How to Be A REAL Man

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[@rukisghost]

I skipped the ad

[@marshaltito7232]

Nothing screams masculinity more than needing the perceived approval of strangers on your masculinity.

[@finfrog3237]

And looking up to the Try Guys lol

[@rogaldorn4759]

@@finfrog3237 Hey. If you don't look things up you stay ignorant. I don't know what in hell this is supposed to be, though the name kind of speaks volumes, to be fair. Still. Judging an action entirely disconnected from the intent is kinda cringe.

[@kd4dhk]

Seeking validation is gay... I mean not seeking validation is gay... wait.. where's my Lambo? I start feeling gay without it.

[@oldkingwis2]

Well that's how anything works. Who's more masculine? James Charles or Chuck Norris? Your answer proves my point. Masculinity is measurable by others so your point is pointless.

[@whirled_peas]

Yeah. Enjoy your pin and likes bro.

[@--zuko--]

“Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.” - Marcus Aurelius

[@VallornDeathblade]

Having read through Meditations a couple of times, my opinion of Marcus Aurelius remains "this is Roman Self-Help", and it's pretty good at that.

[@1984Phalanx]

I wanted to name our first son Marcus after him. My wife and I settled on something else. Maybe if our second child is a boy.

[@iforget6940]

@@1984Phalanx second times the charm

[@jacksonm6969]

I love that quote to no end

[@mfkent5201]

That man in general is one to look up to

[@hailynsebert7405]

the "fellas, is it gay..." thing is one of my absolute favourites. like, it never fails to make me laugh

[@connt1nu3]

FELLAS! Is it gay to eat at a RESTAURANT?! I mean, you’re LITERALLY choosing to eat another man’s MEAT!

[@ZorrotheArtist]

Fellas, is it gay to have male friends? I mean, you’re actively choosing to be in a relationship with men.

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

Fellas, is it gay to have A PELVIS? Has got to be my favorite

[@kevinmcdowell9074]

​@@connt1nu3BOOM, GOT EM!!!

[@just_bladeok2041]

​@@connt1nu3 The Vegetarian version of this would be "Fella's is it gay to eat at a restaurant I mean a man is literally tossing your salad

[@comet7676]

Shoe: "Men, do you eat raspberries?" Men: "If there's any in the fridge, yea."

[@jjosten529]

My dad wasn't around, so here I am, 28, watching a Shoe0nhead video, finally learning how to be a real man.

[@DogsRSweet]

Ain't that a sad truth for a lot of us

[@darksu6947]

Don't worry, your mother doesn't love you either.

[@knuclestheechidna5406]

You're not a real man. You're a real slouchy mouse.

[@nischaanonbracke7420]

Real men don't go buy milk alone.

[@MrFragalax]

Congrats, must be awesome to have Shoe as your dad.

[@Larry_the_Lumberjack]

How to be a man: - Be swift as a coursing river - With the force of a great typhoon - Have the strength of a raging fire - Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[@justingarssacoche]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

[@smaakjeks]

- Be good at binding your tits so nobody notices

[@smaakjeks]

@@luizmonad777 It's the recipe for defending China against the Mongol hordes.

[@infectedpotato117]

@@luizmonad777 someone didnt get the reference

[@Mitsuraga]

I like to sing every part of that song to be about a coursing river.

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

How to Be an Actual Man: Chapter 1: Don't follow or allow others to define your masculinity. The End.

[@hemireborn6450]

stupid

[@vups0]

yeah everyone will be telling u how to be a man but when will u really try to be urself instead of silly goofy youtubers making u feel gay for who u are whether ure gay straight or upside down

[@gangsupere]

honestly masculinity has a definition, anything that isnt it is femininity or neo masculinity

[@hemireborn6450]

top tier bullshit right here

[@gangsupere]

@@hemireborn6450 yeah keep telling yourself that as you cry in your room lost and hopeless

[@chasewhitmer3084]

You had me with the "comment, like, subscribe if you never committed SA" part 😂 I had to stop and actually do it

[@captainmaim]

being already subscribed, I had to silently fist-bump the screen with a look of grim satisfaction.

[@mielliot13]

I thought I was subscribed already, but thankfully I had to check after hearing that.

[@robertross45]

define 'it'

[@prska]

​@@robertross45you don't wanna know

[@benedeksz2254]

I was forced to unsubscribe

[@SuperShadowGuard]

Finally, I know how to act like a heterosexual male! All I gotta do is not eat food, not consume any drinks, not perform any activities, and not have any thoughts. Thanks for the knowledge, Shoe!

[@tiryaclearsong421]

Well you do need to sun your balls. They seem to agree on that one.

[@millsrickman7703]

I suspect there's a lot of tongue in cheek

[@DeathBYDesign666]

You can't win this scenario, you have to think about it to make use of it and you know all the rest might be difficult as well. 😂

[@GeorgePerakis]

Just be a golem, bro.

[@Ichigoeki]

Nah, real men are doers! By doing nothing you are submitting to the whims of everyone around you, and submitting males are not men. /s 😂😂

[@mohnjayer]

Finally, me, a real man who enjoys nothing and hopes to die while doing the most strenuous work possible, gets the recognition he deserves.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Too bad you're going to slip getting out of the shower and crack your head on the toilet you forgot to flush. Just like the rest of us!

[@gretbruh7366]

@@bobterwilliger5421 Or get the nearest big buff dude to blow out your back, that works too.

[@DevineInnovations]

Thanks Bob Saget

[@johnwinter2252]

@Bob Terwilliger Then have a secret gay life for 20 years

[@crazywyvern4704]

Sadly enough, that's basically me, not by choice I just don't have anything I really enjoy

[@SirMevan]

Sh0e: *Tea is gay, soy is gay* Gigachad Samurai who drank green tea each morning to calm their mind and ate protein-rich tofu to keep their gainz before going to battle for 400 years: *Am I a joke to you?* 🤣Keep up the good work Sh0e!

[@TheSedition666]

Cries in British

[@hiddenwoodsben]

oha, weeb detected. as if a 5ft lad writing poetry that doesnt even rhyme could be even the lowestform of chad.

[@CrabTastingMan]

@@hiddenwoodsben not to mention Hagakure which is a guidebook on samurai ways glorifies blind unquestioning obedience unto death just like how ex-muslims warn Islam is a death cult. 80% tax rates causing peasants to commit infanticides (“mabiki”) until it is normalized… (Sato Nobuhiro gave specific numbers in the 19th century per region and concluded on avg, 1/3 households committed infanticide every year), not objecting to this injustice and stoically obeying your lord unquestioningly is like ShoeOnHead says, kissing boot = beta Not to mention wakashudo boy toys for rampant pederasty I mentioned up there… 😂

[@Marcell2aG]

One of the funniest memes I've seen says "Fellas, is it gay to exist? I mean....other men exist....🤔🤔🤔"

[@DaDuckfr_____]

IS IT 𝗚𝗔𝗬 to BREATHE I mean you're 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 breathing in DICK particles

[@vtr0104]

As a LEGO collector and model kit builder, I can indeed confirm that, after a ship's construction has been completed, there are ALWAYS whooshing noises to confirm its space-worthiness and combat capabilities.

[@vehicleunhandler]

well you are certified to join the space force you are also a combat engineer congrats you will have fun in that military branch i hope you had fun with the space force you dont have to go in battles

[@kvj1989]

Puss

[@vehicleunhandler]

@@kvj1989 the one who said that to a person who had a fun hobby and not pressed by some bs social norms unlike you is a real soy boy let us freely do shit we want if its legal

[@IS-BE-yt7jk]

Wonderful comment, im imagining and im jealous, somehow i cant do that anymore :(

[@vehicleunhandler]

@@IS-BE-yt7jk why? everything is possible

[@joshuaking3731]

Fun story. Back in 2010, while in yhe Marine Corps and on deployment, we stopped in Australia for some leave. A large group of us decided to see what the land down under had to offer. We stopped in a bar for a few drinks, and everyone grabbed some beer. I hadn't had much alcohol at that point in time, and didn't like the taste of beer. So I bought a strawberry daiquiri. As you can imagine, the woman behind the counter gave me a strange look, and when I got the drink back to the table, I was ribbed pretty hard by the other guys. Once I started drinking it, I thought it was pretty good. So I offered a sip to one of my friends in the group. He was shocked at how much alcohol was sitting in the bottom. It made its way around the table, and everyone was surprised as well. You can imagine the woman's face when nine marines walked up to her counter and each bought a strawberry daiquiri.

[@magnesiafrost1863]

Good story. You should drink what you like not what others think is masculine/feminine depending on your gender.

[@joshuaking3731]

@magnesiafrost1863 I agree. Sometimes, the most fruity and sweet drinks are the most potant. Sometimes, the most "manly" drinks pack no punch. However, it can get hard when you're in a large group of people you know.

[@TheRafark]

I’m a straight guy and I like my drinks fruity and sweet because I like sweet food

[@ThorneinSide]

Those drinks strong as shit too.

[@corncobbob2326]

did they apologize or admit they were wrong. why tf do people think fruity drinks are masculine vs not? why gender drinks? fruit-themed drinks mix a lot of stuff which most likely leads to higher alcohol in a glass than some beers out there.

[@fatman7462]

10:00 uncle iroh is just flipping everyone the bird from the spirit realm after hearing that one

[@wills.876]

uncle iroh my beloved 🥹

[@thebudyentertainmentchanne8845]

12:57 "I'm getting mixed messages here" I've been getting those since the beginning 😂

[@BackFromPurgatory]

I didn't think people like this actually existed in the real world until I had a therapists appointment with a woman who straight up told me that it wasn't appropriate for me to have problems as a man. That was my first and last appointment with her.

[@kybercat7]

imagine all the poor guys who didnt leave from phychs like that because they trusted them as a professional to help them

[@grubbygeorge2117]

Did a person like that actually get a therapist's license? Hearing of experiences like this makes me not want to seek out therapy ever.

[@toonamikid]

You should have reported her.

[@kayae5069]

That goes against the ethical codes psychologists adhere to. You could report her.

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

100 dollars for a punching bag seems like a good deal. Especially when they move around and help you practice on moving targets.

[@joelarocho2594]

"Is having heterosexual sex, homosexual?" This fucking killed me.

[@asusmctablet9180]

90% of this stuff is Russian trolls. Shoe is a Tulsi fan so probably all her recommends now are Russian orc propaganda.

[@potapotapotapotapotapota]

it's homosexual to be killed, only real man don't unalive

[@Zantreful]

Liking feminine things = gay. Liking women = gay. Sex with women = super gay. Real men only have sex with other men. Checkmate.

[@stihlsavvy666]

Im also confused, Im a man but I’ve never felt the urge to wear a dress, does this make me a toxic bigot?

[@cumcumcum148]

So by analogy having a gay sex is a straightest thing to do 🤔

[@Plagiarism-at-its-finest]

9:49 Pokémon diamond is obviously the best flavor

[@ToneRL.]

agreed

[@terryb3102]

Back in the 1980's there was a humor book titled "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" , this sounds like an updated version of that.

[@nategwright]

They really took "fellas, is it gay to kiss a woman" too serious

[@dylanmorgan5589]

It is. Nothing is more feminine than a female therefore kissing a female is bringing too much feminine energy into your life and that's gay. You gotta drink cum and do steroids to get a double Y chromosome. Nothing is manlier than creating a new form of down syndrome.

[@garbage2882]

I love this quote so much

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

It's only gay to kiss a woman if that woman was born with a penis

[@thejester1117]

Yes it is, it is also straight to fuck a femboy

[@aspieboy74]

Chad: A real Christian man doesn't have long hair. Jesus: (visibly confused)

[@ethanwhitehead2085]

Well, technically Jesus isn't a Christian; he was a Jewish Rabbi apparently.

[@americankid7782]

@@ethanwhitehead2085 yeah then the Europeans got involved

[@C0m3TSw1tch]

Samson: am I a joke to you?

[@bladerunner8146]

@@ethanwhitehead2085 you are wrong Jesus founded Christianity and was the first Christian he was never a Jewish Rabbi let me correct your ignorance from your poor American education it was the Jewish people who got the romans to kill Jesus its actual one of the major reasons why Jewish people are so disliked in Europe and by some Christians

[@bladerunner8146]

@@americankid7782 lucky they did they created some of the greatest civilizations in history of humanity

[@DragonMan5643]

I mean, one could argue that being gay is manlier than being straight. You love being a man so much that the only partner you could connect with is another man.

[@Pudcup]

Honestly, based.

[@goldenageofrap5899]

Ha! Funny😂😂😂

[@The_Trident_Master]

I’m not sure that’s how it works

[@sikness1924]

Ask ancient greeks and romans

[@christophernigro9137]

Fellas, is it gay to be straight? I mean…

[@nogoodatpvp]

I always find it funny when someone says they are an alpha because all I think of when I hear alpha is an alpha build for a game. So basically what I’m saying is broken and riddled with flaws.

[@Selverna]

"How to Be A REAL Man" According to pre-2010's Disney, "You, must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon."

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

Meanwhile, that movie was filled with homoerotic undertones

[@SnifferSock]

That song will never not go hard.

[@SubieNinja]

TAKE me to the bathroom! cause I've got..... THE RUNNNNNS

[@cellyzs]

Always thought it was funny that men have to be mysterious Just imagining everyman walking around in trench coat and sunglasses

[@Ninja_Koopa]

Facts.

[@smokyprogg]

Okay but let's be real "Going to Hooters is a gender affirming experience" is a legitimately hilarious tweet

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

Most of those tweets are fire, just not in the way their authors intended lmao

[@ruidechen]

I absolutely busted my guts when that tweet came on.

[@Baalaaxa]

Yeah, that guy has to definitely be an Alpha Male. (It reads in his Twitter handle).

[@broco1163]

Gonna be honest, after all these tweets, I feel like both the most masculine and least masculine dude on the planet

[@proudbrogressive315]

Imagine calling yourself "alpha male" unironically.

[@Bilou-Man]

the self projection of those dudes is crazy

[@DJTourniquet]

These are funny, but the side commentary in-between really makes the show 🤣🤣🤣 Good work Sh0e, you are hilarious!

[@Dzeroed]

"Nothing gay men hate more than strong men in beards" got me 😂

[@BallisticStigmata]

I’m a guy who has a 9/10 beard and has done beard modeling in the past. Can confirm: Gay men hit on me all the time. 😂

[@borrenth92]

@@therainman7777 it is... beard modeling. 🎅

[@DevineInnovations]

@@therainman7777 I know Hand Models is a think

[@johnwinter2252]

@@therainman7777 I don't know but I have a beard and gay men flirt with me and always make things awkward. I'm also tall and they like to mention my height.

[@cliftonjames785]

@@therainman7777 its a real thing. Beard modeling makes more sense than hand modeling imo lol

[@jonathankozenko]

Only Shoe0nHead can make a 20 minute video where every second is both delightful and painful

[@SlurMaster9000]

It's like paying a leather-clad BBW to stomp on my balls, except free.

[@reaping-equally]

Aphrodite in human form.

[@dominicdoherty7208]

@@reaping-equallynah, Echidna fs

[@rayakoth]

Watching Shoe0nHead is a gender affirming experience.

[@CaptainRosi]

Simp

[@nowaytoisop8776]

My transformers collection hasn't cheated on me, stood me up, degraded me, or freaked out at me in public...

[@pyrogameiack5722]

15:05 that is bordering eugenics

[@Snow.Frostborne_Ch]

What is a man? “A miserable pile of secrets!” ~Dracula

[@StonyK4ng]

Enough talk...Have at you!!

[@Rafeku1]

yes yes yes yes

[@AlinaAniretake]

I know that reference)

[@PepaIng]

I like this definition more than I should

[@brenscott5416]

There we are, I was waiting to see it the moment she asked

[@PikemanxPete]

I just liked how if you put all these things together to compile their idea of a "perfectly manly man" it pretty much is just a feral gorilla in heat.

[@DevineInnovations]

return to monke

[@PrebleStreetRecords]

Life goals.

[@ffwast]

Return to monkey

[@bebedor_de_cafe3272]

based

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Not even, gorillas are actually pretty peaceful compared to Great Apes as a whole. Your thinking of a raging Chimpanzee, a quarter the size but FAR more dangerous an animal because they are much more likely to attack unprovoked because they are actually much more afraid of the local predators.

[@goyim14eight]

*taps phone 10xs to skip ad ~sees June w a knife asking if I skipped 😆😂

[@paranoidmexican648]

0:24 so high I heard you say hunting wood and chopping mammoths in my head 😂

[@alphaprimus7794]

Now we need "How to Be A REAL Woman". Make it happen, June! Show us how it's done!

[@barbarabaker1457]

Oh my gosh YES.

[@Sir-Red]

I smell new series

[@alex9x9]

Since when are you two on first name terms? Get back on the Mommy Shoe wagon with the rest of the weebs

[@TripleSBreakdowns]

The comments she'll probably find for "How to Be A REAL Woman" - Be better than men, beat men, don't take orders from men, order men around, don't have sex with men, don't be in relationships with men, don't even think about men etc

[@alphaprimus7794]

@@alex9x9 But what if I am not a weeb?

[@natsuthefireeater5477]

I love the “if you smile a lot, you are not a man. Smiling means you are not a threat” when generally showing your teeth is a definite sign of aggression in like every carnivore on the planet.

[@eemoogee160]

Tara Reid said that Biden would smile when angry

[@Xxsorafan]

Maybe that works for dogs but human teeth are blunt and not intimidating

[@natsuthefireeater5477]

@@Dysiode not like we have canines for tearing into meat or anything like that right? lol. i think she should go smile at an aggressive dog and see the results.

[@wildfire9280]

@@Dysiode They can’t be that bad right?

[@ruidechen]

Straight up a child's way of thinking what's manly or not

[@violet_steak3412]

Imma be honest, Shoeonhead is the funniest youtuber i have watched. Sure, her videos aren't as chaotic as a Smii7y video or as brain dead as a THERUSSIANBADGER video, but the jokes she makes talking about a topic is hilarious, modern and stays on topic. A+ channel.

[@SansINess53]

"Fascinating creatures" Now I already know what you are thinking

[@OneClownShoe]

All this time I thought being a gay man meant that you were sexually attracted to other men. Thanks for this video, Shoe. Now I have to tell my wife the bad news about how I drink coffee, juice and enjoy a cocktail every once in a while.

[@FMD-FullMetalDragon]

I drink coffee too.

[@kittylitty01]

Yo same I’m now gay

[@stingrae789]

There were some other things too 😔my poor wife isn't quite sure what to do. /s Like wow some people actually believe that liking women's bits is gay or uhh shockingly 'childish'. Oh I said wow, that just nails it. Best get a grindr profile going....

[@saifag6685]

personally im bisexual but sadly now i have to tell my gf im gay :(

[@mycatistypingthis5450]

There is probably a way in which she's not a woman. Weird gender definitions are not just for men.

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

"You want the state to control you? You wanna lick the boot? _Bottom behavior."_ Holy shit you fucking killed him

[@crimsonbladewielder1975]

That’s very bottom behavior ngl

[@marshallsweatherhiking1820]

Poor and middle class right wingers are certainly class cucked betas. Being on the left is not about asking for handouts from the bourgeoisie-owned state. It's about taking back what should be yours, i.e. stolen labor value, by force if necessary.

[@wispyjazz2711]

Shoe with a knife is pretty neat :>

[@MahBok78]

I remember that seat belt issue through the 80s & 90s. There used to be age separations on who had to wear them & who didn't.

[@jonathangarcia8124]

"Being clean shaven is gay" "Those who grow beards are self conscious and gay" Me standing in my bathroom with a razor blade: WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

[@danieldsantiagorodriguez4955]

Shave half your face, the contradicting states of being cancel eachother out and you ascend as the truest manly man of them all.

[@DantesInferno96]

I really wanna grow a beard but the management at the hospital said doctors aren't allowed to keep a beard so I can't. It sucks ass.

[@alexmitchell2581]

Mustache only from here on out

[@zackfiat607]

@@DantesInferno96 Imagine beard hair land inside the wound as you sew it up. Shuddering imagining it lol

[@lugoorstar]

@@DantesInferno96 gay not by nature. But gay by force.

[@ice44567]

Shoe continues to prove to near 100% certainty that social media was a mistake

[@Cmoney01010]

It's the great filter man. I fear for the future.

[@TodAG69]

Those tweets sounded like something my buddy would say. He's also a homeless autistic with schizophrenia & PTSD and on SSI. So yea, he's a bit "odd".

[@ScrappyXGC]

@@Cmoney01010 I'm not dating another chick till I see everything on her feeds... and the wife signs over the kids to me 🤔or she just says "okay". Lady lets me buy all the guns and ammo we can afford, don't want to piss her off. She hits what she wants to hit with a rifle. (Shoots too damn slow though, still she hits) Wonderful to have a woman that trusts you with other women.

[@spikeysnack]

You know the rules and so do I

[@thesuperginge1348]

Nah, helps the rest of us ridicule them rather than them going unnoticed until they are sat around in the bars and pubs spreading their "wisdom"

[@pyrogameiack5722]

5:37 suounds like the last thing a japanese man thought before kamikazeing

[@Hezekiah-qd7ql]

You’re the type of teacher schools needed back then.

[@PeteysPonderings1220]

I appreciate that you learned what a man is and can do by the end. 1- be miserable 2- self loathing 3- die in a horrible manner. Thanks for the videos, you help me be more manly. Now excuse me while I sun my balls and run into battle buck naked. 🙃

[@jedoh2799]

Horrible entirely preventable manner*

[@karl-erlendmikalsen5159]

it sounds like me that a real man should die from persistent and acute listeria and salmonella infections.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@jedoh2799 I think running balls out into battle with a perfect bronze tan is the least terrible way to go out of all these options lol.

[@danielreborn4707]

I'm afraid that sunbathing Your balls and running buck naked is gay, only die in battle is allowed 😂.

[@eduardorocadas9968]

and sexually assault all women

[@Dredan143]

My idea of a "good" man is literally just be a good person with some masculinity sprinkled in. Protect those you care for, have integrity, be yourself, and sun your balls for at least 1 hour a day. All just normal things to do.

[@alncdr]

Hard to sun ma balls when it's -6°C and cloudy

[@cantnevercould9660]

But what exactly is masculinity?

[@tiryaclearsong421]

@@cantnevercould9660 Sunned balls

[@jimnpen8451]

Shit I'm missing the sun on balls..

[@ShadeHeart94]

Ain't got that kind of time. Once a week will have to do XD

[@jamesaimshigher]

Finally, the news reporter mother figure ive always needed

[@jonnycarcano]

I like margaritas. I like the idea of margaritas, at the very least. Making a tequila Slurpee just sounds awesome.

[@MinneapolisRaven]

I really hate the not wearing a seatbelt thing. I learned to fly before I learned to drive, and turbulence in a small plane is insane. As my instructor once said: "It's really hard to fly from the back seat." Seriously, wear your seatbelt. It's not about safety, it's about CONTROL.

[@reaping-equally]

Yeah, if you're getting turbulence in a land craft that seatbelt probably isn't going to save you.

[@georgeford6056]

Not a lot of turbulence in the car. "Control" from wearing a seatbelt is a myth because unless you are off-roading, the only time you will be thrown from behind the wheel is after the catastrophic impact has already occurred.

[@James-fc5tj]

@@georgeford6056 High G turns in performance cars are a thing too, I feel like the shape of the seat matters more here though. High G braking is a thing also and the seatbelt will help there.

[@christopherterzakos6118]

Real men crash out the wind shields. Why would I wanna be in that car it crashed.

[@ruidechen]

These drones thinking it's somehow not masculine to wear seatbelt are baffling to me. Like if we want to use masculine ideas, the fact you'd selfishly increase your chance of dying if you get into a car accident means you're a terrible protector of your family. Who's going to look after and serve your family once you kicked the bucket all because of a dumb decision to not wear a seatbelt? Sounds pretty unmasculine to me

[@DanteBrian]

The animated/true “Mulan” already told us how to be a man: 1. Swift as the coursing river 2. With all the force of a great typhoon 3. With all the strength of a raging fire 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon.

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

Meanwhile, that movie was full of homoerotic undertones

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@GrndAdmiralThrawn HUH?!?

[@annebruecks7381]

I love you.

[@jewelsvermin8866]

@@GrndAdmiralThrawn As a nongay I need you to point out those undertones.

[@ScrappyXGC]

I really have no idea what you're talking about. I research it after I go pee on the fire. Letting it burn down. I'm a man, probably forget to by the time I get back.

[@VanHelsing4317]

Fun fact: the 3 point seatbelt was invented by Volvo and they didn’t put a patent on it so the people could have saver cars

[@G30KR]

Love your vids!

[@Ghost3210]

Everyone is asking "What is a man?" but nobody is asking "How are you, man?" Hope you all do well my lovely guys, girls, everyone in between and beyond. 😎👍

[@daviouscram2101]

Well you see no one gives a shit about men. But unfortunately society needs men to get shit done.

[@Egg187]

Doing good king. How bout you?

[@kadenstimpson3167]

A miserable little pile of secrets

[@justingarssacoche]

Theres no in between but thx you too

[@Chubbajawa]

@@justingarssacoche What do you mean?

[@mortthepirate6318]

"Do these men make spaceship-y sounds?" Yes, yes we do. Also, if anyone wants to talk building models I'm down to try and convert who ever to my favorite wargames

[@notaword1136]

Ok, ok, how the hell do I get into Warhammer? Because I really want to, the snippets of lore I've gotten make out sound like the craziest, coolest bullshit around! Also gunpla

[@GeorgePerakis]

@@notaword1136 Okay the first step is to become a millionaire the next step is to start playing the Imperial Guard and literally flood the table with models. Alternatively, invest in 3D printing equipment and a good lawyer in case GW comes after you.

[@notaword1136]

@@GeorgePerakis damn, I have a 3d printer, but I am a shit lawyer. Do you know anyone good at subverting copyright law?

[@jareddemarzo8196]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@jareddemarzo8196]

@@notaword1136 It is indeed a wealth of crazy cool bullshit. I'd start with Bricky's channel, he has a two part series explaining all Warhammer factions.

[@Mono_The_Archivist]

17:30 if you dont use water consider yourself an opp

[@Bosacius217]

3:38 he literally described the perfect girlfriend

[@RedlinePush]

The most "beta" thing a man can do is worry about what is alpha or beta.

[@spiderjerusalim]

BASED

[@ahogammer6895]

FAXX! Why isn't this more liked?

[@alpharoo2581]

That's why sigma was invented. The irony is if you claim to be a sigma you are still stuck in the maze of identity projection

[@indeepjable]

what? we may share the same first name but that isnt comparable, i thought things like "alpha" and "beta" were originally falsely invented by some guy studying wolves in captivity

[@indeepjable]

very actively worrying. yet good to know

[@matilozano96]

In my experience, being a man consists in accepting that no one gives a shit about you, and your responsibility to yourself is to become strong and self sufficient enough to not let it bother you or cripple you. Learn to be happy and functional on your own, and maybe someone will appreciate it. But don't depend on external validation because you're definitely not gonna get it all the time.

[@Maniacman2030]

This is exactly it. The only time anyone says you're a "Beta" in the Manosphere is when you allow others to decide how you live your life and what to think and believe. Not to let the false perception propagated on Social Media influence you. People only see the good and opulence there and completely rearrange their perceptions in some vain attempt to reach THAT while completely ignorant of what it usually takes to get there. If you always try to be someone else, you'll never find out who you really are and so you'll feel "lost" forever.

[@Tushar_Talwar_09]

Based

[@Noahmarciano]

My family and friends care about me, and I’m sure yours care about you. I get what you are saying 100%, we are responsible for ourselves and should not always depend on others. BUT, I also think it’s important to fall on others when you need their help! I think that attitude of “it’s me against the world,” is not a good way to live a life. Community is important and it should be embraced - you can disagree but this is my philosophy.

[@blakegrimes3557]

Everyone should do this, not just men

[@bnemel5]

@@Noahmarciano they pretend to care but don't actually, except maybe your family

[@lordofthunder4065]

9:06 Shoe, it is with great disapointment I must confess: I made unsolicited eye contact once

[@dragonbeast-rs3no]

I like the way she says "balls"

[@jasonlee3392]

I was born in June, most days drink hot chocolate, I discuss issues with my coworkers, I am married to a woman (who I first asked out on a date) and we enjoy heterosexual intercourse together. Thanks to this video, I've now realised that I'm gay.

[@darksu6947]

Top or bottom? You're kind of cute. 😁

[@3gou]

so glad to finally meet junes son, no surprise he ended up being gay. This is the exact situation you’d see in bidens America

[@jasonlee3392]

@@3gou 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonlee3392]

@@darksu6947 Oh stop. *blushes*

[@finfrog3237]

Microplastics be that way

[@Pauli-dg2yv]

As the great FilthyFrank once said: If you are comfortable of who you are, you don't need to scream it out or flex it

[@jedaye47]

Ey b0sss

[@grzegorzswist]

Filthy Frank has always been a father figure to me.

[@cameronf.4119]

A wave of nostalgia runs through my body when the name “filthy Frank” is mentioned

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

I miss papa Franku so much 😭

[@randomrealistictone2231]

Tell that to the countless "child free" posts on TikTok. I'm ok with anyone being child free by choice but if you constantly need it flex it for all to see. You're just coping at this point If you even look at their account, they have posting for hours at a time and you realize they are chronically online.

[@darp4602]

Holy protecting Batman!

[@jakelynch5113]

this has been a very wild and confusing ride 😂

[@UncannyVallium]

Matt Walsh: "What is a woman?" Shoe: "Men, what are they?" Questions for the ages.

[@godsmackvv11]

Tis 2022 after all. But I'm just your friendly attack-helicopter. Pronouns: Brrt/Whoosh (This is a joke but anymore you can never be too careful. :eyeroll:

[@philspaghet]

@@godsmackvv11 Nah I'm gonna take you seriously :P

[@matthewgerdes9184]

Diogenes holding a plucked chicken: Behold a man!

[@ssnaut1871]

@@godsmackvv11 you are not to far off remember twitch moderator who called herself deerself ? She wanted her viewers to calll himself a deer . 😅

[@godsmackvv11]

@@ssnaut1871 Omg I forgot about that! But true lol

[@DrThrax4]

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” ― C.S. Lewis. Feels like it applies here too. Thank you for going through this drivel so we don't have to.

[@americankid7782]

“The difference between a Man and a Child is the size of there toys” - my father after buying a truck

[@chrissibersky4617]

"My butt's been wiped!" - Joe Biden

[@prithyachan333]

"My balls itch" -Me

[@NachtEule71]

It's ironic that the guy with a pentagram profile picture is quoting one of the most intelligent theologic scholars in the Cristian world.

[@chrissibersky4617]

@@NachtEule71 Well satanism comes from Christendom. There is no other source for the Devil than Judaism and it's offsprings. They base everything on what Christian, Jewish and muslim scholars has thought up. So it's not ironic that he quoted a Christian scholar, it's logic. But it's ironic if he doesn't turn it on it's head. But I don't know if CS' quote is explicit Christian. It's just dumb. Everyone should always strive to become something bigger and better all life through, not stop because you feel that you're an adult.

[@patrickmanasco5905]

Ima drink wine at the bar just to upset people😂

[@pcR_23]

sunned balls is WILD

[@steynbarneveld7211]

I can indeed confirm I have never committed SA on a woman, or anyone for that matter. Truly an incredible feat, something praise worthy, not something that is just common sense.

[@jakehildebrand1824]

Crazy world we live in, isn't it.

[@enigmaticallis3110]

As someone who has been SAed I want to personally thank you for not being a rapey POS 💯💯!!! Respect ✨ 💜💚💜💚

[@monmusuaficionado2132]

Pfft gay

[@SteelAtomic]

​@@monmusuaficionado2132for not being a rapist?? 💀💀💀

[@monmusuaficionado2132]

@@SteelAtomic obviously

[@jushinkane1244]

"Licking coochie is worse than cocaine addiction." That one hit me really hard. I have tried to get clean of that stuff for years and I just can´t do it. I just can´t...

[@shroomer8294]

The choocie or the cocaine

[@psimonkane1]

"hey does this smell like coke to you?"

[@stauguastine]

@@shroomer8294 😆🤣😂🤣😆

[@Baalaaxa]

I know man. Licking coochie is like sniffing cocaine. And licking cocaine is like sniffing coochie.

[@paulgibbon5991]

Remember, the first hit is free.

[@pyrogameiack5722]

13:18 there are no muscles you can train in the penis, it works via blood

[@crackineggs9510]

You said to comment whether or not I have ever committed sexual assault on a woman, and I'm here to say I absolutely have not.

[@liannemarie2504]

My husband was an Army Ranger AND played video games. Now, he's a structural engineer and plays videos games

[@bluemoonrpg326]

Careful now some 5ft alpha red pill turd online will say he’s a simp and not a man because he doesn’t understand female nature. Lol I never understood these incels hate towards video games

[@liannemarie2504]

@@bluemoonrpg326 seriously! I spent our courtship watching him play skyrim and loved it! He also lifts weights and builds things but people are so weird about video games

[@asusmctablet9180]

Sounds gay

[@suursuits7637]

Does he play Factorio?

[@liannemarie2504]

@@suursuits7637 I have no clue 🤷‍♀️

[@greenspiraldragon]

A real man doesn't give a crap what other people say and just does whatever he wants regardless of wether others think it's feminine or not.

[@oldworldblues4953]

Based, we are what we choose to be, never care what others say

[@MEPHISTOPHELESw]

I know that sounds poetic and cool but it's incorrect. Being a man requires masculinity which counters femininity. Being a masculine man turns whatever you are doing masculine, from scrapbooking to painting your nails. Being a feminine man can make weightlifting look gay as fuck. You can't look masculine getting a dick in the ass though, meat or rubber. That's probably the one exception. Or in the mouth.

[@inksoldier5544]

only a dude with massive insecurities and fears would keep suppressing a desire to slap on cat ears and thigh highs

[@MitridatedCarbon]

Exactly.

[@xg2513]

this. this is how i was raised

[@oryantge]

I love you for saying pellow. Makes me feel better for saying melk.

[@darnellkaiser7649]

You may not like it, but the Grinch is the peak form of manliness.

[@pbdparkbiz602]

This is the comment I was looking for 💪🏽

[@kmonti1]

An alpha male's daily schedule: 4:00: wallow in self-pity 4:30: stare into the abyss 5:00: solve world hunger, tell no one 5:30: jazzercise (wait, nvm, that's gay) 6:30: dinner with himself (he can't cancel that again) 7:00: wrestle with self-loathing

[@pbdparkbiz602]

@Bob Terwilliger well, a fight it is. You know the abandoned strip mall in midtown close to the Walmart? Meet me there tomorrow around 3pm. I'll have the SpongeBob shirt on.....

[@themonsterintheattic]

Shoe: doesn’t upload for a decade Also shoe: here’s 28 videos Edit: mommy liked my comment

[@hopeeternal7470]

Depends on how much brain rot she suffers from Twitter within a given amount of time.

[@themonsterintheattic]

@@hopeeternal7470wrong

[@jeffreypmurphy2352]

@@hopeeternal7470 she only survives by distributing said rot among her si-... Err... Fans

[@krash2fast99]

Found the leftists 😂

[@ArborealOreo]

It must be because she gained a bunch of new subs recently, on account of her under a minute videos.

[@Pudcup]

Fellas, can't I just play video games in peace?

[@sholto7]

I've never seen so many ways to be gay since reading the track listings on all the An*l Cu*t albums.

[@kieranperreaultdit-morin9262]

Being an alpha male but being so insecure and uncomfortable around other people who don’t think or act exactly like you is such a beautiful inconsistency

[@lmoral222]

IDK if beautiful is the right word.

[@aprilcaca]

this reeks of hypocrisy

[@MegaPompoen]

I like to think of "alpha males" in a software context: unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws and not fit for the public.

[@milanberghout9854]

Dont you think being both an “alpha” and insecure is a contradiction? I wouldnt say someone falls in a “alpha” stereotype if they are insecure

[@Maniacman2030]

And this is why, in most parts of the Manosphere, you're taught to focus on yourself instead of falling into the social media trap of both vying for the approval of others and letting other people try to TELL YOU what a "real man" is. It focuses mostly on self-improvement in a space that Men can actually occupy together, which is why outlets like Kotaku, Vox and others will try to slander it, because they can't have Men who aren't slaves to someone else's whims. Will some try to sell dating or hookup advice? Sure, but the MAJORITY of them are about self-improvement. Some of us even push MGTOW, which is ignoring the dating/marriage/hookup scene all together to FOCUS on that self-improvement. For the ones who date though, why are people so offended when Men have Standards, but don't bat an eyelash when a Woman talks about hers? Some of these outlets even try to sell that WOMEN should decide what "Real Man" is. "A Real Man would (x)!" I'm not accusing anywhere here of saying it, but the Manosphere gets a bad rap from people who have both never watched or listened to it and have only ever heard small clips with no context. No, we don't care what you do or say, but we do care about being SLANDERED by completely ignorant people.

[@RaiJolt2]

Less than a minute in and I'm already laughing my thigh high socks off.

[@TryingtoTellYou]

Yeah I still think you're weird lol

[@ScrappyXGC]

Pantyhose are warm. Learned that back in Scouts. Got to be manly enough to wear them though.

[@ScrappyXGC]

@@beneficent2557 He secretly told you he's wearing thigh high stay up stockings without a garter belt. Hella sexy... on a chick.

[@beanindividual4000]

@@ScrappyXGC they're pretty kinky and they are quite nice to the touch. I don't think you lose masculine points for realizing and appreciating this.

[@RaiJolt2]

@@bilbobaggins9451 I actually don't have thigh high socks, I just said that for the bit, but I was wearing leggings.They're SUPER comfertable

[@dannygjk]

A lot of these are hilarious. 😂

[@charlesb9602]

Sheo makes me laugh. She's done this for so many years now.

[@soulsearcher9620]

Shoe continues to find all the dumbest people on the planet and remind us that no matter how dumb our friends might be, they aren't this bad.

[@corvus8638]

@@gurunext The internet exists on the planet dummy

[@Thundrecea]

Shout-out to my friends, never heard any takes nearly this brain-dead from them.

[@corvus8638]

@@gurunext Yes because it was unnecessary since the planet includes the internet. I’m saying this only because you thought it was necessary to “correct” OP

[@SWATEngi]

The end message is spot on, being a man is being able to say "I don't give a shit about what you think I should do or eat, I'm going to do it and try and stop me"

[@AlFasGD]

Masculinity reeks when you challenge others to take you down and they cuck out

[@Cov930]

Exactly . As men we pretty have solve our problem’s with either you’re going to fight me or not an if not shut your mouth about me an F off . Simply as that . Seriously. We don’t do this petty emotional revenge that takes a month to unleash like women do

[@TheAlwaysPrepared]

I agree with the secound part of your message.@@Cov930

[@hrthrhs]

Yeah but if what you want to do or eat is stupid or unhelpful to you, then you should probs change or atleast admit you're a loser. A better version of what you were trying to say is a man doesn't change for other people, he only changes to improve himself.

[@SWATEngi]

@@hrthrhs If that is better for you, then have at it.

[@amandaszymczak388]

I am new to your content but I love it! Thank you for voicing opinions of most regular chicks 😂

[@sharonpoliakov9752]

why is it when she says subscribe, the subscribe button does a cute animation? 9:13

[@CoMa-rj8gv]

My urologist and my dermatologist both said the melanoma they found on my testicles was, and I quote, "The most masculine thing they'd ever seen."

[@thegaminghole1358]

makes sense

[@telendar_]

You went to the dermatologist? Men don't do that.

[@PokeAmp]

@@telendar_ he went to a Dr hes not a man at all

[@atlas_vash]

"If I see a man drinking tea I assume hes gay" *me sweating nervously hearing that while being a straight southern man who drinks an exorbitant amount of sweet tea*

[@Jays_video_watcher]

As a southerner. I hear you. If you can’t feel it on your teeth after you drink it, it weren’t sweet enough.

[@atlas_vash]

@@Jays_video_watcher ya really gotta taste the diabeetus

[@naturessacrifice8265]

I drink black coffee as a gay femboy. Although sweet tea is pretty goddamn good, I just prefer a swig of espresso.

[@aetherius6221]

@@naturessacrifice8265 well hey, there's a nice stiff... coffee for you here at my place!

[@jinduicer4722]

I understand that but drinking it everyday is crazy

[@gyarmatidavid9760]

i saw this recommendation of you trying to figure men out next to brandon herrera shooting a .50 BMG gatling gun

[@geckoarmy4791]

9:46 ive never seen an ice cream truck irl before, do they really exist😂

[@richardjohnson4052]

I should also point out that I have: changed diapers, raised two children while their mother ran off to 'explore her sexuality', worked at a job I hated to pay the bills and feed my children, learned to cook healthy meals to feed my kids, never learned to do a French Braid, called an ex-gf to explain puberty to my 13-yr daughter, took my kids clothes shopping, taught my daughter to sew clothes and repair a house.

[@paulbier2182]

I hope you banged the ex girlfriend

[@adumate6543]

Peak masculinity

[@echo5327]

You sir are a hero

[@richardjohnson4052]

@@echo5327 No. not a hero. Just someone who had a job to do and did it to the best of my ability. without whining.

[@echo5327]

@@richardjohnson4052 regardless, Godspeed to you

[@askingshoe2]

Shoe0nHead: What is a Man? Dracula: A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

[@deathmorphosis]

As soon as she finished posing the question, I was going "SAY THE LINES GOD DAMN IT" in my head. This comment makes up for it.

[@fostxswire1600]

Richter does not approve of this message.

[@GCTSK]

18:37 Me being born in october: Lets goooooooooooooooooooo

[@blueSeele]

Man, that wolf study just did irreperable damage, huh.