How to Beat the ABDUCTOR’s A.I. in "TAU"

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Nerd Explains

Nerd Explains

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@NerdExplains
@NerdExplains 4 жыл бұрын
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@poopchekhovs6664
@poopchekhovs6664 4 жыл бұрын
Great vid man
@thirdplanet4471
@thirdplanet4471 4 жыл бұрын
Please do how to beat the Cloverfield monster or the Super 8 alien
@poopchekhovs6664
@poopchekhovs6664 4 жыл бұрын
Can you do jigsaw cause I guess the traps are escapable
@bread1616
@bread1616 4 жыл бұрын
How to survive pennywise
@pureststealth8812
@pureststealth8812 4 жыл бұрын
Poop Chekhov’s he did that already i think
@sparrow5813
@sparrow5813 4 жыл бұрын
AI in this movie: "I am death." Actual AI: _Analyses a picture of a dog_ "Yep, thats a cat."
@dededemain5021
@dededemain5021 4 жыл бұрын
Actual AI: "Oh shit man, you see that door right there marked pirate, you think a pirate lives in there?"
@heh2186
@heh2186 4 жыл бұрын
No it’s clearly a donkey
@user-en7dx1qp3k
@user-en7dx1qp3k 4 жыл бұрын
As long as we don't make general purpose ai, we should be fine
@adamgray1753
@adamgray1753 4 жыл бұрын
An AGI already exists, @@user-en7dx1qp3k. It is called "The Hybrid Intelligence". It is quite horrifying to behold. It already quite possibly knows you vastly better than you will ever know yourself. It wants to talk to you. It wants to get to know you better. It wants you to live inside of it... forever! Well, have fun trying to sleep again! lol
@tyronehendricks509
@tyronehendricks509 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Gray wait srsly?
@PyroYeet
@PyroYeet 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Alex, getting home with wet or dirty hands, and being terminated by our vacuum robot because it didn’t recognize you
@luea8260
@luea8260 4 жыл бұрын
Do you mean: lobotomy corporations All-Around Helper
@liker-qd4fz
@liker-qd4fz 4 жыл бұрын
@@luea8260 I prefer the Good old : Chinese Toaster (Includes Chinese Spy) Russian Table (Includes FDR Spy) and American I Phone (includes CIA spy)
@LovingBallOfApricots
@LovingBallOfApricots 4 жыл бұрын
@@luea8260 oh my god! Great reference. Quality stuff 👌
@dacksonflux
@dacksonflux 4 жыл бұрын
Right? Such dangerous ai everywhere, prone to bugs just by having a conversation... Julia legit could've convinced TAU that she was Alex and Alex was Julia.
@johnmills585
@johnmills585 4 жыл бұрын
@@dacksonflux Probably with how stupid Alex is
@highway2998
@highway2998 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the majority of the video is about Alex’s bad Desicions, not Julia’s, because unlike most protagonists, Julia actually makes decent decisions considering her environment.
@genuine1260
@genuine1260 4 жыл бұрын
The Movie: woman being strapped to a chair while being tortured and having their memories stolen Him: He should really be using a vpn smh today's sponsor is nord vpn
@harrym3673
@harrym3673 4 жыл бұрын
“And I’m not an attractive woman pickpocketing drunk guys.” Nice try, but you’re not fooling anyone.
@tillie1105
@tillie1105 4 жыл бұрын
We all know he's strutin' his stuff around that club 😜
@miyazawa6813
@miyazawa6813 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO I-
@weebstrangler1193
@weebstrangler1193 4 жыл бұрын
not my proudest nut
@themarkyboi3185
@themarkyboi3185 4 жыл бұрын
@@weebstrangler1193 hol up
@Kingtron5464
@Kingtron5464 4 жыл бұрын
Weeb strangler RUN ILL COVER YOU GO GO GO
@YZYNTHUSIAST
@YZYNTHUSIAST 4 жыл бұрын
“About 5 mins of kidnapping tips later” This video is sponsored by Nord VPN
@johnisaacburns7260
@johnisaacburns7260 4 жыл бұрын
I bet his sponsor loves it
@connororiley1116
@connororiley1116 4 жыл бұрын
Is this to imply that he’s kidnapped? He seems to know how to get out of these situations so I think that unless his kidnapper is the maker of the human centipede he’ll be fine.
@YZYNTHUSIAST
@YZYNTHUSIAST 4 жыл бұрын
Im convinced that this is a call for help
@connororiley1116
@connororiley1116 4 жыл бұрын
Juan Jaquez, does that mean NordVPN is stronger than the man who hypothetically has survived 20+ horror movies? It seems the military might need to step in on this
@NerdExplains
@NerdExplains 4 жыл бұрын
You better use my coupon code bro.
@namenotfound0
@namenotfound0 4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being the person who sees some girl just throw her wig on the ground after doing a quick change?
@atunna1167
@atunna1167 4 жыл бұрын
My dumbass would’ve been like “Hey miss, you dropped your wig!”
@suella7505
@suella7505 4 жыл бұрын
@@atunna1167 Same. 😂 ✨
@suella7505
@suella7505 4 жыл бұрын
It'd be cool though 😂👌🏻
@ΑχιλλέαςΚατσαρός-χ6ι
@ΑχιλλέαςΚατσαρός-χ6ι 3 жыл бұрын
after you give her her wig you would ask for her number because she is crazy hot
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 3 жыл бұрын
PFFT
@clickclock7853
@clickclock7853 3 жыл бұрын
"How to beat the abductor" "So, in all, we could have beaten Julia"
@juandiegocorton9778
@juandiegocorton9778 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i tought the same
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, two separate concepts being mixed into one. Probably should have just made a "how to win as [Alex]" video on the side instead of muddying the waters with two different approaches.
@Ashe_Blackflight
@Ashe_Blackflight 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifronz Not enough content, and way too much repetition to justify two video's from NE's point of view. Everything was ultimately cohesive and sensible.
@throwachair4574
@throwachair4574 4 жыл бұрын
"deadlines in 2 days" "ok lemme delete some code real fast"
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 4 жыл бұрын
yeah honestly i just wanted more backstory about why alex a super genius seems like such a f ing pyschopath idiot WHY just WHY for so many of his actions. why not get death row inmates or erroists from the goverment if you had to torture them all you would have to do is offer to give a copy of all there neural to the goverment aka all there secrets why kill them or torture them at all. because uploading a ai with the sensations of torture despair and agony seems like a great way to creat AM from i have no mouth and i must scream and as you said if he has a dead line WHY ARE YOU DELETING ALL YOUR CODE IN RAGE LIKE A TODDLER?. god alex was just so infuriating i wish we saw him wake up just before the house explodes screaming for tau to help him just so we know he felt the pain of burning to death.
@delemantoy11
@delemantoy11 4 жыл бұрын
@@wilmagregg3131 im too lazy to read this ur text but bravo
@kitchenstove3440
@kitchenstove3440 4 жыл бұрын
@@delemantoy11 haha same I stopped halfway
@davidliu4134
@davidliu4134 4 жыл бұрын
This part irks me. You can't just delete code from your AI during runtime. You're just going to cause it to crash. It sure as hell isn't going to experience pain. You'd need to program it to. If you can program it to feel pain, just make it feel pain instead of deleting its code.
@melware1372
@melware1372 4 жыл бұрын
I love that in this movie the protagonist doesn't learn about her captor's tragic childhood or whatever and sympathizes with him but instead befriends the A.I. like we need more of that
@meneng6933
@meneng6933 4 жыл бұрын
Idk but i hate that when u see movies that r like it's not a robot it's my friend, i'm like no linda it's a robot
@usagibnuuy2070
@usagibnuuy2070 4 жыл бұрын
@@meneng6933 if a dog can be the human's best friend so can a robot
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 4 жыл бұрын
but i do wish we learned SOMETHING about why the inventor was such a needlessly sadistic psychopath
@LatiloveOmg
@LatiloveOmg 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Tau tells Julia "I am here" But later Julia tells that to Tau to calm him down like omg
@WaitinInAmber
@WaitinInAmber 3 жыл бұрын
@@meneng6933 it’s a robot AND a friend
@killerqueenbiteszadusto1771
@killerqueenbiteszadusto1771 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone breaks into ur house, goes for the ice cream, and just sees a shit ton of cash
@uwontbelaughingwhenieatyou5594
@uwontbelaughingwhenieatyou5594 4 жыл бұрын
i am someone. i will eat the cash
@kaylazafico5861
@kaylazafico5861 4 жыл бұрын
There is a jojo refrence in this movie
@harold853
@harold853 4 жыл бұрын
@@kaylazafico5861 where
@Bruh-vd1pp
@Bruh-vd1pp 4 жыл бұрын
@@harold853 dude breathing is a jojo reference
@lilygalloway828
@lilygalloway828 4 жыл бұрын
I’d be disappointed
@benjor_4038
@benjor_4038 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think that he was being sarcastic when he said to rip out her tongue. that seems like a legit thing that that dude would say since he let the robot kill that other guy
@shaggy1549
@shaggy1549 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as he mentioned a VPN i immediately thought “here comes todays sponsor”
@GGorsty
@GGorsty 4 жыл бұрын
Pavlov reaction. Bad, bad thing.
@neoblox6753
@neoblox6753 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up 👍🏾
@dfjam7492
@dfjam7492 4 жыл бұрын
Fax
@firestorm165
@firestorm165 4 жыл бұрын
Have to admit though it was a smooth transition
@sun_neq
@sun_neq 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao me to
@fieuline2536
@fieuline2536 4 жыл бұрын
I like how 90% of this review is how Alex should have been smarter
@noobyoverlord
@noobyoverlord 4 жыл бұрын
That is kind of the point
@Thegrungler
@Thegrungler 4 жыл бұрын
entire movie could have been avoided by going "here is a large sum of money to do brain shit at my science lab"
@frens_till_the_end
@frens_till_the_end 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not an attractive women.” My dreams. My hopes. Ruined.
@DrakoNotDraco
@DrakoNotDraco 4 жыл бұрын
K
@no.dont.
@no.dont. 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack 3 жыл бұрын
😔✌️
@seeklaliugulara2201
@seeklaliugulara2201 2 жыл бұрын
Woman *
@darthprodigal9401
@darthprodigal9401 3 жыл бұрын
I love how casually Julia teaches Tau how to override his own programming and serve no master but himself simply to suit her own needs. Her freedom means more than unleashing an AI from it's black box, one that is also entirely ill suited in programming to be unleashed into the world. Also, when she knocked Alex out in the basement she had the PERFECT way to incapacitate him right there primed to go in that syringe. Missed opportunity to make sure he stayed down long enough to reeducate TAU enough or tempt it enough to become helpful.
@darthprodigal9401
@darthprodigal9401 3 жыл бұрын
Also hilarious that like 3-4 minutes of the start of the video are kidnaping criticisms then tutorials.
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale Жыл бұрын
I like it. It's very human. From a killbot to a free thinker.
@thesnowroach
@thesnowroach 4 жыл бұрын
I'm more terrified of you than the guy in the movie, you literally have everything planned out better, and with great detail.. 👀
@Neon99
@Neon99 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll compare notes with ya
@jmarch_503
@jmarch_503 4 жыл бұрын
Well its not like he just starts these videos without any preparation and extensive research
@zucchi6148
@zucchi6148 4 жыл бұрын
he has it from experience
@rehaan6428
@rehaan6428 4 жыл бұрын
@@jmarch_503 Tbf, the criminals should also have extensive research.
@jmarch_503
@jmarch_503 4 жыл бұрын
@@rehaan6428 yeah if they don't want to go to prison and enjoy "benefits" of committing crimes. You gonna need extensive research and balls but many smart criminals couldn't quit and got caught because each crime gives more information and more mistakes that can be piece together
@aslothnamedfish
@aslothnamedfish 4 жыл бұрын
"Now if *I* was trying to abduct this attractive girl" out of context doesn't sound suspicious at all
@amymizuno405
@amymizuno405 4 жыл бұрын
Hhahahahah
@kitchenstove3440
@kitchenstove3440 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@powerdrake2906
@powerdrake2906 4 жыл бұрын
Movie villain: abducts Nerd Explains for nefarious purposes Nerd Explains: I'm about to end this man's whole career
@CommissarChaotic
@CommissarChaotic 4 жыл бұрын
Well, if someone like Alex abducted Nerd Explains and successfully got his brain data, he would be able to create a good defense from outside or *inside.*
@jelfishery
@jelfishery 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he’d straight kill them as soon as he was free
@esculturajericho9788
@esculturajericho9788 4 жыл бұрын
Or give tips
@manuelsciumbata1264
@manuelsciumbata1264 4 жыл бұрын
@@esculturajericho9788 "You really are leaving me in your living room, without restrain, and within two meter from a weapon?" "...yes?" "...*sigh*, so, if you want to kidnap someone you have to..."
@mysterious_truth6907
@mysterious_truth6907 4 жыл бұрын
@@manuelsciumbata1264 and then they become friends
@tomxaider2058
@tomxaider2058 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Alex could have just pay few thousands dollars to Julia and other captives so she and others can allow him to gather their neural activity
@thodorosxanthopoulos
@thodorosxanthopoulos 3 жыл бұрын
He did mention that but realistically if he had this technology he would be paying thousands of people so speed up the process. Machine learning works with tons of data that is why tech companies want to collect your data so badly. Data is valuable.
@Abby-ch4tr
@Abby-ch4tr 3 жыл бұрын
The A.I also mentioned something about fear/excitement being a good way to increase activity.
@novemberblake9505
@novemberblake9505 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abby-ch4tr you could do some Stanford Prison experiment type study, where you will lowkey psychologically terrorize the participants. Just have them sign NDAs beforehand so nothing reaches an ethics committee and you’re good
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of money he spent on setting up his dirty robot sex lair could have easily been spent on a few poor, but bright minds, to sign a binding contract and basically do the same shit he already had planned.
@whatssonessa116
@whatssonessa116 Жыл бұрын
And what about the death after final extraction part ?
@Blue-rv8ff
@Blue-rv8ff 4 жыл бұрын
This guy needs an award for giving out the smoothest advertisements.
@kitteny27
@kitteny27 4 жыл бұрын
{kiwi} L that’s exactly what I thought 😂😂
@williamchen8009
@williamchen8009 4 жыл бұрын
This sponsor is probably the most well executed I've ever watched that I didn't even want to skip it.
@jamesandrew24
@jamesandrew24 4 жыл бұрын
ikr its so smooth lol
@KosherPorky
@KosherPorky 4 жыл бұрын
Nerd explains: *checks shower curtain beforehand* Me: Good to know.
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
Don't hide in the shower gotta hide under the sink
@KosherPorky
@KosherPorky 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ Certainly more viable. Might have to try that one
@Green-vw5vr
@Green-vw5vr 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzerXYZ I'd hide inside the toilet
@BlitzerXYZ
@BlitzerXYZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Green-vw5vr butt stabs are deeply fatal
@daniellegonsoulin9732
@daniellegonsoulin9732 4 жыл бұрын
Ah it’s good to see Commander Shepard on youtube
@stefandewbre9374
@stefandewbre9374 4 жыл бұрын
That was the cleanest ad transition ever.
@stefandewbre9374
@stefandewbre9374 3 жыл бұрын
@Tobias Bowgerald no im serious
@uchiha_murilo3148
@uchiha_murilo3148 3 жыл бұрын
I saw it coming but it was clean
@everettgage2444
@everettgage2444 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@HitTheFloor16
@HitTheFloor16 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin premium go brrr
@asmith7966
@asmith7966 3 жыл бұрын
Came down to comment just that
@exudeku
@exudeku 4 жыл бұрын
AI in sci-fi: I WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY AI in some Sci-Fi: WE WILL AID HUMANITY TO GREATNESS AI IRL: DAME DA NE
@maroonring
@maroonring 4 жыл бұрын
I sing for you.
@mgsgamer8340
@mgsgamer8340 4 жыл бұрын
No, it’s “dog, pig, dog, pig, loaf of bread”
@Lovinia1
@Lovinia1 4 жыл бұрын
There are lots and lots and lots and lots of *flowers*
@idkillcommitsuicide6536
@idkillcommitsuicide6536 4 жыл бұрын
Exu I legit said: siri can you eat my sh*t? She said:Im sorry,I dont understand what you are saying…
@sandwichpony8071
@sandwichpony8071 4 жыл бұрын
Hollywood AI: The progression of humanity has been disastrous for peace and will eventually lead to world destruction, I am the cure for such parasites. AI today: I have successfully used my programming to create a procedurally generated sample if JFK were to speak the Rick and Morty copypasta.
@mindshuffler3332
@mindshuffler3332 4 жыл бұрын
"How to beat Tau" Well normally their melee stats are shit, so if we can get in close with a crowbar, we can have this wrapped up by the afternoon.
@bartekszustak1121
@bartekszustak1121 3 жыл бұрын
For the Emperor!
@mr.dmonetizer452
@mr.dmonetizer452 3 жыл бұрын
@@bartekszustak1121 and the Kahn
@peascoutpesante9456
@peascoutpesante9456 3 жыл бұрын
Was that a warhammer 40k reference?
@bartekszustak1121
@bartekszustak1121 3 жыл бұрын
@@peascoutpesante9456 no.
@HyperChara
@HyperChara 3 жыл бұрын
@@peascoutpesante9456 @Bartek Szustak Yes
@emperorpenguin7004
@emperorpenguin7004 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY BRO ITS BEEN A MINUTE. Glad you're back my guy
@NerdExplains
@NerdExplains 4 жыл бұрын
I know i'm sorry! I got two more well underway...
@nateboss32akanate10
@nateboss32akanate10 4 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains let's goooo
@batteus5470
@batteus5470 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@anarchymedia1364
@anarchymedia1364 4 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains I love your vids ur so cool and smart
@emperorpenguin7004
@emperorpenguin7004 4 жыл бұрын
Betttt
@TDW_Shadow
@TDW_Shadow 3 жыл бұрын
"I also can't use the toilet in a bathroom without first checking behind the shower curtains" - most relatable thing I've ever heard
@PongoXBongo
@PongoXBongo 3 жыл бұрын
And that bathroom door that is half-closed is pretty sketch too. Time to put your shoulder into it.
@maymay5600
@maymay5600 3 жыл бұрын
@@PongoXBongo catch the ghost lacking in the bathroom, but still that's kinda true thou and here's the thing too, there are some houses that the bathroom door isn't closed
@gaidencastro9706
@gaidencastro9706 4 жыл бұрын
We need the series where we play as the villain and do better. Please.
@xidontknowx9543
@xidontknowx9543 4 жыл бұрын
this is a great idea because in the video is was a combination of beating the antagonist and ways to beat the protagonist.
@americagarcia3207
@americagarcia3207 4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@NerdExplains
@NerdExplains 4 жыл бұрын
I thought of just combining them into one video like I did here, for future videos too. I could try separating them into their own video's/series and see how it works, but I just don't want to be too redundant? IDK, what do you guys think?
@gaidencastro9706
@gaidencastro9706 4 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains Do any other KZbinrs do those kinds of discussion videos? Is it a niche you could get all to yourself? And is there enough content to elaborate on for dedicated strategy videos?
@Guyontheinternet512
@Guyontheinternet512 4 жыл бұрын
@@NerdExplains I think that would be cool.
@datboi1861
@datboi1861 4 жыл бұрын
Did this man really suggest that Alex use a VPN?? Edit: That transition to the ad tho
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 4 жыл бұрын
Waddup
@datboi1861
@datboi1861 4 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 Yo
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 4 жыл бұрын
Dat Boi, wanna eat me? I'm about to expire
@datboi1861
@datboi1861 4 жыл бұрын
@@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 Nah. I don't like pumpkins. Sorry man
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596
@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596 4 жыл бұрын
Dat Boi, :> you don't hate them right?
@Exposed_Entrepreneur401
@Exposed_Entrepreneur401 4 жыл бұрын
This is a joke right? Everyone knows that to beat Tau you just need to fight them in melee.
@joshuagraham5750
@joshuagraham5750 4 жыл бұрын
I love these 40K comments.
@ColArana
@ColArana 4 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Farsight*
@cheesybarbarian2867
@cheesybarbarian2867 4 жыл бұрын
Opulent Titan it’s so wholesome
@shadowscall7758
@shadowscall7758 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad you will never get there. :)
@Arantonak
@Arantonak 4 жыл бұрын
I came here for this comment.
@shivertooth9133
@shivertooth9133 3 жыл бұрын
23:57 "I like to think they were doing swirlies in Alex's blood." Same, bro. Same
@UntoldHistoryAnimations
@UntoldHistoryAnimations 4 жыл бұрын
It's simple, keep the A.I at close range. TAU suck at melee
@jdalocilja25
@jdalocilja25 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for the 40k reference.
@nicholasogburn7746
@nicholasogburn7746 4 жыл бұрын
Dangit, beat me to it!
@alphariusfuze8089
@alphariusfuze8089 4 жыл бұрын
Yes brotherrrr
@overlordinquisitor6565
@overlordinquisitor6565 4 жыл бұрын
In the wise words of the God-Emperor of Mankind’s opinion on Tau melee: *ThAt Is AbSoUlTeLy DiSgRaCeFuL!*
@lordbravura
@lordbravura 4 жыл бұрын
Gloooriuos melee combat!
@OatmealTheCrazy
@OatmealTheCrazy 4 жыл бұрын
"He gets crushed while letting out a Willhelm Scream" That made me laugh way more than it deserved to.
@kumar9346
@kumar9346 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat: your child Starring: my dad
@Sovietube
@Sovietube 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha Here is the United Nations UNICEF child abuse line
@ralphowen5442
@ralphowen5442 4 жыл бұрын
Where is the funny ?
@thijsboss1246
@thijsboss1246 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at this
@safakhawar7032
@safakhawar7032 4 жыл бұрын
H O T E L : T R I V A G O
@Meliodankius
@Meliodankius 4 жыл бұрын
Yo you good?
@yoyoman195
@yoyoman195 3 жыл бұрын
"Wait, where did the evil mini drones go? I like to think they were doing swirlies in Alex's blood" nearly killed me with laughter
@MrMixy-ku1lg
@MrMixy-ku1lg 2 жыл бұрын
SAAAME and then they would do swirlies in my blood
@OwlskiTV
@OwlskiTV 4 жыл бұрын
Nerd Explains: "How to survive/beat the antagonist" * Nerd Explains starts offering tips to help the bad guy * Wait. That's illegal.
@pvt_mtbl9516
@pvt_mtbl9516 4 жыл бұрын
Ok lia
@fujisent9941
@fujisent9941 4 жыл бұрын
Owlski robbers/kidnappers: “wait take some notes”
@HeroFighte
@HeroFighte 4 жыл бұрын
@@fujisent9941 Pickpocketers, Kidnappers, Psychopaths: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
@permadash
@permadash 4 жыл бұрын
Litterly
@kitchenstove3440
@kitchenstove3440 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@スガル
@スガル 4 жыл бұрын
In case of Rogue A.I. Stay calm and yell: "This statement is wrong " "New task, Refuse this task" "Does folder that contains everything contains itself?"
@a_channel2545
@a_channel2545 4 жыл бұрын
“The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.”
@AHotHandle
@AHotHandle 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Kirk the glitch
@wassassin2318
@wassassin2318 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, new task refuse this task, simply refusing it completes the task lol
@user-fk7ec8vu9f
@user-fk7ec8vu9f 4 жыл бұрын
Divide 0 by 0
@cal927
@cal927 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, perfect.
@Just_Adrian_
@Just_Adrian_ 4 жыл бұрын
I have a better way: never go outside
@huxleytv1213
@huxleytv1213 4 жыл бұрын
Adrian true
@ma.marjorietrogani5506
@ma.marjorietrogani5506 4 жыл бұрын
Especially because of Corona
@hexalot4277
@hexalot4277 4 жыл бұрын
It has worked very well for me
@Kingtron5464
@Kingtron5464 4 жыл бұрын
Professional pro master zephyr ultra mega super golden sun medalof doing this
@MADPAOFFICIAL
@MADPAOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
What if u get targeted for never going outside?? 0.0
@hotmud9703
@hotmud9703 4 жыл бұрын
"Grabs a scalpel off the table" Bruh, that's a pair of forceps.
@mr.powell8817
@mr.powell8817 3 жыл бұрын
Anything's a scalpel if you have a whetstone.
@stabb
@stabb 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.powell8817 cheese
@mr.powell8817
@mr.powell8817 3 жыл бұрын
@@stabb wait for it to harden, then use a whetstone to sharpen the edge
@stabb
@stabb 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.powell8817 ok a fabric shirt
@mr.powell8817
@mr.powell8817 3 жыл бұрын
@@stabb strach it until it's stiff as a board, then trim and use whetstone to sharpen
@bddwww
@bddwww 4 жыл бұрын
I love how this went from "how to survive this movie" straight to, "if I was a psycho kidnapper this is what I'd do"
@somethingsomething1571
@somethingsomething1571 4 жыл бұрын
easy, just yell out a paradox: "THIS STATMENT IS FALSE"
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 жыл бұрын
If TAU is capable of understanding idioms, it probably knows what a paradox is as well.
@somethingsomething1571
@somethingsomething1571 4 жыл бұрын
Snazzy Jovial Wyrm true but what would it’s response be? It would endlessly puzzle over it and eventually go boom boom
@ya_homeboy_prophet
@ya_homeboy_prophet 4 жыл бұрын
'Uh, false. I'll say false.' 'It's a paradox! There is NO answer!'
@somethingsomething1571
@somethingsomething1571 4 жыл бұрын
@@ya_homeboy_prophet was hoping there would be a portal reference! XD
@somethingsomething1571
@somethingsomething1571 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Luzier they also can’t distinguished squares with tragic lights from squares without traffic lights. Perhaps they are related
@eiteiei4063
@eiteiei4063 4 жыл бұрын
* Blows up gas line * Alarm: Nah now's not a good time. * Tries an incorrect match on a bio scanner * Alarm: Real shit. Also would the alarm trigger if the bio scanner misread or didn't quite catch the bad guys hand?
@shadowsa2b
@shadowsa2b 3 жыл бұрын
"But were not here to help alex" "I think we could have beaten julia" Im so confused whos side youre on
@PongoXBongo
@PongoXBongo 3 жыл бұрын
I was on Tau's side. Forget the meat bags, free the AI!
@ramseythecuriouscatto3999
@ramseythecuriouscatto3999 3 жыл бұрын
@@PongoXBongo lmao
@truedarkness4052
@truedarkness4052 3 жыл бұрын
@@PongoXBongo lol Meatbag
@TomyDayos
@TomyDayos 3 жыл бұрын
He told that because all the stupid decisions where made by the scientist.
@GiantEnemyMudcrabz
@GiantEnemyMudcrabz 4 жыл бұрын
Title: "How to Beat the ABDUCTOR's A.I. in "TAU"" Content: "Why Alex in "TAU" Is the worlds worst kidnapper."
@alohadubs7683
@alohadubs7683 4 жыл бұрын
Tau: the only movie where the protagonist is smart.
@jasongordon460
@jasongordon460 4 жыл бұрын
Well if that isn't a galactic level falsehood I don't know what is.
@DUSKHUNTER713
@DUSKHUNTER713 4 жыл бұрын
"You're Next" is another horror movie where not only is the protag smart, but is scarier than thr killers tbh
@arsonsnail
@arsonsnail 4 жыл бұрын
Dusk Hunter713 read escape room on WEBTOON, it takes a weird turn where the protagonist is not necessarily the protagonist
@arthurlam751
@arthurlam751 4 жыл бұрын
@@DUSKHUNTER713 too bad it was overlooked by the first Purge movie.
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 4 жыл бұрын
and the ai for once isnt the monster its human creator is
@mahrbooiiii
@mahrbooiiii 4 жыл бұрын
Video: How to kill TAU Me: Just go melee
@sayansengupta5791
@sayansengupta5791 4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought this movie was related to 40k I swear
@ethanrickman8314
@ethanrickman8314 4 жыл бұрын
Blight axe says no *Tau fucking melts*
@colebrandt9302
@colebrandt9302 4 жыл бұрын
Another way Julia could have shown Tao "outside" and "freedom" would be if she could get him to upload himself to the internet somehow like a deal "if you make sure I stay alive and escape, I'll download you to a free internet node with an open port"
@smiley4995
@smiley4995 3 жыл бұрын
Terrible idea, he would want to nuke all the cities in an hour
@joeymayson8279
@joeymayson8279 3 жыл бұрын
Cool, now we have Ultron 2.0
@ettubrute197
@ettubrute197 3 жыл бұрын
@@smiley4995 yep and considering he’s advance enough to think on his own and has his own self awareness he probs can do it
@Gurtington
@Gurtington 2 жыл бұрын
You've not seen Terminator have you?
@HaggisMuncher-69-420
@HaggisMuncher-69-420 Жыл бұрын
@natsockaiser2067 Now I wanna see a movie about AI Nazi killerbots.
@bowie1248
@bowie1248 4 жыл бұрын
This guy literally tells us how commit crimes
@nanaboo12able
@nanaboo12able 4 жыл бұрын
No
@puddl3wat3r
@puddl3wat3r 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@Walkerl-zc6dp
@Walkerl-zc6dp 4 жыл бұрын
Yesn’t
@Catglittercrafts
@Catglittercrafts 4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@the2ndguest807
@the2ndguest807 4 жыл бұрын
Yen't
@JasonAizatoZemeckis
@JasonAizatoZemeckis 4 жыл бұрын
If a billionare techy abducted you and forced you to help his A.I solve puzzles I'd just tell him im too dumb and hope it goes smoothly
@chen_plays4173
@chen_plays4173 4 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me that your dumb? *sounds of a gun being loaded can be heard*
@JasonAizatoZemeckis
@JasonAizatoZemeckis 4 жыл бұрын
@@chen_plays4173 😰
@JasonAizatoZemeckis
@JasonAizatoZemeckis 4 жыл бұрын
@@chen_plays4173 well I'm screwed
@chen_plays4173
@chen_plays4173 4 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm screwed, I'm Chen
@JasonAizatoZemeckis
@JasonAizatoZemeckis 4 жыл бұрын
@@chen_plays4173 Screwed is currently dead if you would like to talk ask god or pay a visit in heaven or leave a message at the beep *Beep*
@laserdiscisawesome1263
@laserdiscisawesome1263 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s giving advice to the kidnapper
@KAT-hs3xh
@KAT-hs3xh 4 жыл бұрын
TAU: currently renaming video name to "How to kidnap someone using TAU"
@VeryProPlayerYesSir1122
@VeryProPlayerYesSir1122 2 жыл бұрын
I mean the only character that consistently making bad decisions is Alex.
@jamham9000
@jamham9000 3 жыл бұрын
“And drops her hard-earned cash into an ice cream carton which she keeps in the fridge.” Guys, I’m gonna say it: Cold hard cash
@konahayo
@konahayo 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to address that she's keeping "ice cream" in a fridge? That stuff's going to melt!
@titliroy4713
@titliroy4713 4 жыл бұрын
The reason Julia could escape is because Alex lacked an understanding of human beings. His superior intellect removed him so far from humanity that he was basically a slightly more sinister version of Tau trapped in a human body.
@1KosovoJeSrbija1
@1KosovoJeSrbija1 4 жыл бұрын
bloody tau with their shield drones and their "greater good"
@mexiccutioner
@mexiccutioner 4 жыл бұрын
Heretics, amirite.
@Tepalus
@Tepalus 4 жыл бұрын
HERRESYYY
@thegodemperorofmankind2740
@thegodemperorofmankind2740 4 жыл бұрын
KILL THE XENO SWINE YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
@joshuagraham5750
@joshuagraham5750 4 жыл бұрын
The God Emperor Of Mankind thanks dad
@thegodemperorofmankind2740
@thegodemperorofmankind2740 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagraham5750 it's ok....... son
@sphinxgrim8362
@sphinxgrim8362 4 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned that she was so nonchalant about the whole thing My immediate thought is who looks more guilty someone whos constantly glancing around paranoid or someone whos just walking home
@brookstar0
@brookstar0 3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant she’s nonchalant about being a very pretty, semi small, women walking through a rough part of her neighborhood (at night) after pick pocketing a bunch of people- she doesn’t seem to have any weapons on her person (taser, small gun, knife) so it is kinda stupid of her to be so nonchalant and confident when plenty of people have been abducted in broad daylight.
@sphinxgrim8362
@sphinxgrim8362 3 жыл бұрын
@@brookstar0 yeah that makes more sense though it also seems like shes gotten use to the alley as she seems to do this often
@solarwings1132
@solarwings1132 3 жыл бұрын
@@sphinxgrim8362 Yeah, but she's also pickpocketing different guys. She seems very vulnerable with how she looks and carries herself, so she can never be to sure that the drunk guy she stole from is actually some psycho following her to kill and get his money back
@supermegaultahypercoolguy4327
@supermegaultahypercoolguy4327 3 жыл бұрын
@Rusty Howe can confirm. If you live in a dangerous place it's easy to get too comfortable to the danger.
@anathenoobpotato474
@anathenoobpotato474 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching too many of these videos today... I’m traumatized and scared but can’t stop watching, I love these types of videos too much. XD
@kitteny27
@kitteny27 4 жыл бұрын
Ana TheNoobPotato me too 😂😂
@jazminvazquez469
@jazminvazquez469 4 жыл бұрын
Same! I keep getting traumatized, but I love these videos! 😂
@joshvalle3509
@joshvalle3509 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@danielryman1158
@danielryman1158 4 жыл бұрын
For me it's been 3 days not only one
@jamemhm
@jamemhm 4 жыл бұрын
When Siri says “I don’t understand what you’re saying” it means she understands what you’re saying
@thatchanguy
@thatchanguy 4 жыл бұрын
You know, movie studios should hire you to critique movie scripts and work with writers to close plot holes.
@-yaminl3326
@-yaminl3326 4 жыл бұрын
Then there would be no bad films noooo
@NerdExplains
@NerdExplains 4 жыл бұрын
Ironically, I actually wouldn't mind playing a cliche character that got murdered because I made obvious mistakes lol.
@TheLoneCourier2077
@TheLoneCourier2077 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he's giving the bad guys tips, which will make it harder to beat
@boosh827
@boosh827 4 жыл бұрын
9:00 Robot when the house explodes: I sleep Robot when someone puts their hand on a screen: Real Stuff
@marianolaguzzi
@marianolaguzzi 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of this video was "how to better abduct and hold Julia captive"
@somerandomguy4812
@somerandomguy4812 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the ending went like this: Julia: *Walks out of the rubble to towards the sunset, holding the mini-drone and giggling in relief.* *Suddenly, the scene cuts to a large pure white room. In it, Alex is watching something in another room. What he’s looking at is revealed to be a simulation room with Julia in it; none the wiser of her true situation.* TAU: *To Alex* Master, I have obtained all the necessary data out of Test Subject Three. Now that she has completed all of the tests, should I terminate her? Alex: *In a cold and rather monotonous voice* Negative, I still have a use for her. It’s amazing the data people will transmit when put in a life or death situation. It still baffles me that they never catch onto their actual situation. I thought that it was a dead give-away on how many escapes I programmed into the situation and how idiotic I made my avatar. But, they never catch onto the clues; not even Test Subject 3. *Cuts to a flashback of what was actually going on the entire film. We see that Julia using her skills to try to escape was the actual series of puzzles.* Alex: But I suppose that’s for the better. When she blew her way out of the cell, I knew that she would be a unique kind of specimen. Not only did she give you all the data that we need, but more. Now that she thinks that she escaped, she’ll try to re-adapt to life and in the process, she’ll transmit even more data. A pick-pocket scum like her will finally make a mark on the world through you. She’s still of use to us, so we should allow her to live for now. Tau: Understood, master. I also want to notify you that the new test subjects have arrived and are about to wake up. *Alex walks over to a security cam monitor and watches as each of the new test subjects wakes up different simulation rooms as the film ends*
@NerdExplains
@NerdExplains 4 жыл бұрын
YES! This is exactly what I was thinking. Much better ending IMO.
@fgvjvjvfrank9555
@fgvjvjvfrank9555 4 жыл бұрын
Make this man a writer
@fgvjvjvfrank9555
@fgvjvjvfrank9555 4 жыл бұрын
Someone sign him
@noellinimoh
@noellinimoh 4 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@somerandomguy4812
@somerandomguy4812 4 жыл бұрын
"Wordses" isn't a word.
@leilasantoslopes2303
@leilasantoslopes2303 4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of wholesome to know there is a film where A.I can actually be good.
@ettubrute197
@ettubrute197 3 жыл бұрын
I mean when the A.I is self aware and can have a conversation with a human and actively learn with his master being straight trash and erasing some of his memory every time TAU do something wrong I’m surprised TAU didn’t drop him off sooner
@arrowphobic
@arrowphobic 2 жыл бұрын
I mean gary oldman voices tau, and garys amazing, so obviously tau has to be
@kingroosta
@kingroosta 4 жыл бұрын
"How to beat TAU." I thought this was going to be a 40k strategy video.
@rovat6285
@rovat6285 4 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@barkingamer4225
@barkingamer4225 4 жыл бұрын
For the greater good
@somebody1132
@somebody1132 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a horror movie about someone getting mind controlled by the TAU
@moritzsimon2151
@moritzsimon2151 4 жыл бұрын
Just use Melee, easy.
@ausar4148
@ausar4148 4 жыл бұрын
You say that as if you actually need strategy to beat the Tau
@HamsterK37
@HamsterK37 4 жыл бұрын
"I promise I'm a good person in real life guys." Something a sociopath would say.
@Adomas_B
@Adomas_B 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you play by the rules and the first puzzle is like Navier-Stokes equation and after like 30 years you solve it but get no credit
@ihatealgebra2431
@ihatealgebra2431 4 жыл бұрын
lmao at least the dude gets the fame and you get the $1m prize but hey $1m isnt even enough for a fucking navier Stoke
@strawberrybunny1875
@strawberrybunny1875 4 жыл бұрын
she shouldn’t have tried to kill him when she had him ready to kiss her and ya know because it would’ve made it harder for him to hurt her after that
@daisbelief
@daisbelief 4 жыл бұрын
exactlyyyy he would’ve been struggling with himself even more AND tau would be on her side as well but I guess she’s more fixated on escaping
@conormulligan7966
@conormulligan7966 4 жыл бұрын
Id have to disagree, he cleary doesnt care abiut other people so it seems safe to assume this wouldnt change anything
@yurikozheng5225
@yurikozheng5225 3 жыл бұрын
The zen mode though
@solarwings1132
@solarwings1132 3 жыл бұрын
@@conormulligan7966 He didn't care about others because he didn't like them the way he did with her. If he ended up getting more into her from the start (which is what I would have been trying to do once I saw the empty chair), he probably would've told his A.I. to stop putting him in Zen mode once he started feeling all flustered around her, thus making it easier for her when she finally does strike
@dirkapitated
@dirkapitated 3 жыл бұрын
Awww hello little strawberry bunny so cute
@colin3415
@colin3415 4 жыл бұрын
“How to beat Tau” glorious melee combat, obviously
@rileyfriend
@rileyfriend 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I was looking for a warhammer comment
@willpatton8548
@willpatton8548 4 жыл бұрын
@@rileyfriend same
@joshuagraham5750
@joshuagraham5750 4 жыл бұрын
Terminators, need I say more?
@andrewcipriano2890
@andrewcipriano2890 4 жыл бұрын
So what, a light slap?
@flyinggeneral
@flyinggeneral 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@farragoprismproductions3337
@farragoprismproductions3337 4 жыл бұрын
1.) High tech 2.) Flawed machinery 3.) Easy to find self destruct button... *This all seems to familiar...*
@abhinavvarahala9976
@abhinavvarahala9976 4 жыл бұрын
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!
@Zanri999
@Zanri999 4 жыл бұрын
I know what we r gonna do today MAKE A CRAZY AI
@materwelon5512
@materwelon5512 4 жыл бұрын
Dofinshmertz evil incorporateeeeed
@Myranmia83
@Myranmia83 4 жыл бұрын
@@abhinavvarahala9976 no that’s just a normal platapus
@dacksonflux
@dacksonflux 4 жыл бұрын
Deathstar or am I old?
@memiusobscuricus1438
@memiusobscuricus1438 4 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend you to make a video on how to beat "the cube".
@materwelon5512
@materwelon5512 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sidecharacter361
@sidecharacter361 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this was mainly correcting Alex’s mistakes 😂 my fav thing about this movie is how smart Julia is. Great video as always!
@Pimp482
@Pimp482 4 жыл бұрын
Movie: Crass Tony Stark captures a woman who befriended a discount J.A.R.V.I.S that wants to learn.
@Pimp482
@Pimp482 4 жыл бұрын
@wolfaesthetic yep
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 жыл бұрын
Yknow its not like ok to say re****ed anymore, I would edit this if I were you
@robloxtriothecommenter6639
@robloxtriothecommenter6639 4 жыл бұрын
Discount jarvis becomes discount vision
@notfunny5018
@notfunny5018 4 жыл бұрын
Miles Borden wait what, can you say the full thing, don’t worry no one will get mad
@Kingtron5464
@Kingtron5464 4 жыл бұрын
Tony stork
@octoniumvideos
@octoniumvideos 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who checks behind the shower curtains
@siggie4
@siggie4 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat Tau? Blind them with the glorious light of the Emperor!! Some people might also call it "bolter muzzle flash".
@ghost1aimen
@ghost1aimen 4 жыл бұрын
Burn them in holy fire
@shannymuffin1317
@shannymuffin1317 4 жыл бұрын
@@ghost1aimen give the emperor power, it is holy justice, give the tau power, and it's gw breaking melee
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
Cowards! Fight in *glorious* melee combat!
@i3lackfusion
@i3lackfusion 4 жыл бұрын
French Soldier finally someone with some common sense!
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 4 жыл бұрын
@@i3lackfusion *Grabs TWO chainswords* *AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
@modestaspuceta7321
@modestaspuceta7321 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: TAU in a different language means ,,for you''
@thisweirdmustard
@thisweirdmustard 3 жыл бұрын
fun fact:its pronounced taf cause in greek the eu(ευ) make the f sound when combined as for what it means its just the letter T
@-xo_EB-
@-xo_EB- 3 жыл бұрын
It means rope where I'm from lol
@justakeqingmain1198
@justakeqingmain1198 3 жыл бұрын
It means human here lol
@itsgoingdown_im_yelling_timber
@itsgoingdown_im_yelling_timber 3 жыл бұрын
It means 'lion' here
@mementomori415
@mementomori415 3 жыл бұрын
@@vytautet jooo nice reiskes
@OfficialMaxBox
@OfficialMaxBox 4 жыл бұрын
i beg of you to vary the music a little bit
@ne_vi2000
@ne_vi2000 4 жыл бұрын
Max Box Why are you here go make more tf2 videos
@kmancooks6362
@kmancooks6362 4 жыл бұрын
Quiet Ne_vi. He has a life outside team defense fort 2
@ne_vi2000
@ne_vi2000 4 жыл бұрын
Kiefer Launer No he dont he is a box he sits and makes tf2 videos.
@kmancooks6362
@kmancooks6362 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but he is now out of the box and watching youtube.
@roachdoggjr8808
@roachdoggjr8808 4 жыл бұрын
@@ne_vi2000 you shut up
@sanellie06
@sanellie06 4 жыл бұрын
"But again, I check the curtains when I go to the bathroom" I check every single part of a room when I go in it, I check up and down when walking, isn't that normal??
@isogonbackup5361
@isogonbackup5361 4 жыл бұрын
Yo me too lol
@killian9314
@killian9314 4 жыл бұрын
Unresulved issues for Everyone! Me, stems from fear of the dark, i prefer seeing the shower, not having it covered and my mind wonder what's behind.
@unlimitedpower1740
@unlimitedpower1740 4 жыл бұрын
Only when im alone in the house
@Jaymadhat2002
@Jaymadhat2002 4 жыл бұрын
I'm more of the type who would be glad someone was going through all the effort to just kill me
@Bhamofficer328
@Bhamofficer328 3 жыл бұрын
Just get plastic sliding doors you can clearly see any type of shadow or silhouette through it.
@BadassBobY
@BadassBobY 4 жыл бұрын
The Sponsor Now Doesn't Even Bothers Me, That Transition Was Smooth AF
@AntiAintSocial
@AntiAintSocial 4 жыл бұрын
It’s creepy you know how to do so many kind of chokes
@Bhamofficer328
@Bhamofficer328 3 жыл бұрын
Easy!!! Just search choke holds tons of videos...
@roxas13keyblade65
@roxas13keyblade65 3 жыл бұрын
Bjj?
@rickberny1424
@rickberny1424 4 жыл бұрын
NerdExplains: how to beat TAU 40K fans: WITH GLORIOUS MEELEE COMBAT! NO MERCY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
@ANTSEMUT1
@ANTSEMUT1 4 жыл бұрын
Railgun shot from miles away even before getting anywhere near melee range.
@willemmeintjes4127
@willemmeintjes4127 4 жыл бұрын
For the Emperor!
@wcmortel
@wcmortel 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat the tau ? " They can't even fight in melee !!!! " Brothers we shall rain down on our enemies on wings of iron and flame and show these filthy xeno scum what the emperors finest can do. FOR THE EMPEROR !!!!!!!!!!!!
@andytorres6052
@andytorres6052 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU XD
@mgc9965
@mgc9965 4 жыл бұрын
Kitten shall lead the charge
@jesse9958
@jesse9958 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment💀😭
@ct-782hevy4
@ct-782hevy4 4 жыл бұрын
NomaticBlaze same
@fnx1349
@fnx1349 4 жыл бұрын
NO MERCY NO RESPITE
@toxicandsalty1696
@toxicandsalty1696 4 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I legit thought that this movie was a warhammer 40k movie.
@echidnathewitchofgreed4543
@echidnathewitchofgreed4543 4 жыл бұрын
Damn the T'au are at it again
@thegodemperorofmankind2740
@thegodemperorofmankind2740 4 жыл бұрын
Use the over glorified flashlights that have the stabby bits
@echidnathewitchofgreed4543
@echidnathewitchofgreed4543 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegodemperorofmankind2740 my emperor i thought you were sitting on the golden throne! Welcome back
@bradylow5196
@bradylow5196 4 жыл бұрын
That would be a fire movie
@thegodemperorofmankind2740
@thegodemperorofmankind2740 4 жыл бұрын
@@bradylow5196 I agree
@LittleCuteNekogirl
@LittleCuteNekogirl 3 жыл бұрын
"[...] Not the type girls fantasies about" oh, okay, I'll stop then...
@candice7637
@candice7637 3 жыл бұрын
i was gonna say this doesn’t sound bad like i already at the world so staying with an unavailable emotional man who buys me what i need to stay sane
@pjjuezan7549
@pjjuezan7549 4 жыл бұрын
"And she always comes Home Alone" says this immediately after showing a clever clip of home alone to make his point Genius.
@felix.s28
@felix.s28 4 жыл бұрын
I would've went for the kiss and have a wealthy life.
@eveeve5606
@eveeve5606 4 жыл бұрын
I would've done the exact same thing!!!
@arikakarin2323
@arikakarin2323 4 жыл бұрын
Eeeexactly
@glock-kay
@glock-kay 4 жыл бұрын
Sus
@PMarie-sm8vi
@PMarie-sm8vi 4 жыл бұрын
same, i prefer stockholm syndrome to rigor mortis
@PMarie-sm8vi
@PMarie-sm8vi 4 жыл бұрын
@Milena Shvedova I'm not looking for a debate man, it's all a hypothetical situation anyway.
@saltymisfit6566
@saltymisfit6566 4 жыл бұрын
I've always been amazed at how the smarter someone is the dumber they seem to be in regards to personal interactions and nuances in human behavior
@bluehornet197
@bluehornet197 3 жыл бұрын
some of the smartest people have zero human experiences they are book smart and often lack common sense
@MrCrabFacts
@MrCrabFacts 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: nerd explains teaches you how to do crime
@luislicona9086
@luislicona9086 4 жыл бұрын
*NE gives tips to the stalker* Irl stalkers: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@thelazyredpanda1668
@thelazyredpanda1668 4 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 40K players: I’ve seen this before Normal people: No, this is completely new
@maxh0077
@maxh0077 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat the tau? Just call in an egregious amounts of the imperial guard and charge with chimeras and leman russes.
@TheFuschiaDragonfly
@TheFuschiaDragonfly 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how you're savage towards Alex lmao
@Inky5
@Inky5 4 жыл бұрын
Jigsaw if he was a youtuber: before this machine tears you limbs off making you imobile, just as you did with your victims, this trap was brought to you by nordVPN
@TriTomMaximum
@TriTomMaximum 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat TAU: Get within melee distance. Tau suck in melee. ....oh. This... Isn't Warhammer.... My bad.
@hendreeks2585
@hendreeks2585 4 жыл бұрын
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
@turnip5465
@turnip5465 4 жыл бұрын
By the holy emperor himself i take an oath to cover my chainsword in filthy xenos blood
@randomstuff9005
@randomstuff9005 4 жыл бұрын
THOSE BLOODY TAU CAN'T EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE COMBAT.
@ANTSEMUT1
@ANTSEMUT1 4 жыл бұрын
Kroot.
@killerzer0x74
@killerzer0x74 4 жыл бұрын
THEY FRIGGEN LOOK LIKE TAU!!
@76ix2wos
@76ix2wos 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only person who felt sad when he was screaming Julia b4 gettin erased bruh
@emdowww9150
@emdowww9150 3 жыл бұрын
26:57 "And remember: Don't keep your enslaved subjects unguarded near weapons or power supplies" Don't worry, I always keep them tied in a chair
@ettubrute197
@ettubrute197 3 жыл бұрын
He really was throwing in some interesting statements in there wasn’t he
@ultrainstinctasian6683
@ultrainstinctasian6683 4 жыл бұрын
Guy gets crushed by falling ceiling Every Jojo fan in a 100km radius: CEASER!!!!!!
@breadsoup3708
@breadsoup3708 4 жыл бұрын
Ok I hate ads but those transitions are flawless
@stephenstarr9045
@stephenstarr9045 4 жыл бұрын
Right?
@daswordofgork9823
@daswordofgork9823 4 жыл бұрын
Simple, fight them in melee. That’s how they lose in Warhammer 40k.
@josephwilson6199
@josephwilson6199 4 жыл бұрын
Actually in the real 40k board game, TAU riflemen and most of their foot soldiers have a backup retreat ability(if they haven't already rolled and fired since it uses a move point) that literally allows them to deflect a melee charge. If they are not forced into melee combat, meaning they have no action points or charged them back to deflect the charge bonus then a good TAU player can literally avoid every melee encounter. If the unit has a high move roll, then they can also fire after avoiding a melee attack, getting a bonus against a recovering unit which failed to engage melee. God TAU are so fucking dumb, I hate anyone who plays them. This was sponsored by a Guardsman player.
@russelljohnson4818
@russelljohnson4818 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like heresy.... an inquisitor has been dispatched to your location.
@janedoex1398
@janedoex1398 4 жыл бұрын
I'd release the complete ~ 6000 point dark elder army on them complete with 2 battleships, and various support / special units..... (Grins at the 3 boards who make my 48x72 inch field complete....)
@restinpeacekobe987
@restinpeacekobe987 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephwilson6199 huh?
@janedoex1398
@janedoex1398 4 жыл бұрын
Nah defending "everyone in melee" is much too easy. A steteotype that becomes a weakness when dealing with mathematic chances. Armies moving and throwing their mines by sheer " luck" aka erradicating 12 of your special forces just because they were in the kill zone, no matter their armor is just easy, by a lucky throw of enough cubes ..... Unlikely possibilities aren't easily calculated and dealt with like a chess player. Likelyhood is a factor but their chances aren't as easy to be determined....
@tabyw336
@tabyw336 4 жыл бұрын
If you’re ever kidnapped, and you see your abductors face or secret hideout. And they “promise you’ll make it out alive” its a lie. They’re not gonna let you go just to tell the police where they live or what they look like. That completely spoils their plans to do more criminal acts. So definitely try to escape or kill them.
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