@taytoez7668]

At least he tried

[@scoopyman5831]

Just the vid I needed thanks Johnny and lovin’ the vlogs aswell btw

[@batflinx2763]

I was literally like SHUT UP Johnny Carey just uploaded 😂 to my mates

[@zackwells]

rude

[@yournan9451]

@@zackwells heloooooooooo

[@zackwells]

@@yournan9451 who r u

[@zackwells]

@ammar belbel k ill try again

[@SHIZZLE71]

Was anyone else glad Johnny did the train skits at home and not on an actual train??? Classic Johnny 😂😂😂🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽

[@activ_p]

Johnny's videos are normally intertaing but not that funny but this was actually funny I can also relate to this video so much so great job mate👍

[@user-id3nj2ll5l]

This vlog x skit ting is gonna make Johnny blowww

[@d99rr31]

Went on trains for the first time in quarantine and I got fined because I didn’t know the ticket inspector wasn’t on trains 😂

[@maxd.77]

my bro johnny🤩💕

[@lazarlots5827]

Innit

[@tomm-_-16]

Lazar lots innit

[@izmsc]

Lazar lots innit

[@stm101]

@lazer lots innit

[@xamrehh3717]

Lazar lots init

[@kaiyenv8295]

types of people while shopping - like for johnny to see if your a true fan

[@aohlywud]

9:41 bruh johnny never fails to make me crease😭 this was literally perfect🤚🏼💀

[@joebroughton1269]

This one gonna be lit💯

[@CJAYYGTB]

All the dislikes where ticket wardens😂😂😂

[@lemqnshark]

I see that Casio calculator every kid in secondary school had.

[@mobeytaguire4269]

How’s he gonna fit a nonce into this one Oh like that

[@mrwatson1327]

Oh yes child. I am always there

[@sixthvolcano9883]

Hello Mr Waston

[@abdulbutt1162]

Mr Watson plz bum me

[@haroonomar7806]

😂😂😂

[@mrwatson1327]

Abdul Butt well come on them 😋 we have somewhere to be child

[@catoliving6171]

Is it just me or is Johnny criminally underrated like I’m not a fan boy or anything but if niko omilana is on 2mil Johnny should have at least that if not more. Like I’m fully deeping it the amount of tik toks I’ve seen saying he’s one of the people carrying KZbin right now, the fact that he hasn’t hit 1mil is actually just mind boggling

[@chaseyboii6206]

I don't think he deserves more than niko he deserves about 1.5 millon

[@ajbuchan4506]

The one dislike is the ticket inspector

[@Harleig]

Very funny I forgot to laugh

[@ajbuchan4506]

Cool Harleigh that’s nice to know

[@izmsc]

“Well, what even are you” I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgecatchesides5759]

Who else loves it when Johnny says RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTT it just makes me laugh 😂😂

[@Ron_TTE]

14:04 SWR doesn’t go to paddington, and GWR doesn’t normally have ticket inspectors, and you got on an SWR train at the start, so you are going to waterloo

[@fle3rr164]

shut up m8

[@sot.poshboi.1313]

Let’s get Johnny to 1 mil before September

[@minimax9071]

Ayyyy mans nearly on 1 mill congrats Johnny.

[@tommcguire2213]

The subtitles at the start of the video think Johnny is saying “hello engineer” if you don’t believe me check for yourself🤣

[@samcooper6319]

Jonny: stares at camera to make a point about KZbin comments Keyboard warriors: Never!!!!!

[@alfredabdia6097]

Good to see johnny posting again

[@HS7-hs]

I love these kind of skits

[@SamiKadi-ec4oj]

Big fan Johnny keep it up bro❤️

[@mrwatson1327]

SamiKadi1234 ahhhhhhhhh

[@velocity-_-5581]

Yes Johnny great vid✌️❤️

[@SHIZZLE71]

Bumped the train? I’m 17 and ain’t ever been on a train. 😂😂😂😂

[@rhys6800]

How tf😂

[@mgz_lxw4492]

Get the late and early ones and the gates are open as well, it’s free transport

[@benrowlands409]

omg hey Johnny your videos are class I wait every night for a notification on my phone and I watch it straight away. I really love your videos you inspire me bro never stop you're entertainment hope you get to 1 mil

[@frongy8738]

He is finally back Johnny I am your biggest fan

[@snackie3201]

I just knew the nonce was coming when he said some scenes would be impractical to film on the train

[@mrwatson1327]

hello child

[@MichaelM284]

Types of people on anysthasia, like so johnny can see 👇

[@jake9618]

No

[@ani5306]

Ravi if I’m not wrong that weird shit you get at hospital to null pain

[@jackiceton4522]

@@ani5306 aye

[@KenHarn2019]

Hell to the no

[@bobross73737]

@Ravi that thing that makes you kinda high and tell the truth a bit and not recognise people you've known for years

[@jays1865]

You can literally buy one when they come up to u and if they don’t free ride

[@covlads4130]

Don’t we just love when Johnny uploads

[@maxsingleton4128]

9:39 some inspirational quotes from Johnny there😂

[@hardylee6756]

Video idea: When Nonces Meet Roadmen

[@ez2281]

Pretty decent

[@hamzahpx4568]

Pretty decent

[@maryjane7223]

Pretty decent

[@harrylyons7174]

Pretty decent

[@mistermandem5530]

Pretty decent

[@antz1975]

Types of people when they buy a new car. Like so Jonny can see👇👇👇

[@danielbrzozowski3078]

no

[@traviswolved5269]

No

[@kingofdoom8710]

No

[@lzxyoung_wrxzl8016]

no

[@SnowGlobe18]

No

[@1ksubscriberswithoutanyvid62]

I hope everybody who reads this becomes rich and successful one day

[@arkyg4022]

Piss off man

[@xtomb1960]

Suicidal X guys just tryin to be a good person, you piss off

[@1ksubscriberswithoutanyvid62]

Lepson Gaming thank you I hope you have a good day

[@ab72hd-brawlstars71]

100k subscribers without Any videos no, ur hoping that ur comment will get a lot of likes so more people will see it and therefore more people sub to ur very original channel idea

[@NadersJJBA]

LETS GET THAT MIL but if I’m being serious I just wanna say you’ve come so far and it’s payed off and I’ve been watching since 70k so I can see change

[@BrandonOlivier-Hall]

Inspector: "Tickets please" Jonny: "OH FOR F*CK SAKE"

[@cameronandersen7391]

*johnny

[@BrandonOlivier-Hall]

@@cameronandersen7391 yeah oops!

[@cameronandersen7391]

I was joking

[@BrandonOlivier-Hall]

@@cameronandersen7391 oh ok lol You were right anyway 😂

[@cameronandersen7391]

@Brandon Olivier-Hall 🤣

[@joecooper007]

The ending had me dead 😂

[@Adam-yu5zj]

The real question is: *Did you buy an actual ticket when on the train when recording?*

[@elliot5950]

Who’s here early from snapchat

[@diogoaljota358]

Yep

[@alexanderhanso]

Yeah

[@jaydenfc555]

Me!

[@UKTopicz1]

Yh

[@OT-Glitchz]

No

[@mattuvez1330]

So close to 1 mil u deserve it man

[@nathanbrown4470]

If you type in Year 7 vs Year 11 Johnny's channel is the first result.

[@novideos50subs61]

Another way of avoiding Is to just buy the train ticket ✅

[@nando5168]

Neek

[@novideos50subs61]

NANDO ! Look at ur channel yu nit

[@nando5168]

No videos, 50 subs? Your nan stinks tho

[@novideos50subs61]

NANDO ! Stinks of flowers and dat

[@kee9996]

ticket inspectors watching this like: 👀hmmMmmmM

[@UTK37]

3:37 lol that's actually a name of an Australian cricketer

[@hobenbuildsit9483]

am i a weirdo that ive seen every single one of u vids atleast twice and ur my fav yt and basically my idle

[@Alexis-pi2sq]

I haven’t been on a bus since I was a kid, but this was still funny 😂

[@faion4595]

It’s a train

[@yousslessboi4377]

Your forehead is so big that if there was a "H" on it, Kobe would still be here

[@opticzflare331]

Haha Haha soooooo funnnnnyyyyyyyy

[@lilrackz766]

''Don’t lie who’s been a fan of *'Johnny'* before July??⛅️'' *''(ɢɪғᴛɪɴɢ sᴜʙs ᴡ/ɴᴏᴛɪs❤️)''*

[@HelloHi-fh9zv]

I’ve been watching him for 3 years

[@finlay477]

@@HelloHi-fh9zv sme

[@ThatGuy-er5yt]

Stfu

[@red1.1.1]

@@ThatGuy-er5yt did he make bad fish n chips lol jk

[@samshultz7870]

These videos will always be so funny and will never get old. Sick video👍👍

[@bobcocker8968]

Every single video he says “rightttttt” but we all love Johnny ❤️

[@mayzeerose9271]

6:30 - 6:40 ‘corse you are’ 🤣

[@dgamingturtle7634]

Considering it’s been a month since the last skit vid, u really pulled this outta the bag, nice one, it was f*cking hilarious XD

[@uvwv]

I cracked so hard at the end when he ripped the ticket and the ticket inspector comes out of nowhere 🤣🤣🤣

[@tempofn7990]

Is it just me or does this guy make the best content

[@frameslegostopmotion7910]

Get this man to 1 MIL

[@georgiaperkes7665]

Types of people meeting up after Corona 1. The hygiene freak 2. The one who is too excited and breaks the social distancing 3. The chav 4.the roadmen 5.the couple

[@sja948]

When the ticket inspector comes near me i just pretend i am getting off the train and run to the last compartment 😂😂😂

[@leeakers6422]

On the Great Western Railway trains there used to be a buffet/bar service, I’d always stand by that see the ticket inspector in the distance then walk by him with a beer in my hand so he thought he’d already done me, used to always work.

[@tomrucroft9509]

I love it when johnny says riiiiiiight 😅😅

[@leodc77]

Me thinking I’m early and the vid was posted 2 hours ago 💀 great vid Johnny!

[@jasomsymmonds6097]

cant wait till you hit 1m cus u deserve it

[@honkerplonker7636]

5:08 i was not expecting that

[@samhowe7257]

Let's get this guy to 1 million he deserves it

[@leahadams560]

Great video , there’s actually another way of skipping the train when the ticket man starts walking towards ur way , walk further down the train and then be time ticket man comes to u , ya be off the train at your stop or quickly get of at a stop run down bottom get back on train and then that’s how u actually skip the train

[@frazercrabers5312]

This really reminded me on how to get out of getting mugged loved it 😂

[@teeeemee]

7:45 Johnny trying to say claustrophobia😂

[@3azyduz1t]

6:22 the CEO of “rightttt” 😂

[@ytrapidz256]

Love ur vids ur my fav youtuber every time I fell sad I watch u and I laugh

[@jensonfrancis4759]

I loves the year7 vs year11 videos!!

[@imogenrann2019]

Johnny makes me laugh so bad plz never change

[@yunggxst9493]

Yo i love ur videos man they're sooo funny idk how ur not already at 1 million, i can tell u put alot of effort into ur videos but ur almost there 960k subs