How to Beat Bloodborne

We in the Bloodborne community celebrate Return to Yharnam - a yearly event that calls all good hunters back to their homeland for like 2 weeks of sluggy mayhem. BB is in my top games of all time and I thought it would make for an interesting video so I decided I should probably make a comprehensive, 100% lore accurate and completionist guide on how to beat Bloodborne. I'm pretty sure I covered everything there is to do in this game but please leave a comment if you think I missed anything.
If anyone would like to compile a list of all the times I say "This is the thingest thing of all the things" in this video I would appreciate it. I counted more than 8 but less than 47 so if my math is off please correct me.
Thank you for watching, good hunter.

[@HeatherHolt]

I haven’t laughed this much in a while… seeing as how Bloodborne usually just makes me cry. So thank you good hunter

[@garfieldoftheweek]

The NPCs constantly laugh at us, sometimes it's the hunters turn. Thanks :)

[@skewclip]

I've been putting off playing Bloodborne for months because it looks so difficult, and this video unironically might be the thing that actually gets me to play it lmao

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Glad to hear it, hope you get into it. Once the game starts clicking for you, there's no stopping it. I've been through it dozens of times and replay it at least once a year. Gets better every time.

[@skewclip]

​@garfieldoftheweek Update: I have now beaten the cleric beast and I'm having a great time! Thank you for the encouragement:)

[@garfieldoftheweek]

@@skewclip sick :D

[@dickprovider2]

Best bloodborne video ive seen and ive seen a lot god damnit great work

[@garfieldoftheweek]

thank you :)

[@joedont9307]

This game could have been perfect, but there just wasnt enough eyeballs sadly

[@matthewlugo2417]

This game is perfect it just has 2 problems with it 1* no stat Allocation and 2* the winter lanterns

[@Kenooe]

Woooow! This video is so high quality! Bloodborne largely surpassed my expectations I had for it. Got recommended by a close friend of mine about three years ago and I ended up really enjoying it. I'm lucky I bought the GotY edition, so I can go and keep playing (I have finished it only once, but I'm looking forward to replaying it plus the DLC, which I haven't played). The only thing is that I find the DLC pretty challenging.

[@garfieldoftheweek]

I had the same experience when the game came out. Knew nothing about it, someone important to me recommended i try it and it absolutely changed my life and the way i looked at video games. Play the DLC!

[@wrb8224]

Can't believe you only have 480 subscribers bro.This video is great!

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Thanks! This is kinda my first video game video like this. I'm normally a shitposting garfield channel. But I'm already making my next video game video like this and will continue to in the future and ween off the filler content, so look forward to that. Cheers!

[@Juwce_86]

Brother, this came up in my suggested feed and im absolutely not complaining. This video was very entertaining, well edited, narrated and directed excellently. Good shit lad. Subbed.

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Thanks! I'm making more videos like this. Worked hard on this one, glad people like it :)

[@hunterreid3907]

Subbed because this was the best and also funniest bloodborne video I’ve seen. Good shit💯

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Gods speed you, hunter

[@thrxshx]

You should do more of these. This was great.

[@sifisodlamini8628]

your narration is great...

[@CLL21]

You're pretty damn funny. Great video.

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Thanks!

[@luisflores497]

I love you for this video

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Hell yeah brother!

[@NMentOma]

Welcome my dear friend

[@gandalfgrey91]

Wtf I remember that spacejam token

[@garfieldoftheweek]

I was hoping SO badly that someone would catch that and comment on it. Thanks 😆

[@gandalfgrey91]

@@garfieldoftheweek those kinds of jokes where the audience is literally one person are always the best.

[@karlleewhite610]

HANK. HIS NAME IS HANK.

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Better Call Doll

[@karlleewhite610]

A mineral should be well left alone

[@garfieldoftheweek]

@@karlleewhite610 JESUS CHRIST MARIA

[@xx1its___me1xx14]

You forgot to run back up the stairs to Isofeka's clinic to talk to Isofeka.. Before she is killed by the imposter That and couple other hundred stuffs that u missed that makes up the game but PPL just ignore by running right past and come up in reddit saying the game feels empty :) Amatures Lol

[@garfieldoftheweek]

I'm sad i missed the guy in oedon chapel turning into a mini boss on this run, i love that fight

[@kavid8120]

I played this game for about 8 hours then stopped playing it and never really got back into it because Apex had my attention for a long time. I’m thinking of coming back to it but then I saw somewhere that it has some dungeons that easily take 15 hours alone to complete and that sounds like such a paiiiinnnn. I just finished Demons Souls today after 50 hours and I’m legit not ready for the 30FPS and muddy graphics 😢 Edit: oh yea now I remember why I stopped playing. That damn spider boss was so annoying. I gave up after like 8 tries

[@garfieldoftheweek]

Give it one more try! It's definitely hard and the Chalice Dungeons are some of the hardest (optional) content fromsoft ever made but... give it one more try, cause when this game clicks for you, there's little else that compares. And yeah, Rom the Spider is a serious bitch 🤣 Remember, there's no shame in summoning help. Good luck hunter!

[@RavenV2]

why spoil the true ending in a guide for noobs? terrible vid from a terrible channel

[@garfieldoftheweek]

The only true ending is when you stop playing