How to Beat the EVIL SURGEON in "THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE"

[@NerdExplains]

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[@rabbaton2035]

😳👍

[@MartyBrawls]

NERED

[@LostAdvanced]

✌️😳✌️

[@t8506]

2 minute intro? Fcking seriously?

[@TheMightsparrow]

I was having my dinner...... Now I'm wearing it 🤢🤮

[@bookerdewitt5275]

German here, the police wouldnt even need a warrant after all that."Gefahr im Verzug", which means something like imminent danger is a clause in german law, which authorizes police officers to enter your house without having to issue search warrants if a justified reason (endangerment of innocents or suspected destruction of evidence at a crime scene) is present. Thank you for your attention.

[@likehowdudehelp]

And thank you for your information.

[@mrsmopsi9333]

It's also highly unlikely to be shot here from banging on windows 🙈

[@Vlad2319]

The officer did say 15 minutes for a warrant

[@bookerdewitt5275]

@@Vlad2319 yes, i know. But a real cop wouldn't even have needed one.

[@enigma3383]

I read about that too

[@not_so_sad_man]

"Don't ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them" *This is one of the best pieces of advice I have ever had*

[@slwilliamsjr]

wise words!!

[@xThunderxWolfx]

When I pick up a hitchiker that doesn't look like a scary murderer I generally keep my knife in my hand on my lap, which they probably wouldn't be super comfortable if they knew.

[@mirandamabe4815]

If I was in that I would be like ok I have knife gun and a plan to KILL THEM if there dangerous 😄

[@potatofuryy]

@@xThunderxWolfx I think *you might be the scary murderer*

[@magnarcreed3801]

I mean… yeah. Are you telling me some people don’t size up everyone they meet and figure out how to fight or flight away? I don’t fucking believe you.

[@NerdExplains]

Yah, this video never had a shot at monetization...

[@rabbaton2035]

the intro reminded me of P😳RNHUB

[@justaguybeingadude1552]

Well about that

[@gmcrgamecrew3969]

But it is monetized

[@tennweakass]

What the actual shit

[@samuelvandorsten213]

Lol

[@Bongolander]

The director of this film is actually a very good person and made us feel less bad about the horrible death of these people by making them braindead

[@zippyparakeet1074]

Yep, I'd have felt like shit if they were actually moral, upstanding people with good heads on their shoulders but since they're all dumbasses with heads good enough only for giving head, I didn't feel bad at all lmfao.

[@lightingshades]

making them braindead would of been better i think

[@oliverz6581]

Every character in this movie was an idiot.

[@Wat3rCoCk]

to be fair it's hard to think smart in situations like this

[@ICONOCLAST]

Still a complete sick fuck for even making it.

[@ghostdragon5735]

I like how it’s universally decided that this movie should never have seen the light of day

[@DontWorryAboutIt404]

Lmaooooo there's two more movies so idk ab that

[@Xaraeus]

This movie should be recognized as a universal sin against humanity

[@nickstoehr911]

Whoever thought of this movie should be in a mental hospital

[@betterdrugsthanyours]

I mean i’m sure everyone knows this but there are far far worse.

[@ripcactusify]

At least it aint vomit dolls.

[@y2moto928]

I love how you not only tell ways to beat the villains, but also explain the whole movie. As someone who likes psychotic plots but doesn't have the guts to watch them, I really appreciate it.

[@despair_embodied]

I wander if they would ever do my favourite movie! But given its banned and got a fair bit of lewd i don't think theyd be able to post such an analysis

[@_the_missing_piece5552]

@@despair_embodied what movie?

[@totallynotjaye]

666th like ayoo

[@The_Real_Alpharius]

@@_the_missing_piece5552 Probably the Bee movie. That sh*t can scar even the toughest of people...

[@dontmindmepassingby]

This!

[@satire7276]

"Don't ask strangersfor help without having a plan to kill them" Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

I mean, in real life it isn't bad to have a way to quickly kill them if they are going to do something horrible to you.

[@DEIMOS_PHIGHTS]

Noted.

[@yany4n]

Help

[@joshuacorocoto8043]

This is a fact we all keep in mind but we don't tell anyone.

[@jahyamack8359]

To be honest, people should follow that, always observe your surroundings and keep an eye on what could be a weapon. Ya never know what might happen.

[@d15t0rted4]

Imagine acting in this as your debut and you immediately get blacklisted from all film

[@maplehockeylove6339]

Fun fact: you *can* actually drive on a flat tire, just not for too long or too fast. They could still get a good way closer to society

[@blurfrosty8139]

@Jonathan Tran not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.

[@tylerhorton9807]

Ummmm driving on flat tire no matter how far or fast bends the rim. Meaning overtime you lose more air due to a slight not perfect fit, so go ahead. You do that.

[@maplehockeylove6339]

@@tylerhorton9807 I'd rather have a bent rim than be killed by some horror movie creep but okay, you do you and get stitched to someone's anus ig Hope the intact rim was worth it

[@tylerhorton9807]

@@maplehockeylove6339 eh. Good thing it’s fiction and rim can dip enough to cripple the vehicle doing this

[@tylerhorton9807]

Can cause major steering failure. Could end up in a worst position I mean if ya gonna drive slow might as well run

[@alpacawithouthat987]

Leaving your friend and finding help is definitely the smartest decision and it wouldn't even be selfish. By escaping and getting the police, she could have easily prevented the surgery, as Heiter wanted all three of them for the operation. The area also seems close enough to a town that police could probably be there within 20-30 minutes, which is not enough time for Heiter to catch her and do prep work for the operation. This girl made the worst possible decision at every turn

[@gerragotheallidile]

It's a horror film, what do you expect? In horror films, people makes stupid decisions 24/7

[@alpacawithouthat987]

@@gerragotheallidile you right

[@melissaleigh8019]

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[@alpacawithouthat987]

@@melissaleigh8019 Sounds like you’ve never heard of two humans having the same idea. I guess I’ll never eat food again because someone else thought of it first

[@deez22736]

but she'd probably feel guilty.

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*Simple:* Don’t go into a stranger’s house. Especially if he looks like a mad scientist.

[@djminer1702]

pog

[@dexdillion1650]

Yeah

[@VVVVV253]

Hey, that's my line. For context check the comments on red dot.

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

@@VVVVV253 Do you want me to change it. It was an accidental coincidence.

[@banana_pancake7171]

But what if their name is Okabe?

[@sad-clown]

As a woman, if I ever get stranded, I’d rather take my chances surviving on my own, then going to a random persons house, that’s how you get sex trafficked!

[@nerdTimmyswork]

Especially in the woods amh

[@KiwiKatastrophe]

For real. It enraged me how dumb these two girls were asking some stranger in the woods for help, and still not suspecting him even after obvious signs that he was some weird and rich guy. I would've tried walking or getting signal before even thinking about getting help or even just wait in the car the whole time!

[@jackcinephile7554]

I'm a man and I feel the same way! Obviously, in a more controlled environment, I would gladly trust the people around me, even if they're strangers. But in such a vulnerable position, I could easily end up dead.

[@yeeyee2180]

I think Us (I’m pretty sure that’s what it’s called) is one of those where the main characters aren’t that unreasonable

[@vxa365]

@@nerdTimmyswork assing my head?

[@HorrorLover]

Its actually comforting hearing that the surgery is reversible and the ending isn't a death sentence.

[@goji253]

I mean, honestly, how would it not be reversible? It's just a bunch of stitches. That's barely even a surgery, to begin with.

[@arlothemagnificent]

@@goji253 there’s more to it than that. I can’t explain it very well. Just watch the clip of him explaining it.

[@goji253]

@@arlothemagnificent It's still just a bunch of stitches though. The tissue probably wouldn't start healing together and even if it did it would probably not have finished doing so at any point in the movie. Yeah their knees are fucked and their teeth aren't coming back either, but most of the actual skin/muscle stitching should be easy to break apart without any major health complication.

[@DiegoTheRebel]

Their tendons were cut. They'll never walk again even if they did survive.

[@HorrorLover]

@@DiegoTheRebel tendons can be replaced/repaired, especially since it was cut in a clean surgical manner

[@abcswitch_5045]

It’s easy, don’t trust someone who has a jawline that looks like a pentagon

[@carmenmulhens4758]

That’s smart. And you’re right, people like that seem kinda sus

[@rorystack9245]

What about hexagon

[@angerskyscrapernosies701]

lol yesss

[@deepfri3doreos]

@InternalSuffering oh god

[@focus7181]

what about that one guy on tiktok who has a square head and no ears?

[@lluc_riberax1038]

You know this is a good review when he starts by saying "Jesus christ what did I get into?"

[@brunonotthemars7856]

Exactly. I had to rewatch it 3 times to be certain I had heard it right.

[@flamingwheel9926]

@@purepoverty8363 yup, am atheist, only when I see fucked up shit is that I say "Jesus Christ" or "Good Lord", most of the time it's "what the fuck"

[@ilmiii8689]

*Did the actors have to literally bury their face in ass to shoot thi movie?*

[@adamgray1753]

You know... if I ever start up a night club I know precisely what I will call it: "Sinister Intentions".

[@masonaadland2811]

@@ilmiii8689 they probably made rubber a*sholes that they put on so it wasnt as bad but idk maybe they all just had weird fetishes so thats why they were picked

[@SkyHighForever]

Because you watched: A Bug’s Life We think you’ll love: The Human Centipede

[@itzskye7074]

Little Timmy was never the same after this

[@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq]

I randomly got interested in this movie yesterday so I started watching a few videos but now that I’m noticing it’s on my recommended page, I better start watching other stuff and not letting anyone see my KZbin. Algorithm. Such a lovely thing.

[@Soda_pop_pop]

I mean they’re both bug movies (Kinda)

[@DaniBummle]

​@@Soda_pop_poploosely

[@dj_unicorn5608]

"In every movie there is a scene were the characters hit rock bottom. In human centipede it was when those people signed on to be In that movie" -deadpool

[@darklw468]

Is that actually a quote from the movie 😂

[@dj_unicorn5608]

@@darklw468 yup

[@darklw468]

@@dj_unicorn5608 jesus😂

[@CADJewellerySkills]

It's also 100% true of the film adaptation of "Les Miserables".

[@dj_unicorn5608]

@@darklw468 is he wrong?

[@atlantissatlas]

I just had to add this really quick, it's something that has always bothered me. This dude was a doctor, he should've known this wouldn't work. Not even with two people. Once your body digests something, it takes most, if not all, of the nutrition out of it. The other people would die from malnutrition. Not to mention that trying to digest faeces would make you VERY ill.

[@zaknelthepony7124]

I think the point of this video was not to point out the scientific inaccuracies, and instead state that if someone were able to do this, here's how you would still get out of it.

[@coffeecatichino5332]

The fact that it wouldn't work is probably the least important part of this. *Nobody* would think this would work, doctor or not. Thats just common sense. He tried this with dogs; he's *seen* that it wouldn't work with his own two eyes. He did it, TWICE, because hes sick in the head. Thats it.

[@calumhamiltonthelord4423]

I mean this happened in real life, the Nazis did it to the Jews in all of those experiments they did

[@V-Mac00]

@@calumhamiltonthelord4423 They put people together, body-to-body, experimented with twins, eye color, etc... But, I haven't heard of them doing ass-mouth expiriments. What "doctor" did it?

[@ok0_0]

@@V-Mac00 none of them, as terrible as they were, nazi scientists weren't stupid or insane, everybody knows that sewing someones ass to somebody elses mouth is impossible, seriously.

[@philipbasarir6829]

Fun fact: This movie was shot in Northrhine-Westphalia. Germany's most populated area. These guys were just meters away from some of the biggest cities in europe.

[@TheBuddel]

gg

[@charlylol7472]

als ob xD

[@philipbasarir6829]

@@charlylol7472 is so. Alle Kennzeichen sind aus Duisburg, Köln und Mettmann. Das Haus vom Dr steht in nem Waldstück bei Düsseldorf.

[@proofthattonystarkhasaheart]

Ich fühl mich plötzlich so unwohl hier 😂

[@cosmicklampzy1222]

I have no idea what half of these comments are saying, can someone please translate it?

[@kuuttinen]

In Finland if someone attacks you and you kill them you pretty much go to prison. So here it makes sense that you don't "finish the job"when trying to get away froman attacker. I was once attacked, a man tried to rob me and I managed to get away but was sued over hurting his leg in the process of trying to get away. Americans are lucky they can defend themselves without constant fear of procecution, as "running away"isnt always an option.

[@luciuswalker8578]

Sadly, no, that's not valid anymore 😕 😔

[@Smellienoire]

sorry that happened to you but from almost everything i can see Finish law just abides by most of the world "An act that is necessary to defend against an ongoing or imminent unlawful attack is lawful as self-defence, unless the act manifestly exceeds what in an overall assessment is to be deemed justifiable" Americans are the weird ones tbh

[@kuuttinen]

@@Smellienoire Not really. If someone tries to ra&e you and you push them off and they die you just might go to jail for it. There have been tons of people who suffered for their actions even though without them the attacker would've done whatever they were going to. It's more about who happens to be your prosecutor and judge etc, some think that even if you die as a result running away is your only "legal"option. I remember some time ago the president would pardon a woman who had been in prison for a reason like this.

[@nameless-hu4mm]

@@kuuttinen Then youre living in the worst country in this world. If someone attacks you then all what happens is his fault. Theres a reason for self defence and no one can take away your right of defending your life. If i would live in a country that punishes the victim of rape more then the rapist i would move out asap. Ofc if someoen trys to rob you and you shot him 20 times its unnececary. Your country is worse then north korea if it really does this shit.

[@kuuttinen]

@@nameless-hu4mm In here if someone breaks in your house and hurts you it's pretty much the same. The idea is that you can always run, but seriously..not everyone can outrun an attacker or lock themselves in the bathroom and hope for the best. There are many things that are great in Finland, but the laws benefit the criminals more than the victims.

[@PatchOfMoss]

This poor man had to watch this godamn movie,he deserves a sub at this point

[@DeadPizza]

It's not even that bad

[@PatchOfMoss]

@@DeadPizza You sure bout that?

[@yourgirlhays]

Imagine how traumatised the actors would be

[@kyasonkaylor6807]

It's not even disturbing it's just gross

[@yourgirlhays]

@@kyasonkaylor6807 true

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Is it just me, or does anyone else hate it when a horror movie relies _entirely_ on people being stupid in order for it to work? What happened to the good ones, where people are doing shit right and _still_ end up getting killed because the monster/psycho is just that much of a badass? Sure, people do stupid shit all the time, and I don't mind that happening in the movie as long as there are people also being smart, but to make that be the only way the movie can work at all? Like, in almost every scene? Really? It's movies like the aforementioned ones that make me cheer for the monster.

[@tomasfong40]

I dont mind movies using character flaws to advance plots but there is making mistakes and then there is being plain retarded

[@ttttt1361]

Those stupid decisions are decisions that any ordinary person would make if they was on that situation. She was kidnapped and knew what would happen to her. That scarwd the crap of her and didnt even think of looking for a phone. Her first thought was to escape. Then she started thinking about saving her friend. Any normal person would have made the same decisions if not trained. The only one that made stupid decisions that are not justified is the scientists

[@NoahPeukert]

What happened to the good ones? What do you mean? Horror movies almost always relied on stupid people. Even Frankenstein relied on a little girl playing with a literal corpse in order to be killed

[@NoahPeukert]

@@ttttt1361 I am pretty sure you wouldnt think of your friend in this situation,or at least be more practical. Run away, then get help and save your friend. Dragging an unconcious body through the house where a psycho who wants to make you a human centipete is hunting you is something absolutly no one would do

[@ttttt1361]

@@NoahPeukert you would think of your friend but it wouldn't happen instantly. She made the stupid decision to go back but her actions were lead by fear. It was justify as to why she cameback even if it was stupid

[@leamael00]

I've watched this horrible movie with my girlfriend a few years ago. She was laughing, and I was about to throw up during half the movie. I guess one of us was more of a psychopath than the other.

[@igonmixit954]

I hate my self... Sorry auto correct is drunk sorry for frightening u.i didn't double check before posting it but I swear I saw hate instead of hurt, I'm perfectly fine

[@randomnessltd]

I sat through it easily. Probably because I'm most likely unhinged.😂

[@thewatcher5333]

@@randomnessltd Ok... But have you seen the second one? Because the first one is nothing compared to sequel... and when I say nothing I mean NOTHING

[@colderk2306]

@@thewatcher5333 oh no

[@staticdoggoe34rd]

@@igonmixit954 are you okay , talk to me pls what’s wrong

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

17:45 a cop drove me to a gas station when I ran out of gas. I bought him a Powerade and he said no he had his own drink. But I noticed had no drink. I later found out it’s cops 101 you never accept a drink. Even though the seal was unbroken it’s still a good tactic

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

This film simply exists to scar people's imaginations

[@benkhan7372]

This is the first time I've seen on of your comments with less than 1000 likes

[@arsenlkr7428]

I know

[@itotallyhavealife6022]

Another bad thing that this puts in your imagination is that you realize if one eats the ones behind them will eat their shit-

[@Spacebugg]

@@itotallyhavealife6022 thats probably happened

[@gigiarmany]

mission accomplished🥴😵😱

[@ItsAVolcano]

Easily the most frustrating"helpless" victims in a modern horror movie. They have multiple opportunities to kill their tormentor and seemingly insist on doing everything to prolong their torment.

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

Don't blame them, it's their kink... (This was a shitty joke by yours truly)

[@howdoyoudo5949]

@@Hi-Im-Gib Ehh it ain't shitty if you don't include butt to mouth.

[@6ixlxrd]

@@howdoyoudo5949 I hate mouth jokes. Everyone who uses them always comes across as an ass. Really does leave me feeling pretty shitty, but it’s better than hearing a mouthful.

[@howdoyoudo5949]

@@6ixlxrd it's just poopy.

[@datboimrbee3366]

@@howdoyoudo5949 really stinky

[@pekozyn6514]

Body horror is the only genre that makes me think "humans shouldn't exists"

[@courtneyhasissues3644]

Body horror is definitely the most horrifying genre of horror haha check out director David Cronenberg

[@mateuszjasicki]

it was always my favorite genre, I also admire italian horror style and Scooby doo

[@konstantinospsa3392]

@@courtneyhasissues3644 although it is horrifying,I would say it is more gross than scary.Also,I think that it is relatively easy to make.A horror genre that I would appreciate is cosmic horror, because it is really frightening amd interesting if done properly

[@kiah9085]

It is legit the only horror that scares me. Most people don’t feel like they’re made of meat but we ARE and it’s BAD AND GROSS AND I HATE IT. Body horror is so scary. Cosmic is fun to think about, slashers and torture stuff not relating to bodies are enjoyable but don’t scare me like this ick.

[@thedude8457]

@@courtneyhasissues3644 I love his movies. The Fly and The Dead Zone are actual masterpieces

[@AIRSON-YT]

The only reason why i watch this channel instead of the movie it self its because i feel comfortable when there someone talking with me instead of alone

[@ethanbridglal2203]

I'm more disturbed that someone thought of this idea, than the guy in the movie actually doing this..

[@arithefennec]

The brain thinks up the weirdest shit sometimes. It’s the fact the one who thought this up went through with making it into a movie that does it for me.

[@adrenalineactivate]

@@arithefennec the fact that noone else decide to think "hey dude, this is a bit weird, maybe we shouldn't do it" but I guess the actor, producer, camera man and everyone else thought this was normal ಠ_ಠ

[@danyg0000]

I mean thinking of this idea is weird in of itself but making a movie out of this, what actors agreed to do this?

[@gotinui4553]

Its fricken phsyco

[@호랑이-t3w]

Yow, that's exactly my thought. I was like, "wtf?! Are these guys insane?!"

[@niccalee]

"Don't ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them." Glad to see I'm not the only one.

[@rockhistoria2537]

... Hol up-

[@bibbleshairball6808]

Same😍🤞

[@germanmonke2476]

Be polite be professional But have a plan to kill everyone you meet -sniper

[@hacked2813]

@Some Random Person On The Internet "Professionals have standards" -sniper tf2

[@lizanna6390]

I was told to never get in a car with someone you don't know unless you know you can fight your way out.

[@ronshimo8386]

I just appreciate the Japanese guy saying "I'm sorry" before shitting. He tried to hold it so long. He wanted to spare the poor girls the discomfort. Also, he's definitely the smartest one here. No doubt about it. The problem is that he's the smartest person in a group of morons. That doesn't get you too many points, buddy.

[@niceguy2536]

Whyyyyyyyyyyhahahayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@eugeneturner7520]

He was sorry. The discomfort was far more then uncomfortable.

[@samanthafaucette5512]

Yeah but he could have been smarter, he could have killed Heiter, but also he was the only one with use of his mouth, he could’ve called for help, there may have been a language barrier but you’d think the police have a translator for stuff like that

[@ronshimo8386]

@@samanthafaucette5512 He tried when the doctor was on the phone. He was screaming for help.

[@samanthafaucette5512]

@@ronshimo8386 yeah I know, I meant like when they got up to Heiters room, they could have gone to the phone and called the police

[@wioi]

That's the thing I absolutely hate the most in movies. That they never finish the damn job and kill the bad guy. They stick a knife or scalpel in his leg once and try to run or crawl away, instead of taking it out and actually killing him. It annoys me so much

[@andreivalles2963]

At least it stick in his eye and deep enough in his brain.

[@philbertchow5425]

Have you tried removing a scalpel from a bone? It gets stuck. …not that I would know.

[@castielthebestangle1615]

This is the closest I’m going to be to ever watching this movie

[@TurtleChad1]

Even a turtle wouldn't watch this movie

[@Enchanteddy]

Lmao I watched it and by I watched it I mean I basically skipped it almost all and simply watched like 25 minutes of it

[@brunonotthemars7856]

Who would watch this movie voluntarily, except nerd expains?

[@diegogomes228]

Same here

[@cameronmccorkle6078]

The movie is good when stoned not when not stoned

[@hunterkiller1440]

Horror films relies on the victims with IQs equivalent to their age.

[@crawlcreeper1252]

@i nabber good

[@anonguy772]

@i nabber are you a youtuber that does google hentai speedruns now

[@reneejohnson4422]

@@anonguy772 lol

[@Otgel]

@@anonguy772 lmfao

[@jaxonzuelke2578]

Yep

[@justinpeterson5821]

Whoever made this should be on a watch list

[@shpbldr1]

Fr

[@juancampos9468]

The idea was actually made by Tom six when talking to his friends on how pedophiles should be punished

[@Mustare]

Who ever made the human centipede is awfully kinky

[@justinpeterson5821]

@@juancampos9468 oh well I guess it's ok in that case

[@juancampos9468]

@@justinpeterson5821 personally I think it's a little overkill as I'm against the idea of torture but I mean fi you're going to do it against someone

[@lobotomite4636]

it’s insane to me that he managed to actually abduct 3 people

[@TheStrokeStroker]

4

[@nikothecrab]

i thought there will be a 100 like the cent in centipide it means a hundred in french

[@counterfeit1148]

​​@@nikothecrabI think they get that right in one of this film's sequels

[@tilkilit]

@@nikothecrab in turkish a centipede is called "kırkayak", which means "fortyfeet" so if Heiter was turkish he'd need 20 people

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

​@@tilkilit in Portuguese it's "Centepéia"which means "Hundred feet" so if Heiter was from Brazil or Portugal he would need 50 people

[@ayanoaishi8489]

As a wise person once said “don’t be an idiot” and that’s how you survive the Human Centipede.

[@misasuop]

wise words, yandere-chan

[@ayanoaishi8489]

@@misasuop yes

[@faithjenner7501]

Yes

[@blessd24]

And every American police shooting that the media has hyped as racism in the last year.

[@Huntercooks]

Ha, 420!

[@kingcyrusrodan6772]

“If you were abducted and your mouth was sewed to another person’s *ss, what would you do?” Well that’s one hell of a way to start a video

[@superfeesh1960]

I would lick like I never licked before. XD

[@superfeesh1960]

@Bile Tyt I bet you secretly crave it, more than anyone would ever know

[@fate7644]

@@superfeesh1960 you are making this worse

[@superfeesh1960]

@@fate7644 as long as it tastes good, it will never be bad

[@kingcyrusrodan6772]

@@superfeesh1960 why is this the first thing I see when I check my comment again jesus

[@Fabian-qe7ni]

“How to beat the IRS in Tax Fraud” When?

[@iceborned2019]

that would be one that is actually useful... for one of my friends of course

[@NerdExplains]

@@iceborned2019 As I'm sitting in a prison cell: "All said and done, I would say the IRS was Unbeaten."

[@banana_pancake7171]

@@NerdExplains even the joker couldn't face the IRS.

[@scootybooty1363]

Same way you beat the ATF: lose all of your possessions in a "boating accident"

[@dutyinternal3516]

build an underground house primitive technology style

[@smashdashman7022]

Everyone always talks about how this guy could escape any horror movie situation, but nobody talks about how overpowered he would be as a villain/psychopath 😮

[@MitzyDoodle13]

I’m surprised you didn’t mention that if they had known how to change a flat tire, the movie would have ended after 15-20 minutes. This movie is quite possibly the BEST encouragement to learn how to become a small time mechanic that I have had the displeasure of seeing.

[@epicunicat20]

I was looking for this comment..... after reading like 30 comments I was about to give up hope that someone with a functioning brain existed here. I mean, a tire change is hardly a small mechanic issue, at least in my book.

[@prettypoptacular]

@@epicunicat20i suck at mechanical stuff, but changing a flat tire? also this shouldn't be ''mechanical stuff '' it should be general knowledge school should teach.

[@etienne8110]

Does it needs learning? It s like thz thing was made to be idiot proof with how simple it is. Had to change a tire on a desolate italian road once. Never did it, instruction manual was in italian, no cell service. Took 10 min to get how it had to be done. It s not rocket science.

[@namelessperson443]

What I don't get is...a whole group of people got together and said "let's make this movie", and they agreed it would be a good idea. Then they told the people needed to produce and fund and film this movie..and they all said that would be a good idea let's do it. Then they found actors who presumably read the script and said that they wanted to be in this movie it sounds like a good idea...then all the people who watched it said "what's this movie about? Oh ok! Yeah that sounds great, I wanna watch that!" And then youtube says "hey, you should really watch this video about this really f'd up movie, it's great!" What the ....?

[@annatribolet5844]

probably the best comment ever i wheezed lol

[@majorclementine1412]

I mean, I kinda liked the movie

[@jasminesmith3267]

The fact that there are 3 of these films is weird

[@ShiningDarknes]

Welcome to the epitome of the question: Why?

[@papabumba478]

iirc the entire point was making the most ridiculous/disgusting movie they could

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

"we need a search warrant" With THAT amount of evidence and the suspect clearly not being in his right mind, they really don't, at least not in Germany. There is enough evidence to assume that something shady is going on and they could have definitely arrested him and searched his house.

[@marcusbordeaux7548]

Yeah same in the US, it’s clear there are people in danger inside the house

[@mrtortoise3766]

Even if they had to get a search warrant if they didn’t they could probably be forgiven in court

[@nalaterswa3038]

Also that is clearly not an insulin syringe. If it were, it'd probably be enough insulin to kill 5 people.

[@mrtortoise3766]

@@nalaterswa3038 yeah lol

[@Sir_TigerShark]

They should have tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code.

[@creationisntgood942]

Why would they be blinking so much?

[@Sir_TigerShark]

They might have something in their eye.@@creationisntgood942

[@thisisfine4me]

​@@Sir_TigerSharkI can help get it out

[@amadeonaccarato1735]

They had something in their eye

[@MachineGaze]

Would they let someone get it out?

[@misssquiggles7449]

This movie has scarred me for life. Never ever asking any stranger for anything or going into a strangers home. Ever. This is why I want self defense lessons.

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

"Guns beat karate everytime" - Stan Smith

[@br9760]

If a person wants your life, they will use the cheapest way possible to get you. A specific self defense move isn't guaranteed to work. Open carry and common sense are your best bets.

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

@@br9760 Open carry is a bad idea don't do it, it puts a target on your back and only really increases your danger of being followed and robbed. Concealed carry is much more preferable

[@darthvader4339]

@@thecommunistdoggo1008 Yeah but when it comes to just someone choking you out or doing something to harm you you with their hands then self defense is your best bet.

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

@@darthvader4339 A firearm is the most effective method of self defense. Ideally you wouldn't even let a person get close enough to do that but if you do hit scream and put as much distance as possible or if possible draw and shoot a miss might be enough to scare someone away.

[@Shoxic666]

Why does this movie exist? When it could just *not* exist.

[@NeovenatorGuy]

Not everything just goes away when you want it gone.

[@Shoxic666]

@@NeovenatorGuy If I think hard enough I can will this movie to not exist.

[@kimbaldun]

@@NeovenatorGuy If you remove your eyes, you won't see it

[@glock-kay]

FOR REAL

[@ricraftz76]

@@kimbaldun you not wrong,but i think it's better to just close right?sorry dear bald leader for disagree with you pls don't kill me

[@watermelon-yo5pi]

something that clears my conscious is knowing the actors are wearing plastic masks and aren’t actually sewn to someones ass

[@tamiromero6987]

Thank fecc for this comment

[@katrinachampon2400]

@@tamiromero6987 aye

[@TheWalf999]

Thank you for this comment, my brain was convinced that this is real

[@strategy3454]

Still kinda awkward for them tho

[@faiththemaremma30]

Actually they aren’t connected by plastic masks. They made fake butt’s for the first two and that’s a bite on them that the person behind them bites into.

[@AstralSaintz]

“Don’t ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them” amazing advice I’ll be sure to use it

[@k5tsu]

I miss 2 hours ago when I didn't know this existed

[@R3dieye]

lol same

[@J-mougee]

I should have looked at the comments before watching this

[@angleslikeyou537]

lmao

[@lucifurr1186]

I missed 10 years ago when I forgot about this

[@matthewfoley8068]

Trust I've watched all three and I'm only 12, the second one us by far the worst

[@jessxx08]

In this situation I'd rather be the guy that was killed at the start

[@user-zk8jp3gz6c]

i’d be the killer and then not kill anyone

[@jessxx08]

@@user-zk8jp3gz6c hahahahhauahhahahahahyah

[@metroidman7592]

I'm pretty sure in the movie the doctor says he is the lucky one.

[@swirlffle8323]

@@user-zk8jp3gz6c you beat the system

[@Dragonfrued]

I wouldn’t be in this situation because I’m not braindead

[@blakebarrett1519]

I feel like nerd explains is slowly getting more and more fed up with people making bad decisions in horror movies

[@yourgirlhays]

Well I mean I would too lol but I had

[@Jenna2k]

Soon he will be as mad as me lol

[@KelltheTitan]

It is the darkest curse that all horror fans must suffer. Most horror writers have no idea how to write around an intelligent protagonist with more than two functioning brain cells, so they take the lazy route of having everyone be idiots that put themselves in needless danger.

[@TeddyD4]

The fact that they still went into his house after he asked if they were alone is shocking. Like that question is such a red flag.

[@bear_trap107]

Honestly, in that situation, she should've just left her friend. Because if she were to escape, then the villain would either A) be too busy looking for her than go back to find a 3rd person, giving her friend time to escape as well. OR B) go back and find a 3rd person and go through with the procedure and Lindsey goes to the authorities or even the American embassy (seeing as they are in Germany) and arrest the surgeon and reverse the procedure.

[@stroopwafelenjoyer]

You can just go to the police. They will help you even if you are American and everyone speaks English in Germany

[@TuanAnhNguyen-en9bx]

At least if her friend dies, she can get her revenge

[@Qwerty-vo8do]

but the real problem is your not the director

[@francisjamesbegornia2282]

She should have freed and waked up the japanese guy instead of her friend, so he can beat the shit out of the crazy-ass doctor and escape all together.

[@guttersludge]

to be fair she was drugged and scared and most people wouldn’t think clearly in her situation, and would’ve done the same thing trying to take their friend with them

[@skylol4528]

so many horror movies wouldn't happen if people just...stayed up until morning with their car doors locked😩

[@Bhnbhn]

Yeah, or just learn how to fix a flat tire or at least have a working phone.

[@iagreewithyoubut4110]

Nice profile picture

[@shannonfoley8515]

Or always bring pepper spray or a baseball bat in the car.

[@skylol4528]

@@iagreewithyoubut4110 thank you comrade

[@cheri31]

or not go to the mysterious location a random stranger recommends

[@intanmunir3194]

Going back to save Jenny was a stupid mistake. Because she already knew the Doc will need 3 people to do the experiment. Because when the truck driver is not a match, he have to go find another. So if she go get help, the Doc cant do anything with Jenny and the japanese man at the mean time. Cant carry the experiment and no point in killing them because cops is on the way.

[@vrtigohfrl]

☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️ FACTS

[@conceptualizing]

frrr

[@mrcoder7327]

Hey. Hey. The producers said this is how it's gonna be, so this is how it's gonna be.

[@sweetpea3938]

Yeah thats stupid thing Im laughing shes back. Why dont call for help first? Hahaha leave them for a while

[@alpacawithouthat987]

Exactly. As long as he does not have Lindsay or another person with a compatible bloodtype, the operation cannot be done.

[@avatale8612]

This movie is a lot tamer than what I thought it was (a terrifying lab experiment gone wrong that starts killing people)

[@pigeonman1372]

Bro I am pretty damn sure that is in reverse dude, I would want that movie instead of this shit

[@drxwbuilds6351]

when i was like 10 i thought it was about a giant train of people stuck to eachother that went around like eating people so when i found out what it actually was it was like a disney film 😭

[@dogdog7883]

um a terrifying lab experiment gone wrong that kills many people sounds TONS better than this

[@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq]

The second movie is definitely more gruesome and disturbing than the first, because the protagonist isn’t a doctor, so he builds the centipede with a knife, staple gun and a hammer, AND they’re all conscious.

[@toxicdragon323]

I wonder what kind of test John Kramer (aka Jigsaw) would put that mad scientist through for what he did. I'd love to see that surgeon get put through one of Jigsaw's tests.

[@jonathanjackson2587]

Yeah,Jigsaw would probably put the mad scientist through his gruelling "games" the scientist would struggle through but pass them & then more than likely end up working together with Jigsaw...now that would be torture,JIGSAW & CRAZY SCIENTIST (from human centipede 1)working together on new "games"...I'll make sure I dont do ANYTHING bad to ppl for the rest of my life,...just in case 🥶

[@peachyqueen4399]

I definitely don't think that he'd end up working with John if he survived his games. John is notorious for taking people who do bad things & trying to force them to be more thankful & stop taking life for granted. The mad scientist is literally just that, mad. He doesn't have an end game of making anyone a "better person", John does. I think he'd make the games unwinnable, just like Amanda purposely made games unwinnable for those she didn't think deserved life (example: hiding the key in a place it wasn't possible to reach). That would be an interesting film though!

[@jonathanjackson2587]

@@peachyqueen4399 Spot on explanation Peachy Queen,your very right,yeah it would be way too sick if they were to do a movie with them 2 working together...Jigsaw was nuts but very meaningful & there was reasons behind it like you said,but human centipede...that man WAS just a psycho!!!

[@kash_1085]

@@peachyqueen4399 John would probably have him killed in some way, shape or form. He hates murderers despite arguably being one.

[@alexanderthe3rdxd444]

I would love to see jigsaw punish him for his actions

[@cursedtails1249]

At first I thought this movie was about a scientist creating a hybrid using DNA of a human and a centipede. Now that I know what happens, I’m gonna go watch Nick jr for the next few years.

[@Ukjeiy44]

Im so sorry for you

[@crubs83]

Same. At first I didn't want to watch it because it sounded dumb, but after finding out what it really was, I REALLY didn't want to see it.

[@olliethebum3430]

Your version would be a really good movie lol

[@dotsydude]

@@olliethebum3430 that’s just “the fly”

[@leolacooper1526]

Oka

[@ViJay-jw3nc]

The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that two young women would accept a stranger's drink

[@itsmike6757]

Well they ran into the woods in the middle of no where and entered a complete strangers house who gave completely off vibes 🤣 that's the most realistic part

[@corimoon3360]

@@itsmike6757 it’s really not realistic at all. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Wabbajock_Dugatti]

@@corimoon3360 no shit

[@kaydiegomes8738]

Some people are as dumb as bricks so it’s not too far fetched.

[@patriciajin6206]

@@Wabbajock_Dugatti haha shit

[@chyechyewattanasakulake4589]

Fun fact: Heiter’s house wasn’t actually secluded. The set was filmed on a neighborhood. The people in the neighborhood saw them film and they were disgusted

[@joyrinkimi3950]

the truck driver was probably the luckiest

[@dewdrop5552]

Probably? For sure

[@footballxedits2111]

Yeah. Dying is way luckier than being tortured and having your face stuck to someone's butt.

[@shantanubharambe3220]

@@dewdrop5552 😂😂😂

[@MrDot-hw5wb]

I'd say the cops are actually

[@ruli6871]

yep

[@mightyidiot71]

The fact that she decided to come back to her friend was the worst idea she could have made, if she decided to run and managed to escape the forest she could have gotten help and the psycho doctor couldn't continue the surgery if she was missing because he needed 3 people for his surgery

[@seyumaiayami3536]

And gave them more time. He may have euthanized them, though.

[@theshermantanker7043]

Honestly he may have just decided to make a 2 person centipede in that case or kill both of them in that case

[@manofmagic1803]

@@seyumaiayami3536 not likely. they both are perfect matches. so I think he would have left the two he had alive. and found a match.

[@RegularHuman97]

​@@theshermantanker7043 yeah but it's easier to find 1 new match then 3 totally new ones

[@Milkeshakecv]

Here's a way to reduce the risks of being abducted in the forest, take a train or travel on main roads. Though there is still a chance of being abducted.

[@rayy__7630]

You can also travel in a large group, carry a shotgun and other survival needs in the trunk, and have a walkie or some sort of satellite phone to contact help without a phone.

[@Sazyua]

@@rayy__7630 Problem is that the girls and the Japanese guy were tourists (Not sure about the Japanese guy being a tourist but I am going to assume he is). Hard to get a shotgun in a foreign country and most tourists do not carry survival needs in their trunk. At best, they can travel in large groups and practice safe tourist actions such as not going somewhere without knowing the layout of the area you are at. If you were in your home country, then everything you mentioned would be great, but in a tourist setting, highly unlikely

[@rayy__7630]

@@Sazyua oh yeah I forgot you can’t take guns with you on vacation :/ regardless of what you’re doing or where you’re at you should always have survival stuff with you, never know when shit will hit the fan.

[@n3stabilian]

Or just go out of the forest and get abducted. You won't be abducted in the *forest* anymore.

[@Milkeshakecv]

@@n3stabilian true

[@jamiedorsch]

These movies used to terrify me when I was younger. Now I work in the medical field and realize how out of touch it is with reality. It’s definitely still disturbing, but it’s reassuring knowing there’s little chance anyone would survive post-op due to sepsis, malnutrition, or the straight up STAPLES tearing open…

[@TkrzTT]

In the first one when they were going up the stairs I could barely watch bc I thought the stitches would rip 😬

[@philbertchow5425]

Counterpoint: guy is a surgeon, he knows how to make staples and sutures stick

[@f.b.i3942]

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THIS EXISTS

[@Banterman420]

You should probably go to that dudes house to arrest him.

[@damf5488]

F-FBI ????

[@NerdExplains]

Don't worry, I'm not going to do the sequel....

[@sir_fuckwit]

@@NerdExplains Dew it.

[@r7ahtesham885]

@@NerdExplains Please do

[@PluGKiinG]

I love his channel!! Especially his sarcasm

[@WeaponizedBattleToaster-jg4eu]

It has the same feel of cinema sins but with more intelligence and actual reason.

[@princeisolation9602]

Didn’t know u watch this channel

[@Ethan-iu2sp]

@@WeaponizedBattleToaster-jg4eu Nerd explains is better and more entertaining imo.

[@filjohneleabarquez9324]

Check cinema summary too

[@filjohneleabarquez9324]

@7h4r5hvin oh thx i love these contents

[@masterofdesaster5367]

i understand: everybody in this movie is extremely stupid Edit: Seriously, 4.3k likes just for retelling what he´s alredy said in the video! nice

[@TheLiamis]

Horror movies require the iq of a Biden voter.

[@jsmn12]

@@TheLiamis unnecessary but ok

[@writersfantasy5064]

@@TheLiamis Are you still mad about an Election bro. Come on, now you just look stupid mentioning about a Biden voter.

[@DrunkMonk867]

@full potato jacket bro are you telling that a Biden voter is worse than someone who indirectly caused the Capitol riots

[@SquirtleTurtle.]

@@DrunkMonk867 ignore the 6 months of blm riots that destroyed more peoples livelihoods and focus on the capitol riot that only effected and government. Both democrats and Republicans are foolish people that keep fighting each other instead of just finding a common ground that doesn't involve destroying things and taking peoples lives. If you support either one of them your a fool who follows other fools that keep "promising" change yet neither of these presidents have done anything for the people and yet you still fall for their lies.

[@haveagoodday7021]

I'n still convinced some dude's fetish and another dude's fetish made an unholy lovechild in the writing room and that's why the movie exists.

[@the_njf]

This is the first movie that _actually_ made me sick.

[@huyget]

after watched 2 girl 1 cup video nothing else could make me sick .

[@the_njf]

@@huyget, I don’t know how, but I did not get sick from that.

[@dklir]

Green inferno?

[@carabbeanblablomst]

Yeah , don't watch the 2nd one then ☠️

[@trellhicks4823]

Glad I didn't see it 💀🤣🤣

[@phoenixyt1343]

i would like to see a horror movie were the people are actually smart

[@Apollo-th2xb]

But then thered be no movie, and you'd be left wondering that movie was shit it was over in 30 minutes. There was no climax they just wrecked that murderer, etc.

[@olliethebum3430]

10 cloverfield lane is a good one, i remember when I watched it thinking how smart they were

[@dancetillyoudrop4543]

Alice in Boarderland pretty much

[@iancortescontreras6084]

@@dancetillyoudrop4543 good one mate

[@Sj-xs1pb]

Try you're next

[@amadeus962]

You know this movie is messed up because I would of never thought of chain linking people to make a poop train. That writer needs to be watched closely

[@xsilvernekox]

This idea is based on real-life experiments that the Nazis did on the Jews

[@concept5631]

@@xsilvernekox Mengele?

[@cjmatthews1812]

@@xsilvernekox wait this has actually happened before? 😨

[@xsilvernekox]

@@cjmatthews1812 yup, this is just one of the Nazi’s experiments

[@nagabe6394]

No, the writer got this idea from a discussion with his friend about how should a pedophile be punished. And one of them suggest to stitch the convict's mouth to an asshole of a terrible prisoner. The movie would be better if the victims are pedophiles thought, not some random innocent person.

[@xhendrik3003]

As a german the scene with the old man telling them that he has a video of them was hella funny😂

[@justbecosofficial]

The fact that this movie is a franchise and has a fucking FANBASE is even scarier-- like who sits there and goes "omg let's Stan a psychotic doctor that sewed people to other people's asses" Like NO!!

[@joooanit0224]

"stan" does not mean what you think it means.

[@mthercrow3818]

Wait till you read the "wonderful'' fanfictions people come up with

[@blueripper1558]

I mean the fact besides sewing their mouths it was inevitably going to have a fanbase when there's people who have fetishes like eating a$$ and fecal matter

[@GR4V3YRD]

@@mthercrow3818 THERE'S FANFICTION FOR THIS SHIT?!

[@mthercrow3818]

@@GR4V3YRD Idk but probably yes

[@whippetstudios9559]

I'm actually about to vomit, the part where he poops into her mouth.. that is horrifying and disgusting.. oh my god.

[@whippetstudios9559]

@Lissandra Rodriguez Yeah, the only thing is that you can't really attack him, your knees would be basically destroyed. But yeah, I was about to throw up too. And yeah, the part where he said sorry I did the same. AND UGHH THOSE NOISES..

[@toxiicmayhemzz6686]

@@whippetstudios9559 i did not watch this video or the movie so why would her knees be destroyed?

[@aegisplayz6401]

At least She could eat unlike the girl in the back

[@cabone6912]

Lol when I saw that part I was laughing lmao

[@aegisplayz6401]

@@cabone6912 your f##### SICK MAN

[@dubiedupe2368]

I just can't believe why they would go to a random stranger's house to get help. That man gave out creepy vibes from the very beginning, realistically their women's intuition would've said "nah"

[@sujeidyalvarez]

Facts

[@murdamane3966]

@@sujeidyalvarez but still tho they thought they could avoid the rain and the night and until the help come they didn’t know that this dude is actually gon do that .so the drugs he gave them was strong Enough to effect their body’s without no time.so they jus fuxkT.

[@nutellaaa6]

@@murdamane3966 if they didnt leave their car, they could have avoided rain

[@I_do_have_a_Name_I_swear]

I just saw the red flags music video and knew what had to be done

[@I_do_have_a_Name_I_swear]

Ok i saw the first 2 minutes and I want to die

[@Boricua_User146]

"And remember: Don't ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them" -Nerd Explains

[@1kvolt1978]

Yes.

[@shyeline5007]

Very wise advice

[@anyways466]

Noted ☑️

[@maldust7438]

Ever seen the movie Tusk!? That's another one that is very sickening. That one is turning the man into a walrus! Omg!

[@quacksly509]

"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" -Sniper tf2

[@bloomz8626]

this movie doesnt scare me, but my imagination makes it 10 times worse

[@gl1tch857]

I am concerned about you

[@snypzzzyyt4681]

Ikr the more u think the worse it gets

[@ChriseFTW]

@Spokettt 324 Exactly

[@J4ap0on3es]

Watch human centipede 2

[@DJMC19]

@Spokettt 324 yep should not have watched this, whoever thought the idea of this movie up is an absolute sicko

[@no_idea_whyy359]

''there are thousands of movies just like this blocked on netflix'' well let's keep it that way i don't want any film related to human centipide in my recomendations

[@brentbottoms2876]

At least 1 of the Human centipede movies are on us netflix

[@AnimeVampireFanGirl]

They were on Netflix and I hope they stay off Netflix for good. How did the creators get approved for these movies? Surely they didn't check with an audience. I nearly vomited watching them and it was disturbing. On movie 3 I keep the movie paused and just looked at the winded pictures because I can't handle it

[@CLOUDZAUBACKUP]

Umm it's on my Australian netflix well it was I think

[@creed8712]

@@AnimeVampireFanGirl sweet child....this movie is tame compared to the shit out there. In fact the fact this is fake makes it low tier

[@kclarke421]

@@AnimeVampireFanGirl I enjoyed the ones I saw- 😐 Oop-

[@DontFretAboutIt]

Sounds like watching them fail so many times is worse than seeing their actual fate

[@ThirAilith]

As a german I can just say: The police would've probably raided his house immediatly + while I'm not 100% sure, I think police officers r not allowed to take any form of food or drink from people like in that movie. Even touching a police officer is a no no or coming too close, especially since, in this situation, they already knew something was up. Also: 112 is for fire department, 110 is for the police in germany. All in all I'm glad I don't have to watch all these movies, cause this one would've triggered me too hard to even watch further than them leaving their car.

[@sirbassoon1844]

112 is the european emergency call number. You can get every emergency service (police, fire department, ambulance) with this number when in europe. In Germany there is also a sepperate emergency call which only gets you police which is 110, but when calling 112 you still can get police

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

ikr every movie I've watched that has police and investegators they don't take anything to eat or drink from the person they're interviewing

[@hillomunkkiseni]

@@sirbassoon1844 fun fact, 911 actually also redirects to 112 at least here in Finland, I would assume some other EU countries might have it like this too as honestly, when panicked even a native European might in their head go like "oh god, gotta call 911!" :D

[@lazerbehm8681]

@@hillomunkkiseni thank you for answering the question I was about to ask. As an American I was curious if it would redirect or go to something else.

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@hillomunkkiseni "What's the number for 911?"

[@somedud2639]

I will read both the Qur’an and the bible at the same time and drink 100 liters of holy water to forget about this movie

[@NerdExplains]

Won't help.

[@patriot_pills]

@@NerdExplains the sad truth

[@staticdoggoe34rd]

@@NerdExplains ✨

[@notforsaletoday1895]

You know, I drunk holy water once. Tasted strangely salty... the priest was very insistent that I finish the whole glass though. Strange.

[@mirianraamat6759]

@@notforsaletoday1895 oh n-

[@elvesnspells7774]

The way I'd leave my friend lmfao. Why would I go back for you when if I ran long and fast enough I can send actual help to you? That and better I be alive than two of us dead. Love u bestie

[@user-zs4nk9ct3n]

LMFAOO

[@2300VirgoAvenue]

bitch. i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@elvesnspells7774]

@@2300VirgoAvenue It's the truth 😌 I even told my best friend. I'm leaving her ass. And she said same 💀 best one of us than none.

[@Toastiel]

This statement alone proves that you're not meant to be in a horror movie. U need to be dumb enough to qualify after all lmaoo

[@jerenasmr1592]

Girl 😭😭😭

[@suruthebeast4065]

There is always that part, as you mentioned, where you want to believe you're a bada** and could go toe to toe here and some can. Josef wasn't exactly an intimdating individual honestly... he was average height, average build, and old he could probably easily over power the girls (maybe, not 100% sure what his workout regime was) and he could have gotten the jump of Katsuro but I do think in a test of pure strength Katsuro and Josef are on even terms they're both ~about~ average it's just a shame that that he was making dumb decisions that forward the plot vs being an actual human being. I am going to ignore avoiding the situation in total because it would be easy to have said 'i'm not going here because shady party is shady' and that would be the end of it... no i'm going to focus on what I personally would do POST capture. First off I would have 100% undone the straps with my jaws because of how poorly they were done and my knowledge of those kinds of straps and the fact that the setup used there is for safety in avoiding situations like Gerald's Game... Josef effectively gave them the safe word version of bondage straps... which is dumb on him... but good for the victims. Now post freedom is where I differ from Lindsay... i'm a 6'2" 300lbs male and am semi-'trained' in combat due to having spent years as a bouncer for seedy clubs... frankly a good head butt, knee to the groin, and pressure to the neck once he went down would have sufficed. He more than likely wouldn't risk killing you since that'd mean he'd have to go find ANOTHER person which annoyed him the first time... he'd probably come at you with the sedative IF he had it otherwise you're looking at small cutting implements which just being mindful of can pretty much limit or negate the damage they might inflict... you'll probably still get cut but if you're smart you can/should limit that. Plus it didn't look like he had a whole lot on him at the time so since she wasn't fully sedated at all I wouldn't either so you just walk up behind him hoping to catch him off guard and just simply slam his head into the metal railing a few times... now if he DID see you that's when the scuffle from earlier would ensue... now is this the SMART option? No, but i'm not a runner i'm not fast but i'm big and I am strong so while running isn't in the cards for me a good old brawl with Mengele's cousin here is. I have fought guys bigger than him and I have won... so realistically I doubt i'd make it to this point though Heiter has proven to be dumb so maybe he would keep the bouncer in hopes of using him for his centipede and not just kill me. I don't know it's so hard to predict cause he phases in and out of competency which I feel is more the writers than the character.

[@BannanaBreadd]

Geeze you wrote a full paragraph

[@cottonano]

bro powerscaled the surgeon 💀

[@necropolis004]

Maybe I'm just a bad person, but I would've left my friend behind.

[@Ghost0465-1]

Nah, in the movie the friends is sedated and therefore dead weight.

[@cheri31]

no, it's the smartest decision. first, there's nothing you can do. second, you can go get help and increase your chances of saving them ESPECIALLY because you know the doctor needs a third person. yes, there's a chance he'd kill them both and go on the run, but a psychotic man (who hunts in the daytime) might not be thinking rationally. he might go looking for you, or try and find someone else. either way, you've actually bought more time for your friend.

[@Autumn-rt8jg]

@max channel as a white person, I absolutely agree, we're rly something else when it comes to these movies lmao....

[@aliyah859]

It would have been the best for everyone cause she could have got out and got them help

[@square_kirby7852]

@max channel As a black person I can say surely no matter what race you are you're getting left

[@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013]

Honestly, the most unrealistic thing about this movie is two young, hot, party girls not being at all suspicious of the strange man in the middle of nowhere offering them drinks. I don't think I've known an attractive 20-something, even the most cheerful and easy-going, who would not know from experience to be *terrified* the moment that guy opened the door, and act accordingly. Us horror movie nerds (and fans of JJ Bittenbinder) think we're prepared for shit to hit the fan, but no, 115lb blonde girls would absolutely dominate every last horror movie because they're already used to having to plan for the worst at all times even when they're trying to get shit-faced. I've been mugged at knifepoint while carrying a knife; I didn't have the nerve to use it. My ex stabbed a guy without hesitation when she got dosed in a club, back when we were 18. Walked back in from the alley he'd tried to drag her into absolutely *covered* in blood and was so casual about it you'd think she'd misplaced her cigarettes, not possibly killed a man.

[@tamiromero6987]

Dang, you have your head screwed on straight

[@mariahsantucci5812]

This is so true. when I was 10 and was outside the front of my house playing and not paying attention and a man grabbed me my the arm and tried to put me in his car but I bit his hand and ran intakes and told my aunt who was inside supposed to be babysitting (kinda sucked at that tho lmfao). And I’ve never not been prepared for any situation after that. I know how to pop out a trunk head light, get out of handcuffs or various types of knots. I always have a taser and pepper spray on me (knifes are usually a bad idea because most of the time they get used against you if your opponent is stronger and can over power you) I take self-defense lessons, my location is shared at all times with loved ones and any time I find myself alone at night I stay on the phone with someone til I get where I’m going safely. I even share my Uber rides with my boyfriend so he can track where I am. I have escaped a lot of scary situations because I am always prepared. Ever since puberty I’ve been cat called, harassed and my friend and I were roofied once by these guys we thought were our friends in high school but I’m paranoid and don’t like being drunk because I don’t like not having complete control over myself. So In that situation I didn’t drink enough to feel the full effects and was able to get help and get out of there and save my friend who literally almost OD from the experience. I have had stalkers even one of my Uber drivers stalked me for almost a year. (And yes I’ve always reported any experience I have had with the police, Same wjen the Uber driver. I also reported him to Uber) but tbh from my own experience, the police really never do shit. But I am always ready and conscious of my surroundings. And people think I’m rude or a bitch to guys I don’t know. But A) I’m 23 and have dated the same guy since I was 17, and I used to turn people down nicely and I always get told I’m lying about my bf and called a bitch so if I’m gonna get called a bitch anyways I’m gonna be one. B) I’ve had too many experience I can’t even think of all them. But when people think they are invincible and NOTHING could ever happen to them. That’s when you put yourself in danger. We all think it just happens in movies and nothing can happen to us. Every one of my friends who are females have been raped or sexually assaulted at some point. This happens all the time, usually not murder but assaults, yes. I’m blonde, 125 and 5’4 BUT try and fuck with me. It’s not gonna happen

[@InternetFemceI]

@@Hurb_ u just have no life

[@InternetFemceI]

why does it matter that they're attractive lmfao, just say no women.

[@wonderlust358]

This movie neglects that realistic women aren't airheads. Women are _very_ aware of the men they're near, especially as one as creepy as the doctor.

[@zeebeeplayz]

I feel like the trucker coulda survived, imagie, you're taking a shit in the woods, and instead of pulling up in the middle of no where, you pull up right behind someone, so they can see you shitting because everyone wants to see that.

[@armyishere3621]

Lol logic in this movie🤣🤣🤣 Srsly these people were stupid all of them😆😆😆

[@ida5873]

I really thought the same thing 😂

[@mathdantastav2496]

u can drive with a flat tire, its not ideal, itll damage ur wheels, ull have to go very slow and drive very carefully to not loose control, but you can drive

[@gimlylongbeard2028]

"There is no way this video will be monetized" "This video contains paid ads" . Huh

[@dahoodinie3950]

3:46 me when my mom say I can keep the change

[@DEIMOS_PHIGHTS]

@@lostboy8214 yeah ikr 😬

[@dominique4557]

I saw all movies at age 14 and was never that uncomfortable by it. I’m now 17 and can’t even think of watching them ever again.. gets me too nauseous!!

[@Panda-zh5lc]

Same here…

[@annamaria4626]

i watched the first two when i was like 7 or 8 and the third when i was 11 or 12 💀 i think my brain probably just repressed the trauma of watching them 😭😭

[@nunothedude]

Gamer girl power question mark

[@Rraggs]

You’re really cute just saying if that you

[@embaisden561]

i watched it when i was 7 😭 and now i’m 14 and still traumatised

[@GoreyBits]

Well, HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 is far worse. At least the first film was medically accurate. 🐛

[@Twist3rOffical]

The third one was pretty dumb though.

[@clarkndrekent]

@@Twist3rOffical how the fuck did they made 3 of this sick trash

[@StarringMac]

the second one is so vile... i hate that stupid fucking security guy so much. like that movie genuinely makes me angry and so sick, im literally not squeamish but THAT movie is beyond fucked. the guy got what he deserved in the end i guess, but i wish i never saw that shit and i hope no one else ever watches it.

[@UltimaKrecia]

Dont know if thats me but the second ones bllack/white film style makes it so much scarier.

[@0x13horizon4]

@@StarringMac it truly is awful .... some scenes were just visually unbearable and leave you with a dazing sick feeling 🤢

[@Woolint]

The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life She was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the dangers right in front of me My favorite food is fish (baby, that's my favorite too) I love cartoon dogs (baby, I love Scooby Doo) Hey girl, what's your favorite film? She said the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called Human Centipede, Human Centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human Centipede, not ironically She said, costume design was a highlight I like it for the plot (tell me what the plot's about) German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool) Human Centipede, please God save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code Why are you blinking so much? (I've got something in my eye) Here, let me get it out (no thank you, I don't wanna die) Bonjour, sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak? (No) Very good then, bon appétit Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony at the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed, tell me what the theme's gonna be Human Centipede, Human Centipede That way we could save on the catering bill Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed If you are the best man, you know the deal, pucker up I can finally open myself up to love I can finally sew a mouth to a butt Human Centipede, Human Centipede

[@freecom1917]

I was just thinking about this song

[@ananonymousbunny8815]

I love that song lol

[@elbow2table]

love how he gives advice to the evil surgeon as well

[@imakewhateverlol4443]

Kinda weird tho

[@cdubsb3831]

Everybody in this film needs all the advice they can get.

[@TheGamer707.]

@@cdubsb3831 I mean they are all idiots, WHO ACTUALLY WALKS IN A FOREST, AFTER GETTING A INVITE TO A SKETCY AS HELL HOUSE PARTY. Also Who goes in some guys house AFTER THEY SAY, Are you alone, IN THE MOST SUS WAY. OH AND WHO LITTERALLY BURIES SOMEONE AT DAY AND WHO REVEALS THEIR PLAN honestly

[@TheGamer707.]

OH AND THEY ARE STUPID. WHO TRIES TO ESCAPE, SHE KNOWS THEIR WOULD BE LOCKED DOORS

[@TheGamer707.]

OH AND WHO DOESNT CALL FOR HELP

[@Goose_that_goes_honk]

I wouldn’t force even my worst enemy to watch this movie...

[@coronabeegone7193]

Agree

[@beansguy6763]

bEans

[@axcxl1136]

@@beansguy6763 beans

[@CW25710]

What is this movie rated? Surely R 18+ right or at least MA 15+

[@maxdrags3115]

Turns out it is their favorite movie lol

[@jacktrussler20]

This is basically the only film that genuinely makes my skin fucking crawl - It just feels so wrong - honestly the fact it's only a film brings me great relief

[@emilylou7029]

Unfortunately, this actually happened. A concentration camp from World War 2 did experiments like this. It’s disgusting.

[@fosterrico5546]

@@emilylou7029 holy fuck

[@games_on_phone89]

Is this shit better or worse than SALO?

[@TeeRose]

watch Serbian film, the end is really sickening

[@twankies8051]

@@emilylou7029 bro have you seen unit 731? That shits fucked as well

[@nunote2362]

"it's insulin for my diabetes" "well we should inject it before you start passing out then, huh?"

[@inkoven]

"Never ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them" My new life motto 10/10

[@inkoven]

@@user-tj4ee6si7x Well no you only need the plan to kill them in case they aren't so kind

[@kitzune2392]

@@user-tj4ee6si7x I mean, yes, for all you know they’re trying to build up trust and befriend you so one day they can kidnap you with no one suspecting them, All jokes aside, I doubt any piece of advice goes for all situations, like the saying “ Don’t talk to strangers “ sure for many cases you don’t want to talk to a 25 year old creep, but if you’re lost in a store talk to a clerk, they’ll be a stranger, but they can help you find your parent/guardian.

[@soup4623]

"These movies are blocked in some countries" That's a blessing

[@gamgam7979]

they should be blocked in all countries. hell, i would say they should be banned in the vatican, but anyone who watches it there would probably be stoned to death

[@Lucas_Nuts]

@@gamgam7979 Nah, it's your choice if you want to watch it or not, they're not forcing you to watch it or anything.

[@gamgam7979]

@@Lucas_Nuts it was a joke

[@Lucas_Nuts]

@@gamgam7979 Huh, I still don't see it, sarcasm is not easy to achieve through text, I understand, but this is just too bad.

[@gamgam7979]

@@Lucas_Nuts yeah my bad i guess. sarcasm is weird over text, but i was just commenting on how gross and unnecessary this film is. and then i joked about the vatican, undermining the point. i'm _great_ at making a point obviously /s

[@5quish]

“Don’t ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them” love that lol

[@MurderCount]

Me whenever some stranger on the street asks me the time.

[@mandyeosphantasmas1202]

@@MurderCount same 😂😂

[@welliminitnowso]

😂

[@user-ol7nc8mk6z]

I read this and heard him say it at the same time

[@5quish]

@@user-ol7nc8mk6z haha!