me clicks the subscribe button cinema summary: his first mistake was not hitting the bell
@aliismyson45013 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment
@adamdanesh39313 жыл бұрын
good one
@Bixen_Bings3 жыл бұрын
Reverse uno: now your first mistake was assuming that the bell was there before the subscription which is very wrong
@akiiye3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku nobody cares axxl
@Enya_artist3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku What the hell my mind just did an Uno-reverse-reverse then flipped then went through a wood chipper then put itself back together
@ThiagoMacahyba3 жыл бұрын
"There aren't any Battle Royales in Brazil" My friend, Brazil itself IS the biggest Battle Royale
@dankdio28873 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO, I DONT WANT TO GO TO BRAZIL. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
@itsamelara3 жыл бұрын
HAUHAUAHAUA NÉ
@beansguy67633 жыл бұрын
There is no Battle royales IT IS THE BATTLE ROYALE
@mrearly1713 жыл бұрын
Lol Philippines school is like a prison
@nicholasermey26203 жыл бұрын
Only the favela and sao paulo
@WarrenDicey3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this turned from a rock paper scissors gambling tornament to a labor plant to a hard as hell game against a guy with a heart monitor shows that japan has creative movies
@swemyat71603 жыл бұрын
The extreme version of kakegurei
@Keptswift3 жыл бұрын
@@swemyat7160 that show is awful lol
@christiankenney9443 жыл бұрын
It's based off the anime
@ellusiv51213 жыл бұрын
@@Keptswift it's basically what Kaiji removed from itself, weakass narrative and overly sexualized cast.
@sebastian_the_fool37263 жыл бұрын
It’s based off an anime which is based off a manga, the anime is way better lol.
@AkinsoftSB3 жыл бұрын
That death note reference because of the actor was golden
@baconboi59813 жыл бұрын
yiss
@hexdoll71763 жыл бұрын
hypickle
@ireije81323 жыл бұрын
I was like.. wait I know I've seen him somewhere then he said something about deathnote and I laughed
@DoktorHolidays3 жыл бұрын
Tru
@toxrau76543 жыл бұрын
Hey Akin... what's something that's so big that it can cover our solar system?
@kanizumi34723 жыл бұрын
Kaiji: The Ultimate Gambling Battle Royale Squid Game: it’s *free real estate*
@waspywasp4513 жыл бұрын
@@judesliggoo The protagonist literally goes into debt because of his gambling issues and all contestants gamble their lives on a series of six games. How is Squid Game not about gambling
@ryuken15833 жыл бұрын
@@waspywasp451 squid game is basically gambling your life for money
@yeezybetter3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@luckyrabbit51683 жыл бұрын
They share a similar concept but they are different in their own ways. Both are good
@egg32823 жыл бұрын
@@waspywasp451 also in kaiji people are watching for entertainment just like squid game
@isabelzuka44383 жыл бұрын
Damn the actor was in Battle Royale, Death note AND now in this movie. He can't escape death games can he? Edit: Tatsuya Fujiwara wasn't in Alice in Borderland, that was Kento Yamazaki
@MorbiusTheMenace3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I recognised him but couldn't place from where.
@nayqwn99143 жыл бұрын
oohh!! so thats why i feel soemthing similar, so it was tatsuya fujiwaea
@thatrandomguy67383 жыл бұрын
death note isnt a death game
@mambar62193 жыл бұрын
Bruh like yea I saw the same main person in all 3 movies
@someskills7853 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s always this guy
@zipper12043 жыл бұрын
Guy: literally breathes Cinema summary: Pause, he's made a vital mistake, breathing will let them know you're there. Instead, I would stab a straw into my trachea.
@raksomething69423 жыл бұрын
Person: blinks Cinema summary: Pause, he’s made a fatal mistake, blinking reduces your sight, if I were in this scenario I would glue my eyes open with super glue.
@iamnotcreativeenoughforana58753 жыл бұрын
Overused comment.
@tejano4343 жыл бұрын
Dude I would’ve laughed but it was like 1:30pm soo I would’ve gotten in trouble
@s.seongjun_56163 жыл бұрын
@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 no such thing as an original comment, get over it
@iamnotcreativeenoughforana58753 жыл бұрын
@@s.seongjun_5616 There is. And it doesn’t have to be a completely new thing that nobody has ever said before, as long as it’s not used hundreds of times before it’s still pretty original.
@KrakenWind3 жыл бұрын
This poor kid has no luck literally, he was thrown in 2 battle royales, a death note, and then a death game. I don't know if he's the luckiest sonovabich for surviving all that or the unluckiest in history for being dragged into this crazy shit.
@Jackieluvsmoney3 жыл бұрын
He bout to die in the next movie fr
@jinhunterslay16383 жыл бұрын
Two battle royales? Was there a sequel I never knew?
@rania76333 жыл бұрын
@@jinhunterslay1638 he was in battle royale 1 then became the Antagonist in battle royale 2
@koonga7963 жыл бұрын
Or you could say the most luckiest person ever since he’s still alive
@CainCalifornia3 жыл бұрын
@@koonga796 Luck and Skill.
@penguinmcswaggn29363 жыл бұрын
Easiest way to win the first game is to just do nothing and when someone loses all their cards with less then three stars just give him all your cards and say good luck. You still have all three of your stars and no cards and didn’t play a single game.
@albertoandrade98073 жыл бұрын
You take a loan before the game so add that to your debts
@gaiusjuliuspleaser3 жыл бұрын
But then you'd still need to pay back the loan you were forced to take out.
@dastanemilbekov48103 жыл бұрын
they didn't tell that they can sell their and their loan is getting bigger every 10 minutes so no
@gen1692 жыл бұрын
I think the loan thing is only in the anime and not in this movie.
@plotexplainer32012 жыл бұрын
No it was important to deposit the cards that is why his friend got to underground construction cause he has left 1 card in his pocket
@rifqialfariz223 жыл бұрын
The main character of this film seriously good actor especially with gloomy, depressed, angry, psychopathic role.
@mattcleary95223 жыл бұрын
Well if you haven't seen death note your gonna be pleased
@manhaasif17483 жыл бұрын
@@mattcleary9522 y e s
@ZiRR03 жыл бұрын
I didnt like his character at battle royale but maybe because hes too good at acting...
@ar85903 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this movie just Animal World??
@jstn_mrmt3 жыл бұрын
What can you say, i think he learned from death note.
@connorallgood09223 жыл бұрын
This kid must be like a famous actor or something in Japan, hes in almost all of these good movies I've seen mainly thanks to this channel which introduced me to the Japanese film industry.
@bitbot98343 жыл бұрын
The guy is 38 wow
@mayeeverman27263 жыл бұрын
can you recommend some movies?
@bastosisback3 жыл бұрын
@@mayeeverman2726 overflow
@anonymousgoji3 жыл бұрын
@@mayeeverman2726 godzilla 1954 about nuclear war
@Yes-by6jq3 жыл бұрын
@@mayeeverman2726 boku no pico
@lekatamur44513 жыл бұрын
The good ending: the man doesn’t forget that he has a card in his pocket and they both leave and become best friends
@ajkcool3 жыл бұрын
Or he realizes but doesn't announce it
@bobinchi72173 жыл бұрын
@@ajkcool where is the +100 likes button
@frogman47893 жыл бұрын
best ending: you dont become a slave, and get all the required money and live a happy life.
@cadenlawhorne37853 жыл бұрын
Terrible ending: Kaiji doesnt realize that he was looking at his watch
@andresdoesyoutube25973 жыл бұрын
although he is forgivable he doesn't seem to know about it if he knew I don't think he wouldn't hurt anyone
@CC-uy9wp3 жыл бұрын
5:20 That is one of the smartest plans I've ever heard in my life. This game is waaay deeper than it appears. Good video.
@RadSense3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@mitosis.3 жыл бұрын
I know right? That's such a smart move, very impressive.
@tenacious_takakumi26803 жыл бұрын
That was touched upon in the Kaiji manga
@kkoyyyy4843 жыл бұрын
Kaiji: *chooses not to kick the car* *end credits*
@chaostheory883 жыл бұрын
A man who lost money, and can’t think straight because of how desperate he is
@vitoabisha11643 жыл бұрын
The TVA showed up
@thatnerdthing3873 жыл бұрын
@@vitoabisha1164 i was about to say that
@HungryGuy33 жыл бұрын
If i remember movie is diffrent than manga and anime there he steals something from car
@MakenaCathryn3 жыл бұрын
600th like oh wait imma unlike 😹😹😹😹👎👎👎👎👎
@notsheep54113 жыл бұрын
The kid : *escapes another near death event* Cinema Summary : his first mistake was not quitting the film industry
@godalphatanny26693 жыл бұрын
Yoo this is so underrated 😂😂
@teodoracraciun71693 жыл бұрын
His first mistake *was* entering the film industry
@notsheep54113 жыл бұрын
@@teodoracraciun7169 that's hilarious
@92Imski3 жыл бұрын
His first mistake was not being an ontrapanore
@menderisskyle88413 жыл бұрын
lol
@korye63243 жыл бұрын
Kaiji gets introduced “He’s made the biggest mistake of his life.”
@theramfam43533 жыл бұрын
It’s called existing
@jamesphan90933 жыл бұрын
@@theramfam4353 01
@jamesphan90933 жыл бұрын
@@theramfam4353 01
@chiefdonk6203 жыл бұрын
Kaiji is born
@chrisyoung98993 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@crocky69963 жыл бұрын
Man, watching this and noticing the various differences from the anime is very fun. The rock, paper scissors of the anime is obviously superior, but it's pretty curious how here they went for the main exit instead of pulling out a stair out of nowhere, that was ingenious. Good video man! Hope Kaiji's popularity rises once Squid Game is in the mouth of everybody
@janggodanxd46962 жыл бұрын
sadly, not as much as it should.
@krusk35443 жыл бұрын
The E-card game was so much more intense in the anime/manga. In the anime/manga, Kaiji has to gamble his eardrums inch by inch, gambling how far a drill will move every game he loses, each inch being worth 100,000 yen. Kaiji had the option to only bet 1 inch each game and never put his eardrums on the line, but if he bet any more than that he risked his eardrums being drilled into.
@Pokémon-b8c3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they got rid of Tokugawa’s punishment and Hyodo absolutely obliterating Kaiji’s fingers. Literally some of the best moments of season 1.
@Kirra-queen3 жыл бұрын
dont forget the drilling in 30 (i think) cm
@inkoven3 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the anime or manga and what's it called?
@krusk35443 жыл бұрын
@@inkoven Kaiji; Ultimate Survivor The anime is currently DVD only, but I think someone uploaded the whole series to youtube a few years back. The unique artstyle is a little ugly at first, but that's definetly one show to watch for the plot.
@walkinganimal31533 жыл бұрын
@@inkoven 9anime.to or 4anime.to there are 2 seasons. the first one is called kaiji ultimate survivor and the second season is called kaiji against all rules
@skydogace3 жыл бұрын
The loan shark made her first mistake: If she didn’t loan people money, no one would have to pay her back.
@calvinmcneil98243 жыл бұрын
It's possible that she is forced by the same organization that is running the Death games and she has to find "volunteers" or go to the mines
@christianbleyson30113 жыл бұрын
@@calvinmcneil9824 First mistake: you got 6 likes on exactly 12:22 PM which gives me 50% chance of having more likes
@jaxcraft28483 жыл бұрын
CS in Battle Royale: "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to kill them." CS in Kaiji: "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money."
@whatbear38043 жыл бұрын
Sounds like celestia from danganronpa
@whatbear38043 жыл бұрын
@lmao 19 mhmm
@anonymousexplorer62823 жыл бұрын
@@whatbear3804 The gambler had one FIRE streak going *stock laughter plays*
@whatbear38043 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousexplorer6282 mhmm and she SUCK at it... hehe man i make bad jokes
@Keksoe6663 жыл бұрын
Kaiji: *kicks a BMW* Narrator: he just kicked several Mercedes German car-industry: "Am I a joke to you?"
@allahgatorsswamp2693 жыл бұрын
he also kicks a bmw though, its not that important or memorable
@nou20973 жыл бұрын
He kicked a G Wagon before he hit the BMW
@scottpeltier39773 жыл бұрын
“Now I wouldn’t start this movie broke. I was start by being a multimillionaire so I didn’t have to worry about debts” -probably cinema summary
@cameronrobertson98003 жыл бұрын
Just tell the criminals that what they’re doing is illegal and they’ll stop doing it, clearly
@Smugify3 жыл бұрын
just dont kick the damm cars
@chronos40473 жыл бұрын
Wait,WE CAN CHOOSE?
@A_Quiet_Gamer3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@BrokenHeartGxng3 жыл бұрын
the games have only begun? more please :)
@Chromastic3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rooster40113 жыл бұрын
This is based off the manga and anime Kaiji, which is also really good and has lots more games.
@Ponds1013 жыл бұрын
how to beat Kaiji: the ultimate gambler 2??
@xavier59203 жыл бұрын
I freaking love these death game ones
@hi.aerine3 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOO WTF SVF IS HERE???
@tristv83203 жыл бұрын
After that kid escaped Battle Royale, he just wasn’t free yet because Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor came up 😂
@brainglow_lightbright3 жыл бұрын
Dude hasn’t aged a day between films
@milionmisgun86313 жыл бұрын
Yo same I was thinking the same thing I was like this dude isn’t he from battle royale lol
@RandomGuy-fv8gb3 жыл бұрын
@@milionmisgun8631 he was light from death a Japanese live action
@RandomGuy-fv8gb3 жыл бұрын
@IQ pαrαιysis and if he had then book he would gotten easy money
@Brunogiovanna3 жыл бұрын
Then death note
@SuperWiiBros083 жыл бұрын
I literally watched this months before Squid Game was even a thing
@IrnestCOD3 жыл бұрын
e
@DevilShepherd3 жыл бұрын
Try years
@kenadrian273 жыл бұрын
@MKsmt113 kaiji manga came out in 1996
@baahu2423 жыл бұрын
@MKsmt113 LoL u lose
@十万色3 жыл бұрын
@MKsmt113 noob lol
@jacobturner21903 жыл бұрын
Poor person: *exists* Cinema Summary: this was his biggest mistake because we know he would do anything for money
@staniyabuns.productions71323 жыл бұрын
PLEASEEE LMAO 😭😭
@christianbleyson30113 жыл бұрын
@@staniyabuns.productions7132 You made a mistake, you put a emoji and the end of your sentence instead of a "." which gives you a 50% chance of not liking my reply.
@edmundgoloyugo57393 жыл бұрын
U met Chris?
@313Jetzt3 жыл бұрын
@@edmundgoloyugo5739 I seen that too
@randwritten3 жыл бұрын
W
@pralayajin-woo27003 жыл бұрын
He actually trusted being around her after everything she did, and the 120% interest, that ones on him, the second I get the money, pay her, and fly to another country.
@muhammedaljerari3913 жыл бұрын
I would just not pay it
@pralayajin-woo27003 жыл бұрын
@@muhammedaljerari391 not sure if that’s wise, not paying her back, with all of her connections, meeting in private to pay her was pretty dumb of the guy, all it would take is a gun, or bodyguards.
@TasX3 жыл бұрын
@@pralayajin-woo2700 Don't pay her. Go on reddit and do a news interview. You're now public and a protected figure.
@huntmrgold3 жыл бұрын
@@TasX and now a valuable target for the association she's with, they will put a reward to put him down
@pralayajin-woo27003 жыл бұрын
@@TasX protected, but not untouchable, that and you’re face is a bigger target since you are now rich.
@handsanitizer64243 жыл бұрын
Guy: *Speaks* Cinema: That was his first mistake, instead of taking the time to strategize he decided to talk he will have no plans on how to survive will probably die soon.
@derp13303 жыл бұрын
Lol
@helikopteronroids23873 жыл бұрын
Says the famous hand sanitizer
@polyminutes87883 жыл бұрын
This is really good
@IndigoTeddy3 жыл бұрын
Cinema Summary: "The interest rate is illegally high, so he could take the loan contract to court to escape paying the debt." Me, who watched the anime: "You can't spell 'illegal' without 'legal'. Besides, they'd still get the money anyways, even if Kaiji were to prove he wasn't legally required to pay that debt."
@armankaya48263 жыл бұрын
finally an anime watcher
@justanormalguy19213 жыл бұрын
Anime watchers here
@VaporeonEnjoyer13 жыл бұрын
I never watched the anime, so my first thought was, "Oh yes, I'm sure a loan shark, those people who break your legs at best and kill you at worst when you don't pay, really cares about what the legal amount of interest you can collect is."
@skyesfury85113 жыл бұрын
Don't even need to watch the anime to know they'll get their money. Loan sharks aren't exactly known for their ethics and compassion.
@IndigoTeddy3 жыл бұрын
@@skyesfury8511 True, but I was making an intentional reference to a line the loan shark said in the anime.
@kila5613 жыл бұрын
Cinema Summary 50 years later: How to beat every failure in “LIFE: Everything Sucks”
@e4rlygames3 жыл бұрын
"Now, his parentes made the biggest mistakes in their lives"
@lol6l4ck3 жыл бұрын
@@e4rlygames This deserves more likes.
@life_is_a_myth3 жыл бұрын
No. It's... Why you won't beat "Life: Everything Sucks"
@lilianavega89743 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until you're the last failure
@kila5613 жыл бұрын
lol, how did this get 200 likes HAHAH
@elijahcadet69443 жыл бұрын
Main Character: blinks Cinema summary: his first mistake was leaving himself vulnerable and susceptible to getting caught in a trap
@Ziploc-vg8oz3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mangopotatoes21483 жыл бұрын
Wow
@Lol-kw8gr3 жыл бұрын
“If I was him I’d practice keeping my eyes open for a longer time period or I’d staple my eyes open”
@DiscreetLuka3 жыл бұрын
@@Lol-kw8gr lmaO
@1vuLture Жыл бұрын
0:21 is noone gonna talk abt how his clap perfectly matched up with the music
@XavielArt Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jotarokujo64403 жыл бұрын
This Dude: In Battle Royale This Dude too: In Death Note This Dude Again: In this death game This dude must rather be the most skilled person on Death Games or just the most unlucky person in Japan. Or even the luckiest...
@zeothesnowwolf29373 жыл бұрын
I'd say luckiest since he's not dead after 4 death games (Since he was in the first Battle Royale and the second one where he was a rebel against the government/terrorist but whatever lol)
@yourfbiagent76893 жыл бұрын
This guy's luck lasted longer than my parent's marriage
@TheChosenMoose013 жыл бұрын
Also in Yakuza, the game where everyone dies.
@carized88523 жыл бұрын
He's the luckiest unlucky person in Japan
@gerdacababat62583 жыл бұрын
is he in alice in borderland too?
@maricgesink12923 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't kick cars.
@Kiki155783 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't be that man
@nurunurunuru3 жыл бұрын
Red Bull?
@penniesstink97853 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don’t make friends
@alextheasian88813 жыл бұрын
Nah nah don’t gamble
@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook16683 жыл бұрын
@@alextheasian8881 yes xd
@nnkiluaa3 жыл бұрын
Lmao This actor need to go before he find himself in season two of Alice in Borderland 😂😂
@RedThunderBird023 жыл бұрын
Patiently waiting for season two 🤘🔥
@Musicube.3 жыл бұрын
Yep, don’t want to c him getting shot by Mira or struck by the laser
@marii50503 жыл бұрын
I’m dyin 💀
@gacha_cloud_duo1033 жыл бұрын
Yep
@gigivlogs88953 жыл бұрын
みそしるMISOSIRU i think they only meant that the actor might be casted as one of the players in Alice in Borderland
@salsaccino3 жыл бұрын
The anime for Kaiji is fucking AMAZING, it's literally in my top 3 favorite animes of all time. I really hope Kaiji starts rising in popularity.... i want a season 3 damnit...
@TheWarriorBot3 жыл бұрын
I’ve recently started it and I’m hooked! The explanation of their gambling strategies just makes it even more exciting!
@pendantperuke94403 жыл бұрын
Is there a English dub?
@salsaccino3 жыл бұрын
@@pendantperuke9440 i’m not sure, I watch all my animes in sub so I couldn’t tell ya
@truly_evil3 жыл бұрын
@@pendantperuke9440 No there isn't any English dub.
@truly_evil3 жыл бұрын
@@salsaccino Season 3 wouldn't be that good compared to other two seasons I think.
@mylgardose3 жыл бұрын
CS: this kid has no luck me: he was from 2 Battle Royale films and Death Note
@normanzhang71893 жыл бұрын
lol
@icariusmaximus32033 жыл бұрын
Death note the prequel
@enfield39633 жыл бұрын
Undetchted unxepeted
@kevinluu9773 жыл бұрын
He’s a different kind
@neku-fn8dq3 жыл бұрын
I like how cs started to talking about how horrible his life is and said he should get out of Japan
@linus8553 жыл бұрын
“broke? spend 40k moving to a different country.”
@BloodDraek3 жыл бұрын
>"In Japan it is illegal to charge more than 20% interest annually" If you were to read the manga or watch the show you would know that the government is largely in the pocket of the Teiai corporation which is the company that owns Kaiji's debt. Chairman Hyodou is the most powerful man in the country if not the world with the amount of wealth he controls.
@EpicTacoSenpai3 жыл бұрын
this sounds snotty but good to know
@tayo55323 жыл бұрын
This isn't the manga, though it is implied in the movie I guess
@HowToBeatYT3 жыл бұрын
In my opinion it's pretty clearly outlined in the manga/anime that Endo tricks Kaiji into ignoring that the interest rate is illegal with the fake phone call, and other tricks (like "Espoir" translating as hope when it really is a slaughterhouse, or berating him for being a loser). Teiai corporation can't outright violate Japanese law without concern over a small grub out of many, which is why they are going after rejects in the first place. I really appreciate the feedback. And I can see the argument both ways, just wanted to point this out because a lot of research goes into these. I sometimes can't include all that info in the video because it wouldn't be interesting enough to most. Hope that makes sense
@dominationgaming9523 жыл бұрын
@@HowToBeatYTbro i love your content big support
@bertrandkane96783 жыл бұрын
@@HowToBeatYT In the anime/manga, Endo only tricked Kaiji into taking part in the Espoir gamble, not into thinking the intrest rate was in any way legal. Kaiji even brought up that the intrest rate was illegal but Endo implicitly threatened that he'd go after Kaiji's family if Kaiji refused to pay or went to the police.
@maiquanghuy88073 жыл бұрын
I like how Cinema Summary's advice for the main character is "You're going to Brazil"
@itsjustmenova3 жыл бұрын
CinemaSummary: Calls a BMW a Mercedes. Me: “That was his first mistake”
@Kaies1093 жыл бұрын
haha thought no one else saw that.
@slipchase54053 жыл бұрын
I rlly wanna like this but it’s on 69 likes
@JOOSEBOXES3 жыл бұрын
How the table has turned
@nerfedby50percent23 жыл бұрын
“This could have been a code for later, so the fact that he got the name of the car wrong, may increase his chance of death.”
@jackkoscak85013 жыл бұрын
Imagine how boring this movie would be if he hadn’t taken responsibility of the card
@wildmoose39793 жыл бұрын
I would have preferred a series of games instead of just a rock paper scissors tournament
@franciscofuentes62093 жыл бұрын
@@wildmoose3979 There probably were more games after that. Keep in mind he lost and was sent underground to work so he couldn’t experience the next event.
@gluttony89863 жыл бұрын
@@wildmoose3979 Eh? it's gambling for money, not for life like Borderland.
@inperialgames3 жыл бұрын
Well, in the anime he does not go being a slave, in reality he outsmarted one guy and managed to continue on the game. But in the end the film is basically the same with less games
@aviddavid87933 жыл бұрын
Well it was based on the anime which was based on manga which did the same thing.
@cj6643 жыл бұрын
When a russian guy enters the battle royale movie Russian guy: *it feels like home*
@carljustineigo44643 жыл бұрын
lol true thooo
@acappuccino84103 жыл бұрын
Russian guy: enters casino ship Russian guy to friend: *Remember, no Russian.* *whips out M240 Bravo*
@shravan10053 жыл бұрын
Its a normaal dai in russiaaa
@someguy16023 жыл бұрын
He just need vodka not money
@theterminator21923 жыл бұрын
Walks in and opens his bag and it's only vodka him "that's all I need" goes on to win
@crystaldesu58313 жыл бұрын
That escape plan is seriously questionable (at least for me). That's because they're working underground. That means that all escape route can be easily predicted. Plus, it looks very stuffy in there. And, the captors won't hesitate to kill them. Also, they're working there to pay their debts, not necessarily to really become slaves. In other words, even if they escape there, they will still be hunted to pay their debts, unless if they're willing to be hiding and running for the rest of their lives.
@thatonedudefromdiscord43483 жыл бұрын
Me: breathes Cinema summary: you see, this was that guy’s first mistake. Instead of holding his breath most of the time to improve his stamina he decided to breathe and now he will not survive for exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds underwater
@zktjr3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shannonedge9043 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@faizozigi8693 жыл бұрын
Basically the summary: *”Be Heartless and show no Emotion or Remorse “*
@Murasaki_Saya3 жыл бұрын
@@RickyRatte SCREW BRAZIL YOUR GOING TO BULGIRIA
@zipzop83253 жыл бұрын
@@Murasaki_Saya SCREW BULGARIA YOU'RE GOING TO THE GULAG
@tinpan60523 жыл бұрын
@@zipzop8325 screw gulag, your going to the mine!
@leons.kennedy53533 жыл бұрын
@@tinpan6052 SCREW THE MINE, YOU'RE GOING TO THE CAMPS
@half-blindentity98463 жыл бұрын
@@leons.kennedy5353 SCREW THE CAMPS YOUR GOING INTO DEBT
@thewheatleypodcast3 жыл бұрын
Obviously Asia likes that one actor, he was in Battle Royale, Death Note, and now Kaiji
@erika.s3 жыл бұрын
If Kaiji spent his time studying instead of gambling he could have known about the percentage of illegal interest and end of story- do your homework, guys.
@randomdudeb37803 жыл бұрын
This actor is everywhere and I’m not complaining, he puts on one helluva show
@coolnuggit19983 жыл бұрын
Definitely climbing the ranks
@boogi85303 жыл бұрын
Remember people this movie wouldn’t have happened if he just controlled his anger and not hit a car
@popoolos4783 жыл бұрын
LOL
@toninomatalone73233 жыл бұрын
neither if he would have worked to get a better salary and manage his money wisely. Anger issues and bad temper are one of the many consequences of gambling addictions
@firebreathingguy5613 жыл бұрын
True
@b04balagabriel283 жыл бұрын
The entire one peice series was triggered by a shark eating an arm
@JDCSM3 жыл бұрын
I havent watched the movie, but isnt he already targeted by the loan shark because he became a guarantor for his friend?
@TheRealBlaze3 жыл бұрын
This was very entertaining and a great choice... But “How to beat *The Hunt* ” has a cool ring to it
@Akunai_3 жыл бұрын
Not yet
@Chromastic3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@nnitro3 жыл бұрын
you forgot the (2020)
@TheRealBlaze3 жыл бұрын
Nah lol but in all serious man love your videos, always a bright part of my day. 🔥💪🏼
@ClubberOntop3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealBlaze That Was Your Biggest And Last Mistake
@soupiaaa3 жыл бұрын
Kaiji “Ultimate survivor” Rantaro: finally our battle will be legendary
@mrbadwithnames47083 жыл бұрын
Kaiji: *Picks a random card* Host: "Oi, you can't pick a random one!" Kaiji: "I picked this one because I liked the picture :)"
@rosalyndt853 жыл бұрын
5000 IQ
@mintie.49443 жыл бұрын
the worst way to play a game that involves images.
@mrbadwithnames47083 жыл бұрын
@@mintie.4944 my magic the gathering career
@S0n._3 жыл бұрын
Pov:He left the battle royale, He lost his death note and his parents kick him out
@bigbenhgy3 жыл бұрын
It would be really cool to make these a cinematic universe.
@toncalingasan88843 жыл бұрын
Pffft
@jinhunterslay16383 жыл бұрын
The Death Gods cursed him for fooling around with the death note, and that’s why Death follows him everywhere
@lukhw1n6573 жыл бұрын
Loan Shark: "So yeah, I drugged Kaiji and stole all of his money that he earned by betting his life." "Who's Kaiji?" Loan Shark: "This kid." shows the picture of Kaiji "Oh, you mean the guy who owns the Death Note?" Loan Shark: "What?..." "What?"
@tiffanychan57373 жыл бұрын
"ah shi-"
@boredboi62793 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanychan5737 starts having a heart attack
@denisloebner48823 жыл бұрын
isnt that light yagami aka kira? and what was your name again? :-D
@tman21323 жыл бұрын
@@boredboi6279 looks like he already got to them
@phillipnerongo95243 жыл бұрын
"ah shi-"
@krisjolt3 жыл бұрын
"This poor guy keeps ends up in an apocalyptic scenario" Technically, the actor is, but I see your point
@kosinparuchabutr40073 жыл бұрын
how to beat every death game: "just live lmao"
@lolno36753 жыл бұрын
ty mr helpful lol
@MistahSev3 жыл бұрын
How would you live without wtching this dudes videos
@kosinparuchabutr40073 жыл бұрын
@@MistahSev just stay alive lol
@obinoscopekenobi94503 жыл бұрын
Unlimited IQ
@samplays63233 жыл бұрын
F.B.I lol
@DesecratedTTV3 жыл бұрын
Loan Shark: *Subjects guy to death game to pay off debt* Cinema Summary: *Discusses the legality of interest rates in Japan *
@AustinFoss003 жыл бұрын
Main character almost becomes a slave for the rest of his life because of loan shark and risks his life and livelihood several times to escape? Better take her out to dinner after
@koichiyoshikawa76503 жыл бұрын
I bet this movie and the Saw series were a huge inspiration for the Squid Game
@addie54173 жыл бұрын
Probably kaiji but I’m not sure about saw
@Onche5183 жыл бұрын
Kaiji movie sucks, the anime is a masterpiece
@hellatze3 жыл бұрын
kamisama uitoori / as the gods will inspiring squid game.
@Jaime.Lannister3 жыл бұрын
Whoa. Saw is definitely out of the picture because saw subjects ungrateful people to appreciate their lives, while squid game caters to desperate people to earn the ultimate prize.
@MashiroShiina3 жыл бұрын
Squid Game was created and written by Hwang Dong-hyuk. Hwang says he originally developed the script in 2008 when he was in a bad financial situation and living in a Manhwabang, reading Japanese survival manga books such as Battle Royale, Liar Game and Gambling Apocalypse: Kaiji - Wikipedia
@kreyalp9203 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta until you hear "this was his biggest mistake of his life" after you walk in a dark alley
@b1isok9423 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather die on my feet, than keep living on my knees.”
@djarogames3 жыл бұрын
-VeggieTales twitter account
@Bijuu_Mike3 жыл бұрын
🙌😫😫😫😫 periodt
@justinjakeashton3 жыл бұрын
@@djarogames *Wild Western standoff music*
@anarchydmz3 жыл бұрын
990th like
@jogourbruh3 жыл бұрын
Joe swanson: 😐
@smallw20033 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how this guy is the main actor for about 50% of the movies you analyse which means that if he's the same person he has quite an unlucky life lol
@carson.86363 жыл бұрын
Horror movies in the U.S.: serial killers Horror movies in Japan: *death games initiated*
@efence47133 жыл бұрын
True true true
@Ch503043 жыл бұрын
I dont think death games would ever work in the US. There were a few movies but none were popular.
@thecabbage843 жыл бұрын
@@Ch50304 Saw hello?
@HippoKing.MP33 жыл бұрын
hey, at least you can have some fun first
@Ch503043 жыл бұрын
@@thecabbage84 oh right, i forgot..
@s.o.k.13933 жыл бұрын
Cinema summary: “kaiji should move to Brazil” Next video: “kaiji’s first mistake was moving to Brazil, which has a very high murder rate”
@thegalaxysreaper3 жыл бұрын
lol
@sonicstorm43542 жыл бұрын
YESSS BRAZIL NUMERO ONEEEE
@crumblemuffin12572 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian person,pretty accurate
@DarthAndrew5203 жыл бұрын
The Manga/Anime feels even more tense. Like in E-card when Kaiji runs out of Money, instead of offering him a loan they give him the option of putting a device with a drill on either his Eye or Ear. Where now Tonegawa is betting money, Kaiji is betting centimeters of the drill end, until it would eventually reach all the way.
@Lowkas3 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking Christ
@armankaya48263 жыл бұрын
@@Lowkas kaijis anime is the most suspenseful anime i have ever seen, like holy shit i started crying in season 2 because at that moment after like fighting for almost 20 episodes it felt like all hope really was gone, after so so many times of almost winning, all hope suddenly dissapears. this keeps happening until all you can wish for is a miracle at that point. TL;DR: watch Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor
@justanormalguy19213 жыл бұрын
They merged s1 S2 together XD
@npcimknot9583 жыл бұрын
WOAHHHHH ok.. i think I'll hae to watch. I like that.
@TheOrangeRoad3 жыл бұрын
I had to watch the anime because I cant find any English translations past the RPS card hoarding arc Its ok, it follows the source material pretty close, but its less violent
@miranex36413 жыл бұрын
I more than probably wouldn't survive. But on the beam part, 12:16 I think walking pretty much sideways like skaters and make both feet face the same way is a death sentence. I'm an ex gymmnast and my forte was the beam and my balance is stil great. I'd say make each feet face outward. The left one faces left and right one faces right. Just a normal 45° angle is more than enough, straight back and let the foot slide along the beam to take a step. Don't bend the knees to take a step forward. And the usual no looking dowm. Having confidence is key too. But also to feel the beam with your foot before taking a step to make sure there is space. Makes up for better balance rather than just going slightly sideways.
@truly_evil3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking too that one push on your back from wind will end it.
@daddiedavis3 жыл бұрын
Me: Just doesn’t live in Japan. CS: And that’s were he... didn’t make his first mistake.
@ntxoothoj28583 жыл бұрын
AMERICAA!! FUCK YEA!
@apotatosaurus78903 жыл бұрын
Moving to Brazil was, jk
@FireflyOnyx3 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly the UK is death game free right now. I've already beat all these death games because of that.
@kyrohowe31563 жыл бұрын
@@FireflyOnyx Then here I come!
@daddiedavis3 жыл бұрын
Who said I live in America? CANADA, FUCK YEAH.
@cultistaautista3 жыл бұрын
In the anime he actually severs his ear with the device that monitors his vitals and extends a drill which he bet millimeters of extension. When he wounds himself they think he did it to mask the vitals, but in reality he cut his ear off and gave the monitor to another gambler. Meanwhile using tissues to simulate covering his wounds, while the thing he was truly coveribg was that he no longer had the device mounted on the ear. It was so much more clever there and why they threw so many details like this away in the movie is beyond me
@saphiriathebluedragonknight3753 жыл бұрын
This was an anime? I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.
@apestogetherstrong3413 жыл бұрын
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 yes, it's way better, watch it
@patrickchaney3 жыл бұрын
The movie still kinda slaps. It just does things out of order to streamline the plot. The anime develops some pacing issues, but it’s still worth watching!
@armankaya48263 жыл бұрын
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 i have watched 800+ hours of anime and this is my favourite
@saphiriathebluedragonknight3753 жыл бұрын
@@apestogetherstrong341 I don't. Sounds like it might be kind of graphic if this video is anything to go by. That's why I like this channel. I can learn about different R rated movies while the blood and gore is censored.
@illusoyt94043 жыл бұрын
"Brave men road sounds too brave for me" - This really got me
@omegalul74113 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor
@kalua17173 жыл бұрын
@@omegalul7411 no fr?
@Yuna__Lolz3 жыл бұрын
"...how would you beat Kaiji" Literally use the same strategy but don't go to celebrate with that woman-
@sknyc16883 жыл бұрын
This actor never catches a break from all these movies. Surprised he's still alive.
@shravan10053 жыл бұрын
@@npcimknot958 lol
@2fort2363 жыл бұрын
This dude just makes it straight and says abandon everyone that will slow you down and make them die this dude shows no mercy just for survival and that's what i love about him
@bijaliaailajib79533 жыл бұрын
Coz theres just no sugarcoating life or death
@icy96083 жыл бұрын
How to beat “kaiji: ultimate survivor” Step one: dont be stupid
@aminaali3583 жыл бұрын
Or be yumeko
@CityDestroyer3 жыл бұрын
@@aminaali358 that requires too much moaning, no thanks😬
@transjiro17353 жыл бұрын
Step 1: don't be poor
@khadeejaOmar3 жыл бұрын
or become yumeko and ur guaranteed to win
@Stint456783 жыл бұрын
or betting ur mom life yes a jojo reference
@QaDri933 жыл бұрын
Ahhh Kaiji…it’s always a depressing but fun watch..the anime and the live action.
@nugget73023 жыл бұрын
"If this guy still has his death note" Im deadd broo 😂😂😂😂
@dudegamer34773 жыл бұрын
No cap lol
@donniedeadshot63173 жыл бұрын
Oh hi fellow nugget pfp
@Ch4g-u5w3 жыл бұрын
@@donniedeadshot6317 I think he's nugget is bigger
@bClaudino3 жыл бұрын
"There arent any battle royales in Brazil" well this is half true, as a former brazillian, i can say that anything on Brazil besides Rio de Janeiro is not a battle royale
@lem16813 жыл бұрын
At least you still had a chance to win playing battle royale than playing against p2w
@rockhistoria25373 жыл бұрын
Me, an carioca:
@hayoonpark74543 жыл бұрын
Former? Did you change or something?
@rockhistoria25373 жыл бұрын
@@hayoonpark7454 maybe he immigrated to somewhere else
@hayoonpark74543 жыл бұрын
@@rockhistoria2537 Oh, okay thank you. I was thinking of that.
@memerman12363 жыл бұрын
This dude could make a 1 minute horror movie that only composes of him, the title card and the credits.
@carljustineigo44643 жыл бұрын
lol yes he can beat it in just seconds
@asherheart35743 жыл бұрын
“How to Beat Kaiji”: 1. Put on wig 2. Become Yumeko Jibami
@armankaya48263 жыл бұрын
this is proof you havent watched the anime, the entire kakeurui universe would collapse if kaiji pulled up
@elementjose95473 жыл бұрын
@@armankaya4826 Kaiji Ito would make the entire school go bankrupt with his sheer gambling skill and will to win.
@asherheart35743 жыл бұрын
@@armankaya4826 > Joke
@NeostormXLMAX3 жыл бұрын
a single kaiji's braincells would beat everyone in the school
@kendog34923 жыл бұрын
@@elementjose9547 i dunno about that, Kaiji is kinda dumb and kind of a loser, that's the whole point of his character. Whereas kakegurui characters are like perfect mind reading gods, he'd probably get wrecked i the end
@ZoroLova3 жыл бұрын
"How to beat kaiji" Me: "Just dont kick the damn car." Edit: How did this get 1.9k and above likes?!?!, this is the most likes i got wth?!
@firebreathingguy5613 жыл бұрын
He should just control his anger
@crocyboi12193 жыл бұрын
Get a job boom that's it
@warszawianek3 жыл бұрын
@@crocyboi1219 if you're homeless just get a house lol
@pigthegoat3 жыл бұрын
@@warszawianek lmao if you’re poor just be rich like omg
@warszawianek3 жыл бұрын
@@pigthegoat omg if you die just live bruh
@alexisl40193 жыл бұрын
Me: *doesn’t have a damn good day* Cinema Summary: you see, this was their first mistake. Here’s why....
@superkenokibruh18253 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This also has an anime called Mr. Tonegawa: Middle Management Blues which basically tells the story of Tonegawa
@rex95993 жыл бұрын
Oh
@sekar_exe3 жыл бұрын
Whoa thanks!
@toosweet37713 жыл бұрын
It is freaking hilarious.
@autumn77363 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the death games they played were. They were so brutal they couldn't be shown onscreen.
@kerriedasilva15833 жыл бұрын
Powerpointtt! I was looking for this comment. ♡
@thegirlkk19913 жыл бұрын
Me: *breathes* Cinema Summary: And, that was her first mistake. Welcome to "How to Beat: The Horrifying Asthmatic."
@NiikoKnacko3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: gamble if you are the main character. Otherwise, don't.
@mysterious_truth69073 жыл бұрын
@Gucci Crimson just not in "Quarantine"
@bevear3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't be a character.
@davsiysv73093 жыл бұрын
@@bevear exactly become monke
@flimflamwackit54923 жыл бұрын
Trust me when I say that the show makes the main character basically a normal person who’s a little bit better. He loses many times in the show while he wins in the movie.
@kve55203 жыл бұрын
Bruh did you watch the anime? Mfer shouldn't have gambled even as the main character lmao
@gremmy74403 жыл бұрын
how to beat Kaiji: step 1: *become Lelouch Vi Britannia* step 2: *you win*
@aldrindelaserna53813 жыл бұрын
How to beat gambling: Step one:be jotaro Step two:made everyone die Step three:and no this is not a roleplay
How to win : *BE YUMEKO* 2. *BE YUMEKO* 3. *BE YUMEKO 4.*WIN*
@TheDaltonius3 жыл бұрын
Me: likes video* Cinema Summary: if I were in his position then I would have also subscribe as this would keep me up to date on possible ways to escape everyday problems of these movies
@harmhoeks59963 жыл бұрын
21:45 "If you're going to let a women take this much money at least make her do it through an alimony after a long and unhappy marriage" Real life
@chris-p94233 жыл бұрын
The craine scene in this movie was absolutely horrifying and was traumatizing...
@ciewon3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I agreed
@Leo-xg5vb3 жыл бұрын
No don’t be a girl
@pizzaman27263 жыл бұрын
?
@Leo-xg5vb3 жыл бұрын
@【Josuke Higashikata】 as in don’t back out
@clevaceverydirtywater8483 жыл бұрын
@@Leo-xg5vb still sexist
@drqgonfruit3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, just don’t mess with this guy. He’s survived a government battler Royale twice and has a death note
@LordCuckoldacus3 жыл бұрын
And is pals with the Dragon of Dojima
@patrickstar81323 жыл бұрын
@@LordCuckoldacus jesus, I haven't finish the yakuza series yet, but who is he to be friends with kiryu? or is that a major spoiler?
@LordCuckoldacus3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickstar8132 nah no spoiler, yakuza 6 he's a guy named Yuta. You'll definitely know when you see him, the character model is based on his real appearance.
@SpecsWitched3 жыл бұрын
"There aren't any battle royales in Brazil" Bem, nós temos favelas.
@stylishsnek39503 жыл бұрын
Realmente, viver no Brasil já é um Jogo de vida ou morte
@calmgoodfire46623 жыл бұрын
Oui oui
@やついい-m9b3 жыл бұрын
Hai hai
@luanita3073 жыл бұрын
Brasil É o battle royale meu amigo
@miguelferrari76103 жыл бұрын
Melhor do que não ter opção né
@iqranafees90783 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA the fact that he just casually said that 11:47.
@venerate._.3 жыл бұрын
Cinema summary: he made the biggest mistake of his life because he forgot about his death note from the other movie he played
@doit11283 жыл бұрын
But he lost it bec ryuk has it
@baligong35923 жыл бұрын
**goes to the Bathroom** Cinema Summary: "This is how people die"
@BrenTenkage3 жыл бұрын
in his defense...it is how Elvis died
@christianbleyson30113 жыл бұрын
Okay you made a mistake first you started your comment with a "*" instead of a letter which gives you a 50% of liking my reply.
@-Rae.Jmnz08-3 жыл бұрын
This guy is literally so smart like some of the stuff he's saying is practicable but others are just like "Yeah I would die"
@npcimknot9583 жыл бұрын
Yes. Lol. This is why i try not to kick cars or go out lol
@dharnasahu25063 жыл бұрын
To be honest, anime is more entertaining than the movie itself, especially season 2 where they beat the pinball machine, it was crazy
@dino286593 жыл бұрын
Someone: loses at rock paper scissors Cinema summary: begins to read a 17 page essay on human psychology, game strategies and why dark mode is better on everything
@Meatbrickdude30003 жыл бұрын
Friend disappears Cinema summary: this was his first mistake I wouldn’t screw my friend over making him do a death game
@bekoobove31963 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Horror movies from Japan: G A M E T I M E
@BROCHILL-CJ3 жыл бұрын
Yes bro yes
@jinhunterslay16383 жыл бұрын
And they’re practically a master at this sub genre....definitely more fun than the Hunger Games or Would you rather.
@Jashin003 жыл бұрын
uhm.. Ready or not, Escape Room, Truth or Dare, Saw, Would you rather, The Circle. And I bet there's a lot more.
@Mint_P_Cane3 жыл бұрын
And D I N O
@NeblaX513 жыл бұрын
@@Jashin00 in my opinion, out of all of those options, I only like the circle and saw
@theoverseer17752 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how Tatsuya Fujiwara (the main actor) is in literally EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN anime live adaptation out there. Probably my favorite Asian actor. Also, “Asian Kids Stuck Inside Death Games” should be a sub genre of its own.
@carjis3 жыл бұрын
“Sadly, he was that one Japanese actor, and that was his first mistake.”