How to Be Correct About Everything All the Time

[@narwhalifiedv1419]

I think I might go out and give a stranger a rather convincing thumbs up

[@jakmak94]

Can I get a thumbs up

[@bananasstuff3344]

congrats you got pinned!

[@user-rj2ju2pt1o]

The most liked comment is the correct one. Democracy is garbage.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

can i also get a thumbs up

[@sumbuddy4088]

Go thumb people up you magnificent bastard

[@distantignition]

"I didn't fall for any of the optical illusions," he said, self-satisfied and desperately alone.

[@rapchee]

**no contact high five**

[@animationspace8550]

I stare at this comment with respect... also alone.

[@livethefuture2492]

but he did, he fell for the illusion that he is alone in this world...

[@stealthygecko3782]

Yeah

[@yaksher]

There's a difference between "I'm familiar with the concept of optical illusions and thus was able to ascertain that this was one and that the answer is probably 'neither'" and "I didn't fall for any of them" :P

[@Hogo_-to7tv]

Me when i clicked this video: “finally I can beat every argument” Me after the video: “damn... i gotto be nicer to my cousins..”

[@ctrlaltshift]

*or point at a cat 😂😂

[@AmstradExin]

What an air-flippin' way to waste my time! I demand a refund!

[@marcus3d]

Most click-baity title I've come across yet

[@Hogo_-to7tv]

Marcus Sundman yup, that’s true....

[@xi7837]

*Alabama music softly playing in the background

[@Asodym]

this is the most complicated way of saying be nice I've heard.

[@niobedragones6457]

Let's be real. People fucking need this...

[@niobedragones6457]

@Egg T bonie? What

[@CarrotAndCo]

Ever heard of the bible?

[@user-im5ru7vm9i]

and let’s be honest, it’s the best too

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@CarrotAndCo yeah? What about it?

[@actuallyarjun]

this video screams "It's okay to be stupid, but be kind" and I'm all here for it.

[@TheGonzogibby]

“And possibly drugs.”

[@AASteve_Plasma]

Xdddddd

[@jackiec498]

Ayyyye....but yr half there mah dude so keep on 👍🏽😅😉🤍

[@David280GG]

​@@jackiec498wayta?

[@Sucker4Mitski]

i feel like society teaches us otherwise. it seems as if it is ok to be rude, just be smart

[@DavidplusNK]

how did this go from an argument between the wind and the sun, to a man confessing his hate of psychics

[@ozzi4647]

That argument was in this video?! Oh god...

[@cartoondinosaur7491]

I don't care if your a priest or an atheist. we hate those taking advantage of grieving and desperate people for personal profit

[@lapepa1699]

turtle :)

[@alphanoodle1877]

at this point I feel his videos are highly edited rants funny rants tho

[@henrychang340]

Most importantly, to kindness, eventually.

[@alockz7383]

The wind and sun talking is the most british thing I’ve heard all day

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Today I heard Graham McTavish swearing, so for me it was the second most British thing I heard today.

[@ImSumGuy]

It's a much older story but I wish I could tell you where it came from. I heard it for the first time like a week ago so when exurb1a started telling it, I was kinda like wtf. But I can't remember where I heard it, just that it must have been less than a week ago

[@seanterry2619]

Same hear and I’m British

[@stuartmacleid1443]

Same here and I live in the uk

[@kekzilla6669]

It's from Aesop's fables, minus the tattoos and swearing. 😎 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_North_Wind_and_the_Sun

[@gemma2547]

'Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA'... this may be my new favourite quote

[@Eterrath]

Both are equally a part of us. It's on us to use them intelligently enough to not become an insufferable dickhead.

[@Bynj3]

AKTSUALLY.....

[@kookieking2482]

My new favorite quote is " tell them to f.ck off, with love."

[@dylanbruesehoff2784]

and the best part is its proven and tru

[@onemillionpercent]

!!!!! no actually

[@colins1907]

the little flash of a page for one frame at 10:20 says "Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat. And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible they'll say, "Yes okay." It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never to last anyway." Which I honestly think is very intelligent.

[@BryanTheHonored]

Thank you, I’ve been looking for someone who stop the flash

[@KudoShinichii1412]

lovely, I really love this guy, and him understanding the points he said is also amazing I love a lot of stuff about this guy more than any other person I know, I met similair people and I love them

[@vtorious9102]

I felt amazing after I got it. Felt hard, like I earned it too

[@lucascampestrini467]

he told me several time to go f myself with me trying to pause the video

[@bennytennyson]

I just set it to 0.25x speed

[@yes-ks8vl]

Teacher: "What's 1+1?" Me: "You seem a bit irritated, mate. What's up?"

[@sireunica8287]

A plus! What an outstanding move! Harvard would love to know your location😃🥺😳🤯💀 ;)

[@deemaalisaeedabumelha453]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@yes-ks8vl]

wow i never got this many likes before

[@blazerheata6479]

@@strangelyukrainian7314 thank you so much, ^^ but if exub1a somehow found his way to the unknown pebble that is Malaysia just to tell me to fuck off 20 times in 0.25 speed I'd probably thank him lol

[@CheysGallery]

Every counselor you ever meet 😂

[@martines2956]

This video went from a comedy to a really deep psychological thriller real quick

[@iluvsomebananamilks3367]

right? Literally chills as the British man went through the sea analogy (I think that's right?) and then the last line about kindness in our dna 🤌

[@william44011]

@@iluvsomebananamilks3367 Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, disobey your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours? Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17) Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever. Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)

[@adr3510]

@@iluvsomebananamilks3367the power of reading and writing from a young age…

[@lenaalt2387]

describes almost every story i read 😂

[@amanewithjesus]

John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life .

[@bruhchill5314]

I thought this was a kid's story until mr.wind started talking

[@angrymurloc7626]

It's an reinterpretation of a kids story. Swearing does not appear in the original haha

[@jxckktm9682]

Sun dude enn gat no chill

[@Spikeydelic]

hehe :P you are new here arnt ya? :) Welcome haha this channel will blow ur mind =D

[@joaoruxa]

Kids story : 0:38-

[@brokenhanded7364]

@@angrymurloc7626 what story is it?

[@twomanuls]

Many years ago I used to be a very bitter, argumentative, and insecure person. I would look for any opportunity to be upset or prove myself right to anyone and everyone, even friends and loved ones. It got so bad I started to push away everyone who cared about me. I saw this video in my recommended at the time. Figuring it would be some sort of guide on how to win arguments with people to fuel my arrogance, I clicked on it. After watching the whole thing I cried. I wanted nothing less then to apologize to my friends and people close to me, and strive to be nothing less than the most positive me I could be. It took me so long to realize just how miserable I was making myself by doing nothing but trying to ruin it for everyone else. This video isn't the only reason I'm as happy as I am now, but I really am thankful I watched it when I did. I don't know where I would be or what I'd be doing if I was still that same person, and I've never been happier than I am now.

[@Bolt_Lenova]

Nice job mate , I am proud of you.

[@wtz_under]

no offence, this sounds a little pretentious. but this seems genuine. keep going and continue maturing, especially in a world where critical thinking is lacking.

[@bruh_3444]

Mom, the British turtle man is yelling strangely inspirational stuff at me again

[@Dyl00099]

Bruh

[@melonbals5512]

Bruh

[@gurlalsingh-lf3cx]

Bruh

[@Moridin69]

Bruh

[@AbiRizky]

Bruh

[@thefakerth]

“Is anyone actually steering the ship? Because those sure are some big waves over there, and we’ve never been this far out to sea before.” An extremely well way of putting it.

[@Guztav1337]

We all are. We all got to collaborate to batten down the hatches, pull the ropes, hoist the sails, start tacking.

[@Guztav1337]

​@Rie Ta ​ @Rie Ta I'm not being optimistic at all. I'm just stating that we all are sailing the 'ship'. And it works best if we collaborate. (not that it will happen) But I am, indeed, fully aware that there are some who work against each other. Some who even destroy the 'ship'. And there is a whole range of issues on different scales. I'm not that ignorant, you know. :)

[@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536]

@Rie Ta lol you have my name "rie" It's a pretty rare name here and almost no one here has that name. So, It feels pretty weird for me.

[@MrDnbfreak]

He has a way of painting a verbal picture that's forsure

[@Ivory-f5b]

Hellooo fellow trans person hehe

[@mowdre6683]

“All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand” - Kurt Vonnegut

[@collinxsmith]

brilliant! I'll use this later. Thanks

[@mowdre6683]

Collin Smith -quote courtesy of the late great Kurt Vonnegut. He’s in heaven now.

[@Muykle]

They rose my hand instead. Cheeky bastards.

[@capshyer4815]

Done

[@anionshade970]

god thats actually really fucking good you better patent that one cause i GUARANTEE you someones gonna steal it!

[@karatexperience]

My grandfather died one year ago. I remember that during his final days at the hospital, the most things he thanked was about how the nurses, the doctor and his roommate were kind and nice with him.

[@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo]

>the most things he thanked Why are so many people who can't put together a sentence properly watching this channel? Your chances of actually understanding anything you're seeing are astronomically low.

[@karatexperience]

@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo Sorry, I'm am from spanish. Thank you're words for about helping me improving mine grammar while being so sensitive about of the topic of my comment, your so kind.

[@nicowskj7695]

@@NIgHTMaReFortyTwoi think u didnt understand the point of this video😭🙏🏻💀

[@halfmoon3017]

Same with my grandmother

[@halfmoon3017]

​@@nicowskj7695fr

[@wade9271]

Petition to start using "bill murrays" as a common universal unit of time

[@felpshehe]

Yes!

[@anamoebacorn]

Bill Murray is always aging, as we all are. However, one way to get around that would be to form a new calendar, consisting of BBM (Before Bill Murray) and ABM.

[@faqih9685]

Yeah it's one of gorillaz classic, i like it

[@freem4nn129]

hahaha :D

[@24Animals]

@Wade But, With COMPASSION.

[@oliebro7778]

This man could speak about the weather for a whole hour and I would still be interested.

[@sunnyjim1355]

It comes natural to us English.

[@bananya6020]

"the sun is fucking hot and oh my fucking god is it going to rain again. i was planning on going outside today, but i guess that's fucked. guess i'm staying at home for another day."

[@kszysztofmaziarz6357]

+1000

[@rafaelmonteiro9380]

Who wouldn't

[@Ballissle]

@@bananya6020 that was literally the case today. Pissing with rain all day yet still hot and I was going to go out this morning. But nope. Stayed in all day yet again.

[@quarfg]

It’s funny how this is considered one of your more “positive videos” and it starts off with a cloud and a sun swearing at each other

[@xo9726]

Lmfao

[@maxwellli7057]

*"HUEWHGHH"*

[@ishtiaqchowdhury2648]

And ends with "I detest you. Goodbye."

[@dixinormus8522]

𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙘𝙪𝙣𝙩

[@NStripleseven]

Yup

[@Sourwhatup]

Once the Sun started speaking I knew I was in for a phenomenally produced video.

[@paocut9018]

"Ignorance is in our bones but kindness is in our DNA, and if anyone says otherwise, just tell them to fuck off ... with love" this man can be insanely inspirational, insulting and hillariouse at the same time, he is the definition of multitasking. He just does it all and does it right

[@mauz791]

Such a beautiful quote

[@hl5412]

kindness is not in DNA, empathy and feel of pain of other specie is in DNA, but it's not true kindness.

[@greatestyoutuber]

yes its very sad about what he did to that poor woman

[@carlesa6628]

"He just does it all and does it right" did you pay attention to the video he made? xD

[@Tenchi707]

Lol you know what's in our DNA, killing, if anyone says otherwise now That's ignorance

[@boogie1159]

This guy is having a constant existential crisis

[@Tubeytime]

His secret is he's always drunk

[@ravenwingthecat2707]

Nah he is also on acid

[@EnglishTeaDrinker5]

Lol i can say from experience that a mental illness played a part in that

[@GalileoAV]

First time here on the channel? :D

[@boogie1159]

Galileo Gaming no. Just growing far more concerned every video

[@josippunek1810]

" I don't want to live in a world where being kind is a weakness. "

[@froggobaggins3328]

-keanu reeves

[@i_am_murshi]

I live in a world where being kind is a weakness and it's ok.

[@kyyyriiii]

@lolcano234 Those two movements state the truth that some of our societies are unbalanced: that they favor some groups over others, and lack the compassion necessary to even the gap. Weakness is staying silent and going with the flow. If your definition of weakness is to woe and lambast the lives of others while watching the evening news and being utterly incapable of level-headed discourse, favoring sensationalized expressions over gestures towards change, then we're on the same page; if your definition of weakness is fighting to bring kindness to all by standing up on behalf of someone who may not have the means to, then I'd like to urge you to reconsider your stance.

[@ToonedMinecraft]

@@kyyyriiii Well said, but you forgot the "fffffckk offf, with love" :)

[@kosiqueensly4506]

lolcano234 How on earth is the feminist movement and BLM movement scum? You say they are based on lies but there is irrefutable fact that women are oppressed by men world wide. You yourself may not contribute to it but that doesn’t negate the fact that men throughout history and even today are the main cause as to why the patriarchy doesn’t really benefit both groups. You say that men live a harder life and I agree. But think about this. Who are the world leaders, who starts wars, who are the people who decide the laws, who made the working field so toxic for men in the first place, why are men so suicidal. Certainly not women, men in the past have led the downfall of men today. Mental health of men are seriously looked over but honestly who’s fault is that. I don’t like the way I’m basing this argument but it’s a hard pill to swallow. Men set rules in place that lead to their downfall, throughout history they have never been held accountable. It’s understandable for women to be wary but of course to varying degrees. I don’t have to worry about being stoned for showing my face but I do have to be careful leaving the house or going out at night due to other men. We all have to face danger but it’s the fact that men can leave their house with relative safety and not have to be worried of other men. Do you think women want to be advocating and complaining, of course not.

[@gardensunshine]

the text that flashes on the screen at 10:20 or 10:21 says: “Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat. If someone says, "No, you are stupid and I disagree," etc, you can say, "Yes but hey look, a cat." And they'll say, "wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible they'll say, "Yes okay." It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway.”

[@Vocarotoki]

thank you

[@IronLegionnaire1]

Turtle Boi always makes me go from "the world is infinite, nothing matters" To "The world is infinite, everything matters."

[@grzegorzprzewozniak5092]

Turtle Boi over here generating careful hype for the future of humanity

[@FCTOKYOARG]

it is relative, like all...

[@Adrian-vx8mf]

could you remind me where this quote is from again?

[@seankock7649]

EVERYTHING IS NEUTRAL MEANING ONLY EXISTS IF YOU DECIDE IT DOES

[@y__h]

@@seankock7649 Everything is everything. It is what it is.

[@entercheesynamehere]

Everyone says your videos give them existential crisis, but honesty they help me when I’m having one

[@MsBubble2003]

Omg same ! I just came back to this one because I was feeling anxious

[@circuit-2925]

Its kind of a mix, he says stuff like we help others and be kind for the sake of being kind, and that helps me. but other times he says that we could just fuck up at any moment and we would all be dead, and now i think about how at any moment we could just fuck up and all this work could be for nothing.

[@animemoments7777]

One day the Universe will end and then a big bang started all over again again, we all would be alive but just in different places. I was born in 2004 and i don't feel anything before i was born. Like you know many hundreds or thousands or millions years ago. The thing i know is that my consciousness started at 2004. You don't have to fear death, you don't have to fear of not having existence forever. Just enjoy your life to it's fullest and be kind to those around you. Accept death as you cannot run away from it.

[@sheepketchup9059]

@@lgcop brain activity does not constitute consciousness.

[@noahfuc7131]

His ability is to shove you into an existential crisis in the first half and then yank you right out and go 'Didn't like that, huh? But you like not being in there. So lets do it again so you can be happy about not being upset'

[@candisew.1669]

“Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA” wow...

[@thoticcusprime9309]

Not mine. and nty to the sex act

[@anotherwea6692]

The most humane thing in the whole history, is not ignorance, is not greed, is not envy, rather, it is kindness. It is the cogs that has made our whole history like that.

[@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559]

yeah completely arbitrary quote

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

@@anotherwea6692 I always thought it was the desire of survival and satisfaction

[@Gutians]

hue hue well the “kindness” we are talking about actually goes back to selfish motives Richard Dawkins “Selfish Gene” is a great book that talks about how even our unconditional love still stems from selfish needs and motives wired in our dna

[@yuez3555]

That part of the video about seeing land centuries ahead through the waves in the ‘kindness section’ when it started ramping up increased my heart rate ten fold it was so gripping

[@plasmadestroyero2771]

This guy is kurzgesagt, but with a whole lot more drugs and sadness

[@AnglicanFish]

@@Ooffoop for me Veritasium but drunk

[@qwertydavid8070]

Kurzgesagt but more philosophical. Basically if kurzgesagt and pewds had a sex club drug induced bathroom baby.

[@mayabartolabac]

I would say that this guy is like those cringy fake deep channels but the deepness is real

[@Sumirevins]

He's Bit of Less understandable But except that I completely agree

[@oliverkat]

I used to love exurb1a videos but you guys have to check pieke roelofs channel i coudn t believe it too at the beginning...

[@Chrono987]

"Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue." Me: "Yup."

[@caseyjay8097]

Right ? I'll remember that for the next Bill Murray's 😁☮️

[@chocowd3835]

Sometimes you hit the bar, sometimes the bar hits you

[@VitoPlaysGames]

Just be my mom. She's apparently never wrong about anything, ever.

[@sirsmellybottom7480]

Haha same with my dad. He thinks that because I plugged in a USB (That we've owned for a while) that our internet is going to get hacked and stolen. I keep saying "it has a password so its fine" and he keeps saying "Just because it has a password dosn't mean its locked". I respobd only with "The password IS the lock" to which he says "You just dont understand, your talking stupid. Shut up" and then the day progressed as it usually does

[@harivigneshm9170]

@@sirsmellybottom7480 to top it off once my dad saw this remember password setting in chrome. He then said, "Yeah, be stupid and make it simple for the hacker".

[@KarryKarryKarry]

Sounds like you’re better off not discussing why your parents are wrong about the shit they say. Maybe give them a disapproving nod and then do whatever it is you were doing. Technology knowledge is definitely a can of worms in many families and if your elders aren’t complete jackasses they’ll seek out your help in tackling the everyday obstacles instead of,stubbornly, misquoting jack from IT. I’m jack from IT and 9 out of 10 times I try to nail a point to the wall it’ll be misunderstood and misinterpreted because people weren’t hired on the grounds of excellent sysops practices or deep knowledge of databases. Understanding the dicothemy between knowledge areas is the key to better communication, but it’s so hard to boil down a 3 hour lecture to 1 minute of facts that will be remembered. I’ll leave you with a tip: If someone is making an argument for something, ask why they’re making that argument and how they’ve come to their conclusion. That way you’re able to form a response based on their point of view and shut their argument down.

[@swine13]

Wait so is my girlfriend. ... Am I dating your _mom_ ??

[@perper4858]

@@KarryKarryKarry kinda socratic dialogue?

[@EverettPenner]

Clicked to win every argument, stayed to not want to start arguments

[@hugonegrete6325]

This man did a 16:30 minute essay video just to tell us to be kind, impressive

[@josepostable]

so imagine all the time he spend on write/produce/edit.... hard work on kindness!!!

[@opopopop6286]

and yet he used one of the WORST platforms in existence for it IMO...that of globalism and all of the cultist / secret society anti science that come along with such deceptions! GLAD I at least got the OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN without having to tough through the video with all it's imaginations of reality. Nice to know that I gained ALL the knowledge this video contained while still getting to have MY SAY!

[@opopopop6286]

also, I have invested THOUSANDS of hours educating people who are at best deceived and at worst deceivers themselves on the correct use of knowledge in wisdom...facts & understanding. If you beLIEve that this is easier than what the man in the OP video is doing in his work, I invite you to try and find out how violence encouraging many/most of the people who are into lies/deception often are...it is why this is at least safer to do on the Internet than face to face. People who love lies are often the biggest proponents of other forms of harm. However feel zero sympathy for me, as I AM STRONG, smart, and more than a match for any silly bunch of deception/violence encouraging hoards!

[@kazuhasfakeprofile8001]

Imagine Jesus

[@ilovebutterstuff]

16 and a half minutes. 1 million years... Same thing, right? And yet we still don't understand. This is important.

[@jumalmajed]

“There is something more satisfying than winning arguments, and that’s not getting into arguments.”

[@nomoturtle1788]

Arguments are fun. Arguments are important. People nowadays just don't know how to argue. If you're making an argument personal, then you're doing it wrong and probably won't leave very satisfied.

[@boogwoop6496]

I disagree

[@lildolphin60]

@@boogwoop6496 why do u disagree?

[@penguin-IDK]

yes that was indeed in the video

[@Ixe2077]

@@nomoturtle1788 I agree. Thank you sir.

[@oscarlange4047]

I feel like your'e the mad doctor Version of kurzgesagt

[@markdiaz4150]

That's the perfect way to define him

[@tastyjason4136]

*the better version

[@LeoneBeats]

plot twist: he's both of them

[@cuanfenton9132]

He reminds me of CGP grey actually

[@godassasin8097]

@@LeoneBeats kurzgesagt is a German channel so neooo

[@jennalolol]

Motherhood doesn’t sound so terrifying anymore. “We cannot and will never be correct about anything all time. Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA.” …thank you ❤

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Hard to believe that his content is free, when it's better than a lot of the shows you see on Netflix

[@raa7373]

Hey, found you again👋

[@fancypants9558]

I agree, also Hello

[@_H0X]

Not that I want to say something like "hey found you again" or anything, but... seriously though, do you watch every actual video uploaded on youtube? Because I'm sure there are thousands of videos out there I haven't watched yet but that still have a comment of yours, and I was just wondering how this is humanly possible

[@patjvr]

I still see you everywhere, can't forget that username and profile pic

[@Lucia-io3dn]

it really isn't

[@tregi]

reminds me of this Doctor Who quote: "I'm going to be dead in a few hours, so before I go, let's have this out, you and me, once and for all. Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because, because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun and God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind. It's just that... Just kind. If I run away today, good people will die. If I stand and fight, some of them might live. Maybe not many, maybe not for long. Hey, you know, maybe there's no point in any of this at all, but it's the best I can do, so I'm going to do it. And I will stand here doing it till it kills me. You're going to die too, some day. How will that be? Have you thought about it? What would you die for? Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand, is where I fall. Stand with me. These people are terrified. Maybe we can help, a little. Why not, just at the end, just be kind?”

[@DragonWinter36]

Loved that show for stuff like this.

[@teddy4271]

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ Reads like the work of Moffat, so it's probably Smith. Idk it all blends together

[@jailsonjr4930]

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ Peter Capaldi

[@napofastar553]

@@Boof_dQw4w9WgXcQ its the 12th doctor in one of the last episodes in series 10. Highly recommend

[@wal_rider8479]

Ouf Peter Capaldis doctor, if remember correctly it’s the scene on that ship headed for a black hole when he’s trying to changes misses (masters) mind about helping him, i have to say that was one of the better quotes from that series

[@dniam9859]

"Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statue." I want that on a t shirt

[@djsjcjdjxnvnc3136]

Then on the back “Some days you’re the sh*t on the statue”

[@chukwuemekanzerem9478]

every few months, youtube reccomend me one of this guys videos and it always ends with me bingewatching every single one all over again. This is the third time now and I have no regrets

[@angiethomas2887]

Same, my friend. Same.

[@sadece-birisi]

That's me

[@benchisholm4281]

“the catholic church at the day were big supporters of bruno’s heliocentric idea” me: something’s wrong i can feel it

[@JustinRed624]

@@Thomas-ui2bd It's great to start a channel and all, but please don't reply with copy pasted comments

[@captainobvious.29yearsago70]

I'm prepared to sleep in an accelerated manor, where do I start

[@irok1]

@@captainobvious.29yearsago70 1) acquire a large country house on wheels 2) power to move it somehow 3) sleep in your accelerated manor

[@Exurb1a]

I must say, big simplifications on my side. They seem to have executed him more for his idea that there were other worlds out there in the universe, but that joke didn't work quite so well

[@captainobvious.29yearsago70]

@@Thomas-ui2bd dont bother apologising if you dont do anything about it

[@harryo1948]

*Violin begins to play in the background* Me: It's about to go down :0

[@MatthewKiff]

Anybody happen to know the name of the track by chance?

[@Rndm9]

@@MatthewKiff I really wanna know too, @ me if anyone knows pls

[@bobdhitman]

😆😆😆

[@allen_n150]

@@MatthewKiff i think he makes his own music maybe

[@LimewaterMusic]

Allen_ N he do

[@tylermcallister6875]

You can always tell how well Exurb1a's mental health is based on the overarching message of the video

[@bboxkain]

hahahahaha that's hella true.. .remember doing the same trhuout the years and being able to see his mental health shifted and grow on :D

[@JakeWasAMistake]

Hot take, people arguing to prove their opinion is right instead of arguing to find the right opinion is the dumbest shit ever

[@lunad2595]

This is so true

[@samohle8091]

"right opinion" 😂

[@Noorthia]

​@@samohle8091There are wrong opinions to have

[@samohle8091]

@@NoorthiaWell, that's just, like, your opinion, man...

[@Mariwend]

@@samohle8091 In that case, Hitler was pretty chill.

[@sutekinaseigi]

"It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway."

[@pauulkubasek1815]

I felt like expended a Herculean amount of energy fingerbanging my phone screen to read that frame, but it ended up being maybe 45 seconds.

[@beactivebehappy9894]

@@pauulkubasek1815 exactly, mate. Anyways sending you all a lot of xoxo in any situation you're in. I know that I cannot be physically present with you at the moment but always remember that I have thought about you, a person whom I have never seen or known or heard about, for an entire precious realisation moment of my lifetime and now, I am much less believer of the simulation theory.

[@JeremyHelm]

10:20

[@YashBeanz]

@@pauulkubasek1815 On a computer, you can press either period or comma to advance or reverse a frame. Makes it easier to find stuff.

[@pauldefillippo8490]

Such a pain to get that screenshot on my phone. 😆

[@heck_n_degenerate940]

Your cat is underrated, hands down the best part of this channel is whenever there’s a brief moment with your cat.

[@emaginationproductions]

"Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA". I don't know why but this actually made me tear up.

[@JasonWilliams89]

Yeah, I wish it were true though

[@user-sk6wt5dr2v]

sure it did

[@ADMhy]

same here Weird things words do sometimes

[@NightcorEDM]

Because it's true

[@nolanjoseph1553]

"And if anyone says otherwise, tell them to f***k off, with love, obviously."

[@fistigi]

Incredibly beautiful and well written. Brought me to tears. Thank you.

[@gaarafan93]

"Ignorance is in our bones. And Kindness is in our DNA." - what an incredible statement the further you think about it

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

Unless you read "the selfish gene." XD

[@kutsumiru]

I'm glad you opened up my eyes to that, it's brilliant

[@hellsonion514]

until someone spills their kindness on your face.

[@solaire7046]

This explains why a lot people support BLM

[@dunno2311]

hmm does dna and bones translate to software and hardware?

[@Tanicorn]

This guy's message is so heartwarming and thoughtful it- "Dislike, Unsubscribe. I detest you. Goodbye." Fair enough

[@wrongtimeweeder1076]

that's what i thought i heard too, but i was wrong. you're wrong. it was actually something about dying and bleeding hearts. i used to have a heart. does yours still beat, or do you run to a drummer? i also saw flies on the ground and needles in his eye.

[@irowebot]

@Gabriel Howell Maybe someone is testing a comment bot lol. Halfway through reading that I thought I might be having a stroke or something 😂

[@bottomtext7401]

My mans just turned a seemingly hilarious argument topic into a full blown motivational speech Simply amazing

[@Spacie.AnnaMaria]

Exurb1a for World President

[@leandergabriel6542]

I was here to learn how to destroy anyone in an argument but now I'm leaving knowing kindness is the best argument

[@georgemihaila8012]

Conclusion: you can undress anyone if you are hot enough

[@jackp6466]

Faxxxxx

[@babanonmobile4186]

this is true

[@nicolasgiaconia]

Hello good sir

[@tomsterbg8130]

As he said in the video at 5:00, bullshit logic.

[@patrickswamps]

​@@tomsterbg8130 he was joking...you just became what he antagonises in this video...

[@joseffpenticoff8513]

“Ignorance is in our bones. But kindness is in our DNA.” I have got to be nicer to customers that come through my line

[@Leeanicorn]

@UFHoee and that's a fact!

[@GrayMimikyu]

Nah seriously, they should show them these video first and THEN MAYBE I can be nice to them after they understand that it can’t always be their way cause they aren’t always right!!

[@Cminustube]

@@GrayMimikyu being nice to them is our way of showing them this video. no matter how rude or ignorant my customers get, I am always kind, because that is how I teach them, and inspire them to be better.

[@kukulroukul4698]

@Gray Jedi hate is also LOVE

[@kukulroukul4698]

@Gray Jedi only the FAIR war ! :P

[@simokh6626]

“Ignorance is in our bones but kindness is in our DNA” -A depressed turtle M definitely stealing that quote

[@dieselguitar1440]

@Bali-A Same!

[@holden_fella]

Did you see that reddit post from r/mildlyinteresting yesterday about vadalized turtle crossing sign? it was made into "turtle king" with crown and everything. it was nice. also suits exurbia.

[@robinchwan]

and the internet is disrupting them both.

[@simokh6626]

Bali-A 👀 Coïncidence? I think not

[@coolchannelat]

Everytime I return to this video it inspires me and makes me happy, this might be my favorite KZbin video of all time

[@djbehne]

Yes but hey look, a cat Wow, that is a good cat

[@Mushroomdumpling]

Yeah, I agree. Let's be friends!

[@Exurb1a]

This is all I ever hoped for, thank you

[@imjosh3695]

@@Mushroomdumpling Yes, okay

[@Mushroomdumpling]

@@imjosh3695 awesome!

[@akubaaha]

but I don't like cats; well, this friendship was never going to last anyway.

[@swanihilator6748]

Me: *Wins in an argument against my mum* My mum 5 minutes later:

[@bjorn3807]

Underrated comment

[@caliaster]

Alert! Incoming Slipper torpedo!

[@ivefa2872]

very underrated

[@wheat.sweetie]

I love how I forgot your channels name so I searched for "the depression turtle" and your channel came up before any vids 😂😂

[@bellanonya345]

It actually works

[@shadowranger5907]

Bruh it actually works lmao

[@sugky5236]

The suic*de hotline popped up right above his channel for me 💀

[@greenman784]

True

[@tasteslikeacid7804]

that's glorious 😂

[@coachski74]

You lost me at loving cats but you brought me back with universal kindness. Powerful video good Sir.

[@ivodeledda6885]

This guy should give a Ted talk

[@Andrewkosche]

Legit though

[@antonsp.4694]

I think this is one of the biggest compliments strangers through the internet can give each other

[@a_dreamer8612]

I imagine he would start with "who here is retarded?"

[@sheikhspeare6637]

This video already qualifies as a Ted-talk. All that was missing was him going, "Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk." at the end.

[@Quantum-Bullet]

With less cursing yeah.

[@bubblelee4693]

I'm not gonna lie. I ended up completely forgetting what this video was about

[@lol6ize]

yes because it was actually clickbait and had nothing to do with the title

[@vincentrodrigo3246]

@@lol6ize I suggest you watch it again.

[@luizleandrog]

I never learned what it is about

[@sillowillo]

@@lol6ize please watch the video and pay attention to it

[@_username]

@@lol6ize Watch his other videos, you'll learn how he makes his videos

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

*“Is anyone making sure we’ll be okay? Is anyone actually steering the ship? Because those sure are some big waves over there, and we’ve never been this far out to sea before.”* This line always gives me goosebumps, you’re a creative genius exurb1a sir. Thank you

[@StoutProper]

The people steering the ship at the moment aren’t fit to steer a bike

[@wiaf8937]

where is that rain in my eyes coming from

[@guydude7550]

Glad I'm not the only one... genius seems like a slight understatement.

[@alfsalte9493]

@@StoutProper Unfortunately, you see dictators rise everywhere like Russia. You see US election system rigged so that Americans elect the sewer of their population into congress - don't believe me? Take a look at Ted Cruz, Marjorie Taylor Green, Louis Gohmert, Matt Gaetz. The list goes on and on - and endless stream of sewer of humanity to fill up congress. There are some good people here and there but they are without real power. Despite all that I am hopeful for humanity.. Things are improving over time - not as fast as we would like and not as completely as we would like but its improving. We no longer have slaves. Medicine has improved, people live longer and fewer people go to bed hungry than in the past. So yeah, things are improving and eventually the Marjorie Taylor Greens and Ted Cruz of the world will be tossed in the garbage dump where they belong and the world will become a better place. So all in all, I am an optimist.

[@mopsydizzle]

Ships at port are safe, but that's not what ships are for

[@TheTrueGaslighterPoof]

Not even 2 minutes in, already can tell this is going to be a very knowledge consuming video.

[@mar__k]

This guy just humbled all the fools who clicked on this video on how to be correct all the time.

[@controlequebrado4455]

they got PRANK'D

[@sci_pain3409]

i just expected exurb1a madness as usual

[@someguy4405]

But he made the title misleading to begin with. You can say he was being deceptive for a good cause, but that contradicts his point.

[@auri8810]

I thought it was a joke so I clicked on it lmao

[@hatster401]

I just watch every Exurb1a video

[@HairJordan]

Can you make an online school curriculum? I swear I wouldn’t drop out again

[@Exurb1a]

I was briefly a teacher and I guarantee my students would not support this wish, but thank you

[@jjohnson01]

@@Exurb1a How long ago was that?

[@nya2187]

@@Exurb1a You better be working on another video and not spending time teaching.

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

Meow bruh

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

exurb1a hello

[@sirapple589]

“It is possible to make a change to the status quo without the complete collapse of physical reality” SCP Foundation: No.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Dr.Wondertainmemt: ignore them

[@Exurb1a]

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087 :(

[@notamike4576]

@@Exurb1a Ah, I see the turtle is interested in the foundation as well

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Just Frank Just Dank look it up it’s like a thing where they are weird shit like anomalous properties / creatures that shouldn’t technically exist and they keep it all locked up in the “scp foundation” but it’s all fake unfortunately because this reality is a bunch of bullshit and it’s B O R I N G

[@arsenicuu]

scp-5000 wants to know your location

[@yourideschenes9988]

This gonna sound like a joke but you helped me with depression

[@Exurb1a]

If so, that is a massive honour. Hope you're doing all right

[@yourideschenes9988]

@@Exurb1a keep your things going!:) and thank you

[@popoffiten5357]

@@Exurb1a man i just cant believe how fucking humble and human you are. You take time to answer to a lot of strangers in the planet while also bringing hope to a bunch of hopeless people that are probably falling into the unknown everyday. What you do, its fucking heorical. Well done man, well done

[@fallendown8828]

@@popoffiten5357 yeah the man is just talking abouth everything he thinks and explains in a way that makes us know much more abouth reality we know and how we know it and why it it like this and the dead ends science for now and this little knowlage makes us less missarable monkeys that at least gets they know almost nothink and after you at least know that your meaningless life seems like meaningless for everyone but they are too stupid or busy to understand that and after knowing you aren't the only one that suffers in the rules of this reality... You somehow get a little smile on your face and think, yeah we monkeys are amazing and can use our brain unlike any other animal out there. I will not pass this oppurtunity for doing whatever i want to do before i was reached my knowlage and get this universe is truly meaningless and i will do them, just for fun because nothing really matters ☺️ (and after you started you will forget all of those things and will focus on the job because using those mussles for a long periot of time without enough sleep is harder that thinking abouth doing it but hey at least you meet new and interesting people on the way that makes your life even less missarable :D)

[@rainbowdragon447jeff9]

Your not funny

[@jackclancy2189]

The way this guy narrates is so moving

[@bingbongjoel6581]

Jack Clancy No shit

[@adrbt3126]

@@bingbongjoel6581 *No shit

[@neyodiatshwana3646]

I LOVE HIS VOICE AND NARRATION!🌸🌸🌸🌸😊

[@krustyruski8734]

He’s the white Morgan Freeman

[@boa-cn1hu]

Came to learn how to win every argument, stayed for the speech on compassion

[@theobrownlie8151]

I think the most important thing he said was ‘everyone thinks they’re being reasonable’

[@Insirk]

Cats are everything

[@theobrownlie8151]

Cats are everything

[@russiangenome9643]

Cats are everyone Cats --- 2019 film

[@supercomputer0448]

Cats are everything.

[@halphantom2274]

Cats are everything. And you can't beeing reasonable all the time with an ego. Evolution exposed us to a real dilemma here. Edit: Oh, and hi SuperComputer04. Seems we both like weird scifi movies and the 9000 series.

[@DiGiX]

I would straight up join his cult if he made one

[@timo4258]

cult of kindness

[@gabrielbaumeister2498]

You already have, if you're subscribed.

[@AverageAlien]

That's the opposite of what he believes in but ok

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

It already exists. It is called NOFKYOism.

[@mae.exe23e93]

"Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA". That hits hard

[@Picklemedia]

Ignorance is in our mnra @14:00

[@StiffMeat]

Sounds deep, but in reality that implies our bones are not a part of our DNA. It makes no sense.

[@tricky778]

If this were true, you'd think people wouldn't expect my bone to know better nor become so upset about me sharing my DNA with them.

[@maxendermen]

Time to remove my bones

[@william44011]

@@Picklemedia Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, disobey your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours? Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17) Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever. Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)

[@aplx23]

"look what you've gone and fucking done"

[@oatmeal789]

“Ignorance is in our bones, but kindness is in our DNA” I shall now be quoting that on my essay that’s due this week uwu

[@SenhorAlien]

Oh no…

[@anotherliluselessshit1402]

@@SenhorAlien what,why

[@SenhorAlien]

@@anotherliluselessshit1402 because that's like, generic quote #4. It has that im14andthisisdeep feel. Plus it's not correct

[@anotherliluselessshit1402]

@@SenhorAlien i thinks it's metaphorically,and what's wrong with that '14 year old' stuff,i really don't see a problem

[@SenhorAlien]

@@anotherliluselessshit1402 of course it is metaphorical, but still incorrect, since it implies ignorance is part of us, but kindness is integral, when the truth is both are equivalent, and ignorance even depends on interpretation… Plus the 14yo stuff is made a joke of for things that would seem deep to a young teenager, but are either dumb or obvious, and undeserving of heavy praise

[@toast7150]

If you were wondering, the screen at 10:20 said: Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat. If someone says, "No you are stupid and I disagree." ect, you can say, "Yes but hey look, a cat" And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes, I know. Lets stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible that they'll say, "Yes ok." It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship is going to last anyway.

[@martaleszkiewicz5115]

*was never going to last anyway

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

_FCKCKCING CATH!_

[@femboygaming64]

Yeah, I listened to "go fuck yourself" a lot to try and pause on it

[@watchnowwithfireinyoureyes]

Thank you, you dont know just how much time you've saved me, or how many "Go ff-" "Go fuh-" "Go fuck yours-"s you've spared me from

[@Hayanomie]

@@watchnowwithfireinyoureyes I fucking hate this, even at 0.25x I wasn't able to pause at the right moment on my phone. Why so extra exurb1a??

[@BatsBeyondStar]

Here's a motivational message: Saying "Fuck it" is honestly more motivating than "You can do this" or any other well thought out plan to get something done. Because Fuck it accepts the possibility of failure. Rather than trying to find the perfect way to not fall off that beam, to acheive the best outcome; when I am stuck against a motivational wall, "Fuck it" and just going for it has worked the best to push through. There is always more prep I could do, or I could get bogged down in avoiding negative outcomes. But at some point I just need to not care if I fail. Yeah it might suck. But it's better than doing nothing. And "fuck it" is like taking my emotions off the hook. It's giving me permission to fail. And thats when I find that the beam was in fact on the ground. So "Fuck it," just go for it.

[@jamesfinch9987]

- me when playing video games

[@AnjuSingh-dm4eq]

That's honestly inspiring as hell

[@exodusthanatos286]

This actually inspired me

[@tejasbinu5025]

I wish... Me telling" fuck it" usually follows with "I can do the bare minimum right? Cuz I've already decided to fuck it" *sighs

[@swine13]

Yeah this only works with those life choices for which the most negative outcome is fairly easily manageable. If the consequence of failure is you will lose your house, or maybe a small child will die, i guarantee its not wise to be telling yourself "fuck it" because thats precisely how people rush into things while disregarding important information or prep. So yeah, use it to get yourself out on the dance floor. To write that short story, or ask that cute guy/girl out etcetera. DONT use it if you work in something like nuclear power management or midwifery. Horses for courses, you know?

[@IdkbruhO-O]

10:20 the flashed text said Another method of defusing tension in an argument is to locate a cat. If someone says “No, you are stupid and I disagree,” etc, you can say, “Yes but hey look a cat.” And they’ll say, “wow, that is a good cat.” And you’ll say, “Yes I know. Let’s stop arguing and be friends.” And it’s possible they’ll say, “Yes okay.” It’s also possible they don’t like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway.

[@andreitiu3793]

We can save the wales or the rain forest, why not both? Oil executive: or how about neither.

[@igofuzzjacobs973]

I mean Wales is doing pretty well... the Whales could use some help though

[@olegloginov6328]

@Bruno Pereira Not much actually, but in our time it really doesn't matter to 90% of the population

[@apfel3397]

@Bruno Pereira well oil companies are gaining a fortune selling fuel for ships carrying crops across the seas. If it were not for oil making global trade possible, regions would still grow their own food, making it unneccesary to destroy the greatest rainforest left on earth... thanks, oil millionaires.

[@apfel3397]

@Bruno Pereira some good points, but not entirely true in my opinion. People from europe for example buy crops from Brazil because they are cheaper than the ones from europe. Both europe and the US could feed themselves with their own space, the problem is that 1. A lot of food is thrown away, in Germany around 60-70% of the harvest depending on crops, and 2. A lot of crops are used to feed animals with them, which is a really inefficient use of farming space. So no, people do not buy from Brazil because they would starve otherwise, but because it makes their meat cheaper, even though its terrible for the climate.

[@MithgalAlFayez01]

@Bruno Pereira I didn't read the whole thing because I've got work to do, but you seem to have put quite some effort into this comment and I commend you for it!

[@rishabhdave5773]

The shittier the world gets, the more optimistic and encouraging the turtle man is. Either he's older and is growing/maturing as a person through experience, or he's secretly causing everything bad in the world for fun, or the Lovecraftian Elder God Yog-Sothoth and the Flying Spaghetti Monster showed him the true nature of the void but he was already at peak existential dread so it made him a good person instead of insane.

[@Bonkers-yl2jd]

Nah he just accidentally fed master yi

[@Altraiid]

I miss Monesvol, I feel old now.

[@Syngraphaeor]

Its certainly and clearly the second one

[@kobaltmyst8074]

Definitely the second one

[@BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver]

Probably the third one

[@MatoPotat0]

You might see this, you might not, but every now and then I find myself in a mental rut. A void where I have the continual thought that nothing matters in the world, absolutely nothing I do will matter, so why should I continue this life if that’s the case? Then I search up your channel, and watch a video or two of yours if you have uploaded since I last tuned in. You have never failed to lift my spirits up, and help me out of the ditch that is mental torment, to be able to help me cope with my feelings and find light in the darkness. I can and probably will never be able to thank you enough for what you do. To you it might be just for entertainment or just rambling or whatever, but it has given me and hopefully others an avenue to which we can cope with our feelings. Thank you

[@Exurb1a]

Mate, that is just so nice to hear, thank you. Above all, hope you're doing well and everything's okay on your side. (If it isn't, the good days are coming back, they always do.) Big love and cheers again for being so disgustingly, heartwarmingly kind.

[@thepencilfromjohnwick3938]

Honestly, same really. Sometimes i find myself thinking about how i wont know whats to come, and so much things will be left unanswered when i die, and how no one will remember me. I have a crippling fear of death and talk to a therapist regularly about it. Its mostly just the fact that one day, no one will remember me, and nothing really matters. I dont know why, but watching this dude kinda helps. Ive been a fan for four years now, and ive gotten from having mini panic attacks, to be able to think of it, be scared for a moment, and then forget.

[@second3118]

Hey there, I too have found myself in this position 3 to 4 years back. But I came out with a simple mantra : first is the acceptance that even if someone becomes world's smartest person like cure every disease single handedly; given enough time people or whatever will forget about him and no one will remember. So nothing one does matter. But that doesn't mean one shouldn't do anything and calls it quit. We have blessed with life, a one of it's kind phenomenon and we do it only once (atleast in one's own self if you believe in religion). So instead of thinking what matters or what doesn't; simply do what you love to do, something you can spend literally hours doing and don't get tired. Something you are good at. And if you can, try to make world a better place by doing things you are good at. And if you can't, just enjoy life. Do your responsibilities and be happy. If living doesn't matter, so does quitting. So live in the present. Cheers.

[@mooosje]

Now this is an online interaction interaction I can wholeheartedly get behind. Now off I go, the consequences of procrastinating are catching up.

[@offcetrist]

Today i was crying bc of my first 5 (almost an f ) ever bc the chemistry teacher decided that a fast surprise test whould be a good idea after i just got out of the mental hospital and my had still hurts like fkk. But besides that i found yoyr channel!

[@kitfreyisacat]

I came here to piss people off in arguments but this almost made me cry lmaoooo

[@Slayingsoup]

I missed my turtle who gives me a monthly dose of my mental crisis.

[@sirapple589]

Mental Crisis? It’s not a good Exurb1a video unless it gives you an existential crisis that leaves you sitting in the dark, poring over every aspect of your life, asking “was it worth it, was it ever even real? Is what I’m experiencing my life, is it reality, or are those experiences the last ditch effort of a dying mind to escape the inevitable and cold touch of death?”.

[@roryminton797]

Personally I always feel very optimistic after watching an exurb1a video. I feel it puts my insecurities into a much larger context and so I worry less.

[@nayn9832]

@@sirapple589 ahhh now i feel better

[@richardu.2435]

I know this is a long perpetuated joke/statement to comment on Exurb1a's videos, but it is really starting to piss me off. Most of his videos don't even end on a negative note and are more hopeful than anything. By writing this comment (which has already been written so many times), you are not only not contributing anything, you are calling Exurb1a a one trick Pony. So kindly (with love of course), please stop. Ehh... I did not learn anything from the video, did I?

[@Marquis-Sade]

At the end of his videos there was always a positive message.

[@Chuzbe]

I wont lie, I catch myself wishing that I would always feel the way I feel after finishing one of your videos

[@feltuzok]

Yeah, it makes you feel like you are full with vitality

[@Jujuoak]

As my grandpa says all the time, “Common sense..isn’t really that common”

[@keelanesquivel3854]

‘Not-so-Common Sense’ ?

[@quantinum2141]

I can relate, my parents say I don't have it very often.

[@Alex-mr5ji]

wtf i had that exact pfp on discord once lmao

[@oliverman6168]

Pity Millennials had headphones on.

[@goatbeard6857]

@@quantinum2141 me too, it gets really annoying actually

[@lazybear2]

I just came here to learn how to win an argument, and I left with a whole new perspective on life itself.

[@savageantelope3306]

I wanna imagine that if a sentient being controls the weather they’d say “alroight lads let’s fucking rush him” when they make wind

[@S.T.R.Y.K.E.R.]

“Another method of diffusing tension in an argument about ideas is to locate a cat. If someone says “No you are stupid and I disagree,” etc, you can say, “Yes but hey look, a cat.” And they’ll say, “Wow, that is a good cat.” And you’ll say, “Yes I know. Let’s stop arguing and be friends.” And it’s possible they’ll say, “Yes okay.” It’s also possible they don’t like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway.” 10:21

[@wojciechpason4222]

Thank you i was struggling to read that bit

[@samnorris6533]

Had to slow it down to 0.25, he sounds drunk at that speed lol

[@pedroalonsocasella2059]

You sir are amongst the most honorable type of people

[@mementobox]

@@samnorris6533 Here's a pro tip: use the . and , keys to go forward and back frame by frame

[@3bodYking99]

@@mementobox thanks, i will use it when i am not on my phone

[@smolrobyn6042]

What flashed on the screen at 10:21 says this: Another method of discussing tension in an argument about ideas it to locate a cat. If someone says, "No, you are stupid and I disagree," etc, you can say, "yes but hey look, a cat." And they'll say, "Wow, that is a good cat." And you'll say, "Yes, I know. Let's stop arguing and be friends." And it's possible they'll say, "Yes okay." It's also possible they don't like cats, but then that friendship was never going to last anyway. Yes I just typed it all out, no I don't have anything better to do

[@a.n.5577]

thank u

[@darthrevan9499]

Thanks m8

[@Youshouldchill]

Thanks!

[@ΧρῆστοςΚωστελίδης-γ3φ]

Thanks!

[@darkbobblackpants9747]

Thanks!

[@ImStian]

I was not expecting such video when watching the opening animation. Great stuff! ❤

[@lucariololxdrofl]

My new favourite quote: "doubtless we will skrew up in the future with 1.000.000 times the efficiency that we skrewed up in the past"

[@zinniekay3958]

I read this right as he was saying it lol

[@cagatayusta9906]

-How to Be Correct About Everything All the Time: -"You can't, lmao" after 16 minutes I'm really disappointed, but in a good way

[@ziegenbockschafspelzwolfsm5067]

To be fair there are a lot of argumention-strategies mentioned, I think they are based on schoppenhauer

[@Droford824]

Stop all forms of communication and you'll never be wrong again.

[@thoticcusprime9309]

Actually i can be correct about everything by using DDG/.google,other sources,computers, etc

[@sudosu078]

"Some days you're a pigeon, some days you're a statue..." That's pure gold right there!!

[@KRiMEKiDSK]

“ there’s two types of people in this world there’s people that shit and there’s people that get shat on “

[@greyaye8565]

and here I am, just being the shit.

[@brendawilliams8062]

😂

[@bororobo3805]

THE statue

[@domschenker9771]

You've earned my subscription, my man. At first I took a screenshot of the title to send it to my gf saying "I think u might have watched this video" but then I watched it and had a great time. Thanks!

[@keenansegenchuk7177]

“Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.” Really got me

[@Digmanbster]

"I think about that 2 million year old jaw bone a lot these days" Ah yes, old jaw bones

[@squeaky1963]

I touch myself

[@Drheims]

@@squeaky1963 at night?

[@Manly-Tears]

Now I understand what exurb1a's videos are. They are motivational videos. Not the ones who shout at you for being "lazy", "not taking cold shower in the morning" and what not. His videos inspire gratitude for all human existence, my existence. It's something that is rarely shown in example despite being said over and over by those at the other end of screen, because what a person can be grateful differs for each one. What I needed was an object that I can be grateful all the time; and he guided me to a (cynical) love for mankind.

[@lamp2556]

Basically: The universe doesn't give half a shit about us, we're all going to die, but that doesn't mean you should be depressed and hopeless. Go out and do shit.

[@paulkothgasser6623]

Unfortunately he's been quite sick for a while apparently. Just read about it, here zou can find more :www.photoandgrime.com/blog-1/2020/11/25/pieke-roelofs/youtuber-exurb1a-exposed-sickening-truth-about-an-abuser

[@yurutsuki002]

@@paulkothgasser6623 Damn I hope it isn't real

[@paulkothgasser6623]

@@yurutsuki002 after further research I have concluded that while it's not 100% true enough parts are (forcing certain acts) that I don't feel comfortable supporting this content. I won't start to actively pursue him but I will stay clean off of giving either side more support. I would recommend you do the same, though of course you must make your own judgement and decision. Have a nice one :)

[@endlesssummerpictures6329]

@@paulkothgasser6623 I 100% agree with you, but like in other such cases, one should separate the art from the artist. If the art, by itself, does not send a negative message, it can still be enjoyed. Kids should still read Harry Potter, older Woody Allen and Kevin Spacey movies should still be watched, HP Lovecraft stories are still masterful. As one reddit comment said (I’m paraphrasing tho): Once the art is out in the world, it does not belong to the artist anymore, but to the audience. Even after the artist is gone, the art is still carried on by people that are inspired by it, so on, so forth. To me, whether he is responsible of said acts or not doesn’t matter. Exurb1a is a wonderful channel with many positive messages, and the guy behind Exurb1a’s private life is his private life. My 2 cents tho

[@wrathandlaughter]

i love you for making this video, in the deepest hole of my depression and in spite of trying to make sense of reality, i thought of this video that i saw many years ago, it encapsulates humanity in way where i wish many other people could see as well

[@schijtnaam]

This one was actually positive. I am not used to this. Something's wrong, I can feel it.

[@gardengnome7883]

I crave the nihilistic statements.

[@ZBlue0]

It's a counterweight to the rest of the year

[@TheNameIsDiamond]

quite a few of Exurb1a's videos are positive. Citation: "The Moon is a Door To Forever, The Rememberer, And Then We'll Be Okay"

[@pitedapollo6175]

Three in a row

[@anawaz189]

just a feeling I’ve got, like somethings about to happen, but I don’t know what