How To Be A Sexy Nerd - Guess the Wikihow!

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[@thesmartkookie9961]

"To be an educated man you need to have a face" - Dan Howell 2018

[@mossmortis]

The Smart Cookie And Slenderman cries somewhere.

[@thesmartkookie9961]

YES LMAO

[@FriendlyHamroll]

"................" -Dan 2020

[@jessica-ls3tc]

All I saw was 2 floating heads and then I turned up my brightness

[@bluejayfinch]

Jessica I just turned down my brightness and almost fell off my bed laughing.

[@lastheavens]

I just saw two Dans

[@melodramatic4085]

Jessica youre everywhere

[@ana-ql4rm]

De quen kno de wey ik right!

[@jessica-ls3tc]

DanAndPhilPHAN YOU AGAIN ALWAYS SCARING ME

[@isawsevenbirds]

"Yah" "Nah" "Yah" "Nah" "Yah" "Yah?" *both look at the camera at the exact same time*

[@kin4386]

That was the cutest thing

[@hahaha7886]

I literally loved that for some weird reason

[@-ellieille-]

I love that part so much 😂

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

Dan looked at the computer

[@yunenofune]

7:30 for everyone that loves this moment

[@mollylikesspace]

"-just say Joe Sugg, Phil" *I'm sitting in the refreshing shade*

[@ocdemon1327]

Molly Rose has nothing to do with your comment this has to do with your name omg my name used to be Mollie Rosen!

[@alissasawyers9183]

he protecc he attacc but more importantly dan wants the philussy bacc

[@bettiplays]

hyperactivedrew *bacc

[@jessica-ls3tc]

hyperactivedrew he wants the birthday philussy tho

[@damiens_]

Ayye

[@melodramatic4085]

Jessica oh-

[@alyssab4052]

“Phil, this is four in a row... Score four.” “Is it?” “Yah” “Nah” “Yah” “Nah” “Yah” “...Yah?” *confused glances at the camera*

[@aaliyahkr]

alycatz3444 The Office theme starts playing

[@lailadeen4858]

*if you wanna say joe sugg say joe sugg phil*

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

Laila Deen absolutely rekt omg 😂

[@cameronglen4912]

my favorite wikihow article is how to cook lasagna in a dishwasher

[@harshajay9]

wait-

[@jaybehkay2438]

This is fantastic. The questions are amazing omg

[@mariosa82]

Omg it is an actual wikihow 🙀

[@imadoor2205]

I spit on my screen cause I laughed that hard

[@thesoggyrattata]

Wha-

[@isla5669]

when dan went "add a bit of highlighter to reflect the light" i actually said "oo well done" out loud by accident and my mum said "thank you" from across the room.

[@seabb]

isla what was your mum doing? I’m sure she appreciated the compliment aww

[@stephyt5815]

isla congrats they liked!

[@EmmasAveragelife]

I​ am laughing SO HARD RIGHT NOW I LOVE THIS!

[@emilymccandless6341]

aw you got noticed 🙌🏼

[@vinylarts._1769]

when will my senpais notice me

[@manasvi6960]

"yah" "nah" "yah" "nah" Me deciding if I should do homework or watch this video

[@cocoamint7762]

Monsoon Magic VIDEO OBVIOUSLY 😊

[@manasvi6960]

KitKat Juиgkσσkie That's exactly what I did 😂

[@fangirlwithacamera]

Same

[@tararayne8816]

Monsoon Magic same

[@wesleysmith3507]

"How to be a sexy nerd" basically be Dan or Phil and mission *accomplished*

[@chloemiller3195]

I think you two should take the 16personalities test if you haven't already.

[@dobeebeee2715]

Chloe Miller Yesssss

[@lay3473]

omg yes I’m an infp

[@RandomPerson-ne8vc]

I’m an INFJ

[@nofunmercury7611]

i’m intp

[@suchs4979]

@@lay3473 ooh same

[@superjangames]

*"Tickle that notification nipple."* Dani Snot on Fire 2k18.

[@stalemeat69]

SuperJanGames lol and Dani snot on fire is my username XD Lolzor

[@dalicebrown2884]

SuperJanGames Dani snot on fire

[@HxneyElixir]

Dani snot on fire

[@blinkwithinsomnia8907]

He will never get away from the branding

[@joesssaucey]

*Daniel Howell

[@goldfishrule1990]

“Yah” “Nah” “Yah” “Nah” “Yah” “Ya?” ~ Daniel Howell And Phillip Lester 2018

[@chloeclarin3037]

hey, Philip actually has one l in this case

[@FulfillYourDestiny]

Dan and Phil Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water, Dan fell down From on his chair And Phil came tumbling after.

[@casey8753]

FulfillYourDestiny way better than them god damn protecc attacc memes I keep seeing

[@leah7366]

Mmm yes

[@pinknpurple9441]

Good job

[@amy_cwwalsh2410]

Agh I was singing this today and had no idea this was actually a thing so now I'm freaking out aghhh

[@XSimplyCleanProX]

D: "You think you could survive in the woods?" P: "Yeah!" D: ಠ_ಠ

[@Nutmeg112]

"If you want to say Joe Sugg just say Joe Sugg" I SPIT MY TEA EVERYWHERE OMF

[@yabbadabbadoo4058]

Cathy H my jaw dropped

[@CurrentlyDrowning]

Cathy H I was shook tbh

[@snaf850]

shooketh

[@bringmethepiercedsleepingb3418]

Tea was spilt haha

[@charmcgrant1792]

*D: Yaaah!* *P: Nahhh* *D: Yaaaaahhh* *P: Nahhhhhhhhh* *D: YaAaAhHhhHH* *P: Yaaah?* A perfect example of an adult mature conversation trying to make the other individual see and agree with you

[@hannahmcdevitt02]

Haha i know right😂😂

[@hippiex2609]

How they look foward afterwards kills me 😂😂

[@kaitlyn2295]

same tho just same

[@m0nnie_]

My favorite part lmao 😂

[@oof-rr5nf]

Char McGrant wonderful philosophising (idk the spelling leave me alone)

[@iamnoone226]

Since when does Dan encourage Phil to eat all the marshmallows?

[@mp3.2006]

Cuz they aren't baking something with it

[@foxiefire7710]

Idk

[@thesoggyrattata]

When they aren't in a baking video ^^

[@brendar4261]

damn they called out joe sugg 😂 I cant stop laughing

[@milinda028]

"Some people's Instagram stories, they're just at a nightclub every night" "Wow. If you wanna say Joe Sugg, just say Joe Sugg, Phil." 😂😂😂 Dying because it's so true.😂😂😂

[@loganburge7932]

Milinda Driggers I have to say that Jake Maynard’s and Mikey Pericles is a lot more night clubby

[@milinda028]

Logan Burge I don't think they follow either of them though...?😆😆

[@loganburge7932]

Milinda Driggers true

[@philseyelash1016]

if you wanna say Joe Sugg then just say *_J O E S U G G_*

[@milicaarajic]

I DIEDDD WHEN HE SAID THAT

[@riverjacobs2023]

"How ro draw a dan and phil impreg phanfic" lol okay then...

[@angelp2092]

When Dan slammed on the table the first time he freaked my bird out and she fell. 😂 She's fine.

[@mylouhedwig678]

Sammy Starts 😮 that honestly sound rlly, rlly cute

[@angelp2092]

Mylou Hedwig Trust me she may sound cute but she's old and thinks she's a gangster therefore likes to bite everything including me but I love her anyways.

[@mylouhedwig678]

Omgawd she thinks she’s a gangster that only makes it better

[@angelp2092]

Mylou Hedwig Nvm i did the research i think shes a "San Francisco parrot" which is weird. I never tried to look it up we found her dying so we took her. Wow the more you know.

[@avadubbs1160]

what bird do you have

[@skylahenry8552]

I love that even though they're both wearing black, Daniel's shirt it still darker than Phil's😂

[@iaveee2990]

Meme Obsessed Emo Rat Phil will never be darker than Dan, he’s the angle side of them ❤️

[@pinetree6480]

Meme Obsessed Emo Rat True lmao

[@pianoflamingo9309]

i noticed

[@Jess-lk3gr]

@@iaveee2990 angle

[@iaveee2990]

Jess Whoops

[@littlemixlyrics6613]

Dan: If you want big puffy eyes, do something with a spoon. Cold spoons literally get rid of puffy eyes.

[@maitesoto1953]

Little Mix Lyrics I think he said puppy eyes though

[@sssophie9292]

Little Mix Lyrics Maybe they were hot spoons. . .

[@littlemixlyrics6613]

Sssophie 😂😂

[@fangirlwithacamera]

Little Mix Lyrics sooooo.... your what youre saying is... warm spoons will give me puffy anime eyes?!?!?

[@meraki3898]

haha that part bothered me a lot more than it should have

[@beth6609]

DANS SWEATER PAWS

[@nuclearborezone3233]

i thought everyone knew about the anime eyes article 😂 i was obviously wrong ..

[@babygirl5532]

thatonevampire same bro I’ve been on their twice during both of my weird phases

[@nuclearborezone3233]

uchi uchi lol 😂

[@pixeliien]

I knew about it because of AkiDearest

[@skittykitty6545]

Popykai the Doggo Same!

[@welovestitch7606]

Popykai The Doggo Same

[@emilyobrien1161]

'yaah' *nah* 'yaah' *nah* 'yaah' *yaah?*

[@shujanaaurin7850]

Emily O'Brien lolz xx

[@toadt0ad]

Emily O'Brien lmao

[@gamerboi2738]

Next Dan meme? I think so

[@alienproductions7173]

You have over 1k likes and less then 10 comments

[@exiledsonofhawaii3934]

They are developing their own language now XD

[@katherinedarcy8299]

THEY PROTECC THEY ATTACC THE 2 SMOL BEANS ARE BOTH WEARING BLACC

[@charli.middleton]

The Professional Fangirl this is the best thing I’ve every read thank you

[@swedishturtle7862]

The Professional Fangirl tha best

[@Lauren-nk1my]

Yes thank you , you are a queen

[@feenie_wright]

Yes

[@catie2557]

I h a v e f o u n d m y p e o p l e

[@KayaJane]

"Just throw bombs around the bedroom" "Kaboom"

[@alliekruegs1735]

Wow...throwin poor Joe under the bus...😂

[@landgren8436]

I was looking for this commenttttt

[@josephinederr1860]

yeah when I heard him say that I almost screamed

[@wolftownesque]

Lol why is joe sugg always at nightclubs?

[@serrrrena]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly Phil wants his marshmallowly snacc

[@slayhumansly3573]

"If you want something Phil, just do it" -Daniel Howell 2018

[@vinylarts._1769]

so dan

[@bellac1239]

I’m here for this support

[@logan4633]

YOU GUYS NEED TO DE-CHRISTMAS DIL'S HOUSE IT'S FEBRUARY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

[@kaitlyn2295]

MORE SIIIIMMMSSSS YEEEEEESSSSS gotta have The dEvAn

[@rydrah699]

"If you want to say Joe Sugg, just say Joe Sugg, Phil." xD

[@Anna-zz5fq]

“Yah! Nah? Yah. Nah? Yah. Yah?” Me: Dead because that was super adorable

[@sarinagoldie7843]

Is that their always??

[@MegaHexli]

Dan "I told you" Howell even though he choose the wrong answer

[@greeneyesmetblack]

Mega Hexli right? 😂

[@britta2649]

dan how did you know the Aristotle quote and get the passion/reason one wrong??? it was saying you can't let passion blind you.

[@Aree.]

Britta and this whole time I thought it said "Fashion"

[@endofinfinity4131]

Play this again please.

[@HANNAH-mw9tz]

i agree with your name

[@aurora2061]

i have found my people

[@shannonweiss7424]

i skipped ahead in the video by accident and all I heard was *"dan and phil mpreg fic"*

[@brookemahneke5976]

shannon w lmao

[@pinetree6480]

shannon w lmao

[@nexana]

I did that too omg

[@mikaylarasnick]

no thx

[@epynephrine]

"If you wanna say Joe sugg, just say Joe Sugg, Phil." Dan being an absolute savage 2018

[@julianbrecht4771]

"if you want to say joe sugg just say joe sugg" IM CACKLING

[@My-yg8hd]

DANS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIEEEE

[@izymnc6925]

phil: in some peoples Instagram stories, theyre just at a nightclub every night me: lmao joe sugg dan: if you wanna say joe sugg, just say joe sugg, phil me: *wheezes*

[@_fullsunflower]

your icon is very... iconic

[@girlsquadHannah]

I think I died a little

[@amy-vl7js]

SAME BAHAHA

[@KatalinaKristina]

dizzyizzy this is the cutest thing

[@itsluarcos]

I was thinking it was Joe and almost die when Dan said that

[@ainsleychadwick8747]

"ready for the menstruation waterfall" Every month Dan, every month.

[@brie]

Ainsley Is dead inside “every month” tRigGeReD “Now every month, we buy a hamster.”

[@ainsleychadwick8747]

Alyssa F *PASS THE HOLY WATER*

[@tanishasharma1122]

IM DEAD

[@MilfLvr420]

Ainsley Is dead inside a waterfall is an understatement for the gushing waves of hell which protrude from our vaginas every month

[@hannahthepotato9940]

I will forever call my period a "menstruation waterfall" now

[@padfootrulz860]

*“Some people’s instagram stories are just them at a night club every... night”* “Well if you wanna say Joe Sugg just say Joe Sugg Phil!” Me -> SHADE! 😱😂😂😂

[@VitoriaSantos-ur8yy]

the shade at joe I LOVE

[@marymoore63]

damn dog + damn daniel = damn spaniel

[@stephyt5815]

Mary Moore it’s time to stop

[@lani7927]

Mary Moore yes.

[@trishaagr]

Mary Moore idk if im proud or disappointed

[@jessica-ls3tc]

Mary Moore omg I was thinking that before

[@aioloswind]

no

[@gothmisa9235]

THE JOE SUGG SHADE IM CRAFTING

[@lovebotcalum]

Theresa Howell I CRIED LAUGHING

[@heathermr]

okay phil wearing black i see you

[@Mr.Seek420]

I love how when they weren't sure of an answer they would choose between the two they narrowed it down to (one actually being the right answer) and convince themselves that the wrong answer made sense then proceeded to pick the wrong answer and rage. I love these guys. They're hilarious.

[@Charlotte-cn6xb]

*gets 2* dan: we're on four!1!

[@hannah-cs9xn]

dan: i think it’s this phil: ok *gets it wrong* dan: i tOLD YOU

[@momoluvr6052]

Dan, Phil & marshmallows ~ name a better trio. I’ll wait.

[@avadubbs1160]

“IVE GOT MY PERIOD”-Phil Lester 2018

[@biancaelliot3526]

they protecc they attacc but most important that birthday philussy is bacc

[@emmalewis3701]

Q:How to be a sexy nerd A:Inherit Dan and Phils genes

[@katmaccoll2761]

Yeah Dan, *just put some highlighter on your eye* and bam! Anime eyes.

[@laurenasuzano1977]

Dan: *listens to phil and gets it wrong* I TOLD YOU! whY wOULd iT be tHAttT?1! Dan *doesn't listen to phil and gets it wrong* I TOLD YOU! juST gO WiTH YouR gUT!!1

[@annaweis9435]

“yaah” “yaah?” maybe “yaah” will be our always

[@prettylittlebeauty8528]

Anna Weis Did you just..

[@flaurelmusic]

Omg....XD

[@mahreenzahid7398]

Omygod xD

[@mmaantj]

Anna Weis wahahahaha

[@pardonmeareyouaaronburrsir3889]

Noooooooooooo I just finished the book (for the millionth time) and every time I burst into tears

[@whatinselfdeprication8459]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly dannie's screams are bacc

[@mannat1282]

what in self deprication YASSSS ;)

[@aperpetualmess]

7:31 I'm dying... how to converse, an educational moment with Dan and Phil

[@ansulaahmed2518]

The shade Phil through at Joe Sugg

[@yourdadmiles4441]

Phil: Hello- Dan: *barks* Me: why are you the way that you are

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Because the internet has ruined him in all the best ways.

[@EmmasAveragelife]

phil"the next one is you *shows a sad person* me: *chokes on my toast*

[@liabug1164]

Phil's eyes are gad dam mesmerizing

[@skye264]

If ya wanna say Joe Sugg just say Joe Sugg Phil

[@justanotherpat]

I must say: Dan and Phil look so good in black 😱

[@ana-ql4rm]

Maria Malia OMG I know right!

[@jaywhatever9073]

They look good in everything though 😍😍😍

[@ana-ql4rm]

Jaelynn Blatterman I agree!!!

[@justanotherpat]

Jaelynn Blatterman oh yeah no doubt about it 😊 but there's something about dark clothes on them that is just 👌👌👌

[@justanotherpat]

DanAndPhilPHAN yooo I nearly had a stroke when I read the begining of your username and saw your profile picture 😂😂😂😂

[@btwenty-two]

Phil: ok next one is you Next one: is a translucently white crying person

[@tarunika935]

*_YAH_* *_NAH_* *_YAH_* *_NAH_* *_YAH_* *_YAH?_*

[@scratchedcds]

1:43 “They’re ready for the menstruation waterfall.” *D A N. N O.*

[@bopdotjpg1526]

“If you want something just do it,” Umm Danny boy, knowing this fandom that’s not the best advice.

[@sinkdishes]

bopdotjpg Phandom*

[@bopdotjpg1526]

*phandom

[@alice-bz6sp]

Who else thinks dan could sing really well if he tried?...

[@macpollen]

The WhiteRabbit well I think he can.

[@nerdiedreams]

Have you heard The Internet Is Here?

[@daylightbright7675]

I hope he actually tries to make serious music someday 😊

[@destinynicole7919]

YES

[@kori.arieee]

Remember The Internet is Here? They both sing well. Phil especially.

[@holliemai5810]

"The how to live in peace" picture reminded me of in a heartbeat

[@kal7173]

"become a friend with a bear" but Phil...you already did ;3

[@amandaauden7056]

The new year's resolution was to scream less but Dan has screamed in every video since the new year has started😂

[@busesimsek2105]

this is pretty much me and my resolutions

[@alifremmerlid4571]

Me making resoultotions

[@sarahp6512]

My mom thought someone was screaming outside But it was Dan

[@sapphirerawkins7743]

What a great resolution.😂

[@jenrrr]

"I've had my period!" ~Phil 2018

[@Sara-vn2kz]

6:10 Stop! REWIND ! Dan's 2018 New Year's resolution was to stop screaming? ...... How many people have had to make that a resolution? Literally one.

[@michiekin]

7:31 by far my favorite interaction between dan and phil

[@teide9954]

*my cat never meows and he meowed when you guys came on the screen and i think that accurately describes the phandom in a phrase.*

[@arianethibodeau5407]

Asakura mine's hates them so much because I don't pet him when I'm watching one of their video 😂

[@kristinduran7856]

Asakura I think that is so cute and also very correct

[@magooyi]

Phil singing The Circle of Life randomly and Dan just going along with it and singing too while being confused is honestly the best

[@emilynelson3672]

I thought Dan was supposed to not be screaming this year...... RIP headphone users

[@jcfoxington9138]

the crossed out passion blindfold on the eyes being "how to reason" makes a lot of sense to me actually. it's saying "dont get blinded by your passion" because you cant reason by being passionate, you have to be logical and listen who youre reasoning with

[@lour0se]

Dan : screams Dan: wait my new year resolution was to stop screaming Me: .... you broke in the 1st gaming vid of 2018

[@RochelleBellMSP]

I love when Phil was trying to ‘talk dirty’ relating to war and he said “yeah?” To dan for his approval because dan is the king of kinks and innuendos

[@publicserviceannouncement7516]

“How to be a nerd that girls love” But all your fans do love you

[@sadie5031]

I was screaming at them ANIME EYES ITS FLIPPING ANIME EYES NOOOO!

[@kellinhomo7670]

>DAN and PHIL have UPLOADED! >What will you do? (watch) homework

[@krisppi7077]

this reminds me of homestuck what

[@francisbonnefoy124]

I was legitimately doing homework until I saw they uploaded

[@ixkoals]

alex isnt cool watch duh

[@chloeleto2260]

I was doing homework but I saw the notification and I scribbled all over my pillar drill

[@roandas.8447]

alex isnt cool watch

[@faithmedlock8671]

are boys our both in black. almost as if theyre ready for an.... *event* (hears g note quietly in background)

[@joy-zy1yv]

Cindy Crawford Delete and never repeat

[@molepole1998]

Cindy Crawford *our*

[@faithmedlock8671]

Bubblebean98 ty i didnt notice that.. and im a grammar fanatic 😂

[@sillysleepy227]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

[@sleepydyl1130]

NO

[@ashlynnsomers]

*gets flashbacks to one of dans live videos* he actually said highlighter instead of cheek shiner....wow.... 5:43

[@Kelly_C]

4:57 wow I love good omens

[@sugakookieswithacupoftae]

i only see two floating heads in a couch *oh*

[@wowza450]

suga kookies with a cup of tae yes

[@byunbyun7456]

nice username

[@dolantwinanddanhowelledits5601]

suga kookies with a cup of tae do they live in London or america

[@patildamay8425]

London

[@sugakookieswithacupoftae]

Baekhyun Biased thanks

[@shyan6671]

Wow, Dan is on to something. Every intelligent man I've ever met had a face! How did I not realize the connection before?

[@theincarnationofboredom207]

Not always, I met a very kind and intelligent sea erchin once.

[@jewelsdiamond5767]

DONT BE BLINDED BY PASSION IF YOU WANT TO REASON LOGICALLY

[@highlightmelon]

Dan: yeah Phil: nah Dan: yeah Phil: nah Dan: yeah Phil: yeah? Dan and Phil: *simultaneously look at computer screen*

[@EmmasAveragelife]

"yah" "nah" "yah" "nah" PLEASE STOP

[@iamnotactuallyalive]

this is the convos i have with my own friends...

[@laura-vq6zc]

sometrashnameddarloon ._. nah

[@Hayzel-ch4gk]

They are so married

[@sylviealexandra4218]

did you see the double meaning of the birthday cake dan got phil?! 0_0

[@thaynapinheiro6904]

Ikr

[@joesssaucey]

Wow

[@ihavesidebangssoimustbeemo4595]

*P H I L U S S Y-*

[@wafflessoup895]

heart eyes howel is thRIVING

[@martinaandersson]

*Don't be sad'* Oh come on I can't be the only one who directly went to *craft*