How to Be A REAL Man

[@Shoe0nHead]

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[@taliii8609]

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[@TammyTheRat]

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[@themonsterintheattic]

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[@Shoe0nHead]

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[@rukisghost]

I skipped the ad

[@marshaltito7232]

Nothing screams masculinity more than needing the perceived approval of strangers on your masculinity.

[@finfrog3237]

And looking up to the Try Guys lol

[@rogaldorn4759]

@@finfrog3237 Hey. If you don't look things up you stay ignorant. I don't know what in hell this is supposed to be, though the name kind of speaks volumes, to be fair. Still. Judging an action entirely disconnected from the intent is kinda cringe.

[@kd4dhk]

Seeking validation is gay... I mean not seeking validation is gay... wait.. where's my Lambo? I start feeling gay without it.

[@oldkingwis2]

Well that's how anything works. Who's more masculine? James Charles or Chuck Norris? Your answer proves my point. Masculinity is measurable by others so your point is pointless.

[@whirled_peas]

Yeah. Enjoy your pin and likes bro.

[@--zuko--]

“Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.” - Marcus Aurelius

[@VallornDeathblade]

Having read through Meditations a couple of times, my opinion of Marcus Aurelius remains "this is Roman Self-Help", and it's pretty good at that.

[@1984Phalanx]

I wanted to name our first son Marcus after him. My wife and I settled on something else. Maybe if our second child is a boy.

[@iforget6940]

@@1984Phalanx second times the charm

[@jacksonm6969]

I love that quote to no end

[@mfkent5201]

That man in general is one to look up to

[@jjosten529]

My dad wasn't around, so here I am, 28, watching a Shoe0nhead video, finally learning how to be a real man.

[@DogsRSweet]

Ain't that a sad truth for a lot of us

[@darksu6947]

Don't worry, your mother doesn't love you either.

[@knuclestheechidna5406]

You're not a real man. You're a real slouchy mouse.

[@nischaanonbracke7420]

Real men don't go buy milk alone.

[@MrFragalax]

Congrats, must be awesome to have Shoe as your dad.

[@vrelodstromborn3893]

I am an American man, 34, I am an industrial mechanic, I repair and maintain the equipment where I work. I am happily married to my wife of 8 year. I also drink tea, eat raspberries, order milkshakes and play videogames. What being a man means to me is not seeking approval from anyone other than loved ones and close friends. I eat what I enjoy and don't let people shame me for it and you should to. Also I subscribed because shoe is hilarious.

[@DanielCarrillo-qh9li]

I'm a 68 year old grampa to 18, father of 8 and an American as well, twice retired industrial engineer that's back to 50hrs a week to better spoil my grandkids and I loved your comment it was spot on. I wish you and your loved ones a safe and happy new year. Shoe is hilarious

[@InfolicsVetrois]

Now that is what being a MAN is. A respectable human being.

[@SuperShadowGuard]

Finally, I know how to act like a heterosexual male! All I gotta do is not eat food, not consume any drinks, not perform any activities, and not have any thoughts. Thanks for the knowledge, Shoe!

[@tiryaclearsong421]

Well you do need to sun your balls. They seem to agree on that one.

[@millsrickman7703]

I suspect there's a lot of tongue in cheek

[@DeathBYDesign666]

You can't win this scenario, you have to think about it to make use of it and you know all the rest might be difficult as well. 😂

[@GeorgePerakis]

Just be a golem, bro.

[@Ichigoeki]

Nah, real men are doers! By doing nothing you are submitting to the whims of everyone around you, and submitting males are not men. /s 😂😂

[@Larry_the_Lumberjack]

How to be a man: - Be swift as a coursing river - With the force of a great typhoon - Have the strength of a raging fire - Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[@justingarssacoche]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

[@smaakjeks]

- Be good at binding your tits so nobody notices

[@smaakjeks]

@@luizmonad777 It's the recipe for defending China against the Mongol hordes.

[@infectedpotato117]

@@luizmonad777 someone didnt get the reference

[@Mitsuraga]

I like to sing every part of that song to be about a coursing river.

[@vtr0104]

As a LEGO collector and model kit builder, I can indeed confirm that, after a ship's construction has been completed, there are ALWAYS whooshing noises to confirm its space-worthiness and combat capabilities.

[@Nockgun]

well you are certified to join the space force you are also a combat engineer congrats you will have fun in that military branch i hope you had fun with the space force you dont have to go in battles

[@kvj1989]

Puss

[@Nockgun]

@@kvj1989 the one who said that to a person who had a fun hobby and not pressed by some bs social norms unlike you is a real soy boy let us freely do shit we want if its legal

[@IS-BE-yt7jk]

Wonderful comment, im imagining and im jealous, somehow i cant do that anymore :(

[@Nockgun]

@@IS-BE-yt7jk why? everything is possible

[@genkaiba15]

2:48 "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets." **Throws wine glass** 😂

[@yesidlee]

Quoting SoTN. A man of culture.

[@joshuaking3731]

Fun story. Back in 2010, while in yhe Marine Corps and on deployment, we stopped in Australia for some leave. A large group of us decided to see what the land down under had to offer. We stopped in a bar for a few drinks, and everyone grabbed some beer. I hadn't had much alcohol at that point in time, and didn't like the taste of beer. So I bought a strawberry daiquiri. As you can imagine, the woman behind the counter gave me a strange look, and when I got the drink back to the table, I was ribbed pretty hard by the other guys. Once I started drinking it, I thought it was pretty good. So I offered a sip to one of my friends in the group. He was shocked at how much alcohol was sitting in the bottom. It made its way around the table, and everyone was surprised as well. You can imagine the woman's face when nine marines walked up to her counter and each bought a strawberry daiquiri.

[@magnesiafrost1863]

Good story. You should drink what you like not what others think is masculine/feminine depending on your gender.

[@joshuaking3731]

@magnesiafrost1863 I agree. Sometimes, the most fruity and sweet drinks are the most potant. Sometimes, the most "manly" drinks pack no punch. However, it can get hard when you're in a large group of people you know.

[@TheRafark]

I’m a straight guy and I like my drinks fruity and sweet because I like sweet food

[@ThorneinSide]

Those drinks strong as shit too.

[@corncobbob2326]

did they apologize or admit they were wrong. why tf do people think fruity drinks are masculine vs not? why gender drinks? fruit-themed drinks mix a lot of stuff which most likely leads to higher alcohol in a glass than some beers out there.

[@joelarocho2594]

"Is having heterosexual sex, homosexual?" This fucking killed me.

[@asusmctablet9180]

90% of this stuff is Russian trolls. Shoe is a Tulsi fan so probably all her recommends now are Russian orc propaganda.

[@potapotapotapotapotapota]

it's homosexual to be killed, only real man don't unalive

[@Zantreful]

Liking feminine things = gay. Liking women = gay. Sex with women = super gay. Real men only have sex with other men. Checkmate.

[@stihlsavvy666]

Im also confused, Im a man but I’ve never felt the urge to wear a dress, does this make me a toxic bigot?

[@cumcumcum148]

So by analogy having a gay sex is a straightest thing to do 🤔

[@BackFromPurgatory]

I didn't think people like this actually existed in the real world until I had a therapists appointment with a woman who straight up told me that it wasn't appropriate for me to have problems as a man. That was my first and last appointment with her.

[@kybercat7]

imagine all the poor guys who didnt leave from phychs like that because they trusted them as a professional to help them

[@grubbygeorge2117]

Did a person like that actually get a therapist's license? Hearing of experiences like this makes me not want to seek out therapy ever.

[@toonamikid]

You should have reported her.

[@kayae5069]

That goes against the ethical codes psychologists adhere to. You could report her.

[@MaxGaming-gp6ij]

100 dollars for a punching bag seems like a good deal. Especially when they move around and help you practice on moving targets.

[@phoneix24886]

If you: 1. Work hard to bring food to the table 2. Take care of your family, wife, kids, and old parents 3. be honourable and keep your word/commitment no matter what may come 4. Don't have huge financial debts that can risk your family if you are suddenly dead 5. Take care of your health and quit on smoking, drugs, and heavy drinking 6. Have a life insurance 7. Be a good example to your kids 8. Help others both emotionally and financially and lift them up if needed 9. Are loyal to relations which include your gf, wife, or friends 10. Never be afraid to stand for what is right Then congrats, you are qualified to be a man, and more so, a good, honest and hardworking man.

[@aspieboy74]

Chad: A real Christian man doesn't have long hair. Jesus: (visibly confused)

[@ethanwhitehead2085]

Well, technically Jesus isn't a Christian; he was a Jewish Rabbi apparently.

[@americankid7782]

@@ethanwhitehead2085 yeah then the Europeans got involved

[@C0m3TSw1tch]

Samson: am I a joke to you?

[@bladerunner8146]

@@ethanwhitehead2085 you are wrong Jesus founded Christianity and was the first Christian he was never a Jewish Rabbi let me correct your ignorance from your poor American education it was the Jewish people who got the romans to kill Jesus its actual one of the major reasons why Jewish people are so disliked in Europe and by some Christians

[@bladerunner8146]

@@americankid7782 lucky they did they created some of the greatest civilizations in history of humanity

[@mohnjayer]

Finally, me, a real man who enjoys nothing and hopes to die while doing the most strenuous work possible, gets the recognition he deserves.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Too bad you're going to slip getting out of the shower and crack your head on the toilet you forgot to flush. Just like the rest of us!

[@gretbruh7366]

@@bobterwilliger5421 Or get the nearest big buff dude to blow out your back, that works too.

[@DevineInnovations]

Thanks Bob Saget

[@johnwinter2252]

@Bob Terwilliger Then have a secret gay life for 20 years

[@crazywyvern4704]

Sadly enough, that's basically me, not by choice I just don't have anything I really enjoy

[@Selverna]

"How to Be A REAL Man" According to pre-2010's Disney, "You, must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon."

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

Meanwhile, that movie was filled with homoerotic undertones

[@SnifferSock]

That song will never not go hard.

[@SubieNinja]

TAKE me to the bathroom! cause I've got..... THE RUNNNNNS

[@cellyzs]

Always thought it was funny that men have to be mysterious Just imagining everyman walking around in trench coat and sunglasses

[@Ninja_Koopa]

Facts.

[@Kongmingtwo]

Great Firefly quote --- "A man is just a boy who's old enough to ask that question." Food for thought.

[@smokyprogg]

Okay but let's be real "Going to Hooters is a gender affirming experience" is a legitimately hilarious tweet

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

Most of those tweets are fire, just not in the way their authors intended lmao

[@ruidechen]

I absolutely busted my guts when that tweet came on.

[@Baalaaxa]

Yeah, that guy has to definitely be an Alpha Male. (It reads in his Twitter handle).

[@broco1163]

Gonna be honest, after all these tweets, I feel like both the most masculine and least masculine dude on the planet

[@proudbrogressive315]

Imagine calling yourself "alpha male" unironically.

[@PikemanxPete]

I just liked how if you put all these things together to compile their idea of a "perfectly manly man" it pretty much is just a feral gorilla in heat.

[@DevineInnovations]

return to monke

[@PrebleStreetRecords]

Life goals.

[@ffwast]

Return to monkey

[@bebedor_de_cafe3272]

based

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Not even, gorillas are actually pretty peaceful compared to Great Apes as a whole. Your thinking of a raging Chimpanzee, a quarter the size but FAR more dangerous an animal because they are much more likely to attack unprovoked because they are actually much more afraid of the local predators.

[@jonathankozenko]

Only Shoe0nHead can make a 20 minute video where every second is both delightful and painful

[@SlurMaster9000]

It's like paying a leather-clad BBW to stomp on my balls, except free.

[@reaping-equally]

Aphrodite in human form.

[@dominicdoherty7208]

@@reaping-equallynah, Echidna fs

[@rayakoth]

Watching Shoe0nHead is a gender affirming experience.

[@CaptainRosi]

Simp

[@Lunchbox_games]

I lost all hope when i saw the post "guys who only like women is like super gay" Which lead to the response "you heard it here first, being straight is super gay"

[@Dredan143]

My idea of a "good" man is literally just be a good person with some masculinity sprinkled in. Protect those you care for, have integrity, be yourself, and sun your balls for at least 1 hour a day. All just normal things to do.

[@alncdr]

Hard to sun ma balls when it's -6°C and cloudy

[@cantnevercould9660]

But what exactly is masculinity?

[@tiryaclearsong421]

@@cantnevercould9660 Sunned balls

[@jimnpen8451]

Shit I'm missing the sun on balls..

[@ShadeHeart94]

Ain't got that kind of time. Once a week will have to do XD

[@Snow.Frostborne_Ch]

What is a man? “A miserable pile of secrets!” ~Dracula

[@StonyK4ng]

Enough talk...Have at you!!

[@Rafeku1]

yes yes yes yes

[@AlinaAniretake]

I know that reference)

[@PepaIng]

I like this definition more than I should

[@brenscott5416]

There we are, I was waiting to see it the moment she asked

[@bigolgrizzo7511]

4:40 The masculine Urge to build a Lego Tails from a Sonic the hedgehog Lego set 🔥

[@jonathangarcia8124]

"Being clean shaven is gay" "Those who grow beards are self conscious and gay" Me standing in my bathroom with a razor blade: WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

[@danieldsantiagorodriguez4955]

Shave half your face, the contradicting states of being cancel eachother out and you ascend as the truest manly man of them all.

[@DantesInferno96]

I really wanna grow a beard but the management at the hospital said doctors aren't allowed to keep a beard so I can't. It sucks ass.

[@alexmitchell2581]

Mustache only from here on out

[@zackfiat607]

@@DantesInferno96 Imagine beard hair land inside the wound as you sew it up. Shuddering imagining it lol

[@lugoorstar]

@@DantesInferno96 gay not by nature. But gay by force.

[@jasonlee3392]

I was born in June, most days drink hot chocolate, I discuss issues with my coworkers, I am married to a woman (who I first asked out on a date) and we enjoy heterosexual intercourse together. Thanks to this video, I've now realised that I'm gay.

[@darksu6947]

Top or bottom? You're kind of cute. 😁

[@3gou]

so glad to finally meet junes son, no surprise he ended up being gay. This is the exact situation you’d see in bidens America

[@jasonlee3392]

@@3gou 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonlee3392]

@@darksu6947 Oh stop. *blushes*

[@finfrog3237]

Microplastics be that way

[@mortthepirate6318]

"Do these men make spaceship-y sounds?" Yes, yes we do. Also, if anyone wants to talk building models I'm down to try and convert who ever to my favorite wargames

[@notaword1136]

Ok, ok, how the hell do I get into Warhammer? Because I really want to, the snippets of lore I've gotten make out sound like the craziest, coolest bullshit around! Also gunpla

[@GeorgePerakis]

@@notaword1136 Okay the first step is to become a millionaire the next step is to start playing the Imperial Guard and literally flood the table with models. Alternatively, invest in 3D printing equipment and a good lawyer in case GW comes after you.

[@notaword1136]

@@GeorgePerakis damn, I have a 3d printer, but I am a shit lawyer. Do you know anyone good at subverting copyright law?

[@jareddemarzo8196]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@jareddemarzo8196]

@@notaword1136 It is indeed a wealth of crazy cool bullshit. I'd start with Bricky's channel, he has a two part series explaining all Warhammer factions.

[@leominor7430]

2:48 shoe : "what is a man?" me : A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk............

[@alphaprimus7794]

Now we need "How to Be A REAL Woman". Make it happen, June! Show us how it's done!

[@barbarabaker1457]

Oh my gosh YES.

[@Sir-Red]

I smell new series

[@alex9x9]

Since when are you two on first name terms? Get back on the Mommy Shoe wagon with the rest of the weebs

[@TripleS-Reviews]

The comments she'll probably find for "How to Be A REAL Woman" - Be better than men, beat men, don't take orders from men, order men around, don't have sex with men, don't be in relationships with men, don't even think about men etc

[@alphaprimus7794]

@@alex9x9 But what if I am not a weeb?

[@natsuthefireeater5477]

I love the “if you smile a lot, you are not a man. Smiling means you are not a threat” when generally showing your teeth is a definite sign of aggression in like every carnivore on the planet.

[@eemoogee160]

Tara Reid said that Biden would smile when angry

[@Xxsorafan]

Maybe that works for dogs but human teeth are blunt and not intimidating

[@natsuthefireeater5477]

@@Dysiode not like we have canines for tearing into meat or anything like that right? lol. i think she should go smile at an aggressive dog and see the results.

[@wildfire9280]

@@Dysiode They can’t be that bad right?

[@ruidechen]

Straight up a child's way of thinking what's manly or not

[@Dzeroed]

"Nothing gay men hate more than strong men in beards" got me 😂

[@BallisticStigmata]

I’m a guy who has a 9/10 beard and has done beard modeling in the past. Can confirm: Gay men hit on me all the time. 😂

[@borrenth92]

@@therainman7777 it is... beard modeling. 🎅

[@DevineInnovations]

@@therainman7777 I know Hand Models is a think

[@johnwinter2252]

@@therainman7777 I don't know but I have a beard and gay men flirt with me and always make things awkward. I'm also tall and they like to mention my height.

[@cliftonjames785]

@@therainman7777 its a real thing. Beard modeling makes more sense than hand modeling imo lol

[@dunkyking6310]

14:28 Meanwhile, smiling with teeth in the animal kingdom is a universal sign of aggression

[@tournesol99]

Probably because the animals aren’t, you know, even smiling.

[@MinneapolisRaven]

I really hate the not wearing a seatbelt thing. I learned to fly before I learned to drive, and turbulence in a small plane is insane. As my instructor once said: "It's really hard to fly from the back seat." Seriously, wear your seatbelt. It's not about safety, it's about CONTROL.

[@reaping-equally]

Yeah, if you're getting turbulence in a land craft that seatbelt probably isn't going to save you.

[@georgeford6056]

Not a lot of turbulence in the car. "Control" from wearing a seatbelt is a myth because unless you are off-roading, the only time you will be thrown from behind the wheel is after the catastrophic impact has already occurred.

[@James-fc5tj]

@@georgeford6056 High G turns in performance cars are a thing too, I feel like the shape of the seat matters more here though. High G braking is a thing also and the seatbelt will help there.

[@christopherterzakos6118]

Real men crash out the wind shields. Why would I wanna be in that car it crashed.

[@ruidechen]

These drones thinking it's somehow not masculine to wear seatbelt are baffling to me. Like if we want to use masculine ideas, the fact you'd selfishly increase your chance of dying if you get into a car accident means you're a terrible protector of your family. Who's going to look after and serve your family once you kicked the bucket all because of a dumb decision to not wear a seatbelt? Sounds pretty unmasculine to me

[@nategwright]

They really took "fellas, is it gay to kiss a woman" too serious

[@dylanmorgan5589]

It is. Nothing is more feminine than a female therefore kissing a female is bringing too much feminine energy into your life and that's gay. You gotta drink cum and do steroids to get a double Y chromosome. Nothing is manlier than creating a new form of down syndrome.

[@garbage2882]

I love this quote so much

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

It's only gay to kiss a woman if that woman was born with a penis

[@thejester1117]

Yes it is, it is also straight to fuck a femboy

[@ice44567]

Shoe continues to prove to near 100% certainty that social media was a mistake

[@Cmoney01010]

It's the great filter man. I fear for the future.

[@TodAG69]

Those tweets sounded like something my buddy would say. He's also a homeless autistic with schizophrenia & PTSD and on SSI. So yea, he's a bit "odd".

[@ScrappyXFL]

@@Cmoney01010 I'm not dating another chick till I see everything on her feeds... and the wife signs over the kids to me 🤔or she just says "okay". Lady lets me buy all the guns and ammo we can afford, don't want to piss her off. She hits what she wants to hit with a rifle. (Shoots too damn slow though, still she hits) Wonderful to have a woman that trusts you with other women.

[@spikeysnack]

You know the rules and so do I

[@thesuperginge1348]

Nah, helps the rest of us ridicule them rather than them going unnoticed until they are sat around in the bars and pubs spreading their "wisdom"

[@crazysnake1096]

Something tells me that some people are jealous that real men have the cool hobbies they wish they had.

[@RedlinePush]

The most "beta" thing a man can do is worry about what is alpha or beta.

[@spiderjerusalim]

BASED

[@alpharoo2581]

That's why sigma was invented. The irony is if you claim to be a sigma you are still stuck in the maze of identity projection

[@indeepjable]

what? we may share the same first name but that isnt comparable, i thought things like "alpha" and "beta" were originally falsely invented by some guy studying wolves in captivity

[@indeepjable]

very actively worrying. yet good to know

[@nocturnalsunlight3639]

@@juliankohler5086 It's not furries. You're talking about Omegaverse.

[@PeteysPonderings1220]

I appreciate that you learned what a man is and can do by the end. 1- be miserable 2- self loathing 3- die in a horrible manner. Thanks for the videos, you help me be more manly. Now excuse me while I sun my balls and run into battle buck naked. 🙃

[@jedoh2799]

Horrible entirely preventable manner*

[@karl-erlendmikalsen5159]

it sounds like me that a real man should die from persistent and acute listeria and salmonella infections.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@jedoh2799 I think running balls out into battle with a perfect bronze tan is the least terrible way to go out of all these options lol.

[@danielreborn4707]

I'm afraid that sunbathing Your balls and running buck naked is gay, only die in battle is allowed 😂.

[@eduardorocadas9968]

and sexually assault all women

[@UncannyVallium]

Matt Walsh: "What is a woman?" Shoe: "Men, what are they?" Questions for the ages.

[@godsmackvv11]

Tis 2022 after all. But I'm just your friendly attack-helicopter. Pronouns: Brrt/Whoosh (This is a joke but anymore you can never be too careful. :eyeroll:

[@philspaghet]

@@godsmackvv11 Nah I'm gonna take you seriously :P

[@matthewgerdes9184]

Diogenes holding a plucked chicken: Behold a man!

[@ssnaut1871]

@@godsmackvv11 you are not to far off remember twitch moderator who called herself deerself ? She wanted her viewers to calll himself a deer . 😅

[@godsmackvv11]

@@ssnaut1871 Omg I forgot about that! But true lol

[@zamer_1234]

Shoe: "Men building things" me:" i build software and websites"

[@matilozano96]

In my experience, being a man consists in accepting that no one gives a shit about you, and your responsibility to yourself is to become strong and self sufficient enough to not let it bother you or cripple you. Learn to be happy and functional on your own, and maybe someone will appreciate it. But don't depend on external validation because you're definitely not gonna get it all the time.

[@Maniacman2030]

This is exactly it. The only time anyone says you're a "Beta" in the Manosphere is when you allow others to decide how you live your life and what to think and believe. Not to let the false perception propagated on Social Media influence you. People only see the good and opulence there and completely rearrange their perceptions in some vain attempt to reach THAT while completely ignorant of what it usually takes to get there. If you always try to be someone else, you'll never find out who you really are and so you'll feel "lost" forever.

[@Tushar_Talwar_09]

Based

[@Noahmarciano]

My family and friends care about me, and I’m sure yours care about you. I get what you are saying 100%, we are responsible for ourselves and should not always depend on others. BUT, I also think it’s important to fall on others when you need their help! I think that attitude of “it’s me against the world,” is not a good way to live a life. Community is important and it should be embraced - you can disagree but this is my philosophy.

[@blakegrimes3557]

Everyone should do this, not just men

[@bnemel5]

@@Noahmarciano they pretend to care but don't actually, except maybe your family

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

"You want the state to control you? You wanna lick the boot? _Bottom behavior."_ Holy shit you fucking killed him

[@crimsonbladewielder1975]

That’s very bottom behavior ngl

[@marshallsweatherhiking1820]

Poor and middle class right wingers are certainly class cucked betas. Being on the left is not about asking for handouts from the bourgeoisie-owned state. It's about taking back what should be yours, i.e. stolen labor value, by force if necessary.

[@Ghost3210]

Everyone is asking "What is a man?" but nobody is asking "How are you, man?" Hope you all do well my lovely guys, girls, everyone in between and beyond. 😎👍

[@daviouscram2101]

Well you see no one gives a shit about men. But unfortunately society needs men to get shit done.

[@Egg187]

Doing good king. How bout you?

[@kadenstimpson3167]

A miserable little pile of secrets

[@justingarssacoche]

Theres no in between but thx you too

[@Chubbajawa]

@@justingarssacoche What do you mean?

[@RggBXD]

"Watching KZbin is a feminine trait" "ok, PUT ON THE DRESS" I DIED XD

[@DrThrax4]

"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” ― C.S. Lewis. Feels like it applies here too. Thank you for going through this drivel so we don't have to.

[@americankid7782]

“The difference between a Man and a Child is the size of there toys” - my father after buying a truck

[@chrissibersky4617]

"My butt's been wiped!" - Joe Biden

[@prithyachan333]

"My balls itch" -Me

[@NachtEule71]

It's ironic that the guy with a pentagram profile picture is quoting one of the most intelligent theologic scholars in the Cristian world.

[@chrissibersky4617]

@@NachtEule71 Well satanism comes from Christendom. There is no other source for the Devil than Judaism and it's offsprings. They base everything on what Christian, Jewish and muslim scholars has thought up. So it's not ironic that he quoted a Christian scholar, it's logic. But it's ironic if he doesn't turn it on it's head. But I don't know if CS' quote is explicit Christian. It's just dumb. Everyone should always strive to become something bigger and better all life through, not stop because you feel that you're an adult.

[@CoMa-rj8gv]

My urologist and my dermatologist both said the melanoma they found on my testicles was, and I quote, "The most masculine thing they'd ever seen."

[@thegaminghole1358]

makes sense

[@telendar_]

You went to the dermatologist? Men don't do that.

[@PokeAmp]

@@telendar_ he went to a Dr hes not a man at all

[@hailynsebert7405]

the "fellas, is it gay..." thing is one of my absolute favourites. like, it never fails to make me laugh

[@connt1nu3]

FELLAS! Is it gay to eat at a RESTAURANT?! I mean, you’re LITERALLY choosing to eat another man’s MEAT!

[@ZorrotheArtist]

Fellas, is it gay to have male friends? I mean, you’re actively choosing to be in a relationship with men.

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

Fellas, is it gay to have A PELVIS? Has got to be my favorite

[@kevinmcdowell9074]

​@@connt1nu3BOOM, GOT EM!!!

[@just_bladeok2041]

​@@connt1nu3 The Vegetarian version of this would be "Fella's is it gay to eat at a restaurant I mean a man is literally tossing your salad

[@ramonesaudibert]

I watched this video while drinking black coffee, brushed my beard, and braided my hair like Princess Leia. Ok.

[@DanteBrian]

The animated/true “Mulan” already told us how to be a man: 1. Swift as the coursing river 2. With all the force of a great typhoon 3. With all the strength of a raging fire 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon.

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

Meanwhile, that movie was full of homoerotic undertones

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@GrndAdmiralThrawn HUH?!?

[@annebruecks7381]

I love you.

[@jewelsvermin8866]

@@GrndAdmiralThrawn As a nongay I need you to point out those undertones.

[@ScrappyXFL]

I really have no idea what you're talking about. I research it after I go pee on the fire. Letting it burn down. I'm a man, probably forget to by the time I get back.

[@liannemarie2504]

My husband was an Army Ranger AND played video games. Now, he's a structural engineer and plays videos games

[@bluemoonrpg326]

Careful now some 5ft alpha red pill turd online will say he’s a simp and not a man because he doesn’t understand female nature. Lol I never understood these incels hate towards video games

[@liannemarie2504]

@@bluemoonrpg326 seriously! I spent our courtship watching him play skyrim and loved it! He also lifts weights and builds things but people are so weird about video games

[@asusmctablet9180]

Sounds gay

[@suursuits7637]

Does he play Factorio?

[@liannemarie2504]

@@suursuits7637 I have no clue 🤷‍♀️

[@atlas_vash]

"If I see a man drinking tea I assume hes gay" *me sweating nervously hearing that while being a straight southern man who drinks an exorbitant amount of sweet tea*

[@Jays_video_watcher]

As a southerner. I hear you. If you can’t feel it on your teeth after you drink it, it weren’t sweet enough.

[@atlas_vash]

@@Jays_video_watcher ya really gotta taste the diabeetus

[@naturessacrifice8265]

I drink black coffee as a gay femboy. Although sweet tea is pretty goddamn good, I just prefer a swig of espresso.

[@aetherius6221]

@@naturessacrifice8265 well hey, there's a nice stiff... coffee for you here at my place!

[@jinduicer4722]

I understand that but drinking it everyday is crazy

[@Pedanta]

10:04 "Tea is gay coffee" Me: enraged in British

[@Flamingghost1025]

Me: *enraged in us southerner*

[@Pauli-dg2yv]

As the great FilthyFrank once said: If you are comfortable of who you are, you don't need to scream it out or flex it

[@jedaye47]

Ey b0sss

[@grzegorzswist]

Filthy Frank has always been a father figure to me.

[@cameronf.4119]

A wave of nostalgia runs through my body when the name “filthy Frank” is mentioned

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

I miss papa Franku so much 😭

[@randomrealistictone2231]

Tell that to the countless "child free" posts on TikTok. I'm ok with anyone being child free by choice but if you constantly need it flex it for all to see. You're just coping at this point If you even look at their account, they have posting for hours at a time and you realize they are chronically online.

[@stinnoe]

I can indeed confirm I have never committed SA on a woman, or anyone for that matter. Truly an incredible feat, something praise worthy, not something that is just common sense.

[@jakehildebrand1824]

Crazy world we live in, isn't it.

[@enigmaticallis3110]

As someone who has been SAed I want to personally thank you for not being a rapey POS 💯💯!!! Respect ✨ 💜💚💜💚

[@monmusuaficionado2132]

Pfft gay

[@SteelAtomic]

​@@monmusuaficionado2132for not being a rapist?? 💀💀💀

[@monmusuaficionado2132]

@@SteelAtomic obviously

[@themonsterintheattic]

Shoe: doesn’t upload for a decade Also shoe: here’s 28 videos Edit: mommy liked my comment

[@themonsterintheattic]

@hopeeternal7470wrong

[@jeffreypmurphy2352]

@Hope Eternal she only survives by distributing said rot among her si-... Err... Fans

[@krash2fast99]

Found the leftists 😂

[@ArborealOreo]

It must be because she gained a bunch of new subs recently, on account of her under a minute videos.

[@askingshoe2]

@@jeffreypmurphy2352 Shoe0nHead Goddess of Rot?

[@vladimirprotein3275]

11:33 I mean Joseph Stalin is an absolute specimen. Just look at that 'stache! We should have sent his photo on the Pioneer missions to represent our species to aliens

[@baron.7284]

"If you're not making six figures a year you're not a real man" Well, go visit your local fire department and tell them, let's see how that turns out.

[@funkyweapon1981]

It's sad how little firemen are paid for risking their lives to save people from being burned alive. Most fires are started by people being stupid.

[@greasy8394]

They will get hosed and axed? Literally

[@chrishaven1489]

The firefighters would nod, agree and strongly reaffirm how much manlier you are than them before politely asking you to move out of the way so they can head out and save lives

[@mrsleep0000]

How much should someone who works two days a week get paid?

[@kmonti1]

@mrsleep They often do tons of overtime and many departments also have their guys on pager a couple of days a week. So even if they have those days "off," they really don't. My husband often puts in 60-70 hours per week, especially lately since they're understaffed. It's fine if you think they're paid fairly, but they do work more than just "2 days a week." Even if they did only do that much, that's still 48 hours per week since they're working around the clock during their shifts.

[@greenspiraldragon]

A real man doesn't give a crap what other people say and just does whatever he wants regardless of wether others think it's feminine or not.

[@oldworldblues4953]

Based, we are what we choose to be, never care what others say

[@MEPHISTOPHELESw]

I know that sounds poetic and cool but it's incorrect. Being a man requires masculinity which counters femininity. Being a masculine man turns whatever you are doing masculine, from scrapbooking to painting your nails. Being a feminine man can make weightlifting look gay as fuck. You can't look masculine getting a dick in the ass though, meat or rubber. That's probably the one exception. Or in the mouth.

[@inksoldier5544]

only a dude with massive insecurities and fears would keep suppressing a desire to slap on cat ears and thigh highs

[@MitridatedCarbon]

Exactly.

[@xg2513]

this. this is how i was raised

[@Texan_Patriot]

"Being attracted to women is gay..." I'm done with 2024 America.

[@christianthe18]

Come to South Africa bro, sure our government is a mess and the street lights are on during the day, but you don't see any of this nonsense 😂😂😂

[@fishnutz5196]

​@@christianthe18same here in NZ. Its not perfect by any means but atleast its normal 😂

[@CapitánCuervo]

yep im moving to Canada

[@julianstone1192]

If mean if your a female the quote is indeed quite accurate

[@christianthe18]

@julianstone1192 no, no, he has a point 😂😂

[@JamesRoss2214]

"No Hobbies are 'masculine' or 'feminine' but if we Are doing this sh!t..." -this is why I love you.

[@kieranperreaultdit-morin9262]

Being an alpha male but being so insecure and uncomfortable around other people who don’t think or act exactly like you is such a beautiful inconsistency

[@lmoral222]

IDK if beautiful is the right word.

[@aprilcaca]

this reeks of hypocrisy

[@MegaPompoen]

I like to think of "alpha males" in a software context: unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws and not fit for the public.

[@milanberghout9854]

Dont you think being both an “alpha” and insecure is a contradiction? I wouldnt say someone falls in a “alpha” stereotype if they are insecure

[@Maniacman2030]

And this is why, in most parts of the Manosphere, you're taught to focus on yourself instead of falling into the social media trap of both vying for the approval of others and letting other people try to TELL YOU what a "real man" is. It focuses mostly on self-improvement in a space that Men can actually occupy together, which is why outlets like Kotaku, Vox and others will try to slander it, because they can't have Men who aren't slaves to someone else's whims. Will some try to sell dating or hookup advice? Sure, but the MAJORITY of them are about self-improvement. Some of us even push MGTOW, which is ignoring the dating/marriage/hookup scene all together to FOCUS on that self-improvement. For the ones who date though, why are people so offended when Men have Standards, but don't bat an eyelash when a Woman talks about hers? Some of these outlets even try to sell that WOMEN should decide what "Real Man" is. "A Real Man would (x)!" I'm not accusing anywhere here of saying it, but the Manosphere gets a bad rap from people who have both never watched or listened to it and have only ever heard small clips with no context. No, we don't care what you do or say, but we do care about being SLANDERED by completely ignorant people.

[@richardjohnson4052]

I should also point out that I have: changed diapers, raised two children while their mother ran off to 'explore her sexuality', worked at a job I hated to pay the bills and feed my children, learned to cook healthy meals to feed my kids, never learned to do a French Braid, called an ex-gf to explain puberty to my 13-yr daughter, took my kids clothes shopping, taught my daughter to sew clothes and repair a house.

[@paulbier2182]

I hope you banged the ex girlfriend

[@adumate6543]

Peak masculinity

[@echo5327]

You sir are a hero

[@richardjohnson4052]

@@echo5327 No. not a hero. Just someone who had a job to do and did it to the best of my ability. without whining.

[@echo5327]

@@richardjohnson4052 regardless, Godspeed to you

[@darnellkaiser7649]

You may not like it, but the Grinch is the peak form of manliness.

[@pbdparkbiz602]

This is the comment I was looking for 💪🏽

[@kmonti1]

An alpha male's daily schedule: 4:00: wallow in self-pity 4:30: stare into the abyss 5:00: solve world hunger, tell no one 5:30: jazzercise (wait, nvm, that's gay) 6:30: dinner with himself (he can't cancel that again) 7:00: wrestle with self-loathing

[@pbdparkbiz602]

@Bob Terwilliger well, a fight it is. You know the abandoned strip mall in midtown close to the Walmart? Meet me there tomorrow around 3pm. I'll have the SpongeBob shirt on.....

[@osc3892]

I was reading the red flags at 17:37, and I was like "drinks ipads", like wtf? It's too late and I need to go to bed, which I'm sure at some point this video will say sleep is gay

[@skilldeadly8888]

IPAs lol😊

[@jushinkane1244]

"Licking coochie is worse than cocaine addiction." That one hit me really hard. I have tried to get clean of that stuff for years and I just can´t do it. I just can´t...

[@shroomer8294]

The choocie or the cocaine

[@psimonkane1]

"hey does this smell like coke to you?"

[@stauguastine]

@@shroomer8294 😆🤣😂🤣😆

[@Baalaaxa]

I know man. Licking coochie is like sniffing cocaine. And licking cocaine is like sniffing coochie.

[@paulgibbon5991]

Remember, the first hit is free.

[@soulsearcher9620]

Shoe continues to find all the dumbest people on the planet and remind us that no matter how dumb our friends might be, they aren't this bad.

[@Thundrecea]

Shout-out to my friends, never heard any takes nearly this brain-dead from them.

[@Adam_Le-Roi_Davis.]

Real men do want they want and are not bothered what other people think, they exhibit self control and understand that good manners makes the world better for everyone; insecure men act over masculine, aggressive or out of control to compensate for their lack masculinity. I thought that everyone understood this, but apparently not. Great video yet again, Shoe.

[@KelticKabukiGirl]

I give -40 Fucks but do it at a socially responsible level😉

[@Manhandle730]

Yeah exactly!! I do want they want!! Or rather I want me want….shit…. I want. The…. I’m am me real mans, want want.

[@davidb9779]

SIGMA!!!!!

[@Adam_Le-Roi_Davis.]

@@jeffzeiler346 What's not coherent about what I wrote? Please elaborate.

[@JETWTF]

@@Adam_Le-Roi_Davis. His ability to read?

[@richardblanco5455]

Trying to figure out men is like trying to figure out a light switch.

[@harelkalifa2451]

3:24 fellas is it gay to want a girlfriend who shares interests with you? 6:38 fellas is it woke to have friends and like history? 7:05 fellas is it gay to not wanna die in a car accident? 12:27 fellas is it gay to fall in love? 12:46 fellas is it gay to eat p*ssy? 13:01 fellas is it homosexual to have heterosexual s*x? 14:20 fellas is it gay to have friends? 16:37 fellas is it gay to like hot women? 18:47 fellas is it gay to be born?

[@FormulaFanboy]

Nobody's thanked you for this yet. A crime. This should not be a thankless job. Thank you, kind sir.

[@JoeDavidson-b1e]

I think its curious that this creator doesn't realize that homosexuality is what makes you gay. Period. Wtf?

[@FormulaFanboy]

@@JoeDavidson-b1e I genuinely can't tell if you're meming or not

[@JoeDavidson-b1e]

I'm serious. The people of this world are bonkers.

[@YoutubeAccountok]

@@JoeDavidson-b1e you need to learn what a rhetorical question is

[@SWATEngi]

The end message is spot on, being a man is being able to say "I don't give a shit about what you think I should do or eat, I'm going to do it and try and stop me"

[@AlFasGD]

Masculinity reeks when you challenge others to take you down and they cuck out

[@Cov930]

Exactly . As men we pretty have solve our problem’s with either you’re going to fight me or not an if not shut your mouth about me an F off . Simply as that . Seriously. We don’t do this petty emotional revenge that takes a month to unleash like women do

[@TheAlwaysPrepared]

I agree with the secound part of your message.@@Cov930

[@hrthrhs]

Yeah but if what you want to do or eat is stupid or unhelpful to you, then you should probs change or atleast admit you're a loser. A better version of what you were trying to say is a man doesn't change for other people, he only changes to improve himself.

[@SWATEngi]

@@hrthrhs If that is better for you, then have at it.

[@askingshoe2]

Shoe0nHead: What is a Man? Dracula: A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

[@deathmorphosis]

As soon as she finished posing the question, I was going "SAY THE LINES GOD DAMN IT" in my head. This comment makes up for it.

[@fostxswire1600]

Richter does not approve of this message.

[@tamastishbi2005]

10:49 that dude definitely owns some stocks in hooters

[@mrskelington6085]

Honestly listening to this just affirms that no one knows what a real man truly is it is up to the man himself to figure out who he is and what traits he wishes to embody

[@paulgibbon5991]

"Waste no more time arguing what a man should be. Be one."

[@ayuwoki453]

​@@paulgibbon5991 -Marcus Aurelius

[@Zabiru-]

I'd say about this. Be strong when you're able to be, and unafraid to be vulnerable when that is required. Don't be an asshole and push others down to raise yourself up. It's really not much more complicated (or easy I guess) than that.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@HaggisMuncher-69-420 Explain in detail why not. Be sure to cite peer-reviewed medical and psychological studies about how wrist posture affects testosterone and sperm production. We await your conclusions with bated breath.

[@guillermolledowolkowicz7085]

As a real man, I figure out a man is gay.

[@dumskaft]

Honestly though, one of the toughest things about being a person at all is how we (men, women, etc) in different ways are taught from a pretty early age to constantly give a shit what other people think. We can say that we don't, but wishing for approval feels almost like an innate trait, so there will always be some situations where we care more than we should.

[@darkdaxterversionz]

It is innate. We are social animals, and being excommunicated from the tribe back in the day was quite literally a death sentence. The difference is we have capitalism to market to all of our insecurities now, and even tell us new ways we didn't even know we were lacking.

[@sebcw1204]

humans are a social species. enculturation occurs young, when brains are not fully developed and more capable of internalizing new information. if the culture is not actively impressed into the young mind, it will still seek out and grasp at things to develop it's identity and awareness of self in relation to their social surroundings.

[@Kampbell300]

That’s kind of a key feature of a functioning society

[@elevenm.a.1125]

Wishing for approval is an inherent trait. Ostracism literally activates the same brain structures that activate when you're in physical pain, and taking painkillers alleviates discomfort of being ostracised (!).

[@B4nkShoTziNc]

Toxic masculinity is innately caring so fucking much about what other people think that you become an angry piece of shit to other people because your only sense of fulfillment comes from this bullshit standard society gets you to believe from the time you’re a child

[@RaiJolt2]

Less than a minute in and I'm already laughing my thigh high socks off.

[@TryingtoTellYou]

Yeah I still think you're weird lol

[@ScrappyXFL]

Pantyhose are warm. Learned that back in Scouts. Got to be manly enough to wear them though.

[@ScrappyXFL]

@@beneficent2557 He secretly told you he's wearing thigh high stay up stockings without a garter belt. Hella sexy... on a chick.

[@beanindividual4000]

@@ScrappyXFL they're pretty kinky and they are quite nice to the touch. I don't think you lose masculine points for realizing and appreciating this.

[@RaiJolt2]

@@bilbobaggins9451 I actually don't have thigh high socks, I just said that for the bit, but I was wearing leggings.They're SUPER comfertable

[@БарыгаСкинЧенджеров]

"A man is someone who kills bugs, opens jars and dies in a war" thats a pretty accurate definition

[@amatista28]

To be a real man I follow the 9 Ancestral Tenants of the Top G 1. Drink Sparkling Water 2. Smoke Cigars 3. Eat exclusively KFC 4. Drink more sparkling water 5. Eat more KFC 6. Smoke Bigger er cigars more 7. Drink water the sparklingest water even more 8. Eat more KFC on my birthday, this time a bigger order than before 9. Shut down the power grid in Puerto Rico to have a romantic date with candles

[@J0e93]

Okay, but at which point do I pump my ass full of steroids?

[@amatista28]

@@J0e93 no thats the liver king tenants thats to be a primal man

[@Quasiguambo]

I have no idea what any of this means.

[@amatista28]

@@Quasiguambo neither do i

[@draoi99]

The word is "tenets".

[@gh0st1ny0urmach1n3]

When I was a little boy, my dad's girlfriend gave me a Christmas present. She said, "Here, this one is from me." I opened it to find a pot holder making kit (so, weaving and crocheting were involved). Confused, I asked "Isn't this for girls?" She told me something that made a life-changing impact: "Chris, a real man does what the f* he wants to do. If you want to make a pot holder, you make a goddamn pot holder. The rest of the world can kiss your ass." I change my car's oil, upgrade the RAM in my PC AND I can make a goddamn pot holder!

[@decker528]

At first I was thinking "here we go again" but by the end I was in agreement. I'm not gonna say knitting a potholder is a masculine activity, but doing it anyway and not giving a shit IS a masculine activity. So at the end of it, I'm confused

[@candideggplant1575]

@@decker528 Learning a skill has no bearing on your character, which is what some people attribute to masculinity in men or femininity in women.

[@raggebatman]

Dads playing video games with their kids are the manliest men alive ❤

[@KA-jm2cz]

Thanks!

[@gorilla_with_jetpack4102]

Ganking your kids at a lan party in WoW is fun too. When they're getting ganked though, that's when you summon your guild and become the wrecking crew! Oh look Mom's on! Let's go help her quest!

[@Ikaros23]

Compared to playing real sports it’s gay/incel 😂

[@ambiarock590]

Parents wanting to spend quality time with their kids? What are you, fuckin gay? Duh

[@hrthrhs]

Yeah. And what's funny is those people having a go at gamers, probably spend just as many hours watching binge watching a TV series.

[@atas2561]

Eating steaks raw is more like one hell of a speed run to get a free ticket to see God.

[@TheMandaloreFett]

Mine be rare or medium rare❤

[@SmoothNSIdeways]

As a British tea drinking man who likes history, im now questioning my sexuality

[@funkyweapon1981]

That "rule" is for Americans.

[@MelGibsonFan]

"You were soy the day you gave up the empire" -Some right winger probably

[@DarrenWaters75]

Its dependant on who you ask in 2022/23. Men no longer get to decide, we are told by others what we are to be (again, dependant on who you ask.) 😂

[@millsrickman7703]

@@MelGibsonFan so you don't know about tongue in cheek/sarcasm.

[@MelGibsonFan]

@@millsrickman7703 No I don't, never heard of it and no right winger is nostalgic for the empire.

[@missuscargo]

I had no idea that the man I've been in a loving monogamous relationship with is in fact gay. Thank you for this informative video Shoe0nhead, I will forever be in your debt.

[@merlin4real]

Now you have time to prepare yourself for when he inevitably comes out.

[@Septqmber]

@@gurunext FUCK THIS SENT MY LUNGS INTO ORBIT

[@Septqmber]

@@gurunext the vpn bit was funny af😂

[@merlin4real]

@@gurunext that's funny. I just ment she felt the need to defend her husband unprovoked, it's probably a real worry she has.

[@merlin4real]

@@gurunext I am half joking, yet honestly wonder about her motive.

[@makhina8839]

“All roads lead to gay” is the perfect way to explain how the discourse of “what a man is”, on the internet

[@BormuLegends]

The one who didn't get much freedom, when they see someone have more freedom than them that they didn't had, it really hurts them. The same goes for the parents who get hurt to see that their children have more freedom then they had, so they don't let them have it. The way previous generation always says the next generation is bad, it's the same thing. Sorry for bad English

[@WhatsanEngler]

I love how the go to “insult” for people who have a gripe against video games is “when’s the last time you’ve been laid” when it’s all but public knowledge at this point that many men, and women, who play video games are either in relationships or are fully capable of socializing outside of a video game. But SHHHH, don’t tell them that, they think they’re winning at life.

[@DevineInnovations]

I need to play more video games

[@Maniacman2030]

I've honestly never heard, in the Manosphere(in the main part of it), anyone saying, "Playing video games is less Manly." Just that you shouldn't let it consume your life as an addiction. These people(in the video) are the few who don't get much play because they sound ridiculous and insecure.

[@maxtheawesome4255]

@@Maniacman2030 I've heard it in a few places. Tends to be paired with porn, junk food, etc.

[@InfolicsVetrois]

Also Which is it?🤔 Gamer Girls were always bullied back in the day about playing games always being told that's a boy thing. Now here boys who play video games are gay now.

[@willhonorless2195]

My favorite part about the one dude calling Lauren Chen in to back him up is that she responded solely to cut him down at the knees and say "let people have fun"

[@nobodyofknowhere973]

Omg can you share a link?

[@darwinxavier3516]

That is priceless if true.

[@drimdar]

Shoe on head for the win! And Merry Christmas!

[@Pingoz]

Thanks shoe, I used to be made of metal and run off squirrel power, but now I'm a real boy like all the other manly men. Thank you for inspiring me!!1!!

[@leppardman4779]

What happen to the squirrel? She got unemployed?

[@grayski3324]

It's awesome to see that Norm has finally achieve his dream

[@idimation5579]

Norm is that you?

[@popefacto5945]

Congrats, bro!

[@comet7676]

Shoe: "Men, do you eat raspberries?" Men: "If there's any in the fridge, yea."

[@NJGuy1973]

Yeah, I eat raspberries. With nails and no milk.

[@jonnycarcano]

I personally was never a fan of them. Like, I'll eat them if they're there, but I'll never go out of my way to get some.

[@FecalMattur]

But they expire so fast man

[@JoakimOtamaa]

​@@jonnycarcanoI don'tlike the texture.

[@ME0WMERE]

@@FecalMattur well, so does most fruit, thanks to their high sugar content so eat them fast before they go off :D

[@Jordan_C_Wilde]

"What's more manly, dominating a tiny woman, or fking a big burly bastard who puts up a real fight ?!" - A kind ale war

[@MyouKyuubi]

Idunno man, sounds kinda rapey to me. xD

[@JakeFish5058]

@@MyouKyuubi I mean statistically that's pretty masculine

[@MyouKyuubi]

@@JakeFish5058 Statistically, it's pretty feminine, seen the lesbian statistics? Most rapey demographic in the world, lmao.

[@angeltier987]

@@MyouKyuubiI would assume the big burly man consented to be dominated :)

[@MyouKyuubi]

@@angeltier987 xD

[@lorax8172]

I feel attacked. I specifically grow raspberries bc its my favorite food.

[@thelemonphoenix]

Shoe: *disappears off the face of the earth for most of the year* Shoe now: *coming back for her online degenerate army* In all seriousness though, glad to see so many videos! Love your content :)))

[@ScrappyXFL]

🤣I'm not degenerate, you are.

[@thelemonphoenix]

@@ScrappyXFL Hey, I already know I am, just callin y’all out with me 🤣

[@RyanAndrews-r4o]

"instead of chopping wood and hunting mammoth men are throwing on thigh high socks and cat ears" the best quote for years

[@ARockyRock]

evolution is a beautiful thing

[@schnegva7801]

I'm doing both, get on my level losers

[@dannygjk]

Now I want to try being a furry. 😏

[@mediabreakdown8963]

Because there’s nothing more manly than constantly worrying that anything and everything might make you “a gay.” Just own who you are-authenticity is sexy!

[@TheSundayShooter]

Nothing "gay" about goodnight kisses for homies

[@rouge-ish324]

"If you drink water from a cup, and not by lapping it from the sink, your gay 🤢🤢"

[@Baalaaxa]

@@TheSundayShooter There's nothing manlier than kissing your bro goodnight, after a proper buttfuck. When real men are having sex, women just get in the way.

[@-perry]

19:11 Let’s go I’m a man. So happy to confirm this. You know I wasn’t sure before but now I know I’m a man

[@BuiHieuDong]

5:18 "I remember not knowing how to delete the history off the family computer." Great to see Shoe doing some necessary research purposes with her computer that she wouldn't want her family to see.

[@grubbygeorge2117]

I'm sure she was just buying Christmas presents for them online and did not want anyone to see what they're getting!

[@brutaka5058]

You were the voice of reason for me freshmen year of highschool in 2014 and you're the voice of reason now. The internet has been so ingrained into our way of life that I forgot how crazy it was until you pointed it out. Glad we've still got decent people online pointing out how absurd this place is.

[@williampotter2098]

Wait until you're 35 divorced, single and have three kids.

[@Pudcup]

​@@williampotter2098 what the hell are you talking about?

[@SanguineMalcontent]

@@Pudcup Charlie Sheen's early adulthood, clearly.

[@spaceistheplace8376]

and you still have no girlfriend ,dont you?

[@brutaka5058]

Yes but I'm happy now. God has other plans .@@spaceistheplace8376

[@shybard]

Shoe: Is it gay to be born? The Internet: Yes. Yes, it is.

[@Xinkgs]

12:22 WOAH WOAH WOAH

[@Dead_Pegasus]

I like how to these guys being a real man means being miserable and somehow depression is also somehow gay.

[@funkyweapon1981]

The world still sees men as slaves to the elitists.

[@jimmysthoughts8571]

Well, far too many people don't even think mental illness is a thing. But yeah, be miserable but not TOO miserable, lol