How to Message Girls Online (90s Tutorial)

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In this episode of the Wide World of Web, Smithers teaches us how to message, romance, and seduce women through instant messaging.
Written by Richard Rogers & Sage Smith
Music by Dream.Corp (links to albums below)
0:00 - America Online
0:30 - Online Date
1:12 - Earth Nouveau
2:55 - Create an Account!
3:29 - World Exploration
4:56 - Updates
5:36 - Welcome To Online!
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[@note2Penelope]

You ruined my life with this video. Take it down.

[@mintu5931]

Lol

[@RitmosMC]

Pinned within 56 minutes??

[@miggle2784]

Ooh, nice pinning skills.

[@morreddie717]

Oof

[@davidaugustofc2574]

Unalive

[@ranchosdelnorte]

Apologizing is the noble path to take "Sorry you're a dumb whore" freakin genius setup

[@Cweepy]

Was smiling up to that point, then with that line I totally lost my shit laughing. xD

[@IceFire1800]

the L.A. Noire approach to dialogue options

[@adog3129]

i, too, watched the video

[@freedustin]

@@adog3129 K, these comment sections are here for a reason and that isn't it. You need to parrot a clip from the video, or meme some dialogue from another unrelated video.

[@adog3129]

@@freedustin he did parrot a clip from the video though. anyone with two brain cells appreciated that it was a good setup. i think my reply was warranted

[@Nullicity]

getting rejected for being obviously disgusting and then spend 6 months destroying the girl's relationship with her boyfriend, only to have her like you, and then reject her the same way so that it crushes her mental state is the most internet thing i have ever seen

[@Nullicity]

@@KingKoopa96 not what i was saying but sure

[@TheKalmGaming]

​@@KingKoopa96 bro sound like he beats his wife

[@nothingtoseehere9648]

@@KingKoopa96 This is a joke channel... chill tf out, it's fake

[@JohnSmith-jh1iy]

@KingKoopa96 Show us your rejections.txt file!

[@DienerNoUta]

@@nothingtoseehere9648 i mean, he knows it's fake, but those things happen all the time on real life

[@benja_mint]

i love that the main character has no social competence until he is suddenly pretending to be somebody else and knows exactly what to say every time

[@Ms_Princess_Zelda]

It’s called being a sociopath 😅. This series is giving unhinged tutorial and I freaking love it!

[@SSS-ie6mh]

Turns out that when you're a multi-millionaire bodybuilder supermodel, you can say almost whatever you want.

[@eliasvonbrille]

ppl writing what he writes don't do that because they think woman like it. They do it because they like it. Never seen anyone send a dick pick bc they think Woman will like it. They do it because they like it. It's called exhibitionism and somewhat widespread. Maybe he is a social mastermind. The fact that he is a perverted ahole really has nothing to do with that.

[@EugeneOneguine]

@@Ms_Princess_Zelda Nah, it's called faking it. It's very easy to say the right thing if you're lying.

[@ironhell813]

I used to do this as a teenager. But not deliberately.

[@breohtbrusmid489]

You have to love the way this series brings 90s internet nostalgia into collision with current social media dysfunctionality 😂

[@engineeredarmy1152]

That's this channel summed up.

[@person749]

Oh this is the way it's always been 😂

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

The early forums and chat sites were not better than what we have today

[@NickyBobby-wx6ig]

@@maythesciencebewithyou that's a load of crap. myspace was better. yahoo messenger was better.

[@JohnIsaacXIV]

@@maythesciencebewithyouYou’re delusional. You don’t have to worry about being censored back then.

[@Huggbees]

I'm so glad the previous episode blew up to give this channel some attention. Absolutely deserved and more.

[@obhwg]

Fancy to see one of the internet's finest content creators come to such a refined channel.

[@Swake_au]

If it was the "how to reply to negative comments online" video, that's why I'm here :)

[@pyro6698]

ah yes, a good youtuber

[@ricardocantoral7672]

I love saying your name! HUGGBEES!

[@Pr0toPoTaT0]

It's what got me here. And @Huggbees I'm subscribed to you to ❤️ 😆

[@Theo-yp4un]

I love how petty and psychotic this character is. This is going straight to my favourites list. Can't wait to see more

[@one7decimal2eight]

It's how we did it back in the day on internet forums and bulletin boards.

[@tellmo25]

Yip out there in the "world wide of web" this guy is definitely a favorite.

[@real_appEW]

literally me

[@JagEterCoola]

"Petty and psychotic" nah man this is exactyly what you'd see in the old web.

[@SirBojo4]

psychopathic is the word you would you fricking mongoose

[@miraclesage8622]

Not only is the script incredibly funny, just the awkward way the host carries himself adds so much to the humor as well. The intentional misspellings in the chat and that censored picture was also gold.

[@Finnatese]

The host does a great job with the friendly tone but the weird body language. Like that creepy and stiff turn to the computer at 0:14 was crack up

[@miraclesage8622]

@@Finnatese Yep :)

[@giobikefans]

The juxtaposition of a 1990s Smithers messaging a 1980s woman with an AI generated lumberjack is the icing on the cake, bravissimo!

[@user-ze3tq9hf9i]

Smithers is trapped inside a time warp.

[@salvadorgonzales1]

Feels unreal

[@deadcaliph6414]

1980s women still existed in the early 90s

[@justhere4637]

I was thinking it was ai generated. Looks very good. It's kind of terrifying how good it is.

[@brucegilbert625]

@@deadcaliph6414yea but the internet and home computers weren’t as common

[@giantzombiechild]

I love Smithers O'Neils character cause of how every infraction every single slight makes him stew in hate and resentment that causes him to act on these insane time consuming plots to pay the person back in the most brutal fucking way possible. Just a dude who is consumed with a quiet rage that burns inside him. Every single slight against him is in his brain like a fucking encyclopedia or a book of grudges that he will remember till the end of time.

[@theRPGmaster]

Sounds like me. Although I'm slightly more forgiving.

[@Liece45]

This comment made me laugh just like the video.

[@JohnIsaacXIV]

Patrick Bateman is that you?

[@KingLich451]

found the "nice guy"s

[@theRPGmaster]

@@KingLich451 Trust me, I know I'm not a nice guy. I wish I was. But I doubt you are one either.

[@B1-7368]

4:54 ‘only 6 months’ I feel you man.

[@trendytrenessh462]

I just love the way he turns back around to the computer every time

[@AyeGameBae]

It's so creepy 😂

[@sabretoothian]

His head is like a second behind the rest of him.

[@zackhostetler5175]

I can’t believe he spend 6 months catfishing a girl who rejected him and used the same rejection line on her. Giga chad

[@santoi]

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[@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324]

Giga waste of time lol

[@rokko_hates_japan]

He took the time to get her to ruin her other relationship first. The only victim here is Fernando. That's what happens when you trust women.

[@Wasserkaktus]

​@@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324"Giga waste of time". You just described like 99.9% of the Internet. We are wasting our time right now commenting to this video.

[@FriskTemmieGoogle]

If you are joking: not funny If you are serious: you have issues. Go see a psychologist

[@trashl0rd]

This is all great advice, but honestly I've been honing these tactics for years. I find that what makes fair young maidens the most excited is dominating an internet debate with random strangers with my superior intellect. The larger the wall of text and the more self righteous and smug you behave, the wetter they get. As a male feminist, I practically understand the ways of females even more than they do, which makes it extra frustrating when they fail to appreciate my qualities.

[@cf-yg4bd]

I'm surprised you don't volunteer to moderate any subreddits (for free), as that is a perfect use of your intellectual skills.

[@maestro-zq8gu]

It may be a parody but it's farther than I ever got online.

[@CapibaraWinter]

Pure Gold!

[@PostClarity7]

Cringetastic 👍🏾

[@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407]

This comment has achieved the perfect balance between cringe and based

[@UnknownUser-fe5zu]

The geocities link made me both reminisce and also remember I’m old AF

[@uNiels_Heart]

Yeah, it's really well produced to look as authentic as possible

[@PleaseElaborate]

dude has mastered the slow-turn-with-creepy-grin. That is not an easy move to pull off so consistently. I am impressed.

[@Ant7860]

This guide worked pretty well! She sent over some of her friends from this place called "the police department" and now I am hanging out in this cool place!

[@findout2655]

and I think by cool you mean the temperature is actually cold in there, especially at night 💀

[@sergentboucherie9813]

Sweet, me too! What room are you in? I’m in the one where the rapists are in, my new friends tell me they have a fun evening planned, cant wait to see what they are up to

[@pauldraper1736]

You're sure to find true love now

[@SparrowPlays.]

Make sure to drop the soap when you're in the shower, your new friends will show you lots of love!

[@sergentboucherie9813]

@@SparrowPlays. Of course, and be sure to drop it in front of the "biggest" guy in the shower to assert dominance

[@GreatGizmo74]

'Call her boyfriend a closeted homosexual' Had me on the floor. Thank you SkyCorp.

[@Cock-Man]

This one made me dead from laughter

[@McCarthy_Was_Right]

THIS IS HATE SPEECH AND IT ISNT FUNNY! HOW DARE YOU ARENT YOU ASHAMED! YOURE A BIGOT!

[@omegabyter]

​@@Cock-ManI can see why, Cock Man.

[@cyrusevans1009]

If Smithers had done that, he would've gotten laid.

[@Ben-xr3io]

I googled closeted and saw the LTBQ Flag and died laughing on the floor 😂😂😂

[@andrewstueve1704]

2:12 Restraining orders. Loving it lol.

[@yabatopia]

The level of detail in this video is truly insane. Just thinking about it made me threw up.

[@gaynzz6841]

Lol

[@RadclyffeHaters]

This is the perfect tutorial because it shows you what NOT to do and also subtly shows you the correct choice that this character just does not take.

[@ricardocantoral7672]

Thanks for giving us introverted creeps some sound advice.

[@NONEAPPLICABLETONONSENSE]

I was thinking the same this is too hilarious how he's trolling.

[@ArtiOfficial]

Man the effort put into these videos is just insane. Few people realize how much work it takes to create something with this level of detail. All of the channel is great but the Smithers O'neil stuff is just 11/10 top tier comedy. I love it!!!

[@AnneMossRogers]

I noticed that, too. All the detail.

[@Bugz]

Agreed. Tho some of us watched his "how it's made" video, so some of us get it and appreciate it more or less the same

[@ArtiOfficial]

@@AnneMossRogers Excuse me, ma'am, I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I'm glad you're agreeing with me about the detail of the video, but honestly it's nothing compared to the detail of the beauty of thine. To quote the classic Pablo Neruda "I have hunger for your mouth, for your voice, for your hair" Translation: I really like you, Anne. Yes... like that. We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair. Oh là là, I'd give you a world and then some, but alas, this message will have to do :P

[@Coryiodine]

​@@ArtiOfficial bro shes like 50 let her go.. and take me instead. Your poetry moves me ❤️

[@ArtiOfficial]

@@Coryiodine I like them ripe.

[@RovloxinLil1068]

"Don't worry about her leaving. The Wide World of Web is brimming with other fish in the sea." Bro sure told the golden words.

[@mimaps]

i lost it at the "proper grammar" part. your concept is straight genius

[@wolverine9632]

"When being yourself doesn't work out, pretending to be somebody better will." I have gotten so good at doing this, I call myself the Master Baiter.

[@juglansregia1433]

😅

[@Bluejaymare]

I love how this video is just him ruining a girl's life because he got rejected. also, the rejections notepad says a lot about this guy as a character in this universe.

[@SteveDe935]

Thats a notepad file, i find the restraining orders folder much funnier

[@mariocruz9143]

She ruined her own life brah

[@Bluejaymare]

@@SteveDe935 The what also i edited it to notepad file after

[@brucegilbert625]

Pettiest man alive 😂

[@FuelAirSparkTime]

I think you're reading into this a little too far

[@ferntheinkling]

This guy’s humor is top tier honestly

[@DesiderataSanctuary]

"Now, if you'll excuse me...I've got some work to do." I felt a little shiver down my spine at that face. What's crazy is that he did this same scenario with those other rejections for whatever amount of time it took.

[@AnneMossRogers]

As a former advertising creative director, I know how much work, time and cost goes into this type of production. I know I'm older and not the typical demographic here, but I need a comedy break and I find these hilarious and want to keep it coming. So I did the patreon. According to my gift level, I can fire all you underlings.

[@trequor]

Old enough and you ought to hit the sweet spot of being a professional in the 90s

[@MaryDunford]

😂

[@Delineated69]

Do it be fartin'??

[@nattyboom4444]

I’d like to take you on a date

[@AnneMossRogers]

@@nattyboom4444 you watched this tutorial so you'd be an awesome date I'm sure

[@note2Penelope]

I'm approaching 50 and can't get a date unless it's with some creeper like Smithers...I've never felt the touch of a man, just the touch of someone who can only afford a McDonald's breakfast and quickie in the back of a Ford Festiva.

[@ryanholmes8587]

Finally a comprehensive tutorial on how to chat with women online! Can't believe I'm just now finding out about this!

[@hadeishadeis7462]

You've really nailed down the internet sociopath. Makes me long for the 90's even more than usually

[@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago]

Internet sociopath 💀😂

[@briancrawford8751]

It's a shame that you can't tell people what you'd do with their corpse online anymore without the cops showing up. That's why I miss USENET.

[@whatizreality0124]

* Usual . The 90s were horrible , with shitty music , and produced pathetic emo millennials .

[@briancrawford8751]

@@whatizreality0124 There wasn't any '90s music in this video, and besides, you won't have to experience that decade again, so there's no reason to bitch about it.

[@whatizreality0124]

@@briancrawford8751 Who asked you ? NERD.

[@Animekirk]

Its so easy to turn into a sadistic narcissist online. This was a hilarious example of that. But too many assume only certain kinds of people do this sort of thing. People who are naturally creepy or psychotic. In truth anyone and everyone can reach this level of psycho given enough time online. Go outside kids. Interact with people in person.

[@skycorphomevideo]

Truth

[@brucegilbert625]

The internet is kind of like driving a car. When a road rage incident happens people turn into a different person that behave and say things they’d never do or say in person.

[@0utrunner237]

The problem with going outside and interacting with people is it requires other people to _also_ go outside and interact. Kind of a group effort thing.

[@adog3129]

​@@0utrunner237the problem with it in america is that outside is the worst place ever. inside is for people and outside is for cars.

[@rocksfire4390]

going outside isn't a cure, need to go to therapy or go to the doc for some meds because these big issues that can't be easily solved. also being in person isn't going to change anything either, if you are a POS online you are 100% a POS in person.

[@runningdebate2670]

I like the one rejection in his folder that says "you call that a dick?"

[@Shadowjones]

Subbed. Your videos are top tier and so nostalgic. As creepy as the truth may be - you exactly hit the late 90s early 2000s. We all know - the 90s was the last great decade.

[@sarblader]

I wish I discovered this channel years ago, but I'm here now, ready to learn more lessons about how to use the internet and socialize. Thanks for this masterpiece Smithers, hoping for more.

[@hayond656]

You haven't seen the original Wide World of Web? That's how I found these guys a long time ago

[@dio4296]

5:14 that shit-eating grin paired with that subtle chair swivel kills me everytime

[@Donuts_random_stuff]

Dude, how can you be killed multiple times. And if you’re killed multiple times how do you place a comment saying you’re killed multiple times

[@icemanauz]

That's my favourite parts of these videos is that snarky attitude lmao

[@Ragnarok1979]

Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Playing the long game with Penelope and giving her that same rejection had me howling with all my might.

[@Meddi_Logically]

This is some next level satire! Your channel is unique and deserves to blow up. The ideas are original beyond anything I’ve ever seen! Thank you for restoring my faith in KZbin again!

[@Huia87]

You guys are honestly top 5 funniest comedians I have come across in my entire life and I have seen a lot, both groups and individuals. Been going through some very very hard times in recent years and recovering from PTSD and I get genuine uncontrollable laughter from much of your work, it really helps on bad days. Surreal, dark and hilarious. Keep it up guys 🤣

[@HotdogFiend69]

It's so wrong and so funny. His enthusiastic face in doing the most daranged things kills me.

[@joshuanibbe6709]

Hope you're doing better man. Hang in there!

[@DanielBjorndahl]

One of the few channels that makes me smile while depressed

[@skycorphomevideo]

Maybe try working really hard for a corporation for barely any pay, that might help your depression, Daniel. From - the Skycorp Upper Management Headquarters

[@namesurname4666]

​@@skycorphomevideolike working for skycorp?

[@ViceKnIghtTA]

​@@skycorphomevideo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@astrum5299]

The attention to detail to get that authentic 90s video look is insane! A small suggestion though: ClearType (or any form of subpixel font rendering) was not available on Windows in the 90s, so the chat messages should be in that ugly jagged version of Times New Roman we've all grown to know

[@abcdef-mf5nb]

This got to be one of the funniest and most creative video i have recently watched. Especially the sense of humor when Smither suggests to do something good (like saying sorry), but it ends up being offensive and twisted anyway

[@zackhostetler5175]

I can’t wait to use these skills later

[@ZefTillDeath8878]

Had to watch multiple times to catch all the details. This same guy acts, writes, and edits these videos to 90's perfection - he's incredibly talented and I wish for him all the big booty b****** he could ever want. I'm so glad the last video blew up, meaning we will get many more helpful tips from Smithers O'Neil. 🤓 🖥️

[@skycorphomevideo]

This is true I am the creator of this channel! Hopefully can make more of these and focus on youtube full time.

[@MinistryInside]

@@skycorphomevideo We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! XD

[@alexlogan202]

​@@skycorphomevideoI don't know what tone of voice to read this in

[@Chaddeusthundercock]

Setup a cyrpto link for donations to you so you can keep focusing on this content, people would gladly pitch in @@skycorphomevideo

[@bobbytirlea]

@@skycorphomevideo So be it!

[@benm1414]

3:14 teaches an important lesson in grammar. Can you spot it? 💡 How are you beautiful? How are you, beautiful?

[@troubledseed]

The layers of comedy going on are what have me loving this so much. I burst out laughing at the 1:12 mark because all the examples you gave to use were all used in what also looks like a run on sentence. F*cking Genius hahahahhahahahahaha

[@MeOwOgai]

1:58 Imagine your mother walks in, and sees that picture on your screen. But that situation wouldn't happen, because your mother is with me 😎

[@dutchboes]

I’m 3 months late but just had to tell you you’re a badass

[@skycorphomevideo]

Big thanks to music provided by @dream.corporated if you love vaporwave I recommend checking him out.

[@brucewillis542]

You have returned, my psy-op mentors.

[@MrCooper83]

OH MY GOD, you guys are amazing!!!

[@storerestore]

At least one track is just a demo song from the SC-55 mkII lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZnToZuci7pje7M

[@tadekw9108]

“Master the Internet” oh god now I know where the GCHQ got that from 😂

[@stevenbelanger7660]

Wow man this was good.

[@SnackPatrol]

As a time-travelling 14 year old from 1998, I loaded up my favorite AOL Chat Room- Town Square->The Breakfast Club after a rousing game of SimTower, and queried the chat for their "A/S/L." Upon meeting a 14/f/cali we discussed our love of TRL and the X-Files. I followed this tutorial to the tee. It went well until we decided to meet up in the Blockbuster parking lot. It was very strange when a 47 year old trucker with a beer gut showed up, so I hopped on my skateboard and went with my bros to the Small Soldiers premiere instead. The Gorgonites kick ass! This tutorial, *and* Small Soldiers get 2 enthusiastic thumbs up! Thanks for the rec Siskel & Ebert!

[@geosword6]

This is f-ing beautiful! First time I've genuinely laughed to anything for ages. Years probably. 100% my humour. Brilliant. Take a bow, son. Take a bow.

[@SkyTahir]

The 90s nostalgia with the absolute unhinged nature of these videos is incredible 😂

[@ronijarvinen3759]

Brilliant! I might add, some girls really appreciate straightforwardness and honesty. And above all, girls like men who know them well. Tell them you've been studying their social media profiles for years and know their life story better than they do.

[@alkaholic4848]

2:19 option B. hahaha i agree, that would be the only thing that would upset me out of this interaction 😄

[@TheJoebro64]

thank you Skycorp for the wonderful advice from this production. I hope Paul isn't mad that Smithers has taken over the Wide World of Web and reacts to this in a calm and measured manner.

[@nathanseper8738]

Your videos are outstanding parodies of 90s media: your comedy is good while still appealing to 90s nostalgia that groups like millennials will still hold.

[@mrvinyllad25]

I just found about this channel and it looks like a lot of those courses of "how to do something" that used to came in boxes of VHS. Jesus, I can hear the statics sound of the TV by just watching this video

[@nathanseper8738]

@@mrvinyllad25 It's amazing!

[@ashchaya7676]

3:04 I love it how he's not even looking at the book 😂

[@elilundgreen645]

0:19 that subtle placement of the cursor...

[@SamuyadeepBarman]

💀

[@TexasScratchMan]

We demand more Smithers O'Neal tutorials

[@totallyfrozen]

I remember buying this entire tutorial series on DVD back in the 90’s. It was a lot of help with the girls. I sure dodged a lot losers back then. LOL!

[@albertlevins9191]

The thing I love is the honesty. Back in the mid nineties the internet was really like this. I know, I was there. I know because was a teenager back then.

[@paintedexpressionssogriffi1322]

Same - youngins' may find this satirical, but trust me, this was EXACTLY how it was around '97-'01.

[@albertlevins9191]

On the nose.

[@JohnStamos-io9zc]

The incelness or the appearance of everything?

[@rolandomota7771]

and youtube came a bit later (early 2000s). It was a lot better back then, I loved watching all kinds of individual content. No censorship (or very few) and no ads.

[@zabababa9969]

I like how his face, unlike other people how they react to insults or rejections, he is chilled with uncanny smile that tells you "you shouldn't fcked with me". "But we don't have evidence that he is a sexual predator, we can create it" (proceeding to create the webpage of random person insulting him online with maliciously enthusiastic grin) 😂

[@HolyxReaper]

I never knew I needed this video series in my life, but now that it's here I don't know how I've made it this long without it

[@Atxsmokinace420]

130 videos ? I know what I’m watching ! This is gold

[@SanguineUltima]

It was so much different back then, you could actually just go online and make friends with people- men and women- without having to be a viking CEO. I met my first gf on AOL, and made a lot of other friends. Now it's impossible to even strike up a conversation with anyone female...

[@MaryDunford]

I guess it depends on the experiences of said female. Some dudes are scary. But, if what I've heard is true, women are far more egocentric these days. Also scary. Personally, as long as they're fun and sane (and don't take themselves too seriously) I'll talk to just about anyone. 😁👍

[@Nifava]

Same. My first day on he internet I talked with a girl on a public chat and we got along so well we decided to meet in person without even sharing pictures of eachother. I took a 1 hour train ride to see her. She was waiting for me at the station. She was beautiful. We spent a lovely afternoon together and ended up making out. There is no plot twist to this story. Things like that happened in the late 90's and early 2000's. Innocent and simple.

[@lasue7244]

​@@MaryDunfordit's simple supply and demand. Guys are swiping right to a literally tree. And women can be picky because of available choices.

[@thishandleisnotavailableso..]

I love the way that the glasses are positioned so that they magnify his eyes in a way that makes them look weird

[@michaelkenny4124]

These are absolute gold, glad I found this channel

[@frostknight1347]

This series is so hilarious 🤣 Please continue making more!

[@SLICE_y0]

Unlike your other subscribers, I would crawl through broken glass just to have the mousepad you have at 2:45

[@BoJangles42]

I would binge watch a full length series of these so hard 😂

[@miraclesage8622]

"Let's message Penelope as the mighty Swede!" 🤣🤣

[@nexotope]

I've been using the internet incorrectly my entire life, finally a channel to show me the way!

[@TylerMcNamer]

This whole skit is so well written!

[@hayond656]

1:34 Oh god I recognize what this is referencing lmao

[@girlwantsboy]

sssniperwolf moment

[@andyvanhout]

This video, along with the last one, is absolutely unhinged. 11/10.

[@duclengominh3968]

Thanks for instructing us through these practical situations. This is a whole new level of entertainment!

[@dikydankedude]

I feel so much more confident exploring the World Wide of Web with these insightful tutorials. Your wisdom makes me feel safe. You.. make me feel safe

[@dottrina]

the way your glasses perfectly distort your eyes when you look at the camera works so damn well with that horrific smile, i love it

[@NewBSFromYt4UAndYouDontWant_It]

I had to watch many times cuz every pixel of this video is an epic art and that outro at ending DAAAMMM Masterpiece! A 12/10 cuz 11/10 isnt enough

[@Ben-xr3io]

Bro this is the shit. I laughed 30min at the end of the video 😂😂😂 How he wrote "Pathetic. You're disgusting" followed up by "Poor penelope" had me dying

[@Redaction1212]

Thank you Skycorp Overlords for this wonderful tutorial, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear. I will use this tutorial to great effect.

[@ZDTF]

Hey pretty lady!

[@ZDTF]

If you were a triangle You'd be acute one

[@mike17gr]

6 motnhs were worth the pleasure at 5:27 after all

[@michaelhelms2378]

I don’t understand how women don’t appreciate men like you. Your a charmer! *you’re

[@Herrikias]

Thank you, I think I'll start a rejection text file of my own. Luckily I still recall them all, since they're the first thing on my mind every time I wake up.

[@marceloid9518]

You still got it, I found your channel via the 'I Need To Tell You' clip, and instantly became hooked. Your macabre humor still hits the spot just right, just like my alcoholic step dad does! Glad the last video blew up, I can tell you're putting a lot of effort into these videos, and they just keep getting better. 💪

[@rudeboyspodcast]

Every second of your videos is comedy gold. I crack up laughing after almost every line. You guys don't waste a minute.

[@kacperzimowski4626]

Those "Restraining Orders" on the desktop :DDD

[@gamereditor59ner22]

1:23 : 😂😂😂😂 If this a real quiz in schools, the arguments will be hilarious!!

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

THIS IS SO TRUE. IVE DONE THIS AS A 90S PICKUP ARTIST

[@All6usto]

He is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about.

[@Arendvdvenk]

The true pickup artist

[@dominia12]

This channel is like a redemption in my depressed life. Keep it up man!!

[@sorrymommy8190]

Super cool idea for a character/ series, man. And super funny too. Not a lot of good sketch comedy on KZbin anymore, this is refreshing. Keep it up.

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

After 6 months of chatting The moment we’ve been waiting for is finally here! 😂

[@AnnisNaeemOfficial]

This is quite possibly your best work yet. So many layers & the unexpected twists killed me.

[@spacelouie9955]

oh boy dont stop making this content, its pure gold! Im on the floor rn :D

[@hodlwise2470]

Lmfao!!!! So good! The geocities page lmao. Everything looks so authentic. I remember Angelfire and Geocities. I would love to see Ask Jeeves or Lycos pop up in the next video, doing some pre-Google search engine cruising lol.

[@fluffrad]

A round of applause for Neil.

[@elliot.f.schmelliot]

I TRIED THESE SKILLS AND NOW I AM DATING SO MANY WOMEN!!!! WOW!!!! Edit: THERE ARE TOO MANY WOMEN. I AM DROWNING. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[@erikmckoul2478]

Don't worry it's an easy fix, choose one to place in your basement so they can never leave you and ignore the rest.

[@michaelbread5906]

A: Express your true feelings to them. B: Choose your favorite, and ghost the rest. Or C: Take them all on a family fun joyride through the middle of a parade.

[@MrThunderwing]

This is so funny! Absolutely superbly put together, it really does capture the feel of an early nineties infomercial type thing.

[@johnjordan6032]

You have to respect the man for putting that 6 months of work. Great lesson about dedication to us all.👏👏👏