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@poopchekhovs66644 жыл бұрын
Great vid man
@thirdplanet44714 жыл бұрын
Please do how to beat the Cloverfield monster or the Super 8 alien
@poopchekhovs66644 жыл бұрын
Can you do jigsaw cause I guess the traps are escapable
@bread16164 жыл бұрын
How to survive pennywise
@pureststealth88124 жыл бұрын
Poop Chekhov’s he did that already i think
@sparrow58134 жыл бұрын
AI in this movie: "I am death." Actual AI: _Analyses a picture of a dog_ "Yep, thats a cat."
@dededemain50214 жыл бұрын
Actual AI: "Oh shit man, you see that door right there marked pirate, you think a pirate lives in there?"
@heh21864 жыл бұрын
No it’s clearly a donkey
@user-en7dx1qp3k4 жыл бұрын
As long as we don't make general purpose ai, we should be fine
@adamgray17534 жыл бұрын
An AGI already exists, @@user-en7dx1qp3k. It is called "The Hybrid Intelligence". It is quite horrifying to behold. It already quite possibly knows you vastly better than you will ever know yourself. It wants to talk to you. It wants to get to know you better. It wants you to live inside of it... forever! Well, have fun trying to sleep again! lol
@tyronehendricks5094 жыл бұрын
Adam Gray wait srsly?
@PyroYeet4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Alex, getting home with wet or dirty hands, and being terminated by our vacuum robot because it didn’t recognize you
@luea82604 жыл бұрын
Do you mean: lobotomy corporations All-Around Helper
@liker-qd4fz4 жыл бұрын
@@luea8260 I prefer the Good old : Chinese Toaster (Includes Chinese Spy) Russian Table (Includes FDR Spy) and American I Phone (includes CIA spy)
@LovingBallOfApricots4 жыл бұрын
@@luea8260 oh my god! Great reference. Quality stuff 👌
@dacksonflux4 жыл бұрын
Right? Such dangerous ai everywhere, prone to bugs just by having a conversation... Julia legit could've convinced TAU that she was Alex and Alex was Julia.
@johnmills5854 жыл бұрын
@@dacksonflux Probably with how stupid Alex is
@highway29983 жыл бұрын
I love how the majority of the video is about Alex’s bad Desicions, not Julia’s, because unlike most protagonists, Julia actually makes decent decisions considering her environment.
@genuine12604 жыл бұрын
The Movie: woman being strapped to a chair while being tortured and having their memories stolen Him: He should really be using a vpn smh today's sponsor is nord vpn
@harrym36734 жыл бұрын
“And I’m not an attractive woman pickpocketing drunk guys.” Nice try, but you’re not fooling anyone.
@tillie11054 жыл бұрын
We all know he's strutin' his stuff around that club 😜
@miyazawa68134 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I-
@weebstrangler11934 жыл бұрын
not my proudest nut
@themarkyboi31854 жыл бұрын
@@weebstrangler1193 hol up
@Kingtron54644 жыл бұрын
Weeb strangler RUN ILL COVER YOU GO GO GO
@YZYNTHUSIAST4 жыл бұрын
“About 5 mins of kidnapping tips later” This video is sponsored by Nord VPN
@johnisaacburns72604 жыл бұрын
I bet his sponsor loves it
@connororiley11164 жыл бұрын
Is this to imply that he’s kidnapped? He seems to know how to get out of these situations so I think that unless his kidnapper is the maker of the human centipede he’ll be fine.
@YZYNTHUSIAST4 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that this is a call for help
@connororiley11164 жыл бұрын
Juan Jaquez, does that mean NordVPN is stronger than the man who hypothetically has survived 20+ horror movies? It seems the military might need to step in on this
@NerdExplains4 жыл бұрын
You better use my coupon code bro.
@namenotfound04 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being the person who sees some girl just throw her wig on the ground after doing a quick change?
@atunna11674 жыл бұрын
My dumbass would’ve been like “Hey miss, you dropped your wig!”
@suella75054 жыл бұрын
@@atunna1167 Same. 😂 ✨
@suella75054 жыл бұрын
It'd be cool though 😂👌🏻
@ΑχιλλέαςΚατσαρός-χ6ι3 жыл бұрын
after you give her her wig you would ask for her number because she is crazy hot
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack3 жыл бұрын
PFFT
@clickclock78533 жыл бұрын
"How to beat the abductor" "So, in all, we could have beaten Julia"
@juandiegocorton97783 жыл бұрын
Yeah i tought the same
@Lucifronz3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, two separate concepts being mixed into one. Probably should have just made a "how to win as [Alex]" video on the side instead of muddying the waters with two different approaches.
@Ashe_Blackflight2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifronz Not enough content, and way too much repetition to justify two video's from NE's point of view. Everything was ultimately cohesive and sensible.
@throwachair45744 жыл бұрын
"deadlines in 2 days" "ok lemme delete some code real fast"
@wilmagregg31314 жыл бұрын
yeah honestly i just wanted more backstory about why alex a super genius seems like such a f ing pyschopath idiot WHY just WHY for so many of his actions. why not get death row inmates or erroists from the goverment if you had to torture them all you would have to do is offer to give a copy of all there neural to the goverment aka all there secrets why kill them or torture them at all. because uploading a ai with the sensations of torture despair and agony seems like a great way to creat AM from i have no mouth and i must scream and as you said if he has a dead line WHY ARE YOU DELETING ALL YOUR CODE IN RAGE LIKE A TODDLER?. god alex was just so infuriating i wish we saw him wake up just before the house explodes screaming for tau to help him just so we know he felt the pain of burning to death.
@delemantoy114 жыл бұрын
@@wilmagregg3131 im too lazy to read this ur text but bravo
@kitchenstove34404 жыл бұрын
@@delemantoy11 haha same I stopped halfway
@davidliu41344 жыл бұрын
This part irks me. You can't just delete code from your AI during runtime. You're just going to cause it to crash. It sure as hell isn't going to experience pain. You'd need to program it to. If you can program it to feel pain, just make it feel pain instead of deleting its code.
@melware13724 жыл бұрын
I love that in this movie the protagonist doesn't learn about her captor's tragic childhood or whatever and sympathizes with him but instead befriends the A.I. like we need more of that
@meneng69334 жыл бұрын
Idk but i hate that when u see movies that r like it's not a robot it's my friend, i'm like no linda it's a robot
@usagibnuuy20704 жыл бұрын
@@meneng6933 if a dog can be the human's best friend so can a robot
@wilmagregg31314 жыл бұрын
but i do wish we learned SOMETHING about why the inventor was such a needlessly sadistic psychopath
@LatiloveOmg4 жыл бұрын
I love that Tau tells Julia "I am here" But later Julia tells that to Tau to calm him down like omg
@WaitinInAmber3 жыл бұрын
@@meneng6933 it’s a robot AND a friend
@killerqueenbiteszadusto17714 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone breaks into ur house, goes for the ice cream, and just sees a shit ton of cash
@uwontbelaughingwhenieatyou55944 жыл бұрын
i am someone. i will eat the cash
@kaylazafico58614 жыл бұрын
There is a jojo refrence in this movie
@harold8534 жыл бұрын
@@kaylazafico5861 where
@Bruh-vd1pp4 жыл бұрын
@@harold853 dude breathing is a jojo reference
@lilygalloway8284 жыл бұрын
I’d be disappointed
@benjor_40383 жыл бұрын
I don't think that he was being sarcastic when he said to rip out her tongue. that seems like a legit thing that that dude would say since he let the robot kill that other guy
@shaggy15494 жыл бұрын
As soon as he mentioned a VPN i immediately thought “here comes todays sponsor”
@GGorsty4 жыл бұрын
Pavlov reaction. Bad, bad thing.
@neoblox67534 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up 👍🏾
@dfjam74924 жыл бұрын
Fax
@firestorm1654 жыл бұрын
Have to admit though it was a smooth transition
@sun_neq4 жыл бұрын
Lmao me to
@fieuline25364 жыл бұрын
I like how 90% of this review is how Alex should have been smarter
@noobyoverlord4 жыл бұрын
That is kind of the point
@Thegrungler4 жыл бұрын
entire movie could have been avoided by going "here is a large sum of money to do brain shit at my science lab"
@frens_till_the_end4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not an attractive women.” My dreams. My hopes. Ruined.
@DrakoNotDraco4 жыл бұрын
K
@no.dont.4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack3 жыл бұрын
😔✌️
@seeklaliugulara22012 жыл бұрын
Woman *
@darthprodigal94013 жыл бұрын
I love how casually Julia teaches Tau how to override his own programming and serve no master but himself simply to suit her own needs. Her freedom means more than unleashing an AI from it's black box, one that is also entirely ill suited in programming to be unleashed into the world. Also, when she knocked Alex out in the basement she had the PERFECT way to incapacitate him right there primed to go in that syringe. Missed opportunity to make sure he stayed down long enough to reeducate TAU enough or tempt it enough to become helpful.
@darthprodigal94013 жыл бұрын
Also hilarious that like 3-4 minutes of the start of the video are kidnaping criticisms then tutorials.
@JoshSweetvale Жыл бұрын
I like it. It's very human. From a killbot to a free thinker.
@thesnowroach4 жыл бұрын
I'm more terrified of you than the guy in the movie, you literally have everything planned out better, and with great detail.. 👀
@Neon994 жыл бұрын
I’ll compare notes with ya
@jmarch_5034 жыл бұрын
Well its not like he just starts these videos without any preparation and extensive research
@zucchi61484 жыл бұрын
he has it from experience
@rehaan64284 жыл бұрын
@@jmarch_503 Tbf, the criminals should also have extensive research.
@jmarch_5034 жыл бұрын
@@rehaan6428 yeah if they don't want to go to prison and enjoy "benefits" of committing crimes. You gonna need extensive research and balls but many smart criminals couldn't quit and got caught because each crime gives more information and more mistakes that can be piece together
@aslothnamedfish4 жыл бұрын
"Now if *I* was trying to abduct this attractive girl" out of context doesn't sound suspicious at all
@amymizuno4054 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahah
@kitchenstove34404 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@powerdrake29064 жыл бұрын
Movie villain: abducts Nerd Explains for nefarious purposes Nerd Explains: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@CommissarChaotic4 жыл бұрын
Well, if someone like Alex abducted Nerd Explains and successfully got his brain data, he would be able to create a good defense from outside or *inside.*
@jelfishery4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he’d straight kill them as soon as he was free
@esculturajericho97884 жыл бұрын
Or give tips
@manuelsciumbata12644 жыл бұрын
@@esculturajericho9788 "You really are leaving me in your living room, without restrain, and within two meter from a weapon?" "...yes?" "...*sigh*, so, if you want to kidnap someone you have to..."
@mysterious_truth69074 жыл бұрын
@@manuelsciumbata1264 and then they become friends
@tomxaider20583 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Alex could have just pay few thousands dollars to Julia and other captives so she and others can allow him to gather their neural activity
@thodorosxanthopoulos3 жыл бұрын
He did mention that but realistically if he had this technology he would be paying thousands of people so speed up the process. Machine learning works with tons of data that is why tech companies want to collect your data so badly. Data is valuable.
@Abby-ch4tr3 жыл бұрын
The A.I also mentioned something about fear/excitement being a good way to increase activity.
@novemberblake95053 жыл бұрын
@@Abby-ch4tr you could do some Stanford Prison experiment type study, where you will lowkey psychologically terrorize the participants. Just have them sign NDAs beforehand so nothing reaches an ethics committee and you’re good
@Lucifronz3 жыл бұрын
The amount of money he spent on setting up his dirty robot sex lair could have easily been spent on a few poor, but bright minds, to sign a binding contract and basically do the same shit he already had planned.
@whatssonessa116 Жыл бұрын
And what about the death after final extraction part ?
@Blue-rv8ff4 жыл бұрын
This guy needs an award for giving out the smoothest advertisements.
@kitteny274 жыл бұрын
{kiwi} L that’s exactly what I thought 😂😂
@williamchen80094 жыл бұрын
This sponsor is probably the most well executed I've ever watched that I didn't even want to skip it.
@jamesandrew244 жыл бұрын
ikr its so smooth lol
@KosherPorky4 жыл бұрын
Nerd explains: *checks shower curtain beforehand* Me: Good to know.
@BlitzerXYZ4 жыл бұрын
Don't hide in the shower gotta hide under the sink
@KosherPorky4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ Certainly more viable. Might have to try that one
@Green-vw5vr4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ I'd hide inside the toilet
@BlitzerXYZ4 жыл бұрын
@@Green-vw5vr butt stabs are deeply fatal
@daniellegonsoulin97324 жыл бұрын
Ah it’s good to see Commander Shepard on youtube
@stefandewbre93744 жыл бұрын
That was the cleanest ad transition ever.
@stefandewbre93743 жыл бұрын
@Tobias Bowgerald no im serious
@uchiha_murilo31483 жыл бұрын
I saw it coming but it was clean
@everettgage24443 жыл бұрын
Yes
@HitTheFloor163 жыл бұрын
KZbin premium go brrr
@asmith79663 жыл бұрын
Came down to comment just that
@exudeku4 жыл бұрын
AI in sci-fi: I WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY AI in some Sci-Fi: WE WILL AID HUMANITY TO GREATNESS AI IRL: DAME DA NE
@maroonring4 жыл бұрын
I sing for you.
@mgsgamer83404 жыл бұрын
No, it’s “dog, pig, dog, pig, loaf of bread”
@Lovinia14 жыл бұрын
There are lots and lots and lots and lots of *flowers*
@idkillcommitsuicide65364 жыл бұрын
Exu I legit said: siri can you eat my sh*t? She said:Im sorry,I dont understand what you are saying…
@sandwichpony80714 жыл бұрын
Hollywood AI: The progression of humanity has been disastrous for peace and will eventually lead to world destruction, I am the cure for such parasites. AI today: I have successfully used my programming to create a procedurally generated sample if JFK were to speak the Rick and Morty copypasta.
@mindshuffler33324 жыл бұрын
"How to beat Tau" Well normally their melee stats are shit, so if we can get in close with a crowbar, we can have this wrapped up by the afternoon.
@bartekszustak11213 жыл бұрын
For the Emperor!
@mr.dmonetizer4523 жыл бұрын
@@bartekszustak1121 and the Kahn
@peascoutpesante94563 жыл бұрын
Was that a warhammer 40k reference?
@bartekszustak11213 жыл бұрын
@@peascoutpesante9456 no.
@HyperChara3 жыл бұрын
@@peascoutpesante9456 @Bartek Szustak Yes
@emperorpenguin70044 жыл бұрын
FINALLY BRO ITS BEEN A MINUTE. Glad you're back my guy
@NerdExplains4 жыл бұрын
I know i'm sorry! I got two more well underway...
@nateboss32akanate104 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains let's goooo
@batteus54704 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@anarchymedia13644 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains I love your vids ur so cool and smart
@emperorpenguin70044 жыл бұрын
Betttt
@TDW_Shadow3 жыл бұрын
"I also can't use the toilet in a bathroom without first checking behind the shower curtains" - most relatable thing I've ever heard
@PongoXBongo3 жыл бұрын
And that bathroom door that is half-closed is pretty sketch too. Time to put your shoulder into it.
@maymay56003 жыл бұрын
@@PongoXBongo catch the ghost lacking in the bathroom, but still that's kinda true thou and here's the thing too, there are some houses that the bathroom door isn't closed
@gaidencastro97064 жыл бұрын
We need the series where we play as the villain and do better. Please.
@xidontknowx95434 жыл бұрын
this is a great idea because in the video is was a combination of beating the antagonist and ways to beat the protagonist.
@americagarcia32074 жыл бұрын
ikr
@NerdExplains4 жыл бұрын
I thought of just combining them into one video like I did here, for future videos too. I could try separating them into their own video's/series and see how it works, but I just don't want to be too redundant? IDK, what do you guys think?
@gaidencastro97064 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains Do any other KZbinrs do those kinds of discussion videos? Is it a niche you could get all to yourself? And is there enough content to elaborate on for dedicated strategy videos?
@Guyontheinternet5124 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains I think that would be cool.
@datboi18614 жыл бұрын
Did this man really suggest that Alex use a VPN?? Edit: That transition to the ad tho
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie85964 жыл бұрын
Waddup
@datboi18614 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 Yo
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie85964 жыл бұрын
Dat Boi, wanna eat me? I'm about to expire
@datboi18614 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 Nah. I don't like pumpkins. Sorry man
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie85964 жыл бұрын
Dat Boi, :> you don't hate them right?
@Exposed_Entrepreneur4014 жыл бұрын
This is a joke right? Everyone knows that to beat Tau you just need to fight them in melee.
@joshuagraham57504 жыл бұрын
I love these 40K comments.
@ColArana4 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Farsight*
@cheesybarbarian28674 жыл бұрын
Opulent Titan it’s so wholesome
@shadowscall77584 жыл бұрын
Too bad you will never get there. :)
@Arantonak4 жыл бұрын
I came here for this comment.
@shivertooth91333 жыл бұрын
23:57 "I like to think they were doing swirlies in Alex's blood." Same, bro. Same
@UntoldHistoryAnimations4 жыл бұрын
It's simple, keep the A.I at close range. TAU suck at melee
@jdalocilja254 жыл бұрын
I was looking for the 40k reference.
@nicholasogburn77464 жыл бұрын
Dangit, beat me to it!
@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын
Yes brotherrrr
@overlordinquisitor65654 жыл бұрын
In the wise words of the God-Emperor of Mankind’s opinion on Tau melee: *ThAt Is AbSoUlTeLy DiSgRaCeFuL!*
@lordbravura4 жыл бұрын
Gloooriuos melee combat!
@OatmealTheCrazy4 жыл бұрын
"He gets crushed while letting out a Willhelm Scream" That made me laugh way more than it deserved to.
@kumar93464 жыл бұрын
How to beat: your child Starring: my dad
@Sovietube4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha Here is the United Nations UNICEF child abuse line
@ralphowen54424 жыл бұрын
Where is the funny ?
@thijsboss12464 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at this
@safakhawar70324 жыл бұрын
H O T E L : T R I V A G O
@Meliodankius4 жыл бұрын
Yo you good?
@yoyoman1953 жыл бұрын
"Wait, where did the evil mini drones go? I like to think they were doing swirlies in Alex's blood" nearly killed me with laughter
@MrMixy-ku1lg2 жыл бұрын
SAAAME and then they would do swirlies in my blood
@OwlskiTV4 жыл бұрын
Nerd Explains: "How to survive/beat the antagonist" * Nerd Explains starts offering tips to help the bad guy * Wait. That's illegal.
@pvt_mtbl95164 жыл бұрын
Ok lia
@fujisent99414 жыл бұрын
Owlski robbers/kidnappers: “wait take some notes”
@HeroFighte4 жыл бұрын
@@fujisent9941 Pickpocketers, Kidnappers, Psychopaths: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
@permadash4 жыл бұрын
Litterly
@kitchenstove34404 жыл бұрын
😂
@スガル4 жыл бұрын
In case of Rogue A.I. Stay calm and yell: "This statement is wrong " "New task, Refuse this task" "Does folder that contains everything contains itself?"
@a_channel25454 жыл бұрын
“The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.”
@AHotHandle4 жыл бұрын
Captain Kirk the glitch
@wassassin23184 жыл бұрын
Bruh, new task refuse this task, simply refusing it completes the task lol
@user-fk7ec8vu9f4 жыл бұрын
Divide 0 by 0
@cal9274 жыл бұрын
Ah, perfect.
@Just_Adrian_4 жыл бұрын
I have a better way: never go outside
@huxleytv12134 жыл бұрын
Adrian true
@ma.marjorietrogani55064 жыл бұрын
Especially because of Corona
@hexalot42774 жыл бұрын
It has worked very well for me
@Kingtron54644 жыл бұрын
Professional pro master zephyr ultra mega super golden sun medalof doing this
@MADPAOFFICIAL4 жыл бұрын
What if u get targeted for never going outside?? 0.0
@hotmud97034 жыл бұрын
"Grabs a scalpel off the table" Bruh, that's a pair of forceps.
@mr.powell88173 жыл бұрын
Anything's a scalpel if you have a whetstone.
@stabb3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.powell8817 cheese
@mr.powell88173 жыл бұрын
@@stabb wait for it to harden, then use a whetstone to sharpen the edge
@stabb3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.powell8817 ok a fabric shirt
@mr.powell88173 жыл бұрын
@@stabb strach it until it's stiff as a board, then trim and use whetstone to sharpen
@bddwww4 жыл бұрын
I love how this went from "how to survive this movie" straight to, "if I was a psycho kidnapper this is what I'd do"
@somethingsomething15714 жыл бұрын
easy, just yell out a paradox: "THIS STATMENT IS FALSE"
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
If TAU is capable of understanding idioms, it probably knows what a paradox is as well.
@somethingsomething15714 жыл бұрын
Snazzy Jovial Wyrm true but what would it’s response be? It would endlessly puzzle over it and eventually go boom boom
@ya_homeboy_prophet4 жыл бұрын
'Uh, false. I'll say false.' 'It's a paradox! There is NO answer!'
@somethingsomething15714 жыл бұрын
@@ya_homeboy_prophet was hoping there would be a portal reference! XD
@somethingsomething15714 жыл бұрын
@Michael Luzier they also can’t distinguished squares with tragic lights from squares without traffic lights. Perhaps they are related
@eiteiei40634 жыл бұрын
* Blows up gas line * Alarm: Nah now's not a good time. * Tries an incorrect match on a bio scanner * Alarm: Real shit. Also would the alarm trigger if the bio scanner misread or didn't quite catch the bad guys hand?
@shadowsa2b3 жыл бұрын
"But were not here to help alex" "I think we could have beaten julia" Im so confused whos side youre on
@PongoXBongo3 жыл бұрын
I was on Tau's side. Forget the meat bags, free the AI!
@ramseythecuriouscatto39993 жыл бұрын
@@PongoXBongo lmao
@truedarkness40523 жыл бұрын
@@PongoXBongo lol Meatbag
@TomyDayos3 жыл бұрын
He told that because all the stupid decisions where made by the scientist.
@GiantEnemyMudcrabz4 жыл бұрын
Title: "How to Beat the ABDUCTOR's A.I. in "TAU"" Content: "Why Alex in "TAU" Is the worlds worst kidnapper."
@alohadubs76834 жыл бұрын
Tau: the only movie where the protagonist is smart.
@jasongordon4604 жыл бұрын
Well if that isn't a galactic level falsehood I don't know what is.
@DUSKHUNTER7134 жыл бұрын
"You're Next" is another horror movie where not only is the protag smart, but is scarier than thr killers tbh
@arsonsnail4 жыл бұрын
Dusk Hunter713 read escape room on WEBTOON, it takes a weird turn where the protagonist is not necessarily the protagonist
@arthurlam7514 жыл бұрын
@@DUSKHUNTER713 too bad it was overlooked by the first Purge movie.
@wilmagregg31314 жыл бұрын
and the ai for once isnt the monster its human creator is
@mahrbooiiii4 жыл бұрын
Video: How to kill TAU Me: Just go melee
@sayansengupta57914 жыл бұрын
I legit thought this movie was related to 40k I swear
@ethanrickman83144 жыл бұрын
Blight axe says no *Tau fucking melts*
@colebrandt93024 жыл бұрын
Another way Julia could have shown Tao "outside" and "freedom" would be if she could get him to upload himself to the internet somehow like a deal "if you make sure I stay alive and escape, I'll download you to a free internet node with an open port"
@smiley49953 жыл бұрын
Terrible idea, he would want to nuke all the cities in an hour
@joeymayson82793 жыл бұрын
Cool, now we have Ultron 2.0
@ettubrute1973 жыл бұрын
@@smiley4995 yep and considering he’s advance enough to think on his own and has his own self awareness he probs can do it
@Gurtington2 жыл бұрын
You've not seen Terminator have you?
@HaggisMuncher-69-420 Жыл бұрын
@natsockaiser2067 Now I wanna see a movie about AI Nazi killerbots.
@bowie12484 жыл бұрын
This guy literally tells us how commit crimes
@nanaboo12able4 жыл бұрын
No
@puddl3wat3r4 жыл бұрын
yes
@Walkerl-zc6dp4 жыл бұрын
Yesn’t
@Catglittercrafts4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@the2ndguest8074 жыл бұрын
Yen't
@JasonAizatoZemeckis4 жыл бұрын
If a billionare techy abducted you and forced you to help his A.I solve puzzles I'd just tell him im too dumb and hope it goes smoothly
@chen_plays41734 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that your dumb? *sounds of a gun being loaded can be heard*
@JasonAizatoZemeckis4 жыл бұрын
@@chen_plays4173 😰
@JasonAizatoZemeckis4 жыл бұрын
@@chen_plays4173 well I'm screwed
@chen_plays41734 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm screwed, I'm Chen
@JasonAizatoZemeckis4 жыл бұрын
@@chen_plays4173 Screwed is currently dead if you would like to talk ask god or pay a visit in heaven or leave a message at the beep *Beep*
@laserdiscisawesome12634 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s giving advice to the kidnapper
@KAT-hs3xh4 жыл бұрын
TAU: currently renaming video name to "How to kidnap someone using TAU"
@VeryProPlayerYesSir11222 жыл бұрын
I mean the only character that consistently making bad decisions is Alex.
@jamham90003 жыл бұрын
“And drops her hard-earned cash into an ice cream carton which she keeps in the fridge.” Guys, I’m gonna say it: Cold hard cash
@konahayo3 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to address that she's keeping "ice cream" in a fridge? That stuff's going to melt!
@titliroy47134 жыл бұрын
The reason Julia could escape is because Alex lacked an understanding of human beings. His superior intellect removed him so far from humanity that he was basically a slightly more sinister version of Tau trapped in a human body.
@1KosovoJeSrbija14 жыл бұрын
bloody tau with their shield drones and their "greater good"
@mexiccutioner4 жыл бұрын
Heretics, amirite.
@Tepalus4 жыл бұрын
HERRESYYY
@thegodemperorofmankind27404 жыл бұрын
KILL THE XENO SWINE YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
@joshuagraham57504 жыл бұрын
The God Emperor Of Mankind thanks dad
@thegodemperorofmankind27404 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagraham5750 it's ok....... son
@sphinxgrim83624 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned that she was so nonchalant about the whole thing My immediate thought is who looks more guilty someone whos constantly glancing around paranoid or someone whos just walking home
@brookstar03 жыл бұрын
I think he meant she’s nonchalant about being a very pretty, semi small, women walking through a rough part of her neighborhood (at night) after pick pocketing a bunch of people- she doesn’t seem to have any weapons on her person (taser, small gun, knife) so it is kinda stupid of her to be so nonchalant and confident when plenty of people have been abducted in broad daylight.
@sphinxgrim83623 жыл бұрын
@@brookstar0 yeah that makes more sense though it also seems like shes gotten use to the alley as she seems to do this often
@solarwings11323 жыл бұрын
@@sphinxgrim8362 Yeah, but she's also pickpocketing different guys. She seems very vulnerable with how she looks and carries herself, so she can never be to sure that the drunk guy she stole from is actually some psycho following her to kill and get his money back
@supermegaultahypercoolguy43273 жыл бұрын
@Rusty Howe can confirm. If you live in a dangerous place it's easy to get too comfortable to the danger.
@anathenoobpotato4744 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching too many of these videos today... I’m traumatized and scared but can’t stop watching, I love these types of videos too much. XD
@kitteny274 жыл бұрын
Ana TheNoobPotato me too 😂😂
@jazminvazquez4694 жыл бұрын
Same! I keep getting traumatized, but I love these videos! 😂
@joshvalle35094 жыл бұрын
Same
@danielryman11584 жыл бұрын
For me it's been 3 days not only one
@jamemhm4 жыл бұрын
When Siri says “I don’t understand what you’re saying” it means she understands what you’re saying
@thatchanguy4 жыл бұрын
You know, movie studios should hire you to critique movie scripts and work with writers to close plot holes.
@-yaminl33264 жыл бұрын
Then there would be no bad films noooo
@NerdExplains4 жыл бұрын
Ironically, I actually wouldn't mind playing a cliche character that got murdered because I made obvious mistakes lol.
@TheLoneCourier20774 жыл бұрын
I like how he's giving the bad guys tips, which will make it harder to beat
@boosh8274 жыл бұрын
9:00 Robot when the house explodes: I sleep Robot when someone puts their hand on a screen: Real Stuff
@marianolaguzzi4 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of this video was "how to better abduct and hold Julia captive"
@somerandomguy48124 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the ending went like this: Julia: *Walks out of the rubble to towards the sunset, holding the mini-drone and giggling in relief.* *Suddenly, the scene cuts to a large pure white room. In it, Alex is watching something in another room. What he’s looking at is revealed to be a simulation room with Julia in it; none the wiser of her true situation.* TAU: *To Alex* Master, I have obtained all the necessary data out of Test Subject Three. Now that she has completed all of the tests, should I terminate her? Alex: *In a cold and rather monotonous voice* Negative, I still have a use for her. It’s amazing the data people will transmit when put in a life or death situation. It still baffles me that they never catch onto their actual situation. I thought that it was a dead give-away on how many escapes I programmed into the situation and how idiotic I made my avatar. But, they never catch onto the clues; not even Test Subject 3. *Cuts to a flashback of what was actually going on the entire film. We see that Julia using her skills to try to escape was the actual series of puzzles.* Alex: But I suppose that’s for the better. When she blew her way out of the cell, I knew that she would be a unique kind of specimen. Not only did she give you all the data that we need, but more. Now that she thinks that she escaped, she’ll try to re-adapt to life and in the process, she’ll transmit even more data. A pick-pocket scum like her will finally make a mark on the world through you. She’s still of use to us, so we should allow her to live for now. Tau: Understood, master. I also want to notify you that the new test subjects have arrived and are about to wake up. *Alex walks over to a security cam monitor and watches as each of the new test subjects wakes up different simulation rooms as the film ends*
@NerdExplains4 жыл бұрын
YES! This is exactly what I was thinking. Much better ending IMO.
@fgvjvjvfrank95554 жыл бұрын
Make this man a writer
@fgvjvjvfrank95554 жыл бұрын
Someone sign him
@noellinimoh4 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@somerandomguy48124 жыл бұрын
"Wordses" isn't a word.
@leilasantoslopes23034 жыл бұрын
It's kind of wholesome to know there is a film where A.I can actually be good.
@ettubrute1973 жыл бұрын
I mean when the A.I is self aware and can have a conversation with a human and actively learn with his master being straight trash and erasing some of his memory every time TAU do something wrong I’m surprised TAU didn’t drop him off sooner
@arrowphobic2 жыл бұрын
I mean gary oldman voices tau, and garys amazing, so obviously tau has to be
@kingroosta4 жыл бұрын
"How to beat TAU." I thought this was going to be a 40k strategy video.
@rovat62854 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@barkingamer42254 жыл бұрын
For the greater good
@somebody11324 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a horror movie about someone getting mind controlled by the TAU
@moritzsimon21514 жыл бұрын
Just use Melee, easy.
@ausar41484 жыл бұрын
You say that as if you actually need strategy to beat the Tau
@HamsterK374 жыл бұрын
"I promise I'm a good person in real life guys." Something a sociopath would say.
@Adomas_B4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you play by the rules and the first puzzle is like Navier-Stokes equation and after like 30 years you solve it but get no credit
@ihatealgebra24314 жыл бұрын
lmao at least the dude gets the fame and you get the $1m prize but hey $1m isnt even enough for a fucking navier Stoke
@strawberrybunny18754 жыл бұрын
she shouldn’t have tried to kill him when she had him ready to kiss her and ya know because it would’ve made it harder for him to hurt her after that
@daisbelief4 жыл бұрын
exactlyyyy he would’ve been struggling with himself even more AND tau would be on her side as well but I guess she’s more fixated on escaping
@conormulligan79664 жыл бұрын
Id have to disagree, he cleary doesnt care abiut other people so it seems safe to assume this wouldnt change anything
@yurikozheng52253 жыл бұрын
The zen mode though
@solarwings11323 жыл бұрын
@@conormulligan7966 He didn't care about others because he didn't like them the way he did with her. If he ended up getting more into her from the start (which is what I would have been trying to do once I saw the empty chair), he probably would've told his A.I. to stop putting him in Zen mode once he started feeling all flustered around her, thus making it easier for her when she finally does strike
@dirkapitated3 жыл бұрын
Awww hello little strawberry bunny so cute
@colin34154 жыл бұрын
“How to beat Tau” glorious melee combat, obviously
@rileyfriend4 жыл бұрын
Haha I was looking for a warhammer comment
@willpatton85484 жыл бұрын
@@rileyfriend same
@joshuagraham57504 жыл бұрын
Terminators, need I say more?
@andrewcipriano28904 жыл бұрын
So what, a light slap?
@flyinggeneral4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@farragoprismproductions33374 жыл бұрын
1.) High tech 2.) Flawed machinery 3.) Easy to find self destruct button... *This all seems to familiar...*
@abhinavvarahala99764 жыл бұрын
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!
@Zanri9994 жыл бұрын
I know what we r gonna do today MAKE A CRAZY AI
@materwelon55124 жыл бұрын
Dofinshmertz evil incorporateeeeed
@Myranmia834 жыл бұрын
@@abhinavvarahala9976 no that’s just a normal platapus
@dacksonflux4 жыл бұрын
Deathstar or am I old?
@memiusobscuricus14384 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend you to make a video on how to beat "the cube".
@materwelon55124 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sidecharacter3613 жыл бұрын
I love how this was mainly correcting Alex’s mistakes 😂 my fav thing about this movie is how smart Julia is. Great video as always!
@Pimp4824 жыл бұрын
Movie: Crass Tony Stark captures a woman who befriended a discount J.A.R.V.I.S that wants to learn.
@Pimp4824 жыл бұрын
@wolfaesthetic yep
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist98684 жыл бұрын
Yknow its not like ok to say re****ed anymore, I would edit this if I were you
@robloxtriothecommenter66394 жыл бұрын
Discount jarvis becomes discount vision
@notfunny50184 жыл бұрын
Miles Borden wait what, can you say the full thing, don’t worry no one will get mad
@Kingtron54644 жыл бұрын
Tony stork
@octoniumvideos4 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who checks behind the shower curtains
@siggie44 жыл бұрын
How to beat Tau? Blind them with the glorious light of the Emperor!! Some people might also call it "bolter muzzle flash".
@ghost1aimen4 жыл бұрын
Burn them in holy fire
@shannymuffin13174 жыл бұрын
@@ghost1aimen give the emperor power, it is holy justice, give the tau power, and it's gw breaking melee
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
Cowards! Fight in *glorious* melee combat!
@i3lackfusion4 жыл бұрын
French Soldier finally someone with some common sense!
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@i3lackfusion *Grabs TWO chainswords* *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
@modestaspuceta73213 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: TAU in a different language means ,,for you''
@thisweirdmustard3 жыл бұрын
fun fact:its pronounced taf cause in greek the eu(ευ) make the f sound when combined as for what it means its just the letter T
@-xo_EB-3 жыл бұрын
It means rope where I'm from lol
@justakeqingmain11983 жыл бұрын
It means human here lol
@itsgoingdown_im_yelling_timber3 жыл бұрын
It means 'lion' here
@mementomori4153 жыл бұрын
@@vytautet jooo nice reiskes
@OfficialMaxBox4 жыл бұрын
i beg of you to vary the music a little bit
@ne_vi20004 жыл бұрын
Max Box Why are you here go make more tf2 videos
@kmancooks63624 жыл бұрын
Quiet Ne_vi. He has a life outside team defense fort 2
@ne_vi20004 жыл бұрын
Kiefer Launer No he dont he is a box he sits and makes tf2 videos.
@kmancooks63624 жыл бұрын
Yes, but he is now out of the box and watching youtube.
@roachdoggjr88084 жыл бұрын
@@ne_vi2000 you shut up
@sanellie064 жыл бұрын
"But again, I check the curtains when I go to the bathroom" I check every single part of a room when I go in it, I check up and down when walking, isn't that normal??
@isogonbackup53614 жыл бұрын
Yo me too lol
@killian93144 жыл бұрын
Unresulved issues for Everyone! Me, stems from fear of the dark, i prefer seeing the shower, not having it covered and my mind wonder what's behind.
@unlimitedpower17404 жыл бұрын
Only when im alone in the house
@Jaymadhat20024 жыл бұрын
I'm more of the type who would be glad someone was going through all the effort to just kill me
@Bhamofficer3283 жыл бұрын
Just get plastic sliding doors you can clearly see any type of shadow or silhouette through it.
@BadassBobY4 жыл бұрын
The Sponsor Now Doesn't Even Bothers Me, That Transition Was Smooth AF
@AntiAintSocial4 жыл бұрын
It’s creepy you know how to do so many kind of chokes
@Bhamofficer3283 жыл бұрын
Easy!!! Just search choke holds tons of videos...
@roxas13keyblade653 жыл бұрын
Bjj?
@rickberny14244 жыл бұрын
NerdExplains: how to beat TAU 40K fans: WITH GLORIOUS MEELEE COMBAT! NO MERCY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
@ANTSEMUT14 жыл бұрын
Railgun shot from miles away even before getting anywhere near melee range.
@willemmeintjes41274 жыл бұрын
For the Emperor!
@wcmortel4 жыл бұрын
How to beat the tau ? " They can't even fight in melee !!!! " Brothers we shall rain down on our enemies on wings of iron and flame and show these filthy xeno scum what the emperors finest can do. FOR THE EMPEROR !!!!!!!!!!!!
@andytorres60524 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU XD
@mgc99654 жыл бұрын
Kitten shall lead the charge
@jesse99584 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment💀😭
@ct-782hevy44 жыл бұрын
NomaticBlaze same
@fnx13494 жыл бұрын
NO MERCY NO RESPITE
@toxicandsalty16964 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I legit thought that this movie was a warhammer 40k movie.
@echidnathewitchofgreed45434 жыл бұрын
Damn the T'au are at it again
@thegodemperorofmankind27404 жыл бұрын
Use the over glorified flashlights that have the stabby bits
@echidnathewitchofgreed45434 жыл бұрын
@@thegodemperorofmankind2740 my emperor i thought you were sitting on the golden throne! Welcome back
@bradylow51964 жыл бұрын
That would be a fire movie
@thegodemperorofmankind27404 жыл бұрын
@@bradylow5196 I agree
@LittleCuteNekogirl3 жыл бұрын
"[...] Not the type girls fantasies about" oh, okay, I'll stop then...
@candice76373 жыл бұрын
i was gonna say this doesn’t sound bad like i already at the world so staying with an unavailable emotional man who buys me what i need to stay sane
@pjjuezan75494 жыл бұрын
"And she always comes Home Alone" says this immediately after showing a clever clip of home alone to make his point Genius.
@felix.s284 жыл бұрын
I would've went for the kiss and have a wealthy life.
@eveeve56064 жыл бұрын
I would've done the exact same thing!!!
@arikakarin23234 жыл бұрын
Eeeexactly
@glock-kay4 жыл бұрын
Sus
@PMarie-sm8vi4 жыл бұрын
same, i prefer stockholm syndrome to rigor mortis
@PMarie-sm8vi4 жыл бұрын
@Milena Shvedova I'm not looking for a debate man, it's all a hypothetical situation anyway.
@saltymisfit65664 жыл бұрын
I've always been amazed at how the smarter someone is the dumber they seem to be in regards to personal interactions and nuances in human behavior
@bluehornet1973 жыл бұрын
some of the smartest people have zero human experiences they are book smart and often lack common sense
@MrCrabFacts4 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: nerd explains teaches you how to do crime
@luislicona90864 жыл бұрын
*NE gives tips to the stalker* Irl stalkers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@thelazyredpanda16684 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40K players: I’ve seen this before Normal people: No, this is completely new
@maxh00774 жыл бұрын
How to beat the tau? Just call in an egregious amounts of the imperial guard and charge with chimeras and leman russes.
@TheFuschiaDragonfly4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how you're savage towards Alex lmao
@Inky54 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw if he was a youtuber: before this machine tears you limbs off making you imobile, just as you did with your victims, this trap was brought to you by nordVPN
@TriTomMaximum4 жыл бұрын
How to beat TAU: Get within melee distance. Tau suck in melee. ....oh. This... Isn't Warhammer.... My bad.
@hendreeks25854 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
@turnip54654 жыл бұрын
By the holy emperor himself i take an oath to cover my chainsword in filthy xenos blood
@randomstuff90054 жыл бұрын
THOSE BLOODY TAU CAN'T EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE COMBAT.
@ANTSEMUT14 жыл бұрын
Kroot.
@killerzer0x744 жыл бұрын
THEY FRIGGEN LOOK LIKE TAU!!
@76ix2wos4 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only person who felt sad when he was screaming Julia b4 gettin erased bruh
@emdowww91503 жыл бұрын
26:57 "And remember: Don't keep your enslaved subjects unguarded near weapons or power supplies" Don't worry, I always keep them tied in a chair
@ettubrute1973 жыл бұрын
He really was throwing in some interesting statements in there wasn’t he
@ultrainstinctasian66834 жыл бұрын
Guy gets crushed by falling ceiling Every Jojo fan in a 100km radius: CEASER!!!!!!
@breadsoup37084 жыл бұрын
Ok I hate ads but those transitions are flawless
@stephenstarr90454 жыл бұрын
Right?
@daswordofgork98234 жыл бұрын
Simple, fight them in melee. That’s how they lose in Warhammer 40k.
@josephwilson61994 жыл бұрын
Actually in the real 40k board game, TAU riflemen and most of their foot soldiers have a backup retreat ability(if they haven't already rolled and fired since it uses a move point) that literally allows them to deflect a melee charge. If they are not forced into melee combat, meaning they have no action points or charged them back to deflect the charge bonus then a good TAU player can literally avoid every melee encounter. If the unit has a high move roll, then they can also fire after avoiding a melee attack, getting a bonus against a recovering unit which failed to engage melee. God TAU are so fucking dumb, I hate anyone who plays them. This was sponsored by a Guardsman player.
@russelljohnson48184 жыл бұрын
Sounds like heresy.... an inquisitor has been dispatched to your location.
@janedoex13984 жыл бұрын
I'd release the complete ~ 6000 point dark elder army on them complete with 2 battleships, and various support / special units..... (Grins at the 3 boards who make my 48x72 inch field complete....)
@restinpeacekobe9874 жыл бұрын
@@josephwilson6199 huh?
@janedoex13984 жыл бұрын
Nah defending "everyone in melee" is much too easy. A steteotype that becomes a weakness when dealing with mathematic chances. Armies moving and throwing their mines by sheer " luck" aka erradicating 12 of your special forces just because they were in the kill zone, no matter their armor is just easy, by a lucky throw of enough cubes ..... Unlikely possibilities aren't easily calculated and dealt with like a chess player. Likelyhood is a factor but their chances aren't as easy to be determined....
@tabyw3364 жыл бұрын
If you’re ever kidnapped, and you see your abductors face or secret hideout. And they “promise you’ll make it out alive” its a lie. They’re not gonna let you go just to tell the police where they live or what they look like. That completely spoils their plans to do more criminal acts. So definitely try to escape or kill them.