How to Beat the FRACKING VIRUS in "CARGO"

[@huntermorris8308]

"You will become a zombie in 48 hours." "Oh no... Anyways.." *Plays with baby*

[@DuckHeadWP]

logic in this film is ducking stupid

[@rajdeepsaha7335]

@@DuckHeadWP after COVID I don’t think people are not this stupid

[@tim.van.emmerloot]

Its like people dont take virusses seriously.....

[@stableboy2338]

@@DuckHeadWP there is no logic in this film

[@Hagser]

Hahaha wtf yeah!😆

[@michaelj1729]

This film itself is like what a zombie apocalypse would be like in real life: slow zombies and stupid people.

[@BigYosh]

I feel like zombies would be fast like in zombieland

[@BigYosh]

@Blokky I hope but I feel like fast zombies are more realistic than night of the living dead

[@HangingDGrunt]

Zombie apocalypses are easy if you know what to do

[@annalena2153]

@Tatli Kanci İle #RamazanÖzel well a true zombie virus is unlikely. A rabbies virus like in 28 days is far more likely.

[@gianttacogod]

@@BigYosh fast zombies generally mean the undead eventually just run their legs into the ground and decay. Slow zombies are generally more realistic as once a the host is dead they start to decay and their bones essentially fail making them basically 0 threats.

[@dallased78]

This movie had me to frustrated. Stupid decision after stupid decision. Then again with what I see going on in the world today, it probably wasn't that far off.

[@lka04]

i guess that's the point of the movie.

[@greatbritain819]

True

[@greggaygayakutami1402]

@@lka04 I guess that means every case of bad writing can be excused with the cheap ass "WeLl ThAtS tHe PoInT oF tHe MoViE"

[@lka04]

@@greggaygayakutami1402 not always, thats why i said "i guess". i dont know if they really did that on purpose, im just guessing.

[@jaguar_8344]

Edward Webber it actually wasn’t, they only made one mistake, and that was his wife going back to the boat for wine. They tried everything, were practical, he was prepared, and in the end, he left his daughter with an indigenous community who knew how to manage the virus. They did everything right, the movie is just kicked off by one unfortunate event. I suppose you could say taking his infected wife with him was a mistake, but let’s be honest, he had no way of knowing what would happen. She would have been one for another day if she wasn’t impaled by that branch (speeding up the process, because she died). If anything, this is one of the most well thought out zombie movies. Compared to nearly every other viral apocalypse/ infection/ mass sickness movie, the characters were actually sane and did the right thing. The boat was genius too, using the water as a natural barrier from the illness. I don’t think you can judge a guy because he wanted some wine, years after the whole fucking world ended

[@Gumbocinno]

"It had fingers, Andy!" "FUCK!" that had me giggling like an idiot

[@sunrainocean]

Same-

[@simpnap5977]

Sameee

[@jenniferpadilla8748]

Bullshit not FUCK!

[@aswedishguy682]

Same 🤣

[@islaughteryounglings360]

Sosage

[@MrAlphabetAssassin]

"The best a man can get is a partner that doesn't take unnecessary risks in the zombie apocalypse" - words to live by

[@ingamingpc1634]

His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

[@reaganb2799]

@@ingamingpc1634 Exactly. The best a woman can get is a partner that doesn't lie to her about potential risks in the zombie apocalypse because he knows he's just done something really stupid and wants to hide it.

[@goosesayshonk1381]

@@reaganb2799 same with her she shouldhave told him she was going to go to the boat

[@reaganb2799]

@@goosesayshonk1381 why? She was trying to surprise him and had literally just been told it was safe.

[@samx23]

@@reaganb2799 they both get an F

[@3n0ch_j1n5]

Zombies: We are slow, can’t use weapons, and we are dead. Humans: yeah well I’m dumb!

[@lightlylemony]

to be far some zombies are actually strong depending on what movie (or show) your watching / book your reading / game your playing.

[@ilikestew5719]

@@lightlylemony Yeah, the wwz zombies would be difficult because you can't make camps.

[@emiliomarbanjr]

@@ilikestew5719 WWZ Zombies and Left 4 Dead's virus are the worst ones out there.

[@brianlin5636]

@@emiliomarbanjr or halos flood virus which is probably the worst zombie like parasite or whatever

[@chongwillson972]

@@brianlin5636 laughs in call of duty zombies

[@rowanthompson3910]

“She bites his arm with her disgusting yellow crusty mouth” Best description

[@jujuboo-boo668]

Her greasy crusty cheesy lips

[@oh.cool_a.pansexualgacha.6854]

She had too much honey 😔

[@justyouravaragehuman5447]

@@oh.cool_a.pansexualgacha.6854 dont trust the bees 😂

[@abdulraheamabdullatif987]

She rubbed Cheeto cheese on her probably

[@heatherc984]

How does he get bit with all that weird stuff on her

[@LuizFelipe-qc1wz]

you can literally outrun these zombies by walking normally how tf did so many people get infected

[@Ayto27]

Because it's a movie

[@christophertravers1034]

Cause humans in movies have half a brain cell

[@NeviusZ]

Because of people like Kay.

[@fluffyfraud]

Essential fluids

[@jonathan_8100]

Cuz they were dumbasses and lied to their partners about not being bitten

[@iodyufx2766]

I refuse to believe the kangaroos didn’t kill all the zombies

[@arapimamilkbottle3076]

It australia everything will kill the zombies

[@m.valley3782]

Zombie koalas

[@user-pc7bn5cv8m]

@@m.valley3782 terrifying and cute

[@yoenoekwoeters5748]

nice profile pic :)

[@m.valley3782]

@kijabba baby I'm aware hahaha

[@lowdilemma]

“gentlemen synchronize your death watches”

[@sssddfsafsda494]

it's "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

[@lowdilemma]

sssddf safsda Thanks dude

[@linkholder]

Can I teleport bread?

[@JS-iu3ce]

low dilemma I have done nothing but infect others for 3 days

[@sh0gun520]

Yes! The meme will never die

[@ahalfeatenpotato463]

She's the kind of person that hides a zombie bite in an apocalypse

[@bopcrop1228]

Except once they find out, she will try to convince them she got attacked by the lochness monster

[@WAyuso34]

@@bopcrop1228 or a dog

[@joki2707]

Yes

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

EXACTLY

[@jordo5639]

@@bopcrop1228 Jim from TWD lol

[@dosacro794]

Remember: This all was caused by a Gilette product.

[@backstabber040399]

Best Dollar Shave Club ad

[@Gaming.Grotto]

@@backstabber040399 hahahhahahahahh

[@boyinblue.]

More like lying to your significant other because you think she is too weak to handle the truth.

[@boon5577]

The best a man can get, right

[@Luis-lf2us]

This all started because they disturbed the toilet zombie. NEVER, disturb a toilet zombie.

[@josephcontreras8930]

Uuuggghhhh raaawwwwhhh I'm busy in here!!!

[@indridcold8433]

It started even earlier than that. The guy that changed into the toilet zombie had a self entitled wife that refused to wear a mask to halt the spread of Covid-19. She already had HPV (human papiloma virus) and H1N1 from refusing to take precautions from previous outbreaks. The three viruses mutated together to become the hideous fracking virus. She then became a nasty snotty mess and bit her husband. He threw her out the window thinking she was crazy and she went off into Australia to spread the newly developed Fracking virus. The husband went to work thinking nothing of his future exwife but got sicker. He went to relieve himself to see if he would feel better and fully changed over on the toilet like Elvis dying on the toilet. The toilet zombie is born. The rest is history. As for the zombie wife he threw out thinking she was crazy, she went around spreading Fracking virus as well when she was picked up by someone thinking she was a hitchhiker. An especially grotesque mutation of Fracking virus that can spread with airborne sneezes, coughs, and close proximity will soon be spreading extremely fast. Australia is losing containment of it as the solders become sick with it or sick with Fracking and Covid-19. It is known as Covid-20. Another mutation has also been detected in its earliest stages where Covid-20 is being contained. It has been designated as, "Wildfire virus." it is supposed to be more contagious than Covid-19, Covid-20. The French are on the verge of a vaccine for Covid-20 and Wildfire. But they are running out of time. The Australians are extremely close to losing containment of Covid-20 and Wildfire.

[@davidlee7676]

@@indridcold8433 how long did that take

[@junaidkeim6057]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@indridcold8433]

@@davidlee7676 The wife became first contaminated shortly after Covid-19 went planetary from the Chinese wet bar slaughtering and serving the smuggled in Australian flying foxes. It was around the end of 2018. She was a sickly mess with HPV and H1N1 but too arrogant to get treatment nor take preventative measures to avoid the newly emerging Covid 19. The three viruses merged in her festering body to make the Fracking virus and that was when her husband threw her out after being bit. The wife was patient zero for Fracking virus, a hideous hybrid of HPV, H1N1, and Covid - 19. In the middle of 2019, she infected an isolated area in the middle of Australia with Fracking virus which went into further mutations due to the isolation. The DNA then went through more drastic mutations thanks to the undercooked bushmeat that was eaten with the older strain of Covid-19. The resulting hybrid of Covid-19 strain one, remerging with the fully formed Fracking virus, created the Covid 20 super virus in January 2020. In the middle of extensive study for vaccines, the french accidently created another mutation and named it Wildfire. Both Covid-20 and Wildfire are on the verge of escaping containment due to the ever weakening forces due to Fracking virus and Covid 19 strain 2. The French are very close to a vaccine for Wildfire. The CDC is working very closely with the french by satellite to contain the many deadly outbreaks. Doctor Edwin Jenner and his wife are working on Covid-20 and Wildfire. The French are working on Fracking virus and Wildfire. The planet is on the edge of a complete economic, logistical, health, and communication collapse. The viruses are nearly out of control and about to escape containment worse than anything H1N1 and Covid-19 strain 1 ever did. I have heard terrifying testimonials of the effects of Wildfire. It is even worse than Fracking virus. Power grids in many nations have already had small outages. Water purification facilities are shutting down everywhere distributing contaminated water that is making people very ill with diseases lost to antiquity like dysentery, gastroenteritis, and bubonic plague. Cities in the Untied States of America in California, New York, Florida, Southern Texas, and Washington are slowly collapsing due to illnesses not even related to Fracking virus, and Wildfire. Covid-19, H1N1 are ravaging the populations there due to there being not enough healthy people to run water purification plants causing more spread of disease. If Fracking virus and Wildfire virus make it to any of those areas in the United States of America, the entire Western hemisphere will collapse within three months. This is all being kept very quiet but listen to shortwave radios of places that have already gone satellite communication quiet, telephone, and radio silent. They fear for their lives and are calling for help! Their internet has been down seemingly intensionally right before all of this started happening. What are the governments trying to keep quiet? Make a food and water cache before it's too late. Have a remote site to go to that nobody else knows about and stock it with food weapons first aid, and water. Have your vehicle running in top shape and put all terrain tires on it and be ready. The final collapse could happen at any ti...

[@darkfake2131]

He seems to like the name rosie, his baby in sherlock Holmes is named rosie too

[@yummychili941]

Right that’s what I was thinking

[@insomniactv9845]

Same

[@FCLT23]

If he’s writing the script?

[@darkfake2131]

@@FCLT23 actors can make or suggest small changes in script for their style, I doubt someone would actually care to name the baby rosie

[@FCLT23]

Dark fake Im aware they can but that saying if they allow it Quinton Taratino doesn’t let anyone change anything he wrote, it stays that way but saying he’s picking rosie in every script is kinda far fetched haha

[@Palomar23]

The only problem with people In zombie movies is that they haven’t seen zombie movies

[@rebooteed_3434]

yeah

[@tomieeyes]

True lol

[@azurbahtic880]

sixty nine likes lmao

[@randomdudewithsomecommonse5281]

And lack a brain

[@CreativeWitchArt]

If people saw horror movies we would all survives

[@GrayMoe]

Andy, you are infected with a highly deadly and highly infectious disease. Andy: plays, kisses, cuddles his baby daughter

[@HaKilly]

Idiot, infected in early symptoms not infect others

[@therealunderscore]

Goddamn zombie movies…

[@JediOfTheRepublic]

The fact the baby didn't get infected shows some sort of immunity...

[@bubbletea7771]

Tbh if you look at it that way it makes sense or becuaseo she grew up with it

[@lesbean5045]

@@bubbletea7771 oml that kinda makes sense

[@SjofnBM1989]

No I think the virus is only spread through bites. She was never bit. So she's not infected.

[@faceless483]

Time to season you Littl timmy

[@BlackTarHeroinUser]

Maybe because she is to young and her brain hasn’t developed enough yet?

[@dilettantetorenaissance6228]

18:39 She is not trying to kill herself. Aboriginals traditionally hit their heads with stones when they are grieving.

[@AverageAlien]

Smart

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

Bonk

[@gabecox7776]

True, many tribes did this in a way to feel the same pain their loved ones did

[@dssembler7922]

thats clever... lol

[@DrGandW]

Neat

[@Skrumpish]

Military: have thousands upon thousands of soldiers, along with planes, battleships, dangerous missiles, bombs, and other military tech. Also military: “yeah we can’t kill these slow ass zombies”

[@malrulesall9669]

Wild 💀😭😂😅

[@bashfulbreloom9294]

Random ass tribe with only weak hand held weapons: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

[@PokeMageTech]

I would go “nuclear time!”

[@carlos_2550]

@@bashfulbreloom9294 WWZ. Battle of Yonkers.

[@BloodyKnives66]

My money is on all the rednecks instead of the military in a zombie apocalypse.

[@rc52714]

I swear Rosie is the smartest one out of all the characters here and she's a baby who can't even talk

[@Rdrozie]

True true. Also im finding it really weird seeing my name in comments 😃

[@deadchannel5557]

@@Rdrozie your name is rosey?

[@Rdrozie]

@@deadchannel5557 Rosie*

[@Rdrozie]

@@deadchannel5557 but yes :)

[@deadchannel5557]

@@Rdrozie I’m watching sweet house, it’s a nice movie. You should watch it to

[@shivertooth9133]

When you put the woman who vomited blood and is turning into a zombie BACK INTO THE CAR WITH A BABY

[@seafishluvrr6604]

They were definitely from Florida

[@slendercnpsucks.gocryabout3984]

Bot

[@wallyedits]

@@slendercnpsucks.gocryabout3984 you rn 🗑

[@memecollector1238]

How dare you, us Florida folk would never. *sweats nervously*

[@landrylongacre6391]

@@memecollector1238 wait isn’t the movie in Australia?

[@christinejacobmanaog5649]

That scuicide pen is fricking terrifying

[@_Cleveland_]

Scribblenauts just went on a whole another level.

[@woodsy4458]

@@_Cleveland_ hahahaha

[@confusedkoala694]

Cleveland Brown coming from my mind

[@locustzedicus2437]

There had to be someone making money off of those things. Cause some cyanide pills or something would be a fuck lot cheaper and easier to make than a single use disposable pen spike.

[@toiletpaper3487]

fracking terrifying*

[@Skrumpish]

drew “HELP HER” instead of autojecting yourself to save your husband and baby ∞ IQ

[@Glaedr11]

Hey Andy prolly woulda forgotten his child existed if she didnt write that

[@phxnkmvne]

"SAVE HER"*

[@soup6823]

This movie was a ragefest for me. The sheer amount of stupidity displayed just makes me want to foam from my mouth.

[@grigorirasputin1101]

nice pfp

[@alpharius7630]

This is the stupidest actions i've ever seen in any zombie movie, ngl

[@izumiruki]

I love watching zombie movies but I'm definitely skipping this one.

[@ReptilianConman]

@@izumiruki it's actually a pretty good movie dude, worth a watch

[@philliam111]

@@ReptilianConman lmao

[@ModalFish999]

"It had fingers Andy!" "FUCK!" best moment

[@ethanlevy2159]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

[@masongaming9269]

I read this it said it

[@user-qu2vx9tp1q]

LOL

[@dr-arm]

Damn right

[@gavinprestage7018]

Nah it's 18:44

[@chandlerdoeswhatifs9399]

Characters: *find a cache of food* Nerdexplains: *considering cannibalism*

[@his-sa-yots2692]

Well in a apocalypse cannibalism is always a option

[@renownedanimator3568]

Deliciously

[@banh8488]

@@his-sa-yots2692 in any situation cannibalism is a good option

[@his-sa-yots2692]

@@banh8488 well that is true

[@b-butwhytho7084]

Nah, too much fat

[@standlethemandle]

She's the type of person to throw out her phone if it dies. She's the type of person to microwave ice cream because it was too cold She seems like the type of person to bring a spoon to the Superbowl She's the type of person to call you saying "I lost my phone"

[@OhLatte]

Yes except the phone one lol you can call someone and tell them you lost your phone from someone else’s phone but I get what you mean 💀

[@StreifelXP]

@Death Is A Doorway Microwaves do not change anything about the food expect the temperature

[@Smearwise]

literally every single insult you used is stolen

[@DragonsFrogs]

@Memories of the Future lol it doesn’t change the molecular structure it just vibrates the water molecules. Try microwaving something extremely dry, it won’t even really warm up

[@Warrison_]

Lmao yeah

[@ggdudefyou8685]

"it hade fingers andy" "FACK!"

[@boon5577]

6:32

[@kellynmchugh9464]

Lmao

[@jameswyattoney7725]

Thx for liking

[@davidoftheforest]

shit I just made the same comment lol

[@rociogobea1712]

😂😂😂

[@boyifyoudont6763]

This man deserves a very large amount of subs

[@jack-wk8po]

he will get them he got 150k new subs in 3 months

[@imyourrealsensei3416]

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[@mustardationmustard411]

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[@toz7369]

SIMP DETECTED

[@starlite8348]

Ik you dont care but... 1000 like

[@bobsmith9268]

Man, if only the zombies were the brain-eating ones. They wouldn’t have anything to eat... 😳🤔😬

[@kesh_nmn2004]

Underrated comment

[@Noone-ru7md]

Eat what?

[@justicenah8183]

DAMNNNNNN

[@tymoteuszstrzeczewski4222]

Meet the pyro

[@mtzrj4631]

Bruh

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

Fun fact: The Auto-Injectors are actually just cheap tools used for sucking up solder. I had a few lying around from some game console repair.

[@Mostly_Crazy]

What about Andy's monumentally intelligent decision to reach over to the backseat to get the baby, allowing himself to be bitten by waifu and get infected, when he could have easily just gotten out of the car and walked around to safely retrieve the youngling.

[@duckduck5910]

when you don't realize the goddamn door was jammed

[@serpentinewolf7085]

@@duckduck5910 Break window open. Not hard.

[@lapplandkun9273]

or he could've just used the auto injector quickly to kill his zombified wife or any sharp object on his person, then reach for the backseat to get his baby. Fucking steps, andy. If you're going to do an action, then plan it out like an intelligent being

[@ingamingpc1634]

His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

[@mackhomie6]

Never trust anybody who calls a baby a youngling

[@bananaman1250]

The people in the movie: let's make the dumbest decisions ever

[@orecues9360]

Dude..watching this movie was like a torture , i nearly scream a few times watching the guy doing stupid shit

[@AQHackAQ]

The current coronavirus pandemic has shown that a lot of people, especially Americans and the 'civilized' worlds, make a lot of dumb decisions, despite advise against them by officials. Yeah if there's to be a zombie outbreak, it would happen similarly to zombie movies because people are fucking dumb.

[@pancakes2528]

AQHackAQ couldn’t of said it better

[@theBeastcub]

It is overall a really good movie but how both parents get infected is SO DUMB, they both were SO STUPID, when I re-watched it I just skipped to after the car crash.

[@universaljoyconboyz4ever161]

@@AQHackAQ you do realize that many are considered dead not BY the virus but related to it. Some people hace never got it yet are said to have died because of it or have a relation to it.

[@mrbubz7875]

A little fact - the aboriginal girl was not trying to kill herself with a rock, its actually a mourning practice and part of what they call "sorry business"

[@Mandobird1]

Yep, a lot of his commentary concerning the Aborigines (not "Aboriginals") was ignorant and insensitive.

[@taffles4203]

Not to mention suggesting their culture is obselete. Gross as fuck.

[@Mandobird1]

@@taffles4203 Yes, that was a real clanger.

[@taffles4203]

@@Mandobird1 I did a double take. Honestly could not believe someone would say that about one of the oldest surviving civilisation on earth with a rich culture. Couldn't be me...

[@Mandobird1]

@@taffles4203 Also, one of the points of the movie is that new and advanced technology is a two-edged sword, that can easily destroy humanity, so one shouldn't develop a fetish for it. The Aborigines were seen to be coping with collapse far better than European Australians because they could fall back to a simpler level of technology, that's been proven by the test of time (40,000 years).

[@sexy_po0p368]

When she is hitting her head with the rock, i think its a traditional thing that they believe got rid of memories

[@lilgorgo]

Thank you, she explained it in the movie but this dikcheez said "that's why you're culture's obsolete". Fk that.

[@Turbuggy]

@@lilgorgo My eyes WIDENED when he said that. Like... he may not believe in spiritual medicine but damn.

[@dan_the_swag_man6937]

I mean if you hit the right spot maybe

[@Ayto27]

@@Turbuggy in Australia that's like the equivalent of calling a black American a ni**a. Very touchy subject here

[@lilgorgo]

@Dog Sweat whatever, conquistador 🙄 it's a spiritual practice not medicinal but given your hot imperialist take I care not at all what you think about it

[@ulasonal]

imagine if you needed your EpiPen but took the suicide pen instead-

[@lukewarmmilk102]

im imagining me getting stung by a bee and doing this cuz im allergic and stupid

[@1kjj421]

6:34

[@user-nh7cy1vm2i]

When was the last time you used epipen on your forehead?

[@ulasonal]

@@user-nh7cy1vm2i you wouldn't use it on your forehead. you would use it on your leg because you thought it was an epipen.

[@elfuego233]

It would hurt a lot but not kill bc it goes in your leg

[@v4l3nt1n30]

Let's admit It would have went 100% differently if he just told his wife it was dangerous to leave They both would have been alive(Probably) and Rosie wouldn't have to live without her parents But hey At least she got a happy ending

[@bm952]

You should never ever consider disrupting the toilet zombie

[@Syncopated_]

Probably. But they were both stupid as crap, so they probably would have died some how.

[@connorboyd9986]

Do you not realize that Rosie is an infected baby but the infection happens after puberty so Rosie:I feel weird A girl:what is it Rosie:*flails around and make gurgle noise*

[@v4l3nt1n30]

@@Syncopated_ true

[@mk4k42]

When you realize all of this could've been avoided if she didn't go into that boat.

[@Jaypes1]

Or if he was honest about how dangerous the boat was, she could have gone with a weapon like a folding chair.

[@avanhubertgesta3486]

@@Jaypes1 yeah i was angry when the father didn't warn his family.

[@avanhubertgesta3486]

Oh my god this movie is soooo stupid

[@MeisterSchwabbo]

@@avanhubertgesta3486 dude, he got everything important from that boat. he couldn't knew that his wife is that stupid to leave his daughter at the boat with only the sleeping dad, while searching for a razor for her husband on that boat where the dad got everything important... but well the dad isn't that smart either

[@AltClev37]

@@Jaypes1 lol yep the folding chair would have literally saved her dumbass 🤦🏻‍♀️ I know they have to have characters that are stupid to be able to make these movies but I mean come on. This is just unacceptable already lol

[@DeathTheManiac]

Andy: "Oh yea, the boat is completely safe" Morgan Freeman: "But it was not safe, in fact, there was a zombie in there which bit Kay"

[@NerdExplains]

This video was held up in YT limbo for 3 weeks, finally get to share it with y'all! I'm working on two versions of I Am Legend, How to Beat the villain and the hero.

[@AAPTHEANIMATOR]

At least it's up now

[@AAPTHEANIMATOR]

👍

[@dang849]

Nice

[@aidang7182]

E

[@cindybedartes8972]

Can you do 127 hours? It would be good and you can say for how long could the person survive, what equipment could have helped him etc. I think it would be pretty neat

[@bananalord83]

For some reason, the wife making stupid decisions while bitten seriously pisses me off...

[@mikado3413]

Honestly they're both infected with stupid virus

[@gabrielleggettmusic]

Same here

[@imsomewhatofalyricguymysel1924]

Yea honestly she is stupid, but the husband is worse. He is the one that convinced her to not kill herself and put her in the same car with their baby

[@nugget2486]

Wackkery how so?

[@goreroses]

Nugget did you literally not watch the movie

[@ablackbunny3149]

This could've been avoided if kay had stocked up on dollar shave club razors.

[@lionelpolo221]

Or a safety razor. Even a straight Razor

[@gracee8709]

lmaooo right

[@teslacannon8015]

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[@burgerfanman]

Andy(thinking): If I tell my wife there was a zombie in there, she'll be a little angry at me............. I'll just reassure her that there were no zombies Kay: *Dath*

[@reubenshiflet]

The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that the government actually did something right.

[@xadielplasencia3674]

It is cuz it is not USA

[@achturas]

@@xadielplasencia3674 Facts

[@kiyohshi6827]

I mean Australia is definitely better at handling pandemics than the US..

[@zappiestlynx9567]

Kiyohshi not only that but let’s say this military place is armed and they all know the virus’ symptoms and they all have guns and these wrist watches, meaning this disease has been going on for a while. Whatever semblance of government would not be overrun. Somehow I feel like they might have more than enough bullets to take down even the whole population of Australia not to mention the many civilians already doing that and ending their own lives. I think the whole “base is overrun” thing is such a bad trope. They definitely would be more than capable

[@xadielplasencia3674]

@@zappiestlynx9567 I agree, humans are not that good with virus, but we can definetly take care of stupid infected people if we can kill them (wich is basically a zombie)

[@robcostanza5500]

IF your advice leads to my death I'm coming back to take you with me

[@lavapirana6070]

Next video: How to beat the vengeful demon in Nerd Explains

[@gnarly3562]

Learn Tawheed :)

[@Rahul-xf8yy]

@@lavapirana6070 not one but two. I'm with him

[@MK-kg9lp]

@@Rahul-xf8yy three

[@deadchannel5557]

@brii Atheists:Am I a joke to you?

[@zucchinitrumpisgood1730]

This movie expects me to believe some slow ass zombies snuck up on a military car in the desert and killed everyone in there without being mowed down

[@EvilRedDynamo]

Hey man Australia lost to emus

[@dragonyd3733]

@@EvilRedDynamo XD

[@MK-il5vc]

You forgot that these same zombies lost with more zombies to some brave Tribe without firearms

[@Nothing-1w3]

@@EvilRedDynamo Are you comparing some pesky zombies to indestructible machines of death?

[@lapplandkun9273]

hey man , its a zombie apocalypse horror movie. World War Z was better than this but was still kind of dumb

[@katch2183]

My gas light was on and I still had 20 miles to the nearest gas station, I slowed my car down to 55mph for the best mileage (like you said in this video) and somehow I made it to the gas station. Thank you

[@rachelpierce3515]

My husband says to turn off ac/heater too but Idk if it really works

[@kpsiex]

@@rachelpierce3515 It does.

[@agrikid9655]

Why the heck everytime A Family is protagonist in a Horror Movie is either they are pregnant,have a child, Or either having Newborn Baby

[@VTSfilms]

Horror is about dis-empowerment. Making the protagonist feel weak. Best way to do that to a white male is making him care for something that's hard to protect. Like a little baby.

[@rensmetselaar9]

for added anxiety and dumb choices

[@AlbeenoCookie]

ur meant to care more about a baby/pregnant woman. But tbh, would care more if it was a pregnant dog. Only the darkest films kill dogs, let alone puppies

[@DrWho1596]

Stress and pressure.

[@leviathantb4014]

in media about an apocalyptic event that threatens humanity, children often represent the next generation and the overall survival of the human race

[@nuglyph9139]

She's not trying to "off herself with a rock", its an Aboriginal tradition of mourning . They inflict scars to their head to symbolize pain / grief.

[@fionaxx8645]

thank you for sharing that! I was a little confused by that scene but it makes more sense now

[@millysmith5521]

Yeah I was confused to, i at first thought that she was trying to oof even though she wasn’t infected, thx for clearing it up

[@chickenspheres7582]

stop

[@Comin4Barbra]

🙏🏽

[@mirandavanrossum1907]

Mostly Aboriginal women when in mourning or ‘sorry business’ hit there heads with a rock to show how much sorrow they are in from losing a loved one or losing someone from there community. And at 19:40 - 19:45 She talking about when her physical wound heals the wound in her heart from her father dying will heal too.

[@coopersutherland8550]

"It had *fingehs,* Andy." "FUCK!"

[@AmaryInkawult]

Oh gods, did it have toes too!?!

[@jkbutterfly3142]

@@AmaryInkawult Oh, God FORBID the toes!

[@mrskywars1237]

Just saying Andy’s name should’ve been Fred...

[@tubbomemes5923]

@@mrskywars1237 Scooby”Ruh-ro Shaggy:zoinks Velma:jinkys Daffnie:jeepers Fred:FUUCKKKKK

[@deuscaritasest7518]

FHACK

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

Point of contention: You keep say that lack food but I'm pretty sure that thing with a mirror wasn't an oar, it was a fishing rod. Regardless, at 3:56 you clearly see Andy and Kay talking while fishing. They have an endless supply of food on that house boat.

[@projectpitchfork860]

Except it's not endless and you can't live of fish alone.

[@kpsiex]

@@projectpitchfork860 Yes you can. I survived dehydration by drinking fish blood alone.

[@abdurrahmanmohammad4983]

@@kpsiex mmm excellent food source

[@lifebeforedeath1788]

I wonder if it would be safe to eat the fish though, who knows what’s in the water, though I suppose it is flowing/not stagnant water, so idk

[@mysteriousj3019]

They suck at fishing like they suck at not making shit decisions

[@Drsiegfreid]

Sounds like the real answer is just to not be an idiot Slow zombies, and classic rule of ditch those who get bit, or use them for one last supply run and then ditch them

[@bexeydove1441]

It's harder than youd think when your a human being and it's someone you love

[@doorman2374]

@@bexeydove1441 Got to do what you got to do

[@nicktaco117]

bexey dove me: *laughs in single*

[@asandax6]

@@bexeydove1441 Doesn't Metter if it's a person you love or not if they are screwed and there's absolutely nothing you can do It's time to ditch them and if it's me who is screwed I'm ditching so I don't harm any of them.

[@rogersmith258]

@@asandax6 Yep. I'd take a sharpened stick and go outside and try to take out as many zombies as possible and at a minimum lead the zombies away from live humans while shouting dont come over here I am zombie and possibly break into buildings to take supplies and move them in to easier to access locations for actual humans to take later.

[@jeffryhiendy3947]

"How to beat Fracking virus in Cargo" It's easy. Just be a cameraman.

[@therock3464]

Underrated comment

[@them3lon8r72]

Sounds like someone’s never seen Rec. (Look up “dead meat rec kill count”)

[@TheRealVurt]

the m3lon8r one two three or four?

[@them3lon8r72]

Vrtiiska one and two because those ones are the 100% found footage style ones

[@primozeroyt]

@@them3lon8r72 I JUST FINISHED THE REC KILL COUNTS LMAO

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"It's the apocalypse, a little teamwork and communication goes a long way" That applies to your ranked teammates too by the way.

[@Connarmankeskateboarding]

Why do I see you everywhere my guy?

[@smugumin3448]

And, just like in ranked matches, nobody does it

[@oblivionmaker9701]

I’ve seen you so many times I’ve subbed to make sure it’s you again and not a bot

[@DenDen021]

At this point I'm just gonna assume there's multiple ppl acting like 1

[@-theamazingdufus-5270]

They shoulda went for the head

[@bighawaii]

“It had fingers Andy.” “FAAAAAWWWK.” Didint see the movie, but now I kinda want to after that line lmao.

[@enrique9495]

“Totaling the truck and his wife” Holy shit I busted out laughing.

[@alfinamarshall6676]

“The best a man can get is a partner who doesn’t take unnecessary risks in the zombie apocalypse” 🥴

[@lunaticusdjit]

Gilette's new motto is rather specific

[@nrose168]

Lol I remember watching a zombie movie with my gf. She got upset when I told her to off me if I get bitten

[@balqeesbaloch5213]

​@@nrose168i hope that's an ex now lol

[@araccoon7049]

I feel bad for the zombies. Imagine trying to infect Australia

[@MaxRefresh]

All the animals would eat them lol

[@bubbletea7771]

And the humans are dumbsr

[@nelliesilvers1210]

@@bubbletea7771 🙄👏....👏. Unless you're an Aussie, stfu. Only we can call each other dumb👌🏻. We live alongside the deadliest animals in the world..we can't be that braindead

[@bubbletea7771]

@@nelliesilvers1210 didn't mean the Australians just the people in the movie in general. As I see the stupid mom isn't even Australian. Get ur facts right

[@nelliesilvers1210]

@@bubbletea7771 "Get your facts right"😆. I read WHAT you wrote exactly HOW you wrote it. I got my facts from you🤷🏻‍♀️.

[@Chowmder]

“And if my advice ever led to your death, well *heh* , nobody will ever know” *Well dang*

[@lilmao4482]

Nobody: NerdExplains: *May I suggest to you some cannibalism in these trying times?*

[@ryuvereignnolife3980]

But you never know if hes infected....

[@sanjenyasha9031]

@WhatsGoingOn wtf

[@s801gaming3]

Now someone finally uses this meme template

[@paganizondacinquenfsedtn3705]

Cupa?

[@praisethesun1172]

So basically, just do the complete opposite of what the protagonists did and you'll live.

[@MeisterSchwabbo]

The mirror fishing road was smart. But the rest off those people wouldn't survive 2 days

[@n.dynz00]

This section has the most exotic names wtf

[@ranium6149]

Dont breath

[@evil2862]

@@ranium6149 well actually yeah, don’t breathe around infected without a mask because if they cough the saliva could get into you and can infect you too since the virus in the movie is spread through bodily fluids

[@o0OMaku]

I like how before he fully turned into a zombie, Tumi sprayed the wife's perfume in his face, that was symbolic af, dude went through all that to save his daughter cus of his wife

[@lightlylemony]

yeah his wife was really really dumb

[@emiliomarbanjr]

@@lightlylemony lol He wasn't bright either.

[@luster5497]

"How to train your Zombie". It's so simple, yet it's ingenious. This movie figure out how to use the Zombies. Undead-transportation that never need fuel, slow but free. This movie beat the Zombies, they don't need help, they got the zombie apocalypse done right. No one in "The Walking Dead" ever thought about Riding a Zombie. I mean come-on!!! That's so Simple, Yet So Awesome!!!

[@sanntti112]

I've learned more from this channel than school...Sensei nerd

[@disbeafakename167]

You should pay more attention in school.

[@sanntti112]

@@disbeafakename167 my school should pay more attention to me

[@NerdExplains]

So have I lol.

[@narhanF1]

Me to

[@MaxKur0]

@@sanntti112 Omg so true. Another gold comment. 🌟

[@harryreynolds8209]

Fracking virus sounds like a virus where you just swear a lot

[@ls200076]

It's Australia after all

[@OrangeZ1987]

Oh god all of Australia is already infected

[@risk5485]

elektron117 bet me to it

[@TVChanMcfatty]

What's next the fucking virus?

[@amrithosein5164]

@@TVChanMcfatty lol or sucking virus

[@Laughlikeagoblin]

Andy's stupid choices- 1: lying to Kay about the boat being safe, pretty much killing at a very slow and horrific pace. 2: not offing kay after the first symptom. I can understand why not, but the longer she is around, the higher that chances of getting bit by her or kay munching on rosie like she is a KFC bucket meal. 3: Not. Having. A. Weapon. 4: not giving rosie to a sane non-infected survivor when he knows he will turn soon. 5: not killing Vic after seeing he is a psycho and is using other survivors as live bait. 6: Not checking Rosie from blood or bites after every encounter with the infected. Wow only 6. He did fairly decent but he still messed up royally.

[@robkitchen5344]

They banned guns down under They have no chance in a zombie apocalypse

[@morpher728]

Also completely disregarding sanitation from the virus

[@PutiNaPato]

That apocalypse is like easy mode in a zombie apocalypse all you need is a armored vehicle and a machine gun and more guns and a lot of food and a bunker.

[@shemwell4782]

@@PutiNaPato i doubt all of that would be possible for a normal everyday person or even a millionaire but all u need is common sense

[@MrBassem95]

Not getting out of the car when he knew his wife had turned.

[@Lisa-sn8yz]

Andy getting infected in the first place could have been SO easily avoided :’)

[@danieladam9390]

Dudes? Australian Military lost a War against Birds. What makes you think that it would ein against Zombies?

[@giacomomattiacolombo5224]

It's funny because it's actually true story on school books

[@mrj4082]

Really? Australian military lost a war against birds? 😂😂

[@juanescarcega2513]

@@mrj4082 well said birds were very fast.

[@MariaLopez-uz1io]

@@juanescarcega2513 wait what?? Really?? Guns weren’t able to win against beaks??

[@juanescarcega2513]

@@MariaLopez-uz1io well like I said the birds were fast faster than their bullets

[@fishbiscuit8266]

“Before she realizes a horrible discovery” *'LET’S PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS'*

[@liuyi9919]

Fish Biscuit lmao that happened to me

[@DakotaN24]

Dude same here 😅

[@jimothy077]

Yep

[@gshnoozer2]

Got the takis ad. lmao

[@liuyi9919]

G Schnoozer2 luckyyyyyyy. I’d love to have a takis ad

[@du9267]

he should've just told her that there was a zombie in the boat. the end.

[@22skatt88]

Ayuwoki lol that game is fun

[@damondaichikuroo1401]

Exactly

[@mustard8148]

Also dumb how they camp that near the boat too

[@jondecat885]

@elite captain FEARLESS SOLARIS ZEUS ayuwoki horror game, basically youre in michael jackson's house and he cant see you but can hear you

[@SirRayveltal]

Considering the wife is that stupid, she'd probably still go inside.

[@awbw9127]

I watch your videos for 10 hours straight 4 days a week while I'm at work. I've rewatched literally every how to beat video. I love them

[@vladfifty-two8530]

This movie seems horrible. But not horrible by nature, just by unbelievably idiotic characters and lazy writers.

[@cheesey1635]

I’ve seen it I believe it has some flaws but it is an overall decent movie

[@bebelusica]

I think it's a somewhat realistic movie following really dumb, ordinary people. It's literally a what not to do during an apocalypse guide.

[@gasterholdingacoffeecup4093]

So a horrer movie

[@freetibet2691]

lol even the aborigin people are 10 times smarter than them

[@wasteofspace6092]

Plot

[@cmd31220]

I honestly hated this movie, because literally everything that happens is caused by obvious stupidity. A depressing movie isn't depressing if a 6 year old can constantly complain about why the characters are dumb.

[@kabob0077]

@bobwatters It's a frakking shit show.

[@jillianadams1407]

Very true.

[@HorsiMusic]

the only thing depressing about this movie is the writing

[@leere5524]

@@HorsiMusic cause they stole the premise from a short film by the same name and tried to stretch it into hours lol

[@zyothy9288]

“If you got infected with a zombie virus, and had 48 hours to live, what would you do with your baby” for some reason this got me burst out laughing

[@shaykireas]

11:30 the way you keep a professional voice when saying stuff like this absolutely cracks me up

[@mrman_7052]

The zombies in this movie are like having a rabid raccoon in your yard but it's slow and dumb. Don't get close to it, but it's no big deal.

[@5nak3_15]

Yeah kinda

[@benkenobi6137]

Maybe don't use slurs

[@mrman_7052]

@@benkenobi6137 Good idea

[@ArlanKels]

Actually rabies can linger on the ground for quite a while, making the area dangerous for your pets even if the rabid animal is gone. Or even if they're inside, since walking through some rabies saliva and getting it on your shoes is enough to potentially infect your poor innocent pet.

[@indridcold8433]

What if it is ten rabid raccoons? One rabid racoon is just an ugly spectacle. But ten rabid raccoons in your yard will be very dangerous because all your ways out will be covered by rabid raccoons so you could starve to death, unless you want to eat rabid raccoon chops. In zombie movies, one zombie is just an ugly spectacle. But when ten are surrounding your home, it is not a good thing at all. It is often very dangerous.

[@Epdu]

Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse and saying “Don’t worry, I watched Nerd Explains”

[@facelessenemy3755]

You will be on my team immediatly

[@facelessenemy3755]

Wait on second thought, you might cannabilize me o.o

[@ethan7252]

@@facelessenemy3755 Thats why I keep a spare uno reverse card

[@alwegiesushimi6137]

I would keep him hostage and tell him to give us ideas

[@seanwilkinson8696]

I'd rather stay in a Holiday Inn Express.

[@jinx724]

I've never seen this movie but I am infuriated that he lied to her and even more upset that she went herself. It's the stupidity for me when the apocalypse comes I plan on going no where alone

[@IceFire1800]

considering how people act like dumbasses with covid, this movie is at least accurate to human decisions

[@serpentinewolf7085]

@@IceFire1800 Idk COVID is cute and only really kills the weak. This movie virus kills everyone.

[@kammc-]

9:43 I was low on gas on the parkway, was afraid of running out of gas and I knew that 55mph was the most efficient because of this video. Couple cars ahead of me got into a pretty bad accident and I barely braked in time to avoid joining them in their accident. Don't think the accident would've killed me but I'm glad I knew about this fact.

[@Einzeilhandery]

Armored vehicles in zombie movies: destroyed Armoured soldier with protection gears and gas mask/facemask : died Military rifle which can fire from ranges and bayonet: doesnt exist Slow ass zombie that can barely move and hypernate: somehow overrun a whole military base with cameras surveillance and checkpoints

[@xxstepsonxxhi1225]

Fr

[@azraeiazman]

Louder brother

[@JojonathanOliveira]

Well if the military is just as stupid as the main family then it's really easy to see why they were overrun.

[@jaguar_8344]

Silver yes, but it spreads through water. And they aren’t all slow and lumbering: that only happens after they begin to rot. At the start, in the flashbacks of the city area, you see that they are very aggressive and capable of chasing people. They are only slow because they have been deteriorating in the Australian sun for a couple years, therefore rotting their muscles and tendons. Remember, all one has to do is fall into a water tank, or a group get torn apart in a river, and suddenly, anyone who drinks that water, or washes their hand (open cuts) is infected. It’s not about the physical ability of the dead, it’s how contagious the pathogen is.

[@SomaDas-hh6bf]

movie makers are way too stupid

[@adriensardothien2311]

What I love the most is how affectionate the aboriginals were with Rosy. When Tumi brought her to the tribe they all smiled at her almost as if she was their own.

[@adriansweitzer1599]

You spelt your name wrong

[@mynameisstolen]

@@adriansweitzer1599 adrien is also correct? wdym

[@tnnt1263]

@@mynameisstolen he was probably joking, but it came across really weird.

[@mooseandelk1]

Of all these zombie movies, they start off so dumb some times. Like these 2 have survived the zombie plauge for who knows how long. They know the dangers already, how did they both managed to screw up? The husband not being honest about the boat not being safe, and the wife for taking such an ignorant move.

[@ls200076]

People are sometimes lucky.

[@elliotgabriel4580]

They screw up and be idiots because the plot wants them to screw up and be idiots.

[@yoshmarsh8412]

@@elliotgabriel4580 finally someone said it

[@mooseandelk1]

@@elliotgabriel4580 If only someone could make a zombie movie that wasn't predictable.

[@IceFire1800]

>driving 55 mph is the best choice >is talking about a movie set in australia, a place using metric not imperial ah cool ill just whip up a quick conversion while this zombie bites me leg off

[@SOLARITY333]

why tf are you in a car with a zombie?

[@petr1fy]

“Just say no, they can’t infect you without your consent” “No” “Understandable, have a great day”

[@tilburg8683]

Or infection free zones, the infection will legally not be allowed to be there.

[@kennycyrillambasan6831]

copied ;/

[@DRMEATER]

@@kennycyrillambasan6831 who cares

[@gunnarkulak2919]

@@DRMEATER same on kenney

[@BL3H-]

I swear, if those "overused comment" police come to this comment section, I will....... .... do nothing.

[@GnomeWarlords184]

I was not in real danger but still i wanted to tell you this. Me and my dad were on a road trip and were low on gas. My dad drove as fast as legal to make it. But then i remembered this video and we barely made it. I just want to thank you.

[@ephemeral_data4336]

"Tribes are shish kebabing and frying zombies in the distance" Is a phrase I never thought I would hear.

[@evanmemo]

"It had fingers andy!" "FUCK!" lmao

[@bananabanana156]

The moral of the story: be honest to your companions, so they don't decide to do stupid crap based on your lies.

[@princessharu2833]

“Maybe if you told me the truth I wouldn’t do the stupid thing I did >:(“

[@bleedinghearts4768]

@@princessharu2833 Yeah but if she knew it was unsafe she wouldn't have went. She thought it was clear but her husband lied

[@shemwell4782]

moral of the story :in a apocalypse even if someone says its safe be hella conscious of everything muchless a zombie Apocalypse seriously if my husband or wife says oh the trip was easy , i would be skeptical knowing literal death sentence can pop up and wats worse wrap your body to reduce chance of being bitten

[@turoreal]

@@princessharu2833 not necessarily, the original poster indicated that they are both at fault

[@cuwujchristian7380]

Princess Haru oo

[@subliminaisdakiwi6763]

Andy: *Taking what he can from the boat* Zombie: Hey can you pass me toilet paper

[@abelrefasa3382]

I was making a joke but I realized this joke is here

[@noodoles]

"It's your call because you got killed over a Gillette . The best a man can get is a partner that doesn't take unnecessary risks in a zombie apocalypse." LMAOOOO

[@rbz1]

Perfect review!!! The only part you missed was Andy could have literally avoided getting bitten by his wife by getting out of the vehicle and not basically putting his arm directly into her mouth while reaching for the baby in the back seat....because he seemed to get himself and the baby out just fine AFTER he got bit lol.

[@huntermorris8308]

This is great out of context." Lady: "It had fingers andy!" Andy: "FUCK"

[@yellowpancake7968]

This damn guy saved my life once with his advice. Gladly I bit the zombie first before it bit me then she turn into a human again.

[@fck_u_please4665]

I-

[@alphakevin4316]

That's genius Level shit

[@KayceeRamirez]

"No u"

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

*Level 1000*

[@calmgoodfire4662]

The military fought off the zombies? What do they all have silencers and have a underground complex

[@jadynmurrell80]

maybe

[@endless3cho]

A movie suppressor would obviously work but an actual suppressor isn't meant to hide the noise, It's to save your hearing.

[@theoverseer4886]

endless[3cho] tbh a suppressed .45 pistol is nearly as quiet as a crossbow

[@PhoenixFires]

No but they'd have basic common sense of, we have all the weapons, supplies, and knowledge to beat a lightning fast enemy from ground, air, and sea. I think a bunch of shambling, rotting people that try to bite isn't that big a deal.

[@wojtek9675]

PhoenixFires true but with all the citizens going crazy and how fast it would it spread would be difficult with ppl being dumb and not telling anyone if they got bit are infected

[@autisticaeronaut]

"Why the sweet Australian outback fuck" is my new line.

[@Yoko_Grim]

Slow, brain dead zombies: *Exists* Military: *Black dude disappearing meme*

[@yamama9134]

A d i o s

[@flee2573]

✌🏾👨🏾‍🦱

[@akbarshah1190]

yeah how are the aboriginal the people with no modern weapons still alive and the military is dead

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

@@akbarshah1190 they hide in the Outback Zombies don't move when they have fallen apart and the last aborinals who lived isolated weren't found until near the 2000s

[@RJ-x]

XD🌚♣️

[@matthewflores2424]

did anybody else laugh at the “it had fingers andy!” bc i lost it

[@canofworms6730]

"FUCK!" /ref

[@hentaiconnoisseur4703]

I once was in a road trip to Australia with my friends. We were in a jeep, and we were riding across this endless road to our destination. There was a gas station in front of us. I read the panel and I decided that we had enough gas to reach our destination. However, we were totally wrong. Our navigator(one of my friend) miscalculated the distance to our destination. It turned out that we needed MUCH more fuel than we had lmao. We had a small gas can in the trunk so we dropped every drop of fuel in the tank, made a 180 turn and returned to the gas station, not forgetting to maintain 55mph. Oh yeah we barely made it with the gas indicator flicking bright red hahaha. Just remembered your video and came here to say thanks bud!

[@loveislove2359]

You were an idiot for not wanting to fill up just to be safe5

[@squooshy2999]

@President Panda you do relaise just cuz thats how you say it in your country it doesnt mean thats how you only say it so hes saying it correctly so stop correcting uim

[@squooshy2999]

@President Panda welp that makes sense guess i was wrong

[@hentaiconnoisseur4703]

@@loveislove2359 I kno m8 hahaha

[@hentaiconnoisseur4703]

Gotta play safe next time lesson learned

[@Skyrimlizard]

“Why not kill him, he’s too dangerous to be kept alive” Well It’s not the jedi way

[@vlegion7443]

You mean high ground way?

[@mistertwisterbee]

“If my advice leads to your death, no one will ever know” - Nerd explains