How to be a REAL BIKER in 4 easy steps

[@The_Swindler]

The people who disliked this video probably don't realize this is sarcastic lmao

[@Group_Anonymous]

I think they did and got offended 🤣

[@von2026]

@@Group_Anonymous Definitely this.

[@ishigame2476]

Commies...

[@wallynwylie]

I think they know it's about them...

[@BBladnar]

True lol

[@jeffreyrupe8114]

How to be a real biker in 2 steps Step 1: get a bike Step 2: ride the bike

[@GrtSatan]

Wrong. Step 1 is learn how to ride.

[@jeffreyrupe8114]

@@GrtSatan and how do you learn to ride if you don't have a bike?

[@jeffreyrupe8114]

I took the ABATE course.

[@samm2091]

Also wear a friggin helmet

[@workedcoffee4203]

@@samm2091 that's more of personal preference

[@uptown_rider8078]

I’m 100 percent sure that there are some idiots that actually think this skit was real lol

[@jameybrandon965]

Black Crow625 it's not real?

[@sstroh08]

Black Crow625 Must be true, because I occasionally see them out in the road lol. Always cracks me up. Biker pirates! Heeeell Yeaaaaa! 😂😂😂

[@polskatoja]

Black Crow625 .....like the guy tht made it?!

[@robertcarson1163]

Black Crow625 more like 99%

[@Mystero9]

worst part is that someone at some point will use this video as proof or some sh*t

[@volunteerpatriot2143]

"I've got just one word for you. Harley Davidson Motorcycle." LOL

[@andrewkennedy4376]

That’s 3 words lol

[@fortpilleddrainer5634]

@@andrewkennedy4376 that’s the joke.

[@andrewkennedy4376]

@@fortpilleddrainer5634 Ik

[@lokirin7152]

@@andrewkennedy4376 no you didn't 🤣

[@vitriolicangst1621]

"assembled in the U S of A" *Shows Thailand HD factory* 😂😂😂

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

Yes, the brand new one so Thailand can get the bikes.....that was the unveiling....

[@DemonsRow]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aorithefemboyfox9113]

@@BamaShinesDistillery Thai people afford big bike just fine. Even then they dont care about HD that much. And why the heck you want a big bike when you have smaller road and traffic jam ???

[@AgentJayZ]

...at first I thought you were serious... and then I saw you were SERIOUS !! Excellent!

[@donovan3344]

this ass dont know ass from ass...

[@jerlaine1638]

You guys know this is sarcasm and a character type he used to play right? I mean obviously dono doesn't but still

[@JoseVazquez-de8ut]

“That’s called taking one for the team!” Hahaha I loved this so much!

[@EdSaenzDrums]

I died at “...And the Jax Teller!” 🎼 Riding through this world, all alone🎼 😂🤣

[@Tj-bs6ej]

Politcal addict you must be fun at parties 😒

[@patrickpatterson630]

Thank you for making this awesome video. I've been struggling for the last three years trying to be a real biker, but the other night when I got home my mom showed me this video and after a long talk she gave me the courage to continue. I was ready to sell my bike but this video has changed my life. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

[@Ronbassettphd]

My God this is one of the funniest and most accurate videos I've ever watched!

[@kainhall]

i met this old dude at MC donalds one i first spotted his bike..... a late 70s looking HD......looked around, sure enough..... the classic biker looked like zz top we talked about his bike......it was a rarer model i then said that i ride a 1974 kawi g5 100cc 2 smoke enduro rebuilt it my self he fucking was into it.......he remembered riding bikes like that when he started out riding TLDR...... not every HD rider with a zz top beard is an asshole i bet that dude is one hell of a grandpa lol

[@kainhall]

Jamie Leguzano what?

[@spicy110]

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel today we're going to be crushing people's dreams!

[@jrg4760]

Great advice, preaching to the choir!

[@harrysheene4194]

spicy110 1

[@SaulOjeda]

I’m not gonna lie, I bought a sportster and I sometimes catch myself staring at men. Bu no worries, I’m trying to upgrade as soon as possible

[@stevek8829]

You're lucky you have electric start. An old school Sportster would show you what a girl you really are.

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

@@stevek8829 Yes, yes it would........

[@brianrahuba6919]

There is nothing wrong with a sporty . I wish I was 5"5 I would have one but being 6 ft and weighing at 230 not a good fit . And to boot I would get the 883 and do a S&S conversian kit and become a hog killer ! Enjoy your bike Saul . God Bless......

[@Southerlandjoseph]

I have an 04 sportster xl 1200c and I love it if I was to upgrade it would be a road king but I’ll keep the sportster

[@lchave2681]

Haha yeh I upgraded from a sportster to an evo dyna within about 4 months

[@alcorraalb6029]

Every “biker” I know is a nerd,including me,and some of thee NICEST people you’ll EVER meet

[@mattlittle3330]

I am going to make Shadetree's "HELLLLL YEAHHHHHH" my ringtone for my friends.

[@richardfellows4735]

Patches on leather, wtf! A REAL biker Has them stitched onto their bare chests with barbed wire.....Hell Yeah!

[@Newfiebulletvideos]

I swear, I think every Harley owner I know must have watched this video and took the advice to heart.

[@anonymouslegion4928]

Newfiebulletvideos omg you are sooo right, I’m a former Harley rider. I now ride vmax and magna v4 bikes, I must say these are real bikes with real power.

[@BerserkerNick]

My Harley has been collecting dust since I got my Honda VTX

[@kylecurtis42ify]

HELL YEAH!!!

[@CaneFu]

@@anonymouslegion4928 ...As a former Suzuki and Kawasaki owner who now rides a Wide Glide, I have to say that in IMO the build quality on a Harley is better. However, I respect individual preference and I don't fault anyone for riding whatever they choose.

[@anonymouslegion4928]

CaneFu agreed ride what you love☮️👍

[@mbsnyderc]

first step is to ignore what anybody tells you.just ride what you want, were you want, how you want.

[@boataxe4605]

mbsnyderc I suggest that you put a Hells Angels patch on your jacket and go for a ride in Texas.

[@tylerk6007]

Found the communist

[@stimpsonjcat26]

First step is get a bike. Second step is to ride it.

[@alcalu]

Good lord! Can you be any more ignorant?!? What grade did you drop out of? Here's a good one for ya, mbsnyderc: "Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good." ~Thomas Sowell. Don't believe everything you think.

[@mbsnyderc]

@@boataxe4605 Nope bunch of boy's that never grew up.

[@unrealbikers5405]

Dude, this is priceless :) my buddy and I ran into "real" bikers in Colorado while on a cross country trip few years ago. It became a running joke that we are not real bikers, so we named our KZbin channel accordingly.

[@concrete981]

you'll see 500,000 of these tough guys at the Sturgis rally in south Dakota on August 2-11.

[@BOC_Adventures]

Dude this has to be my favorite video of yours so far. It made me laugh out loud. Great work bro.

[@shadetreesurgeon]

Thanks man!!

[@BOC_Adventures]

I ride a Harley (as well as others) and thought this was great. I go to Myrtle's spring rally every year and this attitude is everywhere there. I love all bikes and just bought a KLR 650. Again great work and you captured a really bad pervasive attitude that is bad for the entire motorcycling community.

[@ClutchFirst]

“Look at all that chrome!” LMFAO!

[@shadetreesurgeon]

HELL YEAH!!

[@artmchugh5644]

Harley Davidson. Chrome plated air compressors !

[@defundprosports6407]

Love it!! Let's see how many don't get the sarcasm.

[@shadetreesurgeon]

lol there’s probably gonna be quite a few

[@MrAnderson2744]

Right some of these guys are probably saying..See I knew it just wasn't me..Lol

[@Hero_of_Legend]

GOOD! Keep the posers out! REEEEEEEEEEAL bikers only!

[@Sacrazygamer1337]

i have a brain to use and i can clearly see he is not serious

[@jeffhdpd782]

you know that there are gonna be guys thinking this is really a how to video

[@forgedglory]

I love these kind of videos. I know you don’t like making them as much but I wish you’d make some more.

[@mt.shastawhat7320]

I'm an accountant and I'm so glad you made this video because I don't have any biker friends so I wouldn't have figured it out on my own still got to figure out the scary stuff but maybe an acting class or something thanks so much sir🤗

[@robertsartino6610]

LOL!!! “HELL YAAAAA” I hope everyone realizes this is purely entertainment!!!

[@davymac9866]

"Wear patches..... ALL THE PATCHES!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@destynhepworth5293]

Can I get an exemption since my jacket just has band patches?😅

[@obievergreen3771]

​@@destynhepworth5293mine too. Mainly guns n roses 🌹

[@mikeellis9919]

Wanna be a "real biker"? Put in 100k miles on a motorcycle - any motorcycle. In the process, you'll ride in just about every situation you can imagine, drop it more than once, and make some memories with good friends you'll never forget. Oh, and you'll probably get pretty good at becoming a solid rider - if you don't get creamed by some a$$hole on 4 wheels first. Shiny side up ppl!

[@debrademingwalsh7495]

64 year old woman here who started riding 11 years ago on her tiny little Virago 250 and I have ridden almost 89,000 miles lol But even with all that seat time I think of myself as a newbie 😁😁 It keeps me safe to not get cocky

[@Joe-kb1sm]

Same bike 40 years now. Over one million miles I'm guessing. Biker? It's the life you lead not the miles on your fourth speedometer.

[@snoopu2601]

Yes I have and had many friends that put miles on there bike's but they either died or lost half of there body.

[@TheDutchPathFinder1]

you just described the real biker. ....this guy up here is a total joke. rubber down, shiney side up.....and ride like you stole it. :D

[@maddog7999]

you’ve described a motorcyclist. bikers are a different breed

[@deathwish8339]

It was on this day I realized that: A) I am not a real biker B) I'm a communist? I need to reevaluate my life.

[@alcalu]

The longest journey begins with a single step, Death Wish83. Enjoy your reevaluation process...

[@migueljonz3901]

Try hugging a tree...it helps!

[@thomas316]

Greetings from the East comrade. American motorcycle will make you fat, soft capitalist cheeseburger. You ride Ural or Simson you can fill heart with stronk vodka or schnapps to stop freeze and ride all coldest winter. Ukrainian girl really knock you out, leave west behind! 😉

[@DS0T0]

One more important lesson: Get an imaginary TV to carry around when you`re Off bike.

[@Mrfish2015]

Ha ha , I'm only 4 steps away

[@freedom24v86]

The chronicles of mr fish im 3 away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DermotiusOfficial]

Fancy seeing you here

[@brad6779]

I know this video is supposed to be sarcastic. But for real, almost every "real biker" I see out there on cruisers (usually older guys, you think they'd be wiser with age) don't wear helmets. Maybe it gives you more of a sense of freedom, but when little old granny forgets her glasses and decides to pull out in front of you, well you'd sure wish you had a helmet. The only reason I'm alive today is because I wore a helmet when some idiot caused me to wreck, broke almost every bone in my face even tho I had a helmet, but hey, I'm still here and I'm still riding

[@seangreenlund9393]

It may not have to do with intelligence for many though. Some people know the consequences and just dont care

[@anarchistantichrist6349]

Im glad you’re still with us brother. And happy that you’re smart enough to wear a helmet

[@georgelutz1003]

Brad M what about the man, Evil Kneivel, helmet, check, sporster, check. Pussy? Don't think so.

[@thatsmrharley2u2]

@@georgelutz1003 Evel never rode a Sportster for his jumps. ALWAYS a Harley XR750....earlier he rode Nortons.

[@ANT18621]

just got into bikes bought my first bike picking it up soon only a Honda Shadow but looking forward to it. Great video!

[@gsdfan8455]

ant d I have not rode in years but I used to have a 750 shadow spirit, loved that bike hope you have fun with yours

[@omarbernal2408]

My first bike is a honda shadow 750 aero. Ppl think its a harley. I heard hondas are easier to fix and more reliable than Harleys.

[@jean-pierregiorgio4740]

Hey Shadetree...its JP from Malta! I have been watching sporadic videos of yours these last couple of years...love them! Recently decided to watch all of them chronologically...am making good steady progress hehehe! This last one cracked me up...kudos to you and your mates! Can't wait to watch the rest an be up to date! 👊🤘✌

[@guitarsting]

I have been watching your videos for just about a year. In April I sold my 1996 Honda Shadow ACE that I had for 15 year and bought a 2010 Harley Ultra Classic and moved to Daytona in August. Your videos are alway awesome and I am hoping to get over to Tampa or Orlando or wherever you ride to meet you one of these days. I had never seen this video until now and seriously, this video is friggin hilarious and spot on perfect. Too funny to watch in the middle of the night like I am, because my laughter is going to wake up everyone else. Brilliant!!!! Keep em coming. BTW I am a drone pilot and would love to video one of your events.

[@bowbeuphonium]

You forgot a couple important details. REAL BIKERS: 1> punch other people in the face unexpectedly for no reason 2> do not wash, and wear extra dirt on all clothing (yer leather vests are way too shiny and the patches are too clean btw) 3> cultivate a laugh that sounds like trying to chop down a tree using a chainsaw as if it were an axe 4> believe in being totally independent and free, and then join clubs that enforce an exhaustive set of rules with an iron fist

[@jeffreyburgos954]

5> hate on every motorcycle that's not a Harley even if it is American

[@robertbarber464]

Well Indian is the only other major manufacturer unless you get a custom built bike.

[@robertbarber464]

and even Indian has parts not made in the U.S.

[@williamdeimos2354]

so does Harley lol, showa suspension and nissin brakes (some models have brembo) to name a few.

[@rainsoakedpuppy]

7:06 And remember, REAL BIKERS drink LA CROIX!

[@shadetreesurgeon]

HELLL YEEAAAH

[@frankielemonjello]

Only the lime though, none of this 'passion-fruit bullshit...

[@snakechrmr6398]

Next you're gonna say no pastel umbrellas

[@TonyStunts1]

I'm willing to pay for your webinar on steps 5-10 ... Great vid! lol

[@tomservo5347]

I had a '94 Magna with Cobra exhaust the PO had put on. One of the best bikes I ever had-would have been perfect with a shaft drive. The V-4 engine had it when needed, it was super comfy and I never had a problem with it. Made the mistake of buying a German helmet (for display purposes only) and all it did was catch wind and try to lift off of my head. Bought an actual DOT model and the padding made me look like a 'special kid'. If you're riding on two wheels, you're part of the club as far as I'm concerned. (Yes, even Harley riders I'll except if they don't have the 'holier than thou' attitude. Easy to spot which ones they are-the ones that wave on the highway while riding your metric, the others act like you don't exist while they give the 'I'm a bad mofo retired/nearing retirement' scowl.)

[@jonclark2234]

I come back to this video every couple months. It’s gold Jerry, GOLD

[@pythontherun8798]

Good stuff as always. Now to go outrun some new Harley's on my 30 year old Honda...

[@MrCR500AF]

Me too,I have an '84 V65 tagged as antique, Tag number is HD KLR. Had a few Harley try me,a couple highly Modded Harleys launched real good but I reel them in before the 1/4. NONE will keep going top speed against me. (140 plus on GPS)

[@ehart34]

LMAO!! The helmet section had me dying!!

[@frozenparodoxbassman]

Ehart💖34 MOTO💀TRiPP taking one for the team 🤣

[@omarbernal2408]

Take one for the team HELL YEA!!

[@michaelvrooman5681]

name 3 dictators Helmut Kohl Helmut Schmidt and HELMET LAWS SUCK!! LOL

[@BikesDrones]

Step 5 start a meth lab.

[@ks-zc1jh]

Bikes & Drones indeed. You're half assing it otherwise.

[@MrLuigiFercotti]

Step 6 - Get some tats.

[@clarkbarber8571]

Bikes & Drones step 6 weapons trade

[@isaiahjohnson9905]

Bikes & Drones some of these are gta online references 😆

[@Cloroxbleach-cs2fo]

Bikes & Drones cool stereotyping

[@grindsoul]

This is the greatest video tutorial ever made on KZbin to date. Change my mind.

[@jasonmartin5154]

Loved this! It's not what you ride, just all long as you ride!

[@elmaschingon9781]

Step 5-wear Harley jacket Harley belt Harley boots Harley wallet Harley socks Harley everything😅😅

[@wildcatcowboy6591]

You know you saying that reminded me of this time I went in a Harley shop and looked at all the stuff. EVERYTHING said Harley Davidson on it, and was made in Japan.

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

@@wildcatcowboy6591 Why not, the suspension is Japanese.......From a good company too

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

@Captain Caveman And they are a nice setup for most.....personally I hate the ABS and the linked system.....but most love it

[@MrPAULONEAL]

There are even Harley Davidson shoes now.

[@SvenTviking]

starcommtrey Meanwhile the Japanese have Swedish suspension from a VERY good company.

[@biker_trash582]

You forgot the chain wallet and the fake tattoo sleeves lmfao....funny as fck good job.

[@frozen2golden]

HMC_Biker_Trash the chain wallet is crucial. I was once riding down the freeway and saw my wallet dangling at my side hanging by the chain. I didn't even feel it slip out my back pocket

[@EMC13sR]

HMC_Biker_Trash I like the chain helps me keep my wallet I lose shit normally 😅😅

[@cembanditx1]

You all won't believe this shit but I won money in a casino and lost the wallet on the ride out. A lot of "stupid biker" shit has a root reason. I hate the style too, but no denying it's use.

[@lucaslandis8334]

Loved it! Had me hacking up a lung from laughing. I appreciate you and all your videos I’ve kept up with you as best I can from over here in Iraq. You make me miss two wheels so much in a good way! Oh and it’s awesome to see you hitting the dirt keep it up! There’s nothing like hitting the trails. We all see your improvement and it’s awesome man!

[@jdubyaadams33]

“I’ve got one word for ya, Harley Davidson Motorcycles!” Great video

[@destinytroll1374]

JDubya Adams That’s three words bro

[@bloodofdraco]

@@destinytroll1374 that's the joke

[@everydaycringeeverydaycrin846]

“But look at all that chrome! HELL YEAH” Hahaha. Awesome video

[@bblaser420]

- pans over to one chrome cap on a blacked out motor - 😂🤣😂

[@thedakon]

"Patches for places you've never been, patches for things you've never done, America, America, Americaaaa!" Ha ha ha!

[@boataxe4605]

thedakon Look into the Filthy Few patch and then say it’s for something you’ve never done.

[@dezalan437]

Boat Axe we got a bad ass here?

[@neowolfe]

@@boataxe4605 HELLLL YYYEEAAAAHHHHGGGGGHHHH!!!

[@KilroyWasHere73]

B-b-but...I love my leather vest! It has so many pockets where I keep all my stuff! Then again I ride a Sportster so I suppose I'm screwed right outta the gate. Hilarious video Shadetree!

[@BowenAmByth]

This really is some of your best work yet 😂😂

[@shadetreesurgeon]

Thanks man :)

[@BowenAmByth]

shadetree surgeon it would be cool to see a few of you ride out with that ruckus crew again too, that was a sweet video.

[@g4m3rm0j0]

WHY CAN'T I LIKE THIS SEVERAL TIMES DAMMIT!!?!!

[@angustaylor5204]

My work-mate is now doing his CBT; this is going straight on his Facebook ;) Love it.

[@donaldsoncole3095]

Wow, I know your jesting with the material, but I do believe you hit the nail on the head! Lots of great satire on the POSSERS!!!

[@alcalu]

It's always YOUR on KZbin (never the correct YOU'RE). Well done...

[@funkingfuss9724]

Amen Dude!! My Real Biker Leather vest is covered with my Daughters Girl Scout Patches and My sons Cub Scout Patches! I'm one BadAss MoFo!! Ridin' a '83 Honda Goldwing. It's the Energizer Bunny Bike. Just Keeps on Going. LOL

[@shadetreesurgeon]

Man I dig your style!!

[@Hero_of_Legend]

Mine just has store bought Harley patches, so everyone knows I ride a Harley ( Deuce, to be precise ). But I never EVER forget to wear my Legend of Zelda belt buckle. Because REAL bikers play Zelda ( during the winter off-season ).

[@eddiecaplan1908]

Same here, i ride a bmx in my leather vest!😀

[@MidwestGooner]

@@Hero_of_Legend I'm an old school biker in the offseason.....nothin' but Sonic the hedgehog . SEGA ,BITCHES!!!😎

[@Hero_of_Legend]

@@MidwestGooner As long as it's old school Sonic. The more recent ones ( as of 2006 at least ), have been notoriously bad. But yeah. Good on ya, brother! *high five*

[@IsoscelesKramer1]

Assembled right here in the USA.. *Picture shows Harley of Bangkok* hahahah so good

[@gpecaut1]

IsoscelesKramer1 I've hauled parts for Harley. Tires from France, frames from Tiawan, saddles from Mexico, Engines from Japan.

[@robertbarber464]

Harley tries really hard to keep that under wraps though, as much as they fucking charge you would think they wouldn't even need to build stuff outside the U.S.

[@locobadger3376]

Don't forget all their clothes are made overseas as well! Taiwan, Bangladesh, and the Phillipines!

[@Cleanandgood]

They are opening a factory in Thailand. Won't affect bikes here as they will only be sold in Asia, but jobs will be lost

[@stevek8829]

@@Cleanandgood jobs aren't lost if the additional plant helps create sales otherwise not made.

[@mattfoley4128]

I sent this to all my sportster friends😂😂😂

[@aaronwhite5206]

Where did that guy get his half helmet from cause I have one like that but it makes me look like I have a mushroom head and it said it was low profile is it because of the size of the helmet or just the way it looks on my head.

[@johnvogel4617]

This is like Rex-kwondo’s advice on how to be a real biker! 🤣

[@edwardluke4920]

Think I go home to Carla wearing pants like that?!!

[@grumblyone3334]

"IF YOU'RE GAAAYYY!!!" It's all in the delivery! 'Bout spit my super-duper American beer on my computer!

[@bobm9509]

You forgot the gratuitous revving of the motor at a red light. As though everyone stuck behind you didn't hear that fartburger while anxiously awaiting the passing lane.

[@theteddy1487]

I can't lie, I'm guilty of doing this 😂😂😂

[@prestobizmal]

Hahaha fartburger

[@nickhewitt1402]

actually on super hot days revving your bike at a stoplight will keep that oil flowing and keep your air cooled engine from seizing maybe

[@wyattblackwood3927]

They have to keep revving them to make sure the damn thing doesn't stall again.

[@strongbrave]

Rev the motor, it reminds the Facebook updating idiots behind you, that YOU ARE STILL AT A STOP.

[@blessedwithdeath]

hey man. can you tell me what bars are on the bike. looks like frisco but i`m not sure. i like the way it looks.

[@mroaktree1162]

I saw this video when it was new and I still say Heeeellll Yeeeaaaah! in a similar voice all the time. Had to come watch it again today after saying it. You have made a lasting impact on my life sir!

[@gungho1345]

Punching someone with a fistful of rings will accomplish ONE thing. Breaking your fingers.

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

You need wider, tighter fitting rings

[@justjoe5373]

@@TrenbologneSandwich You need a knuckle duster and to hold it the right way, all rings and if you hold them wrong knuckle dusters too will wreck the hell outta your fingers, no matter the fitting. Rings are aesthetic, they aren't made for any other purpose

[@charlespayne2002]

I guess ive been doing it wrong....

[@August377]

Hahahaa

[@daleprokop7430]

@@charlespayne2002 yeah me too...

[@jamesb6435]

I love my Harley but I love how silly all the shit is it's great!!! This is why I watch these.

[@leatherguru8904]

Don't forget the prerequisite watching of SOA.

[@jeffwyatt2256]

HELL YEAH! Your fucking hilarious brother! I appreciate your content, you got a new subscriber here man! I haven't ridden in years but just purchased my dads '98 fatboy from his estate. He passed in a car accident back in February at 59, we never got a chance to ride together so I'm getting his bike roadworthy and I'll be hitting the streets soon and I know he'll be riding along side in spirit, smiling the whole way!

[@erniegrooms9684]

Hey Josh, thanks bud! I've just recently started subscribing to some of ya'lls channels and am catching up on some of yours. THIS VID WAS AWESOME!!! Love the parody!! It's also a little disturbing that some people actually think like this.....am I right? Anyway, thoroughly enjoyed the skit!! Keep the topside up! :)

[@gpecaut1]

You forgot step 5 Quit bathing and shaving.

[@jnix5152]

😎What's the difference between bikers and motor cycle enthusiasts...Daily showers😎

[@OldManTony]

Oh shit, I’ve failed on all counts, I’ll never become a real biker. At 60 I don’t think I have enough time to adapt and change!

[@jonfindlay7838]

Fuck change! That shit's for pussies!

[@triumph_cv]

"incarcerate your head" HAHAHA. Still laughing at this vid in 2020

[@romanthegreat6900]

This is by far my favorite video you have uploaded it’s hilarious and I can’t quit watching it

[@jeremypriest4062]

"The jax teller" had me on the floor!! Effing hilarious! Love the vids man, this one is my fav!

[@Jsantos443]

The “hell yeaaaaa” gets me every time. Got me to subscribe 🤟🏻🤟🏻😂😂

[@TheInternetBlows]

"Patches for things you've never done! America!" lol

[@gandalfsstick1154]

Every time I get on my Harley road glide I only wear my vest to let my three chest pubes breath. 😎 #realbiker

[@madmungle2113]

I want a harley davidson street bob but I don't have the money so I'm stuck with a yamaha bolt but hay I got 16inch apes and Vance and hines exhaust on it

[@donaldoehl7690]

I followed all the steps in your vid and became a REAL biker. Thank you Shadetree Surgeon!!!

[@shadetreesurgeon]

HELL YEAH

[@prelxde397]

1:Stand up for yourself 2:Join a outlaw gang 3:murder 4:own a vest.

[@riffedwood5597]

"I've got one word for ya...." *Says three words* 😂

[@gurrenridin]

*_HEEEELLLLLLLLL YYYYEEEAAAAAAAH_*

[@zegtmilkman4333]

OOOOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAAAA

[@zegtmilkman4333]

Wait no that’s kool aid

[@mikedanaher3413]

I pull this video up and watch it about 3 or 4 times a year. Shade tree you are a comedy genius. You missed your calling. Ironically this video is spot on. Lol. Keep the entertainment coming and ride safe my friend. 😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@larrycollinslarrdogg8277]

dude u had me rolling on the floor, i think my face hurts from laughing so hard lmao, totally sharing this with all my friends on the facebooks lol

[@snakeies66]

If I meet you in person. I'm going to call you patches...and give you the biggest, meanest, non-homosexual real biker hug ever... and not wear a helmet doing it.

[@RoadsideChannelTX]

snakeies66 I had the honor of meeting the Surgeon at the Dirty Shame last year..... he's even funnier in person.

[@maikeli7]

And we only drink Amsoil and eat RAW MEAT! LMFAO! Loved this!!

[@brianmccann666]

How To Be A Real Biker ?? #1 Buy a Motorcycle. 🏍 #2 Ride Your Motorcycle. 🏍. #3 Ride to Live, Live to Ride.

[@JSMFMS]

Brian Mccann I thought the same thing.

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

Ride to live? CRANK 3 CONFIRMED

[@kevyn4644]

Ha. Wild Hogs😂

[@bandguy360]

You are literally the only motovlogger i like!

[@alissarobertson8840]

Great video very funny. The old Eagles Nest bar in south Sarasota back in the day was a good place to see the real.bikers .

[@LILORIONVDIESEL]

It all BALLS down to one thing being a real biker 1.) Ride all year round not just when it's 70% out and sunny By the way I've got a classic Sporty 1200 and rock it out every day don't be sportster hatin....lol

[@HeavyMetalBluegrass]

I'm a Suzuki Boulevard dude but I found this vid hilarious.

[@jakethegreat4466]

Fuck Suzuki Honda fury is where it's at brother

[@TheMissendenFlyer]

I'm in bro!

[@mattvmani]

This is absolutely freakin hilarious plus your voice is the icing on the cake

[@darioreidsr.7356]

This is my 50th time watching this!!!! You are killing me!!!! Hilarious!!!

[@druciferstaint]

"Take one for the team!"

[@teenecore]

When google/youtube knows you own a honda shadow and even they dont respect you 😢

[@BlockheadMoto]

🇺🇸🦅 #RheaaaalllBaaaaike!

[@daverichards6614]

Teaching my cousin how to ride..and this is great advanced training material.lol. The only thing missing. The German Helmut needs some bullet hole stickers on it.

[@BunzLee]

HELL YEAH. I have just bought my first bike and while I'm waiting for it to arrive, I'm practicing my mean face in front of the mirror. Thank you Shadetree for showing me how it's done - The PROPER way. I'm so pumped up on MURICA FREEDOM that eagles have started nesting on my balcony and people approach me talking in english. Good thing I have all those rings now, they help distract people from all the needle punctures I got from sewing on ALL THE PATCHES on my leather vest. Sadly, I've opted to buy a japanese bike, but I'll make up for it with AGGRESSION. Haven't got a single mile on the good ol bike yet, but let me tell you, being a biker is BRUTAL. Rock on, brother!