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[@scottwidener2770]

Acting possessed isn’t a hobby. *It’s a lifestyle.*

[@sarahfromtheneverland9001]

LMAO 😂

[@sunflower7874]

Yikes 🤣

[@sweettea735]

Awesomeman 3226 when can i join the cult?

[@cinderella7001]

THE CAT PEE DOES GLOW

[@a.l.e.x4326]

Yeeee😂😝

[@krisdoesart9643]

Danny has never looked older than someone before

[@chocolatefloof8859]

Apparently theres a first for everything

[@oppositeofbatman]

He is a few years younger, that’s saying something

[@sydney9580]

Satan Ryan’s 21 and Danny’s 25

[@samsamthetrashcan6198]

That's so trueeee

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

I feel like Ryan still looks older-

[@bread932]

I found an wiki how article on “how to act like you’re a witch in middle school”. There was a question that asked “does this only work for people middle school?”and there was an answer that said “no it doesn’t have to be only for middle school, i am a 37 year old single mother and i use this at work to make people obey my commands.” It is frightening to me that adults use these kind of wiki how articles.

[@GrayYeonWannabe]

that's amazing

[@flamingoflames8605]

Gets all the girls 😎

[@g.r.e..g]

@@flamingoflames8605 Lesbian witch mother

[@stygianmoon1716]

That HAS to be a joke.. it has to be..

[@Kya_YT]

What the fuck y’all found my mom on Wikihow??

[@eli-james1202]

This is actually why Danny is greying early, he’s getting his ice powers

[@babycielos]

Came here for this comment and this comment only

[@MissingPhoenix11]

💀💀💀

[@acunit55]

that’s actually funny

[@z3onix]

Lmao

[@kanalmimi]

Lol I accidentally read it as "greging early"

[@isabellaanderson5328]

When I was in the third grade, I was in the girls bathroom with a group of friends and this one girl, Ophelia, started talking about how she couldn't wash her hands because she turned into a mermaid whenever she got wet so my best friend ran her fingers under the faucet and flicked them at her. She rain into one of the stalls, shut the door and said "Oh, not now!" so one of my friends peeked under the stall and confirmed that she still had legs. Edit: A good addition to this is when my elementary school friend tried to convince me that he had super senses because his dad was a cop, and could tell that the flagpole in the parking lot was exactly 36.4 (or something like that) meters away just by smelling the air.

[@aizsniperi]

we all lied in elementary school

[@trevorstechcorner8361]

Lol

[@not-insane]

@Adam Buxton mystery solved.

[@Blueklima9708]

Damn, I used to think I was a werewolf for like all of elementary school. But one day my friend pointed out that the necklace I wore every day was made of silver, so it should be burning me. I said I wore it every day to build up an immunity to it so that nothing could kill me and I’d be immortal. I had big ambitions for a 10 year old

[@isabellaanderson5328]

@@Blueklima9708 maybe you built up such an immunity that you became human again

[@tatumfowler3603]

If old people have ice powers, is that why they're so sensitive about the thermostat?

[@quackerduck]

It’s all clear now 😮

[@avaccian629]

Is there a draft in here?

[@heybonbon8884]

Lol

[@siathakur5847]

"WHO MESSED WITH THE THERMOSTAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BILLY!"

[@spookyho5994]

Tatum Fowler *gasp*

[@rioghna7645]

Tell me Ryan doesn't give you lovably awkward Golden retriever energy

[@lazygenie5616]

This is so weirdly true, he’s just so happy to be their

[@bonniedykstra6722]

Yeah he’s just constantly happy and enjoying himself it infectious

[@MissingPhoenix11]

@Jimmy Jim Have _what?_

[@sanjaajdinovski1863]

BAHAHAHA EXACACTLY

[@paulinecoelho6639]

I never realized someone could be Mister PeanutButter from Bojack Horseman

[@shr00mski]

I’m glad Hans Christian Andersen came back to life just to collab with Disney to write a wikihow article; what a champ

[@queerqueen098]

He would be so happy to see how much more gay ppl are accepted nowadays!

[@silvermeasuringspoons6462]

Callab with Disney? Don’t you mean Walt Disney came back to life too? 😮

[@veronikavarbanova385]

Ok. But why do both of them look 16??? Where did they swim? The fountain of youth ?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

“Let’s go Ryan! We don’t want to be getting any wrinkles!”

[@liamlundqvist9965]

The fountain of greg

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

That should be a WikiHow article

[@TheSimplyCooking]

They follow a "how to pretend to be immortal" wikihow

[@__megs__5407]

When Danny is married & looks 10 years younger than me...

[@Adam-we9ww]

*takes forever making ice costumes and accessories* *gets fire powers* OH COME ON

[@perlebabin7115]

Adqm good one! 😂😂😂

[@user-s0m30n3]

Now you can become natsu dragneel, I guess?

[@Coyoteari]

Hey your enemies defo won’t anticipate it

[@ellie77]

I made a fire costume and dyed my hair red then got water powers :(

[@krisdoesart9643]

I mean that's the best way to trick your enemies into putting up the wrong traps

[@skyhideaway]

There was an article i read on "How to be a mermaid" and it was very similar to the ice powers one. It started off with very mundane tips like "spend time at the beach" or "join your highschool swimming club". Then it started telling you to be all secretive and refuse to swim in front of your friends because then they'll see your true form.

[@AroAceEnbyCatLover]

That’s counterintuitive because how could you be on the swim team while not swimming in front of people

[@skyhideaway]

@@AroAceEnbyCatLover idek lol wikihow is written by someone who has never had contact with another human being

[@francescapatti2934]

Dont forget the full moon bathtub ritual ! And the magical necklace 😂

[@WhyUBully957]

I was imagining if your family did this throughout the vid. You’re in the bathtub screaming “ITS NOT WORKING” as your sister tells you about garlic day and its mysteries, you hear your dad or mother in the other room yelling bloody murder, your other parent is slowly turning into a cat, and your brother has been constantly fainting for years.

[@milmax2486]

I ALMOST CHOKED LAUGHING OMG

[@WhyUBully957]

@@milmax2486 I forgot that I made this comment 💀💀💀

[@thE_gag]

💀💀💀

[@selinaj1089]

If someone asks you to do something, 1. Hiss 2. Pretend to have ice powers 3. Faint

[@sinopaba_]

IM SCREECHING 😭😭

[@claire8126]

But what if they look in my four inch notebook when I faint?

[@octoratta]

Perfect

[@greyisnthere]

When I was little I would pretend to faint all the time. But never to convince people I actually fainted. I literally just thought it was fun. Then in middle school I was cast in a play as a dude who's only purpose was to faint. All my years of extremely hard work and dedication finally paid off that day.

[@gabionwuegbuzie6053]

𝗟𝗺𝗮𝗼𝗼𝗼 😂😂😂

[@fakeusername.]

wait why is that super cute

[@katedole3269]

Honestly I love that for you dude

[@noizepusher7594]

Did you knock or out of the park?

[@fakeusername.]

@@noizepusher7594 PLS

[@witlessmargo7129]

Okay I’ve figured it out Ryan= Tom Holland Drew= Tobey Maquarie Danny= Andrew Garfield

[@Kugelblitz0424]

but everyone loves Danny Gonzalez

[@Alex_Hausam]

What about Kurtis

[@MateoC812]

ah yes, tobey macquire, the great value tobey maguiere

[@laraalvarezzz2]

​@@Alex_Hausamhe's ned

[@sop7763]

​@@Alex_Hausam hes peter b from spider verse

[@SnowLily123]

The first two steps in the “How To Act Possessed” article are just me and my anger issues in elementary school…

[@mammoneymelon]

the article is me in middle school with my emotional dysregulation

[@SnowLily123]

@@mammoneymelon lol

[@yay7402]

@@mammoneymelon lol

[@HALOTHE7]

​@@mammoneymelon lol

[@sarandabickle7189]

cody ko bleached his hair for ice powers confirmed

[@Dani-bl7xz]

oh my

[@Dani-bl7xz]

thats a bit 400 nic

[@marisamelice8810]

true

[@juiceemendez3951]

Evil ice witch *

[@isayyousay3663]

What do you mean, he naturally has gray hair

[@jessematthews4168]

I watched too many cooking shows and now I have rice powers.

[@taijutsugal]

Jessie Matthews I’m Canadian so I have nice powers

[@user-kh9ki3kq8m]

i forgot to wash my hair so now I have lice powers

[@declan2543]

I have been watching too much Danny, I have Greg powers.

[@berkeleymews]

I watched too many shows with made up words in it, I now have jice powers

[@yashswita]

I cut a lot of onions Now I have slice powers

[@astute_potato]

WikiHow be like "dress for the powers you want, not the powers you have"

[@Lily-xg1qq]

Great advice tho ngl 😭

[@cookiesam321]

I think the idea of the “leaving occult books around” thing is that whoever finds it is supposed to think you were researching the occult (for some reason) and got yourself possessed.

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

Pretty sure you're right, it's a common trope

[@emmajohnston1291]

At summer camp one year, a girl convinced me that she was a mermaid and made me promise not to tell. First time telling this secret in 7 years

[@Movieslurge2]

Emma Johnston :( but you promised

[@dghsdjk44]

Emma Johnston BRO YOU PROMISED, can’t just expose her like THT

[@memmermiller]

MERMAIDS ARE REALL!!! CALL THE PAPERS!!11!!!1!

[@morgang.5734]

emma she trusted you how could you

[@mochaccino3281]

You look 25 so this is very confusing

[@samanalikhan3468]

*ACTING POSSESSED IS NOT A PHASE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@wholesomegaylord6449]

Why do I feel like I would say this 😂

[@ejejjwjsjnsnnsnw]

It’s a lifestyle!

[@lolastojakovic5003]

This is something I would genuinely scream at my dad.

[@ariesaries6312]

MOM ITS NOT A PHASE

[@fifi_leafy2258]

Saman Ali Khan It’s just my personal expression, *MOM*

[@swift_chicken2301]

Get you a partner that looks at you the way Ryan looks at Danny

[@theyyluvvvchloe]

💀

[@thekingofducks571]

this... this is a thign!?!? i've been watching both danny and ryan for like 2 or 3 years and i just NOW find out they made a collab 5 years ago? what?

[@lovepuddingmybeagle]

thign

[@JohnathanGG]

thign

[@-why-do-you-ask-]

Ikr

[@jesijewels]

SAME WHAT IM FREAKING OUT THAT THEY KNOW EACH OTHER!

[@Trisaaru]

Sure, Wikihow may be disturbing, weird and confusing, but by God, the pictures make for some great meme material.

[@DaleChayanin]

Handz 0n Trigger pink guy forever. Lol

[@CoolPlayersVic]

That's where "Assert Dominance" came from.

[@sarahage3828]

Handz 0n Trigger vywqq hくぁhvっczcx んbっhgvfgっdddsd

[@glorym2627]

Never thought of this until read this comment 😂

[@ameliag1787]

Handz 0n Trigger preach.

[@beba3793]

The whole time Ryan is just admiring him like "this is actually happening now bro"

[@tracimoyer9879]

ikr it seems like Ryan is Greg too

[@chielojean]

@@tracimoyer9879 he is! he's a huge fan of danny 😆

[@maybeillanimate8135]

He finally got to sit at the cool kids table at lunch

[@kpmiller9726]

I WAS LE 2,100th LIKEEEEEEEEEEE

[@bluephenix1019]

KP Miller "le" why did you randomly go french

[@Satans_2ndhand]

I had a friend pretend to be possessed once on Halloween. It was really annoying because it freaked out one of our other friends (he was quite a bit younger then us) but no matter how many times we said we knew she was pretending she never admitted it.

[@tinyghost4337]

Ryan is so fucking adorable. He's like a very tiny golden retriever. LOOK AT THOSE EYES

[@clariphone.8434]

He looks genuinely so happy

[@zoey3543]

“do ice powers” has the same energy as “let’s together bath”

[@elijahorsmthh]

100th like go brrrrrrrrr

[@rowyn2643]

LETS TOGTHER BATH LETS TOGETHER BATH

[@elijahorsmthh]

@@zoey3543 ayyyyyyy :)

[@juliefarrell6688]

_Let's together bath, Let's together bath,_ *COME COME EVERYBODY JUST COME*

[@silly_.rabbit2]

@@rowyn2643 sure

[@pentwend5738]

I like how Ryan is sitting on a super tiny chair. And Danny's just on a huge chair.

[@Ryan-mv3dr]

that's to assert dominance

[@moderndaymyspace]

He's also sitting on a pillow

[@thatfourkinnie6077]

It's because Ryan is Danny's collab little brother :0

[@cipher4lifer77]

He's on a chair?! I thought he was just hovering 👁️👄👁️

[@illuminatitime796]

so i love your username

[@JoshuaStDenis]

I was about 5 minutes in before I noticed the nutcracker army and now I'm terrified.

[@ross9944]

So Danny has ice blue eyes and a white streak in his hair... I think there's something he needs to tell us.

[@justine8558]

I can't believe Danny is finally collaborating with Dash from The Incredibles.

[@alexmillraney3728]

Just Ine dash*😂

[@julesplayssims]

Just Ine bro. just no. who tf is flash

[@nshira2707]

I can’t believe you got his name wrong. FaKe FaN

[@justine8558]

SISTERS IM JOKING

[@isaacs_cafe]

*Cough* **Dash from The Incredibles *Cough*

[@ellis7965]

Their doubtful attitude towards this article is the exact reason they dont have ice powers

[@alexsm3882]

You have to believe

[@genericname2747]

They are fools for doubting the ice

[@Dough_Knut]

True... they never cared enough to _understand_ the concept of ice in the first place and rather brushed it off carelessly

[@sr2505]

Clearly they didn’t read the book, learn weather patterns, watch the movies, study snow and ice, or put their hands in cold water

[@Cardinalt]

You have to learn the structure of ice on a molecular level.

[@dawnbutdarkeningdawn]

i think my favorite wikihow article is how to rp a family on animal jam as there's a section involving the sex part of it and it's genuinely the funniest thing

[@MolecularMachine]

whAT

[@ek0dev]

😨

[@JulianaJensen-ys5vy]

As a person who actually has fainting spells fairly often, I can say that I wouldn't recommend it since I have had and have multiple concussions. But I do get out of things I don't want 🤷

[@mrbiggles28]

i love how ryan just spends the whole video waiting for a chance to speak

[@bethstetic7356]

Omg i was about to comment that.

[@angieneil2558]

at least he’s not that person who feels the need to talk, and just does it, even if someone is 💀

[@Myriapod774]

nice profile pic!

[@pokicollectasmr6766]

Ikr

[@A_Strawberry]

@The Dead Center thats why he has the prettier wife.

[@mariafausti3128]

Danny looks like he got slapped by legal

[@JamesSmith-to3kl]

Boop

[@abbysluvr]

YAHAHAAHAHWHAHAHA

[@idontevenknowanymore7594]

LFMAOOO

[@user-vn8iw6xq3h]

Haha I saw that video

[@boluayeni2886]

i’m allergic to cats 🤣

[@LadyCitrus]

Just saw this and having actual fainting spells due to disorders and disability hearing the one on how to fake them to get out of things made me furious.

[@metalgorilla0552]

6:22 are we just going to ignore how both of her eyes are staring into a different direction

[@vakarebaranauskaite6691]

Her??

[@ehthaboe8115]

All this time I thought I was getting grey hair because of stress and old age, but I’m just developing my ice power. Wow this explains so much

[@jq3549]

The more you know 🌈

[@jojeli1316]

How's it going for you?

[@ehthaboe8115]

Pena_ DaPotato too much ice power, I’m sick now 😂😂

[@jojeli1316]

@@ehthaboe8115 ice powers can be rough

[@ehthaboe8115]

Pena_ DaPotato it’s too powerful!

[@chihuahuabently95]

How to act possessed: Step 1: Study every chihuahua you can find. Step 2: Copy their behaviour.

[@TheDanim1]

@The Black Crayon i fucking love you

[@frosty_teacup]

Marbles: 👁️👅👁️

[@kayland.5724]

💀

[@thatfourkinnie6077]

I have a chiuiuiua and she's extremely submissive to the other animals, a complete omega, very lovable, affectionate and barks at any person who comes through the door but immediately jumps on them and barks for attention.

[@chihuahuabently95]

@@thatfourkinnie6077 Yeah. My family chihuahua is like that. But most are known for being pretty yappy and snappy. And I AM the manager 😂

[@jillianmcnabb3597]

love how they try to hide their “powers” by wearing a snowflake necklace

[@expiredmilk85]

How to actually pretend to faint: Start acting tired and woozy amd when someone asks you, say you’re fine, then, after a few seconds start tripping a little, than just fall onto the nearest table / desk and just keep your face frozen, than after like 10 seconds slowly get up and groggily moan.

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

This is actually helpful for a story I'm writing cause someone faints in it lol

[@expiredmilk85]

@@pixiethealienkitty1894 I’m just here to help

[@ii_bakuhoe_ii1518]

I just tried all that in my head

[@ii_bakuhoe_ii1518]

But how do u fall on a table?? Like wouldn't it hurt??

[@expiredmilk85]

@@ii_bakuhoe_ii1518 go for your elbow/shoulder to land on so it won’t actually damage anything bad, and if the table is tall just go for a chair

[@Curiouswhatever]

Why are your hands cold? *snow reason*

[@elj955]

🥁🥁👏

[@onyxsavior7179]

Badum CHHHHH

[@lavenderwoof6742]

Badumpsssss

[@Blawaisican]

Hahaha

[@familytingzoyea6940]

ba dum tsss

[@viamendes1621]

Is it just me or was Ryan fangirling the whole time?

[@scentsiclestylings4443]

It was so cute aw

[@hannahjoy333.]

Via Peters no it was not just you I spy a fangirl

[@viamendes1621]

Hannah Ytuarte here we spy a fan girl in its natural habitat 😂

[@orlakelly]

Yes yes yes

[@kanyasangria9130]

Lmao yea

[@hondaaccord736]

How to act possessed steps 1-4: Show signs of extreme depression.

[@claudinedecarlisle8647]

Hey Danny and Ryan. This is another fun collaboration video. Your energy together makes it greatly entertaining. I don't know if you're aware of this; the CDC has tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse on their website. It's legit emergency info presented tongue in cheek. Your presentation of wiki-how reminded me of it. Thanks again for the laughter.

[@gen.not.clickbait]

Wow I didn’t know that Danny could get out baby-faced

[@hueningkai25]

U haven't seen me yet... u would think I'm 10 😂 (I'm 21)

[@HH-kn3fi]

to be fair ryan is like 19 lmao

[@djkingcock434]

how old is he supposed to be

[@ouchthathurt9726]

Gen_ *insert clever name here* dude have you even SEEN Zach Herron just look him up vro

[@oklol7142]

@@ouchthathurt9726 Zach looks so fucking adorable tho😂

[@swapnilchaba3106]

G rated version of Cody Ko and Noel Miller

[@lillybby9313]

white version*

[@juliarivers4470]

lilly bby you know cody is white, right?

[@melissa171799]

@@juliarivers4470 ya but his raps in tmg add +3 ethnicity points

[@vividneon]

@@melissa171799 only on their new stuff. In Super Xan cody sounded white af

[@ItsHardToBeThisCool]

oh fuck😂😂😂

[@potato_that_tickles_his_pickle]

Gotta love Hans Christian Andersen dying in 1875, then coming back to life just to make a wikiHow article

[@Kuroes_]

"Step number 9: Act like the frostbite doesn't bother you" *I guess you could say the cold never bothered me anyways*

[@kirstenschaefer1342]

Cody Ko must have ice powers with his bleached hair

[@jk97883]

nah with his hair he might be a snowman

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

dont reveal his secret omg...rude

[@kelkinn]

oh my god that's so cool

[@SamFioreMusic]

His next video: “Coming Out...As an Ice Queen!!” Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mooncrumble9036]

How to have ice powers: *Step 1: tape Freezers to your hand*

[@blarghmoment1825]

I did this, what do I do now?

[@Nos3y]

@@blarghmoment1825 your done!

[@inugamiwang9704]

Genius

[@raissadsouza2976]

Einstein could never ....

[@lianair4383]

instructions unclear. i now have a group of polar bears and Arctic foxes following me. help.

[@loganlux2135]

Like 5 years ago I had a „not like other girls“-phase and wanted to be a legit superhero/villain (didn’t really matter) so I read _several_ Wikipedia articles on how to be a superhero and stuff like that. I also tried for a few weeks to make people think I’m a secret agent by sneaking around school, telling people I have plans and obviously making up what I have planned, and letting an app call me and then saying „I told you not to call me here“ into my phone

[@out_of_this_paper]

8:42 2019 - ryan trahans first naughty nono stinky word -

[@juulie3742]

get you a man that looks at you like how ryan looks at danny

[@josephreis2915]

juulie lol I was thinking that the entire video

[@jaredbuckley8477]

Yeah I was thinking that too

[@xchara6996]

This comment has 666 likes XD

[@thebiggay8092]

But I want a woman because I'm a lesbian *thinking emoji*

[@kouuay]

I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

How to pretend to faint: Step 1: *Get a brick*

[@nanaadjoa219]

You know what to do

[@prowlinality]

are we sure this is pretend anymore?

[@NoLongerTwee]

I've been holding this brick for five months, please tell me step two- my family is worried.

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

@@NoLongerTwee Step 2: Eat it

[@lisianthus9091]

i choked on my buiscuit

[@stu_pot1631]

I love how their only two steps into the first article and Danny is ALREADY angry that he hasn't gotten to the cool steps yet

[@ivymoths]

this is almost completely unrelated but at around 4:52 i got a greenpeace ad about forest fires and it said something like "if we don't do something, this family [of koalas] will take their last breath" right before i skipped, and right after was the bit where ryan said "i'm excited" and i audibly gasped lmfaooo most dramatic gasp i've ever taken tbh

[@xxSkyzxGame]

Dude, just as he said “why can’t this freeze” my phone froze. I genuinely thought it was apart of the video for a few seconds.

[@feksake]

Lol

[@marilenatriantafyllou5751]

Coincidence? I think not

[@MsTrinigyal28]

Grammar. You have grammar. *THANK YOU*

[@xxSkyzxGame]

AestheticCloud Lmao, yeah. Unfortunately I’m seemingly one of the only teenagers these days with proper grammar. 😂

[@tnvkmusic867]

• xxSkyzx • a part*

[@lilietestrada4595]

I have two things to say One Ryan's laugh sounds like a very happy cough And two it's the first time Danny looks older than someone. Ryan looks 14 and Danny looks 15

[@xxslytherinxx9967]

😂😂

[@Alina-kn8wf]

To

[@GenerationConteXt]

Danny's 20 something, maybe 30 something

[@Alina-kn8wf]

@@GenerationConteXt that is the joke

[@lilietestrada4595]

@@Alina-kn8wf thanks. I always mess up

[@Chloe-K9]

I once saw a wiki how on how to act like Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan and the whole premise was don't show any emotion

[@spamme.]

My two most favorite creators Now all we need is faline san

[@ritapizza821]

that would be an insane collab to be honest

[@elibarden1911]

Danny looks like a dad and Ryan looks like a teen boy from the 80s

[@rowaneditspeppa3361]

Nah Danny is that one friend from ever disney Channel show ever that always comes over and pretty much just lives there

[@fionathepersona9409]

@@rowaneditspeppa3361 why is this so accurate??

[@lee-tl8lt]

ryan looks like the nerd from breakfast club

[@andi714]

Your pfp gives me life

[@theorange7564]

@@lee-tl8lt no wonder he's so conceited

[@diepahlo3817]

*Danny looks 17 and Ryan looks 14*

[@addisenjackson2290]

Y do people say this!

[@tjgreg-ory3785]

He has a *young face*

[@thatbiss9878]

Baby face

[@illegalpancakes9289]

Nah Danny looks 6 and Ryan looks like a fetus

[@saramcknz]

The only person that can make Danny look older 😂

[@theredproxy1479]

fun fact in elementary school i would pretend 2 faint every time we had 2 run the mile (not bc of that article) and i actually managed 2 convince several doctors i had an iron deficiency

[@jungleblobs5225]

i will strangle the life out of you if you continue to use "2" instead of "to"

[@VortexBH]

Ryan Trahan is so cool, he should make a 30 day series on delivering a penny to MrBeast

[@rachsteb81]

Ryan looks like he looks up to Danny.

[@o18k7g8]

I was thinking the same thing the whole video

[@imsorryaccount1426]

Ye

[@fandomfollower5247]

He has to. His chair is much smaller then Danny’s.

[@Coutou._.]

Fandom Follower lol

[@linkshunter608]

He probably does danny is a titan in the commentary industry

[@preciousseong]

I like Ryan. It sounds like he coughs every time he laughs.

[@urmotherdotgov_6502]

Lol. It does 😂

[@lamblamb6596]

It’s beautiful

[@hyper3d893]

He has a youtube channel

[@easyevil5943]

My dude loves dry jokes I guess

[@ejzeida3478]

Are those two sentences related?

[@arcadeinvader8086]

10:58 "Guys I think devin might be... a dummy!"

[@spellowdino8855]

I read a Wikihow article about getting out of school for being “sick”. One of the things it suggested is drinking a certain liquid that *makes you throw up* .

[@alexkitty149]

Give me the link lol I need to read that

[@siennaellis8252]

they look like two different cartoon characters in a crossover

[@lucassmith15]

Sienna Ellis ,

[@sugarbaby1974]

kellie g OMG, can’t unsee it now!! 😂

[@nickhankins6851]

*"I learned how to arts and crafts."* -Danny Gonzalez 2018

[@kimberlyasciutto7640]

Nick Hankins I was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else found that funny😬

[@giveawormaspine]

As someone who legitimately faints occasionally, how you would get out of things by fainting isn't actually the fainting itself. I'm usually only unconscious for 5-10 seconds (long enough to hit the ground), but the disorientation and dizziness can last for up to half an hour depending on the situation. I once lost memory of about 10 minutes before and after the faint. It's more the side effects of fainting that make you unable to do anything afterwards.

[@ruebengaming486]

The great reset

[@sleepless2229]

Friend: I have ice powers Me: Can you show me? Friend: Uh... Uhm.... ‘faints’

[@sofiaemma06]

Yes😂😂

[@hangryhufflepuff9530]

I'm JuSt GoInG tO sTaRt FaInTiNg

[@lollysherman]

When you wake up start hissing

[@sleepless2229]

Lolly Sherman ??

[@lollysherman]

LemonBoy IsMe from the “how to act possessed” part lol

[@catlinalexandra]

Greg is no longer the fastest growing army... *the nutcrackers are.*

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

Brittney Bonicelli Cue the March of the Toy Soldiers from The Nutcracker.

[@abdurrahim3283]

Lol

[@qwertyuiop4169]

The nutcrakers are greg

[@catlinalexandra]

@@qwertyuiop4169 perhaps but they seem to be growing faster than us... *they're planning to take over*

[@lukehale5381]

the nutcrackers are part of greg

[@baglehishket361]

2:37 nah it's more like you wanna learn Für Elise and the teacher is explaining where the wood to make the piano comes from and the ethics of using ivory to make the keys (which they don't anymore, thankfully).

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i am seriously considering doing only the “practice your ice power” step because it’s so fucking funny to me

[@rapzenrage6948]

The ice powers worked for me, the video kept freezing :(

[@ratrat5255]

>

[@timeakovacs9409]

lmao i snorted

[@sopheacraveiro3388]

Lmao

[@nenad.1821]

Bahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahaghahahaghahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha.....lol you just made my day

[@jupiterrose7838]

underrated

[@unlacedshoe3696]

before i knew ryan i thought you colabed with a random 16 year old

[@she_esh]

Lol i thought the other way

[@xx_ratfucker321_xx2]

They are both 12 lol

[@sharp9150]

@@xx_ratfucker321_xx2 then what makes you, someone who has an among us pfp

[@xx_ratfucker321_xx2]

@@sharp9150 a ten year old girl literally

[@elijahcox5378]

@@sharp9150 there's no way that could be any more irrelevant

[@dxn11i]

How humble of Danny to not make a big deal about his ice powers and just leave hints with his hair

[@tothemoonjacob5021]

danny almost let ryan do the intro:))) hes so nice!! and so humble!! thank you for letting small youtubers like brian or whatever be on your channel!!!!

[@jess_l6901]

Ryan falling in love and Danny friend-zoning him for 18 minutes straight

[@shreeyastache]

Tiniest turtle lMao

[@scentsiclestylings4443]

laughing MY ass off. MINE. ONLY MINE. Your asses stay attached. Only my ass can fall off. FUCK you.

[@fynessings1492]

Kids quit the sexual stuff when your like 11

[@JayPineurboy]

@@scentsiclestylings4443 bro i just chocked on my water heLp

[@thifanny7298]

LMAOOOO

[@shrekshrek767]

can’t wait for the next article “How to Convince People you have Fire Powers” step 1: put your hand in flaming hot coals

[@maddies1629]

Shrek Shrek that profile picture though

[@starhasasword5223]

SHERK

[@King-nr4vx]

Jordan is dumb. Step 5 - When there is a house fire in a movie, maybe look at your hands and smile. Maybe you shouldn’t do it to often.

[@saltyfox1725]

Step 2: make your friends take you to the hospital because your hands and basically destroyed

[@AirLight1646]

Shrek Shrek that way they will feel WaRm :D

[@LaysChipsEnjoyer]

The collab we all wanted but never knew we needed

[@Aproud_chicken]

Some of the “unnerving” stuff that’s supposed to make me seem possessed is stuff I do normally.😧

[@nathalietayag9219]

i love hands christian and her son. great pronunciation danny

[@Aerials135]

can't stop laughing at this

[@jojotayag698]

Nathalie Tayag ah yes, hands christian and her son. my favourite author.

[@thecatladytm7172]

Y'know, I just had a thought. Since a lot of inspiration was taken from The Snow Queen, is Disney making a character named Hans the antagonist a reference to the fact that Frozen differs wildly from its "source material"? I may just be sleep deprived.

[@InternetCatEnjoyer]

😂😂😂

[@rhodopisdenile8977]

Steven Goetz hans Kristoff Anna Sven Hans Christian anderson

[@jaylynnej.2051]

I think the “How to act like your possessed” article should be changed to “How to get admitted into a mental health facility”

[@yael6018]

JayLynne J. I think the “how to act like your possessed” article should be “how to act like you’re possessed”

[@enoXiwame]

how to be nellie bly

[@tigerkite9520]

How to be like my sister

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

How to get put on Dr.Phil

[@jacobsangkharat5288]

Who was this after watching Ryan Trahans dilivering penny series

[@zevuu_]

LOOLL

[@incertis_itineribus]

"who is reading these articles?" -Danny while doing exactly that

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

Tbh If a notebook cover had "How Garlic Day Came to Be" on it, I'd be more inclined to take it

[@arandomperson7339]

I mean, I would too

[@noahklaus5272]

Sprinkle some Stardust I would like but it has the perfect number of likes

[@mr.quackers3545]

I like how Danny mixed centimeters and inches.

[@aidreelol1151]

get you someone who looks at you the way Ryan looks at Danny

[@kryptickandy7670]

LPS Choco Omg It's so funny Cause I checked ur channel and It does not match your Threathing Comment XD 😂

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

@@kryptickandy7670 "Phan edits" - "If you start a ship I'll fucking murder you"

[@imacupcake]

LPS Choco *gives weapon*

[@makenac2130]

Yes plsssssss

[@marloroidunet5857]

Phannies are everywhere

[@sheepysnowtato824]

11:15 Well if the demon hasn't taken full control yet then the person might try and figure it out on their own time but not tell anyone cause they'd seem crazy. My only question would be why doesn't the demon just clean it up or, better yet, burn the bo.oks? The symbols feel like overkill, especially if they're the stereotypically ones and everywhere. Why am I actually kind of criticizing this WikiHow?

[@BenjaminWillard-hs7km]

Crazy Ryan now almost has double the Gregs

[@noah-ny5tw]

Danny: *breathes* Ryan: *LAUGHS IN HYSTERICS*

[@meowmeow20371]

aylin cildir lol

[@Nsun07]

Ryan is Jimmy

[@denscomet9163]

Tbh I do that too 😂😂

[@rennie5342]

My name is Aylin

[@felix-fw3lq]

Pfff me

[@libbylou9255]

*ryan trahan fangirling for 18 minutes an 27 seconds*

[@kaitlynf.9143]

Libby Lou lol same

[@indya9618]

Seconds? 😂

[@jada1174]

*minutes

[@libbylou9255]

Ok i get it. i sAiD tHe WrOnG wOrd

[@harrythesailor3622]

Libby Lou you still haven’t changed it tho

[@Titanhomemovies]

Can confirm that at least a few old people I know have ice powers

[@james_0049]

Me watching this in 2022 and Ryan Trahan has passes Danny in subscribers (OVER 10MIL)